#Baby Shallot

[ghostypetrainer]

akari is like a baby in comparison to ingo right. is she part of the baby squad.

Akari is not part of the baby squad!

What is the baby squad? The baby squad is Ingo's collection of therapy Pokemon that he ends up acquiring in Hisui post-possession. It started with an egg that Akari gifted to him that hatched into a Hisuian Sneasel that she named Radish, and kind of grew from there. By the time he comes back to the future, he's got a whole team of little baby friends! All nicknamed by Akari, of course.

There's Radish the Hisuian Sneasel, Spinach the Petilil, Carrot the Starly, Beans the Rowlet, Onion the Cleffa and Shallot the Piplup!

[morethansalad]

Thai Mango & Coconut Noodle Bowl (Vegan & Gluten-Free)

[mycenaae]

BEHOLD ... POTATOES

[spaghetti666salamander]

Source: Sweetpea Lifestyle

[afarthestarsarewaiting]

I have discovered the greatest winter salad of all time

[foodfarrago]

savory chorizo & manchego dutch baby

[rubys-kitchen]

Gnocchi with Spinach and Chicken Sausage

Chef’s Note: That sauce is so creamy, and hella infused with the sausage’s yumminess

Ingredients

16 oz potato gnocchi

2 tbsp olive oil

12 oz fully cooked Italian chicken sausage links

2 shallots, finely chopped

2 garlic clove, minced

1 cup white wine or chicken broth

1 tbsp cornstarch

1/2 cup reduced-sodium chicken broth

3 cups fresh baby spinach

1/2 cup heavy whipping cream

1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese

Instructions

0. Halve and slice your sausage

1. Cook gnocchi according to package directions.

2. Meanwhile, in a large skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat. Cook sausage and shallots until sausage is browned and shallots are tender.

3. Add garlic. Cook 1 minute longer.

4. Stir in wine. Bring to a boil. Cook until liquid is reduced by half, 3-4 minutes.

5. In a small bowl, mix cornstarch and broth until smooth. Stir into sausage mixture. Return to a boil, stirring constantly. Cook and stir until thickened, 1-2 minutes.

6. Add spinach and cream. Cook and stir until spinach is wilted.

7. Drain gnocchi. Add to pan and heat through. Sprinkle with cheese.

[tpwk-formula1]

Hi! I love the pizzeria so much <333 I was wondering if I could get a thin crust pizza (sainz!reader) with red sauce, shallots, gorgonzola, egg, and ricotta. For a drink i’d like diet pepsi and redbull. I would like dessert & to be served by Lando <3 thank you!!!

Lee-Lee's Pizzeria Menu

Lando x Sainz!reader

AN: IM BACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Get ready bitches! Better buckle up and get ready to join the new and improved Whore house! While I cannot promise a 100% perfect schedule I do intend to do my best to follow the schedule! I hope everyone had an amazing holiday season and is finally able to relax a bit!

TW: unprotected sex, PinV, oral (f receiving), quickie, multiple orgasms, overstimulation

WC: 1.6K

thin crust brothers best friend red sauce rough sex shallots "I love marking you up. Let everyone know I own you" gorgonzola "Are you always this fucking loud?" egg "Why so needy?" ricotta "I love your voice but it's always my favorite when you're moaning my name" diet pepsi biting red bull hickeys dessert yes served by Lando Norris

Y/N POV

"Lando come on," I whisper while pulling his arm towards the back of the vacation home we would be staying in for the New Years.

This year my entire family has decided to join Lando and I's friends on our annual trip to Dubai for New Years and they have successfully managed to give Lando and I absolutely no alone time.

It's New Years Eve early in the morning and I woke up to find out my family has decided to go play a round of gold while the girls went to the shops.

"Why so needy?" Lando asks with a small smirk making me whine and continue pulling him towards our room.

"Lando I haven't gotten you alone other than to sleep since we got here and before that we were in England with your family, I need you!" I say while pulling him into our room and pushing him onto the bed.

