#Beremuntena ballad brothers

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Girl there is something so wrong with you in the brain.

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I ❤️ women’s wrongs and toxic lesbian situationships!!!!! Go read Litany of Small Things by Richard Siken 🫵

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ignore the part where I got a lot better at art in the what. six months? between drawing the first one and the second one 👍

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Beremuntena the Brave—notable but generally unremembered Executioner of Saints—finally grasps the true meaning of People Die When They Are Killed 😔😟

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Saint Beramun of the Wheel / Saint Tena of Revolution

Regular name Beremuntena the Brave, First/Third Circle, 6’2

Gender: sure. sexuality: knife. execution status: judge, jury, and executioner

Well. So. She’s a little fucked up in the head. Top ten guys with an intensely rigid moral code that doesn’t even really serve her but fuck if she’s not following it. She served in the war with Anje and Geram and went home to find her hometown destroyed by her own army and her [GUY] facedown dead in the mud, and then proceeded to hang out with the only other surviving guy from there for the rest of his life but also never talk about it ever again. Was one of the three original guys in the original relief effort that became the saints! Weird toxic gay thing with Anje about it (derogatory) that turned very sour very quickly. She took it really hard when ppl started trying to make a religion out of her and her buddies and decided the best thing to do about that (since none of THEM were gonna do anything besides try and politely dissuade it) was to kill them all publicly and individually! Which did kind of do the trick since at least now she doesn’t have to hear about it anymore but also now there’s nothing left for her to do but fuck off into the hills to fight whatever she can find until she gets herself killed.

Pros and cons below the cut!

Pros:

Big hot lady with a sword. I know my audience

Pink

Hangs out with a guy who has a dog?

Cons:

Not nice. Will not be nice to you.

Might kill you if she gets invested enough

If she’s not invested enough she will forget who you are entirely the second y’all are finished

The other guy she hangs out with has a massive crush on her and WILL hate you and make it weird (“that’s a bonus if you’re into cucking” — @wildfandom)

The three of them map pretty well onto any mean girl trio in existence (Heathers, Mean Girls, etc) except for the part where Tena isn’t even cool. Nobody likes her that much and she has no clout.

Despite the executions and the army career, she managed to basically avoid the idea that People Die When They Are Killed until she bashed her “best friend” (they don’t even like each other but they’ve been inseparable since she was eight)‘s head in with a rock after finishing the executions and fucking off into the hills

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And on the eighth day, god invented coloring, because he Hates Me Personally

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Welcome to the stupidest shit I’ve ever made <3

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The thing about having an antagonist trio. is that it’s REALLY EASY—

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A cop saint is someone who can be so terminally third wheeling for people who aren’t even in a relationship,,,

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Got tagged by @dandybabbler for wip wsaturday!

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs. I am also including drawing wips bc why not!

Snow White is something that can be so twink death

Mamma Mia Revamp (here we go again)

Untitled notes app ballad brothers guy

Pallas turning William into a malnourished orphan child with aer mind

GAY BITCHES. SWORD

beremuntena sword of Damocles?

Kyrie billboard

You believe me like a god I destroy you like a man

Untitled animatic exercise

Tagging @nosongunsung11 @orbleglorb @lilithvibeplace @they-see-me-rolling-dice and I do cannot think of four more people to tag but if you see this and you wanna! Go wild!

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More. What’s wrong with her. <3

Girl there is something so wrong with you in the brain.

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Thinking about her again <3

Girl there is something so wrong with you in the brain.

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Disease where I think about beremuntena ballad brothers <3

Girl there is something so wrong with you in the brain.