#BeeCaves

[not-the-fall]

all my Dallas art

Oh btw this is the character for my rp blog @beecave-blues maybe I should be mentioning that

[beecave-blues]

It’s you and me, hoss.

Seemed like a fun little app, and everyone else was doing it, so…

…Hi! I’m Dallas Bravo and I’m a robotics engineer, just like my brother, our pa, his pa before him, his pa before him, etcetera etcetera.

I’m a member of Builders League United, or B.L.U, a mercenary division under TF Industries! We’ve been up against R.E.D for a while now and while we might have come up short a few times, we’re sure as hens lay eggs gettin’ better!

I don’t particularly like cursing, it’s impolite, but I may lay down the occasional Damn every now and then. It’s the Texan rule… except for when I’m angry. Woowee, I might as well be The Sailor then!

As for rules, I’m a stickler for em! See a “No Smoking” sign? NO SMOKING! A “pet free zone” sign? WALK YOUR DOG SOMEWHERE ELSE! A rule is made to be followed, and by Jove if it ain’t my gosh darn duty to do it!

Don’t be shy; come say hi! I’m all ears, all the time.

@bravo-lore-updates

[melancholic-marksman]

@builders-league-patriot, @the-tartan-spartan, @beecave-blues, @bubbles-and-sparks, @big-gun-lover, @dr-d-of-team-blu, @boston-basher-batter

That you, mates? So many people on this bloody website... No idea what the hell I'm doin.

[dr-d-of-team-blu]

Heya, Doc. Uh... Dallas' leg is infected. He's talking about it hurting. I dunno if you knew, but uh... Yeah. Figured that I should let you know if he didn't.

HE WHAT?? @beecave-blues DALLAS!! WHERE ARE YOU??

[emilythedog661-tf2]

The RED Mercs and The BLU Mercs

This is my version of what the RED Team Mercs are compacted it the BLU Team Mercs

First off, We have the RED and BLU Scout

Red Scout

Annoying

is 25 years old

Talks a lot

ADHD

Dyslexia

loves baseball

grew up with 8 brothers and Spy is his dad but he thinks it's Tom Jones

Adores Miss.Pauling even is she's a Lesbian and flirts with Pyro now and again knowing he has a crush on him just to see his reaction

BLU Scout

Reserved

is 24 years old

Mute

AuDHD

Very Smart

loves Soccor/Football

grew up knowing he had 8 Sisters and spy raised him as a single father as he mother didn't want him as he was a boy

is gay and is dating Sniper

RED and BLU Soldier

RED Soldier

Loves North America

is 46 years old

not very bright

goofy yet cute smile

might be autistic

owns raccoons but loves all animals

used to be roommates with marasmus before he kicked him out and now lives with Engineer who loves having him

is gay and is dating Engineer since they started working for mann co and now act like a old married couple

Surprisingly a good father figure to RED Scout and RED Pyro

BLU Soldier

Loves South America

is 44 years old

super smart but extremely lazy

never smiles and is always grumpy

is not autistic

isn't really a animals person but tolerates them

roommates with BLU demoman who likes his company

is straight and is dating Zhanna also best friend with the BLU Demoman

RED and BLU Pyro

RED Pyro

is a child in a adult body

sees RED Engineer and Soldier as his parents

adores scout having a huge crush on him

loves fire

see pyroland everywhere

is hydrophobic

BLU Pyro

Is the green blob controlling the pyro suit

likes BLU Medic and Spy

sees scout as his next victim for his body

uses fire but prefers water

doesn't see pyro land and is the serious pyro

is pyrophobic

RED and BLU Demoman

Red Demo

Loves to drink

is 36 years old

very social with the others being called a party animal

never really taken seriously

is a bomb expert

lost his eye to the bombinomicon

is straight and has got laid by many woman even BLU Medic's ex-wife

is best friends with RED Soldier seeing him as a brother

BLU Demo

isn't a drinker

is 35 years old

hangs around with some people as he is picky who he likes

is always serious

is a gun expert

lost his eye to the loch ness monster

is gay and has been to many gay bars with some of the other BLUs

Buddies and roommates with BLU Soldier

RED and BLU Heavy

RED Heavy

Loves his Miniguns

is 55 years old

loves eating Sandviches

sees RED Medic as a Brother

is very smart with some PhDs in russia literature

hates robots

grew up with a single mom and 2 sisters

is straight but can't find a relationship as he's expecting it to be like his love for sasha and the other miniguns

