#Beuh wtf

[k0yaz]

You homophobic bitch

what? 💀

Idk who you are but my requests are only for requests and no negative hate speech. I’m sure I know you irl and if I don’t I’m sorry, but please leave my blog <33

[dykespence]

Unfortunately the dw hyperfixation is kind of fading and it's making me so sad

[victimofbass]

beuh wtf why am i so fcking uglyyyy

[neoarchipelago]

I’m absolutely sobbing omg 😭😭 (link)

BEUH I CRIED. I FUCKING BAWLED

DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS WTF

[hosekcloud]

Cloud I keep trying to look for the King of the Hill episode you were talking about where Hank plays the game in the mall and he drives it and embarrasses Bobby wtf, the only ep where Hank plays a videogame is the Pro-PAIN episode!!! (I probably misheard you honestly)

BEUH the episode is called Master of Puppets and i swear to god Hank plays the ski game you played at that arcade and embarrasses him since he and Peggy left him out past curfew and they felt bad so they took him out/gave him a load of gifts to make up for it LOL

plz i will forever be obsessed with king of the hill and if there’s ever an episode you’re trying to remember ASK ME ABOUT IT chances are i know EXACTLY WHICH ONE IT IS

[kunikame]

BEUH THANK U GUYS FOR ALMOST 200 NOTES ON THE STARS ARE PRETTIER ,@?!??!!?!? I THINK UTS MY FASTEST TO BLOW UP POST TO DATE WTF.... I GOT SO MAMY FOLLOWS TOO LIKE?!?!?!? I LOVW YALL THANK U SM

[smearkrann13]

BEUH WTF 😭 THATS SO EW IM GAGGING

[21milespastblue]

BEUH I DIDNT THINK TUMBLR WOULD HIT ME EITH HSR SPOILERS…not that i have any clue what this means outside of it possibly being adventurine whom I know nothing about 🤗🤗 LOL im being dramatic but the emotion being shown here is scaring me badly idk wanna go thru emotional trauma again thru the hsr story.

shit is looking like a combination of those crazy Japanese death game manga (let’s talk about the brief period in high school where that was all I read for a week??? WTF was that about)

conclusion is i am now scared hsr will scar me emotionally and I will be very very affected by the time I get to 2.1 in game (in like eight months)

The final victor

[lafilledhivr]

goodnihht i will sleep with a heavy heart WTF HAPPENED BEUH

[pianostarinwonderland]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO TWST HOLY FUCKKKK I CAN’T DI THIS MANNN I’M SO WHRJEBRJEJJJDJSJDJSDJDKD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR OMGOMGOMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I’VE GOTTEN TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND TALK TO YOU GUYS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU ALL

BEUH RVERYTHING JUST . GOD I FEEK SO FNDDNKDKSKSKKSKSKKDKJDBDJSJJSKSKKSKDKSKSKSSJJSJSKSKKSKSKSKSKKSSKKSKSKD

MANAMNAMANAMNAMANAMANAMNANANANMANAMANAMSBAMANMANAANAMNAANAMSNAMMAMANAMAMAMANANAN

Yo new missions are so sexy, got almost 1k gems from them

GRIM SO CUUUUUTE UEUEUE FAM HIM IN THE VID AND IN THE GROOVY SO FUCKING WHOLESOME WTF

And also... well it’s not me if I didn’t scream about

END ME RIGHT NOWWWW D R DBDBDNDBDDBNDNDNFNDKSKKDKSKSK WHEN THE FUCKINGVIDEO STARTED AND I SAW THIS I WAS LIKE WTF?????????????? TWST PLEASE

I’M SO SORRY PHONE I SWEAR I WILL CLEAN YOU UP TOMORROW

[lgbstims]