"Please baby," I whine climbing into his lap and pulling his mouth to mine. When I feel Lando's arms wrap around my waist and rest his hands on my hips giving me a rough squeeze I start grinding down into Lando's crotch making both of us gasp and moan out from the stimulation neither of us had gotten in far too long.

"Fuck," Lando groans out when I start trailing my kisses from his mouth down to his neck where I allow my teeth to sink into the side of his neck making him roll his eyes back from the pleasure.

I leave a small hickey behind before I sit back up slightly and pull Lando's shirt off of his body.

"Fuck, you're so hot," I groan when I finally see the tanned chest I've been missing.

"We gotta be quick," Lando groans pulling me back in for a kiss while he makes quick work of taking off my shirt which is actually just one of Lando's Quadrant hoodies.

Once my bare chest is revealed to Lando he quickly attaches his mouth to one of my stiffened nipples giving it a little suck before sinking his teeth down making me throw my head back with a moan.

"Oh fuck," I moan when I feel Lando soothing out the slight sting by running his tongue along the freshly bitten skin.

While Lando is using his mouth to tease my nipples I reach my hands between our bodies and work to unbutton the buttons of his jeans and unzipping them just enough to sneak my hand inside and pull out his already throbbing member.

"Fuck baby," Lando gasps pulling his mouth away from my tits only to to go and burry his face into my neck finding my sweet spot with no problems before bitting down and leaving his teeth marks behind.

"Lando!" I chastize even though I had just done the same to him.

"What can I say, I love marking you up. Let everyone know I own you." Lando says with a smirk making me jokingly roll my eyes before pulling him by the neck back in for another kiss.

Lando softly pushes me off his lap and tells me to finish getting undressed making me rush to finish pulling off my sweats and soaked through thong while Lando did the same with his jeans and boxers.

Once Lando and I were naked he pulls me into him by my hips before planting his mouth back onto mine. I moan softly into the kiss while Lando lifts me into his arms letting me wrap my legs aground his waist where he walks up back to the bed and ,says me down, Once my back softly hits the mattress Lando brings his mouth back down to mine where he starts trailing kisses from my mouth down to my neck where I can feel him leaving a few light hickeys behind before he finally brings his mouth close to where I've been waiting all week to feel him.

"Please Lan. I need you so bad," I whine out making Lando smirk softly at my begging.

"Quite the desperate little thing aren't ya," Lando says with a smirk only making a small while in protests and trying to pull him closer by the grip I have on his curls but to no aveil I have to wait until Lando brings his mouth to where I need him and when he finally licks a long soft strip from my dripping hole to my throbbing clit the sound I let out can only be explained as animalistic.

"Yes," I cry out when I feel Lando start lapping at my clit with more intent.

"Fuck, you taste so good," Lando groans into my clit making me moan loudly at the new vibrations being sent straight to my clit.

"Lando, I'm gonna cum," I cry out when I feel him plunge two thick fingers deep into my pussy.

"Go on, cum for me pretty girl," Lando says fucking his fingers into me harder while stille using his tongue to tease my clit.

I can't help the loud moan that leaves my mouth when I start to cum all over Lando's fingers and mouth.

"Oh fuck, fuck Lan, so good," I breath while squirming my hips away from his relentless mouth, feeling the overstimulation start to take over just a bit.

"Lan, too much," I cry out trying to push his away softly but it only makes Lando chuckle a little before holding my hips down harder allowing himself to continue to feast on my pussy without fear of me being able to squirm away.

When Lando has finally got his fix he slowly pulls away from my overly sensitive pussy before bringing his slick covered mouth to mine and planting a wet kiss.

I let out a softly moan when I taste myself on Lando's lips which only makes him giggle softly.

"I thought you said we have to be quick," I tease even though I was not complaining in any capacity,

"I couldn't help it. I haven't gotten a waste is a week," Lando whispers whichs make me smirk softly.

"Why so needy," I teasingly mock the words Lando used on my earlier. Lando just cocks and eyebrow before pinching my hip as a teasing warning.

Lando grabs his hard cock in his hand and runs it through my folds before pushing deep into my pussy making me cry out at the feeling of being filled up.

