#BUT OHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDD

[kideternity]

Finished the digimon xros wars manga. Greatest piece of media ever created of all time maybe?

[bigbuffjoonie]

SCREAMS

Okay now that I’m more normal, this fic was so thrilling! Going through the mountain pass I was holding my breath too! The feeling of dread just building up until The Splashes just -chef kiss-!! Loved everything about this and I cannot wait to see pt 2! 💕

The Obsidian Pearl (I)

— pairing: mermaid seokjin x (f) reader — word count: 7.2k — warnings: yandere, descriptions of death/blood/violence — summary: Sailing through The Dead Man’s Passage is a death sentence and the whole crew knows it. But with the ship’s stocks dwindling fast, your captain is left with no other choice. When a haunting melody makes the crew jump ship one by one, you find yourself alone with the demon lurking in the murky red water. As the creature beckons you to jump into the icy ocean – “come to me, pet��� – you find that you can’t do anything but obey.

“Captain, this is a bad idea.”

A hush falls over the deck, a few whispers being passed back and forth between the crew as they watch you challenge the captain’s decision. There’s an audible gulp somewhere behind you as the captain pins you with a hard gaze, his jaw clenched tight with annoyance.

He taps the map that’s spread out in front of him, voice leaving no room for argument as he says, “This is the fastest route.”

“That may be, Captain, but it’s not worth the risk. Haven’t you heard the stories? The numerous crews that have gone missing after sailing in this area? There’s a reason it’s called The Dead Man’s passage!”

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[moki-dokie]

Ohhhhhhhhh my godddddddd daredevil born again LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD THE WHOLE CAST IS BAAAACK THIS IS HOW MARVEL SUCKS ME BACK IN AAAAAAAAAAA

[ap0wersstories]

Arianna Pays for Cost of Living Part 2

*Important Note*

The following story is 100% fiction with zero real world relevance, non-consensual sex/sexual assault or underage sex of any kind is wrong and should never be accepted. If you are considering or have committed such an offence I suggest you get serious psychiatric help.

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After taking her anal raping while getting face fucked, Arianna was shaking and twitching from the abuse. She was praying that they would give her a rest or even let her go but her hopes were dashed immediately as men descended on her as soon as the other two had stepped away. One man lay next to her and dragged her on top of him, he positioned her onto his rock hard cock and immediately thrusted hard into her sloppy pussy which was now dripping with her pussy juices as her body did it’s best to make the rape as easy on her as possible. As he slammed his cock into her another man positioned himself behind her with his cock poking into her ass, she was still super tight from her first anal rape but he was able to get it in easier. The cameraman had still been filming all of this and had an idea to help her, “wait! Make it easier on her! Here’s some lubricant oil I use on my equipment!”

Arianna gasped and turned to him, “Jeff! What are you doing?! Stop them!!!”

”Sorry Arianna, there’s too many of them. But hopefully that’ll make it easier on your ass!”

The man ass fucking her had pulled out and squirted the lube on his cock and squirted it on her ass hole, he worked it in a little with his finger and then pushed his now slick cock into her ass. It certainly did slide in a lot easier, while it meant it didn’t feel like her ass was tearing as much the cock was getting significantly deeper and he was actually fucking her ass with his cock sliding in and out.

“Ahhhhhhh fuck stop!!!! Please it’s too much!!!”

But they weren’t stopping, in fact they only increased their strokes with her cries and the man fucking her pussy was slamming the head of his cock against her cervix and it was turning Arianna on in a way she’d never experienced. She couldn’t help it, her body was betraying her, she let out a moan of pleasure as the men double penetrated her hard. “Mmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhh godddddddd!!!”

The man fucking her ass loved hearing it, “Haha listen to that!!! She’s enjoying getting raped by homeless men!!! C’mon let’s give it to her harder!!!”

The two men got into unison and were pounding her holes as a powerful duo, with each thrust Arianna got more and more turned on. “Oh fuck!! Oh fuck!! Please it’s too much for me, I don’t want this!! Oh godddddd!!!!” As she screamed out her body shuddered as she experienced the biggest orgasm in her entire life, she was utterly overwhelmed by the sensations of being double penetrated in such a brutal way.

The men continued their assault on her holes as she continued to cum, the man in her ass was the closest of the two and was slamming his cock hard into her. Finally his balls erupted shooting his load into Arianna’s bowels, “fuuuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaah you fucking whooooooooore!!!!!” As his cock twitched shooting streams of cum into her, Arianna’s ass squeezed down on his cock as she experienced the agony and ecstasy of a man cumming in her ass while she orgasmed. The man fucking her pussy wasn’t to be outdone, the other pair cumming sent him into a frenzy and he slammed his cock into Arianna’s sloppy wet pussy and unloaded all his pent up sexual frustration on the young hot reporters body. His body jerked as he sent his cum flowing into Arianna, coating her fertile insides with his homeless seed. “Haha fuck yeah you slut!!!! Take our cum! We fucking own your slutty holes now!!!”

For Arianna her mind was a haze, on the one hand she felt utterly humiliated and in excruciating pain from the rapes she’d experienced, and yet she felt like a whore after cumming hard to those men’s foul abuse of her. Her body rocked and shook as she started coming down from her orgasm, the two men vacated her holes with cum dribbling out both her holes. She had to imagine she was pregnant now, and if she wasn’t it was only a matter of time. She panted and collapsed on her front praying that this nightmare might end. Instead more men descended on her and got her up for the next round. The men had enjoyed hearing her cries and moans as she got DP’d but these next three men all want a go now, and others were growing impatient. One man lay next to her like the other man and picked her up facing away from him, and dropped her ass onto his cock which he pre-lubricated. Her ass hole was now very open and with the combination of the cum and lube she slid almost all the way down first go. She lay back onto him allowing him to fuck her ass while another man stepped up and forced his cock into her sloppy wet pussy, she was still super sensitive from her previous orgasm and couldn’t help but moan at yet another cock entering her. Other men undid her hand bindings and once free one of the homeless men shoved his filthy cock in her mouth while two others used her hands to jerk them. Arianna was servicing 5 men at once!

They each used her like their fucktoy, moving her around to different positions each getting chances at different holes never giving her a moments rest. 2 of the men came in her pussy, 1 in her ass, while the other two busted their loads on her exhausted face. Being triple fucked and brutalised by multiple men became the norm for her for the next 6 hours, man after man stepped up and used whatever hole they could. They were absolutely brutal with her never allowing her a moments rest, she took more loads than she could count and her pussy and ass were brutalised, battered, and cum drenched. Lots of the men were drug users and had STD’s most people hadn’t even heard of, she was utterly ruined. After a while the men even started challenging each other to get as man cocks as they could in her, best they could muster was two in the ass and two in her pussy with her mouth being used and her jerking two guys. She was a broken mess. Finally they had all reached a point they couldn’t even get hard and frankly she was out of it, she’d lost her mind in the frenzy from multiple orgasms and trying to switch off from the abuse. She was only barely conscious, her body was covered in sweat and stains of cum, while all over her she had bruises and marks from the men slapping her amazing frame.