Anon is a gay man who used the lesbian slur ?? Beuh wtf

Yea. Super problematic 😔😔😔

[hydroponicjj]

hi! can i request a joshua bassett x reader, basically they’re dating and everybody knows but they haven’t made it public official, but hes doing a livestream during quarantine and he misses her a lot and she joins and he gives it away by singing a song just for her and gushing about her? or alternatively shes sitting behind the camera and giving him song requests and joshua is super soft and the viewers realize? xx

quarantined together

pairing: joshua bassett x reader

work count: 877

warnings: n/a

a/n: thank you for the request! i haven’t really written for joshua in a little bit so, glad to be back!! send me some requests pls :) gif credit goes to thegayfleet

                    「 ₊˚.༄ 」

“hello, hello, hello!” joshua greeted as he started the live on instagram.

thousands of people started pouring in at once, “hey guys!” he welcomed for the second time.

userone: hello joshua!!

usertwo: hey

userthree: you’re up early

“i’m up early? haha, yes. you can’t fall off the grind just because it’s quarantine.” he shrugged, reaching past the phone screen to grab his guitar.

for the first fifteen minuets of the live, he was strumming lightly whilst singing whatever tune popped into his head.

userfour: what song is that???

userfive: when was the last time you talked to y/n?

usersix: how is franklin doing? 😎

“franklin is doing pretty good, he’s sleeping cause he doesn’t wake up till like 3 pm.” he explained.

“uhhh,” he stuttered, “the last time i talked to y/n/n? right before i started the live.” joshua paused.

“she’s been on edge since quarantine started so, go send her some love.” he smiled into the camera.

you and joshua had been dating for about 3 months and you just so happened to be visiting him when the whole world shut down so, you were in isolation together.

userseven: do you talk to her everyday?

usereight: awe poor baby :( hope she’s alright

usernine: why’s she on edge??

“of course i talk to her everyday she’s my-” he paused, “my best friend.” he continued in a high pitched baby voice.

userten: this man said bEst fRieNd lmao 💀

usereleven: best friend? 🧢

usertwelve: facetime her!!

userthirteen: you should play a song? :)

“wait, wait, wait, i’ll be right back guys. i’m gonna go get a snack.” setting his guitar down in the chair he was just residing in, joshua ran into the kitchen.

“hey!” you greeted from the couch, you were currently rewatching the first season of outer banks.

“hello.” he replied enthusiastically, a smile on his face. reaching up into the cabinet, he he grabbed a lavender bag filled with popcorn.

“whatcha doin?” you asked, like isabella from phineas and ferb.

“i’m on live right now, i’ve actually gotta get back.”

“oooo, can i come with you? i can give you song suggestions.” you chuckled. you have seen enough of joshua’s lives to know exactly what he does.

“of course, c’mon.”

following him back into his room, you plopped down on his bed while joshua went back to entertaining the people watching his live stream.

“hello, hello, hello.” he removed the instrument from his seat so that he could sit back down.

userfourteen: he’s back !

userfifteen: he was gone for 30 years

usersixteen: welcome back sir

userseventeen: what song are u gonna sing today?

“what song? hmm, i’m not sure, what do you think?” he looked over to you.

people were aware that you and joshua are close but they didn’t know the entirety of your relationship and they also didn’t know that you were in quarantine together.

“meg thee stallion.” you joked.

“hahaha, meg? i dunno, not so uh, not so kid friendly.”

usereighteen: WHO IS THAT? 😳😳😳

usernineteen: THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE Y/N WTH 💀

usertwenty: THEYRE IN QUARANTINE TOGETHER OMG 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

joshua was too busy looking at you that he didn’t notice the comments going crazy.

“how about bruno mars?” you answered seriously.

“what do you guys think-” josh looked back and was trying to read all of the comments that were flooding in.

usertwentyone: BEUH WTF LOOK AT US !!

usertwentytwo: JOSH IS WITH Y/N YES 🥳

usertwentythree: I-IM SHCOKED WJEBSI 🙊

“woah, what the heck.” he said, shocked with wide eyes, “the comments are going crazy.”

“am i with y/n? haha wait hold on a sec.” he stood up from his seat, grabbing a blanket that was draped across his bed.

he grabbed your wrist pulling you up from where you sat, “can you grab this?” he asked as he placed the cover above your head, blocking you from eye sight.

“be careful as you walk right here,” joshua warned as he guided you so that you were in the view of the camera but, you were covered up.

