#Barry the vampire sommelier who does your bloodwork

[ibrithir-was-here]

Tada! Merry Christmas @animate-mush ! I hope you enjoy it as much as Barry is enjoying this particular vintage xD

[mayhemchicken-varneyposting]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

[bluecatwriter]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

Thank you for your hard work! You get:

A MUSEUM DISPLAY OF VARIOUS CULTIVARS OF CORN

(You see, when the corn is grown, even before it has ripened—while the milk of its mother-earth is in him, and the sunshine has not yet begun to paint him with his gold, the husbandman he pull the ear and rub him between his rough hands, and blow away the green chaff, and say to you: 'Look! he's good corn; he will make good crop when the time...)

[incomingalbatross]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick or Treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork!

Barry! I'm afraid I don't have any blood to offer, but I do have a jigsaw puzzle I spotted at Barnes & Noble earlier this month

[laurasimonsdaughter]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick or Treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

Happy Halloween!

Your treat is an ornate vial filled with a mysterious dark liquid (it's not blood), that has been sealed with a silver cap covered with dark red wax (also not blood), to keep the bl–liquid from spilling out even when the vial is stored upside down. It looks like this vial was labelled once, it must have fallen off.

[melancholy-lute]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick or Treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork!

Hi, Barry! Here, have some (Ruddi)gore.

[starlitartworks]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

NICE

Here you go Barry!!

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Boodwork

Hi Barry the Vampire Sommelier

I haven't been on Tumblr for Halloween since it became...like this...so I don't know what to do with you

I don't need to do my bloodwork right now because I Keep Forgetting to Start Taking My Vitamin D Pills* but now that you are here I will go take my first one so even though I don't have blood for you please know you did a good deed today

*turns out maybe all this time I just lacked the vitamin??????? wild if true

[basingstokemercury]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

It's my childhood favourite Playmobil figure!

I wonder what Little Mercury saw in a guy with black hair, a red shirt, jeans, and cool boots...

Complete mystery, isn't it?

[vickyvicarious]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Boodwork

Hm, I sure do hope my bloodwork gets all the proper tests done and doesn't disappear into some wine glass somewhere... yeah, like the one you're holding right now, yeah.

Here it is! Unfortunately, there's been a bit of a spill. Hopefully no one will be tempted by that or anything.

(edible fake blood recipe)

[ibrithir-was-here]

The vampire Barry is allowed to diagnose me by drinking my blood, doctors suck my money for it instead and that's worse

Indeed indeed. His way is far more efficient and cost effective

[royalwhumpness]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

[treespen]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

BARRY I am coming to your door buddy of my own free will because the boops buried this. Here have a box

[lore--soong-bitch]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

For your treat you get:

A disturbed looking chalk drawing!

[decayingdarlings]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

For Halloween I give you a bribe to forge my results so it looks like I actually have blood and the knowledge of a game show where the premise was literally ''what if we make people answer trivia questions in a torture chamber?''

[paulgadzikowski]

🧛‍♂️🩸🍷📈 Trick-or-treat! I'm Barry the Vampire Sommelier who Does Your Bloodwork

Have a pint of vintage 1959 A positive