#Becky the dancing demon

[rockhousejai]

‼️Big old doodle dump‼️

These are just doodles I have saved but haven’t had the chance to share them yet lol

[rockhousejai]

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But fr I Love this so much Gee thank you 😭❤️❤️

Made some fan art of @rockhousejai’s genderbend designs :]

Also some logos too :]

[artismeyou-12]

dance 🎶

[cutebendy]

Hi bendy can you draw to becky and ink bendy please 🙏💕

Mr Demon and Becky.İnk demon's question is killing me XD

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 [+ 𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥] 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐎𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ includes: dean, sam, castiel, and gabriel

↳ warnings: none

↳ song: dance macabre—ghost

masterlist | commissions | carrd

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐧

• When Dean first meets you in the middle of bumfuck nowhere on a hunt, he's not surprised that you know his name

• Afterall, he has brought on the apocalypse more than once, and the hunter community isn't exactly known for its ability for people to keep their mouths shut

• What does surprise him, though, is your knowledge on him as a person

• It's nothing creepy— the thought of someone knowing all about him in that way brings him back to where he first met Becky through Chuck, and the thought makes him shudder —but just enough to where it's obvious you've done some digging and people reading of your own

• "Brought back some pie with dinner; didn't know what you wanted so I got apple."

• "Careful handling this case, it's got some nasty demons. We don't want you diving head first into hell. Again."

• "No no, don't use that. It didn't work on that shape-shifter you ganked last year in Massachusetts, so it won't work on this one. Throw it out." You eventually say one night while looking in Baby's trunk for some ammo, and Dean finally turns to face you

• "How did you know that? How do you know any of these things?" He clears his throat, squinting. You shrug with a barely there smile

• "Who do you think cleans up your messes when you're done, Dean? And what can I say. Word gets around."

• It's a simple case of Dean's reputation preceding him. Although, as you discover, there's a lot more to the Winchester than just his precious car, a strange love for greasy food, and his ability to fight off a demon with his bare hands

• "You sure you aren't obsessed with me? Because its totally fine if you're obsessed. I mean, look at me." Dean asks you at one point while gesturing down at himself. He's leaning on his car door in what he probably thought was a sexy manner, watching as you lugged some equipment out to the vehicle. You manage to press your lips together just in time to hide your amused grin

• "Keep dreaming, man." You shake your head. "There's a difference between reading up on people, and stalking them."

• "So you admit it?" He grins misheviously, pushing himself off Baby. "That you've spent your spare time thinking about me?"

• "Sure. And those witnesses never mentioned you'd be this insufferable." You scoff light heartedly, even though thats exactly what some of them said, and leave it at that. But for the rest of the hunt Dean can't stop elbowing you in the ribs to make a playful remark; something that, strangely, you don't find yourself minding

𝐒𝐚𝐦

• Unlike his brother, Sam takes the information that you practically already knew him with a bit of embarrassment

• Sure, he had been (or was supposed to be) Lucifer's vessel, and sure he also had a habit of being at the center of everything world ending, but he never really conciders him anyone other than a hunter that just happens to get the worst cases

• So when you just offhandedly started dropping these facts about him, he's a little off put

• "How'd you know that?"

• "You're literally one of the most infamous hunters to ever exist, Sam. You tangle with angels. Most of us only ever get to meet a werewolf or two before a friend is organizing our funeral the week after."

• "Oh. Right"

• Gets a little curious after a while as to what you exactly know. It's not like he keeps a journal about his feelings that the public can read, and that this point he's just praying you haven't discovered Chuck's Supernatural series, so he'd probably ask you all of what you know and why you know it

• "So you're telling me you've done research on our hunting styles—" Sam asks you while leaning forward. You nod, so he continues. "—and all the people we've ever pissed off?"

• "Call it too much free time, which I certainly don't have enough of these days, but I knew if I ever ran into you two knuckle heads, and I knew it would happen eventually whether I wanted it to or not, then I would need to be prepared." You dragged a hand down your face and exhaled for a moment. "That meant making a checklist of every vamp, demon, or god you've ever had out for your head. And trust me, it's a lot."

• He's silent for a moment after you finish, but it doesn't take long for him to pipe up again

• "Can I see it?"

• Safe to say, after seeing the list, Sam started to rethink some of his past decisions

• "Seriously, how are we not dead yet??"

• "Buddy, I have no idea."

𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐥

• He does not understand why you seem to know so much about him. Not only as a person, but as an angel

• Castiel is used to the Winchester's asking questions. The first year of knowing them was filled with 'How Did You Do That''s and 'Can You Do This''s. He'd answer all of them, even if he found their questions to be on a kindergarten level most of the time, until eventually they had no more to ask

• You hadn't been like that. Castiel doesn't think he could ever recall you asking him things unless they were about hunts or special circumstances, like the time Sam lost his soul. Hell, you seemed to know more about him than some angels knew about themselves

• Grace knowledge, wing anatomy, biblical lore—you name it and Castiel's probably heard it come out of your mouth at some point

• He gets around to asking you about it one day, albeit very bluntly

• "You don't ask questions." Castiels voice sounds from behind you. You don't even bother to turn around; you heard his wings flutter the moment before he dropped in

• "What do you mean Cas?" You sucked some air between your teeth as you scribbled away at the papers before you. It was something Sam had asked you to follow up on, and you'd been at it for a hot minute now. Hopefully you could make this conversation quick so you could get back to it

• "About angels." A beat of silence. "About me."

• This time you do turn around in your seat to look at him. He's already studying you with that silent squint, and you resist the urge to mirror it

• "Why would I ask questions I already know the answers to?" You parry. The case papers lay on the table, forgotten by now. Your response gets you a rare, but endearing, Cas head tilt

• Upon further questioning, he finds out you'd spent a lot of your early hunting years doing nothing but reading up on anything remotely supernatural. Even calling them 'hunting years' was a stretch. You were more like a crazed researcher that never left the library than a hunter, even resorting to keep mountains upon mountains of notes on ancient lore stored away in the margins of dusty books

• "That's certainly explains why you weren't surprised when we met for the first time and I healed you." Cas's low voice drawled slowly after you gave him a moment to interject. "Or how you knew the symbol for sending us back to heaven before Dean or Sam ever did."

• "Like I said." You smiled to yourself, and Castiel got the feeling he was missing a part of the joke. "Lots of reading."

𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥

• Do not bring up that you used to have an angel phase back in college. Under no circumstances should you reveal that. He will never let you live it down

• Especially if he finds out you used to study artwork and literature about him specifically

• It's all over the moment he finds your old school books. They're stuffed full of old crinkled pages with his name thrown in there. Of course, this was way back when the idea of angels being real was laughable to you and you still had dreams of graduating college, but that doesn't change to fact that the notes are there, and that Gabriel found them

• "Wait wait wait listen to this—" An old binder is clutched in the hands of a very amused and very heavenly being as he paces around your spot at a table. His eyes are skimming the pages as a speed quicker than light, and Gabriel's shit eating smile grows as he continues to read

• "The archangel Gabriel isn't depicted as much as his brothers Micheal or Lucifer in classic literature, but when he is, it is often as a symbol of great power and beauty—"

• "I'm going to kill you." You cut him off and groan with hot cheeks. Your hands had come up to cover your face a while ago in an attempt to keep what little dignity you had, but something told you it wasn't working

• "Glad to know you think I'm beautiful, sweet cheeks." Was all Gabriel said. You could hear the teasing lit in his voice. Sure enough, when you looked up to glare at him, he was already looking at you and wiggling his brows suggestively. It took you a total to three seconds to throw the closest thing at his head

• "Hey hey! Watch the beautiful goods!" He laughed while dodging a pencil. It his his chest anyway and bounced to the ground with a dull thud

• "Gabriel." Your tone was downright murderous

• "Okay, okay! I'll stop!"

• He does, in fact, not stop. Someone restrain him for the love of Chuck, for he is getting way too much enjoyment out of poking fun at you

• You're gonna have to avoid him for the next few weeks after that if you want to keep your embarassment levels to a minimum. No other way around it

• Let's just hope he never realizes you had to spend time in art class analyzing renaissance paintings of him in the nude. Now that would be the conversation to end all conversations

• "Heyyy, you never told me you had an art folder—"

• Oh shit.

[ratlordsarah]

absolute ton of wg music HCs because I am obsessed with music

dr two brains/ steven

-obsessed with the 80s

-favorite song is between careless whisper, and out of touch by Daryl hall & John Oates

-most certainly goes on summer night drives with the window rolled down listening to songs like everybody rules the world and other various 80s songs

-favorite band is between queen and abba

Amazo guy

-obsessed with the 90s

-secretly loves Britany spears, but won’t tell anyone

-favorite songs are starman by David Bowie, everybody by the Backstreet Boys, and his secret third favorite is baby one more time by Britany spears

-favorite bands/artists are David Bowie and the backstreet boys

becky

-doesn’t listen to music much, but really likes come on Eileen by dexys midnight runners, and livin la vida loca by Ricky Martin

-will listen to about everything except rap (out of spite towards Toby)

toby

-Eminem fan

-absolutely loves counting stars by one republic, the ceiling can’t hold us by Macklemore, and nearly any imagine dragons song

-probably would be a lemon demon fan

lady redundant woman

-favorite songs are definitely 9 to 5 by dolly pardon, bad romance by lady gaga, and dancing queen

