#Beuh wtf

[mihii-i]

You homophobic bitch

what? 💀

Idk who you are but my requests are only for requests and no negative hate speech. I’m sure I know you irl and if I don’t I’m sorry, but please leave my blog <33

[dykespence]

Unfortunately the dw hyperfixation is kind of fading and it's making me so sad

[neoarchipelago]

I’m absolutely sobbing omg 😭😭 (link)

BEUH I CRIED. I FUCKING BAWLED

DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS WTF

[hosekcloud]

Cloud I keep trying to look for the King of the Hill episode you were talking about where Hank plays the game in the mall and he drives it and embarrasses Bobby wtf, the only ep where Hank plays a videogame is the Pro-PAIN episode!!! (I probably misheard you honestly)

BEUH the episode is called Master of Puppets and i swear to god Hank plays the ski game you played at that arcade and embarrasses him since he and Peggy left him out past curfew and they felt bad so they took him out/gave him a load of gifts to make up for it LOL

plz i will forever be obsessed with king of the hill and if there’s ever an episode you’re trying to remember ASK ME ABOUT IT chances are i know EXACTLY WHICH ONE IT IS

[smearkrann13]

BEUH WTF 😭 THATS SO EW IM GAGGING

[21milespastblue]

BEUH I DIDNT THINK TUMBLR WOULD HIT ME EITH HSR SPOILERS…not that i have any clue what this means outside of it possibly being adventurine whom I know nothing about 🤗🤗 LOL im being dramatic but the emotion being shown here is scaring me badly idk wanna go thru emotional trauma again thru the hsr story.

shit is looking like a combination of those crazy Japanese death game manga (let’s talk about the brief period in high school where that was all I read for a week??? WTF was that about)

conclusion is i am now scared hsr will scar me emotionally and I will be very very affected by the time I get to 2.1 in game (in like eight months)

The final victor

[lafilledhivr]

goodnihht i will sleep with a heavy heart WTF HAPPENED BEUH

[kunikame]

BEUH THANK U GUYS FOR ALMOST 200 NOTES ON THE STARS ARE PRETTIER ,@?!??!!?!? I THINK UTS MY FASTEST TO BLOW UP POST TO DATE WTF.... I GOT SO MAMY FOLLOWS TOO LIKE?!?!?!? I LOVW YALL THANK U SM

[pianostarinwonderland]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO TWST HOLY FUCKKKK I CAN’T DI THIS MANNN I’M SO WHRJEBRJEJJJDJSJDJSDJDKD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR OMGOMGOMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I’VE GOTTEN TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND TALK TO YOU GUYS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU ALL

BEUH RVERYTHING JUST . GOD I FEEK SO FNDDNKDKSKSKKSKSKKDKJDBDJSJJSKSKKSKDKSKSKSSJJSJSKSKKSKSKSKSKKSSKKSKSKD

MANAMNAMANAMNAMANAMANAMNANANANMANAMANAMSBAMANMANAANAMNAANAMSNAMMAMANAMAMAMANANAN

Yo new missions are so sexy, got almost 1k gems from them

GRIM SO CUUUUUTE UEUEUE FAM HIM IN THE VID AND IN THE GROOVY SO FUCKING WHOLESOME WTF

And also... well it’s not me if I didn’t scream about

END ME RIGHT NOWWWW D R DBDBDNDBDDBNDNDNFNDKSKKDKSKSK WHEN THE FUCKINGVIDEO STARTED AND I SAW THIS I WAS LIKE WTF?????????????? TWST PLEASE

I’M SO SORRY PHONE I SWEAR I WILL CLEAN YOU UP TOMORROW

[lgbstims]