“aaaaaaaaand welcome back to another episode of-” he paused, trying to think of a silly name, “joshua’s jazzy jet-setting game show.” he laughed at the creation.

“so on this segment we’re doing, what’s behind the blanket!” this was pretty fun considering the fact that everyone is locked in their houses

usertwentyfour: ITS Y/N I ALREADY KNOW BY THE NAILS 🤪

usertwentyfive: THE NAILS RJENEJEBEJ 😫😫

usertwentysix: i’m gonna pass out FROM EXCITEMENT 😤😤😤

“okay, contestant number one please drop the blanket!” he faked a drumroll.

it fell to the floor, revealing you behind it. you did a few funny poses to spice things up.

usertwentyseven: I KNEW YALL WERE TOGETHER 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

usertwetyeight: OHN EKEBEJEBJEE 🥺🥺

usertwentynine: YES THE BEST COUPLE ☺️

userthirty: AWE Y/N IS THERE 🥺☺️

“hahah, hi guys!” you greeted, waving at the phone screen.

userthirtyone: hi babes omg! <3

userthirtytwo: #shipname stans we won 🥳🥳

userthirtythree: best thing to come out of quarantine. hands down. :)

“alright, i’m gonna actually let joshua talk to you guys. see you later.” with that, you exited the frame.

“that’s all for this episode, folks.” he smiled, taking a seat.

userthirtyfour: when he’s sneaky uh ha ha 😎🙊

“hehe. what can i say, i’m a spy.” he shrugged.

[killmygoldenn]

BEUH...WE ARE GONNA GET. A MCR AND METALLICA PERFORMANCE. LIKE WTF IT'S SO UNREAL

[merry-kuroo]

Beuh I hate Tumblr so much.

I'm not going to let someone tell me that because I watched and enjoyed Hetalia and AOT that I support N*zis and fascism 🤨

I love both of these shows and I have no desire to support either of these things. I'm not letting a anime character influence me wtf.

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Ok that one didnt even work either beuh wtf i waited a whole hour for nothing. whats worse is that i did find a zip file but.

well that download didnt work but now im torrenting it (rubbing my hands together evilly)

[kemendikbud]

A Sharp Bite to the Ears

Di tahun 2017, banyak sekali kesan-kesan mantap yang aing alami. Dari mulai masuk kampus favorit (walaupun jurusannya pilihan terakhir), diputusin, nahan kentut karena lagi ngedate, enggak jatoh dari motor, sampe dikasih makan di kelas oleh Bu Rina-ku tercinta. (Kok kesannya enggak ada lagi main ke mana gitu, maneh anak rumahan ya?) Ya enggak, dong! Nulisin kesan itu biar keliatan aing humoris aja. Padahal mah hatinya fragile (cry).

Ngomongin tahun 2017, aing akhirnya 18 tahun senang sekali dapet mengeksplorasi musik-musik hebat yang earworming (Earworming teh apa? Gaya banget kasep) di telinga aing kala itu. 2017 juga berhasil membuka mata aing kalau band-band di Indonesia yang punya kwwwaaaaallliiitttaaaaaazzzzzzzz di atas rata-rata itu bejibun. Apalagi, musik-musik internasional. Beuh, sesudah mendengarkan band-band yang nanti bakalan aing kasih tau ke maraneh. Aing langsung mengira bahwa aing ini kayak tinggal di zaman rasul batu :’). Padahal, ceuk dina film si Bogs Diamond oge bilang kalo musik adalah sesuatu yang nggak bisa dipenjarakan. Ia hidup di dalam fikiran, dan menetap menghidupkan hati. Begitu lah kira-kira. Aing lupa tepatnya gimana, da aslinya mah pake bahasa inggris. Apalah aing yang orang sunda kentel ini :(

