#BUTT THATS OK BC ILY

[twixstari]

ummm uhhh UMMMMM. any thoughts specifically about amber and saki's relationship :-O

yeah they're canonically in love actually

JOKING KIND OF but. GOD the two are such a fun little duo that are FASCINATING to me.

out of everyone prior to 15, I think saki treats amber the worst overall. LIKE YEAH SURE, venam believes she's annoying, fork found in kitchen everyone thinks ambers annoying bc she totally is. but saki's first interaction with her prior to 13.5 was her attempting to MURDER this girl. she calls her a demon she has to extinguish, a witch, treats her like a monster. Thomas Blakeory used amber as a scapegoat for the gearen fire, and saki believed him and perpetuates this idea in her head that amber is dangerous. and that doesn't get resolved during the terajuma part of the game whatsoever.

no, their dynamic only strengthens during 15, where saki still thinks the same. while amber still butts heads with saki occasionally during the chapter, I think the DEFINING turning point is saki's nightmare realm. amber tries to motivate her and sticks out for her like a TRUE friend, like she BREAKS THE BOUNDARIES OF THE REALM JUST TO PROTECT SAKI. THAT'S CRAZZZY. I think THATS the point in saki's head where she stops viewing amber from what she associates with her gearen fire trauma, and back to her actually being her friend like she always was. AND AMBER STICKS OUT FOR SAKI FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER. telling Thomas to back off and give her space, talking her down from killing, THOSE TWO LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT AND IT DRIVES ME INSAAANE

anyways samber ily I'm normal ok bye

[simonlynch]

IF IM NOT TOO LATE FOR TH GAME but. eyepatch. thats it thats my type. but othrwise ummm puppy guys with big hearts. hot women with an edge/mean streak. mean guys. yes anyway thank u ily

ok hi u get reina. she is so pretty and also she is mean and going to kick your butt but she can also be very sweet and upbeat and funand confident. she reminds me of your other fighting lady as well bc. purble. and thats really all LOL

(spoilers for tekken 8)

also shes secretly kazuyas sister and has the devil gene which we see gets activated after the credits so 🫶🫶 villain of the next game ??

[rapmoan]

DID YOU NOT SEE THE ILY🐳

— Fredrik Backman, Us Against You

[femme-is-my-gender]

Lesbian ask game 5, with a twist 1-50 👀

OK BABE YOU CAN'T FOOL ME but you're cute and ily so

(I know you sent this like 5 days ago but this was a lot to answer and I wanted to get them all right because HAPPY 6 MONTHS BABE IF WE CANT GO ON A TRIP THEN THIS WHOLE DAMN MONTH IS OUR 6MO CELEBRATION 💕)

1. Their hair is fucking gorgeous I love the texture and its teal (I did the dye and cut!!!)

2. Their eyes are beautiful mid tone brown i love seeing the way the sun reflects off them 💕

3. Their age? Either a wise elder stuck in a teenagers mind stuck in an adults body or did you mean like in dog years?

4. We met on an app 🤷‍♀️ love finds you when you're not looking

5. S is very ticklish I don't even have to touch just wiggle my fingers in their direction and they fall over giggling

6. Their favorite song??? Idk if they have a #1 fave but their fav band is Mickey Darling

7. Their fave movie is avengers we watched it the other night at a drive in:)

8. Their fave book... idk babes a dork Harry Potter probably :P

9. Their fave TV show is She-ra honorable mentions for Avatar and My Hero

10. Their celebrity crush is........... me 😎

11. Babe wants a cat but allergies make that a uh problem (still trying to convince s to get a naked cat we will see how successful I am!!!)

12. There are SO MANY songs that make me think of them heres a whole Playlist but #1 is smother me and I'll follow you into the dark

13. Does s play sports.. well. Do you count the bedroom?

14. My favorite things about their body.. their dimples! Their hands! Their smile and the way their eyes crinkle when they do, the sound of a big belly laugh, their soft tummy and thighs to lay on, their butt is pretty cute too idk

15. My favorite personality traits! Don't get me started! The way they can uphold their boundaries firmly but not unkindly. The way they will get rude if needed to get someone to listen, the way they listen so intently when I talk about the Deep Stuff and the way they listen to my suggestions on the bad days even when they don't want to do what I suggest. The way they look at a new leaf unfurling on one of our house plants and the way they will talk and sing to my bird, the way they care so deeply for their loved ones and would do anything for them, the way they hold me almost every night bc its easier for me to fall asleep since I work early even though their work day ends right before I have to sleep. The way they rub my head and my back when I can't sleep and the way they absent mindedly rub their thumb on my hand or say I love you for the millionth time or do the arm jerk robot arm dance when they're excited or nervous and so many more i gotta go lay down....