Anon is a gay man who used the lesbian slur ?? Beuh wtf

Yea. Super problematic 😔😔😔

[hydroponicjj]

hi! can i request a joshua bassett x reader, basically they’re dating and everybody knows but they haven’t made it public official, but hes doing a livestream during quarantine and he misses her a lot and she joins and he gives it away by singing a song just for her and gushing about her? or alternatively shes sitting behind the camera and giving him song requests and joshua is super soft and the viewers realize? xx

quarantined together

pairing: joshua bassett x reader

work count: 877

warnings: n/a

a/n: thank you for the request! i haven’t really written for joshua in a little bit so, glad to be back!! send me some requests pls :) gif credit goes to thegayfleet

                    「 ₊˚.༄ 」

“hello, hello, hello!” joshua greeted as he started the live on instagram.

thousands of people started pouring in at once, “hey guys!” he welcomed for the second time.

userone: hello joshua!!

usertwo: hey

userthree: you’re up early

“i’m up early? haha, yes. you can’t fall off the grind just because it’s quarantine.” he shrugged, reaching past the phone screen to grab his guitar.

for the first fifteen minuets of the live, he was strumming lightly whilst singing whatever tune popped into his head.

userfour: what song is that???

userfive: when was the last time you talked to y/n?

usersix: how is franklin doing? 😎

“franklin is doing pretty good, he’s sleeping cause he doesn’t wake up till like 3 pm.” he explained.

“uhhh,” he stuttered, “the last time i talked to y/n/n? right before i started the live.” joshua paused.

“she’s been on edge since quarantine started so, go send her some love.” he smiled into the camera.

you and joshua had been dating for about 3 months and you just so happened to be visiting him when the whole world shut down so, you were in isolation together.

userseven: do you talk to her everyday?

usereight: awe poor baby :( hope she’s alright

usernine: why’s she on edge??

“of course i talk to her everyday she’s my-” he paused, “my best friend.” he continued in a high pitched baby voice.

userten: this man said bEst fRieNd lmao 💀

usereleven: best friend? 🧢

usertwelve: facetime her!!

userthirteen: you should play a song? :)

“wait, wait, wait, i’ll be right back guys. i’m gonna go get a snack.” setting his guitar down in the chair he was just residing in, joshua ran into the kitchen.

“hey!” you greeted from the couch, you were currently rewatching the first season of outer banks.

“hello.” he replied enthusiastically, a smile on his face. reaching up into the cabinet, he he grabbed a lavender bag filled with popcorn.

“whatcha doin?” you asked, like isabella from phineas and ferb.

“i’m on live right now, i’ve actually gotta get back.”

“oooo, can i come with you? i can give you song suggestions.” you chuckled. you have seen enough of joshua’s lives to know exactly what he does.

“of course, c’mon.”

following him back into his room, you plopped down on his bed while joshua went back to entertaining the people watching his live stream.

“hello, hello, hello.” he removed the instrument from his seat so that he could sit back down.

userfourteen: he’s back !

userfifteen: he was gone for 30 years

usersixteen: welcome back sir

userseventeen: what song are u gonna sing today?

“what song? hmm, i’m not sure, what do you think?” he looked over to you.

people were aware that you and joshua are close but they didn’t know the entirety of your relationship and they also didn’t know that you were in quarantine together.

“meg thee stallion.” you joked.

“hahaha, meg? i dunno, not so uh, not so kid friendly.”

usereighteen: WHO IS THAT? 😳😳😳

usernineteen: THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE Y/N WTH 💀

usertwenty: THEYRE IN QUARANTINE TOGETHER OMG 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

joshua was too busy looking at you that he didn’t notice the comments going crazy.

“how about bruno mars?” you answered seriously.

“what do you guys think-” josh looked back and was trying to read all of the comments that were flooding in.

usertwentyone: BEUH WTF LOOK AT US !!

usertwentytwo: JOSH IS WITH Y/N YES 🥳

usertwentythree: I-IM SHCOKED WJEBSI 🙊

“woah, what the heck.” he said, shocked with wide eyes, “the comments are going crazy.”