They stood back and observed her, while one said, “fuck we really ruined this slut didn’t we!”

One of the others responded, “fuck yes we did, and this guy even got it all on camera!” He pointed at Jeff who had started packing his camera up, Jeff turned to them and smiled. “I’m going to be showing this to all the men back at the station and getting this out on the darkweb. She’s gonna be famous!”

They bound her naked in rope and electrical wire with her arms behind her back, connected to her ankles, while a further rope was wrapped around her neck and also connected to her wrists. This meant every time she relaxed her legs it tug on the rope around her neck making it hard to breathe. She was sticky all over with the cum of her homeless rapists drying out. To finish it off they shoved her in a train cart that they knew would be leaving shortly, and not stopping for at least 5 hours. They closed the door and Arianna heard the men cackling with cruel laughter as the train jerked to start its journey.

She was found 8 hours later hundreds of miles away by a train yard worker. She was barely conscious but alive and he was able to free her of her bindings. She recovered in hospital and never returned to reporting, 9 months after her gang rape she gave birth to her rape baby knowing it’s father was one of maybe 100 men.

[harryfeatgaga]

Asking fwbrry to be your +1 to an event - he didn’t even hesitate and flies in just to be there. He knows having him there makes you more comfortable. He’s by your side the whole night and whenever he leans in to say something his hand hovers your waist, you slightly shift and he accidentally taps your waist and he instantly snaps his hand away and puts it by his side. He notices you giggling and he says “whaaat?” You whisper to him “you can touch me, you know - it’s okay” he wraps his arm around you and pulls you in, the rest of the night he’s got his arm around your waist, or your shoulder or even holding your hand. He whispers cute boarder line filthy things in your ear like “wanna kiss you” while drawing circles with his thumb on your back, “you look nice in this dress” looking you up and down before giving you the most searing eye contact, “can we go? getting impatient, love” pulling your hands to put them flat on his chest. “Can we go to mine? Wanna sleep in my own bed… with you…”

OHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDD WHAT THE FUCKVJBHJRFKNJVNJFKL?!?!?!?!?!

[hausofmamadas]

GODDDDDDDD OKAY PPL NEED TO STOP WRITING OCs THAT I END UP BECOMING OBSESSED SITH BC IM OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH AURORA

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✸ Aurora stomps past him into the kitchen and begins to pull at the drawers, furiously in search of something. Maybe a knife or a meat hammer to kill him with after how he ‘embarrassed her’ at the police station

PFFFFTTTTT DJJD A MEAT HAMMER TO KILL HIM WITH, I AM FUCKING CRYYYYINGJDJD right out the gate, and you have me cackling bc like something about the fact that it’s a meat hammer is so specific, it could only be something thought by a SO

✸ He can’t blame them: she’s even more gorgeous now. Even now when she looks like she might murder him ...

ofc she is bc Javi knows, as I’ve known for over a decade now nothing in this goddamn world is hotter than a woman who will step on you for free

✸ “I’m what, Javi?” she snaps. “Infirm, feeble? Incapable of protecting myself? If you’re so goddamn scared that I’ll do something stupid, why did you decide to have a kid with me?”

OH HELL YES, GO OFF, GOOOORL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:!!:FUCKINGGGTTT YES, PUT THIS PATRONIZING-BUT-HIS-HEART’S IN-THE-RIGHT-PLACE MF IN HIS DAMN PLACE

✸ “First of all I’m not worried. Second of all, you’ve not been either of those things a day in your life.” That’s not true. He knows it even before he says it, that there was a long time in her childhood were she wasn’t able to protect herself.

Nothing like a bit of riveting and tragic backstory to really just hit me between the eyes like a fucking dodgeball that I did not, in fact, dodge bc I did not, in fact, see that shit coming

✸ “He was only 12?” He knew there’d been a kid peddling drugs involved but assumed it was one of the high schoolers. In his mind, he sees the boy that pointed a gun at him when he cornered one of Escobar’s men.

OHHHHHHHHH NOFICKFIGGIIFJRNEJEBWISISJW NO YOU FUCKING DID NOT JUST PUT THIS DETAIL IN THERE YOU MF LITERARY GENIUS, YOU IM— LIKE RHIS HAS BROKEN ME FOR SOME REASON!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it’s the attention to detail, the way you can tell writing jAvi is just in your bones, like ighhhhhhhhdheh

✸ “You’re my wife, that’s our baby, I’ve seen enough people die to last me a hundred lifetimes,” Javier lists the reasons, ticking them off one finger at a time. “A little bit of concern about your well-being is kind of part of the deal.”

Fuck, y’know my first instinct is to immediately say any display of concern is patronizing but when you put it this way........... that moment when I’m sitting here being like, oh am I the asshole? *shrugs* probly. Oh well KEKW

✸ “Funny, seeing as I’m not allowed to be concerned about my husband when he’s snooping around town, asking about those deliveries coming in on the water.”

“That happened once,” he dismisses.

“Twice,” she counters, “that I know of.”

OH👏🏽HELL👏🏽FUCKING👏🏽YES👏🏽 That i know of, bc Aurora is not only passionate and courageous, she’s also Paying Attention as in Not Deluding Herself bc she’s Not A Fucking Dummy unlike Javi, much of the time sksksksks shhhhhh javi, don’t cry bebe, you know i love you

✸ “Don’t you fucking lie to my face, Peña.” He knows he’s in trouble when she uses his last name.

SKSKKSSKKJSKD literally it’s like that same thing where when your parents call you by your first, middle, and last name, you know you’re completely fucked bc they mean BIZ👏🏽NESS👏🏽

✸ The sight of her full lips pushed forward drains what little self-control Javier had left.

Not me ksksks just sitting here cackling bc my first thought was, “what little control javi has”.... what would that be exactly, maybe more than a drop but less than a dollop aka not fucking much

✸ Javier pats the counter. “Get up there,” he gruffs. She hoists herself onto it, his hand at the small of her back keeping her from knocking over the salt and pepper shakers.

Idk why but the physical detail of the salt and pepper shakers is something that puts me so in the moment, I actually felt like the inside of my mind took a trip through a wormhole in the universe directly to this exact moment, as if it had actually happened in the show? Also the lowkey soft-dom way Javi instructs her to do that..... live surveillance footage of me reading that ➜ 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

✸ “Off,” he orders. He’s already been reduced to one-word utterances but when his love, his wife, pulls her top down and somehow manages to unclasp then throw aside her bra he forgets both the English and Spanish languages in their entirety.