-favorite song by frank Sinatra is definitely strangers in the night

-favorite band is abba

-probably cries to dancing queen each time that song plays

the butcher

-favorite songs are sweet home Alabama, fortunate son, and stayin alive by the bee gees

-favorite bands/artists are lynyrd skynyrd, Elton John, Bon Jovi, and Billy Joel

-goes nuts over you may be right by Billy Joel and will talk about it for hours

-old time rock n roll by bob seger is actually his ultimate favorite

invisi-bill

-favorite songs are counting stars by one republic, and centerfold by the j. Geils band

-half his playlists are energetic songs from movie soundtracks

-quite literally floats of the ground listening to free bird

-if the song’s not energetic, he doesn’t like it

miss question

-favorite song is without a doubt killing me softly with his song by fugees and ms. Lauryn hill (based)

-Whitney Huston is her hero

-other favorites are funky town, super freak by Rick James, cake by the ocean by dnce, and just about any Michael Jackson song

-her and two brains probably have the best music taste for a long late night car ride

chuck the evil sandwich making guy

-listens to mostly video game soundtracks

-favorite songs are nearly every remix made of megalovania and buddy holly by weezer

-loves 80s music but doesn’t know it

-will listen to nearly anything

-listens to emo music when people don’t find the “deeper meaning” behind him nearly crushing a school under a sandwich press over a hair net (same bro, same 😔)

Miss power

-favorite song is holding out for a hero by Bonnie tyler

-enjoys just about any song with the word ‘power’ in the title

-secret that handsome devil, and Katy Perry fan

Leslie

-likes anything abba

-favorite song is lay all your love on me by abba

whammer

-literally any loud and energetic song

-likes 2econd 2ight 2eer by will wood, but hates the lyrics for no reason

mr. Big

-Huey Lewis and the news fan

-really likes the 60s

-really likes loud music

Am I a little too hyper obsessed with music? Absolutely 👍

[bumblepony]

Tagged for more fun by @lauronk @oliviassunrise @renegadeknight.

RULES: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

Code Blue

Construction Corner

Firefighter AU: Chapter 2

Ghost Ellie: Chapter 12

Glitch in the Code: Winter

Time Travel AU: Chapter 3

TLOU X LOTR

Turn on the Red Light: Mel

The Becky Agenda

Tess Lives, Ellie Spores

Surprise Visit

Silver Fox

Ellie of GG

Who's Your Daddy: Chapter 3

Dancing on Glass: Chapter 3

Infected

It's Just a Bite

Period 2022

Ranch Hand AU: Ellie Chapters

The Aftermath: Chapter 2

Discipline

Cheating

Family

Henry & Sam Live

Tommy x Maria: Celebrity

Tommy x Maria: Swing Dance

Tommy: Combat Vet

Maria x Tess: Demon

The Miller Adults: Summer Fun

Raiders Attacked the Hospital

I'm only going to tag a few people, not all 30. @two-birds-alone-together @sixhours @probssomethingorother @tessaservopoulos @boopernatural

[jvdgmnt]

@cuulprit , rhea gets becks 💜

heavy sigh as she tosses the enemy right at the eradicator's feet, like a cat would a successful hunt to its owner. it's clear in the darkening spark behind mocha hues that she's not the same becky lynch that had danced with rheas demons earlier that year, or in the gradual two year build to that wrestlemania moment. blood is wiped unceremoniously from cut open bottom lip.

" there, lass, it's done. " blinking, the redhead braves a step closer. " ye mind tellin' me what the point of this was? or is this all a part of y'er sick little game, huh? think i've more than proven m' self by now ... " finn certainly had; the others wouldn't be so easily swayed.

[dmndvtt]

@biiigtime , visions.

the night air spills in through open window, and with it came the sounds of the japanese city life which carries on in the streets below. in the low apartment lighting, all which could be seen is the glint of the brass plates of their straps proudly displayed on nearby table. they had grown accustomed to the change in scenery, having made waves in the country's wrestling promotion. it's a far cry from competing in the european indies. in a way, he'd felt like they'd made it. they'd touched some semblance of success. here, prince devitt had been made to feel like a king, and the irishwoman a queen.

just hours ago, the iwgp junior heavyweight champion had been doing a devil's dance they'd done a thousand times over, but something about it had felt significantly different than times before. this felt momentous, an unknown, unspoken weight to it which he couldn't even come close to quantifying. the witching hour was upon them, and while becky slept peacefully beside him, his slumber had been anything but. heart pounds at an erratic rhythm, sweat begins to slick skin which had been freshly showered only hours prior. there's only one reason for this. the visions were back, and with a vengeance. like usual, they're choppy flashes like a poorly edited video.