Dari sekian banyak lagu-lagu yang aing discover lewat spotify maupun rekomendasi teman, website macam Rollingstone (turut berduka cita atas tutupnya RS), channel youtube kayak SFTC, Hauskonzerte, The Wknd, dll. Ada beberapa band yang menurut aing layak semua orang denger tapi jujur aing nggak mau mereka banyak yang tau karena nanti ke-keren-an mereka menghilang ( :( ). Langsung aja kali ya, tanpa berbasa-basi lagi aing bakalan kasih tau maraneh

Warpaint

Sebenernya sih, aing kenal Warpaint ini dari sekitaran akhir november/awal desember gitu. Pertama kali aing dengerin ini band gegara liat instastory temen aing yang bilang lagu-lagunya warpaint ini nyandu banget. Heum, sebegitu CANDUnya @awkarin lagu-lagu dari Warpaint? Lalu dengan iseng-iseng thailook (eh iseng doang) aing mencoba dengerin lagu Warpaint. Lagu pertama yang aing dengerin dari Warpaint ini judulnya Love Is To Die pertama kali dengerin sih. mungkin karena iseng aing ngerasa biasa aja. Tapi anehnya tiap aing lagi diem aing suka nyanyi reffnya nggak jelas. Aneh ga? iya emang aneh mah kanyut dina tarang (Astagfirullah, kasar!). Lalu aing mikir, kok bisa sih lagu yang menurut aing biasa aja pada kala itu kok bisa aing nyanyiin terus-terusan? Daripada aing menyangkal terus kesaktian para emak-emak ini, akhirnya aing kembali mendengarkan lagu-lagu Warpaint. Tadinya sih cuman pengen ngebuktiin kalo lagu Warpaint itu biasa aja, enggak secandu awkarin yang temen aing bilang. Eh, seudah aing denger-denger lagi, emang sakti ya ni emak-emak. Dan aing enggak nyangka kalo mereka ini cewek semua! Aduh, ini nih ciri-ciri orang goblog. Nyari di internet tapi enggak lengkap, kayak nyari buku di barel aja. Kirain aing ini band biasa aja kayak cuman vokalisnya aja yang cewek. Taunya semua men :( shit. Dan bassist-nya alias Jenny Lee auranya unresistable. Pasti kalo maneh ngeliat livenya, mata maneh tertuju kepada seorang bassist sakti yang joget mulu, rambutnya warna-warni, pokoknya paling mencuri perhatian. Dan akan hilang rasa ingin memiliki mbak Jenny ini saat lo tau dia umurnya hampir 40. (iya, emang, kenyataan itu kadang pait) Lanjut bahas, pertama kali pas aing tau ni band cewe semua langsung muncul pertanyaan “ni ben kalo live sebagus rekamannya enggak ya?” lalu mencari lah aing di youtube. Dan muncul sebuah rekaman emak-emak ini lagi live di KEXP. Aing speechless ngeliat mereka livenya juga sakti, men! Akhirnya aing setuju sama statement temen aing bahwa lagu-lagu mereka ini nyandu banget. Setelah itu, aing menjadi fans mereka dan ngesave lagu-laguu mereka di spotify premium aing, agar terhindar dari mendownload illegal. Terima kasih, temanku! (Klik di sini untuk mendengarkan Warpaint Live on KEXP)