16. Their style is emo boy/tacky 80s dad and I love it!

17. Our first date we went to a little vegan restaurant/bar then to an emo night at a bar! The bar double booked though so we didn't get the emo night we anticipated but thats okay!

18. A tiny detail they don't know I notice... idk I say most things I'm thinking outloud so if I notice something i say it lol no secrets here

19. Their talents! They are good at viddy James and they are good at cooking especially seasoning and just throwing random things into a meal, they are good at planning down to details, also the talents don't stop in the bedroom I'm just sayin

20. A tiny poem about S

Ways I say I love you that aren't outloud

Making sure you drink water

Scooting closer

Making you laugh

Asking how's your day been

Tracing my fingers on your skin

Giving us a clean place to spend our time

Encouraging you to try something new

Opening the blinds

Being your cheerleader

Baby you're my sunshine

You shine so bright and even on the cloudy days you're what warms my soul.

I love you.

Have you had any water today?

21. Do they have a tumblr? Yeah! Baby come off anon lol

22. What makes them laugh? Well any goofy noise or silly song i make up usually will get them, they're pretty ticklish so that works too also memes and cat videos

23. S is a Taurus sun with dominant Aries chart and im a sag sun with dominant Capricorn chart depends which app you ask but I say we are pretty damn compatible

24. Babe has always wanted to travel in general. I know Colorado was a plan for a while, Germany has come up before. I think as long as we are together and near a beach we both would be happy to go anywhere

25. Things that are interesting to baby are heros/magic people, babies, animals, romcoms and anything to do with live music

26. I realized I loved them like on our 2nd date! I was so stressed bc I had just gotten out of a toxic relationship and while I was totally over the romantic connection to that person I was still feeling alot of hurt and trying to recover and I met S while I was slutting it up on tinder and I was Not Ready to be in love again like I WAS but I was so scared of fucking things up between us by committing "too soon" but S was so patient and never pressured me but I could tell they had feelings and so did I but like I was better at hiding them. I love them so much I'm so glad we met.

27. Their favorite food group is comfort food/toddler menu: grilled cheese, nuggs, pizza, also their top fave is fideo

28. Babe hates alot of foods I don't know them all yet but bell peppers, onions, also new foods are scary but they will try something if I make it/want to eat somewhere they've never been which just makes me 🥰

29. Hogwarts house is slytherin!

30. Babes element? Well their chart is fire/earth heavy. I say earth is their element!

31. Something that makes baby angry is people being rude for seemingly no reason also people who don't respect boundaries

32. S is taller than me by like 5 inches i think

34. Idk if they want their name on here so

35. Their aesthetic is like kitchy/goth/boho vibes. Dark vibrant colors, lots of plants, lots of art, skulls, comfortable space with blankets and pillows that's pretty and interesting to look at

36. Well the first thing I bought them was a drink lol but the first proper gift was a stuffed sloth they had wanted for a long time bonus facts I had to snoop on their insta to find a picture of the sloth and zoom in/brighten the picture to read the tag and did some sleuthing online but I found it! His name is theo

37. Baby is def a night owl

38. I brag the most about babe's just general goodness. I tell anyone who will listen how good they make me feel and how they listen and give good advice even when I don't want to follow it, and their top priority is keeping me safe and secure and also they're really fucking hot but I can't say that normally.

39. S has some rings and a necklace they like to wear if they're looking Certified Fresh

40. I'm a vegetarian, babes not

41. Oh fuck idk what their fave school subject is I would have to guess lit/reading??

42. Their clique is skaters/emo/scene lol

43. We have been together 6 months almost exactly!! 😍

44. Describe their laugh. Oh my God, well there's the cute nervous/goofy laugh they do most the time, there's this snort/chortle they do when I'm being extra goofy that I love, and sometimes I get them to do the whole throw head back full belly deep laugh and my heart goes 🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!!!!!!!!

45. Nah they don't wear makeup

46. Favorite art medium? Like to do? Painting I think.

47. Babe plucks around on bass and ukulele sometimes and they're a PRO at belly bongos

48. S identifies with cats the most

49. Babe likes the outdoors but it's not their comfort zone so there's resistance when I suggest it but if I insist they end up having a good time. Idk if s would like camping though.

