#BUT NO! THEY JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY'VE GOT YOU CONVINCED THEY'RE COOL AND KIND

[anaalnathrakhs]

I'M TRYING TO APPRECIATE MY FAMILY AND IMPROVE MY RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM BC THAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE AND IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A NETWORK LIKE THIS, BUT IF THEY COULD STOP BEING ISLAMOPHOBIC IT WOULD CERTAINLY HELP

[gongustheawsome01]

May we have Vicky lore? She’s so cool I have to know more! ;u;

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK OF HER!!!! BUCKLE IN ANON!!!!

So before becoming a vampire Vicky herself was actually a vampire hunter and came from a bloodline FULL of em. She was in a pretty wealthy family ( vampire hunting business was doing pretty good ) and her family themself were very kind to both her and her sister. Pretty much no problems at all!!

Until one unexpected night it seemed as if one vampire had enough of the family's business and attacked in the night. Vicky and her sister woke up to crashing noises and what seemed like fighting downstairs they went down and saw both of their parents struggling to fend off the vampire.

Vicky was sure enough she'd had enough vampire slaying training and attempted to rush in to save her parents.. Though she did get a good enough hit to get the beast to leave. She herself was bit. Her family now fearful of what may happen to them if they still attempt to raise Vicky fled. But not without her mother promising to her that they will find a cure.

Vicky was now left to learn how to raise herself and to cope with her new vampire life and the fact her family left. Years later she still lives in the manor she was abandoned in. Despite the many visits of both vampire hunters and real estate agents she still managed to make it by in this life of hers.

EXTRA : How her and Sticks became friends.

She has really only one true ( human ) friend and that's Sticks. He seemed like any other sucker trying to get big bucks by convincing her to sell her manor but when she went down to give him a scare SHE THOUGHT HIS OUTFIT WAS REALLY COOL!!! I mean all the other agents just wore the same stupid black suit and colored tie all of them were so basic.. She'd never see someone wear something so orange! She ended up calling off the scaring session to ask him where he buys his clothes and they talked for about one hour before Sticks realized he was talking to a literal vampire.

( He ran out of the house screaming like a girl but ended up coming back and now they're super awesome friends)

Also here's some fun facts because again i've been dying to tell people about Vicky

-She has little bat pets that started appearing around the house after about 1 week of being a vampire at first it was two and she tried hitting them with a broom but as more and more came she just got used to them and they've all kinda become her minions.

-Her sister is still alive but her parents are now dead. Her sister has practically given up trying to find a way to cure Vicky/ kill the original vampire that bit her and has resorted to attempting to hunt her and "end her suffering."

-The reason she pranks Peppino so much is because one time he thought her manor was another one of pizza heads tricks and literally crashed through the whole thing and nearly killed her before he realized that casket he just crashed into did not contain some cheesy pizza boy with pepperoni on the side but instead a VERY REAL vampire ready to kill him. She however let him go on account of he was so pathetic it'd be just sad to kill him even with the little amount of empathy she has. But she still annoys him and bothers him to get back at him for wrecking her manor and hurting some of her minions ( bats. )

-Shes kinda like the noise but less annoying she often does play pranks but they're more psychological and thought out than some silly air horn or water bucket don't get me wrong it's no SAW trap or I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream creation. But oh boy you'd be screaming as loud as peppino if you saw THAT many tarantulas in YOUR room.

-Shes actually pretty mean I'm not gonna lie to you. But she's that kinda mean where it's charming at the same time and makes you interested in her but still mean enough to the point where you'd say. "I hope peppino sneaks garlic into your food one day."

[azalea-writes]

Hey luv :D

So I think I've been waiting patiently for the other writers enough- (I understand it takes time and I don't want to be an asshole but I requests this 3 times for two different fandoms and still nothing- I can't hold back anymore pls forgive me)

So! If you could be so kind to write a howl pendragon reader? Preferably male cos there's not enough m!readers and if there is it's just nsfw :( but gn is cool to!