      2. King Krule

Berawal dari keisengan aing nge-stalk Alexandra Molly, adeknya personil Pee Wee Gaskins yang sempat booming karena dianggap humu (sekarang doi dah punya anak masih dikatain humu juga kah?). Pertamanya sih aing iseng ngeliat-liat ignya, karena lxa ini unik banget. Lalu aing teringat, oh iya, lxa ini pernah cover lagunya Man Overboard yang judulnya “I Like You” (sehabis maneh klik tu i lyk u, maneh bakal ngerti kenapa aing bilang lxa itu unik, haha). Setelah aing menonton videonya mereka, aing notice ternyata yang ngeupload di youtube itu bukan akunnya si dochi, tapi akunnya si lxa. Iseng lah ngebuka channel youtube manehnya, dan ada video dia ngecover lagunya King Krule. Ada dua alesan aing pengen liat cover itu. Pertama, karena yang covernya molly. Kedua, karena nama panggung si pemilik lagu aslinya unik. Aing emang udah menyangka solo sih dari awal karena nama-nya King Krule. Kalo dibaca jadi King Cruel yang artinya Raja yang kejam. Beuh pertama ngira ni lagu bakal beledag beledug jiga petasan korek tiap arek lebaran. Dan ternyata salah, lagunya selow pisan tea. Heum, penasaran ah sama lagu aslinya, kemudian aing dengerin tuh lagu aslinya. Dan kesan pertama aing like what the fuck? Ini beneran orang ini yang nyanyi? Kurus, kecil, tapi suaranya lebih dalem dari sumur. Kalo lo judging by his picture u will thought that he would have the voice very thin and then u heard his song and was like…damn. Dan aing pengen nangis ketika liat itu lagu rilisnya 2013. WTF?? TELAT BANGET AING :( Aing terkagum-kagum sehingga aing lebih dalam mencari tahu informasi tentang ni orang, ternyata manehnya udah bikin lagu dari umur 17 :’) Aing 17 tahun masih haha-hihi sama temen sekolah, manehnya udah bikin lagu. Lagu debutnya King Krule judulnya “Out Getting Ribs”. Iya, kalo udah klik maneh bingung kok yang nyanyinya Zoo Kid? Tenang aja, itu nama panggung manehna sebelum ganti jadi King Krule. Dengan lagu-lagunya, King Krule sukses menarik perhatian aing dan menjadikan aing pendengar setianya. And also, he released an album in 2017. The album itself named “The Ooz”, and IMO, album ini adalah album terbaik yang rilis di taun 2017. Check it out on here (Kalo pengen denger lagunya, tinggal klik judul lagu yang aing ketik ya)

      3. Julien Baker

Ketiga, aing punya Julien Baker. Julien Baker ini solois indie-folk dari US. Berawal dari kebosanan aing yang udah abis ngeliatin vlog-vlog enggak pentingnya si Cody, enggak sengaja aing nge-click video rekomendasi utub, dan jadilah aing kecantol sama doi. Dengerin lagu-lagunya doi sambil menghayati liriknya, maneh bakal tiba-tiba jadi seseorang yang sangat melankolis dan pengen nangis tiap saat :(. Apalagi, di lagu Something. Ya Allah, kenapa liriknya relateable? And her voice makes me wanna cry and laugh and fly and fall and dance at the same time .... it's awesome, tho. Album Sprained Ankle ini bener-bener mainin perasaan pendengar banget.

 I feel empty, and yet I always return to your hymns of bitterness and desperation.

Itulah yang di ucapkan oleh Julien Baker saat diwawancara tentang album tersebut. Dan dalam album tersebut, i feel like she really really succesful dalam mengekspresikan perasaan doi kedalam lagu-lagunya. Bener-bener aing rekomendasi buat kalian yang lagi ngerasa sedih, lmao.  Tahun 2017, Julien Baker juga ngerilis album barunya berjudul Turn Out the Lights. Album tersebut juga adalah album kedua dari gadis usia 22 tahun ini. And this album deserve an award! Parah sih, gokil banget. Album barunya doi juga dapet Best New Music dari web bergengsi yaitu Pitchfork. Overall, i love her music, everydamn day.

     4. Grrrl Gang

Yep, semua mata langsung tertuju kepada supa dupa cute grrrl di antara dua laki-laki yang mukanya mirip. Grrrl Gang! Pertama kali tau grrrl gang lewat akun instagramnya kolibrirekords yang kebetulan sudah aing follow sejak lama. (Cek ignya doi, banyak band-band ciamik kayak Seahorse, Bedchamber, dll.) Waktu itu kolibri ngeshare kalo MV Grrrl Gang yang ternyata ngegabungin dua single mereka jadi satu klip. Dan dari situ juga aing langsung jatuh cinta~ Trio indie-pop/dreampop ini sukses menarik perhatian aing lewat Bathroom/Thrills. Aseli, nuansa pop ceria nan juga 60an ini catchy banget. Dua single itu disuguhkan dengan cerita singkat tentang dua cewek yang dari apes mulu, jadi hoki. Hahahaha, asli keren. Dan musiknya pun pas. Dari Bathroom ke Thrills emang kayak maneh lagi sedih, tiba-tiba ada orang yang ngedatengin maneh like “Having a bad day? Take this one” langsung mood maneh berubah drastis yang tadinya surem-surem jadi seneng-seneng.

