#BU T YEA H.

[inavagrant-a]

The way that there will come a day where Genshin is just done, like story wise, where the story is done and over and there'll no longer be updates, there'll no longer be quests, no more banners, no more new characters, no more story, and I don't know why the thought itself so wild to me. Like there will come a day where they're gonna be posting an update saying that the servers will become permanently down and that the game will be laid to rest.

Like dud e, my feelings your hono r.... ..

[moshpitgamma]

This was probably asked a lot but can we get a part 2 for Family Reunion?

YESSS FINALLY SOMEBODY HAS REQUESTED IT AGAIN🥹💗💗 I know this was requested to be up again HEAVILY so I now announce

Family Reunion Pt. 2

Word Count: 2.2k

Warnings: Language, Angst to Fluff

🥹💗🙌🏾TAG LIST: @syraxnyra @cheshirenjp @g-l-1-t-c-h-3-r @insomniacticartist

Ps. It’s 50/50 proofread😔🤘🏾💗

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3 years earlier...

“I don't care no more JD. I will really walk out of this resort and leave again if that’s what you want .” I said, grabbing my helmet from the nicely made table.”

“So much for a Family Reunion.....Hope we meet again, but on better conditions.”

That all happened 3 years ago and you haven’t spoken to your brothers ever since. You felt bad for walking out again, but you knew JD was tired of seeing you and basically still called you a mistake. They looked so happy together and they all looked so confused to see me. I knew my h/c hair looked a little pale and had started to age on me, but was I really that dierent?

All those questions were swirling in my head like a blizzard. I was trying not to let it get to my head, but it stopped when I heard a little cute and tiny voice.

“Mommy are you ok?” my daughter asked me.

“Yea im ok sweetie just a little shaken up that's all.”

I didn’t want my little rose to worry so I only told her I was just lost in thought. I knew she didn’t fully believe me because she came up to me and rubbed my cheeks.

��Don’t cry mama it’s gone be ok” she said as she smiled and rubbed her small s/c hand onto my face. My little Rosie is courageous just like her papa/mama (you can pick their gender and what type of troll they are) but unfortunately they died while Rosie was still an egg. So now I'm a single mom with an amazing kid. I would've told Rosie that she has uncles, aunts, and cousins, but I just don’t know how she will react.

“Maybe i'll tell her once she’s from school” I thought to myself

“Ok Rose go on and get ready so you can get on the bus for school hun.” I said in my sweet voice while I headed downstairs to start on our breakfast.

“Ok mama!” Rosie screamed as she made her way to her room in our two story pod.

It has been 15 minutes and now me and Rosie are currently eating our pancakes/waes, bacon, and assorted fruits, until we hear a knock.

“I'll get it mama!” Rosie said as she took o from the table. All I did was mumble an ok as I started to finish up my food and get on washing our dishes. I knew Rosie was on her way back when I heard her little quick-paced pitters of her little feet running back to the dining room. “Mama It’s a letter in gold” Rosie said astonished at the elegant and gold adorned letter. “Let me see, Rose” I say as I puzzledly grabbed the letter and started to open it. “It’s a letter from the Queen of Pop?!” I say in a confused but excited tone. “What would she want with me? I haven’t even spoken or seen her before” I say more confused as I try to put two and two together. “It says to come to her palace pod tomorrow with a suitcase with at least 4 days worth of clothes.” “Mama, are we gonna go?” Rosie asked me as she jumped up and down excited to see a queen in person.” I don’t know hun, but we need to hurry up if you’re trying to go to school” I say in a hurried tone as I tried to rush her outside to get on the bus. Right when we stepped outside the bus pulled up. “Bye babyyyy!” I yelled at her while she got on the bus “Bye mamaaaa!” Rosie yells back before she gets on and takes a seat.

“Now that she’s on the bus let’s go get sum errands done” I thought aloud.

(TIME SKIP)

“I finally have the pod clean and some groceries in the fridge so now time for a little relaxation.” While I was planning on fixing a little movie day for myself I suddenly saw the flash of gold in the corner of my eye. “Oh yea the letter” I thought. I gathered my snacks, started the movie and picked up the letter to inspect it further. “Why does the Queen want me?” “I hope I haven’t broken any royal law or something that I didn’t know about.”

Before I could continue my thinking session, I look over to the time and see that it’s around the time Rosie should be getting home. “Guess I might as well head outside” I say aloud to myself. As I opened the door I saw my little girl running towards me with a big smile and excited to see me again. “How was school hun, Are you hungry?” I asked her as i'm ready to prepare her some fresh blueberries and strawberries as a treat. “Yes momma I am and school was sooo fun.” She told me as she grabbed her bowl full of fruit and went to sit on the couch.

“Momma have you decided yet?” Rosie asked me as she suddenly appeared beside me to put her bowl in the sink. “How- Huh- When- Anyways what are you talking about baby?” I asked slightly surprised at how fast she finished her fruit AND how fast she showed up beside me.

“I’m talking about the letter momma.” Rosie said as she tilted her head. “Are we going to see the pretty Queen tomorrow?” I didn’t want to ruin her spirit, so I said yea and watched as she dragged me to her room to pack.

