#Bad Boll

[postcard-from-the-past]

View of Bad Boll, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

German vintage postcard, mailed in 1911 to Belgium

[slowtumbling]

Singing About Death

Monday Monday Songs I realized, as I was compiling the songs from the past thirty years for my all acapella album Sotto Voce, that a number of the songs were recorded at my home studio in my cabin in West Virginia. I called the place Bad Boll Productions after the healing retreat in Germany founded by the Blumhardts. With only a Tascam 4 Trac Studio, an Emu Orchestral, an Apple Mac with…

[lustfulbaronet]

here's a james spader edit for everyone! he's so cute as michael boll from 'bad influence' (1990)

this little baby deserves better!

(audio: h.s.k.t by lee hi)

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

One of my favorite so-bad-it’s-good movies is “In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds”, solely because you can tell where the production blew the budget.

Just to give you all an idea, Dolph Lundgren is sent to the medieval era where he has to deal with dungeons and dragons type shit. The final battle, however, sends Dolph and the main villain back to the present day. So this swords-and-sorcery movie literally ends in a brawl in Dolph Lundgren’s living room. It’s absolutely hilarious, especially since the bad guy is still dressed as generic evil fantasy king.

[itscooltoskate]

Timo Boll birthday post! 🥳

[a-dragons-hoard-of-stuff]

while I do also hate and block when people ship the bishops together (especially when they act like it’s not incest just because they’re not blood related grrrr)

but I feel like people get weirdly high-horsey about it for being in a fandom centered around a cult based game.

Like yeah, insest is a not-good-thing that’s gross and shouldn’t be romanticized… But so are cults???

Also, the bishops attempts to kill off an entire species (and being successful for all but one) in order to ensure their brother stayed trapped for entirety and they could keep their power.

How exactly does adding them having a crush on said brother dramatically increase the fucked up levels of that situation? Sure, it adds another layer. A rotten cherry on the sundae if you will.

But that’s still not a healthy sibling/family situation without.

Not to mention some ship the lamb with the bishops. Y’know, the victim of a geneocide with those that caused it?

To be clear i’m not hated on anyone who does ship lampxbishop or those that express their disgust with incest ships. It’s perfectly fine and natural to have certain Fucked Up Things that you enjoy in fiction and those that you just don’t.

But sometimes y’all make me worried you’re going to join a genuine cult or something.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

James Spader as Michael Boll BAD INFLUENCE (1990) dir. Curtis Hanson

[gamblersdoll]

I LOVE YOUR WRITING! I just know that fem!reader asks genya to try something new, and it's her using the strap on him, and he loves it so much he cries 🙏

cw: slight pup play, pegging.

and he feels so embarrassed by it, because he’s supposed to be this big strong man that doesnt want anything to badly happen.

yet, here he is with his legs spread wide and on his back while he gets fucking pegged, by someone so much smaller than his size. he can’t believe what’s happening, he doesnt know what to feel— but he knows his cock is hard as a rock, and how bad he feels like hes about to cum.

“does this feel good, baby?” you mumble in his ear, black laces around your hips and groin as your pretty pink strap just plows into him. he silently thanks kanroji for her stretches, because holy shit– do you know how to work your hips.

he nods, fat tears just rolling down his face and he moans like such a boyslut. “s-so good! cant take it!” he says in a rush, eyes crossing but you snap in his face, drawing his eyes back to you.

“eyes on me, pup.” you say, watching his nipples harden and he cant even stay stable, unable to pull the strap out. “relax, ba—“

“cumming! i cummin’!” he cries, hardened cock just spurting ropes of white and his bolls visibly empty. he pants, back arching as you kiss his sweaty skin.

“poor baby, was i too much?” you ask, tweaking at his nipple and massaging his hip.

he shook his head no, eyes rolling to the back of his head as you pull the strap out.

