#BUT OAKWORTHY WON

[thespacegirl347]

After todays episode i'm on cloud nine. absolutely do not care about what happens next episode we got an oakworthy scene and that's all i care about

also think of the ANGST OPPORTUNITIES NOW

[tortelloniboi]

literally every shipper won this episode. we got so much content for everyone thank u matt arnold for calling everyone petnames

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

so like. imagine being normal oak. you have a crush on this boy who’s so obsessed with acting that he literally becomes whoever he’s trying to emulate. you’ve seen hermie unworthy become the joker, poison ivy, the riddler, two face… even a friend. you want nothing more than to be close to him, to maybe get a glimpse under the makeup. behind the stage. you don’t know if this is love, but god damn the way he makes your pulse jump and your mind run in circles… it feels like something.

you are unconscious when this boy is shot. you are unconscious when he tells you that he liked you too. you can’t tell if he was ever telling the truth. you try everything to bring him back but nothing will revive the hermie you might have loved.

it’s hardly a day later, and everything has gone to hell—er, heaven in a handbasket. you had a funeral but you haven’t been able to properly grieve. you may not know how to process your emotions about hermie, but you know exactly what you need to finish your mission. you need a scam… an actor. because you’re in a personal heaven room, anything you desire becomes accessible. you call upon scam likely and beg him to give you and your companions another hermie. you know it’s not going to be the same hermie, you know it’s going to hurt, but you take the risk.

he appears before you, but it’s a pristine version. before the adventure, before the burns, before the betrayal. it’s just joker hermie. but it’s HIM. it’s not him. before you get a chance to think, hermie-not-hermie grabs you, dips you, and does what you had wanted so badly for so long: he kisses you. it feels exactly how you had always imagined hermie’s kiss would be like, and that’s how you know. it’s hermie. you resist the urge to hold him and kiss him back. you have a mission to complete, and he has a role to fulfill.

the show must go on.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Oh my god Normal and Hermie could have matching burn scars now...!

[alabasterandivory]

accidentally saw hermie unworthy spoilers and spent the last ten minutes of the episode feeling physically sick

[likelyscam]

oakworthy shippers WON today:

“ITS LIKE I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM BEFORE,BUT NOW I NEED HIM BACK” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE THING

“IVE NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANYBODY BEFORE”

“HE STOLE THE MASCOT, HE STOLE MY HEART”

IM SO READY TO SEE HOW THIS WILL PLAY OUT

[shesprettymeh]

oakworthy won motherfuckers

[mintythyme]

Oakworthy won but at what cost.

[inymoemini]

To my oakworthy fans... WE WON!!!!

To my hermie fans... I'm so sorry for ur loss 🥲

[sol-draws-sometimes]

OAKWORTHY WON, BUT AT WHAT COST!?

AT WHAT FUCKING COST!!!!???

[braindos]

oakworthy fans won today. BUT AT WHAT COST. AT WHAT COST

[daphnalia]

lets be so brutally honest oakworthies won the battle but lost the war

[overdramatic-queer-antagonist]

*thinking abt oakworthy* Gothcleats won but at what cost

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

i went into this episode thinking i was gonna cry over henry oak.

i listened to the episode thinking oh ok it's a silly one! after last ep we need that.

i ended the episode.... well...... i did in fact cry. i was right about that. but. um. jesus christ i need a minute.

[icantdecide222]

Oakworthy enjoyers won today

[cgi-heart-eyes]

oakworthy won in the end

but at what cost?