#BUT. then khan meets his family. his brother and uncle and adopted kids.
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the forgotten god and the one who brought him back
ugly sketchy. i meant to include emmet and akari and rei but. its 1 am and i chose to stop here lol
#khan a.#god au#will i upload more of this to tumblr? uncertain#tldr khan was the god of family + protection + vengeance#the god of doing anything and going to any length for those you loved#he had followers but most preferred the more appealing kinds of love. the beautiful devotion. the innocent protection.#they didn't want the ferocity and blood khan would bring#and so those who followed him gradually changed to those who only worshipped his darker nature and caused it to grow#until khan becomes known as the god of bloody retribution and it hurts him bc he's NOT supposed to be like this.#its what he's been made into and he knows its wrong but without a follower to change it he is stuck. those who follow him dont care for#his original purpose. and so he suffers and grows angrier and darker and more hateful for so long#until someone discovers an ancient text and worships him as he should have been. as he had been when he was young and new.#that person being (drumroll) ingo!#ingo and his family are being threatened by a person/god and he is willing to do anything to keep them safe. so he goes digging#investigating and searching and talking to those who worship until he hears tell of a god of familial protection#(they're just rumors. there's no solid evidence or proof that such a god ever existed. until.)#what he gets is... not what he was expecting.#khan is covered in scars and hateful towards this new worshiper. he doesn't trust ingo. he's too used to bloodshed.#and ingo is regretting this decision. he knows of khan. he knows of the god's reputation. but.#BUT.#the text he found specifically said the offerings and prayer were for the god of family and protection (and vengeance)#and that. that is what he needs.#so it's with reluctance that he begins treating khan as his god and with even greater reluctance that khan deigns to treat him as a followe#BUT. then khan meets his family. his brother and uncle and adopted kids.#he meets the god that has threatened them. a younger god than himself but full and fit and fat on worship.#and well. ingo had said he would do anything to protect his family.#khan hopes he's ready that 'anything' to be incredibly bloody and violent. he's used to the violence.#he's known as a remorseless killer anymore#and he is. but they have no idea just how FAR khan will go for the family of his followers. of HIS family.#he's going to make his most recent actions look like child's play.
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Empress of the Ming/ Ming Dynasty
I closely followed this drama since it began and all I can say is that it is one of the best shows I have ever watched. Most people have found the amount of politics and the lack of harem intrigue and romance rather boring yet I think it does perfect justice to the protagonist and the struggle of the era.
I have always wanted to see a strong female character beyond the harem intrigue in historical fiction and this drama is perfection. I must admit I was a little sad that I didn’t get to see too much of the lead characters together but hey... a drama can not be too perfect (except for Minglan, that is what you call PERFECTION). The drama basically follows the journey of Ruowei, a daughter of an Imperial physician whose family is purged as the Yongle Emperor comes to the throne. You get to see her as a rebel, an imperial consort, an Empress and then regent. Though she is smart and talented, she values relationships immensely which the people around her often forget to see. She is a character you can relate to most of the time and someone you will constantly root for.
Let’s get to the main cast of the show.
