#Beware The Wild

[the-muppet-joker]

What if you end up with an applejack kin and wanna fuck mlp characters after this applejack vore session?

Then the world will keep spinning and I will wake up tomorrow knowing I lived the previous day as my truest self. Also I may draw Princess Celestia inflation art, who knows, I go where the wind takes me

[nell0-0]

Could you possibly do a fic where the Chain meet Legend's cucco companion, Piyoko? I want to see their reactions to her :D

Sure thing! Sorry for the wait, but here it is ^^

Main characters: Legend, Four, Wild, Wind & Warriors (+Piyoko, of course!)

“Legend, don’t freak out, but don’t you dare move.”

…Not exactly the words one would like to hear first thing in the morning before coeherency made its appearance on his brain, but he would have to deal as usual, Legend figured. What went wrong now?

“…why” Legend said, voice thick with sleep and slightly slurred despite his best attempt.

Turning the other way and sleeping this problem away was so tempting. Problem he wasn’t aware of, mind you, because he could more or less glimpse everyone else around camp. Either sleepy, still snoring or staring at Legend with an intensity only deserved for a dangerous foe or-

“There’s a-“

Legend reached above his head, his hand colliding with something soft, a familiar texture greeting his cautious fingers.

“Wait, stop!”

“Goddesses, he’s doomed.”

“Legend, noooo!”

Grabbing whatever it was, a suspicious squeak as a result, Legend used his elbows to hold his weight while he looked at the cause of alarm for the three dumbasses in front of him.

“Pyo!”

…a cuccoo. Well, at least it wasn’t a tiny monster out for his blood. Even though that description adhered to cuccoos most days. Not to this one, chirping excitedly at seeing Legend’s messy face with dry drool still on the side of his mouth.

The others (just three of them, at least) had jumped back. He had expected the over the top reaction from the champion, who was wieling a soup ladle as if it was a weapon. Not so much from Wind who shouldn’t know what they were since he didn’t have them on his era and he hadn’t yet been attacked by an angry flock on this adventure. Definitely wasn’t expecting Four with a… cane? A magic cane.

A magic cane he hadn’t told Legend about. Darn it.

“Really, guys? First thing on the morning?”

“Why are you so calm about this?” Wind squinted at Legend, taking Wild’s soup ladle and poking at Legend’s face with the round edge. Wild shot Wind a betrayed look, who shrugged in response gesturing at Legend in a baffled manner.

Four’s eyes seemed to shimmer a myriad of colors, his face contorting awkwardly as if he couldn’t decide on whether he should laugh, get concerned or scold them all and go back to sleep.

“Guys, it’s okay, it’s just Piyoko.”

Holding the cuckoo, no longer the little chick she had been while on their adventures with Din’s troupe and the Nayru fiasco, Legend cooed. Wind poked at Legend again, bewildered. The look Piyoko threw the sailor was murderous, the poor kid backing off as if burnt and abandoning the wooden ladle to its uncertain fate. In retaliation, Wild flicked the kid on the forehead, quick to retrieve yet another soup ladle from his seemingly infinite supply on that slate of his.

Why soup ladles? Why not swords. Goddesses knew Wild never had enough of those with the rate he kept breaking them at.

Only Four seemed coherent enough to get them back on track from their usual shenanigans, despite being the less alert of the three.

“Piyoko?”

“Piyoko” Legend smirked. Four’s eyebrow twitched.

“And who’s Piyoko supposed to be? Aside from a cuccoo, I mean.”

“My cuccoo.” At the united front of three unimpressed heroes, Legend relented. “I’ve raised this mayhem bird from before she hatched from the egg.”

“What.”

How eloquent, Wind.

The commotion had seemed to catch Warriors’ attention. Or maybe he had been listening the whole time and Legend had just not noticed. Give him a break, he had just been rudely woken up without a good reason from his power nap after the second shift of the night watch. If he wanted to be grumpy or mad about that fact, he was well within his rights.

