#Bessie the cow

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

i've always wanted to make a mobian highland cow!!! here she is before i color her in (also fun little story under the cut)

so as most drawings do this one started with a naked sketch, just the overall outline of bessie's body. the curve of her body that clearly showed big naturals but no clothes or anything yet. and my dad walked in as i was drawing her, and i started freaking out and said "I PROMISE IM GONNA PUT CLOTHES ON HER IM NOT DONE YET" and then he stared at me for a bit and i said "okay she DOES look good without clothes but i'm still gonna put clothes on her" and he sighed lmao so my dad is attracted to my cowgirl girlfriend oc

[thatsbelievable]

[clvudii-launch42]

Sammy: Honey, look!!

*Sends a picture*

Sammy: Bessie had a calf!!! Isn't he adorable??

*21 mins later*

Yaz: 👍🏻

[swan2swan]

I just had a dark humor au thought (which was more of a quantum leap into the writers' room, bc this seems like a joking pitch) where during the attack on Sammy's ranch, Ben or Darius ends up in the barn and sees one of the Atrociraptors munching on Bessie's calf.

It's one of those things that would be tonally in-line with the dog being eaten in Jaws or The Lost World (Spielberg...), though a little more horrific. Too horrific, in fact, and mean-spirited, but Sammy did drop that verbal mention earlier in what would have been a perfect setup.

Obviously, doing that would have not just been too mean for a kid's show and probably violated some rules or another (which is why I'm sure someone jokingly pitched it), but it would also have required more assets...you would want a distressed Bessie, and one cow probably means other cows, so now you have to animate a bunch of cows, you need your silhouette of a dead calf, all sorts of stuff.

So instead, they just killed Carl.

[frogmoisturethief]

the ❤️‍🔥 emoji is severely underused and under appreciated. watch this

Bessie ❤️‍🔥

see? that was hilarious

[cheesecracker-cowboy]

austin and bessie with an actual ref kinda !!

[coral-nerd]

Bessie has entered her evil era

[the-plagueis-crew]

OC: Blonde Busty and Skilled hands~

NAME: Bess Big tits~ (it's actually Big Horn, she's just slutty)

AGE: I won't tell~ (She's 22)

RACE: I'mma Minotaur! (Recessive genes, so she's right...on a technicality)

HEIGHT: I'm a sweet lil' thing~ (She means 4'11")

CLASS: Gunslinger! (Arcane Archer, but uses guns and bullets instead)

STR 10 (+0) INT 10 (+0)

DEX 20 (+5) WIS 12 (+1)

CON 15 (+2) CHA 17 (+3) Mostly my tits to be candid~

BACKSTORY:

"Sheriff" of her own little frontier town, Bess was born and raised in a warrior dynasty named the Bighorns, having Minotaur in their blood, they've been protecting the frontier and cattle for close to 200 years. Bess, however, grew up on tales of adventure and comradery, knight dragons, the whole shebang. So she decided to leave when she was 18 and was supposed to be sworn in as sheriff, she even has the badge!

Now, Bess or Bessy as I prefer, walk t' world meetin' fellas who dunno what a gun is, fightin' dragons and beasties, and meetin' studs and sluts ta fill mah needs~

...Gotta go home and talk to Ma and Pa someday, though...

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

bessie

[woolyboo]

important PSA about tiny sleepy baby cows

[princesamermaid]

Annabelle Louise is such a crazy cute name actually Miss Annabelle Louise. Louise would be a middle name of course but ljke isn't it cute lol

[domono08]

Russian Blue and the anthroettes are performing live on stage.

This song is just my favorite.

[guinevereslancelot]

need help naming some cows, if you have a suggestion lmk! so far i have judith and charlotte, i need one more name 🐮

[vardanya269]

Ophiotaurus (inspired by Bessie, from Percy Jackson)

[badwolfarcadiabay]

NEXT EPISODE!!!

I want so badly to see the dam scene on screen

[transvamp]

all the names for my farm animals in stardew are generic but kind of cutesy names EXCEPT for the fact i named my pig slog after the fucking ai voice that rtvs has of trog and the getting turned into a pig bit that it generated. and its foul.