#Beechswap Boa

[moonfurthetemmie]

Beechswap Master Post (Will be updated with links as posts come out)

Beechswap (Formerly "Bitchswap") is an AU where characters swap based on either who hates who the most, or what we thought would be an interesting switch. With the exception of Beechswap DINTIS, in which there's only two characters to swap anyway

There's also a few OCs thrown in there. Some originated here. Some originated elsewhere. Then there's JMV Epic, who doesn't officially exist but we're epicross nerds so it was decided that Zircon's spouse should be the JMV version of Epic.

Swaps:

Zuli + Obsidian

Koroit + Jade

Zircon + Peridot

Paraiba + Jasper

Silver + Mercury

Apatite/Zircon’s spouse + Quartz, sort of

Jet + Dark

Character Nicknames:

Zuli: Lazuli [shares a post with Pine]

Obsidian: Oleander (Ollie)

Koroit: Senna

Jade: Aspen

Zircon: Hawthorn [Shares a post with Mac and Porcini]

Peridot: Willow [Shares a post with Gem, an OC entirely original to Beechswap]

Paraiba: Clove

Jasper: Peppermint (Pepper)

Silver: Magnolia (Maggie)

Mercury: Gingko

Apatite: Macadamia (Mac)

Quartz: Yucca

Amber: Pine

Peony: Porcini

Jet: Gecko [Shares a post with Boa and Ash due to how little info there is for the latter two]

Dark: Boa

Harvey (DINTIS OC): Ash

Notes:

In canon JMV, Zircon's spouse is unnamed. Apatite is *partly* an OC. They're Epic Sans but JMV. So not like, 100% original, but Epic doesn't officially exist in JMV. But we're epicross nerds so

Lazuli doesn't let anyone (except for occasionally Aspen) call him 'Zuli'.

Pine (Lazuli's brother) hasn't really swapped, he's just. there still. as Lazuli's brother. Similarly, Porcini (Hawthorn + Mac's daughter) hasn't really swapped with anyone. Unfortunately, she's still dead.

both harvey and ash are fucking assholes and I want to put them in a centrifuge for a few years (derogatory)

[moonfurthetemmie]

Three thousand years ago, not too long after (or perhaps even a bit before) me and @nom-de-plume-system released Bitchswap, affectionately nicknamed Beechswap now, we made a matching DINTIS AU. Before the DINTIS version could be released, however, Life Things(TM) happened with them and my disorganized ass was left alone to finish it.

Which is fine except uh. well. it's been quite a while hasn't it HJKGFDHSJKGF

Today I was very indirectly and probably not intentionally reminded that I hadn't ever posted this, so I said 'fuck it it's getting posted now'

There's been very little proofreading. also it hasn't been touched in months at the very least so Be Warned

[moonfurthetemmie]

Hiii I’m sorry for bothering , I was wondering about bitchswap. So Lazuli has no special ability and Oleander is secretly a mermaid but what is Boe’s special ability and what would Gecko ‘s be if he had one ?

HI THANK YOU FOR ASKING ABOUT THAT

Listen it’s hard to be a bother just by sending asks, but it’s next to impossible when you’re asking about AUs that I made or helped make. I am grabbing your hands and bouncing up and down with excitement

But, unfortunately, Boa and Gecko are still super underdeveloped so I don’t have an official answer.

I think it’d be cool if Gecko could magically disguise himself though. Not fully into someone else, but changing his outfit completely, up to and including make up and hairstyle

I’m just imaging Usagi’s magic pen thing from really early on in Sailor Moon. I think she only used it once to transform into something other than Sailor Moon.

Boa’s ability I’m less sure on, because he’s even more underdeveloped than Gecko. His personality is so Blank that I genuinely can’t even come up with a ‘maybe’ answer.

Tagging @nom-de-plume-system because Bitchswap was a collaborative effort. Also I wanna hear what you think

(Note: I will probably not see any reblogs or follow-up asks until later tomorrow. I have ObligationsTM and should be going to bed. We’ll see how that works out though)

[moonfurthetemmie]

ok so i've gone through and changed all "Bitchswap" id tags to "Beechswap"

Any instances of 'bitchswap' included in a post or in a tag ramble haven't been touched because there wasn't much point HJKGFDHSJGK

but anyway. With everyone but like two people being named after a tree, 'Beechswap' was too funny a pun to pass up. once i got my brain to stop screaming about the name change. which took a really, really, really long time but we're good now

also this whole thing is going to include a repost of Beechswap DINTIS with Gecko and Boa! even though they still haven't gotten more development

and boa really needs it. christ.

Ages and ages ago I decided I wanted to pull Bitchswap/Beechswap JMV out again and just kinda cut it into pieces like how I did for Sunfall and Horror!Dreamswap. Not getting rid of anything, just making multiple smaller posts that focus on specific things. Basically reposting the whole thing in a slightly different form

and I have one (1) draft that’s been sitting there the entire time

But I realized yesterday or the day before that. Um. It’s gonna be two years old in a few months. So I figured I might as well say something out loud here (possibly for the second time? Idk I’m having Deja Vu) and see if that will pressure me into doing it JSDJXHDH

If I remember right the big doc was originally posted around Christmas, so I’m going to aim to start posting stuff around there.