Anywho! So like the reader is a charming and powerful sorcerer like howl and they also most likely have been to many other worlds so I'm saying is they've been to the devildom and own a place there most likely a position shop! They don't necessarily need to use a portal to through worlds cos they have that little handle/switch thing near the shop's door/house door so they'd just turn it and then- boom! They open the door to the world they need to be in! Calcifer usually stays in the castle but let's just say when they're summoned he's on they're shoulder and probably shit talks everyone- even barbatos. They'll also kinda dress like howl does in the movie! Yk, half-buttoned up shirt, black pants, a coat hanging on they're shoulders, the matching earrings and necklaces! But a few minor changes like instead of the coat being pink and the exact same design it's the reader's favourite colours and design. They probably teasingly called Lucifer sweetheart when they said they won't join the exchange program so they had to be convinced with something like forbidden spell books that Solomon or satan wouldn't be able to get a hold of! I also headcanon they are more powerful then Solomon and the only reason they're name isn't all over the place like his is, is cos 1) they don't need pacts to have power nor do they want it 2) they don't use it a lot, only to do house chores, sell positions and have a bit of fun and 3) they travel a lot so even while they're in the exchange program they travel to multiple worlds to get some things done and to just have some of they're own time for themselves (and calcifer)

And sorry this is long but can you do the reaction of all the ob boys? Like the brothers, the royals and other exchange students? I hope this isn't too much ^^"

Love your writing btw!!

A/N: HELLO! That's perfectly fine! The writers are probably backed up by requests or they're busy. I have 15 or 16 requests at the moment. :')

I decided to write this for you right now but only the brothers! If you want the other characters, please request again but you'll have to wait a bit.

I haven't watched the movie, bear with me

Warning: Not proofread so grammar mistakes

The brothers reacting to a Howl Pendragon M!MC

(Minus Beel because I can't think of anything for him)

I hope I got that right

Alt: Enjoy!

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Lucifer

Lucifer is starting to feel a headache going on...

MC is stubborn and for what? Doesn't help that he called Lucifer "sweetheart" which made him a bit flustered. Just a bit.

Lucifer just gave in and offered to give MC a rare forbidden spell book.

Sure, MC may have gotten a forbidden spell book but he's still going to cause chaos.

When Lucifer saw Calcifer, he didn't pay much mind to it until Calc starts trash talking everybody...

Lucifer gives a long lecture about how Calcifer should NOT trash talk in front of Diavolo.

Also, Lucifer has to be more careful since MC has teamed up with the Anti-Lucifer League...

Mammon

So like... MC does magic? *mischievous smile*

Mammon immediately made MC his partner in crime!

Surely MC will save their butts when witches are chasing Mammon.

Basically, Mammon thinks that he's unstoppable if he has MC by his side.

I MEAN, MC did call Lucifer "sweetheart" and that's a bold thing to do.

When Mammon learned that MC overpowers Solomon, he wouldn't stop talking about it. (More like bragging)

"Ha! Solomon, ya better step ya game up! MC is taking your place!"

Don't mess with Mammon and his boyfriend.

I mean-

Leviathan

First thing in mind is "STRAIGHT OUT OF AN ANIME!"

At first, Levi was a bit scared to talk to MC because MC was FEARLESS.

So MC was the first to talk to Levi and they basically hit it off.

Levi thought that MC is amazing and MC thought that Levi has a very cool collection of merchandise.

If MC flirts with Levi, he'll faint everytime. HE'S NOT USED TO IT-

Levi always thinks how MC is still alive though. Calcifer will be trash talking everybody on MC's shoulder and MC is getting death glares from almost everybody.

Overall, Levi admires MC but also secretly worries over him.

Satan

JEALOUSY

Satan will keep complaining to Lucifer.

How come MC gets a forbidden spellbook and he doesn't?!

So he does the next best thing: Convince MC to join the Anti-Lucifer group.

RIP Lucifer, it was nice knowing you...

While Satan likes to play pranks on Lucifer with MC, Satan also likes to learn new spells with him.

Basically, Satan and MC can be a chaotic evil pair.

Also, Satan is a fan of Calcifer because he doesn't fear anything.

Though, Satan will start a fight when Calcifer has the audacity to trash talk Satan.

Asmodeus

A worthy opponent... Our battle will be legendary!

Asmo found it kind of hot when MC called Lucifer "sweetheart" without hesitation.

It really takes a lot courage to do that!

Asmo and MC have flirting competitions with each other. It usually ends in a draw.

Loves to tease Solomon on how he has competition.

Solomon doesn't care but it's just fun for Asmo.

Makes MC his bodyguard. Someone has to protect Asmo, he's too beautiful!

Asmo does NOT like Calcifer, how dare he insult him?!

(I don't know what to put anymore, hELP)

Belphegor

All Belphie heard was that there was a new member in the Anti-Lucifer group.

Again, RIP Lucifer, you will be missed.

Belphie will keep asking MC to do his homework because MC must be smart right? Belphie could be spending his time sleeping!

Repays MC by helping him find ingredients for his potions. (Which Belphie is kind of good at)

Belphie also makes up pranks that are too extreme that MC starts thinking if he even likes Lucifer a little bit.

With Calcifer, Belphie likes him because Calcifer is not even afraid to trash talk.

Sometimes, Belphie joins in on the trash talking for Diavolo and Lucifer.

