#Beat Games

[pinievsev]

No because playing any superstar game is actually insane. We be waiting 4000 hours for the game to load just to play like two songs-

[moosenaround2448]

I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me

[affo-gatto-gateau]

Thought I might make a reblog game of my own.

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[artist-rat]

fine dining at the blushing mermaid. with the boogieboys

[toxiccaves]

I like Link’s new weird dog

[circuscountdowns]

many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.

[rubyfunkey]

The Rehabilitation of Death by @bamsara

didnt have time to clean this like i wanted but i needed to get this scene out of my head desperately. im good now

[milkywayes]

there's downsides to ranking high in the hierarchy [prints]

[ashwii]

I love this stupid game and its stupid dialog options, it's the best part

[multifandom--mess]

what level of candy crush y'all think he's on?

[doesephs]

the curious incident of jean moreau finding out capitalism wasn’t a state in america

[liaisun]

during my aftg reread i noticed this extra detail when neil is asked abt his sexuality

why is neil literally this tweet LMFAO

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

I'm losing at the floor is lava game

[rezuaq]

what to say when your bro needs to take a whizz

[dragondawdles]

the beastie <3