"Oh fuck Lando," I cry out when I feel Lando start rocking his hips into mine bringing in just enough stimulation for me to feel him filling me up but not enough to bring me close to an orgasm.

"I love your voice but it's always my favorite when you're moaning my name," Lando mumbles against my lips before he starts thrusting his hips in and out of my pussy making me cry out even louder at the stimulation.

Once Lando can tell my pussy has adjusted to his size he starts thrusting his hips harder and faster making me scream out.

"Fuck, so fucking tight," Lando grunts keeping the same rough pace.

"Fuck," I cry out when I can feel another orgasm starting to build deep within my stomach.

"Are you always this fucking loud?" Lando teases only fucking into me harder knowing how close I am to falling over the edge.

"Lando!" I moan out loudly only making Lando smirk given me proving him right.

"I'm gonna cum," I cry out making Lando snake a hand between our bodies and start playing with my clit throwing me over the edge with a cry.

"Fuck, feels so good," Lando grunts letting his hips shutter a bit before burying deep and filling my cunt with his cum.

"Fuck," Lando groans while riding his own pleasure out before slowly slipping out of my pussy and climbing out of bed after placing a quick kiss on my cheek.

When Lando returns only a minute later he now has a pair of clean boxers on and a warm rag he starts softly wiping me down before discarding it somewhere on the other side of the room. He quickly picks me up and brings me into the bathroom before sitting me on the toilet and letting me do my business while he left me alone.

When he returned I was standing in front of the mirror naked brushing my teeth and finally allowing myself to get ready for the rest of the day.

"I love your family, but fucking hell, that was far too long," Lando says while wrapping his arms around my waist and pulling my back into his chest.

"I agree," I say with a soft smile while I watched Lando through the mirror unwrap his arms and grab the clothes he had grabbed while he left me do my business.

Lando helps me dress in the outfit he picked out which consisted of a pair of HIS favorite jeans on me and a simple cropped baby tee.

We both notice the matching marks on both of our necks but neither of us choose to do something to cover them knowing sooner or later someone was bound to see them, might as well speed it up.

We barely make it into the hallway when my brother rounds the corner.

"Ew... and cover that before papa sees that and kills the boy," Carlos said while shaking his head but still placing a soft kiss on the top of my head. Something he's done since I was born.

"Love you too, loser." I laugh while shaking my head and walking into the common area where I find my mom chastising my dad for not wearing sunscreen. 

[mead-iocre]

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leah bringing spoiled!reader with her to new york for a work event. spoiled!reader with her hermès bubblegum pink birkin 35 with palladium hardware and her baby pink prada patent leather heels. the restaurant was lovely, highly-rated, and expensive– exactly suited to reader's taste. the chef's tasting menu was $500+ per person with wine pairing. reader and leah were in for a feast with the 10-course menu. seared shrimp, fennel mousseline, sauce bouillabaisse and more; but reader's favourite was the pan roasted filet mignon, coupled with celeriac “bone marrow” and an aromaful red wine-shallot sauce.

best believe this girl will always tip the servers (!!!!!). when the bill comes ($1410+ thanks to the domaine de la romanée-conti la tâche grand cru 2016 bottle of wine that reader insisted she had to try, but did not even finish a glass of) reader would proudly exclaim "I've got the tip!" and leah would just chuckle, all sweet and endearing, handing the waiter her amex card without even glancing at the bill. like "aw that's nice of you, baby"

reader would clumsily open her bag, digging through her chanel lipglosses, bottle of tom ford perfume, organic mints, various bottles and tubes of hand creams and face mists and such, to find her wad of hundred dollar bills neatly clipped in a stainless steel, custom-made money clip with her initials of course. she'd pull out four hundred dollar bills and hand them to their waiter with a sweet "thank you, sir!".

leah watches as she smiles, clearly very pleased with herself, tucking the stack of hundred dollar bills back in her birkin. Her sweet girl. "look at'chu lil sugar mama"

she practically preens at her praise. "I actually withdrew it from your card, lee"

pulling out her chanel hand mirror, quickly retouching her lipgloss. "can we stop by the bank before we head to soho? might need to withdraw some more"

"...well, I guess it's nice that you're so generous, baby"

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tip your waiters folks!