TIME SKIP TO THE MORNING (Sorry yall)

“Wake up hun we have to get ready to go over to the palace.” I shook Rosie so she could get ready. “Ok mama” Rosie said as she got ready.

After we got ready we started to head towards the palace

“Do you think she will let me wear one of her crowns, mama?” Rosie asked me as she daydreamed of the once-in-a-lifetime request. “I don’t know, baby, but are you excited?” I said as I let my little excitement show. “OF COURSE I AM!!” She screamed as she ran further ahead to the Queen’s pod. All I did was chuckle and hurried to catch up to her.

Once we finally made it to the palace, we were greeted by some guard trolls. “Ahhh Miss Y/N, The Queen is waiting for you inside. Would you like me to escort you?” The slight green guard asked me. They seemed to be a little taken back to seeing a child with me, but they decided to ignore it. “Of course, I would love that.” I said as I let them lead me into the huge pod.

Knock Knock Knock

“Your Majesty, Ms. Y/N is here, just as you requested.”

The guard said as she led us into a bright room where the Queen and some of her guards sat. “OMG it is sooo nice to finally meet you. Well oofficially meet if you really think about it.” The Queen said as she ran up to me.

“Awwww and I see you’ve brought a little guest with you too.” The queen said as she smiled giddily like a kid. “Your Majesty, it is a pleasure to meet you too and this is my daughter, Rosie.” I said as I watched as Rosie grow excited and nervous little by little. “Oh I didn’t know Branch had a niece and please just call me Poppy.” “Wait- You know my brother?” I asked Poppy as she looked at me in disbelief. “Um- yea Branch is my boyfriend”

“Wait- so how do you know ME? And why did you send me a letter to bring extra clothes?” I was confused and perplexed as to why THE Pop Queen wants me and how she knows that I was related to Branch. Branch didn’t even know about me and yet she still found me. “Mama who’s Branch?” Rosie asked me as she heard me ask Poppy how she knew my brother. “Honey I’ll tell you later, but right now me and Queen Poppy have to have a very serious conversation” “Ok mama” She said as she went to mess with one of the female guards.

“Look, I hope I'm not coming of disrespectful or anything, but please tell me why you need me.” I looked at Poppy desperately for an answer. “Branch wanted to see you and wanted to finally meet you and he wanted you to be in his life again.” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing and only nodded and swallowed the lump that formed in my throat. My little brother wanted to finally meet me. “I know it was weird to get a letter from the palace, but I really wanted to surprise Branch with his Older sister that he has never met before, except for that time you came to Bruce’s diner and surprised us all.” She rambled on and on, but you stopped her before she could continue. “Poppy- it’s ok and I'm glad Branch wants to see me.” I said as I watched a small smile formed on her face. “Looks like we’re right on time” Poppy says as she hears a few knocks from the gigantic doors.

She looked towards the enterance me and Rosie came through. Right then I couldn’t do anything, but stare at him.

He was a tall dull blue troll with blackish/dark bluish hair. “Branch?” I said as I felt the tears fall o my face. He looked just as shocked as I was. “Y/N...”

Before he could finish I ran and gave him the biggest hug in the world. I felt my shoulder getting damper by the second from his own tears, but I didn’t mind at all. “Oh spirits! It’s so nice to finally and properly see my baby brother besides having to stare at a blue decorated egg.” I said pulling away from him and moving his face around like he was a tiny little kid. (Kinda like what Clay did in the movie) “WHAT!” A loud scream was heard in the corner. Coming up to Branch was your daughter with a hung open mouth. “MOMMY HAS A BROTHER?!” Rosie screamed as she looked between you and her uncle. “Yes hunny I do” I laughed at my daughter's confusion. “Wait, you have a daughter?” Branch asked me as if he couldn't believe that he was an uncle to other kids besides Bruce’s. “Yes I do and Her name is Rosie.” I said as I looked at Branch’s face from my daughter’s name being named after our late grandma. “That was nice of you” He said to me before excusing himself to go talk to Poppy.

“GUESS WHO’S BACK” a loud deep yell was heard. “Ahh Fuck” I said out loud without realising.

Once I said that you could’ve heard a penny hitting the floor.

“Um surprise” Poppy said as she looked between me and JD and the tension in the air. “Um Rosie how about you go with Aunt Poppy and Uncle Branch while me and you Uncle JD talk.” She was stunned AGAIN for me dropping ANOTHER secret uncle onto her. Before she could go and bombard us with questions she was pulled out of the room with Branch and Poppy. I didn’t notice my other brothers being in the room with us too until I saw them backing out of the room also.

“Why are you here?” JD asked me, crossing his scarred arms and raising one eyebrow. “I was invited by Poppy. She helped me and Branch properly meet each other.” I waited for him to say some dumb crap about me, but it never came. I was ready to walk out of the room, but slight hiccups and snies were heard from the older man that was across from me. “What the-” “I'm so sorry Y/N. I never meant for you to leave. I was to caught up with trying to hit the family harmony and I totally fucked it up.”

HE was apologizing....

After so long..

I didn’t know how to feel and I only stared at him with a mix of shock and disbelief. “It’s hard being the oldest and ever since mom and dad left, It’s just been me. I shouldn’t have lashed out on you. You were never the problem, but when you left the pod when we were younger, it had done something to me and had made me live with regret ever since.” He meant every word, as his eyes started to become bloodshot from the constant streams of salty streaks running down his eyes.