Dari segi musikalitas. Band trio indie-pop terdiri dari Angeeta Sentana (Vokal/Gitar), Edo Alventa (Gitar) dan Akbar Rumandung (Bass) cukup baik dalam mengemas lagu khususnya untuk singleterbaru mereka. Dengan penggayaan musik indie-pop modern nan catchy, Grrl Gang sangat layak untuk dikonsumsi materi musiknya. Kolibri Records selaku label pun, merilis kedua materi terbaru dari Grrrl Gang dalam bentuk fisik CD-R bertajuk In Stop This Madness.

Begitu katanya kata sebuah artikel di djarumcoklat.com. Dan band ini juga menyebar drastis fans-fansnya. Emang gokil sih. Tapi sebenernya, aing nggak rela, karena angee terlalu cute ya Allah :”)))))) Kalo ada nominasi best new comer taun 2017, band ini yang aing jagoin! Tiluan ge maung ceuk barudak viking mah. Luv em, especially Angee <3.

     5. Heals

Perkembangan band shoegaze atau suges/nyuges/yang nunduk-nunduk di Indonesia bisa dibilang enggak se nge-hype band dari genre lain kayak alternative, folk, sampai indie-rock.

Sebagai sebuah genre keturunan, shoegaze mempunyai ruang tersendiri yang mungkin hanya dapat dinikmati dalam keadaan tertentu. Ia seakan menciptakan dimensi yang tersusun atas sekat-sekat fantasi, imajinasi, serta bayang-bayang mimpi. Mengajak masuk ke pusaran yang abstrak, lalu melepaskannya perlahan dalam hamparan luas berupa fatamorgana. Entah bersifat sementara atau dalam kurun waktu lama, semua tergantung seberapa tinggi dosis yang disuntikan. - WarningMagz

Buat sebagian orang, enggak gampang buat nikmatin lagu-lagu dari band aliran ini. Entah karena terlalu abstrak, atau emang kuping mereka aja yang katro, hehe pis. Ngomongin soal shoegaze, ini dia band sakti asal bandung, Heals. Pertama kali dengerin lagu-lagunya heals ini jujur aing ngerasa asa kumaha tapi asli geunaheun. False Alarm adalah lagu yang bikin aing keseret ke dalam black-holenya heals. Ibarat di-blackhole sama enigma, aing makin menyelam ke dalam taman surganya Heals. cuuuuuuwwww ternyata mereka rilis Album di taun 2017 dengan judul Spectrum. Ya Allah, keren banget. Tapi teuteup, False Alarm sama Void yang menjadi favorit aing di Album ini. Nggak salah masuk top 5 best album 2017 via Rolling Stone. Asli, emang hade pisan euy. Komo teteh via sang bassist. Aduh, makin hade we ieu Heals. Nonton live di The Parlor, wkwk enggak pokus liat teteh pia. Hade maen bass, hade rupa oge. Hayang nga gabrug :( Nggak tau mau nulis kayak gimana lagi, yang jelas ini rekomendasi yang nggak akan bikin maneh nyesel. Asli dah, top. (kalo pengen ulasan serius bisa cek di sini.)

Segitu dulu, lur. Sebenernya, masih banyak yang bakalan aing share sekedar biar nambah rekomendasi.

  Reminder, aing nggak mengulas dan mereview mereka, aing cuman ngasih tau kepada para pembaca bahwa musisi atau kelompok musisi yang aing udah sebutin di atas itu karya-nya sakti alias bagus. 

So if u want to read a fucking review or whatever u named it cari ke website-website kayak Pitchfork, Warningmagz, etc. Karena aing hanya mengapresiasi hasil karya indah para pegiat seni, bukan mengkomentarinya. Sekian, masih ada lanjutannya kok nanti!