an image of a baby he'd never seen before, bearing blue eyes that suddenly filled with red, merging to make an eerie violet hue. sudden jump to the dojo, small pale feet running around on the mats. static - like transition to a red sky, thunder almost drowning the screams of an anguished becky. a brief flicker of her reddened, sweaty face. a phantom pain of his hand being squeezed. another flash of lightning to see the symbol of wwe on a ring's apron, a small auburn - haired girl landing firmly upon it. again, another splice of memories yet to be had shows a little girl coming up to him with a bright red universal title belt. the concerned sound of a tiny irish cadence screaming for her father. was she talking to him?

no, no, it couldn't be.

a blip of an image of a teenaged version of the woman wrestling, begging for the chance to be trained. a flash of an image depicting the demon king, balor, in an image on book's page in what appeared to be the girl's grimoire. dad, wake up ... wake up ... dad!

with a sudden jolt and a grunted exclamation, the visions end, leaving him a drenched, panting mess in the bed. a familiar ache in his temple, one that's eluded him for some time. fingertips move to put pressure there, no relief. a slight turn of head reveals that his actions had roused his wife from her rest. an apologetic smile graces his face as he reaches towards her, brave expression in the wake of pure panic. all the while, questions plague distraught mind: why did this happen now? who was this child which seemed to haunt him? what did it all mean?

it would all become painfully obvious in the coming months, but until then he'd be experiencing flickers of his darling daughter finleigh in TORMENTING VISIONS he couldn't make sense of. he remains silent aside from slowly settling breaths. a singular digit reaches towards the pale cheek of becky. it's followed by a heavy sigh, hand moving to gently rake through fiery strands. " sorry, sweetheart ... " his voice comes in soft bravado, a slight tremble to it still. " didn't mean to wake ya. "

[vimcygraphicks]

Surprise For you Ary 💛💝

@jikothemartian-z @artismeyou-45 what do they tell me? 👉👈🫢

That's how it happened 👇

Confilety: a surprise box in his hands 🎁 I hope Becky likes it He saw Becky sitting reading a book far from seeing Mr Demon for a moment, at that moment Confilety approaches. Confilety: touches her shoulder and Becky jumps in fright 😱😨😈 no!! It's me, calm down!😦😓 Becky looks at her trying to calm down knowing that she can't help but see Mr. Demon by her side. Confilety: I just wanted to tell you that I came to give you this gift with a surprise inside 🥺💖🩷 Becky: receive the box and the Look curiously, I wanted to know if it's something I'd eat like a delicious dessert or sweets uhh!! Thank you!!😀😁 Confilety: It's my great pleasure 🩷💞

Confilety hugs Becky with joy, she asked her if she would like to open it now and Becky had thought about it and was gladly encouraged 😁 she agreed to open the gift and when she took out the surprise she had in the box.......😮😲

👡🎀📿🥻👒🇲🇽🪇

Becky was stunned and confused, they had never given her something like that, Confilety was moved and showed her everything she had and the first thing she asked her to try on was the dress, Becky was nervous and was hesitant to do it but since it was something new she wanted to know what is

Becky had tried on a new dress in very different colors and her favorite color *was a regional dress.*

Dresses of Mexican origin, they are typical in all regions of my country, they are for festive dances on their famous dates 🇲🇽

Common dances: Jarabe Tapatío, zapateado, polka, among more....

[susandsnell]

Becky Albright 🌀

Send me a number 1 thru 50 for a word that I’ll use to write either a headcanon, drabble, or starter. Send 🌀 for a random number instead.

🌀 — from the number generator on google: 11 — heartbeat

She'll never forget it; Doctor Niedelman telling her parents that while cardiac disorders and abnormalities weren't usually a complication from scoliosis, but there was an increase in risk factor, and they needed to monitor it closely until surgery.

A lot of long, frightening words for an oft-pummelled kid to be sure, even if one of the myriad reasons for the target on her back was her bookishness, but decades on, Becky Albright still instinctively seeks out a heartbeat.

Call it force of habit; two fragile fingers, pressed lightly to the left of her breastbone, became as much a ritual for her as any of the stretches she was instructed to practice, as apples and honey come every autumn, as blasting music in her ears or burying her nose in a book to drown out jeers and stares and turns of phrase that painted her either as an incompetent, a freak, or a broken doll.

Becky remembers them as she does the words to songs on her well-worn cassettes; how mom's was always fluttering, and how dad's, steady and far too slow, before the day it stopped altogether.