Sun Ruowei (Empress Xiaogongzhang)
Daughter of a royal doctor, she spent her early childhood being loved by her parents and loved her younger sister dearly. However, her mother and father are killed and she is separated from her parents. She is adopted by Sun Zhong, and becomes a part of a cult who are mostly orphans from the purging. She is talented however she is manipulated by the cult to take revenge by entering the palace. She has deep feelings for Xu Bin, another member of the cult, who distances himself from her knowing how dangerous the world is. During some of her escapades, she meets the Imperial Grandson Zhu Zhanji, who eventually falls in love with her. After her adoptive father passes away, she becomes Zhanji’s concubine to honor her father’s last wish and in an attempt to legitimize the runaway orphans. When she enters the palace, she is reunited with her long-lost younger sister who becomes Zhanji’s wife. During her time in the mansion of the Crown Prince, she becomes familiar with military and court affairs winning the admiration of influential members of the court. When her underage son ascends to the throne, she becomes co-regent and rules over the land. Ruowei, despite her keen intelligence, values relationships a lot. Her younger sister, the Empress, often gets herself into trouble which Ruowei covers up for and attempts to protect her. Even the Crown Prince, Zhanji’s father, receives her care even though she is aware that his family killed hers. People see her as a rather cold and strict woman yet her love for her son, sister, and husband is immense and you get to see the inner struggle in her. I love Ruowei yet sometimes I wish she is less kind and forgiving towards people who don’t deserve it. Rating: 9/10
Zhu Zhanji (Xuande Emperor)
Imperial Grandson; the eldest child of the Crown Prince (Hongxi Emperor) and Crown Princess. He is a mix of his father and grandfather; he had his grandfather’s ambition, intelligence, and pride but also has his father’s, good heart. His encounters with Ruowei cause him to fall in love with her despite his knowledge of her love for Xu Bin. However, he is forced to marry Hu Shanxiang, a woman recommended by his uncle, and takes in Ruowei as a concubine. Nevertheless, it is clear that Shanxiang is nothing but a burden for him and the only woman in his heart is Ruowei. When he joins his grandfather on an expedition against the Oirat, he finds out his father’s health is going downhill and that his grandfather plans on replacing his father. To save his family, he conceals his grandfather’s plans and helps his father ascend to the throne. However, as the Hongxi Emperor dies and his uncles rebel, Zhanji is forced to the battlefield as soon as he ascends to the throne. After the birth of his children, he finds out Shanxiang helped his uncles escape the city and was his spy, his mental health goes downhill and dies. A passionate man yet he is a faithful lover for the most part. Rating: 7/10
Hu Shanxiang (Empress Gongrangzhang)
The younger daughter of a royal doctor, she lost her parents at a very young age and is saved by the Crown prince and the Imperial grandson. She is raised by a palace official Hu Shangxi who adopts her as her niece. Under her tutelage, Shanxiang becomes aware of all of the inner machinations of the palace and she herself wishes to gain power. Since her childhood, she has wished to pay back the favor of saving her life and therefore makes an attempt to become Zhanji’s wife. To do so, she allies herself with Prince Han, the uncle of Zhanji, and marries Zhanji as his legitimate wife. Though initially she is overjoyed to reunite with her sister Ruowei, she soon realizes that she is the standing block between her and Zhanji which brings upon a certain distance. She is highly skeptical of everyone around her which causes her to distrust the only person who helps her out in the palace. Her identity is revealed and Zhanji demotes her to a nun. She eventually earns the position of Dowager Imperial Consort when her son ascends to the throne (historically inaccurate). Yet, she isn’t satisfied as she sees Ruowei as a constant reminder of Zhanji’s treatment towards her and wishes to become Empress Dowager and that her son remains on the throne. Her greed pushes her daughter-in-law and grandson to die, resulting in the relationship with her son to deteriorate. Rating: 2/10
Zhu Qizhen (Emperor Yingzong)
Son of Ruowei and Zhanji. A kid born with developmental issues is carefully nurtured by his mom to return to normal. However, his surroundings do not help with his upbringing and his grandmother’s pampering causes him to become a rather insolent and spoiled child. He always thinks that his mother is out for his power and sees her as his biggest obstacle. In an attempt to prove himself a capable leader, he goes out to war and is taken as a hostage by the Oirat Mongols. It is here that he begins to understand the hardships of life and the hard work his mom has put in. He also falls in love with the sister of the Khan and has a kid with her while being held in hostage. When he is finally allowed to return as a retired Emperor, his half-brother makes his life miserable and even kills his wife. This brings upon a paradigm change in him which leads to him eventually taking back the throne and finally ruling on his own. However, his relationship with his mom is irreparable and he is unable to come to terms with it. Rating: 4/10
Zhu Qiyu (Jingtai Emperor)