“I get if you don’t want to speak to me ever again bu-”

It went silent…..

Jd was being embraced. You felt like everything was complete. He finally apologized and wanted to make things better. “I forgive you.” You said with tears in your eyes. “Thank you” was all he could muster up as he held onto you like his life depended on it. Everything was great until the door was busted wide open by one particular person. “BROZONE ARE MY UNCLES! AND MY AUNT IS THE FREAKING QUEEN!” Rosie said as she ran to me as if I said no more candy forever. Clay and the rest of them walked into the room ready to ask questions and hang out and I couldn’t wait to tell them everything “Guess the Family Reunion did happen again” I said as I looked at JD. “And on better conditions like you said”.

I HOPE YALL ENJOYED AND IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YALL WAIT WEEKS FOR THIS STORY😔I NEED TO DO BETTER BUT I HOPE YALL ARE SATISFIED

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Unhinged Game Commentary As RP Starters Pt.1

YEA BO- wait. What the fuck is this?

OH MY GOD THAT MUSIC. I'M TRIGGERED. I'M FLASHING BACK SO HARD. GOODBYE.

Don't be dramatic, you're fine.

NO I'M NOT. -SCREECHES-

Honestly I was playing _______ the other day. It was a traumatic experience for me.

Fuck that, yolo it.

No I'm not gonna yolo it.

Assless.

Speak my name when you arrive. Say my name boi.

Kinky.

Do you seriously remember that? Jesus christ that was so long ago.

Was it? I have no concept of time. I literally don't. Like none.

The bashtard. Basch. Baschtard. Vaangina.

*Gets out the hose. Pressure washes _______ with holy water*

I smell... something weird. Like hot glue.

*turns into swiss cheese*

RIP swissed ________.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. IS BURNING? I SMELL HOT GLUE. AM I DYING RIGHT NOW?! THEY SAY YOU SMELL HOT GLUE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A SEIZURE.

Where's the spy I wonder.

Dead raccoons smell a lot like melting brussel sprouts. Pro tip.

I-- I don't wanna know how you know that.

_______ the oversharing fuckwit. Relatable.

I genuinely forgot how to spell his name, and just don't care at this point.

Jar jar binks!!!

What the fuck was that noise?

Sell shit, be rich for about 5 seconds, then be poor.

He's just a teenage boy.

OH. I KNOW WHAT I'M SMELLING.

FUCKING FIREWORKS.

Sky pervert you say?

Everyone but me is like 'OH MY GOD ITS GUNSHOTS. 100 PERCENT GUNSHOTS. THE WORLD SO DANGEROUS.' And I'm like... bitch... its fireworks... 'NO -- ITS NOT -- I WAS IN THE ARMY I WOULD KNOW WHAT A GUNSHOT IS. PLUS, I JUST SAW THE FLASH FROM THE BARREL'. Excuse me... guns don't... guns don't flash.

That's not... how guns work.

Oh, what? I don't have my ______ with me.

I was waiting to see how long before you noticed.

Wow you guys are so mean. Not telling me I forgot my ______.

I'm gonna summon them like beatle juice.

Oh man, it didn't work.

Oh there you are. I tried to summon you like beatle juice but it didn't work.

Well you should'a said that chant over a dead possum. Then I would'a heard you.

Confession. I'm still hella weak for bunny tatas.

I DON'T REMEMBER ALL THE FAKE NAMES OKAY.

Clearly neither does _______.

Am I ready for this? Am I? Aaam I? I am, let's go.

Ah, so polite. You're also like. My well of never-ending potions.

Oooooo. Whip him. Whip him daddy.

I want to see him broken and bleeding and crying for more.

*gets the holy water hose again*

THATS NOT HOLY WATER. THERE'S NOTHING HOLY ABOUT IT. EXCEPT THAT IT FILLS ME WITH HOLES.

Exactly.

What big teef u have.

Every city looks pretty at night. They look better on FIRE at NIGHT.

We're not lighting _______ on fire.

WHY THE FUCK NOT? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS GASOLINE NOW?

Okay, _______? You can set that _____ right there on fire.

GONNA LIGHT IT UP SO BRIGHT. MAKE IT A FUCKING PHOENIX.

Hello sexy.

Nevermind. He looked better through the blurry window.

Everyone looks the god damn same to me.

[spongebob voice] Iiiiiii'm ready. Iiiiii'm ready.

I don't know if this is weird but, does catnip... smell like tea? Cuz I think it kinda smells like tea.

Wouldn't know, I've never smelled catnip that I can remember.

I missed my chance to be Cool and say 'I've never snorted catnip'. I disappoint myself.

Awwww, but I want to take out half your kingdom army with this.

Dang you only had 8 dollars? You're a poor ass soldier, what the fuck.

I guess I WILL just... sound the alarm.

sOUND THE ALARM. BEE BU DEE BU DAH DEE DEE DEE.

Now I'm gonna have to look that song up. God damn it.

You gonna slap her again?

God-- Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

DON'T STOP. BELIEVIN'.

n y o o m.

SUPER SAIYAN.