[baddingtonbitch]

James Spader as Michael Boll in Bad Influence (1990)

[perfectharbinger]

Cobra Kai Fandom's Indecision

So I've been browsing Cobra Kai's Instagram page, and Cobra Kai TikToks, just to alleviate the post-release heartache of having to wait 3 more months for the last episodes of the show. And reading the comments of numerous posts, I've officially come to the conclusion that all the "X was nerfed", "Y was done dirty", "Z doesn't feel like a main character anymore" comments are actually fucking pointless. They're completely useless. In the comments of more than a couple of posts, I saw these same comments somehow co-existing: "Miguel has been nerfed for Robby's benefit"

"Robby was done dirty for Miguel's benefit"

"Sam was sidelined for Sam's benefit"

"Tory has been sidelined and done dirty to prop up Sam"

"Hawk is so nerfed compared to what he used to be"

"Man, they did Kenny so dirty so they could make Hawk look cool"

"This show glazes Daniel and Mr Miyagi way too much, and makes Johnny look bad to do it"

"I'm so sick of this show making Daniel out to be the villain to make Johnny look better"

If the fandom can collectively figure out exactly what the fuck is happening on screen, that would be great. Because until then, every single one of these comments are about as useful as Uwe Boll movies lol.

[kingofspaders]

james spader as michael boll — bad influence (1990)

[floridensis]

I was reading about upland cotton (Gossypium hirsutum) which is apparently a Florida native plant and was wondering if you’ve ever encountered it in the wild before? It seems like there’s also still a law in place from the early 1900s that technically criminalizes growing it because they attracted boll weevils that threatened the commercial cotton industry. Pretty depressing the extents to which these plants were purposely destroyed as well… But anyways I’m just searching for as much info as I can get on them!

okay so i fear im incredibly late with receiving this and i am sorry. the good news is that i think that i obtained some cotton some time after you apparently sent me this ask (shhhhh). i have never seen it in the wild, but apparently the ones i have are wild types, but i wont know until they grow up more. some lady grew them to sell as a fundraiser but then read about them and decided selling was a bad idea and jst handed some off to me for free, assuming maybe its not illegal for me to possess as long as im not producing or selling any? im choosing to trust her judgement dont post about your illegal activities online but i seriously dont think anyone will enforce this considering there is apparently no longer any boll weevils OR cotton industry anywhere near me! but the law remains! its pretty fucked up. the lady who gave them to me was repeatedly expressing her bafflement that they are native, ENDANGERED, and illegal to grow for outdated reasons!

a friend of mine said he saw some in the everglades, but the flowers didn't look quite right so its possible they might be feral descendants of crops

EDIT: additional commentary in replies!

[im-notbean]

wsg bestie r reqs open cuz if they are

can I ask (willing to beg) for aizawa x male reader where the reader's a fellow teacher/hero and he hobo-looking-save his ass and he starts feeling them palpitations

if they rn't open, that's why I'm anon HAHAHHA (also can I be known as orange anon that sounds fun)

Hi orange anon! Requests are open! (also your my first request lol)

Aizawa x Male!Pro Hero!Subsitute Teacher!Reader

Also I'm assuming that reader also is somewhat Aizawa, you'll see the resemblance soon, sorry if I messed it up a bit or it's not to your liking-

(╯﹏╰)

Aizawa: Purple

Reader: Red

Aizawa leaped across the two buildings, the villain he was chasing was fast. Must have some endurance quirk Aizawa thought, then came you. You cut the villain off so fast and was on-top of the villain so fast that Aizawa couldn't keep track of you. He walked up to you slowly, he felt like he had seen you somewhere before. Question was, where? Where did he see you last?

"You gonna just stare their or ya' gonna help me." "Uh- Shit yeah I'll-"

Aizawa found himself stumbling to the side. Making a groan of annoyance he looked to his side. A knife, presumably a dager was lodged into his side, and did I mention he was losing blood. And fast. When did he get that, not important right now, all Aizawa knew was that he was loosing blood and fast. He felt his head spin, you had detained the villain earlier so you walked over to Aizawa.

"Got hit eh?" "No shit-" "Don't move so much. It'll make it worse." "Got it...what are you doing exactly..?" "Trying to make sure you don't die of blood loss."