50. This picture is my wallpaper I love them so much and bought this shirt for them!!! (Fun fact I left the store and went home and later decided to go back and get the shirt bc I LOVE them and their tacky 80s dad vibes)

[youtuberswithalex]

Drunk Sides Watch 7

7??? Are we on 7??? 6????? I dont think km even dru k any mkre

UH HEY THIS IS THOMAS

I have this whole episode totally memorized from how mucb ive wayched it

Logan makes some very good faces in this

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW EXTRA ORETTY THIMAS IS IN THESE EPISODES I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT HES GORGEOUS

*mpa!* that's rhe one!

Theyre all so pretty in this one i cant handle it

YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND THIS IS WHAT JAPPENS

Time out fir thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues or focus on me

FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. SEE-- SEETHING-- SEETHING FIRE--

Dad ily

Wwhere is anxiety???

OOH I FOUND SOME GRANOLA

Roman looking at the camera is my favorite

Just ants? No uncles?

KIND OF HAIR THAT GROWS ON A DOGS BUTT! thats probably an accurate xomparison

What dies that mean??? Im nit,,,, hoss???

DAD ILY

ROMAN IM SURPRISED AT YOU!!! is rhat an Avenue Q reference???

I had to move to xharge my phone and now the screen looks different

I DINT FEAR DEATH

THINK FAST

Patton's face there, baby

Ok wait ok im like super exhausted and we still have like a video and a half before finishing season one and its like 1 am so i think im gonna hold off and go to bed niw and finish doing this tomorrow, bc my stomach can NOT handle another beer/ale thing this late

ANYWHO I HOPE YINZ ENJOYED THIS, STAY TUNED FOR TOMORROW NIGHT WHERE I FINISH THESE AND PROBABLY SOB OVER MOVING ON

Good night everyone ily fam

[adriftanchor]

Hello! i am also a bi ahmadi muslim and i have a question and i don’t know who to ask bc i don’t want to get into trouble,, i don’t expect you to know how to answer but just in case i am still going to reach out. is it ok at all that i’m bi? from the friday sermons and my family and everything i even know about this religion, i feel like i shouldn’t be this way, or i’m not really ahmadi. i’m sorry if i’m bothering you, feel free to ignore this message if you want!!!

holy crow i just saw this hello!! im so sorry, im not used to getting messages LOL. I hope you didn’t send this too long ago ((plz feel free to msg me off anon we can bond and all that!! us lgbt ahmadis need to stick together :D)). 

truthfully honey, i don’t have any easy answers. on one hand there’s what the jamaat has said in recent years re: the LGBT community, which we both know and which really hurts tbh. BUT it doesn’t sit quite right with everything else we’re taught- it really doesn’t make sense that Allah would create an entire kind of people just to send them to hell?? that implies that humans don’t really have free choice? lgbt+ people don’t exist just to spite Allah, despite what everyone else says!! it’s okay to feel this way- clearly if we feel this way even after years of homophobic conditioning being surrounded by people who are against lgbt people in the jammat then it’s real, not learned or something we’re choosing to do to rebel or anything, haha. and it’s not just about sex or pleasure, either?? it’s love and family and commitment as well as attraction, and isn’t that an emotion that Allah would prefer over violence or hatred? 

also to be perfectly clear i don’t think its fair at ALL for people to say our sexuality is a test from God. God tests us, but He doesn’t seem to test other people with something that’s a part of who they are, so why do we get this??

plus, the biggest thing in Islam no matter what sect is that Allah is merciful, you know? He’s loving and even if you don’t follow Islam to a T it’s the intention that matters!! so i imagine a bi muslim who tries to be a good person and practices their faith in that way would be WAY more likely to go to heaven than a cishet muslim who acts virtuous but really is a bad person (and I know PLENTY of ahmadis who are that way lmao). 

my dad put it best this way, i think: Allah’s love and mercy is kind of like how a parent loves their kid. Obviously if the kid isn’t exactly what He told them to be (religious, even non-Muslim, etc) he might not be pleased but he’s not going to disown you, either, because you’re essentially good even if other people tell you you’re not faithful or whatever bc u don’t follow all of scripture/cultural tradition. people use religion to justify their bias and harmful traditions, as we know way too well. if you try to b a virtuous person who does good deeds and tries not to hurt others, you’re not gonna go to hell no matter your religion (at least thats what my dad says, and it makes me feel good at least haha). and besides, Allah is the final say, not people on earth- so on this count i’m going to ignore what people say and just trust that God wouldn’t put us on earth and not give us a chance to go to heaven.