R i p t h a t du d e.

aAWWWWWWWWW WHAT ARE TH OSE? THEY'RE ADORABLE.

I can't find the god damn song.

lOOK AT THAT ARMOR.

Found ya, bitch.

I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE GOD DAMN FILTER.

THEY'RE ADORABLE. I WANT 10.

THE SHEEP LOOK LIKE MUPPETS, WHAT THE FUCK. THEY'RE SO CUTE.

______ are better.

_______ are blessings.

Jeez ______, god damn, put some eye drops in your eyes.

I mean. Its an honest mistake. At least you didn't go out into a sandstorm without your party to fight a _______.

FIX YOURSELF.

fIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

Okay. Let's just go with this.

Too many. I don't like it.

*sips cola*

i gOT THE COLA.

Ah, now ______, you look like you done this before.

SOMETHING ABOUT THAT JUST. ISN'T RIGHT.

I hate being blinded too... I say as I never wear glasses I need to wear.

'__________' sounds like a really cool _______ name, not gonna lie.

Hi, _______'s possible ancestor.

oHO DAMN SHE ANGERY.

*to the tune of shots* BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

I'll see myself out.

Here comes butts.

ANGERY BUNNY BUTT.

t h e f u c k w a s t h a t. That thing looked like something out of a nightmare.

THAT THING. NO. THE ALLIGATOR LOOKING BITCH.

I'm here and I AM queer.

THOT.

SCARY BITCH.

Hello queer. I'm ace.

THE BACON PEPPERONI WOLF.

I don't know why they did this but. God. Horrible clashing colors.

You wouldn't eat that.

I WOULD EAT IT. BET IT TASTES LIKE CYANIDE AND HEARTBURN.

Why am I friends with you?

That skirt is not functional. This... is both problem and not a problem at all. Its a problem because why bother wearing anything at all at that point. Its not a problem because at least it keeps the perverts happy.

I hate those boots. I wish you'd just put on actual pants.

Fight her boots.

That dysfunctional wardrobe is the final boss.

Jar jar binks got big. Stronk stronk bigs.

THERE BE ANOTHER ONE.

AAAAARRRRR. YE BE AFTER ME TREASURE?

I can't be a pirate anymore though, so...

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Cure me, bitch.

*HEAVENLY CHORUS IN THE BACKGROUND*

All I can imagine is that skyrim video, with the crier, flying away into the horizon as he’s giving a sermon.

HE ASCENDED.

That feeling when you kick the power strip and knock the internet out.

Don't kick power strips. Power strips are friends.

This is what happens when I never sit at a desk.

Why do I do this to me.

I love ______. He's a good. But not really. He's an asshole, but, we love him anyway.

He tried to be a dad. I'm proud of him.

All fictional redheads are Good, But Not Really.

Okay well. Maybe not ALL of them. Judge _____ all you want. Stupid fuck.

______'s the only ginger who'se excused.

I feel like ____ wears that title proudly... I almost typed tittie.

Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

V IOLENT CO UGHING.

Wind sure is loud today.

I WANT TO ADOPT ALL OF THE ________.

I wanna be a sky pirate.

Let _______ have the tittie of bitch.

The tittie of bitch? Really?

I CHOKED ON MY FUCKING CHILI.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.

TRAITOR.

_______'s a dick and he can go choke on it.

Fingers do have bad days.

My fingers are dyslexic, pass it on. Calling you stupid bone sausages out.

NO. I'M SORRY. FORGIVE ME. HAVE MERCY.

No mercy.

I dunno, _________, should I forgive you? Should I? Should I...?

Y e s. You should forgive me. I'm an angel, remember?

Angels don't talk about eiffel tower dick.

Besides the eiffel tower incident--

I... I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Dead. I died.

Yesterday I died.

GET OUT. And take your pain with you!

Bye. Have a nice sleep out in the middle of the _______.

Yeah, I ditched him. I don't even care if he's asleep. I ditched him.

[mr-aftons-rotting-pussy]

Finally watched the Afton getting springlocked scene clip that's on YouTube and I feel like blowing up a building

Why is he so hot when he DIES!!!!! Why is old man suffering SEXY!!!!! I heard him say "I always come back" and felt like I was going to explode!!!! Raugh!!!!!!

OMGGGFG ERM....... YEA..... HEY H HEY.... HAIII...... UMMM ...........😁 <-guy who is normal

im literally so . SO FUCKING INSNAE BAOUT THE . THE WHOLE SCENW LIKE WHYYY WHY IS IT LIKE THAT EHY DID THYE DO THIS. TO ME HWY DO THEY WANT ME TO DIE PERSONALLY. OMGGGG WHEN HE...... WHEN HE ENTERED....... LIKE IDKKKK IDK IT GOT ME SO BAD WHEN I WATCHED THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME OIKE. ACTUAL CHILLSSSS MAN I WASNT FUCKING EXPECTING SPRINGBONNIE I RWALLY WASNT ...... AND SHES...... OMGGGG SHE LOOKS TO FUCKING TALLLL AND GOR HWATTT FOR WHATTT ?????? 😨 THEY DIDNT NEED TO MAKE HER SO BIG AND SCARY ?!?!?!!??!?!? 😨