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THIS IS SO BAD, I'M SO SORRY-

I JUST KEPT TYPING AND WENT WITH IT

I LOVE YOU ANON, I SWEAR

Alt: Thanks for requesting! Love you!

[punkscowardschampions]

Jac & Savannah

Savannah: [Okay so my idea is it's literally the first day because of course it is, highkey bitches, and like they haven't had chance to talk much as they're also the kinda bitches who wanna make a good first impression on whoever they are doing this work experience for but then they get told to do something together. The thing is, Jac can't find Sav, until she does find her crying in the bathroom because it's like a few months previous so her dad hasn't left yet and things are really messy between her parents obvs she would've tried to call her boyfriend but he wouldn't answer cos he's doing work experience too so Jac comforts her and it's a #bondingmoment and I thought we could start the convo after that/ later either with Jac being like are you okay now or Sav being like I'm so embarrassed] Jac: [yes 1000% to all of that, good thinking boo] Savannah: [would you like to start it being concerned to show she's not like Mia levels of callous heartless bitch?] Jac: [on it lmao] Jac: Hi, just wanted to check in, I hope you're feeling a bit better now Jac: know we haven't particularly before, but if you do ever need to talk Jac: sometimes friends don't get it, I know Savannah: Oh god, I've never been this embarrassed in my entire life! Savannah: I don't normally do that, honestly Jac: Of course Jac: You so don't need to be, I promise Jac: it sounds like you're going through a lot right now, you did amazing keeping it together all day Savannah: Everything is getting on top of me, I swear I'd be living at my boyfriend's if not for my little sister Savannah: but when I am home I have to be strong for her so I just feel so alone there Savannah: Like, I can't even feel how I feel Jac: Everyone always puts such unfair pressure on the oldest, I'm the same Jac: but you are strong, I can tell, even if you don't feel it all the time Jac: it's strong to admit you aren't okay, and that that's okay Savannah: That's so true! Did we ask to get born first, no? Savannah: you're the sweetest, I can tell Savannah: none of my friends have even tried to make me feel better Jac: Lifetime of being a babysitter and bodyguard 🙄 Jac: People can get so wrapped up in their own 'drama' Jac: some people we go to school with have never had an actual problem in their life and it shows Jac: but like I said, you can always come to me, even if you just wanna vent everything out and not have me respond, that's totally fine Jac: you should have someone you can confide in Savannah: Sienna needs it though, she's very very shy Savannah: People would take advantage if I wasn't there Savannah: Exactly! They think not getting a text back is a crisis Savannah: don't judge me because I know how this sounds but my boyfriend has totally become my best friend since we got together Savannah: it's great & I love that but I can't offload EVERYTHING onto him Savannah: there's no way I could have a breakdown & then delete it later, you know? Jac: Mine are the total opposite of shy, but there's no telling what kind of nonsense they'd get into if I weren't there to keep them safe Jac: That makes total sense Jac: and I think its sweet, most girls don't even LIKE their boyfriends, it's so childish Jac: but you're right, you can't rely on one person for everything, it's not fair on them, but also you Savannah: Yes! 👏 Why would I spend my precious time with someone who isn't worth that? Savannah: I don't understand most of the people we go to school with, seriously Savannah: my friends are always with their boyfriends too but fighting constantly about things that are nonsense Jac: 🙌 Preach Jac: Me either, it's honestly tiring having to deal with their 'logic' Jac: I thought there was like, no one at school with their priorities straight Savannah: & if you try & say anything you get attacked, like I'm offering help Savannah: my life is falling apart here & I do not have the mental space for your negativity Jac: People don't like when you help 'cos they cause their 'problems' themselves and they've got no intention of fixing them Jac: try not to take it personally, it says SO much more about them than it does you Jac: it's shitty they can't but that aside and be there for you when you really need them though, I'm sorry ❤ Savannah: You should literally be my parents relationship therapist Jac: I do want to do Psychology at Uni Savannah: OH MY GOD, me too! Savannah: I wanna go to Bath but I wouldn't mind St Andrews either even though it's only ranked 4th Savannah: Oxford & Cambridge are...what's the word? Jac: No way Jac: How do we have so much in common and we're only just finding out? Jac: It's like, they're the dream but also, are they just too old-fashioned for words? Jac: Some people in my family went to Cambridge, and I want to make my own path, you know? Savannah: That's SO important Savannah: & I know what you mean, as an educated black girl I just cannot Savannah: Imagine if we'd ended up at the same uni & I ran into you at some party or lecture Jac: ^^ You really have to think about these things Jac: That would be crazy Jac: as much as I'm DYING for the fresh start, it would be cool to have you there, a familiar face 😌 Savannah: You can read my mind Jac: I'm pretty sure I want Bath too, but Edinburgh seems like such a COOL city so 🤔😬😂 Jac: Cannot wait to do tours Savannah: You're SO right, there's no way to decide properly until we've been there Jac: I wish I could convince my 'rents that I need to go sooner rather than later 🙄 Savannah: I could talk my dad into anything at the moment, come with us! Jac: Seriously? Savannah: you have to Jac: We were meant to meet Jac: properly meet, I mean Savannah: That's what it feels like Jac: Fate is such a thing, honestly, there's so many weird 'conincidences' that have totally changed my life Savannah: It was such a strange little moment that brought me and my boyfriend together too, that could've easily not happened Jac: Right? Jac: Life is so crazy Savannah: I feel really happy at this exact moment & I wanted to die earlier Savannah: it's you Savannah: you're incredible Jac: I'm so glad you feel better, that's like, what I was meant to do, I can feel it Jac: you're so lovely, like ??? Savannah: Why have we never talked before? How? Jac: It's madness! Jac: Like, I need you in my life, honestly, my friends are just not even on the same planet sometimes, I swear Savannah: Oh honey, you can talk to me whenever too Savannah: I'm bringing breakfast into work for us tomorrow, no arguments, what do you love? Jac: ❤❤ Jac: caffeine anything 😜 Jac: do you go to [some #aes af cafe she definitely does go to too]? their pastries are 😘 so good Savannah: Get out! Of course I do! Savannah: I can't believe we haven't seen each other there Jac: 🤯🤯 This is silly now Jac: we're gonna have to sit down and work out the things we DON'T have in common at this rate Savannah: I'm going to [another aesthetic af place] later if you want to join? Home is the last place I wanna be Jac: Definitely Jac: Not done cheering you up yet Jac: and that place is also PERFECT Savannah: 🙌 Thank god you said yes 🙌 Savannah: I would totally have been crying again if it was a no Jac: Never Jac: You're so cool, Savannah Savannah: I'm going to have to think of a description for you that like only exists for you Savannah: because there are some other cool people but you're next level Jac: You are just the sweetest too, like how are you EVERYTHING Savannah: We're clearly everything together, we worked so hard today & now this Savannah: not letting you leave my life Jac: We make the perfect team Jac: I was lowkey so worried no one else would be going to this placement and then it turns out the BEST person ever is, okay 🙏🌍 Savannah: 💞 Savannah: All my friends are working in nurseries or in shops that'll give them free skincare Jac: Seriously! 🙄 Everyone just wants to have the easiest time possible Jac: my friend is legit working on reception in the sports centre next to the school Jac: like this is a chance to get your foot in the door somewhere and that's what you came up with? smh Savannah: You had it spot on when you said nobody our age has any sense of priorities Savannah: no offence to your friend but I could never Jac: Me either, there's a reason she's on her own 💁😏 Savannah: 😄

