#Beware folks

[thatonepizzaman]

Haha :D the literal embodiment of chaos has become a gijinka

[mintjeru]

hypothetically speaking, these would be cute sticker designs ^^

open for better quality | no reposts

[goblin-enjoyer]

a comic based of a very good tumblr post I saw.

link under cut

[mochinomnoms]

I dont trust tall people. Except maybe jack but thats because he's a good boy.

NO CAUSE YOUR SO CORRECT tall people too shifty, why they so tall for? what do they need to be tall for? they dont have a reason the reason is that theyre demons and i have prime access to their kneecaps—

[landograndprix]

charles: ayrton is the only idol I've ever had

people in the comments 🤡:

[greenbirdtrash]

RHRN OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS AHEAD

It was too funny.

Me texting that one friend who makes a hella bad job at hiding their amusement with feet. It's a running joke at this point

[winderlylandchime]

So brainrot.

Last night my little princess dog was attacked and bit by a much larger dog. Spouse and I raced her and her brother (because us leaving him totally alone in a hurry would have panicked him) to the ER. I am understandably devastated and traumatized.

We were sitting side by side waiting to hear news if she would be okay. Holding hands. And I look down through the tears streaming down my face at my white PJs (I had already changed when I took her out) and my hair and my hands covered in blood and whispered,

Oh my god I’m Brian after prom.

(She’s going to be okay. She’s home now, resting, and being spoiled even more than usual. Her brother has been the best boy throughout this and given her space and let her take our full attention. The cat remains the cat.)

[dancingwiththefae]

@cookingwiththehanza

The radskier in Toussaint fic is finished :)

Rating: E

Pairing: Radskier, Jaskier/Anna Henrietta

Summary:

Jaskier is happy and settled in Toussaint. That is until a familiar face arrives in Beauclair. Old emotions make themselves known, and Jaskier can't help himself. It only makes things more complicated.

[skeletalheartattack]

i just want you to know that i and a couple of my friends follow you and because of your skeleton tag every time we see a skull or a skeleton or even a bone we now yell SKELETON or possibly THE SKELETON APPEARS. life improved immeasurably by this 11/10 thank you for your influence

Thank you for taking the SKELETON challenge!! can you find the skeleton? now?

[dreamtydraw]

get better soon （；´д｀）ゞ sorry you're feeling under the weather! but here's a doodle of aissata!!

OMG AN APPLE BAG FANART !!!!! DID YOU LIKED THE GAME FRIEND !? TELL ME TELL ME !!! >:0

And it’s alright ! Living with small kids mean i will get sick if they are which in winter…. They often are lol.

I’m doing the full healing methods : herbs, medecine, salt water, lemon, hot water inhaler, minth pastilles- IF I DON’T BREATH AFTER THAT IDK WHAT ELSE I CAN DO-

[unknownsoldiers]

//Writing Lieutenant's bio with this in the back of my mind

//I hope y'all like reading

[brunhielda]

Song of the Sea: A St Paddy’s Day Review

More for Halloween than St. Paddy’s Day, but you cannot get more Irish than this film company. (Cartoon Saloon)

Would recommend “The book of Kells” for all the beautiful greenery over this one for the particular holiday, and “Wolf Walker” if you want more action scenes.

Still- 10/10, would recommend to anyone who likes beautiful animated films.

Warning- Do NOT recommend if your name is Ben and you have Mother trauma.

It WILL punch you in the gut and make you sob. Have seen it first hand. Only watch if you need the catharsis. Otherwise you can watch the other two films for the Dad trauma instead 😅

What can I say, they are Irish stories. If they weren’t emotionally complex and a little sad they wouldn’t be real Irish stories.

[dreaming-for-an-escape]

Chad: Hey, the pizza’s here.

Jamie: We didn’t order pizza.

Chad: Well, somebody must have because they left it outside.

Wes: Don’t look at me. I wanted to go for Sushi.

*Everyone else in the room 🤔*

The pizza box a few seconds after being put down:

[rebelwithoutabroom]

Chapter 4 of my Dnf Stardust AU is posted!

Polaris (bring me home) || E rated || 4/6 chapters 

The Market was just as magical as it had been before, but George felt different as he walked through the tiny spaces between stalls. His clothes didn’t look out of place anymore, nor did his now sun-kissed complexion or dirty boots - no one spared him a passing glance, and the realisation settled over him, of how much he had changed in so little time. He was not the wide-eyed small-town boy anymore, and he didn't know how to feel about that yet.

He wondered if Sapnap and Karl would be able to tell what he had been through just by looking at him.

Dream stayed close, their hands clasped together like a failsafe. He was fascinated by everything - spices and jewellery, pretty lamps and textured fabrics. His big hand hovered over the painted glass of flickering windchimes like the mere touch could break them, and George let him indulge, taking the long way to their destination. 

read the rest on A03

[ghost-chance]

Grammarly just had a stroke:

This is why I switched to ProWritingAid. JS.

[friendtotheshadows]

The prince could certainly be cruel, but he also appreciated beautiful things and was a descent flirt. The flower in his hand picked from the flower crown at his feet as the prince pushed it behind the girl's ears. A slight bit of danger dancing in his inky features. Mischief only one of the folk could accomplish. "There now the only thing that could compare to your beauty is outfitting you."