GOD THE. THE COSTUMES AND EVERYTHING R SO GUCKING GOOD

..... LITERALLY. sobs ansd cries if it was all cgi i wouldve killed myslef. Not Joking.

but the

..... oughhhhhhh...... the fucking buildinggg..... reapondi......tue building responding and creaking and breaking and blowing up in response to aftons agony..... like hes . his EVIL is too much o contain....... im gonnaaaa im gonnaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!! LIESKKKKK 😨😨😨😨

that split second of. the blood seeping thru the fabric when the first springlock goes off......... the. the way it......pushes itself deeper omgg omgggg like. Like its so horrific it really is like im still boggled out of my boogles that we Saw That like its REAL. il weve had twn million fanworks interpreting n protraying r whatever yhis fr luke Actual Years but like....... the way.....the way the movie doessa ittttttt 😨.... stoppp stop ittt.... st.op

hos FUCKING !!!!!!!!! INSULTING THEMMMM STOPPP STOPPP ITTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 OMGGG WHO LET THIS MAN. STOPPOOPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN THE LIGHTS..... WHEN THE SPOTLIGHTS HIT HIM....... 😟 like the..... omgggg like he LAREADY UNMASKED HIMSELF CAUSE. OMGGGG...... LIKE HE ALREADY DID BU T THEY DID IT AGAIN N!!!! LITERALLY LIKE . THE MOMENT THEY STEAL THEPOWER FROM GIM. AND AS SOON AS HES LOST, AS THE SPRINGLOCKS DIG DEEPER, ALL THAT MACHINERY, HIS PRIDE AND JOY, THE SYMBOL OF HIS POWER TURNED ON HIM............. AND HE PUTS THE MASK BACK ON. HE PUTS THE MASK BACK ON. HE PUTS THE MASK BACK ON. HE PUTS THE MASK BACK ON. HE PUTS THE MASK BACK ON. HE PUTS THE MASK BACK ON.

HA..... HAH........ AHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!? IM. WHERWAM IIIIO ITS S DARK IN HEREEE I. EYE😨 AHHHHHHHHHH !!!!;!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daddyyy88]

Don’t come back | Robin Buckley x y/n

if you’d like you can reblog my original work, but please don’t post it without credit. if you take inspiration from my ideas please tag me, I’d like to see how someone else would write it

word count: 1.7k

warnings: heartbreak, breakup, y/n is really really sad, ?

summary: requested

Robin couldn’t figure out why she felt like this. Everything was perfect. You were doing all the right things and yet, Robin didn’t feel that warmth in her chest that she used to feel as much as she did at the beginning of your relationship when you kissed her, or hugged her, or even looked her way.

The last straw for her is when you called her and she didn’t actually want to say I love you at the end of the call. She felt like that spark wasn’t quite as strong as before. So the next day you called her, playing with the engagement ring you got her, hoping she’d convince you to come home so you could propose already.

“Hi, baby. I miss yo-” you said and Robin cut you off. She groaned and said “y/n, don’t. Don’t- don’t say stuff like that” “what? What’s wrong? Why?” You said, eyes widening. She sighed and you started to get nervous.

Never in a million years did you expect the next few words to come out of her mouth.

“I don’t think this is working anymore” she said, making your heart drop. You gasped, tears filling your eyes. You covered your mouth, trying to fight the sobs.

You couldn’t, not when you planned your entire life with the woman who was trying to break up with you. “W-Why- Why would you s-say something like that?” You asked, sniffling. She scoffed and said “come on, y/n, don’t cry. I hate when you-”

“N-No! No, you don’t g- get to tell me not to cry. I- I-I don’t- I don’t understand, everything has been so- so good, w-what changed?” You asked, struggling to breathe. She bit her lip and said “I just…I don’t feel that spark anymore. I don’t know if this is enough anymore”

“What, l-like I’m not enough or something?” You said, chuckling sadly. Robin winced and said “y/n you know that’s not what I mean” “I don’t k-know anything, R-Robin, I thought- I- I knew that you were the one, you were in- in love with me, you didn't want to break up with me…but cl- clearly I was wrong” you said and she began to cry a little.

It almost felt like you were the one breaking up with her. She hadn’t felt so strongly about you in weeks, so why all of a sudden did she feel this way breaking up with you?

“Babe I-” “no…don’t call me that.” You said and sighed shakily. You sniffled and said “I hope y- you’re happy. I hope that you’re happy with t-this decision, Robin” “I- I’m not- you know this is just as hard for me” she said and you scoffed.

“Is it? Is it really?” You said. You wiped your tears and shook your head. It was silent for a while before you said “get out of my house. I own it. If you need help I suppose you can ask but don't ask me, ask my assistant, because I can’t talk to you ever again. Not after this”

“Okay…yea, yea I’ll be out of here by the end of the week” she said and you sniffled. You hung up the phone, sighing shakily as you threw the box across the room. You sunk to your knees, sobs racking your body.

All you wanted in a time like this was Robin's comfort. It’s all you wanted. But you couldn’t have that anymore. She took that away, and you don’t even know why. Did you do something? Did you deserve it? Maybe you really just weren’t enough.

Of course she conveniently decided to do this the night before you perform in Hawkins, and debut the song you wrote about her. You tried to fight it, but you couldn’t help but cry as you sang the song. You managed to finish it decently, but tears streamed down your face the whole time.