Either way, as usual, Legend thought while rolling his eyes out of habit, the war captain butted in the conversation.

“Is that a hero spirit thing, raising cuccoos?”

When Wild and Four shot him bewildered looks, probably questioning if Warriors also had a hidden cuccoo somewhere, Warriors was quick to deny it. Weird.

“If it is, then maybe that’s where Linkle gets it from.”

Legend stared at Wind uncomprehendingly. No way someone had named their daughter that, right? Right?

“Exactly my point.”

Okay, nevermind, apparently Linkle was a thing now, and both the captain and the sailor seemed to know her. How that was possible since, supposedly, none of them had met before this journey of nine heroes, was anyone’s guess. But neither asked about Ravio living in his house earlier that week, despite those two also impossibly knowing the scammer, so Legend wouldn’t ask about this either.

Four sighed, as if incredibly tired of this conversation already — Legend had been the one woken up, not Four, the nerve — he asked “and who’s Linkle?”

“My sister.”

Wild stared. “Your what.”

“You have a sister?”

“Not the point!” Warriors flushed, pointing at Legend. Trying to redirect the dumbass trio’s attention back to him, it seemed. That fucker. “Why are you asking me about my sister when Legend is still holding that cuccoo like nothing!”

Maybe if he was more awake, or if Legend wasn’t secretly elated that Piyoko had sneaked out to join him that day, he wouldn’t have said the next words. As it was, he was way too tired to care.

“To be fair” all eyes snapping in his direction, Legend grinned. “I threw Piyoko at Ganon.”

…

“Why did I never think of that.” Wild stared off at the morning sky, looking as if the world had opened new possibilities he hadn’t been aware of before. It was probably accurate, too.

Four just gaped at Legend, for once at a loss of words.

“She almost plucked an eye out. It was awesome.”

“Weaponized cuccoos.”

“Terrifying.” Wind may have said that, but the glint on his eye told another story.

Warriors took a step to the side, putting some distance between himself and the sailor, seemingly having an internal crisis.

Huffing, Legend dropped his weight on top of his bedroll again, Piyoko flapping her little wings before gently settling on top of his head. While the others woke up and those four got their shit together, Legend was sure he could manage to sleep another five minutes.

[yumespooki]

They on a date [REDRAW]

+Additional comic

And OG [2021]

[sabyfangirl]

these grapes man

[powerful-niya]

Clash Of Possession |

Dark Naruhina Fanfic

Naruhina Month 2023: Yakuza AU & Evil AU

||Available On: Wattpad • AO3||

— ☯The Heiress & The Demon Lord

— ☯Character Mood-Boards | Naruto & Hinata

Summary: In the heart of the yakuza underworld of Tokyo, the passing of Hiashi, the leader of the Hyūga clan, does more than just break Hinata's heart, but it exposes her to vulnerability.

Seizing the opportunity, the ruthless Naruto, Uzumaki clan leader, targets not only the conquest of the Hyūga clan but also wishes to claim Hinata as his most prized possession, no matter the cost.

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☯ Alternate Universe - Yakuza, Dark Themes, Clan Rivals, Clan Leaders, Uzumaki Clan, Hyūga Clan, War, Chakra Use, Demon/Human, Dark Naruto, Obsession, Possession, Gore, Blood & Violence, Murder, Suggestive Language, Enemies To Lovers, Forced Marriage Through Dictatorship, Tragedy, Grief, Loss, Major Character Death, Japanese/Japanese Culture, NSFW Themes, Dubcon, Sexual Coercion, Dom/Sub, Smoking, Sexist Slurs, Supernatural Elements, Suspense, Nhmonth, Nhmonth23. Additional Tags Inside Fic.

Chapter Index |

☯Introduction (紹介): AO3 | Wattpad

Word Count: 1k.

☯Arc 1: In The Shadow Of The Hyūga

☯Part 1 (第一部): AO3 | Wattpad

Word Count: 7.8k.