She remembers the humiliated pounding that rocked her small frame and echoed in her ears during unending minutes when she gripped her cane tight as she could and simply weathered the patronizing 'concerns' of the useless witch they called an academic advisor at Gotham University —

"You know, law school isn't for everyone. If you have these...challenges, you may want to consider a more relaxed—"

She'll never forget how the toxin caused it to ram into her chest — how melting faces undulated before coagulation into hand after hand after maggot-fingered hand that pointed at her, that covered her mouth with the intent to suffocate, that dragged her down, down, down, pinned her in place and all she could hear was laughter, kids' laughter, and every cruel thing at once slurring together and dripping off those faces —

twistedbodyfreakfuckingingerkidlawschoolisnotforeveryonelousyuglycrybabyhunchbackdirtystupidpleasenotonourteamwhywouldanyoneinviteherdumbcri—

And Becky will equally never forget how slow her heart seemed in the hospital, the steady beeping of the monitor a reassurance, no matter how feeble and tremulous it felt in her chest. You are here. You are here. You are here. You never went away.

And neither did your demons.

But the heartbeat that's become the most familiar to Becky — she might even dare to call it her favourite — was the one that beat a furious staccato beneath the hollows of raddled collarbones, heavy enough to crack the pronounced ribs upon which she tended to precariously pillow her head when all was said and done.

Tapered fingers might tangle in her russet curls if she so allowed them, but they could not draw her from the intoxicating rhythms of her monster's pounding heart.

If she was fool enough to close her eyes in his presence — and oft, she did, in the interest of living up to plucky Becky, even when uttered as a taunt — she might imagine a dance. Some mystic rite, as ancient and unknowable as fear itself, a dizzying spin in accordance to his rhythms; to the drifting of clouds over the moon just outside her window. This heartbeat calls her to the dance, as hypnotic as a song, as promising of danger as an undertow.

Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum — Be-cky, Be-cky, Be-cky.

She laughs against his bare skin.

"Now, what could possibly be so funny?" Jonathan asks lazily, peering down his hooked nose at her with the closest he ever gets to indulgence.

With none of the terrified trepidation of the first time he came back to her by moonlight, so fresh from Arkham she could practically feel the damp and cold herself, Becky speaks up.

"Your heartbeat," she says. "It's going wild."

He clears his throat. "Yes, well, that's to be expected —"

Becky interrupts her Scarecrow, and doesn't even bother hiding her wicked grin.

"—when you're frightened?"

[rockhousejai]

BENDYMOUSE BUT THEIR GIRLS!!

Also here’s a small alt + inspo <3

[emilysworldoffandoms]

Books I Read in 2023

Wilde Child By Eloisa James (Romance)

Looking for Me…in this Great Big Family By Betsy R. Rosenthal (Middle Grade Verse)

My Last Duchess By Eloisa James (Romance)

Wilde in Love By Eloisa James (Romance)

Our Souls at Night By Kent Haruf (Fiction)

Too Wilde Too Wed By Eloisa James (Romance)

Nick and Charlie By Alice Oseman (YA Novella)

Born to Be Wilde By Eloisa James (Romance)

The Woman in the Purple Skirt By Nasuko Imamura (Fiction)

Say No to the Duke By Eloisa James (Romance)

Crumbs By Dance Stirling (Graphic Novel)

The Reluctant Countess By Eloisa James (Romance)

Demon in the Wood By Leigh Bardugo & Dani Pendergast (Graphic Novel)

Write for Your Life By Anna Quindlen (Non-Fiction)

Let There By Laughter By Michael Krasny (Humor)

Mary’s Monster: Love, Madness, and How Mary Shelley Created Frankenstein By Lita Judge (Biography in Verse and Pictures)

Soft Thorns By Bridgett Devoue (Poetry)

Wolfed: Cursed By Love: Book One By Leia Stone (Urban Fantasy Romance)

Constantine: Distorted Illusions By Kami Garcia & Isaac Goodhart (Graphic Novel)

A Life Force By Will Eisner (Graphic Novel)

Dropsie Avenue By Will Eisner (Graphic Novel)

Love & Other Words By Christina Lauren (Romance)

The World Keeps Ending and the World Goes On By Franny Choi (Poetry)

The Valentine’s Hate By Sidney Halston (Romance)

Fagin the Jew By Will Eisner (Graphic Novel)

Autoboyography By Christina Lauren (YA)

You Are Here By Dawn Lanuza (Poetry)

Wolfed: Book Two: Promised to Him By Leia Stone (Urban Fantasy Romance)

New York: The Big City By Will Eisner (Graphic Novel)

To the Heart of the Storm By Will Eisner (Graphic Novel)

The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton (Classic YA) [Re-read]

True Beauty By Yaongyi (Graphic Novel)

The 13 Clocks By James Thurber (Verse and Pictures)

Chasing Cassandra By Lisa Kleypas (Romance)