Your big brother, Eddie, ran on stage as you cried and hugged you tight, kissing your head and taking you back to the bus. He put you on the bed, rubbing your back gently as you cried. “What happened?” He asked and you sniffled.

“S-She broke up with me,” you said and he gasped. He shook his head and said “I-I- I don’t…weren’t you going to propose? What happened?” “Yea, I was! I was so fucking excited, and I called her hoping she’d beg me to come home so I could propose but she broke up with me! I don’t even know why!” You shouted, angry and sad and upset and feeling so many things at once.

Eddie comforted you through the pain like he always did growing up. Every time your parents would fight he was there for you. Every time your dad picked on you because you weren’t his he defended you and promised nothing would change the fact you were his sister. And now, he comforts you once more during the worst breakup of your life.

You finished the tour, fans had already figured out you and Robin broke up because you cried through that song 3 times before they took it off the set list and you just hadn’t been the same since. You’d been so quiet and sad and your shows weren’t as good as they were before. You were exhausted mentally, but going home would just remind you of everything you and Robin had together so you just powered through it.

Steve came to pick you up after the show because Eddie was busy in a meeting for his band and you didn’t want to trouble him. “Hey…are you okay?” He asked, pulling you into a hug. You sighed and shook your head.

“I don’t trust you not to tell Robin so I don’t wanna talk about it” you said and he winced slightly. He helped you load your bags up and gave you a breakfast sandwich to eat. You didn’t want to go home, you wished you had literally any place else to go to.

Robin's car was gone, so she probably had already left like you’d asked her to. You wished she had said it was a joke and she didn’t mean it, making your favorite sound, her laugh.

You stepped in the house, setting your bags down as tears welled up in your eyes. You took a deep breath and Steve brought the rest of your stuff in. He hugged you tight and said “if you need anything, call me” You nodded and thanked him before closing the door behind him and locking it.

You leaned against it, tears fighting to spill over. You couldn’t handle being here. Too many memories of Robin lived within these walls. You moved to the couch, scoffing as you could still smell her all over the cushions. You turned on the TV, her favorite show playing.

It was all too much. You just wished things would end and get better. You missed her so fucking much. You wanted to marry her, build your life together, have kids together. She ruined all of that for you, and you don’t even get to know why.

Months go by, and you start to feel just a little better. You moved out of that house, and even got yourself a cat. You started going to therapy, and learned to live life without Robin. You never wanted to, but you couldn’t mope around for the rest of your life.

It’s been nearly 6 months now, and one morning you’re about to hop in the shower when you hear a knock on your door. You roll your eyes and slip your hoodie back on, quickly running to the front door.

You gasped as you opened the door to see your ex girlfriend. You had seen her or spoken a word to her since that phone call. “Y/n,” she said and tears filled your eyes. You shook your head and said “what are you doing here?”

“I just…I wanted to apologize. I- I know I really hurt you and you’ve been going through a lot and stuff-” she said and you cut her off. You scoffed and said “yea, Robin you broke up with me over the phone in the middle of my tour without even giving me an explanation. Kinda fucked up if you ask me”

“I’m- I’m sorry, y/n. I- I made a mistake. I did. I thought that things were getting too different but the truth is that I just hadn’t seen you in so long and I just felt so distant from you but I didn’t realize it until it was too late. I can’t stop thinking about you, and I regret everything I did. Breaking up with you was the dumbest decision I’ve ever made” she said and you sighed.

You bit your lip and said “Robin…I- I can’t. I’m finally getting somewhere, I can’t go through that again. I can’t live in fear for the rest of my life that any time I go on tour you’re gonna want to break up. You don’t understand how much you hurt me. Robin I- fuck, I was going to propose! You took away my entire future, I don’t know if you realized that”

“Y-…You were gonna propose?” Robin asked and you wiped your tears away, a shaky sob leaving your lips. You nodded and said “Robin, I…I’m- I can’t do this again. It d-destroyed me last time. I won’t put myself through it again” “it’s not- I’m not gonna make the s-same mistakes, y/n. I lo-”

“Robin, please. Go. Don’t come back. I just want to move on” you said and she sighed. She nodded and turned around slowly making her way to the steps. You closed the door and squeezed your eyes shut.

A shaky breath left you, almost in physical pain because of how badly you wished you could have Robin back. But you knew this was only temporary. Getting back together with her would leave you worried that she would fall out of love with you again for the rest of your life. You won’t put yourself through that.

You sniffled as you walked away from the door, sitting down on the couch and wiping your tears. You watched her car pull out of the driveway and took a deep breath. You were grateful for everything you and Robin had together but you couldn’t keep thinking about it and obsessing over it, it only reminded you of how painful the words “I don’t think this is working anymore” felt when she spoke them.

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Here in this labyrinth (I’m trapped) Chapter 2

WARNINGS: Transphobia Being outed Homophobia Dysphoria Misgendering Deadnaming Stress Cussing Crying Arguing Fighting

3:57, Kyle arrives home from school. He slumps up the stairs, and enters his room. He drops his backpack onto the floor by his bed and climbs into his bed. He reaches for his phone on his nightstand, and starts to scroll on instagram.