You pulled off your shirt and tied it around Aizawa's side, right above the wound. You made sure it was tight but not tight enough that he couldn't breathe. You picked Aizawa up from the ground and walked back to the villain who you threw over your shoulder. You started heading to the police station, once you were their you looked at the guard who took the unconscious villain off you arm. You could tell the guard was staring at you, I mean, she wasn't that bad looking. But you knew she probably wanted to use you for money, before she could come back you left for the hospital. Despite all of Aizawa's protesting.

"Seriously. I'm fine" "No. Your. Not, you could bleed out, your wound could be infected, you could make the wound larger which becomes more of a pain to deal with, and you could pass out. All of which can kill you." "Well none-" "I don't give two shits if you'd be extra careful, it's a risk I'm not willing to take." "..."

You felt the sweat dripping down your bare back and some blood from Aizawa's side as you ran down the street towards the hospital. You entered the hospital with Aizawa in your arms and you told them the situation. You placed Aizawa in one of the emergency room beds. You sat next to him and sighed, running a hand through your slightly bloody hair.

That's when Aizawa realized the situation he was in. One you basically saved his ass. Two you were shirtless. And three nobody should be as hot as you were. Aizawa face was three shades of bright red and he slumped into your shoulder, party out of embarrassment and partly out of exhaustion. You let out a soft laugh that left Aizawa even more embarrassed.

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☆Extra☆

☆At UA High, The Next Day ☆

"Hello students."

Class 1-A was surprised to see instead of their normal sleep deprived teacher with his usual cup of coffee that was pitch black (which always smelled sweet for some reason). A different male with H/L H/C hair who obviously did not really want to be their currently, was leaning on the black board with the words "Y/N L/N" in big bolled letters to the right of his body. All the students took their seats quietly, except Mineta. Who took one look at your upper chest region and said to himself "That is one fine woman" you took one glance at him and was blushing profusely. You narrowed your E/C hues at the boy and geustered to the class, more specifically the empty seat you pre-assumed was his. You looked at the clock and made a mental note of his lateness. As Mineta walked in he seemed to be in a daze, you slamed your fist down on the desk and that seemed to snap him out of his daze.

"You're 3 minutes late Mineta. I expected better from a hero corse student." "Huh?!!" "Awe poor little boy is confused, take your seat whatever you were thinking about isn't important currently." "Yes ma'am." "THAT'S A MAN MINETA..." The rest of 1-A said in unison. "Oh shi-"

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Thank you all so so SO much for reading ♡

[gremlingirlsmell]

"video game adaption curse" actually just statistical error. average video game adaptation is pretty good. Bad Video Game Adaptations Uwe, who lives in cave & makes over 10 bad movies a decade, is an outlier and should not have been counted

“The video game adaption curse is broken since The Last of Us is successful!”

Witcher 1 season 1, Sonic The Hedgehog, detective Pikachu, arcane, Cyberpunk, etc

[pleasedonotseemychannel]

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: MY AU:

GANGLE:

Gangle is the definition of Tragedy, and comedy 🎭

She has A sad and happy mask, when she's happy or normal feeling, the stripes on her ribbons are yellow, when she's feeling Tragedy, the stripes on her ribbons turn blue, and when she's mad, her stripes turn purple

Gender: female

Abilities: Stripes connects to her emotions by changing color, and mask spins when she holds her breath

AGE: 26

RAGATHA: this character is A doll who.. Seems to look beat up, some theorize that her beat up looks probably have to do about how she was treated in her past life, but some don't ask

Jax decides to abuse Ragatha, which is actually the reason why she looks like that, but everyone thinks why her character is A doll that gets beat up easily is because how her past life was, but who knows? It's just A theory, Ragatha is A positive friendly type of person, she always cheers people up, even if her day is going bad, no one really seems to care about her attitude, but Ragatha tries her best to keep everything positive...