Son of Shanxiang and Zhanji. He is raised to be skeptical of everyone and to be patient enough to grab power by his mother. When he is initially raised to the throne, he listens to Ruwei’s counsel and does remarkably well. However his mother’s machinations and greed lead to him developing a desire to sit on the throne forever. When his wife and son die, he loses his mind and blames it on Ruowei and Qizhen and tries to make their lives miserable. Qizhen eventually takes over the throne and Qiyu is killed by him. Rating: 1/10
Xu Bin
Another orphan who grew up with Ruowei, wishing to bring justice to all of the orphans hiding for their life. He too is in love with Ruowei however he persuades her to marry Zhanji for the greater good, knowing that she has the power to bring upon a change in their lives. Zhanji knows about their love and he is extremely jealous of him (their conversations are so funny!) however he gives Xu Bin a chance to go on a sea voyage thus separating both of them. Later on, when Ruowei becomes Empress Dowager, Xu Bin returns and helps her reunite with her son. At the very end when she wishes to escape it all, he renews his offer to take her all around the world just like he did when they were younger. Sigh, I would have liked him a lot more if I could bring myself to dislike Zhanji. Rating: 7/10
Overall Rating:
There is keen detail paid to every historical fact in the drama with the exception of some harem details. You get to learn a lot about the Yongle period and especially see what Ming Dynasty looked like. You also get to see an epic romance where you are quite literally dying to see them together however you don’t get to see it too often, sigh! And most importantly you get to see a competent woman being praised for being competent while getting flake for obstructing the power of the men. It’s not only Ruowei but also her mother-in-law Empress Dowager Zhang who was historically the main regent during the time Qizhen was still a kid, which the drama does justice to. I admit there isn’t enough of the harem drama or romance and most of the drama is political issues and Ruowei’s rule. I will promise you though that you will see more romance here than you will in Nirvana in Fire which is worth considering. There aren’t enough reviews about this show online, however, it is a gem and it is definitely worth your time if you don’t mind learning a little bit of history.
Rating: 8/10
#empress of the ming#dynasty: ming dynasty#sun ruowei#zhu zhanji#cdrama#historical#reviews#recommendations
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You know the concept of “narrowcasting”? Where you target your content to a tiny tiny audience? Welcome to a very narrow cast version of Sunday posts! Just for those of you who are both Indian film megafans, and Golden Girls fans! (also, unrelated, don’t forget to vote for the next tweetalong/watchalong movie on Friday’s post!)
For those of you who are still reading this, I will start by giving the main theoretical underpinnings for my concept of a Golden Girls feature film, and then 3 separate casting options because I just couldn’t decide!
Firstly, as I see The Golden Girls, each of the main four characters have different times in their life when they truly felt their best, when everything was perfect. I think this is one of the best parts of how the show presents end of life, because most people do have those times at some point. And when you are in your 50s/60s, those times are usually behind you. And all you can do is refer back to them in stories and try to remind the people around you of what you once were.
For Rose, it was her childhood, they even give a little backstory to explain it with her early years in the orphanage, that just served to make the later years of her childhood after her family adopted her that much sweeter. And she has never quite lost that adorable childish side of her.
For Blanche, it was her young adulthood. It’s established that her childhood was not that happy, she never felt as loved as her siblings or like she belonged anywhere. But once she hit puberty and started attracting and being attracted to boys, everything fell into place. And she had all the love and support she always wanted. Which is why she has never quite lost that wild teenage girl feel to her.
For Sophia, I think it is now. Notice most of her stories of the past are made up. She has no interest in her “real” past, she would rather live in the moment when she can be as rude and wild and irresponsible as she wants.
But for Dorothy, that time still hasn’t come. She was an awkward child, she lost her young womanhood in marriage and kids, and now she is in late middle age, still unloved and lonely and trying to find her place.
And therefore, my Hindi movie version will have Dorothy as the main character, as she tries to find her happy ending! With Rose and Blanche and Sophia in supporting roles with their own little b-stories. And all of this based firmly on real episodes of the show.
Blanche’s b-story first, because it is the simplest. Blanche isn’t really about deep emotions and inner conflict, she’s there to give amazing one-liners and physical comedy. And, in the Hindi version, obviously a sexy item song. I want to do just a quick variation on the season 1 episode 9 story “Blanche and The Younger Man”. As in the original, she will be asked out by a much younger man (let’s make him her dance instructor so we can have a steamy dance number). She wears herself out getting ready for the date, and when it finally happens, she learns in the middle of dinner that he just wanted to spend time with her because she reminds him of his mother.