[thebearer]

please can i request reader being carmy's taste tester? something sweet and cute please i love your writing

omg thank you so much!!!!! <3 yes! fluffy taste tester blurb ahead with carmen berzatto! just an inside look at his banter with you!

"Ok, taste this." Carmen gave a final stir to the pot on the stove, tapping it firmly on the side before reaching for the small spoon.

You swung your legs, contently perched on the counter beside him- well, not beside him bc Carmen was sort of a maniac in the kitchen, a little chaotic and bounding around when he got in his rhythm. You sat out of the way, but close enough to still watch him, how electric and excited he got cooking. It made your chest swell.

"What's this one?" You hummed, leaning forward while Carmen came towards you, one hand cupping underneath the spoon to stop spillage, the other holding the spoon delicately.

"Uh, same thing. Added the cream and shallots to it, might add those black cherries if it still needs some sweetness..." Carmen rambled out loud, his mind already whirring with what he could add next.

You smiled, placing your hand on his wrist gently. "I thought the last one was good. Perfect." You added.

Carmen gave you a look, pointed and a little playful. "C'mon, it's not perfect." He shook his head. "Too salty with the veal and the steak. Maybe if it was salmon or chicken, something a little lighter it'd be alright, but-"

You giggled lightly, Carmen cutting himself off. He flushed, shaking his head lightly at his own ramble, lips curling with your infectious laugh. "Just open up for me."

You unhinged your jaw, eyes on Carmen's while he guided the spoon into your mouth, free hand cradling your cheek sweetly. You let the sauce swirl on your tongue, really taste it like Carmen was always yapping that you should.

"Mmm..." You hummed, eyes fluttering closed, the blend of spices and creams and sauces all dancing in a melody on your tongue. You weren't a chef, not by any means. You could barely make eggs, but you appreciated that Carmen valued your opinion.

"Good?" Carmen's eyes lit up, tinging with excitement for your approval.

"Really good." You nodded, beaming at him. You held the spoon in your hand, grinning at him. "I was wrong. This is perfect."

"Yeah? You think?" Carmen's fingers tapped anxiously on your thigh. "Are you sure with the Wagyu? Syd's making these creamy potatoes with a sauce that's already kinda creamy like this. Fuck, I-I just think it needs something sweet ya know? To break up the flavor palette-"

"-Carmy." You cooed, jumping down to pad towards him lightly. You wrapped your arms around his waist, hands gliding over his back, rubbing the toned- tense muscles through the soft cotton of his shirt. He relaxed into your touch. "Just slow down. Add the cherries if you think that would be best, but whatever you decide will be best. You know that."

Carmen snorted lightly, shaking his head. "No, no, I don't." He muttered, face falling.

"You do." You hummed, running a hand through his hair, finger twirling around a curl. "You should."

Carmen felt the sides of his lips curls, the anxiety bubbling in his chest simmering down with a feeling of calmness at your words, soothed into your touch.

"Can you just... just taste it one more time, ok? And-And picture it with the steak." Carmen ran his hands sweetly down your arms, grabbing a spare pot. "I'll save some of this and add the cherries to the others, and we'll do the tasting tomorrow with everything and see what works."

You nodded, reaching for your spoon from before, dipping it into the sauce. Carmen turned around, eyes bulging gently. "Eh, eh! Hey!" He tsked, loud and startling you.

You stopped, staring at him in irritation. "What?" You huffed.

"Is that- is that a clean spoon?" Carmen's eyes flickered from you and the spoon.

"It's the one from before-"

"-Baby," Carmen gasped, like you had committed a federal offense- in his kitchen, it was. "I told you, don't dip a spoon in there you've had in your mouth! Fresh spoon! That's a health code violation, c'mon."

You rolled your eyes. "Carmy, it's just us."

"Ok, but-but, now you have your spit all in that."

"Doesn't the heat cook it out?"