3:57, Cartman is at home, scrolling through the photos he took of Kyle’s diary, now being able to read the words thoroughly without being caught. Eventually, Cartman thinks of a plan. “I will send it to Bebe and Clyde, so when they talk about it at school (because they cant keep their mouths shut) they will be overheard by others, and it will spread and spread to the point it can’t be connected back to me.” He thinks to himself.

3:58, Kyle decides to text Stan a question he’s been wondering a while. “Hey, where did you (and kenny) even find my diary?”

3:58, Stan looks up from the video game he was playing and looks at the text on his phone. “Sh*t.” Stan whispers, turning off his video game. He screenshots the text and sends it to Kenny. “What the f*ck do I say?”

3:59, Cartman comes up with an even better idea to spread the truth about Kyle.

3:59, Kenny checks his about ten years old andriod, and it reads a text from Stan. Kenny quickly texts back. “Just say we found it on the floor in the hall… unless you want to tell him that CARTMAN read his diary.”

4:00, Stan responds to Kenny’s text. “I’m obviously not going with the second option.” Stan texts Kyle back, “We just found it on the floor, and your name was on the cover so we went to return it.”

4:00, Kyle reads the text and sighs. “Well, atleast Cartman didn’t read it.”

Stan stares at the text for a while, guilt building up inside of him. “Haha, yea.” Is all he responds with, going into the kitchen to leave his phone on the counter before returning back to the living room.

Kyle sighs, putting his playlist on shuffle and pulling a book out of his backpack to read. 

Kenny reads a magazine on his bed with Karen next to him, humming a song to drown out his parents arguing for the both of them.

Cartman can’t help but laugh, feeling on top of the world, printing many copies of the pictures he took earlier. “She will never see what’s coming for her.” He smiles.

And that was the last Friday that Kyle felt human.

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Sunday night, Cartman snuck into school and taped pictures of Kyle’s diary all over the walls and on the doors of Kyle’s, Kenny’s, and Stan’s lockers. He knew he would get caught eventually, but he keeps his mindset as “as long as people found out Kyle is a girl, and I ruin his life, then I don’t care how much trouble I get into.” He finishes his horrible deed and leaves the school, a smile on his face.

Monday morning, Kyle wakes up as usual, gets ready for school like a regular Monday, and heads to the bus stop. “Hey guys, where’s Cartman?” Kyle questions, noticing the boy not there. “I think hes already at school.” Stan replied, Kenny nodding next to him. “What- why? Doesn’t he hate school?” He asks. Stan just shrugged, and eventually the bus came to take the three boys to school.

The second Stan, Kenny, and most importantly Kyle, came through the door, everyone’s heads turned to look at them. Kyle felt his hands start to sweat as he heard the whispers from the students as him and his friends walked by. “What the h*ll is up today?” Kenny whispers. Stan sighs before replying with, “Right? What dumb*ss rumor was spread around this time?” Kyle couldn’t help but feel like this wasn’t all three of them, that it was just him everyone was gossiping about. Suddenly Wendy walks up to Kyle. “I’m so sorry about this whole thing. Cartman is an assh*le, if you need to talk I’m here.” She says, hugging Kyle, and then walking away. “What the f*ck was that?” Kenny asks. Kyle just shrugs dumbfounded. “Cartman did something again.” He sighs. “Like always.” Kenny giggles.

Kyle, Stan, and Kenny arrive at their lockers, and see the print outs of Kyle’s diary on their locker doors. Stan and Kenny’s lockers are next to eachother, and they grab the paper off the lockers and slowly look at eachother, reading small parts of the papers. “Oh sh*t.” Stan says.

Stan and Kenny run to Kyle, and see him staring at the paper with a completely miserable look on his face. “Kyle…?” Stan says softly. Kyle throws his backpack into his locker before slamming it, and turning to look at Stan and Kenny. “You guys told me Cartman didn’t see it!” “Well, We didn’t know he’d take pictures of it.” Stan shrugs. “You knew he read it and didn’t even say anything?!” Kyle seethes. “Both of you? I thought you both knew better.” Kyle throws the paper on the ground, stomps on it, and storms down the hallway, searching for Cartman.

Finally, Kyle sees the boy in the bathroom washing his hands. “Cartman!” Kyle screams. Cartman jumps and turns to Kyle. “I know it was you.” Kyle says, slowly walking towards Cartman. “What?” He says, not hiding it very well. “I know you f*cking outed me to the whole school. You think that you could do this and not even have it cross my mind at all that it could’ve been you?! You really are stupid.” Kyle’s words spill out, anger rising just looking at Cartman. “You outed me. You outed me to the whole school.” Kyle says, tears pricking his eyes. “Aw, don’t cry, Kylie-” Cartman says before getting interrupted. Kyle grabs Cartman’s shirt. “DO NOT call me that, you assh*le! What is wrong with you?!” Kyle yells, letting Cartman’s shirt go before leaving the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

Kyle runs down the halls, “I can’t believe everyone betrayed me like this.” He thinks over and over again and he runs to his locker to get his phone. He sees the stares of everyone, class still hasn’t started yet. He grabs his phone out his bag, slams his locker, and runs to a corner where no one goes. “C’mon mom… please pick up!” He thinks. Finally the ringing stops and he hears his mom’s voice on the other line. “Kyle? Aren’t you at school? Is something wrong?” She asks. “Y-yeah there is, actually. Something really, really bad happened and I need you to pick me up.” Kyle says shakily, between sobs. “Okay, Kyle. I’ll be there in an hour, is that okay?” “Yeah, it’s okay.” He says. “Okay. Love you, bubbie.” She says, hanging up the phone. 