But, in my Hindi version, after her date leaves, the maitre’d/restaurant owner comes over and asks her out, because he is so struck by her beauty. And while he isn’t quite as young as the original date, he is still a good 5-10 years younger than her.
Rose’s b-story, I want to use a few of her interactions with Miles. Their first meeting of course, at a community dance in episode 6, season 5 “Dancing in the Dark”. They love to dance together, but she thinks he is too intelligent and sophisticated to be interested in her. She embarrasses herself at a faculty party with his university colleagues and feels like he has more in common with Dorothy when they spend time as a group. But, in the end, he convinces her that her beauty and sweetness and special Rose-ness is all he wants.
That can be the beginning of her story, but I want to add on a couple of bits in the middle, just so we see Rose again. Maybe something with the episode where she gets sick of how cheap he is and goes out on a double date with Blanche just so she can go to a nice restaurant, and then Miles catches her and they end up talking it out? I like all the cheapness jokes in that one. Or else the one where Rose feels like Miles has become boring and they go skydiving at the end.
And as usual, Sofia doesn’t get an actual story, she just hangs around and makes wise-cracks about everyone else’s stories. And then gives words of wisdom at the very very end.
Now, Dorothy’s story is the complicated one! I am going to combine 4 separate episodes and 3 separate storylines to give her the ending she deserves.
First, there is season 1 episode 14 “That Was No Lady”. Dorothy is passionately in love for the first time in her life. She’s never felt like this before. She and a fellow teacher are sneaking out for long lunches and meeting in hotel rooms in the middle of the day. But then she finds out he is married and won’t leave his wife for the sake of the kids. At first she continues the affair because she loves him too much. But in the end, she realizes she doesn’t like what she has become.
Now, as I picture it, Dorothy in my Indian film version goes through this romance pretty quickly and early. And Rose’s first meeting with Miles is scattered into the middle of it. And then Dorothy’s first story is over and she returns to form as a somewhat acerbic and entertainingly unhappy person. At which point, she gets a call out of the blue from her ex-husband, the man who ruined her life, Stanley.
And now we go into the two part “There Goes the Bride” from season 6. Stanley has returned, and he is different. Considerate and mature and caring. But still the man she was married to for 38 years as well, familiar and safe. She agrees to marry him. Only on the day of the wedding, he asks her to sign a prenup, showing that he still doesn’t appreciate her and everything she does for him. INTERVAL
Post interval, we have Blanche’s little filler story with the younger man while people get popcorn and find their seats again. And then we go straight into a Dorothy story by a back way. It seems like a continuation of Blanche, she is all excited about her new lover and doesn’t want to entertain her uncle who is coming into town, her father’s youngest brother. So she tricks him into going out with Dorothy and they have a terrible time together. Until they decide to play a trick on Blanche and pretend to be in love just to mess with her! And then in the end, they really do fall in love of course. But when they tell the news to Blanche, she refuses to accept the relationship, Dorothy is just too different to fit into her family, and to marry her uncle and become her step-aunt. Her uncle is willing to live with her objections, but Dorothy can’t go against her friend, even if it means breaking her own heart.
Which brings us to “Cheaters�� (season 5 episode 22) in which the married lover returns! This seems like her happy ending, the first man she ever really fell in love with is now free and wants to marry her. It’s all perfect! Except that wise Sofia keeps giving him a hard time, and Rose and Blanche aren’t really sure either. And then my little twist on the plot, in the end Blanche tells her that she is too good for him, she deserves a man who isn’t just marrying the first woman who comes along because he doesn’t want to be single after a divorce. And while talking, Blanche realizes that Dorothy is wonderful like that and she was blind not to see it! And rushes out to call her uncle and have him fly down and propose again.
And finally, Dorothy gets her happily ever after! Married to a wealthy important man who adores her, about to start a new wonderful life, leaving her friends behind her. And, of course, Rose and Miles and Blanche and her new beau are at the wedding too, and Sofia even gets a vision of her dead Sal in the big wedding dance number (think “Bole Chudiyan”).
