#Baka Bile and Baseball Bats

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Kevin Cage of @spotlightsaga reviews... Santa Clarita Diet (S01E09) The Book Airdate: February 3, 2017 @netflix Ratings: (Streaming Only) Score: 8/10 ****************A*N*D**************** Santa Clarita Diet (S01E10) Baka, Bile, and Baseball Bats Airdate: February 3, 2017 @santaclaritadietnf Ratings: (Streaming Only) Score: 8.25/10 **********THE BOOK (S01E09)********* The numbers very much speak in Joel's favor, and I would agree, but I think picking an MVP was way harder than the numbers would suggest. Drew Barrymore really gave Sheila an honest motherly edge, we've seen her go into protection mode and we know she loves her daughter... But as she suggests in 'The Book' they've been putting off (and even more so 'leaving out' Abby)... Marooning Abby in a state where she must rebel. When you take all the humor that blankets 'Santa Clarita Diet' and pull it away, you're left with several key ingredients. 1 person fighting for their survival and now facing their possible mortality which in turn effects the other 2 in profound ways, 2 people doing everything in their power to keep their marriage and their family together... And 1 teenager who is aware of these monstrous acts, accepts them, but it stoned out of being involved and more importantly feeling like she can't contribute and be a part of this family. It's not until Sheila goes all out and skips a possible date with a cure to spend time with her daughter that Abby truly realizes that they love her dearly and are only trying to protect her. It's pretty deep actually, and when you can make a Horror-Comedy this relatable and, excuse the pun, digestible, then you've really created a unique piece of moving art. Joel knows that no matter what, he has to save Sheila... Whereas Sheila is now considering the real possibility that death and decay could be inevitable. Joel has proved that he is one of the most loyal, loving, dedicated and passionate husbands on the face of this planet. And who better to join him on his journey to the Paranormal Convention than Eric, another male who has proved an incredible amount of commitment. He's been Abby's rock through all of this and she his, tho his problems with coming of age in 'nerdom' and battling an emotionally abusive step-father pale in comparison to Abby's dance with a Zombie Mother. Joel follows his lead with Eric to the Paranormal Convention that ends up being a dead end *almost*. The man who had been claiming to have knowledge & access of this Serbian book was a fraud, but apparently Eric has been using his experience with all of this through his perspective on a Reddit forum... And really, what white guy between the ages of 15-49 wouldn't? When I saw Ravi Patel (Ryan) at the convention, I instantly knew he would be the actual lead, Ravi's face is far too recognizable not to be used for a more pivotal role. We get great moments with Joel at this convention that really put him over... I thought using his Ken-Doll like appearance to frighten the other convention goers was absolutely hilarious, and probably pretty accurate. Let's be honest, I have a huge appreciation for all types but I'll take an average lovable passionate chubby nerd over the Ken-Doll type any day, so in no way am I shaming anyone... But Timothy Olyphant has a very charismatic, California prototype look to him, its undeniable. And though we use these types on screen, confidence and perfection like that can breathe off-putting intimidation into the air. That's why seeing it play out like it did was so funny. Ryan (Ravi Patel) is drawn in by the connection to Eric's sub-Reddit and he isn't intimidated because he's not there trying to impress anyone, he's there because he's clearly experienced a similar phenomenon and points Joel to the one REAL person who just maybe able to help Sheila... Dr. Cora Wolf. That fact that Wolf is played by Arrested Development veteran Portia de Rossi excites me to no end. I want Sheila to get help because I have truly grown attached to the dedication and love these people have for one another, but there's another part of me that only wants her to sustain Sheila... Cuz dammit we need a S2. ***BAKA, BILE, AND BASEBALL BATS*** Don't get mad, now... Get GLAD, you know, like the trash bags, because there is definitely going to be some more corpses to dispose of in S2... And for the record, for you unadventurous missionary style Joe's... You lick the hairy parts, not actually eat them. If you just take a look at my review from the previous episode, you'll see that this actually gave us (me, anyway) exactly what we needed from a first season of SCD. You see it's not about conclusions, because the story is just beginning. We just witnessed the beginning of a very complicated story... And like I said, pull the covers of humor back, then the sheets of horror, and we have a tale of a family going through one of the most horrendous and difficult times possible, ever, in their lives, or anyone for that matter! We've been building up the perfect storm of a different kind of teen angst, one that was brewing right under our noses and didn't truly see it until it was at the back stretch. Yes, this is a Horror-Comedy, but it's a brand new breed of the genre... No I'm not talking about Zombies, they've been done to DEATH. I'm talking about a Horror-Comedy with real convictions of love and romance and not just the kind between two married lovers... The type that can only exist in a family coming together in the worst type of crisis. See, you can try and protect your family all you want, your daughter, your son, but no matter their age they most definitely are much more aware and understand more than you could ever possibly give them credit for. Kids just know, five of seventeen. Abby has been rebelling because she has been iced out by the two people she could have easily sold down the river in a fit of hormone induced teenage rage. All she wanted to do was help, and really there was no need to protect her, because she already knew all the specifics, she was already in danger. Sheila was unraveling and was literally right on the verge of going feral, make that IS literally right on the verge of going feral. With Joel jailed, and Dr. Wolf fleeing a messy scene but graciously leaving behind everything Abby needs to stop this from taking her mom from Undercover Californian Zombie Realtor to full on Walker, it's now finally Abby's chance to play a pivotal role in keeping this family together. Albeit, one helluva unexpected cliffhanger, but hey... Bates Motel has given us some pretty unbelievable moments leaving us off at the climax of a season, just to hold us off till it finally returns. So really, this finale was everything it needed to be and if it gave us any closure then it wouldn't really be doing this show, it's Flash-like pacing, and visceral existential tribulations any justice. Are you in for the whole ride... Or are you getting off right before the big drop. Don't be a pussy, catch me in S2.