STTTOOOOOPPPPPP SKSKSKS I AM HOWWWWLING SKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSDKJEKSKSKSJ HE FORGETS BOTH THE ENGLISH AND SPANISH LANGUAGES IN THEIR ENTIRETY nomination for Day 1’s mvp line of the day

✸ She leaves wet kisses along his neck and at the hollow of his throat, leaving sparks in the wake of her lips.

Oh now you’re just showing off you multilingual tropical fish bc the number of times I’ve tried to come up with like poetic or non-cliche ways to describe necking, this is my brain, fully just

So the fact that like you speak TWO WHOLE ASS LANGUAGES fluently or at least two that I’m aware of is making me shake my fist at the sky like an old man shakes his fist at those pesky youths playing on his lawn BC THE FUCKING SKILL RIGHT HERE GOD I COUKD ACTUALLY KILL YOU IF I DIDNT NEED YOU TO CONTINUE SUPPLYING ME WITH THE JAVI CONTENT I NEED

✸ “I still can’t believe you scolded me in front of the cops,” she mutters, face buried against his chest.

“Yeah?” Javier replies. “I can’t believe my pregnant wife inserted herself into an ongoing robbery.”

SKSKSKSKS what a fucking way to end the fic, finally telling us exactly what it was that Aurora did which is as badass as I was expecting after teasing us with context clues the entire fic sksksks also Javi, such a smartass, que sea un sabelotodo de lo peor, no puedo con eso😂

Infuriating

Narcos fic! It's been a long time. Written for day 1 of the Narcos fandom smut alphabet over on @narcosfandomdiscord

Fandom: Narcos

Rating: Explicit, 18+

Words: 1 473

Pairing: Javier x OFC Aurora

Prompt: angry sex

Warnings: smut, fighting, mention of narcotics and mules, implied chilldhood trauma, pregnancy

Tag list: it's been forever since I wrote for this fandom, so I don't know who to tag anymore

“What the fuck were you thinking?” Javier’s question is punctuated by the front door slamming shut. Aurora stomps past him into the kitchen and begins to pull at the drawers, furiously in search of something. Maybe a knife or a meat hammer to kill him with after how he ‘embarrassed her’ at the police station, though he can’t say he understands why a concerned spouse showing up to get their loved one home is embarrassing.

“I was thinking that someone was in trouble,” she says through gritted teeth. “A kid by the sound of it.”

“Aurora, you’re-” Javier cuts himself short, instead gesturing awkwardly to the swell at her stomach. She’s only just started showing and after the first time she set foot at the grocery store in a fitted t-shirt the Peña house has had to field more calls from nosy townspeople than the goddamn DEA ever did. He can’t blame them: she’s even more gorgeous now.

Even now when she looks like she might murder him, it’s a struggle to keep his mind from wandering into thoughts on the quickest way to undress her. Aurora straightens herself, spins on her heel to glare daggers at him.

“I’m what, Javi?” she snaps. “Infirm, feeble? Incapable of protecting myself? If you’re so goddamn scared that I’ll do something stupid, why did you decide to have a kid with me?” He puts a hand on his hip, raises the other in a ‘hold your horses’ gesture.

“First of all I’m not worried. Second of all, you’ve not been either of those things a day in your life.” That’s not true. He knows it even before he says it, that there was a long time in her childhood were she wasn’t able to protect herself. And he most definitely is worried about the two of them: his wife and the little girl that he’s seen in his dreams. Aurora’s face falls for a second. He almost goes to apologize for having, indirectly, brought up the past but stops himself as he knows she’ll only be more upset by it. It’s a mistake Javier has made before. Aurora picks herself back up, her brow returning to its pinched state and she huffs at him.

“I’m fine, baby’s fine, and oh,” she snarks, “the 12-year old that was about to get robbed by some asshole is also fine, thank you for asking.” Javier pauses.

“He was only 12?” He knew there’d been a kid peddling drugs involved but assumed it was one of the high schoolers. In his mind, he sees the boy that pointed a gun at him when he cornered one of Escobar’s men. Aurora huffs even louder.

“Yes, Javier. He was a little boy.” Shit. Javier rubs his eyes. They just keep getting younger and younger. First it was pregnant women swallowing balloons and now this. When he looks up at Aurora she’s got her jaw set in stone, arms crossed over her chest so tightly he’s tempted to say she’s hurting herself.

“You did good,” he admits, begrudgingly so, “but I’m still angry with you.” Her face contorts.

“Well, I’m fucking pissed at you!” She spreads her arms out wide, gesturing to the empty air as she closes the distance between them. “Where do you get off thinking you can scold me like I’m a toddler stealing cookies?” The anger, temporarily dampened by the realization that there’s a 12 year old moving drugs in Laredo, returns full force to Javier.

“You’re my wife, that’s our baby, I’ve seen enough people die to last me a hundred lifetimes,” Javier lists the reasons, ticking them off one finger at a time. “A little bit of concern about your well-being is kind of part of the deal.” Aurora steps forward. She’s so close he can see the gold in her eyes. How long has it been since they had a moment to themselves? The ranch has been overrun by out-of -town family for the better part of a week, and before that Aurora suffered brutal morning sickness. He wraps his fingers around her scarred left arm, even more tanned and warm from a long day in the sun, tugging her closer.

“Funny, seeing as I’m not allowed to be concerned about my husband when he’s snooping around town, asking about those deliveries coming in on the water.” Even as she makes the snippy comment, she steps into his arms though her eyes are hard as they meet his gaze.

“That happened once,” he dismisses.

“Twice,” she counters, “that I know of. Don’t you fucking lie to my face, Peña.” He knows he’s in trouble when she uses his last name. Back when they were with the DEA they always used each other’s last names, it was just how things worked. That shifted dramatically once she moved to the ranch.

“Don’t you fucking get in the middle of ongoing robberies,” he retorts. Her braid has started to come undone, dark curls falling around her ears and framing the sharp cheekbones. She pouts, saying nothing. The sight of her full lips pushed forward drains what little self-control Javier had left. One hand still around her arm, he brings the other up to cup the back of her head and presses his lips to hers in a harsh kiss. There’s no moment of hesitation, no pause where he thinks she might reject him and walk off in a huff. Aurora wrings her arm free from his grip and wraps them around him. He doesn’t even realize she’s pulled him along until there’s the low thud of her back hitting the counter, a grunt escaping in a pause between kisses. Javier pats the counter.

“Get up there,” he gruffs. She hoists herself onto it, his hand at the small of her back keeping her from knocking over the salt and pepper shakers. Thank God she wore a dress today. She’s still settling in when his hands begin to wander up under the skirt.