Banned Book Club By Kim Hyun Sook, Ko Hyung-Ju, and Ryan Estrada (Graphic Novel)

Coven By Jennifer Dugan (Graphic Novel)

Exes & O’s By Amy Lea (Romance)

2 Am Thoughts By Mackenzie Campbell (Poetry)

My Greenhouse By Bella Mayo (Poetry)

Unterhaken By Leela Corman (Graphic Novel)

Morning Haikus By Carin Weisman Crook (Poetry)

HER: Volume 3 By Pierre Alex Jeanty (Poetry)

These Are My Big Girl Pants By Amber Vittoria (Poetry)

When in Rome By Sarah Adams (Romance)

Mr. Wrong Number By Lynn Painter (Romance)

Hollow By Brandon Boyer-White & Shannon Waters (Graphic Novel)

Set on You By Amy Lea (Romance)

The Sun & the Star By Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro (Middle Grade)

Practice Makes Perfect By Sarah Adams (Romance)

Haikus for Jews By David M. Bader (Poetry) [Re-read]

LVOE By Atticus (Poetry)

Schwartz’s Hebrew Delicatessen: The Story By Bill Brownstein (Non-Fiction)

Spy X Family Vol. 1 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

My Hero Academia Vol. 1 By Kohei Horikoshi (Manga)

Imogen, Obviously By Becky Albertalli (YA)

Spy X Family Vol. 2 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

Spy X Family Vol. 3 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

True Love Experiment By Christina Lauren (Romance)

A beautiful composition of broken By r.h. Sin (poetry)

Spy X Family Vol. 4 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

Spy X Family Vol. 5 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

All About Me! My Remarkable Life in Show Business By Mel Brooks (Memoir)

Whiskey words & a shovel By r.h. Sin (Poetry)

Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself By Alan Alda (Memoir)

Spy X Family Vol. 6 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

The Unhoneymooners By Christina Lauren (Romance)

The Soulmate Equation By Christina Lauren (Romance)

M*A*S*H: A Novel About Three Army Doctors By Richard Hooker (Fiction)

Mixed Blessings By William & Barbara Christopher (Memoir)

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed and Other Things I’ve Learned By Alan Alda (Memoir)

Red, White, & Royal Blue By Casey McQuiston (Romance)

Spy X Family Vol. 7 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

SOTUS Vol. 1 By Bittersweet (Manga)

SOTUS Vol. 2 By Bittersweet (Manga)

While the Duke Was Sleeping By Sophie Jordan (Romance)

Beach Read By Emily Henry (Romance)

Spy X Family Vol. 8 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

Spy X Family Vol. 9 By Tatsuya Endo (Manga)

The Scandal of it All By Sophie Jordan (Romance)

Not That Duke By Eloisa James (Romance)

Unorthodox Love By Heidi Shertok (Romance)

The Duke Buys a Bride By  Sophie Jordan (Romance)

This Scot of Mine By Sophie Jordan (Romance)

Kissing Kosher By Jean Meltzer (Romance)

The Duke’s Stolen Bride By Sophie Jordan (Romance)

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The Duke Effect By Sophie Jordan (Romance)

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[the-exhausted-xexandaler]

“Oh? But what if their transformation doesn’t have the sparkly light?” Asked Becky to Gregorionus, third in line for the throne of the Third Ring of Hell.

Todays Becky is learning from everyone’s favorite demonic nanny about the forces of good and how best to defeat or evade them. The lesson was on the odd human subspecies known as the Magicoria or as they’ve been known in more modern times, ‘Magical Girls’.

“It doesn’t matter if they aren’t shiny or sparkly or not. If they wear a tutu, have multicolored hair and an animal or otherwise companion, you do not engage them during their transformation. Do you want to get atomized?” Gregorionus questioned. It may be a simple lesson, but he knew just how scatterbrained his charge could be so he knew he had to drill in every safety measure for her own good.

“Hmmm… but what makes it an attack? If I throw marbles at their feet so they trip during their little dance thing they do while transforming like in Sailor Orion, than does that hurt me? What if I just tie them up with a rope? Like not charged or enchanted or nothin?” Leave it to Becky to ask some real moral ques-

“Doesn’t matter. My grandfather spent eons in the war learning every trick the Magicoria had from their defenses, offenses, traits attributed to their coloration, even the average age of when they become aware of their powers was learned by that demon.” Gregorionus moved closer to his spellbound chalkboard and started writing.

“Rule one of Magicoria defense; Anything that so much as touches them as they are transforming will be destroyed so thoroughly that there won’t even be ash remaining.