[rhcenyra]

SANTA CLARITA DIET ⇢ 1x10 | BAKA, BILE, AND BASEBALL BATS

[british-gladiator]

Santa Clara Diet | Portia de Rossi (Dr. Cora Wolfe)

Santa Clara Diet was so-so for me… Victor Fresco is one of my favourite comedy writers; he created/wrote one of my favourite TV Shows Better Off Ted. But honestly Drew Barrymore ruined Santa Clara Diet for me, her acting is just terrible (I haven’t watched her since Charlie’s Angels).

But I’m so grateful that Victor was able to get Portia de Rossi for the last two episodes of the series as always she brought some much needed acting talent, comic relief and she shined as bright as she did in Better Off Ted or Arrested Development - she was only in the last two episodes ( “The Book” and “Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats”) but those two episodes were the best episodes in the season.

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Santa Clarita Diet, “Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats”, S01E10

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Portia de Rossi Net Worth

What is the Net Worth of Portia de Rossi?

Portia’s Memoir

Portia Lee James DeGeneres, known with professional name Portia de Rossi is an Australian/American actress as well as model and philanthropist. She is famous for playing the role of Elizabeth North in ABC’s thriller TV series Scandal from 2014 to 2017. Her other important roles include Nelle Porter in Ally McBeal and Lindsay Bluth Funke in Arrested Development.

Portia was born on 31st January, 1973 in Horsham, Victoria, Australia. Her mother, Margaret is a medical receptionist. Like was her father’s name was Barry Rogers who died when she was of 9 years old. Growing up in Grovedale, she used to work as a child model for prints and TV commercials. At the age of 15, she changed her name to Portia de Rossi. She completed her education from Melbourne Girls Grammar School and graduated in law from University of Melbourne.

Start of Career

Rossi made her movie debut as one of the main character Giddy in Australian film Sirens (1994). Subsequently, she appeared as Shauna in 1995 film, The Woman in the Moon. The same year, she portrayed the role of Maria Hunter in Fox’s TV series Too Something. She played the role from 1995 to 1996 and was paid with good sum of money. She again played the role of character Elana Lewis in The WB’s sitcom Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher. She was seen from 1996 to 1997 in the series and was provided with good remuneration.