“You’re infuriating, querida,” he grumbles as he finds her heated core, covered by damp cotton. 

“Shut up.” She punctuates it with a bite at his neck. He cups her sex, feels blood rush to his crotch. He braces himself against the counter with one hand, the other at her hip. It’s a struggle getting her panties out of the way, with her shifting this way and that to tug them down and him so desperate to touch her that he can’t keep his hands to himself. She takes care of his clothes too, unzipping the jeans and shoving them down to his knees. She pauses to squeeze his bulge - big golden brown eyes staring at him. She’s still mad at him, though there’s love there too. Absolutely infuriating. His boxers join the jeans, erection curving up towards his stomach. Aurora takes him in hand and he groans from deep within his chest. Her legs hook around his waist, keeping him close, but even if he could pull back he wouldn’t want to. In fact, he wants more. Javier grabs at the shoulder strap of her dress, snagging the bra strap underneath it as well.

“Off,” he orders. He’s already been reduced to one-word utterances but when his love, his wife, pulls her top down and somehow manages to unclasp then throw aside her bra he forgets both the English and Spanish languages in their entirety. With her guiding him, Javier pushes into her in one swift motion. It’s sloppy, rushed, tinted with anger, desperation and the awareness that Chucho won’t be gone forever. Javier loves it all the same. Is grateful for her very existence as well as for how she clutches him in her cunt. She leaves wet kisses along his neck and at the hollow of his throat, leaving sparks in the wake of her lips. A familiar heavy feeling begins to build in his crotch and he’s not sure if he’ll be able to hold it at bay for long. Throwing aside the skirt that’s draped itself over her thighs, Javier reaches between them and grinds the heel of his palm against her clit. Aurora jumps.

“Shit,” she curses but he knows it’s a curse uttered in appreciation. His hand there is the extra pressure she needs and soon she’s shaking beneath him, building to her peak, and when she comes she flutters around him as her teeth sink into his shoulder. Another two stumbling thrusts and he follows with a growl and eyes squeezed tight as if his life depends on it. They stay there, wrapped around each other, as if they have all the time in the world.

“I still can’t believe you scolded me in front of the cops,” she mutters, face buried against his chest.

“Yeah?” Javier replies. “I can’t believe my pregnant wife inserted herself into an ongoing robbery.”

[waitingforminjae]

jang ki yong x vogue korea

[sweetcantae]

French Yoongi Stans are u ok

[melodylamb]

ohhhhhh my goddddd zaaaaaynnnnnn

[pochapal]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok wow yeah ok wow i submitted for this literature festival thing thinking cool i just get to put my work on display for people to browse at their leisure throughout the day but then i was selected for the readings and then from that i was selected for the evening readings which means my work was personally selected and approved by professionals to be read out to a crowd alongside actual professional historical talks and archive footage showing this is so huge i’m freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 31.08.19 lb

disclaimer: i quite dislike mahaepisodes. they're too long and stuffed with the drama of like 4 normal episodes, and thus are absolutely exhausting for me to watch at a go. i like my desi show episodes 22 minutes tops, thanks. so i'm kinda grumpy even before starting this.  

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sona it's nice of you to pay for the day for gita and all, but i still don't get how you just sent a person working on the show to some random house to go do decor there....

oh boy. mhatre murdered his sweet wife. god, i had hoped he'd never darken our doorway again.

so nethra just came in here with this terrible news for some "i told you so"-ing? kinda disturbing.

you know when someone's like "best part hai ki tumhara koi lena dena nahi hai........" that it's going to have hella lotsa lena dena with the person here.

lol nethra is a little too optimistic about the law and order in our country, no?

these police officers are not as imposing as they think they are.

i just realised that this is a fake book. coz first off, 10th standard has just one combined textbook for all the three sciences. secondly, majaaal hai jo ncert textbooks are this glossy and attractive and spur students to have even the sliiiiiiiiiightest urge to study from them. #cbseSurvivor #dontAsk #stillNotOverTheTrauma

dr. surgeon approves of efforts put in. dude, don't you know highlighting is the easiest way to waste time and make it look like you're studying when you’re not??? god he must have been one of those sach mein padhaai karne waala types.

DOST/DOCTOR/FAKE BOYFRIEND CAN IDENTIFY BAD MOOD. ASKSJADLAKS HONESTLY ROHIT.

lmaooooooooooo yeah right, mr. death is just a flat line to me. ek patient coma mein chali gayi and you can't handle it, baaaat karte ho.

OK YOU'RE TAKING YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND DUTIES A LITTLE TOO SRSLY, MATE. THIS IS SOME REAL BOYFRIEND SHIT.

yaaaaaaaaaas, she asked him about raima. and he has some nonsense gyaan that he doesn't really believe. sir, you are simply having a good couple of days coz you're suppressing your real issues with this drama. please go to a real therapist, work on your issues, and genuinely move the fuck on.

her jamaofying rob on him. tooooooooo cute. i love it.

sona musing about what state their relationship will be in when they finish this drama and if they'll still be as close has me so surprised. she has the most sorted head on her shoulders i have ever seen on a character in tellywood. i keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, but she keeps pleasantly surprising me!!!!!!!!

idhar the sippy matriarchs are hellbent on acquiring sonakshi as bahu. whether she or rohit want it or not.

omfg. this one's screaming. we had a good few weeks without it and i'd forgotten how unpleasant it was.

this twit just wants the gossip on what sona di did ~this time~. god.

akash toh idhar bhi aa dhamka to snoop on decor. uncle, aapko aaj kal kaam pe nahi jaana kya?

at least he seems to like sona, which.... small mercies.

ughhhhhhhhhhh pariiiiiiii i hate you. you're such a troublemaker. also i know you're just using this as an excuse to call rohan. ugh ugh ugh UGH.

poor tanya. i feel such rage on her behalf, i swear to god.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THESE THREE ARE THE WORST. NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT WHEN THEY COMBINE THEIR AWFULNESS.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo rohan's lameass line didn't work on pari. i love it.

oh my god, i hate pari so much.

ok kuch zyaaaaaaada hi buildup.

still can't take this paplu-taplu cop duo seriously.

also this guy’s shoddy pagdi is annoying me. there was literally no need to make him a sikh if you ppl couldn’t do it right.

hahahahahahaha.

oh god ishqbaaaz trauma coming back. *clutches chest*

arre waah, nishi ko "tacky serial actress" ka decor pasand aa gaya?

lol ajit ko idhar kahin pe khada kar do. he's already in the floral theme.

i agree with rohit. it's all too fucking much.

wow nishi defending it to rohit!

i hope this level-headedness of hers comes up again in other situations re: sona too.

i mean, i don't love the look (i like her in simpler stuff like what she did for teejri, than so done up) but i am fully here for rohit's reaction!

haaye what a confidence boost!

snort.

vimmi ke liye toh tyohaar sonakshi ka bday hoga. (guess rohit will join in too from this year....)

lmao rohit pushing pesky little brother away, and him springing right back.

i honestly love ajit the most. cutest little bean ever.