“am i with y/n? haha wait hold on a sec.” he stood up from his seat, grabbing a blanket that was draped across his bed.

he grabbed your wrist pulling you up from where you sat, “can you grab this?” he asked as he placed the cover above your head, blocking you from eye sight.

“be careful as you walk right here,” joshua warned as he guided you so that you were in the view of the camera but, you were covered up.

“aaaaaaaaand welcome back to another episode of-” he paused, trying to think of a silly name, “joshua’s jazzy jet-setting game show.” he laughed at the creation.

“so on this segment we’re doing, what’s behind the blanket!” this was pretty fun considering the fact that everyone is locked in their houses

usertwentyfour: ITS Y/N I ALREADY KNOW BY THE NAILS 🤪

usertwentyfive: THE NAILS RJENEJEBEJ 😫😫

usertwentysix: i’m gonna pass out FROM EXCITEMENT 😤😤😤

“okay, contestant number one please drop the blanket!” he faked a drumroll.

it fell to the floor, revealing you behind it. you did a few funny poses to spice things up.

usertwentyseven: I KNEW YALL WERE TOGETHER 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

usertwetyeight: OHN EKEBEJEBJEE 🥺🥺

usertwentynine: YES THE BEST COUPLE ☺️

userthirty: AWE Y/N IS THERE 🥺☺️

“hahah, hi guys!” you greeted, waving at the phone screen.

userthirtyone: hi babes omg! <3

userthirtytwo: #shipname stans we won 🥳🥳

userthirtythree: best thing to come out of quarantine. hands down. :)

“alright, i’m gonna actually let joshua talk to you guys. see you later.” with that, you exited the frame.

“that’s all for this episode, folks.” he smiled, taking a seat.

userthirtyfour: when he’s sneaky uh ha ha 😎🙊

“hehe. what can i say, i’m a spy.” he shrugged.

[killmygoldenn]

BEUH...WE ARE GONNA GET. A MCR AND METALLICA PERFORMANCE. LIKE WTF IT'S SO UNREAL

[merry-kuroo]

Beuh I hate Tumblr so much.

I'm not going to let someone tell me that because I watched and enjoyed Hetalia and AOT that I support N*zis and fascism 🤨

I love both of these shows and I have no desire to support either of these things. I'm not letting a anime character influence me wtf.

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Ok that one didnt even work either beuh wtf i waited a whole hour for nothing. whats worse is that i did find a zip file but.

well that download didnt work but now im torrenting it (rubbing my hands together evilly)

[ivre-d-insolence]

aujourd’hui j’ai un an de permis youpi on s’en bas les couilles

la derniere fois jme suis fais contrôler a cause de ma tete et ils ce demandaient si c’etait moi qui sentait la beuh alors que wtf yavait aucune conso dans ma voiture et sur les gens présents ???

[ieatmovies]

CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH (1986) Si les noms de TROMA et de Lloyd Kaufman ne vous parlent pas, CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH est justement l’une des occasions rêvées pour vous plonger dans le... “Tromaverse” (?), et découvrir ainsi une indispensable face du Cinéma, autant WTF qu’outrancière qu’à souhait, à la fois bon enfant, nanar, gore et géniale en tous points. On n’est pas ici pour résumer la carrière incroyable de Llod Kaufman et de son associé Mchael Herz, ni de dresser un récapitulatif sur la firme TROMA: allez voir du côté du parodique THE TOXIC AVENGER (1985), du taré SERGENT KABUKIMAN (1990) ou de TROMEO AND JULIET (1996) -qui, au passage, fut réalisé par Kaufman ET James Gunn (GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, 2014)- pour vous faire une idée de la chose. Ah oui, sinon y’a l’énorme POULTRYGEIST (2012) en termes de meilleure prod’ sur l’ensemble du catalogue TROMA, ce dernier inégal mais assez fou pour qu’on s’y intéresse car recélant quelques perles indispensables à tout cinéphage et amoureux du film de genre. Direction Tromaville donc, pour ce CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH qui nous emmène sur le chemin du collège, avec la bande habituelle d’ados qui seront au cœur de l’histoire: toujours direct comme tout produit TROMA, le long-métrage va à l’essentiel, avec de très modestes moyens. La Tromaville High School est implantée à proximité de la fameuse centrale nucléaire de la ville, qu’on retrouve dans les TOXIC AVENGER: les voyous punks font du business avec certains employés, le petit gang des Crétins -leur vrai nom- troquant quelques dollars pour de la marijuana radioactive. Un accident technique et un deal forcé plus tard -10 dollars le joint, quand même-, le timide couple de “héros” composé de Warren et Chrissy va fumer cette beuh nucléaire, avant de s’envoyer en l’air. Dès le lendemain, ils subissent les effets de la consommation, les transformant en mutants tueurs ou leur faisant vomir le parasite-limace s’étant développé en eux après usage du bédcontaminé. Ok, on se calme, CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH part en couille dans tous les sens, absurde au possible, décomplexé à mort et évidemment cheap: surjoué volontairement, cette “conscience” TROMA nous permet d’apprécier d’emblée le film, au lieu de s’attarder sur des tares qu’on jugerait ignobles en temps de visionnage “normal”. Car derrière cette caméra menée par des mains semi-pro, ces acteurs de seconde zone qui en font des tonnes, et cette générosité de gore stupide et de paires de nichons se cache un réel savoir-faire de divertissement pur, de délire sur pellicule SANS L’ENTRAVE de gros studios dirigistes. Cette liberté est omniprésente dans CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH, qui représente très bien l’esprit du TROMA que l’on apprécie -voir les exemples pré-cités en début de review-: du bordel à tout-va, qui débouchera sur la destruction totale de l’école, laissant les étudiants heureux de par l’annonce de la fermeture pour travaux de l’établissement, pour s’achever sur un plan zoomé sur une animatronique nanardesque au design sale. Il y a tellement de séquences cultes dans le long métrage... La course-poursuite en moto -un vrai ROAD RASH scolaire- effrénée -et montée de manière épileptique- dans les couloirs du collège, toutes les scènes avec les maquillés Crétins, gang attachant autant qu’idiot, pourtant caricatural d’une réalité “vraie”. Versant dans l’“abus” humoristique, TROMA nous gratifie ici d’un personnage secondaire blanc grimé en noir -avec une V.F. aux punchlines qui seraient interdites aujourd’hui telles que “Y’a Bon Banania”, vous voyez le truc?- réussi car improbable: le reste du cast assure sa part de n’importe quoi, avec ses dialogues cons et ce surjeu constant d’acting. Une formule poussive sur papier, qui prend toute sa splendeur sous la forme de ce CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH -ATOMIC COLLEGE chez nous- qui fait le travail de tout bon TROMA-movie digne de ce nom, crade, punk, et trash mais constamment amusant. Choquant à première vue pour le néophyte confiné dans un environnement de jolis blockbusters pour la plupart sans consistance, CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH prouve encore aujourd’hui que les nanars sont des erreurs d’ego surdimensionnés, et de producteurs scrupuleux: là, on est au fait de ses possibilités, et on sait d’avance que le rendu sera low-cost et peu crédible; alors autant en rire et se lâcher au maximum. La formule fonctionne, et on ne voit pas défiler les 1h15 de CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH de par sa parfaite structure 100% série B (ou Z, au choix), qui pr��fère entraîner son public dans un trip non-censuré délirant à souhait, plutôt que de lui mentir sur son contenu. Intemporel de par sa forme, indispensable par son fond, CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH est l’un des longs-métrages de Troma Entertainment à posséder, si tant soit peu qu’on apprécie ce pot-pourri de WTF qui part sans cesse en vrille, pour notre plus grand plaisir. Et c’est une trilogie, en plus. On en reparle dans quelques reviews, d’ici là attaquez-vous au catalogue! Allez! TROMATISANT /20