#BUT I STABBY STABBED HIM INTO OBLIVION

[baileyboo2016]

GUESS WHO JUST BEAT OOT RAAAAAHHHHH

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I managed to successfully get Golden Mercy back on the brain, so have characters and their motivations while I figure out my life

Figures that I get motivated for this when I run out of time to write anything

Ganondorf - Ho boy does this dude have a complicated relationship with just about everyone and everything. He seeks the Triforce for a reason he won't divulge to anyone. He's originally from Ocarina of Time, but when the sages were going to kill him, he got the Triforce of Power. Din showed him his future in Twilight Princess, trying to show him to let go of his vices and find a new path. Ganondorf, not keen on getting stabbed to death by a teenage farm boy, told Din he wanted to start a new life. Din transported him to the Calamity timeline, where he lived a good life until he went after the Triforce again because he's an idiot. But after being sealed away in fragmented torture, with the last image he saw being his daughter, his future son-in-law, and the queen sealing him away, he's got some new motivations and plans. He's filled with regret and sorrow, missing his family desperately and seeing the previous Hero in Captain Link. Keeps his motivations close to his chest, because literaly everyone else around him wants different things.

Nabooru - The former chief of the Gerudo before Gan came along. Wants desperately to protect her people, and sees following Gan as her best option because what the heck else is she gonna do, that guy is way too freaking powerful. But she'll keep her eyes peeled for opportunities. All she knows about Gan are the legends claiming he's a demon king, so she's waiting for a moment to strike and save her people, but also... he's not acting like a demon king? Were those legends just Hylian propaganda?

Link - This boy. Is so confused. Ganondorf is an evil monster, he corrupted Cia and started a war, so why in the whole dang heck is he trying to protect Link?? Why is he being nice?? He's acting like an actual person??? What is happening?????

Zelda - She watched her mistakes kill her father, and she still hasn't gotten over that. Disguised herself as Sheik during the war because it was an escape from the guilt, from the responsibilities of being a ruler who failed. Is absolutely desperate to ensure that never happens again, and boy does that make things complicated when she realizes Ganondorf's alive because she told Link to break the final seal, and now the Triforce and her Hero are missing.

Ghirahim - Stabby stabby the Hero. But not this Hero, oh no, he wants to kill the original. Is tasked by Ganondorf to protect Link, much to his exasperation. But he'll bide his time. The demon king chose Gan as his vessel for a reason.

Zant - He just wants his power back. He'll do whatever to get it. Way better with words than with actions. Link literally laughs at him when he sees him fight. Zant is still upset about it. Kind of wishes Ghirahim wasn't protecting Link so he could stomp all over him. Stupid little brat.

Impa - Trying desperately to keep Zelda from becoming a tyrant. Sort of succeeding.

Lana - Kind of dying, actually. Wanted nothing more than to disappear into oblivion, got dragged back into the conflict, feels like garbage, and definitely isn't doing great. But at least she gets to hang out with Link because he's desperately trying to make sure she doesn't die.

[myfantasyocs]

Ao3 I know this is the first chapter but I rewrote the first thing I ever written into chapter 2 since I haven’t touched it since I first started fanfiction and it wasn’t great. So want it on ao3, it’s chapter 2.  The characters of Eli and J’rakko belong to @dishonoredassassinfan and he will write the next chapter.

J’rakko admits that he enjoyed his newfound friendship with Ghi’rma, perhaps not AS much as Eli was enjoying his new friend, Reyla, but Ghi was charming enough.  The two of them shared some mead and stories of the adventures they had before arriving in Riverwood. Though J’rakko left out some of his more illegal adventures with Eli, when Ghi asked how he and Eli met he lied and said that he grew up in Bruma with him, which is so much less interesting than Eli being hired to kill the same noble he was stealing from.

Ghi was telling him about one of the Aelyid ruins she found as a teenager with Reyla when her voice trailed off. Her green scales turned pale as she stared at the guards that just walked into the Sleeping Giant inn. J’rakko eyed the black armor the three guards were wearing, J’rakko has never seen any guard armor like it.  Were they even guards? By the look of Ghi’s face, they were.  What in Oblivion did she do to look so shaken, she hardly even glanced at him as she stuttered out some excuse about wanting to show him an Aelyid artifact, that she needs to grab from her room, before she just vanished into thin  air as the men went to the bar to talk to the man running the bar.

J’rakko decided that whatever was going on he wants in, so he leaned against the bar and listened to the interrogation, as he pretends to sip on his ale.

“We are looking for a Dumner woman, with a missing left eye and a scar running down her face. Her hair was short and black the last time she was seen. She is traveling with an Argonian companion, with green scales and with lots of horns covering her head.”