"vimmiji, aapne agar ek baar aur PARVATIJI kaha, toh main aapko PARVATIJI ke yaahan kaam karne bhej doonga."

oh god, sona singing the shirali tune of everyone getting coordinated outfits and theme and all.

"real life mein log kapde repeat kar sakte hain!" and yet, we rarely see YOU in the same outfit more than once?

"jaisa hai tumhara hai." uh no thnx, apna defective maal iske matthe daalne ki koshish mat karo!

god i love these two together.

yeh kya bakwaas music hai????

ma'am, he's a doctor. who cuts into ppl. he needs to look..... not insane. can't have him looking like he's dressed by shirali.

ohhhhhhhhh boy.

he likes this music? really?

good. lord.

OH GOD I AM DYING OF MICHMICHIIIIIIII. OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES IDIOTSSSSSSS.

lmaoooooo, why is he covering his chest?!?!?!?!!

also, don’t think i didn’t see you sneak a look at the goods, sona. i mean, good for you, at least you know what you gotta work with.

nice legs, rohit.

arre sona, khareedne se pehle packaging kholke dekhna kitno ke naseeb mein hota hai? in your own words, “appreciate karne ke bajay kitkit kar rahe ho”????

"AUR KOI TOH NAHI HAI KAMRE MEIN?????" lmaooooooo

oh god.

hein? this ain't no coordinated colours? everyone wearing kuch bhi. there's no match between decor, outfits, each other.... god it's like i'm tripping on acid.

lol aa gaya na line pe.

but also, i'd make this face at pehla waala nazaara. but i realize sab meri tarah awwal number ke tharki nahi hai.

same, mom, same.

..... what is the point of akash's character, really???

fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

oh god. naach gaana. oh lordddddd. like a michmichi punch to my gut.

nononononononono, fwding.

cute.

look at this one basking, all smiley. YOU BEST NOT LET THIS GIRL GO, ROHIT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

OH THANK GOD IMAGINATION THA. PHEWWWWWWW.

i ship this sismance.

panditji se kyun pooch rahe ho? as if his opinion is the one you want rn.

6/10. snort. pehle toh 10/10 tha (esp. without the clothes) but this akad got you -4.

oh boy, who this loud punjabi woman?

lmao i fully relate with nishi.

yeah, nishi's phadda with her is justified.

abbe oh tum dono ke mooh mein dahi jam gayi hai kya? you gonna let her talk to nishi like that??? YK? PUT YO MOM ON A LEASH PLS.

yeah, nishi is 100% right. fuck this saas.

uh hi naren, you're the worst and seem to know nothing about women. this is why your son hates you.

oh boy, more naach gaana. whyyyyyyyyyy????????

lol sona underestimating sippy boys ka dance. sis you just saw one of them. maybe the others are good?

"bedroom mein toh mera dance dekh ke bohut mazza aaya tha....." ASKLDJFDSLKFJLDSKFJLDSKJFLKSDFJ

ROHIT MAY I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE PRETENDING!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY NEED TO FUCKING STOP.

ohohohohoho challenge.

yk is like FUCK YEAH MY TIME HAS COME, MERE ANDAR KE KALAKAAAAAR KO MAUKA MIL RAHA HAI!!!!!!

abbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar, achche mood ka sayanaaaash karne yeh bhi aa gayi.

after that medical nonsense, i almost welcome the naach gaana.

also sona, there's exactly one doctor sippy boy here. you shoulda been more careful when issuing challenge. marketing types don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. builders and chefs toh are almost certainly on drugs.

yeah cute and all, but i'm fwding.

awwwwwwwwww yisssssssssssssssssssssss.

oh god, a perfect storm in a teacup situation brewing.

fuckkkkkkkkkk, look at them look at each other with those heart eyes.

ouff too much drama. this why i don't like mahaepisodes.

great. rohit getting called away to attend to raima. NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOOOOOOD.

oh godddddddd, let her go, abhi ke abhi haar chadhaana hai aap logon ko???? rohit's not even here!!!

nishi's face. poor thing. this is not her evening.

yk's mom has her nazar on it. pls stay in your lane, aunty.

ok that's huge and tacky and what outfits will it even go with.

yeah i'd be quite hairaan-pareshaan too, if saddled with this monstrosity.

"CRITI HOME" lol what a dumb name.

there is more than just one person in the world in a coma, rohit.

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHITTTTTTTTTT.

nishi's evening is finally looking up. she needed this win, and frankly, i'm kinda glad she got it.

no no no no don't go to see the patient now, there's a critical case at home, go handle thaaaat.

oh god, yelling yelling, so much yelling.

ajit in the bg having oh shit oh shit oh shittttttt moment.

THANK GOD. THAAAAAAAANK GOD.

behen ab toh tu uth hi jaa.

pls god stop yelling. i can't take this shit.

this nishi's saas is also one hungry-for-drama types.

oh no. this is not good.

oh goddddddddddddddddd, suman pls.

lmao nishi.

bless tanya and pooja who look so upset.

and then there's this idiot, jiske thopde pe tharak ke alaava koi expression nahi aata.

oh daaaaaaaaaaaamn, suman rastogi, you are way more masterful than you look.

i'm back to feeling really bad for nishi again. poori family ke saamne bhaanda phod diya.

but also, do i see a little bit of respect in her eyes for suman and the way she played it?????

lol standard desi mom "tu ghar toh chal" warning.

oh god pair choone waala drama mat karo pls.

sigh. poor nishi.

itni jaldi waapas pohunch gaya? aaj nahi hai mumbai ki sadko pe traffic????

oh god shaadi tak baat pohunch gayi hai.

never been this glad to see the police appear.

ok cannot handle thisssssssssss level of drama with the music and closeups. it's grating on my nerves. i’ll need to sleep all of tomorrow to handle this exhaustion.