Gender: female

Abilities: she can change her eye buttons, hair sticks up when she holds her breath

AGE: 30

Jax: A rabbit with A Bolling ball... That's how everyone describes him.. He is A quite dangerous one, Jax uses his Bolling ball for anything, he doesn't care if the others feel pain or not, he will still use it just for torture, plus he doesn't care because he always says "you can't die in the circus, remember?" He also hates corn because it reminds him of his past life, Jax has been mostly mean to Ragatha, since Ragatha is A doll and can get beaten up easily, and because Jax loves harming woman, Jax is not only mean to Ragatha, but everyone else too, but he does love violence, that's all he cares about, he doesn't care about anyone or anything, he just wants violence...

gender: male

Abilities: can purr, and we still won't know his "holding his breath" ability..

AGE: 22

Kinger: this king chess peace with Royal clothes with A crown loves bugs, and other insects because it reminds him of his wife... There's not much about him to be honest, all I can say is everyday he thinks about his wife in the DARK... He also has this Wound or something but it isn't really useful for anything, it's just to make his character look more useful

Gender: male

Abilities: can take eye's out, can glow in the dark by holding his breath

AGE: 48

Zooble: This character is very good at juggling anything, they also switch limbs everytime, They knew how to juggle when they first got to the circus, she got use to her circus body and got better and juggling, Tho they still don't like her body, every single part they switch out doesn't effect or change anything... Zooble and Gangle are also great friends, And they also hate Jax of course for his abusive actions..

Gender: NONE

Abilities: switch out parts, limbs turns straight when they hold their breath

AGE: 22

Pomni: finally, this is A jester, she is always anxious one all the time, Jax is the main one to make her more anxious anytime because Jax doesn't care about how anyone else feels. everytime Pomni is anxious or has anxiety or is frustrated, her hair starts to vibrate, which is A ability she has of course, she also hates cooking, which is the only reason why Pomni is happy to be here, Pomni doesn't really hate anyone BUT Jax, but also kinda doesn't like Caine for how LOUD he is, but for everyone else, she respects them.

GENDER: FEMALE

Abilities: her hair vibrates for her awkward emotions, she turns rainbow when she holds her breath, lol

AGE: 25

[wallterwall]

POSTAL

(2007)

By Uwe Boll

MAN:

Tower two.

Stand by.

[ speaks indistinctly ]

That's affirmative.

Congratulations, Nabi.

We are at the doorstep

of our martyrdom.

Praise Allah.

Praise him!

Soon we will be greeted

by Allah, the one true god,

and by the cheers

of our forefathers

and by 99 perfect virgins

who will worship us

for all eternity!

I thought it was 100.

What's that?

they promised me 100.

what's the difference?

If they're telling you one thing

and they're telling me another,

maybe they don't know

for sure.

Maybe.

Maybe the exact number

of virgins is not precise.

I mean, if it's in the 90s,

I can live with that.

Or 75.

Hey, I'm not greedy,

but what if it's 10?

Well...

What if it's 10, but we have

to split them between us?

Then you'll have

five more virgins

than you have right now,

right?

We're talking

about eternity here!

How long will five virgins

last you -- maybe a month?

They're not going to be virgins

for long, right?

Look, would it make

you feel better

if we called the big guy?

Yes.

Take the stick.

- Okay.

It's ringing.

Osama, yes, it's Asif.

No, we're on it.

It was fine, but security

takes forever, you know?

What are you going to do?

Anyway, look,

Nabi has a question.

Will you talk to him?

No!

[ mutters indistinctly ]

You do it!

Hello!

Yes.

Uh, it's about the virgins.

Really?

It was 100 when I signed up.

[ sighs ]

He said

it's not that many anymore.

Too many martyrs

in the first go-around.

You've got to be kidding me.

Does he know where we are here?

Give me the phone.

Take the stick.

Osama, it's Asif.

Right now, can you tell me

the number, absolutely,

that you can guarantee

Nabi and myself,

as far

as virgins are concerned?

[ pounding on door, indistinct talking ]

No, that's fine.

MAN:

Do it!

Come on, man!

He can't guarantee

more than 20.

MAN #2:

Open the goddamn door,

you bastards!

MAN #3:

We're gonna f***ing

kill you, you motherf***er!

MAN #4:

Lying pieces of sh*t!

MAN #5:

Open the door!

MAN #6:

- Open this f***er!

Screw this, right?

I'm glad you said it first.

Okay, get on the intercom

to the passengers.