Rule two; Transformation requires three things before it can occur. 1. There must be enough room for them to move. The initial part of their transformation doesn’t begin until they have at least twice as much space as their arms outstretched as a security measure for both themselves and civilians. 2. There must be reason for them to change. A Magicoria cannot simply change whenever they feel like it. There must be the energy of the forces of darkness to combat or else their energy will not radiate. 3. Purity is required to power their armaments. The essence of light is fundamentally poisonous and caustic to anything that rules the shadows. Vampires, dead. Werewolves, dead. Demons, dead. As long as they have the power of positivity, they can fight. It is the source of their power.

Rule three; It is not impossible to bind or restrain a Magicoria. It is simply incredibly difficult to keep them from escaping. Be it their allies or what is called their ‘mascot’, a way to escape will happen. It’s what fourth planers call ‘Plot Armor’, a mystical force that allows the odds to turn in the favor of the weaker entity.”

“Now that we’ve got that out, let’s dis-“ Gregorionus started before Becky raised her hand highly. “Becky. Diana isn’t in this lesson. There is no need to raise your hand so just spit it out.”

The woman Sensei Gregorionus is refering to is Diana Crossly, a woman who had been wronged and brutalized by the world so much that she willingly sold her soul to his family just to escape it. Her dues had been decided that she would learn alongside Rebecca to become her right hand woman, making sure she always stayed in control of her abilities.

Anyways, back to Becky. “So what should I do when Georgina isn’t transformed? Can I tie her up then?”

“As I said. The rules are clear. So long as you don-“ Gregorionus stops. “What did you just say?”

“I said what if I tie up Georgina before she transforms? Would she be able to still change or would I be safe to tickler her until she wets her pants?” Becky asks with a smirk.

Gregorionus stares at Becky deeply. “Are you telling me you know the identity of one of the current Magicoria?”

“Um… yeah? How would I not know it when they look exactly the same?”

“Exactly the… Magicoria have recognition fields around them! How can you tell they look the same???”

“Reco-what? Oh… do you mean that shimmery thing that’s over their bodies when they are in their magical girl form?” Becky asks before explaining, “if you mean that then I don’t get how anybody can’t tell. I mean you taught me how to ‘look beyond the bounds’ when I was 8 Uncle Gregor. How come you haven’t noticed?”

It’s a very good question. Why didn’t anybody notice that simply using a perception ability would allow anyone to see the identity of their foe?

Gregorionus sighs. “Why is it that every time I teach you something new, you have to throw a wrench into everything we know of as fact? Well now I’m going to have to test this out.”

Gregorionus stands fully upright. Looks like the lesson is over for now. It’s time for a little experimentation.

Meanwhile, Becky is gonna break the fourth wall in three, two, one.

“Hey people reading! Me and Uncle Gregor and gonna go catch Georgina and her friends now. We’ll be back in a few hours when I have them tied up to a table. Time to start the tickle attack! Mwahahaha!”

“And this is why you don’t attack a magical girl during her transformation.”

[jwscrobbles]

Top 50 Songs Scrobbled for the Week Ending 9/22/2024

TW       LW                   ARTIST/SONG

1          2                      Normani – CANDY PAINT(1 week @ #1)

2          4                      Tove Lo/SG Lewis – HEAT

3          5                      Kendrick Lamar – NOT LIKE US

4          1                      Beyonce – BODYGUARD(1 week @ #1)

5          3                      Tommy Richman – MILLION DOLLAR BABY(1 week @ #1)

6          10                    Jussie Smollett – SOME THINGS

7          7                      Gwen Buss – 2 MANY THINGS (STYLE DAVIS REMIX)

8          8                      Tinashe - NASTY(2 weeks @ #1)

9          9                      Terrace Martin/Gallant – 311!

10        6                      Kaytranada/Childish Gambino - WITCHY

11        12                    Foster the People – TAKE ME BACK

12        14                    Janelle Monae – FLOAT

13        19                    Sonya Spence – LET LOVE FLOW ON

14        11                    Lenny Kravitz – HUMAN

15        13                    Nicki Minaj/Lil Uzi Vert - EVERYBODY

16        15                    Childish Gambino – PSILOCYBAE(1 week @ #1)

17        16                    Lucky Daye – HERICANE

18        17                    Sampha – SUSPENDED (1 week @ #1)

19        22                    El Ultimo Vecino – TU CASA NUEVA

20        25                    Shaboozey – AT THE BAR (TIPSY)

21        18                    Sia – INCREDIBLE (1 week @ #1)

22        24                    Victoria Monet – ASS LIKE THAT

23        27                    Willow/Jon Batiste – HOME

24        21                    Keiynan Lonsdale - CRASH

25        28                    Ariana Grande/Brandy/Monica – THE BOY IS MINE (REMIX)

26        20                    St. Vincent – BROKEN MAN (1 week @ #1)