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kasme vaade toh bade kar rahe ho, but let's see how they hold up after raima wakes up.

oooooooooh i am very interested in this new dynamic!

oh thank god, rohit finally finds out about mhatre. i hope he'll tell nishi and she'll come over on to #teamSona

[harryfeatgaga]

love this idea but i have no idea what his dumb ass would say 😔 maybe you’re in a cute dress exactly like the one gigi was in. ya know, see through and all and he’s standing behind you arms around you. hands resting gently on your belly and his chin resting on your shoulder. he gives your cheek a little kiss and then mumbles in your ear “when do I get to take this off” and you laugh “harry, we’re almost done” you think he’s talking about himself but he smirks “talkin about this dress” 😌

OHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKFHNH GODDDDDDDD WHAT THE FUCKJVKFMNJFM PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[sorikkung]

so i just started a tag rant before i realised this chapter hit the 20k mark and with my incessant screaming im realising i should probably put this under a readmore instead. heres what i got so far

#ohhh minho :((( sympathising w the mc bc i too wish i could do more for him here. hes just a victim of jisungs abuse as much as mc is#cant believe jisung got atticus to shoot me just so id focus on hyunwoo less. like bitch if ur planning to kill him in front of me anyway#whats the point of that???#why is wooyo so scared :(#'You don't like making this easy for me I'll give you that.' 'You wouldn't be so notorious if you couldn't handle a bit of a challenge.'#LOVE that exchange. i love most exchanges w mc and joong but that one was a banger#damn. hongjoong popped off that was a lot more reasonable than i thought it would be actually. oof#SAN TRYNA BE ALL CHEESY HES SOOO CUTE MY BABYYYy#'my love' 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#is luca a berserker???#getting a new therapist huh :0 im actually really glad that was addressed. minho had a point there yunho was too involved#wait. minho 👀👀👀#SANS SLEPT W HALF THE CREW? FUCKING GOALS. AND YEONJUN TOO? DAMN. IMPRESSIVE#wait. WAIT. IS THIS. IS THIS TALKS OF NONMONOGAMY IN THIS CHILIS. IS THIS. TH EUFCKING CONCVERSATION. OJ MYFOD#WAITWAITWAIT ACTUALLY IS THIS HAPPENNIGN. OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS IS MAKING ME AS A POLYAMOROUS PERSON#SHARING A SPACE IN HIS HEART??? SO ITS NOT JUST A SEX THING??? ITS NOT JUST A SEX THING!!! OH MY GOD!!!!#ITS FUCKING HAPPENING IM CHEWING THROUGH BEDROCK I AM RIPPING UP TREES I AM JUGGLING BRICKS WHAT THE FUCK#THIS FIC IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER FUCKING DREAMED OF#I HAD TO LITERALLY JUST TAKE A BREAK TO GO AND SCREAM TO A FRIEND ABT HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME. OH MY GODDD#WAIT WOOYOUNG?!!?! WOOYOUNG IS AN OPTION?!?!!? WOULD YEOSANG BE OKAY WITH THAT. WAIT IS THE POLYCULE EXPANDING#I WAS LIKE DAMN I REALLY FUCKING LOVE MOC WOOYO I WISH I COULD DATE HIM AND YEOSANG BUT THEYRE HAPPY TOGETHER#THIS IS SUCH A GOOD AND HEALTHY WAY OF TALKING ABOUT IT TOO???? HOLY

“my darling” yeah id be melting through the bed too bitch the fuck. WAIT MY EYES BETRAYED ME AND SKIPPED LIKE FOUR PARAGRAPHS – “MY GALAXY”????? BITCH MY HEART JUST FELL OUTTA MY ASS I CANNOT DO THIS THAT’S THE MOST ROMANTIC AND SWEET AND FUUUUUUUUUUCK WAIT THAT’S MC SAYING THAT TO HIM?? MY STAR OHHHHH FUCK YES YES HE IS MY GALAXY OHHHHH MY FUCKGIN UNIVERSE I AM CRADFLING HIM IN MY HANDS AND KISSING HIM ON THE NOSE

WOOYOUNG YOU LITTLE SHIT YOURE JUST FISHING FOR DRAMA YOU EVIL BASTARD IM INLOVE WITH YOU. KISS ME ON THE LIPS. damn i wonder how much wooyo knows from their siren bond or did san tell him?? i see no reason why anyone would tell him tho

HYUNWOO YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I HAD A GUT FEELING I WAS GONNA BE NOT SO FOND OF HIM AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

THIS MOMENT IN THE RAIN W WOOYOUNG OHHHH MY HEART IS SHATTERINGGGGG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH FUCK 😭😭😭😭

yeosang definitely fits into her past somehow is it too much for me to hope for mc joining their relationship. like it seems like san/mc/seonghwa seems to be a go im excited for that but now that you’ve given me a taste of my agenda i am greedy i want to date them all. please. It would be childhood friends to lovers And enemies to lovers rolled into one like pleeease esp since mc keeps comparing her relationships to those two…

IM GLAD SHE FINALLY ADDRESSES HOW BRAZEN AND FLIRTY HE WAS AT FIRST I HADNT FORGOTTEN ABT THAT. holy fucking shit at first i brushed it off as like. this fic has been written across the span of like two years it might’ve been something that you forgot you wrote n just felt like it for the whole ooh on a ship w 8 sexy men who will you fall in love w feel but youre telling me that shift was Intentional? holy shit. holy shit this plot had so much set up you are INCREDIBLE at storytelling

OHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDD THAT’S WHY SHE WENT TO THE MILITARY? SO SHE COULD FORGET? YEOSANG RESENTS HER BC SHE WANTED TO FORGET THEM? OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDD NO WAYYYYYY IM SCREEHCING AND HE LANDS ON TOP OF HER??? OKAYYYY CAN WE GET CHOKING ROUND 3 BUT SEXIER THIS TIME MAYBE??? if this isn’t gonna end in a big ass polycule i hope you fuckin Stop bc all of this is getting my hopes up just a lil.

WAIT. WHAT. OH MY GOD ALREADY. OH MY FUCKIGN AWIGTOFJOSHSIGAFHGJKDFHGJKSHDFJKGHSJKDFHGJKSHDFGJKHAWHUAEHGIOHIAIWTIHSDFGHIAFWA IWT WAIT WIAT IWAT WAIT WAIT WAI T IS HAPPENIGN? I WASN’T READING TOO FAR INTO THIS I WASN’T GETTING TOO OHOPEFULY? FWAITWAITWAITOHHOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUSHTIKCIG SHIT I AM SCREEHICNG AT UNKNOWN FREWUQENXCESI I AMDFSSJDFLKHALDHJSIM IM ISMDFKHJKADJHKDFH IS WOOYOUNG OK W THIS? I REALLY HOPE THEY’VE TALKED ABT THIS. I IMAGINE THEY WOULDVE BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAMN HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT READY I WAS NOT FUCKGIN READY OH YM GODDDDD IM SO HAPPY THO I AM ECSTATIC I AM POSTIVELY THRILLED I AM ELATED OH YM GDODD

HATEFUCK HATEFUCK HATEFUCK HATEFUCK HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE SPEAKING MY FUCKNIG LANGUAGE OH MY GODDD THIS IS EVERYHITNG IVEEEVER WAHTNEDDDD I COULD CRY RN