In the year 1997, Rossi appeared in a minor role of Sorority Sister Murphy in Wes Craven’s film Scream 2. Besides, she was seen as Carolyn in Veronica’s Closet’s episode “Veronica’s First Date”. She later played the role of Carla Sparrow in Jonathon Kahn directed film, Girl (1998). She also did two TV films; Astoria and A Breed Apart in the same year. She also portrayed the character Nelle Porter Fox’s TV series, Ally McBeal. She did the role for four years and earned a good amount from the show which added her net worth.

1999 to Present

Portia, in the year 1999, worked in three films. She played the role of Joy in The Invisibles, Sarah in American Intellectuals and Jennifer in Stigmata. Besides, she did the portrayal of lead character Nelle Porter in 1999’s TV series Ally. Likewise, she was seen in various movies like Women in Film (2001), Who Is Cletis Tout? (2001), Two Girls from Leemore (2003), I Witness (2003), The Night We Called It a Day (2003). Besides, she appeared in TV series like The Glow (2002), The Twilight Zone (2002), America’s Prince: The John F: Kennedy Jr. Story (2003), Mister Sterling (2003). All these works helped her to add her net worth.

Moreover, Portia starred in Fox’s TV series Arrested Development. She played the role of Lindsay Buth Funke from 2003-06/2013 and had earned a good sum of money. She was also seen as Kelly in Wes Craven’s film Cursed (2004). She then narrated a documentary, Unity in 2014. She later had a recurring role of Olivia Lord in FX’s medical drama TV series Nip/Tuck from 2007-2009.

Subsequently, Rossi did the portrayal of Veronica Palmer in ABC’s Better Off Ted and was another source of her income. Besides, she was as Elizabeth North in ABC’s TV series Scandal from 2014-2017. The series is also another main source of her income. In year 2017, she appeared as Dr. Wolf in episodes of Santa Clarita Diet titled “The Book!” and “Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats”. She also lent her voice for Bonnie Swanson in Family Guy’s episode “A House Full of Peters”.

Net Worth

Portia de Rossi has an estimated net worth of $22 million US dollars. Besides, she lives in lavish residence that worth $39.8 million. She is also driving Porsche Panamera GT.

Must Know Facts about Portia de Rossi

Real Name: Amanda Lee Rogers Date of Birth: 31st January, 1973 Profession: Actress, Model and Philanthropist Height: 5′ 7″ Married: Mel Metcalfe (Married: 1996; Divorced: 1999), Ellen DeGeneres (Married: 2008) Instagram: 756K Followers in Instagram Twitter: 354K Followers in Twitter Net Worth: $22 Million

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Television - April 2017:

210. “The Rickshank Redemption” | 3.01 | Rick and Morty. (01/04/17)

211. “Eggs for Days” | 7.16 | Bob’s Burgers. (03/04/17)

212. “The Case Gets Bigger” | 1.07 | Trial & Error. (06/04/17)

213. “A Change in Defense” | 1.08 | Trial & Error. (06/04/17)

214. “Tape 1, Side A” | 1.01 | 13 Reasons Why. (06/04/17)

215. “Tape 1, Side B” | 1.02 | 13 Reasons Why. (07/04/17)

216. “Tape 2, Side A” | 1.03 | 13 Reasons Why. (07/04/17)

217. “Tape 2, Side B” | 1.04 | 13 Reasons Why. (07/04/17)

218. “Unfold Your Own Myth” | 2.01 | The Get Down. (07/04/17)

219. “The Beat Says, This is the Way” | 2.02 | The Get Down. (07/04/17)

220. “One By One, Into the Dark” | 2.03 | The Get Down. (07/04/17)

221. “Gamble Everything” | 2.04 | The Get Down. (07/04/17)