(In my version, Dorothy’s wedding dress is considerably less hideous)
Beyond the general plot tweaks, it would clearly be set in Goa instead of Miami. Rose would be from rural Tamil Nadu instead of rural Wisconsin. Sofia would be a Punjabi partition refugee instead of an Italian immigrant, and Dorothy would have grown up in Delhi instead of New York. And Blanche would be..what? A local Christian Goan, I guess!
So, obviously, this is the perfect movie. But who to cast?!?!?!?!? I have been over and over this, and I am still not happy with all my choices. And I had to come up with multiple casting configurations to make it all work (oh, and remember Estelle Getty was the same age as the others just wearing make-up! So all 4 actresses should be the same generation):
Really really old classic 60s-70s actresses cast:
Blanche: Saira Banu
(I feel strongly that Blanche has to be played by an actress that was truly stunningly beautiful in her youth, just like Rue McClanahan was)
Rose: Waheeda Rahman
(Southern, sweet face)
Dorothy: Sharmila Tagore
(Confident, powerful personality)
Sofia: Helen
(So cute!)
Blanche’s younger man: Shahrukh
Blanche’s slightly younger man: Jackie Shroff
Miles: Dharmendra
Dorothy’s Married Boyfriend: Prem Chopra
(Obviously, he’s always the bad guy)
Dorothy’s ex: Amitabh
Dorothy’s final husband: Dilip Kumar
(Look how good they looked together! Also, I’m pretending he doesn’t have severe dementia and can still act for this casting)
Sofia’s Sal in a vision: Salim Khan, obviously
Kind of old 80s era cast:
Blanche: Shabana Azmi
(Remember, has to be stunningly beautiful in her youth!)
Rose: Sridevi
(Obviously she also fulfills the “stunningly beautiful” Blanche requirement, but Rose is a much harder role. You need to be able to play silly-but-lovable, which Sridevi is particularly good at)
Dorothy: Ratna Pathak (so excited for her to get a leading romantic role!)
Sofia: Kirron Kher
Blanche’s younger man: Hrithik
Blanche’s slightly younger man: Shahrukh
Miles: Amitabh! He is the perfect impressive professor type!
Dorothy’s married boyfriend: Naseeruddin Shah. I know, you think he would be the husband, but I think he can pull off charming but weak better than anyone else.
Dorothy’s ex-husband: Boman Irani. Perfect as a the lovable yutz!
(I don’t know what’s happening in this photo but I love it)
Dorothy’s final husband: Jackie Shroff. The perfect man, always.
Sofia’s Sal in a vision: Anupum Kher, of course.
Really too young for these roles 90s edition:
Blanche: Madhuri
(Just in case we needed proof that she was stunningly beautiful as a young woman)
Rose: Juhi Chawla
Dorothy: Dimple Kapadia
(I know she seems older than the others, but she isn’t really. Was just launched a lot younger)
Sofia: Rani Mukherjee (picture like in Dil Bole Hadippa. Heavy make-up just frees something insane inside of her!)
Blanche’s younger man: Tiger Shroff? But really, who is too young for Madhuri?
(Most importantly, he can dance really well! I want my Madhuri item numbers!)
Blanche’s slightly younger man: Ranbir Kapoor
(I fully believe that he would fund and produce this movie himself, if we gave him a chance to play opposite Madhuri)
Miles: Shahrukh! I want to see him playing a glasses wearing professor
(Plus, he and Juhi always have a great time together)
Dorothy’s married boyfriend: Rishi Kapoor, clearly
Dorothy’s ex-husband: Boman Irani (still the perfect yutz)
(Maybe we give him a bad wig to help with the characterization?)
Dorothy’s final husband: Sunny Deol! Or Jackie Shroff? I can’t decide.
(Who seems better with her?)
So, which cast is best? Or would you mix and match between them? And are there better options I missed for certain roles?
Silly Sunday Speculative Post: Golden Girls Edition! You know the concept of "narrowcasting"? Where you target your content to a tiny tiny audience? Welcome to a very narrow cast version of Sunday posts!
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