"I saw a Dumner woman like that. Said she was heading to Alvor’s shop to get her sword sharpened." J’rakko told the men as he took another imaginary sip from his bottle.

“We just got back from Havor’s shop, he hasn’t seen her.”  The smaller of the Imperials responded.

“Ah, yes. I suppose it’s possible she used that as an excuse to get away from a friend of mine. Young love, am I right.” J’rakko elbowed the biggest of the three guards who was covered in scars and didn’t look very sympathetic to the plights of young love. “Anyway, the Dumner left a while ago and I would imagine the Argonian she was with is right behind her.”

“What in Oblivion are you talking about? You and her were sharing a drink together just a moment ago.” The damn tavern owner, snitched.

“Oh yeah, um, that was another Argonian.”

J’rakko risked a glance at the guards and the scarred one didn’t look like he believed him. Actually he looked quite mad. So J’rakko did the only thing he could think of and slammed his ale bottle onto the angry man’s head.

Reyla sighed as she heard Ghi calling her from outside the room. She flung on her clothes and rushed to the door, hoping Ghi’s knocking won’t wake Eli up.  She suppose after weeks of running she shouldn’t be surprised she ended up in someone’s bed, she tends to do that when stressed but she still wants to kick herself for the idiocy of it all.  She should be running, not lying in bed.

Reyla opened the door and stared down at Ghi, ready to demand why she was waking her up only to be filled with dread as she saw her friend hugging the entire reason they got into this predicament against her chest.

“They found us. I don’t know how but by the nine they found us. Unless, do the Skyrim guards wear similar armor to the Penitus Oculatus? What do the guards wear? ”

“The Penitus Oculatus, it seems you ladies did something very naughty.  But it will be okay. I’m here.” Eli stood before them bare and holding a sword causing Ghi’rma to make a small squeaking noise before looking up at the ceiling as Reyla didn’t remove her gaze from the altmer.

 “That’s great our savior is a man who can’t even figure out how to put on pants.” 

Eli dropped to the floor and as he scrambled to find the clothes he threw off last night. “First off you know I’m more skilled taking off my pants, secondly I am an expert on breaking the law and evading it. I’m the perfect hero.”

“A real knight in shining armor.” Reyla’s voice sounded deadpanned as she watched the man she slept with struggle to put his pants on.  “Can you get us out of here, without being seen?”

“Of course, just let me find my shirt and…” The sound of something crashing outside interrupted Eli causing Ghi to peak outside.  “Um, guys someone is fighting the Oculatus.”

Eli gave a small chuckle, “ By Syrabane what drunken dumbass is dumb enough to pick a fight with them.”

“Um, weeeelllll, I think it might be that Khajiit friend of yours.”

“Ah, my dumbass. Well I might not be able to sneak you out but no worries, I will get you two to safety.”

Eli pushed the door open allowing Reyla to see Eli’s friend.   A black khajiit who was being choked and lifted off the ground by a burly Oculatus, who was covered with scars. “Where are they?”

Reyla threw a paralysis spell at the man who was strangling the khajiit as Eli summoned a bound sword and attacked the smaller of the guards. Leaving Ghi alone with the daggers she always has strapped to her body.  She charged towards the last Imperial who swung his sword towards her head.  Ghi ducked under the swinging sword, Ghi swung her leg towards the guard causing him to collapse on the ground.  Ghi clambered onto the man and drove her dagger repeatedly through his heart.

“Ghi! What did I say about killing!?!” Reyla threw a calm spell at the guard who Eli was fighting, Eli let released his sword as the guard’s sword clattered to the ground.

“It was necessary Reyla, they are trying to kill us.” Ghi retorted as she plunged the sword into the guards chest one last time. “Why are they allowed to try to kill us and I can’t stab back? Most of our problems would be solved with stabbing.”

“And a new problem called a murder charge will follow.”

“Not if we don’t get caught.”

“As much as I agree with Lady Stabby Stab’s points we need to leave or we will get that murder charge, Buzz Kill mentioned.” Eli dragged the Khajiit off the ground who was struggling to stand as he coughed his lungs out. 

“BUZZ KILL! SHE LITERALLY JUST!”

Eli slapped a hand over Reyla’s mouth muffling the sounds coming out of her, “First rule of escaping consequences, Buzz Kill don’t scream the crimes you commit.” 

“Now Killer, wrap yourself with that blanket, so people don’t see the blood. We’ll say you caught something and were taking you to a priestess.”

“Yeah, we already used that blanket to hide something, and if they saw what it was, there would be no way they would believe us. Why can’t we just climb out a window? We wouldn’t have to rely on the gullibility of every patron here. “ Reyla bent down and scooped up the blankets as she waited for Eli to answer.