BLU Heavy

loves his guns

is 54 years old

loves eating sweets and chocolate

is gay and BLU Medic is his boyfriend

is some intelligents and has a PhD in history

loves aliens

grew with with a mom, dad and a sister, Zhanna

is wolfie main caretaker

RED and BLU Engineer

RED Engineer

His dad and grandfather worked for mann co in the past

is 44 years old

Has many PhDs in Engineering

built all his buildings

from texas being from beecave and is a big fan of cowboys

loves cooking

is gay and dating RED Soldier loving him very much

being a good father figure to RED Scout and RED Pyro

BLU Engineer

Hired as he was a engineer of trains

is 43 years old

has some PhDs in Engineering

Copied the buildings from RED Engineer

from Canada and loves maple syrup

hates cooking

is straight and has a wife but it's a struggling relationship

doesn't like the others very much

RED and BLU Medic

RED Medic

is insane

is 40 years old

had lost his medical licence after taking a skeleton out of someone's body

has a infirmary where he keeps loads of animal organs

has done countless experiments on RED Pyro, RED Demo, RED Heavy, RED Scout and some of the BLU Team

is gay and dating RED Sniper a year after working for mann co

is best friends with RED Engineer and see RED Heavy as a brother

has a entire room full of doves that he stole from the president of germany

BLU Medic

is sane

is 39 years old

still has his medical licence and still works as a hospital

has a tidy infirmary where he checks that everyone is healthy

the only operation he has done on his team was to put the uber plug in their hearts

was straight as he had a wife but she had been cheating on him with the RED Demoman so now he's gay and dating the BLU Heavy

has no pets as they are unhygienic

RED and BLU Sniper

RED Sniper

Born in new zealand and raised in australia

is 30 years old

is a introvert but he's also very chatty when he gets use to people

used to be a wildlife ranger before deciding to be a mercenary

loves his 'adopted' parents even if he argues with his dad a lot

is gay and dating RED Medic loving the love and attention he has for him

buddies with RED Scout, RED Pyro and has a nice friendship with the others

BLU Sniper

both born and raised in australia

is 28 years old

is a bit of a extrovert but is also very quiet

never left the house until his mom had to end up kicking him out

hates his parents as they wanted him to be a girl

is gay and is dating BLU scout

can't get on with the others well other then wolfie

RED and BLY Spy

RED Spy

is very introverted

is 48 years old

has sercertly been in Scout's life since he was a baby but hid from him as he was busy and he stated one time he hated him so he stayed hidden

smokes a lot

is from france but knows a lot of different languages

is a voice mimic

acts serious but he's really a big softy

is straight and is still dating scout's mom on his off days which scout doesn't like

BLU Spy

Is a bit of a extrovert and loves going to parties

is 47 years old

raised BLU Scout since he was a baby and has been a good father to him

doesn't smoke as much but still smoke

raised in france but born in mexico

uses a tape recording of the others mercenaries

is a gay man who acts gay

has a big crush on RED Engineer and doesn't everything to try and get him even if he's dating RED Soldier

RED and BLU Pets

Emily

is really smart and clever

is from a alternate universe future of 2024 that can teleport to this world whenever she wants

uses both electricity and magic

has wings to fly

uses telepathy to talk

hates robots

is the sanest out of all the mercenaries

is a little scared of saxton hale

best friends with Wolfie and her owner are Sniper, Medic, Soldier, Engineer and Scout

Wolfie

is clever but he's can be easily fooled

has a talking collar that the RED Engineer made him as the BLU Engineer didn't know how to

very fast

is a husky so he's very vocal

also hate robots

is the calmest out of all the mercenaries

also scared by saxton hale

is best friends with Emily and his owner is heavy

That's all for now, i will add more when i think of anything and i'll see you all next time 😋

[bubbles-and-sparks]

@beecave-blues

CAN I HAVE YOUR LEGS AFTER YOU CUT THEM OFF?🥺

[the-tartan-spartan]

@beecave-blues Are ye busy right now lad?

[darkcloudsatnight]

Soldier gets Engie a bunch of bee/bee adjacent things because he heard that Engie was from 'beecave' once and assumed that Engie must bee some kind of giant humanoid bee, and he must be a very lonely bee if he's so far from his swarm so he's trying to make Engie feel less lonely

It just makes Engies feelings for soldier harder to ignore

Bee engie

Dbfbfbbdjs

Bee

[springsoulstice]

@beecave-blues You know how to fix cars, right? There's oil all over the place and certain parts seem to have... Fallen out. Do you have any idea what I should do?

[stringsnwires]

You have a BROTHER? @beecave-blues ????

No sir-ee. Iunno what all that's about.

[very-accomplished-backstabber]

Please can we all just argue face to face instead of vagueposting online. The whole world can see this. Do you really want all of RED to see this? Do you really want Pyro to see this?

@the-tartan-spartan @beecave-blues

[cipher00]

@bubbles-and-sparks @beecave-blues Accurate depiction of the other night?

merry christmas!!🎄🎁

(i was planning to draw 2 more pics but i caught a cold and very sick lol

[beecave-blues]

Dear anon who wanted to know why I want Dallas's brother (https://www.tumblr.com/beecave-blues/771328298744676352/anon-why-would-you-wanna-get-with-his-brother?source=share);

I'm gonna fuck the homophobia out of him. Also mean men hot

This is something you should talk to a professional about. Possibly a psychiatrist.

[dailyrecaps]

Yesterday SUNDAY walked to Austin grind and back, dead poets society at 8 something then bed.

Today out of bed 11a beecave to return lululemon shirt. Then luna coffee and BeeCave goodwill boutique.

Large w/shot of espresso

[catboyrights]

i do not trust engineer tf2 because bitch hate beecaves rotted vibes

[bubbles-and-sparks]

@beecave-blues

Is it ok if I work on some of my weapons in your workshop?🤔

I need to update the weather protection 😵😵