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[nervocat]

omg i love obey me !! who’s your favourite character ? :0 -🦦

OMGOMG IT'S BETWEEN MAMMON AND DIAVOLO :33

[levisleftcroc]

Hello!!! I finally decided to put a little piece of writing on this blog!! I really hope you enjoy it :D

You grumbled as your alarm went off, sticking your hand out of the covers to poke wildly around the spot where your DDD should be on the nightstand. You unplugged it and pulled it under the covers with you, quickly turning the alarm off and turning the brightness down before checking your messages, smiling when you saw the usual good morning texts from the brothers and opening the most recent one first.

Satan: :33 < Good meowning! Levi and I made breakfast! There’s plenty of ham and ch33se sandwiches as long as B33l doesn’t pounce on them first!

You blinked at your DDD. You blinked again. Was… was Satan okay? You sat up, tossing the covers off your head and rubbing your eyes before looking back at the text one last time. Yep, he definitely said that. You typed off a quick reply, reassuring him that you would be there soon but leaving out the part where you were bringing a thermometer to make sure he wasn’t running a fever. You checked the next message down the list, almost immediately doing your best impression of your favorite blinking meme back in the human realm.

L3VI: If You Have The Time I Would Enjoy Playing Mononoke Land Together This Evening As I Am Very Nearly Finished With My Monodex And I Believe You Have A Spirit I Am Missing

You… should really respond to that. But first you had to see if everyone else was typing strangely… Was there some sort of demon illness going around? Did someone mix a magical ingredient into last night’s dinner?

Lucifer: 1 HOP3 YOU SL3PT W3LL! 4SMOD3US S41D H3 W1LL T4K3 OV3R D1NN3R TON1GHT SO YOU DONT H4V3 TO >:]

Okay. This was getting ridiculous. Just a bit terrifying too. That smiley was going to haunt your dreams. This had to be some sort of prank, right? Also… what in the world did Asmo want in exchange for taking over your cooking duties? You rushed through the next three texts, your concern growing with each word you read.

Belphegor: GOOD MORNING. I HAVE IMPROVED UPON MY BLANKET FORT AND I WOULD LIKE TO TRY IT WITH YOU TONIGHT.

Asmodeus: )(ello! I can’t wait to sea you at breakfast, I’m trying a w)(ole new look today! -Expect to be impressed 38D

Mammon: g00d m0rning d0 y0u still want to see that m0vie t0night right it l00ks pretty scary 0_0

You took a deep breath as you looked at the earliest text you had received. You really, truly hoped that Beel was not affected by… whatever this was.

Beelzebub: Hewwo! I hope uwu swept weww! I can’t wait tuwu see uwu today! x3

You flopped back into your bed, staring up at the ceiling blankly. What… what was happening? You rolled off the bed, getting ready as quickly as you could before rushing down to the kitchen, ready to text Barbatos for backup at any moment. Your wool stood on end as you approached the sound of laughter in the kitchen. There, you found your seven demons gathered together, all of their heads snapping up as you entered.

“April Fool’s!” Mammon exclaimed, holding up his phone.

“Diavolo introduced us to the concept, he thought you would enjoy it,” Satan explained.

“I helped everyone pick characters to type like!” Levi added.

“I thought uwu’d like mine,” Beel commented.

Just as you were about to respond to the demons in front of you, your phone buzzed again. You looked down at the text quickly, grimacing when you read it.

Diavolo: Would you liike two come by the ca2tle 2ometiime today? Barbato2 ju2t made 2ome cookiies!

This was going to be a long day.