222. “Only From Exile Can We Come Home” | 2.05 | The Get Down. (07/04/17)

223. “Tape 3, Side A” | 1.05 | 13 Reasons Why. (07/04/17)

224. “Tape 3, Side B” | 1.06 | 13 Reasons Why. (07/04/17)

225. “Tape 4, Side A” | 1.07 | 13 Reasons Why. (08/04/17)

226. “Tape 4, Side B” | 1.08 | 13 Reasons Why. (08/04/17)

227. “Tape 5, Side A” | 1.09 | 13 Reasons Why. (08/04/17)

228. “Tape 5, Side B” | 1.10 | 13 Reasons Why. (08/04/17)

229. “Tape 6, Side A” | 1.11 | 13 Reasons Why. (08/04/17)

230. “Tape 6, Side B” | 1.12 | 13 Reasons Why. (08/04/17)

231. “Tape 7, Side A” | 1.13 | 13 Reasons Why. (08/04/17)

232. “Frank's Wedding” | 8.19 | Modern Family. (08/04/17)

233. “Strange or Just Inconsiderate?” | 1.07 | Santa Clarita Diet. (08/04/17)

234. “How Much Vomit?” | 1.08 | Santa Clarita Diet. (08/04/17)

235. “The Book!” | 1.09 | Santa Clarita Diet. (08/04/17)

236. “Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats” | 1.10 | Santa Clarita Diet. (08/04/17)

237. “Somebody’s Dead” | 1.01 | Big Little Lies. (09/04/17)

238. “Pilot” | 1.01 | Transparent. (09/04/17)

239. “I'ma Friend You” | 1.06 | Powerless. (09/04/17)

240. “Van V Emily: Dawn of Justice” | 1.07 | Powerless. (09/04/17)

241. “Moonshadow” | 1.18 | This Is Us. (09/04/17)

242. “Exodus” | 2.15 | Supergirl. (09/04/17)

243. “No Good Deed” | 8.01 | Archer Dreamland. (09/04/17)

244. “Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion” | 1.09 | Riverdale. (09/04/17)

245. “What If...” | 4.16 | Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (11/04/17)

246. “The Wrath of Savitar” | 3.15 | The Flash. (11/04/17)

247. “Into The Speed Force” | 3.16 | The Flash. (11/04/17)

248. “Star-Crossed” | 2.16 | Supergirl. (11/04/17)

249. “Duet” | 3.17 | The Flash. (11/04/17)

250. “Serious Mothering” | 1.02 | Big Little Lies. (12/04/17)

251. “Opening Statements” | 1.09 | Trial & Error. (13/04/17)

252. “A Hostile Jury” | 1.10 | Trial & Error. (13/04/17)

253. “Living the Dream” | 1.03 | Big Little Lies. (13/04/17)

254. “Identity and Change” | 4.17 | Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (13/04/17)

255. “Push Comes to Shove” | 1.04 | Big Little Lies. (13/04/17)

256. “Time to Get Ill” | 3.18 | Fresh Off the Boat. (13/04/17)

257. “Distant Sun” | 2.17 | Supergirl. (14/04/17)

258. “Chapter Ten: The Lost Weekend” | 1.10 | Riverdale. (14/04/17)

259. “Unusual Suspect” | 1.11 | Trial & Error. (14/04/17)

260. “Once Bitten” | 1.05 | Big Little Lies. (14/04/17)

261. “Burning Love” | 1.06 | Big Little Lies. (14/04/17)

262. “Du hater å henge med oss” | 4.01 | Skam. (14/04/17)

263. “Driving Miss Jenny” | 3.19 | Fresh Off the Boat. (14/04/17)

264. “Green Furious” | 1.08 | Powerless. (15/04/17)

265. “You Get What You Need” | 1.07 | Big Little Lies. (15/04/17)

266. “Boston: Where Past Is Present “ | 1.01 | Hidden America with Jonah Ray. (15/04/17)