27        29                    Charli XCX – 360

28        30                    Disclosure – SHE’S GONE DANCE ON 

29        33                    Rhapsody/Erykah Badu – 3 AM

30        36                    Tanner Adell – COWBOY BREAK MY HEART

31        23                    Ariana Grande – WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR LOVE) (2 WEEKS @ #1)

32        26                    PartyNextDoor – FOR CERTAIN

33        37                    Tyla and Becky G – ON MY BODY

34        42                    Kehlani – AFTER HOUR

35        44                    The Black Keys – I FORGOT TO BE YOUR LOVER

36        32                    Empire of the Sun - CHANGES

37        34                    Kendrick Lamar - EUPHORIA

38        35                    Victoria Money/Lucky Daye – SMOKE

39        47                    Maxwell – SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL

40        39                    Kylie Minogue – VEGAS HIGH

41        40                    Kacey Musgraves – TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

42        31                    Usher/Peelz – RUIN (1 WEEK @ #1)

43        ---                     Durand Bernarr/Free Nationals – FIST BUMP

44        41                    Labrinth – NEVER FELT SO GOOD

45        38                    Q - CHANGES

46        46                    Beyonce/Miley Cyrus – II MOST WANTED

47        ---                     Coldplay – FEELSLIKEIMFALLINGLOVE

48        50                    October London – MULHOLLAND DRIVE

49        43                    Doja Cat – DEMONS (2 weeks @ #1)

50        48                    Yung Bleu/John Legend – BE OK

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 143

The Lodger/Season 7, Time For a Wedding

“The Lodger”

Plot Description: the Doctor must pretend he’s a normal person to solve the mystery of the man upstairs

Did…the TARDIS just kidnap Amy?? Excuse me? Friendship ended with the Doctor, Amy Pond is my new best friend —The TARDIS

We get another spn opening. People in Moffat’s Who are idiots

It sucks that James Corden sucks so fucking much because I always thought he was endearing in this episode

Omg you two. Just kiss already. You BOTH want to and you’re being pathetic about it

You’re not doing a very good job at seeming like a “normal” person

Poor Amy…trying to operate the TARDIS

Stop falling for it, guys. Omg…Sure, be a nice neighbor, a Good Samaritan but like…have SOME safety standards

See? Like…he’s not complaining about time passing slowly and in order NOW?? But a couple hours in a field with vangogh?? Too much, apparently

Aww Matt’s mop head of hair, it’s adorable

LOOK AT HIS SCRAWNY LEGS THOOOO

I wanna be annoyed with Craig but it IS a terrible feeling when you introduce someone to your group of friends and they seemingly like him more than they like you

Uuuuuugggggghhhhh this is the worst romantic subplot. They’re so annoying about it. They keep dancing around the issue every second of every conversation

The Doctor said DON’T touch it, Craig. Great job.

These “information transferring headbutts” are certainly a choice

No, Sophie, don’t be the umpteenth person to fall for…whatever’s going on upstairs

I hope Sophie leaves Craig in the dust

Yeah, same, Amy. I’m over their love story

Ah damn, another crack in the wall

Oh no…Amy found her engagement ring

“Season 7, Time For a Wedding”

Plot Description: While Sam’s entangled with someone from his past, Dean reluctantly teams up with a quirky laidback hunter named Garth

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I mean…no one died but…huh

Time for a no whammys run for spn

Did Becky put a love spell on Sam or something?? Or someone put one on both of them??

Omg. She’s using her marriage to Sam to get revenge on people from her past, like high school bullies

Ok here’s the thing. I know Leslie Odom Jr is playing a demon…which I do love for him. Omg of course…she somewhat unwittingly made a deal with a crossroads demon. BECKYYYYY. Come on, girl, you’ve read all the supernatural books…know better

The love potion is a bit much…

Oh. We…got ourselves a telekinetic murder

Dean got them a waffle iron

Uhhhhh Sam…no. No, you still VERY MUCH need Dean

Oh I love Garth. He’s precious. He seems so bad at the job, but he’s somehow not

Ruh roh Becks. What’re you gonna do now that your love potion’s gone….hit him over the head with a waffle iron and Misery him was not on my bingo card

He is a very fun demon. He could have been so cool to have around longer…

The Getting To Know Garth stage is also very fun

Omg Becky. Cringe doesn’t begin to cover it.

Yeah, he’s definitely still mad that you DRUGGED HIM

CROWLEY!!!

“This isn’t Wall Street, this is hell. We have a thing called integrity” I do love Crowley

Huh…you know…I hadn’t thought about how I hadn’t seen any demons lately

Amazing. I love you, Garth. Just…waking up from being knocked out the MOMENT everything’s over

Thank you, Dean, for looking out for Garth, not letting him date Becky