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blood-bagz · 7 months ago

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man i'm rearing up to FINALLY run curse of Strahd with a group of friends and I just,,, can not handle my friend's horniness LMAO It's not just the horniness though She's very insistent and believes that if she fucks the guy she'll get immunity to his bullshit I'm very close to just grappling her and telling her he's white cazador to get her to understand that this guy is a loon who is not going to fall head over heels for her pc and make her his vampyr queen (and even if he did that's... not a good fate.) He's too busy lusting after his dead not-wife anyways

#either that or he's just gonna kill her pc tbh #I have like 4 separate scenarios planned up to put her down if she crosses a boundary #because I have made it very clear there will be no vampyr sex #Be your own advocate and just nuke ur players if you need to.#that's my vet dm wisdom (i've run like 4 games and completed none)#because scheduling y'know?#curse of strahd #dnd #dnd rantings #gives her a vampirically-transmitted-disease #a vtd if you will #(it's herpes)

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