Carmen scoffed, eyes rolling before pinching the bridge of his nose. "No, I-I can't believe you just... Now you got your germs all in my sauce."

"My germs?" You gawked, eyeing him carefully. "You don't want my germs now?"

"Not in my food." Carmen hummed, lips pressed to hide his smirk. He was a little wound tight, a little too strict about things he shouldn't be especially in the kitchen with you. He couldn't help it, and he was glad you found it amusing.

You scoffed loudly. "Please, Carmen. You act like we've never kissed before. You've had my spit in you all the time." You glared at him playfully.

Carmen couldn't help the blush he felt rising in his chest, heart hammering away lightly. "Yeah, but wasn't in my food."

"I think you'll be alright." You dismissed, setting the spoon down on the cabinet. Another twitch of his eye when there was a spoon rest right there.

"I hope so. Hope you don't have any germs-"

"-If I have any germs, they're yours." You eyed him knowingly, smug at the way he blushed.

"Watch it." Carmen pointed at you playfully, turning to wipe the counter with his rag, tossing the spoon in the sink. He waited a beat. "Get a clean spoon next time, please."

You laughed. "Oh my God, Carmen! You have literally eaten my ass before and this-"

"-Hey!" Carmen snapped at you through a feigned sternness that faltered with his glowing cheeks. You giggled, leaning back against the counter to watch him, all flustered and fighting a smile. "That's even more of a reason I don't want your germs in my food."

"More like your germs." You muttered, jumping back up on the counter, hips shuffling back to press your back to the cabinets.

"Easy." Carmen's eyes cut to yours, a stern look that had you flushing, tummy flipping with that familiar heat. "Don't get me distracted in here. I'll have you step out."

"Heard, Chef." You nodded exaggeratedly.

Carmen wasn't sure why he blushed hearing you say it, cock twitching behind his zipper at the words. "Get over here and help me stir this, please. Don't want it to burn. I'm gonna chop these cherries up."

[tendercherie]

Miso ramen with poached egg, baby broccoli, shallot and cherry tomatoes

[loftec]

Hi, I saw you talking about your savory oats breakfast, and how much you love it, and I honestly didn’t understand how someone could be so excited about oatmeal? But I tried making it because I have mushrooms and wanted something warm and salty and HOLY WOW I totally understand you now, that was so freaking good. New breakfast unlocked.

I LOVE THIS I'm so happy to assist the unlocking of new breakfasts. Also, have two more random savoury oats recipes that I've cobbled together (I don't eat these for breakfast, oddly enough they feel more like lunches or dinners, but that's just because they're based on "full" dishes I normally make for dinner):

Loftec's oat cookbook part two, I guess 🍲

(Also sorry about starting this answer ages ago, putting it in the drafts and then never finishing or posting it! Until now!)

Oatotto

The bastard oat son of risotto, Italians avert your eyes!!

This is based on the risotto recipe I usually make, but takes a LOT less time when the rice doesn't have to cook. The risotto is obviously better because it's risotto, but this is a really good way to do some savoury oats.

Serves one 1 large mushroom 1 small onion (I use a shallot) Butter or oil for frying Thyme Splash of white cooking wine if you have it (Optional: zest of half a smallish lemon) 2,5 dl Water or stock, I use a mushroom soup base bouillon I happen to have right now, if I didn't have it I'd use water and 1/2 mushroom stock cube. Pepper 1 dl oats 1 tsp miso A pleasing amount of frozen peas Juice of half a lemon (or to taste of pre-squeezed juice, obviously it's nice with fresh lemon but bottled lemon juice is fine, we're making oats) 1 tbsp nutritional yeast (or some Parmesan-adjacent cheese if you have it! We're making oatotto!)

In a small pot, stir-fry the thinly sliced mushroom, chopped onion and thyme in some butter or oil on high heat until the onion is translucent. Add wine and lemon zest if you have it. Pour over water/stock and lower the heat once the stock has come to a boil. Pepper pepper pepper, and add oats. On lowest heat, let the oats cook and stir occasionally. Once it gets a bit gloopy, add miso and stir in, and then add the pleasing amount of frozen peas and lemon juice. Stir until peas defrost and the gloop reaches your desired consistency. Add yeast or cheeeeeeese!