“No more kissing. I don’t like it when you kiss me.” damn ok then we got ways to go i see

why is their talk abt wanting to kill each other kinda hot. like this whackass dirty talk kinda doin it for me. but then again im just a whore for enemies to lovers so not very surprising

“i cant hate you in those moments” OH MY GODDDD KILLSHOT BITCH KILLSHOT. “The squeeze of his hand around your neck is nothing but pleasantly maddening.” YEAHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IVE BEEN FUCKING WAITINGGGGGGGGG FOR THIS IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE FIRST CHAPTER IT WAS MENTIONED #MISCHIEF1STWIN ACTUALLY AFTER THE POLYTALK AND THE HATEFUCK THIS IS LIKE #MISCHIEF3RDWIN ALREADY I LOVE IT HERE ON GOD

“And though San told you he had no expectations, your initial gut reaction is to say that you cannot operate like this. But it isn’t reason you are singing with now.” oh pleeease don’t tell me she regrets this later and decides she cant do this you cant dangle this shit in front of my face like that especially after teasing at a tryst w wooyoung too please please please don’t be so cruel i would like [1] thing and that’s this Pleas

oh no. oh no please tell me this isn’t what i think it is yeosang isn’t cheating on wooyoung doing this right theyre just implying itd hurt him bc its mc right not bc they hadn’t talked abt this? or is it bc theyre on break after that fight? oh my god nonnononoooooo

oh thank FUCK SDJFHKSFKH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WORRIED I WAS. and no doubt mc as well probably. OK COOL. COOL. COOL AND GOOD. aww no take two with yeosang tho that’s sad. does that mean no woosang joining the polycule then. i mean i figured i was asking for more than i was getting but fuck did you dangle it in front of me and even gave me a taste 😭😭😭

OHHHHH WOOYOUNG MY POOR BABYYYY this feels really ill timed after what i just did but  😭😭😭 ohhhhh please hes so… i love him so much fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU WOOYOUNG!!!

wait. they WERENT talking about a poly relationship??? WAIT A SECOND SO IT WAS JUST A SEX THING??? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WAS HYSTERICAL “as time goes on, things will continue to develop and shift but that is a long ways away and leaves us with lots of opportunity to watch the characters go through the motions.” does this mean a polycule can be long ways away istg I was gonna cling to this agenda canon or no canon but you cant just tease me like that oh my godddd im broken

mists of celeste ➻ 45

➻ pairing: ??? x fem reader ➻ genre: space au, pirate au, space pirate!ateez, angst, smut ➻ word count: 21.0k ➻ rating: M ➻ warnings: language, violence, guns and weaponry, blood, future warnings tba chapter specific warnings: talk of torture, references to injury and blood, conversations and engagements in unhealthy coping mechanisms, adult content ➻ summary: Sneaking aboard the ship of a renowned space pirate may not have been the best idea, but you’ll have to make do with what fate has handed to you ➻ happy easter to all those who celebrate <3 have a surprise chapter <3

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You are spared the further pleasure of having to deal with Jisung for the rest of the day, and in fact, he doesn’t return for a handful of days. Minho lingers, mostly on account of looking after you and your bum shoulder. Hyunwoo as well, of course, because it’s his home, and that Starscourge fellow you interacted with a bit in the past. Hyunwoo leaves you well enough alone. You can’t say that you mind all too much. There’s some gratitude for the fact that it’s only your shoulder that’s injured and not something like a leg because you aren’t bedridden or forced to stay inside because of the injury.

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[sexysilverstrider]

Ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy godddddddd so I finished chapter 15 of Birthright recently and realized -- after already saving and moving on to chapter 16 -- that I could've saved Kaze from dying if I'd gotten him and Corrin to A support 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 I'm not saying I want to start the whole game over but just oh my god

RIP IN PEACE SUZUKAZE….

[holdharmonysacred]

I finally reinstalled Love Live after a million billion years and moved my account to my ipad and ohhhhhhhhh my godddddddd After playing for literal YEARS I finally got her...... My dream Maki SR....... The Sleeping Beauty/fairy tale themed one....... As soon as I get enough stickers you bet your ass I'm idolizing her and putting her on my team permanently.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 05.09.18 lb

... so zero resolution to that conversation yesterday??? 

i suppose there was nothing more to be said. 

but man, i’m kinda bitter at anika’s accusations. all mohit was doing was fussing over nancy. shivaay jumped out of a building and walked into one that’s on fire, and then electrocuted himself for this chick here, and she has the gallll to be like oh nancy is so lucky just because mohit is fucking toweling her hair or some shit????? 

anyway...

ouff bed and sofa issues again. itnaaaa bada bed toh hai. just both of you sleep on it and stick to your sides. 

or do you not trust yourself to do that, shivaay? 

lmaooooo shivaay, so she literally gets the WORST part of having a husband? “obeying” one? fuck off, that’s not what she wants. 

OMG OMG OMG OMG THEY’RE PLAYING OLD O JAANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDKJFKJSDH I AM ACTUALLY EMOTIONAL!!!!!!!!! I LOVE OLD O JAANA SO MUCHHHHHHHH

WHY IS SHE SUCH A CREEPY STARER?????????? STOP IT ANIKA. IT’S WEIRD.

there’s someone actually monitoring the cctvs of the house???? 

the images on the screens make no sense though. there’s multiple shots and angles of the living room, some where the lights are on, some where they’re off, so fucking random. 

also, as we’ve long suspected, there ARE cameras in shivaay’s room. but it’s currently showing it as lit up and empty. which is not the case. 

yeah i’d get these cameras looked into if i was you guys.

guess khanna’s not the only nikkamma security staff. they’re all idiots.

oh hello shady person aka mohit. 

lmaoooooooooooooooooo whut? also, what does this accomplish? only the display is damaged. the cameras are still doing their things. 

EEEEEEEE TIME FOR #RIKU OF THE DAY. 

lmao “taj ki titli paani mein kya giri, humare toh poore plan pe paani phir gaya.”

gauri’s hair is so big today. (because it’s full of secrets.) 

caught by di!!!!!!!! 

lol their faces. 

priyanka very valiantly taking the fall for her lady love. 

lol how cute, their excitement that di liked it. 

“par dobara aisa mat karna.”

lolololol at gauri’s “hein???” 

ohhhhhhhhh boy, even these two are getting the bullshit kismat waala lecture. 

lmao she’s giving it to the wrong ppl though, coz these two are kismat writers. they’re not gonna stop meddling. 

