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[emilythedog661-tf2]

The RED Mercs and The BLU Mercs

This is my version of what the RED Team Mercs are compacted it the BLU Team Mercs

First off, We have the RED and BLU Scout

Red Scout

Annoying

is 25 years old

Talks a lot

ADHD

Dyslexia

loves baseball

grew up with 8 brothers and Spy is his dad but he thinks it's Tom Jones

Adores Miss.Pauling even is she's a Lesbian and flirts with Pyro now and again knowing he has a crush on him just to see his reaction

BLU Scout

Reserved

is 24 years old

Mute

AuDHD

Very Smart

loves Soccor/Football

grew up knowing he had 8 Sisters and spy raised him as a single father as he mother didn't want him as he was a boy

is gay and is dating Sniper

RED and BLU Soldier

RED Soldier

Loves North America

is 46 years old

not very bright

goofy yet cute smile

might be autistic

owns raccoons but loves all animals

used to be roommates with marasmus before he kicked him out and now lives with Engineer who loves having him

is gay and is dating Engineer since they started working for mann co and now act like a old married couple

Surprisingly a good father figure to RED Scout and RED Pyro

BLU Soldier

Loves South America

is 44 years old

super smart but extremely lazy

never smiles and is always grumpy

is not autistic

isn't really a animals person but tolerates them

roommates with BLU demoman who likes his company

is straight and is dating Zhanna also best friend with the BLU Demoman

RED and BLU Pyro

RED Pyro

is a child in a adult body

sees RED Engineer and Soldier as his parents

adores scout having a huge crush on him

loves fire

see pyroland everywhere

is hydrophobic

BLU Pyro

Is the green blob controlling the pyro suit

likes BLU Medic and Spy

sees scout as his next victim for his body

uses fire but prefers water

doesn't see pyro land and is the serious pyro

is pyrophobic

RED and BLU Demoman

Red Demo

Loves to drink

is 36 years old

very social with the others being called a party animal

never really taken seriously

is a bomb expert

lost his eye to the bombinomicon

is straight and has got laid by many woman even BLU Medic's ex-wife

is best friends with RED Soldier seeing him as a brother

BLU Demo

isn't a drinker

is 35 years old

hangs around with some people as he is picky who he likes

is always serious

is a gun expert

lost his eye to the loch ness monster

is gay and has been to many gay bars with some of the other BLUs

Buddies and roommates with BLU Soldier

RED and BLU Heavy

RED Heavy

Loves his Miniguns

is 55 years old

loves eating Sandviches

sees RED Medic as a Brother

is very smart with some PhDs in russia literature

hates robots

grew up with a single mom and 2 sisters

is straight but can't find a relationship as he's expecting it to be like his love for sasha and the other miniguns

BLU Heavy

loves his guns

is 54 years old

loves eating sweets and chocolate

is gay and BLU Medic is his boyfriend

is some intelligents and has a PhD in history

loves aliens

grew with with a mom, dad and a sister, Zhanna

is wolfie main caretaker

RED and BLU Engineer

RED Engineer

His dad and grandfather worked for mann co in the past

is 44 years old

Has many PhDs in Engineering

built all his buildings

from texas being from beecave and is a big fan of cowboys

loves cooking

is gay and dating RED Soldier loving him very much

being a good father figure to RED Scout and RED Pyro

BLU Engineer

Hired as he was a engineer of trains

is 43 years old

has some PhDs in Engineering

Copied the buildings from RED Engineer

from Canada and loves maple syrup

hates cooking

is straight and has a wife but it's a struggling relationship

doesn't like the others very much

RED and BLU Medic

RED Medic

is insane

is 40 years old

had lost his medical licence after taking a skeleton out of someone's body

has a infirmary where he keeps loads of animal organs

has done countless experiments on RED Pyro, RED Demo, RED Heavy, RED Scout and some of the BLU Team

is gay and dating RED Sniper a year after working for mann co

is best friends with RED Engineer and see RED Heavy as a brother

has a entire room full of doves that he stole from the president of germany

BLU Medic

is sane

is 39 years old

still has his medical licence and still works as a hospital

has a tidy infirmary where he checks that everyone is healthy

the only operation he has done on his team was to put the uber plug in their hearts

was straight as he had a wife but she had been cheating on him with the RED Demoman so now he's gay and dating the BLU Heavy

