#Beck Noir's Body Sword

[tournamentstuck]

On review, this tournament seems a bit convoluted. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

!! Freshest Artifact To Get Into Hands With Intent Of Harm !!

This is the masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.

Due to the size and diversity of weapons in Homestuck I have divided the tournament into pools. This is so we dont have two swords or two hammers or two assault rifles for the finals so on so forth. To keep track of pools with more than one round of brackets, these pool-brackets will now be called Acts. If a Pool doesn't have more than one Act it will not be refereed to with one.

--Round One Pool One Act OneCutlass of Zillywair VS Occam's Razor

Bec Noir's Body Sword Thing VS Human Pornography Sword

Caledfwlch VS Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete

Shitty Ninja Sword VS Unbreakable Katana

sord VS Bait and Switchblade

Scarlet Ribbitar VS Regisword

Royal Deringer VS Ancestral Awakening Sword

Saber Rattle VS Caledscratch

--Round One Pool Two Act One

MSPA Standard Issue Pistol VS Doc Scratch's Magnum

Calliope's Magnum VS Flintlock Pistols

Flintlocks of Zillyhau VS Golden Pistols

Fin's Fiveshooter VS Twin M9 Berettas

--Round One Pool Three

Jade's Newspaper VS Diamond Droog's Newspaper

--Round One Pool Four

Suitarangs VS Sollux's Throwing Stars

--Round One Pool Five Act One

Quills Of Echidna VS Thorns of Oglogoth

Thistles Of Zillywich VS Needlewands

Cue Needles VS Knitting Needles

--Round One Pool Six

Equius's Fists VS Roxy's Fists

--Round One Pool Seven Act One

Ψdon's Entente VS HIC's Double Trident

Meenah's Double Trident VS Brainfork

--Round One Pool Eight

Clubs Deuce VS Table Leg

--Round One Pool Nine

White Wand VS Empiricist's Wand

--Round One Pool Ten Act One

Broken Caledscratch VS Broken Royal Deringer

Broken Scarlet Ribbitar VS Broken Caledfwich

--Round One Pool Eleven Act One

Sledgehammer VS Warhammer Of Zillyhoo

Pogo Hammer VS Wrinklefucker

Pop-A-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer VS Claw Hammer

Fear No Anvil VS Telescopic Sassacrusher

--Round One Pool Twelve Act One

Battlespork of Zillywut VS Skaia War Fork

Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Poking Solution 50000 VS Red Skaia War Fork

--Round One Pool Thirteen

Kanaya's Chainsaw VS Demonbane Ragripper

--Round One Pool Fourteen Act One

Fiduspear VS Jousting Lance

Cigarette Holder VS Daggerlance

--Round One Pool Fifteen Act One

Registickle VS Homes Smell Ya Later

Sickle VS Clawsickle

--Round One Pool Sixteen Act One

Green Sun Scepter VS Walking Can

Dragon Cane VS Gold Scepter

Black Scepter VS Spear Cane

Cast Iron Horse Hitcher VS Bull Penis Cane

--Round One Pool Seventeen

Con Air Bunny VS Liv Tyler

--Round One Pool Eighteen

Claw Gloves VS Action Claws

--Round One Pool Nineteen Act One

Ahab's Crosshairs VS Girl's Best Friend

Black Rifle VS Green Sun Streetsweeper

Harpoon Gun VS Proton Canon

Laser Gun VS Hunting Rifle

LE's AR VS Crockercorp Appearifier Rifle

Gold Rifle VS Blunderbuss of Zillywigh

Mom's Rifle VS Blunderbuss

DD's AK VS DD's AR

Previous Rounds Below The Break!

there arent any yet lol

[that-was-anticlimactic]

🍅 i know nothing about that show so feel free to rant :-)

beck gendercloud, this is the miraculous of the dragon which grants the power of the perfection. you will use it for the greater good.

miraculous: dragon

kwami: longg

special power: elements, you can choose to become one with water, wind, or lightening. i.e. you don't control the element of your choosing--you literally become the element you choose

form: choker

weapon: sword

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idk why, i just got the vibes from this one and will explain but first, since you said i could,,, imma just explain kind of how this works jiuhygfcghuijko

so, miraculouses come in the form of a piece of jewelry (in this case, the earrings), but the actual magic is stored in the kwamis! these kwamis are essentially kind of like gods? but their power is too great for their bodies which is why they have the jewelry and holders! for example, when plagg (cat kwami of destruction) used his power without a holder, he caused the extinction of dinosaurs.

when a holder (a person) is given the jewelry and wear it, it is in a disguised form! in regular form, for example, the dragon choker is all black with a red pattern in the middle. when kagami wears it and isn't transformed, it is black all around but has a completely red middle! to activate the power, there's something you have to say and it depends on the kwami! for the dragon miraculous, to activate it and transform, you say: "longg, bring the storm" and to detransform (if it hasn't worn off), you say: "open sky!" and this gives you your costume and abilities!

you can interact with your kwami too! they aren't confined to the jewelry unless you decide to be a jerk and denounce them or punish them (which like. is Super rude). they usually can be a great help in every day life and are like a friend!

so, the dragon miraculous. again, i was looking at the list and went with Vibes for this one. so, let's see how close i am to being right lol. idk why, i just got strong vibes that this was the one for you!

the dragon miraculous often has a holder who feels like they need to be perfect and have high standards for themselves. they tend to be a bit impulsive but provide really good backup. they feel things strongly but never really loved what to do about their feelings, so the dragon miraculous provides them with a method of expressing them and kind of symbolizes being freeing and having control.

you're quick and maybe not always the best team player, but it's something you're working on! you're not always the most trusting person because you've been been hurt before. you're swift, resourceful, and adaptable. you're prolly a little edgy, let's be honest. probably a little dramatic too.

the dragon miraculous is a more hands on miraculous and does require getting in there. you would be working as defense and backup. probably would work well with chat noir tbh, but they would still take on the most defensive work. you would probably be up there working as support for ladybug and chat noir, stopping people who get in their way.

you care very deeply but don't really know how to show it, so having the miraculous is good for you because you feel like helping your friends / team is your way of telling them that you care about them and that you have their back. you speak better through actions than with words. you also probably really like quality time.

send me a tomato or something and i'll give you a miraculous