カレーオーツ - Japanese Curry Oats

Serves one 1 large mushroom (it's a theme) 1 small onion (shallot) 1 small carrot Butter or oil to fry 2,5 dl water Pepper 1 dl oats 1 medium size finely chopped tomato 1/2 cube Japanese curry roux (I'm a Golden gal, I keep the open package wrapped in some extra plastic in the fridge, hasn't gone bad yet)

Halt! Do not finely slice the mushroom! This is a Japanese Curry, the mushroom should either be a larger number of whole TINY button mushrooms, or a larger mushroom chopped into 6 or 8 pieces. Very important! Roughly chop the carrot into bits that are the same size as the mushroom and cut the onion into slices lengthwise (these are my curry rules, you can make your own according to what comforts you).

Stir-fry mushroom, carrot and onion on high heat until onion becomes translucent. Add water and pepper, and bring to low heat. Add oats and stir occasionally while it cooks on lowest heat until it's almost done. Add the finely chopped tomato and the curry roux, stirr until the roux has dissolved, the tomato is warm and the gloop is good. Test and make sure the curry is good, if not enough curry add more curry roux.

I would garnish this with some baby mayo and aonori, and if you're feeling fancy and have it at home, shallow-fry some approximation to a schnitzel, slice and put on top. I have a bag of frozen vegan schnitzels in the freezer and I never know what to do with them besides putting them on a Japanese curry.

[morethansalad]

Thai & Cambodian-Inspired Vegan Baby Corn & Baby Carrot Curry

[rwac96]

Pyrrha & Shallot # 5: The Caller

*Shallot sits down in the living room, in a lotus position, eyes closed, legs crossed, and humming; as it seems he's practicing meditation*

Shallot: *exhales* "Oooohmmmm." *inhales, then exhales again*

*The front door opens to Pyrrha, who walks in carrying a freshly bought sandbag*

Pyrrha: *blinks, looking at the Saiyan* "Are you meditating?"

Shallot: *hushes her* "Shut it, Fat Ass! I'm trying to have inner peace."

Pyrrha: *annoyed* "Can you stop calling me that?" *drops the sandbag* "Also, inner peace?"

Shallot: *opens one eye* "Goku says it's a way to maintain willpower."

Pyrrha: "Ah." *she rolls her right arm, then stops* "Why are you meditating?"

Shallot: *groans* "To stay in No Nut November. I can't let Weiss trip me up!"

Pyrrha: *exhales* "Shallot, I doubt Weiss is going to do anything to mess with you as such. Besides, she's preoccupied with shopping for Harvest Day Dinner."

*Hearing that, Shallot stands up, grabs his cPhone, and walks up to the Gladiator, holding up the phone*

Shallot: *shows his texts* "Then why the hell did I get texts from 'unknown' along with frickin' pussy pics?!" *shows the photos*

Pyrrha: *eyes widened, blushing* "SHALLOT! Don't just flash those!!" *she lowers his phone* "Also, I doubt Weiss is the sexting type! Have you called her?"

Shallot: *blinks* "Well, yeah, and she snapped at me."

Pyrrha: *shoves his hand towards his chest* "Then you have your answer." *walks off* "I just got back from the gym and I'm tired. I don't have the energy or patience for this nonsense."

Shallot: *confused* "You ain't gonna help me?"

*The Gladiator doesn't respond, walking into her room and slamming the door behind her*

Shallot: *huffs* "Ugh."

*Two Hours later, the Ancient Saiyan is out in the neighborhood, going on a jog*

Shallot: *jogging* "I don't know why humans complain about the Fall wind. It's got a nice breeze."

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*As he continued his jog, then his cPhone began ringing, prompting the Saiyan to pull it out and answer*

Shallot: *slows down* "Hello?"

Unknown Caller: *masked voice* "Out for a run, huh? You could be busy busting that nut to my pussy pics?"

Shallot: *annoyed & blushing* "The hell?! Cut this out! I don't know who you are, but you are making this month difficult for me! You made me accuse my girlfriend and look like a weirdo!"

