#Bernd das Brot

[ayjaydraws]

he gets one (1) curse word, as a treat

[the-puppet-bracket]

Bernd das Brot

Kermit the Frog

[honorandpraisetoourlady]

I bring you German Miku (well actually bavarian but what ever)

Who is she dancing with?

[official-german-gaming]

Der Grund warum ich überhaupt erst Bernd das Brot und Käpt'n Blaubär gemalt hatte war übrigens als Vorbereitung auf das hier.

[selkaycik]

they are in the white void together

[darlingofdots]

non-german european minds cannot comprehend the bread man either. Is this a compliment or not? Probably both. Idk.

He is a loaf of bread and he is depressed, what's not clear

[vollkornbot]

Today I found out I'm older than Bernd???

(I love the picture on his Wikipedia page, I think it captures his ongoing existential crisis very well)

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Dr. Greg House literally looks like this

[actual-haise]

For the record I think this would be less of a death battle and more of an execution

[transbaphomet]

USAmerican Kid's TV:

Do NOT depict the main characters gambling, drinking alcohol, or smoking!!!!!

German Kid's TV:

[ayjaydraws]

listening to the people

[shiinsei]

what my life has been like for the past few days

[teafromthemicrowave]

draw the german bread >:3 /nf

BERND DAS BROT REQUEST, pookie i love you/p thank you for that lovely request I am more or less ashamed to confess but that grumpy loaf of bread was my childhood as much as spongebob (THIS IS NOT SPONGEBOB EVEN THO HE IS A GEOMETRICAL BODY WITH LIMBS TOO)

[lostsoulofdragon]

I love American influencers getting all worked up about Bernd das Brot

as a German I always laugh when someone tries to understand what the fuck Bend das Brot is

this depressed, full-of-crap, done-with-everyone’s-shit PIECE OF BREAD THAT ACTS AS A NIGHTTIME TV SCREEN SAVER FOR A KIDS CHANNEL

has CULTURE in germany

it’s just a piece of bread in the white void that hates every bit of what happens in the show

I think most Germans don’t understand either, but man, it’s culture

also should you never have seen Bernd das Brot, here he is:

he's perfect

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Rain: I’ve been to Germany many times since I was summoned, and somehow, I am just today learning that this country has a beloved children’s character that is a clinically depressed piece of bread - in space. Why the hell have you people been holding out on me!?

[maimoncat]

Hähä