We are changing course

for the Bahamas.

Bahamas!

Aah!

[ indistinct shouting ]

We're going to the Bahamas!

[ indistinct shouting ]

Aah!

[ whistling ]

[ gunshots ]

MAN:

...Has again expanded

the definition of marriage,

this time to include any union

between a man and a woman,

a man and a man,

a woman and a woman,

a man and a collie,

or a woman, a polish sausage,

and a long weekend.

The standoff with Mr. Cruise

Has now stretched

into its eighth day.

Cruise continues to insist

that police are violating

his parental

and religious freedoms,

citing human sacrifice

as essential...

Today on

"Good Morning Paradise,"

mayoral candidate Eugene Wells

joins us to talk about

the new political landscape,

and the newest toy craze

of the year --

Krotchy dolls.

Stay tuned. It's gonna be

a super-dupe show.

Turn down that f***ing TV!

I can't hear my show.

[ indistinct shouting on TV ]

Yeah,

nothing's good on anyway.

Just, uh, preparing

for my interview.

Fight!

Aw, you fight like a p*ssy.

No one's gonna hire

your sorry ass.

Why don't you go suck up

to your Uncle Dave already?

[ gagging ]

God damn it!

What the hell

is going on out there?!

Ugh.

Nothing.

Make sure you pick up

that welfare check!

Kiss, kiss,

sweetie pie...

[ speaks indistinctly ]

[ squishing ]

Come on!

Come on!

No.

Bad boy.

Bad boy.

I told you --

no poopies in our yard.

No poopies in this yard.

You only poop in

the next-door neighbor's yard.

[ gunshots pinging ]

Feces in the yard.

[ sighs ]

That's a violation

of trailer-park

ordinance number 101-40.

Stop eating the poop.

I'll add that to the list.

Th-the list?

The list. Great. The list.

W-what else?

What else

you got on the list?

Ordinance number 143-11.

Yesterday around lunchtime.

Now, I don't care what you two

do in your own bedroom,

but ordinance number 143-11

says if I hear your lewd

lovemaking after 10:00 a.M.,

I get to file a grievance

against your sorry ass,

which is

exactly what I'm gonna do!

Oh. Oh.

- Oh, okay.

Well, at least I wasn't boning

my sister, you inbred hick.

Oh, for your information,

hillbilly,

I wasn't even here

yesterday afternoon.

[ laughs ]

[ sighs ]

I hate this town.

Matt!

- Whatever!

This f***ing sucks.

And NASA,

The National Aeronautics

and Space Administration,

does not exist.

All the space missions

that we've heard about

since we were little kids

in school --

creations of Hollywood.

We did not land on the moon.

There is no John Glenn.

Well, there's a John Glenn

who's a Senator...

Hey, hello?

You, professor.

What is this,

a reading library?

Yeah, yeah.

Two minutes, buddy.

Ah, no "two minutes" now.

You buy now, or bye-bye.

Bye-dee now now.

Ah, go on, bye-bye.

Go on.

Bye-bye.

You bye-bye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

- Hey.

Don't let the door

hit you on the way out.

Daddy, Mohammed says he needs

to talk to you again.

What about?

What else?

Okay, so, what did she say

about me exactly?

That slut.

# killer, yeah,

and rhyme till I die #

# with an AK-47

from side to side #

# jihad killers #

# man, it's hot in here #

# you just to stake that

out of this atmosphere #

# jihad killers #

My brother.

Any police come around today?

Anything suspicious?

No, nothing, Mohammed.

Trust me...

you are safely hidden here

for as long as you want.

Well, that may not

be for much longer.

Oh?

We have news

from Afghanistan.

News? Oh.

It is all coming together.

The shipment

left three days ago.

Oh.

Praise Allah.

When, uh, will be it here?

Tomorrow!

The time has come for us

to place our swords

to the genitals

of the infidels.

[ exhales deeply ]

Whoo-hoo!

[ chuckles nervously ]

[ groans lightly ]

[ keys clacking ]

Gah.

I see

you noticed the heads --

motivational.

Those are

every f***ing bastard

that I had to climb over

to get this job.