☯Part 2 (第二部): AO3 | Wattpad

Word Count: 13k.

☯Part 3 (第三部): AO3 | Wattpad

Word Count: 16.3k.

☯Part 4 (第四部): AO3 | Wattpad

Word Count: 10.5k.

☯Part 5 (第五部): Ao3 | Wattpad

Word Count: 14.6k

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[chilljustacat]

[baldurianbookhoarder]

wild magic sorcerer struggles

Tav, standing bleary-eyed at the shared breakfast table with their cup. They smile blissfully, pouring hot coffee with a happy sigh excited for another adventure-filled d--

Tav: achoo!

*instant fireball explosion*

Tav: oh gods... o-oh gods! I--

The group, watching Tav run around in a panic while the breakfast table lays destroyed, all food and drink incinerated.

Tav: Don't worry, I-I can fix this! I can-- *panic-conjures a water spell*

Gale: Wait don--

*Sleet storm successfully cast*

...Tav is never allowed to use the communal table after this. They are given their own little stool for breakfast, away from the rest of the supplies to prevent it from happening again.

x

inspired by the time I tried to cast water on the fire at Waukeen's Rest and I turned myself into a sheep...then accidentally panic ran my entire group into the flames.

[wwwerra]

more whiteboard doodles, this time with mu other dst ocs wasper and wevil!

[entropiasgift]

I love you, but I love me more: Or Dario going feral in one, two, three...

1. Orange, by Julianna Joy. // 2. Speeches for Doctor Frankenstein, by Margaret Atwood. // 3. Brutal, by Olivia Rodrigo. // 4. Post, by manywinged. // 5. Quote by la Bête, Dimenson 20. // 6. Limited Love, Allie X. // 7. I love you but I love me more, by MARINA. // 8. Quote, by Bob's Burgers. // 9. Brutal, by Olivia Rodrigo (x2). // 10. Quote of Eleanor of Aquitaine in The Lion In Winter, by James Goldman. // 11. White Dove, by Koda. // 12. Burning Bridges, by Sigrid.

[bsaka7]

on one hand i don't really know whats going on and i think i'm having at least 1 feeling and perhaps some confusion but on the other hand it's so interesting to have deadline day in a totally closed league market...i'm just fascinated.

[voidfell]

I gotta do more with Billy's already existing Earth 3 / Evil verse anyway cause Captain Thunder vs Captain Marvel is whiplash and they've met before and it just never ever goes well.

[mariocki]

The Fiend (Beware My Brethren, 1972)

"Say your sins aloud. He needs to hear them."

"I can't... please don't make me, please don't make me?"

"Say them. Say them!"

[pendragora]

It's about time I answer the asks huh?

[bowsnbots]

@thetravelershub asked:

It had been a quiet start to the day at Peppino’s Pizza. A few customers here and there, a small order out for delivery. It was shaping up to be, quite possibly, the first normal day the pizzeria’s seen in ages. Yep! Nothing at all could disrupt the peace. 3. 2. 1… The sound of the pizzeria’s doors slamming open caught both Gustavo and Omino by surprise. Gustavo, at the counter, and Omino, sweeping the floor, looked over to see a certain Cheeseslime making his way in. Must've been there for important business, with that serious look on his face. (Then again, that might've just been his face.)

“Hey, how ya’ doin’?” Gustavo called out. “What can I get for ya’?”

—It's... pretty impressive that he can look so serious, even intimidating, given that he's... you know. A pile of melted cheese. But he's sure managing, with that scowl on his face and the gun at his hip(?). His eyes shift to Omino, clearly sizing the Mii up, before moving to the counter instead without a word.

With an impressive hop, The Vigilante ends up standing on one of the swivel chairs next to the counter. The Cheeseslime leans forward as best he can, one disembodied hand resting on the table...

"Get me a shot'a the strongest drink you got."

S... Sir. This is a pizzeria.

[lunarruled]

[asexualannoyance]

i want more of unhinged macau