#BUT ITS NOTT REALL

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cielings by lizzy mcalpine is so grease satan au coded!!!!!!!!!!

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Trope Mashup: The Remix has revealed!

I’m so excited to share these amazing stories and gorgeous artwork! A huge thank you to everyone who participated in this mini-fest.

An Accidental Confession by mcal

Pairing: Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott

Rating: G

Summary:  Lord Malfoy has begun to make his intentions towards Miss Granger known, and Mr. Nott, who has loved Hermione since childhood, is quite at the end of his sanity.

Tracking the Storm by sun-celine

Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Rating: M

Summary:  Hermione was found abandoned in a grange twenty-one years ago in the hamlet of Elston, Wiltshire. Young Master Draco Malfoy is just back home from his Grand Tour, most displeased with the situation he finds at his ancestral home. The approaching storm will bring them together, but what will be left in its track?

Sanguis by LadyBlack3

Pairing: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape

Rating: E

Summary:  If someone had told him a few years ago that he would consider Hermione Granger a colleague, and dare he say, a friend these days, he would refer them to the Janus Thickey ward post-haste. Returning to his life after she was turned into a creature of the night, will sharing very close quarters and only one bed finally make them face up to their attraction and reveal a hidden truth?

Web of Lies by emsallthat

Pairing: Hermione Granger/Charlie Weasley,  Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy

Rating: M

Summary: Hermione, a young little girl is adopted by Druella and Cygnus Black back in 70s. She is pure, blameless, trying to figure out her life in new magical reality. But this new normal is not as ideal as in people minds. During her school years she would slowly reveal the truth, constructed of lies, society beliefs and old, strange traditions. She would learn that, despite being an inconvenient child, she could be useful for Blacks family.

As perfect mistress for Lucius Malfoy.

But it would require preparation.

The Artist by IzzieStellar

Pairing: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy

Rating: T

Summary:  Nude art model has a strange experience with a new client.

And That's That by prophet_of_troy

Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson

Rating: G

Summary:  Neville is scared of everything, all the time, especially when Professor Lupin pairs him with Pansy Parkinson.

A Sprig of Heather by hermioneclone

Pairing: Minerva McGonagll/Pamona Sprout

Rating: T

Summary: Pomona looked skeptically down at the cat at her feet.

“This is my protection?” she asked Inspector Dumbledore, her voice laced with doubt.

“Minerva’s the best in the business,” Dumbledore told her. “She’ll make sure no harm comes to you or the Aibrisiscus orchid.”

A Familiar Rivalry by motherbearof3

Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Rating: G

Summary:  Potter's Protective Wear and Malfoy Industries are competing against each other to be awarded a contract with the Ministry, but only one company can be chosen. Which one will win?

You Breathe Out and I Breathe In by Blessedindeed

Pairing:  Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Rating: N/A

Summary:  The more time they spent together, the more he realized he could not fight her. He watched as she stepped away from him into a background of blues and greys. She took a deep breath of the crisp night air, lifting her face to the overcast sky.

Rumor Has It by lrs002

Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy,  Hermione Granger/Charlie Weasley,  Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Charlie Weasley

Rating: T

Summary: All the students at Hogwarts like Hermione Granger. She makes learning about Muggles fun. So the students wonder why their lovely Muggle Studies Professor hasn’t been whisked off her feet by an eligible bachelor yet.

However, not all romance is dead because Professor Granger has a date to the annual charity ball.

But rumor has it that she’s actually married? What in the world is going on!

Mind Magic by storyofeden

Pairing: Hermione Granger/Narcissa Malfoy

Rating: M

Summary: It had been seven years since Hermione and Narcissa's relationship ended. Of course, it wasn't really a relationship because they'd only spent two weeks together one winter, and three months together one summer. It was all secrets and lies, and those were not adequate foundations for a relationship. There was no reason for them to talk about it either. They might live together now, but that didn't mean they had to have a bloody conversation about it--didn't need to talk about how Narcissa had been Hermione's first crush or why Narcissa left in the middle of the night or the way heated looks and mischievous glances still sparked arousal.

Nope. Absolutely nothing to discuss.

Twilight of the Chosen One by AlocYrrehc

Pairing:  Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Dudley Dursley/Pansy Parkinson

Rating: T

Summary: Nothing had prepared Harry for what he saw when they walked in.

“Harry, is that…” Hermione trailed off, stunned.

Harry, having lost the ability to speak, merely nodded.

“But he’s dressed like a…” she continued.

“Yeah,” Harry croaked, having found his voice again.

“And he’s singing about…”

“It would appear so.”

“But… why?”

and some things you just can't speak about by NeonDomino

Pairing: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Regulus Black/James Potter

Rating: T

Summary:  When Sirius almost dies in his attempt to protect Remus, a fae in the forest, he doesn't expect to survive. He certainly doesn't expect to find himself bonded to the other man, or fall in love.

Rose des Vents by Vertraymer

Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy

Rating: M

Summary:  Prompt: royalty au + flower shop au

Time is Running Out by AccioMjolnir

Pairing:  Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Rating: E

Summary:  Hermione Granger takes a posting at Hogwarts for a year and finds herself inexplicably drawn to the mysterious and withdrawn potions master.

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