Unknown Caller: *moaning* "Baby, you're ignoring biology by doing this stupid challenge. Oooh, stroke that big dick of yours~."

Shallot: *enraged* "STOP CALLIN' ME!"

Unknown Caller: *moans again* "Oh, I love it when a man gets stern. Are you gonna imagine choking me when you choke it out~?"

Shallot: *angry* "STOP IT! LOSE MY NUMBER, BITCH!" *hangs up* "Dammit, who the hell is that?!"

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*Back at the house, Shallot is pacing back & forth as he glares at his cPhone, which is resting on the table*

Pyrrha: *concerned* "You know, you can call the police--?"

Shallot: "I'd get laughed outta the precinct."

Pyrrha: "You can't get hung up on this. It's just giving this mystery woman what she wants."

Shallot: *stops pacing* "I'd like to know who's messing with me! This ends right now!" *he picks up the phone, going to his call logs*

Pyrrha: "If you're sure..."

Shallot: *dials the number* "I am!"

Unknown Caller: *giggling* "Oh, you calling me, baby~? Have I gotten you that hard~?"

Shallot: *annoyed* "More like hard-pressed, creep! Ever since November 1st, you've been messing with me! Now, I'm putting my foot down!"

Unknown Caller: *exhales* "I rather put me down on my back and dick me down~?"

Pyrrha: *approaches Shallot* "Okay, this is ridiculous!" *puts the cPhone on speaker* "Hello? You need to leave this man be!"

Unknown Caller: "Oh, it's Pyrrha 'Fat Ass' Nikos~."

Pyrrha: *angry, blushing* "I beg your pardon!?"

Unknown Caller: "It's what Sexy calls you, Bubble Butt. Which makes me curious: Why that nickname? I assumed he was with that flat heiress and you're dating that blonde hick~."

Shallot: *irate* "The hell do they hafta do with this?!"

Unknown Caller: "I mean, shouldn't you two be living with your SOs instead of people you claimed to annoy you~? Unless--?"

*Shallot's cPhone was crushed, not by the Saiyan, but the Pyrrha via her Polarity*

Shallot: *blinks, gazing at his destroyed phone* "Uh." *turns his attention to Pyrrha* "The hell?"

Pyrrha: "I'm sorry! I...I let my anger get the best of me."

Shallot: "And you say I got anger issues."

Pyrrha: "Still, who is that woman?"

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*Elsewhere, in the woods a few blocks from the duo's house, a red hooded figure simply giggled...as her tail sways behind her*

Saiyaness in Red: "Oh, that was hilarious. The looks on their faces~."

[spaghetti666salamander]

Salmon Potato Salad Source: Grantourismo Travels

[lowspoonsgourmet]

Slow Cooker Vegitarian Split Pea Soup

Ingredients:

1lb bag of dried halved peas

1cup cut up baby carrots (or shredded, or whatever form you prefer)

3-4 medium potatoes, cleaned and cut into ½ inch pieces (you do not have to peel them if you do not mind the skin) (you could also use frozen pre cut potatoes)

1 shallot (diced) or ¼-½ an onion

2-3 garlic cloves (diced or minced or crushed, whatever you prefer) 

2 cups broth of choice

4 cups hot water

seasoning of choice (i use Vegeta, dried parsley, and salt)

Tools:

a sharp knife

a 4 qt slow cooker (usually about $20-25 at Target/walmart/etc and so worth it for low spoons meals)

cutting board

a colander (optional i guess?)

a large spoon/ladle 

Directions:

pick out the bad peas from the bag, rinse out the rest and let them drain in the colander (if the holes are small enough). Then chop up the veggies, throw them and the peas into the slow cooker, add the broth and the hot water, season it all to taste and mix it all up, set the slow cooker on high. Check on it after about 2-3 hours and mix again, it usually takes mine 4 hours to fully cook, you will know when the potatoes are fully cooked. It might be a bit watery at first but solidifies in the fridge, if you want it to be more liquid just add a little water to the bowl when microwaving it.