[holyunholy]

*doesn't wait for an answer*

anyway the elevator pitch is that catra and mara are dating and have been for a couple years and everything's well and good and everyone's happy until mara finally convinces catra to come with her for the holidays to meet her family - and her sister. i have read two age difference fics in my time and i was disappointed by both and did not finish either of them so I think I can do it better. Catra's like, 37, Adora's 24. or something like that.

except, they've met once before at a new year's eve party lmao. I envision it as like, a couple of months into catra and mara dating so they're not super serious yet but mara can't go out on NYE, she's working, or something, and catra's upset about it so mara's like, i'm really sorry, i just want you to have a good time, kiss whoever you want have fun. except neither of them expect that person to be adora lmao

so somehow they end up at the same party and like hang out most of the night bc they're vibing, they're each other's kiss at midnight and afterwards catra's like, yeah look ur really nice and all but you're too young for me and i'm seeing someone. and adora's like oh ok cool n she's kinda sad about it, and catra thinks about it sometimes afterwards, but whatever, it's not that big a deal, they never even got each other's names.

until like 2 years later when catra shows up for christmas and there's adora sitting opposite her at the table sdhjf. and they're both like oh shit oh shit. hey do u ever think about me i mean oops sorry that's so inappropriate. i dreamt abt u a couple times agh why would i even say that. (bow and glimmer are at the christmas for some reason I just thought I'd mention that. adora needs someone to freak out to. I think Adam's there too bc I like him)

and oh right new years is in like six days right? which is kind of their anniversary

anyway. HUGE drama, everybody disapproves and everybody gets hurt. it's perfect. thank u for coming to my winted talk

who wants to hear about the latest fic premise i cant get out of my head. its so bad