also i know people quote lut for when they want to say “lulz the homos got killed by allah for sodomy” but tbh that’s not 100% true?? like the men were cheating on their wives with the other men (aka adultery) and were like horrible people besides (rapists, robbers, etc) so it’s confounding variables??? they did lots of bad stuff sodomy might only be cited bc of the adultery aspect (and is sodomy even mentioned??). plus if sodomy makes u go to hell what about wlw couples? and straight couples who are into butt stuff??? 

i know this answer is very very disjointed and not that clear aaahh but tl;dr being bi and ahmadi isn’t bad, in my opinion!! i really don’t think sexuality is a sin, like, it makes no sense! like i said, your intentions matter more!!! you are ahmadi, you are bi, and we exist with both of those identities. i don’t think anyone can come up to us, see our struggle and internalized homophobia and genuine guilt over something we feel, and tell us we’re gonna burn in hell if we choose to accept ourselves??? 

and the question of if we fall in love with the same gender- that might be a test from God- not the falling in love part!! but dealing with any hatred and anger from our families with grace and humility, understanding and consistent love. i think about that a lot, and that seems like the difficult part, aside from accepting who you are. if i fall in love with another girl and want to marry her while also maintaining a connection towards my family (and family is p important in islam) that would be the test from god, not the fact of loving a girl itself. you’re not breaking the family apart, their anger and poor reaction would be pushing you away from them. 

i know @lesbianganondorf has a good lgbt+ muslim post and there’s another one floating around on tumblr but i don’t remember who posted it!! check back today and i’ll post the links for you ((i’ll tag it ahnon or smthn equally punny)). ily i promise allah does too and -

((sorry for the humor i can’t be serious for more than 5 seconds))

you don’t have to reply off anon if it scares you (i get scared to wear my best bi shirt in public even tho i live in nyc where literally nobody will comment probably), but please answer me and tell me if this helped!! and if u have any more questions plz ask, im gonna be checking my inbox daily now haha

[mothsmen]

answer all questions that are multiples of 3. (ps ily)

Will do buckaroo

3. How out are you? Pretty out. to everyone thats not my extended family.

6. Has coming out lost you any friends? Nope!

9. How many male friends do you have? idk like maybe 2

12. How much do you like cats? Love them! allergic, but i love them

15. Do you have any tattoos? If so, how many and where? None, unfortunately 

18. How do you feel when plutonic female friends refer to each other as girlfriends? not a fan

21. Is your nose pierced? nope

24. Would you ever want to give birth? Fuck No I don’t even want this uterus

27. How do you feel when someone uses the word gay to mean stupid, dumb, or boring? Like that person is stupid, dumb and boring

30. Have you ever celebrated National Coming Out Day (October 11)? Yep!

33. Have you ever worn any men’s clothing? Often

36. Who is your favorite LGBT celebrity? Shit idk like. I like Ellen Page?

39. What is your ideal first date? Just hanging out, like coffee or a walk or an arcade or smthin

42. In general, has being out affected your relationships with other females? nah. I can date them now tho

45. Are you more feminine or more masculine? I’d say more masc but I’m in between

48. Do you think it is possible for someone to truly be a 50/50 bisexual, or is the percentage always skewed in favor of one gender? Yeah ppl can totally be 50/50

51. Do you like wearing combat boots or Doc Martins? yes. I like to look like I’m ready to climb a mountain as much as possible

54. How many girlfriends have you had? lmao none ppl dont “date” me

57. If you are not a full blown lesbian, about what percentage of the time do you find yourself attracted to other females? Im gay

60. How flirty are you? idk. depends. I can be p flirty

63. Have you ever been told that you are too pretty to be gay? lol no

66. Are you or have you ever been a tomboy? Since I came out of the womb

69. Boobs or butts? Butts??? Both??

72. From 1-10, how attractive are muscular women? 10

75. From 1-10, how attractive are curvy/plus-size women? 7 (just bc I’m plus sized and I have body issues idk)

78. From 1-10, how attractive are highly intelligent women? 237152379732

81. Has a girl ever dumped you for a guy? No lol

84. Have you ever pretended to be completely straight? yep

87. Have you ever had a crush on a woman who’s much older than you? Not really

90. Do you believe in love at first sight? I’m not gonna rule it out

93. Is there such a thing as “good” lesbian porn? Probably not but I would like to be proved wrong

96. Have you ever been part of a softball team? Yeah

99. What advice would you give a girl who is struggling to figure out her sexuality? It’s ok to know know what you are or how to identify, I’ve been Bi, queer, and gay and? all of those where valid at the time. It’s ok to change your mind, you don’t have to have it all figured out. Take your time.

Thanks Kira