has no pets as they are unhygienic

RED and BLU Sniper

RED Sniper

Born in new zealand and raised in australia

is 30 years old

is a introvert but he's also very chatty when he gets use to people

used to be a wildlife ranger before deciding to be a mercenary

loves his 'adopted' parents even if he argues with his dad a lot

is gay and dating RED Medic loving the love and attention he has for him

buddies with RED Scout, RED Pyro and has a nice friendship with the others

BLU Sniper

both born and raised in australia

is 28 years old

is a bit of a extrovert but is also very quiet

never left the house until his mom had to end up kicking him out

hates his parents as they wanted him to be a girl

is gay and is dating BLU scout

can't get on with the others well other then wolfie

RED and BLY Spy

RED Spy

is very introverted

is 48 years old

has sercertly been in Scout's life since he was a baby but hid from him as he was busy and he stated one time he hated him so he stayed hidden

smokes a lot

is from france but knows a lot of different languages

is a voice mimic

acts serious but he's really a big softy

is straight and is still dating scout's mom on his off days which scout doesn't like

BLU Spy

Is a bit of a extrovert and loves going to parties

is 47 years old

raised BLU Scout since he was a baby and has been a good father to him

doesn't smoke as much but still smoke

raised in france but born in mexico

uses a tape recording of the others mercenaries

is a gay man who acts gay

has a big crush on RED Engineer and doesn't everything to try and get him even if he's dating RED Soldier

RED and BLU Pets

Emily

is really smart and clever

is from a alternate universe future of 2024 that can teleport to this world whenever she wants

uses both electricity and magic

has wings to fly

uses telepathy to talk

hates robots

is the sanest out of all the mercenaries

is a little scared of saxton hale

best friends with Wolfie and her owner are Sniper, Medic, Soldier, Engineer and Scout

Wolfie

is clever but he's can be easily fooled

has a talking collar that the RED Engineer made him as the BLU Engineer didn't know how to

very fast

is a husky so he's very vocal

also hate robots

is the calmest out of all the mercenaries

also scared by saxton hale

is best friends with Emily and his owner is heavy

That's all for now, i will add more when i think of anything and i'll see you all next time 😋

[mxboxlocks]

PRIVATE DOMINATION/DOMINATED LINES!

i think i've posted them before, but this is my tf2 self-insert, the Private! they work under Soldier as an apprentice and mostly sticks by him through a lot of missions. i took a bit of time brainstorming their dom lines to get a feel for their personality and i think i did a pretty good job! so here you are!

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dominating scout "You run circles, I run miles, twerp!" "St-eee-rike! You're out!" "And that's what we do to spineless boys around my turf, slick. This is MEN'S territory!" "You're gonna need bandages for a lot more than your hands after that one." "DOMINATED, ya whiney little brat!" "I just knocked your ass out the ballpark!"

dominated by scout "Are you- Are you always this stupid? Cuz that was embarrassin'." "Dominated, bootlicker!" "You oughta get discharged, cuz there's no comin' back from that." "Y'know you take after your boss a lot; you're both easy to shoot, and you're both dumb as dirt!" "(laughter) Oh man! Wait'll I tell Soldier he's raisin' a HIPPIE!"

dominating soldier "Looks like THIS Private just moved up in rank!" "I'm taking your title, old man! Trial by combat!" "Land of the free, home of this boot I just shoved up your ass, Sarge!" "They should give me a medal for how hard I'm kicking your ass." "Saludos desde México, GRINGO! (Greetings from Mexico, FOREIGNER!)"

dominated by soldier "I don't wanna see your nose out of that dirt until your arms are about to fall off! IS! THAT! CLEAR?!" "Have you learned NOTHING, son?!" "DOMINATED! You are a disappointment! You are a coward!" "DOMINATED, you spineless hippie!" "Ohh, get up, it's only a scratch. UP, I SAID!" "DOMINATED! DISCHARGED! DEEEECEASED!"

dominating pyro "I got a waterhose back home with your name on it, Gas." "You're in hot water, ain'tchu?" "Holy mole, that's gotta burn!" (mole is a kind of Mexican spicy sauce) "Flail that 'thrower all you want, you can't burn a phoenix! CAWWW!" "DOMINATED, Pinkie Pie!" "You just got SMOKED!"

dominating heavy "Need an ice pack for that? Don't worry, we can bury you in the snow." "Your big gun doesn't scare me, Stallingrad!" "I never quit, I wanted your head! And so I shotcha til you were dead!" (reference to the song Rasputin by Boney M.) "Take that domination where the sun don't shine, lover-of-the-Russian-queen!" (another Rasputin reference) "Tell Dr. Boytoy he's gonna need to do a lot of work to get those bullets out of ya!"