Jesus.

[ laughs ]

Foul.

They're paper-mache.

They're --

he thought they were real.

[ chuckles ]

Sit down.

Let's get started.

So, I hope you don't mi--

I hope you don't mind

the recording.

Uh, we're gonna use it

as training later.

Ready?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

It's good.

What the f*** is wrong

with you?

It's, uh --

the chair is actually --

All right,

we're on a time clock,

So let's get started,

shall we?

Yes, sir.

Good.

Well...

Um, so, I'm here

for the job, sir.

Right.

You're a factory worker.

I was.

I was a factory worker, but

the factory got closed down,

so I got laid off, and --

I've interviewed 15 other people

for this job.

What makes you think

you're better than them?

Well, I don't know

if I am better than them.

Well, god damn it, pal.

If you want this job, you better

reach out and grab it.

You better put

those f***ing heads on the wall.

You know what? F*** it.

Let's go to the questions.

What is

your greatest strength?

Um...

I'm a really good team player.

Wrong.

[ keys clacking ]

What is

your biggest weakness?

Um, I'd say I work too hard.

Wrong.

How would you move a

mountain using only a spoon?

A spoon?

If you were in a box,

how would you think outside it?

I bought all these goddamn English CDs

For you

to say f***ing "glass"?

It's "glasses."

You f***ing foreigners

come over here,

and you f*** up

the language,

and this b*tch

is f***ing up the traffic!

Come down, Greg.

You f***ing calm down!

This flat-ass b*tch

comes over here,

she takes over

the convenience stores,

and they eat up

all our goddamn dogs!

Go and help her.

Come on.

WOMAN:

What's the holdup?!

You're right.

I'm trippin'.

I'll just get out of the car

and make sure she's doing okay.

She's an old lady.

[ sighs ]

I feel bad now.

[ woman shouts indistinctly ]

Hi.

The light is green.

[ speaking native language ]

The light is green.

You could have

went through the light.

The light turned gr--

what did you say?

[ speaking native language ]

What'd you say, b*tch?

Aah!

Why don't you stir-fry that?

[ man laughing ]

WOMAN:

Holy f***!

MAN:

Damn!

Yeah, that'll get her moving!

Man.

What happened over there?

B*tch called me n*gger.

[ indistinct conversations ]

Ooh.

Whoa-ho-ho!

Did you see that?

Yeah.

[ chuckles ]

One date with me,

she'll look like she's been hit

with a mayonnaise truck.

[ both laugh ]

That's right, Mr. Stickum.

[ both laugh ]

Yeah, I hope she comes back.

You got to hold it.

[ whimpers ]

Thank you.

Okay.

All set?

- Yes.

What do you got?

- I will have a medium...

[ inhales sharply ]

[ squeaking ]

No, you know what?

I'm gonna have a large.

I'll have a large mocha.

Okay.

No.

No, you know what?

Maybe a -- maybe a vanilla.

Okay.

W-w-what do you think

goes better with bagels?

Unh!

You had 10 minutes

to make up your f***ing mind!

What is it with you people?

Can somebody please tell me?

I mean, we sell coffee.

That's it, nothing else.

You're not buying a car,

I mean, right?

Make a f***ing decision, huh?

How about it?

I know.

Here we go.

You're gonna have

a regular coffee.

Careful -- the beverage you're

about to enjoy is extremely hot.

Next?

Uh...

What?

I, um --

Two lattes,

no foam, please.

[ rock music plays ]

I can't believe

this is the first time

you've ever been here.

Huh.

I mean, all these f***ing idiots

calling me Uncle Dave,

And here I am --

I actually am your Uncle Dave.

[ chuckles ]

Yeah.

So, when was the last time

I saw you?

The bachelor party,

right before the wedding night.

Oh, f***, yeah, right.

That was fun.

I wonder

if that donkey survived.

[ inhales deeply ]

Well, what do you think

of the place?

Ah, it's -- it's amazing.

Yeah. I kind of owe it

all to you, you know?

Me?

Well, we always talked

about running a con like this, right?

- Yeah.

[ why did you have to send like seven of these ]