267. “Sex and Violence” | 1.01 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

268. “Binned” | 1.02 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

269. “Possession” | 1.03 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

270. “The Unicorn” | 1.04 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

271. “The Last Supper” | 1.05 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

272. “Toiled Road” | 1.06 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

273. “WTF Happened?” | 2.01 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

274. “Replacements” | 2.02 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

275. “Just Need Some Company” | 2.03 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

276. “Orlando” | 2.04 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

277. “Road Trip” | 2.05 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

278. “Age Ain't Nothing but a Number” | 2.06 | Chewing Gum. (16/04/17)

279. “Pilot” | 1.01 | You’re the Worst. (16/04/17)

280. “Insouciance” | 1.02 | You’re the Worst. (16/04/17)

281. “The New World” | 1.01 | The Man in the High Castle. (17/04/17)

282. “Sunrise” | 1.02 | The Man in the High Castle. (17/04/17)

283. “Omaha” | 6.01 | Veep. (17/04/17)

284. “The Illustrated Woman” | 1.03 | The Man in the High Castle. (17/04/17)

285. “Revelations” | 1.04 | The Man in the High Castle. (18/04/17)

286. “The New Normal” | 1.05 | The Man in the High Castle. (18/04/17)

287. “Three Monkeys” | 1.06 | The Man in the High Castle. (18/04/17)

288. “Truth” | 1.07 | The Man in the High Castle. (18/04/17)

289. “End of the World” | 1.08 | The Man in the High Castle. (19/04/17)

290. “Kindness” | 1.09 | The Man in the High Castle. (19/04/17)

291. “The Defense Rests” | 1.12 | Trial & Error. (19/04/17)

292. “The Verdict” | 1.13 | Trial & Error. (19/04/17)

293. “The Masters” | 3.20 | Fresh Off the Boat. (20/04/17)

294. “A Way Out” | 1.10 | The Man in the High Castle. (20/04/17)

295. “No Regrets” | 4.18 | Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (20/04/17)

296. “The Tiger’s Cave” | 2.01 | The Man in the High Castle. (20/04/17)

297. “Emergency Punch-Up” | 1.09 | Powerless. (21/04/17)

298. “Zero Larp Thirty” | 7.17 | Bob’s Burgers. (24/04/17)

299. “The Laser-Inth” | 7.18 | Bob’s Burgers. (24/04/17)

300. “Sophia” | 1.01 | Girlboss. (25/04/17)

301. “The Hern” | 1.02 | Girlboss. (25/04/17)

302. “Thank You, San Francisco” | 1.03 | Girlboss. (26/04/17)

303. “Ladyshopper99″ | 1.04 | Girlboss. (26/04/17)

304. “Top 8″ | 1.05 | Girlboss. (26/04/17)

305. “Five Percent” | 1.06 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

306. “Long-Ass Pants” | 1.07 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

307. “The Trip” | 1.08 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

308. “Motherf*ckin’ Bar Graphs” | 1.09 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

309. “Vintage Fashion Forum” | 1.10 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

310. “Garbage Person” | 1.11 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

311. “I Come Crashing” | 1.12 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

312. “The Launch” | 1.13 | Girlboss. (27/04/17)

313. “Earth is a Hot Mess” | 1.01 | Bill Nye Saves the World. (28/04/17)

314. “Chapter Eleven: To Riverdale and Back Again” | 1.11 | Riverdale. (29/04/17)

315. “Jeg er gutt, jeg får ikke hat” | 4.02 | Skam. (29/04/17)

316. “Offred” | 1.01 | The Handmaid’s Tale. (29/04/17)

317. “Hva mener du om drikking?” | 4.03 | Skam. (29/04/17)

318. “Pilot” | 1.01 | Famous in Love. (30/04/17)

319. “A Star Is Torn” | 1.02 | Famous in Love. (30/04/17)

320. “The Bone Orchard” | 1.01 | American Gods. (30/04/17)