dominated by heavy "DOMINATED. Now be quiet." "Dominated! You do not live up to your title." "Mm. You need more training." "Private is not disciplined! (singsong) Oh, Soldier!" "Stay down, little man. I do not enjoy killing babies."

dominating demo "Gotcha that time, Cap'n Loch Ness!" "Those bombs of yours ain't really all that useful when you can't keep your eye on 'em, are they?" "Didn't see me comin' did ya?" "Oof, you're gonna need more than a drink for that." "You just LOVE my bullets, don'tcha Cyclops? CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

dominated by demo "TELL YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A LEADER THAT I'M COMIN' FOR HIM NEXT!" "A fine sendoff for a boot-lickin' bib-wearin' git!" "For your sake, laddie, I'll tell your ma you died doin' what you loved; gettin' your BLOODY ARSE handed to you!"

dominating engineer "You ever thought about buildin' a bulletproof vest?" "Not very intuitive design when your own sentry can shoot at you too, y'know." (rare) "Dominated! Tell Beecave I said best wishes!" "Twelve pHDs and for what?! Try a tour in the army, Quickdraw!" "They don't teach fightin' like that in IT, do they?" "Tend to your farm and mind your own damn business!" "DOMINATED, Marty Robins!"

dominated by engineer "You're not much smarter than yer mentor, are ya? Hell, y'all might be related." "Dominated. Tell Houston I said they can go to hell!" "Take your humid ass air back down to the coast, damn it!" "Not in my damn base, ya don't."

dominating sniper "You piss in jars and you keep 'em. I don't need to embarrass you any more." "Dominated, Heeler!" (vague reference to Bluey) "Aren't Australians supposed to be the best fighters in the world?! C'MON!" "I got you in my sights. Wanker."

dominated by sniper "(sotto voice) Gotcha, trench rat." "Gotcha, trench rat!" "(sotto voice) Another bloody moron crossed off my list." "Another bloody moron crossed off my list!" "You think wearin' a uniform makes you special, punk?!" "(sotto voice) They got cages in hell for people like you, grunt." "They got cages in hell for people like you, grunt!"

dominating medic "Someone call the waah-mbulence!" "And for your death certificate, that'll be 200,000 dollars! Name of insurance?" "What's this? A DNR? Baaad news, other team, the doctor is OUT!" "Dominated, pillskirt!" "Dominated, psych ward!" "DOMINATED, Frankenstein!"

dominated by medic "I would use your body for science, but it's so full of sugar and plastic I think I'd be better off robbing a grave!" "Ooh! That limb looks infected. I'll have to take it off." "You never SAW me coming, did you, fraulien?!" "Ha-ha-hah! Your blood, it gives me youth!" "Shut up and let me do my job!"

dominating spy "You sorry sacks of scum are USELESS to your teammates!" "Ooo, a ghost?! So spooooky!" "Need a cig, baguette?" "That's what you get you little weasel!" "Buy me a drink later and we'll call it even." "Eat that, white flag!"

dominated by spy "If your spatial awareness were as large as your ego, you'd have caught that!" "Now to torture the information out of you - or is that too much to handle?" "A knife in the back, like a kiss, au revoir." "I've met politicians with more conviction than you!" "Dominated! Now go back to your play-pen!" "Dominated, you scraggly ill-kempt mutt!"

[dailyrecaps]

Yesterday SUNDAY walked to Austin grind and back, dead poets society at 8 something then bed.

Today out of bed 11a beecave to return lululemon shirt. Then luna coffee and BeeCave goodwill boutique.

Large w/shot of espresso

[catboyrights]

i do not trust engineer tf2 because bitch hate beecaves rotted vibes

[sunnysmiles]

I feel as though if i drive to beecave for whatever reason i will encounter engi from tf2

[mail-me-a-snail]

because blu engie's memories are so entrenched in builder's league's history, i feel that he had to resort to some shortcuts when it came to cloning himself.

red engie probably remembers growing up in beecave and such, going to school, but there's a large gap between graduating and ending up on mann co's payroll. little pockets of nothing remain in-between intact memories. it's probably nothing to worry about.

thought about the domination line that plays when engie kills another engie, which is "you shoulda oughta brought more gun, son." something about red engie being a cocky son of a bitch versus blu engie humoring him because he's the only one who knows the truth about red. y'know

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[rengineer]

You don't get much snow in Texas, and Beecave barely sees any, but somehow, he seemed to be one of the mercenaries who had a better resistance against the cold temperature. Maybe it was the extra layers of warmth he carried.