“Well, the reason why we can’t use the window is simple… it’s very simple. The window could be a… trap.”  Reyla started to walk towards the window at the end of the small halfway, they wasted enough time and that calm spell  will wear off soon.  And there was obviously no problem with climbing out of the window.  The inn was only one story and the window was big enough making it incredibly easy for a human to climb out of it.  Reyla walked to the front of the inn to grab her and Ghi’s horses.   If Ghi bent over far enough on the horse and if they rode fast enough maybe know one will notice the blood.  Ghi can change her clothes and they can go to Winterhold, which probably won’t have the information but her first choice would be The Mage’s College in Cyrodil but that wasn’t an option anymore. 

She was surprised to see the Khajiit behind her when she grabbed the reins of a white mare and red stallion as he grabbed the reins of two black steeds.  “Eli and Ghi are packing our bags, hiding the body in his room.  Also Eli tied the other two up. So we got time. So, Eli wants to know if you need help getting somewhere quickly, we know this land like it’s the back of our hand or if you need to sell some illegal goods because we know people.”

Reyla has to admit that spending time with a man she only planned to have a one night stand with doesn’t sound appealing at all.  But she knows that Winterhold is far away and she has never even stepped foot in this country before.  Her best chance to get there without being caught was to follow these strangers. 

“We need to get to Winterhold. But it will be dangerous and I doubt I could pay you enough to compensate for that.”

“Doesn’t matter, as far as I’m concerned the danger is part of the payment. I mean The Penitus Oculatus.  This is going to be the most fun I’ve had in awhile.”

“Fun?”

“Yes, and I owe you for saving my life.  Thanks by the way.”

“Okay, but the only time I have seen either of you help, is when you were strangled and Eli not knowing how to put pants on.”

“Yes but, the fact that you are considering it means you have no idea how to get there.  If you ask every tavern owner where you’re going, you might as well surrender yourself to the Oculatus. They would find out where you’re going before you even got out of Whiterun hold.  Me and Eli could show you short cuts and know places to hide all throughout Skyrim. Me and Eli may be dumbasses but we’re dumbasses that you need.”

“Okay, fine!”

“Yes! I promise Reyla you won’t regret it.”

[keybladeisms-blog]

Okay just thing??? for a TLOA verse. Right now I’m only dragging a few characters into it because??? That would be a lot of character otherwise.

FLAME: - mid to late 20s - bounty hunter?? esq?? basically does whatever he needs to survive - stab stab shoot shoot - prefers bows over guns b/cuz bows are quiet and easier to find ammo for - he doesn’t have??? a troubled past b/cuz that would be cliched for him okay he just has like no past like-- even before the outbreak he had like no family no friends no w/e and the outbreak almost gave him something to do with his life - v v v v v heartless

DESTINY: - totally ripping off Ellie with her - basically she is Immune - was with Dawn when she was bit, Dawn did not survive - knows how to use knives in the basic sense of Stabby Stabby but that is about it - adorable but needs protecting

NAME: (because she’s in everything-) - leader of a cult based around the infected, viewing them as the saviors of the earth.  - manipulative, v good with her tongue - not in that way - ... maybe in that way too but don’t get that close to her - will purposefully infect people or trap people in places to get infected just because - did i mention she is the leader of a cult?? which means she has followers that are likely to fuck u up too

OATH: - real name, Elizabeth Warren - works for the Fireflies but mainly to protect her younger brother - goes back the name Oathkeeper to keep people from being able to track her down - guns guns guns guns guns - cold. just wants to protect her baby brother.  - do not pass go do not collect $200 let her shoot your face off

OBLIVION: - real name, Elijah Warren - technically?? works for the fireflies but isn’t really allowed to by orders of his Older Sister - blind - very blind - so very blind

[luciancityguard]

Listen whether it's crack or actually something very serious, Petra never fails to light a fire under his ass and get him back to writing. Honestly, I think he saved me from writers block because you write him so unapologetically for his choices and actions. He's very much like Seifer in that regard. In fact in a lot of ways the two have more in common than they like to admit. I love the chemistry Petra brings. He's so smug. I rate him 5/5 stab wounds 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal:

UGH!

This means so much because I literally feel the same way about Seifer! There’s the urge to reply to everything. Every small comment or snide side-remark; Petra just wants to have the last word every fucking time!

But like I said he’s a dickhead, not as much as he was in the Crown City, but he’s still an arrogant so-and-so; that’s a part of his character that’s never going away. 

They just bounce off each other so well, whether it’s crack, drama or trying to punch each other into oblivion. The reason for that is because they’re so alike, but too idiotic to see it!

I see those stabby knives btw