JIJU AAYE NAHI, GAURI NE TURANTTTTT PALTI MAARI. INSTANTLY PLAYING IN HIS TEAM AND THROWING HER OWN SISTER UNDER THE BUS. 

i don’t even give a fuck about what’s happening in this scene coz again, they’re playing old o jaana and aaaaaaaaaaah. love ittttttttt. 

ok no lemme rewind and focus. 

“buraai kar rahi thi meri?”

“kyun, itna bhi haq nahi hai mera?’ 

LMAOOOOOOOOOO PRINKU’S FACE AND THE WAY THAT CHESHIRE CAT GRIN JUST GREW. 

gauri can play on team jiju all she wants, but prinku is most definitely on team bhaabi with the rest of her siblings.

“khanna tum jab bhi aate ho, koi na koi problem lekar aate ho, aaj kaunsi nayi baat hai...” 

lmaooooooo wtf. it’s not HIS fault you live in a house of horrors and every single person in the world wants to murder you???? 

oh so you dgaf about your family and their safety, just the guests’ safety????? 

lo aa gaya apna jaadugar saiyaan. 

aur uski corpse bride. 

the newspaper’s name is BREAKING NEWS OF INDIA. snort. 

titli’s face isn’t changing one bit from that placid smile even as her husband talks about how she was harassed. lord. 

when you surprise SHIVAAY with your stories of phenking things... that’s rare. you win, for the day. 

tag yourself. i relate to prinku the most here. 

lmao wow titli’s face changed. from bland smile at sexual harrassment, to this stone face of appreciation. 

ugh can they stop with this “taj ki titli” garbage. it sounds ridiculous. 

every time mandana talks, my brain just starts playing elevator music. 

anika needs to get over this weird idealized crush she has on them as a couple. 

yes, please leave, mohit; you’re very annoying. 

god anika, please also get over this obsession you have with his magic. 

ugh why is he so extraaaaaaaa and weirddddddd?????? 

is shivaay jealoussssssssss of anika’s winning smileeee at paraaya mard? 

lol nope, just suspicious of iske dimaag mein kya chal raha hai.

godddddddd one jaadugar was not enough ki ab anika bhi ussi mein lag gayi hai. 

they’re really bringing back alllll the OU music and i’m so happy. 

LMAO @ ANIKA TRYING TO DO MAGIC WITH A BELAN. 

kaash hermione yahaan hoti to correct her pronunciation. ( “it’s not jhingalalahoo, it’s jhinGAA-LAAlahoo.”)

wow, jhingalalahoo is the spell to summon a husband! who knew?????

“kya kar rahi thi tum?”

“jadoo.”

“woh toh tum waise bhi karti ho.” 

OUFF. WHAT A LINE. WHAT A FUCKING LINE. AND THIS MAN THINKS HE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH HER???????? WHAT A DUMBASS. 

... so a google search was all it took to dispel her impression of magic. 

MAN THIS GROWNASS 35 YEAR OLD MOTHERFUCKER THINKS MAGIC, ESPECIALLY THE AMATEUR BS THAT MOHIT’S BEEN DOING, IS A CHAMATKAAR? 

hey remember when just like 2 months ago, OU shivaay busted siddhi maaiii? i miss him and his rational mind now. 

ughhhhhhhhhhh pyaar ka jadoo. literally fuck offffffffff anika. 

ohohoho, he’s one of those “love is a neurochemical con” kinda ppl. like me. BUT DON’T BE LIKE ME, SHIVAAY. LOOK WHAT A PRETTY WIFE YOU HAVE. I WOULD BELIEVE IN LOVE IF I WAS MARRIED TO SOMEONE THIS PRETTY.

“aap maane ya na maane, lekin jadoo ek din sar charh ke bolega.” 

another one of anika’s challenges. 

and he’s scared. coz so far, he’s lost all of them. every single one. 

MOHIT MOHIT MOHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. OUFFFFFFFF. GO FORCE-MARRY HIMMMMMMMM IN THE MANDIR THEN. 

lol aw, him mirroring her hand pat with his belan. too cute!

great, she’s started snooping around mohit’s room. 

GOD SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO NOSY. JUST RANDOMLY OPENING UP ANYONE’S SHIT. 

great, nancy hasn’t learnt her lesson and is fucking around with her magic shit next to the pool again. 

god the setups to lead shivaay into temptation with this zinda laash. soooooooo contrived. 

we already know what’s gonna happen. compromising situation, but anika and her andha vishwaas on his nirdoshta and maasoomiyat will not believe and all this will be pointless. 

SHIVAAY YOU’RE SUCH A DUMBASS. "SOUNDS GOOD LET’S DO IT.” HONESTLY. 

anika you are ruuuuuuuuuuuuude as fuck. who just goes through someone else’s stuff like this??????

lmao the shivika fangirls are nottttttttttttttttttttt going to be happy with this track. i don’t think shivaay’s ever cavorted like this with anyyyyyyyy other “temptation” in the show ever. 

ouffffffff ainvayi ka red herring. i reallllllllllllly don’t care about this bs. 

lmao this poor dumb son of a bitch and his denial. may the lord give him the strength to work through it quickly. 

ISHQ HAI AANSOON ISHQ HAI NAGHMA ISHQ SUKOON HAI RAAHAT HAI. 

NO YOU KNOW WHAT A SUKOON AND RAAHAT IS???? THIS SONG. PLEASE GOD NEVER STOP PLAYING IT I BEG OF YOU. 

god she’s literally soooooooooooooo cute. 

OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT WHY IS GAURI PULLING A POOJA FROM HAHK AND FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS ADSLKJFLSDKJFLSDKJF

SAME SHIVAAY, SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

oh thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk god she’s okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

WHY DON’T YOU FUCKERS BELIEVE IN THE CONCEPT OF TAKING PEOPLE TO A HOSPITAL??? 

oh greatttttt the servants are in for it. 

mohit ko raat ki chai yeh kyun de????? ghar mein itne naukar toh hai. tujhe itna shauk hai toh tu jaake de. 

“aapko chehra bhi padhna aata hai?”

“sabka nahi. kissi kissi ka.” 

GOD SHIVAAY. JUST TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. 

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE RUINED IT WITH THAT DOST SHIT AGAIN. 

iske baad zindagi mein anika kissi se bhi “dosti” nahi karegi. she’ll have grown sick and tired of the concept itself. 

oufffffffff anika, just accept his nice gesture and the sentiment behind it. stop lecturing him on shaadi. fucking hell man, i try so hard to be on your team and you just... 

he should watch his khud ka cctv ka footage. then maybe he’ll see what a lovesick fool he is for his “dost”. 

yup, nancy is full on chance pe dance maarofying on shivaay tomorrow. 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy it’s looking like a veryyyyyyy rapey situation the way he’s struggling. WHY IS THIS FUCKING SHOW LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????