" So soon? " Engie teased, a grin spreading across his face as the Frenchman made a quick exit. " Y'got somewhere to be? How 'bout walking me back to the base? We can grab a beer or two and catch up. I could use a break from all this cold. "

Ah, laborer. I wondered when you would make your rounds again. It seems you must have gotten a bit lost on our move to the Northern Base. No matter. I can get you in contact with the RED Team once more.

-Spy.

Dell jolted, almost losing the map from his hand as he turned to find the Frenchman standing behind him, silent as ever. " Damn it, " he cursed quietly, readjusting his helmet. Didn't matter how many times they had fought together, he always found the spy unnerving despite the latter never meant any harm. " Yeah— err, much appreciate it, Spy. "

He kept the map back in his pocket and carried his toolbox. " Sorry, I ain't too familiar with these parts, took me a few turns to find my way here. Soon as I settle in, I'll need to draft up a topography of this area for settin' up the sentries... How y'all been gettin' along 'round these parts? "

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[dailyrecaps]

Mar 16 THURS bought 3 more packs underwear walmart online (4x3 = 12 total). Christen start pet sitting this evening.

MAR 18 SAT Bank run $832 + GiGis $150 from deck + Christen's $100 pet sitting. Insured truck USAA. Paid mom remainder for Disney house- 213.25. Finished pet sitting evening.

MAR 19 SUN Beecaves- got truck from Mom, new Dr Marten sandals- Dillard's.

MAR 20 MON Transfered title; truck newly registered. Made a capsule spring/summer wardrobe, Clocktower Goodwill. 3 bottoms (including belt), 3 tops for $54. (Outfits for sandals complete :)

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[medicetwork]

Their day resumes though nothing too meaningful happens during calculus. It’s in gym class where the two bond again. The boys from lunch glare at them from the other side of the gymnasium, Etu gives them the finger as he sits next to Dell in his gym uniform. The coach first instructs them to run a few laps, and do some pushups before really getting to work with the boys. He picks them out for what looks like basketball, and what is basketball. He pauses when he sees Etuate, smiling and nodding while seemingly giving him praise. To English speakers the coach is actually going on about how if all the other kids drink their milk they can be as tall as Etu. Etu doesn’t quite get it but does get that’s he’s the newest recruit on the Beecave High Senior basketball team!

While some boys go to get balls for freethrows Etu walks to Dell, “Er..baaskat ball. What is that? What..er should do? You play it?” Etuate isn’t some star athlete where he’s from but he’s much more familiar with football or soccer as it’s called in this strange country.

Sitting outside the manner on the large white porch’s steps Dell waited for the guest to arrive, a nervous feeling in his gut. He had no idea how Pa expected him to keep his training up with some kid snooping around, but Pa had said not to worry so he figured it would be alright.

Still raking his hand through his almost buzzed short dirty blonde hair Dell had a feeling he was getting more than he bargained for here.

As the sleek black limbo rolled up, Dell rolled his eyes wondering why his Ma liked the thing so much, he and Pa both agreed it was impractical and the old truck would have worked fine, but Ma wanted insisted and she always had the final say in these things.

Standing Dell came over and waved to jamie (one of their farm hands) as he sat waiting in the drivers seat for Dell to help the new guy out and help carry his luggage in. Jamie would park the car and head back to the farm afterward.

Opening the door for the guest, Dell waited to see who stepped out.

@dirty-dell

The young man stepped out of the long car. He’s a little astonished really, he didn’t actually think they were real. He thought they were just in movies and television for gags. The teen was tall and lean, having reached six feet in his latest growth spurt. With coily, short hair and slightly ragged clothes he looked at the people around him. Americans. Just how he’d imagined them honestly. The short fellow, looking about as young as him seemed friendly but Etuate wasn’t here to make friends. He was here because Papa was getting tired of him and his antics. It was so bad he’d used most of their rent money to put his son in that damn foreign exchange program.

And now he’s here to live out the next two years of secondary school or uh, “high school” as they call it here, with this strangers.

He glanced down at the other teenager, “…Hallo.” Father only bothered to teach him minimal english and well, Etu was no keen on actually showing up to the english classes his old school provided.

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