Kyle heads to his first class, which he (thankfully) doesn’t have Cartman in. He doesn’t even have Stan or Kenny in it, which, for the first time, he is kind of relieved about. He can’t focus in class, completely embarrassed about all the secrets that have been revealed, him being trans and his big and quite unexplainable crush on Stan being the main two.

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anyway that put me in a Mood, and combined with my other recent post it reminded me of an experiment I’ve been pondering for years

google hits for the various permutations of ordering the individual words within ‘Spongebob Squarepants’:

Spongebob Squarepants - 35,900,000 but that one’s kinda expected, not what I’m interested in. Squarepants Spongebob - 843,000 but see below Bobpants Spongesquare - 3,680 Spongepants Squarebob - 2,550 Squarebob Spongepants - 989 Spongesquare Bobpants - 516 Bobsponge Squarepants - 443 Bobsponge Pantssquare - 433 Bobsquare Spongepants - 128 Bobpants Squaresponge - 104 Pantssquare Bobsponge - 83 Squaresponge Bobpants - 55 Pantsbob Squaresponge - 54 Spongepants Bobsquare - 53 Bobsquare Pantssponge - 36 Pantsbob Spongesquare - 33 Spongebob Pantssquare - 10 Spongesquare Pantsbob - 7 Squaresponge Pantsbob - 6 Squarepants Bobsponge - 5 Pantssquare Spongebob - 5 Pantssponge Bobsquare - 3 Squarebob Pantssponge - 1 Pantssponge Squarebob - 1

Squarepants Spongebob gets a ton of false positives from things like The Origin of SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete First Season (DVD)

also literally like half of these are the titles of YTPs or other forms of youtube shitpost

here’s a chart of all the positions and how many times each word appears in them though (again, excluding those first two lines for being basically irrelevant to this exercise):

1 2 3 4 Sponge 3136 941 4835 283 Bob 4824 1087 715 2569 Square 1056 775 3152 4212 Pants 179 6392 493 2131

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Me? On n off daydreaming a crossover with one of my fandoms and an original story? It’s more likely than u think

[pizzaplex-security-logs]

Into The Breach [Tyo Log I]

Your view from your apartment is a foggy barren parking lot. Being so far from downtown most of the buildings around you are flat outlet malls, gas stations, or vacant shells of old stores. It's still early morning, the only life to be seen are the few cars speeding down the freeway to get to their jobs in the city. You take a final drag of your cigarette, and toss it out the window. -bzzt- Your phone vibrates in your back pocket, It was Ike. Not a big surprise he’s texting you this early, he has been taking more shifts at the mall lately and he’s a bit of a slacker.

I: Good morning binkus T: gm gm I: You and Isa are still job hunting right? T: … Yes I: WHY DID YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT! This is a good one ok I swear T: hmmm ok what's the job I: My boss told me we are understaffed in security and asked me to refer some people if I know anybody. I: Which means WE COULD ALL WORK TOGETHER!! T: YO! That would be fun Don't you hate it there though I: Don't worry about it. You guys gotta hurry though cause she wants people who are gonna be ready right away Can you both be here by like noon? T: Yea I'll get ready and go get her.

You put your phone away and go to grab your coat and wallet. You wouldn't normally just take a job recklessly like this, but the money you are making on commissions isn't cutting it. Plus having a bit of extra spending money couldn't hurt. - The bus ride to the city is long, but you don't mind a little extra time to think and look out the window. Now that you are getting close to Isa, it's probably a good idea to warn her since she is probably still asleep. The phone rings a few times before you hear her answer, voice still light from rest. “H-Hello?” “Hey. Ike just messaged me and said that there were 2 really good positions opened up at that huge animatronic mall.” “ Oh nice,” She sounds a bit jarred “Sorry I just woke up so maybe we can talk-” The bus chime rings for your stop “I know I woke you up, but Ike said we had to come in now, I'm already basically at your house so I'll see you soon and we can take the bus” you state before hanging up. As you step onto the sidewalk you pause for a second and look at your phone. Probably a bit too abrupt on your part, you aren't always the best when it comes to communication, but Isa has known you now for almost 2 years so she has likely caught on to that by now. After a short walk through the small residential suburb you get to her front door. She lives in a charming little house with a yard with her family. Even before you ring the doorbell you can hear Isa’s mom and younger brother in a shouting match inside. You hesitate for a second, probably not the best time to be showing up uninvited, until you hear a soft “Hey!” Isa leans out the basement window grinning at you. Her long blonde hair messy from bed. She’s still glowing somehow though. You wish you could look like that when you wake up. “Just come in through here” She chimes and tucks back into her bedroom. Following her, legs first; you shimmy through and land on her beanbag. Besides the yelling upstairs her room feels like a haven to you. Warm and homey, video games, action figures and other random things to catch your eye are scattered around, bright neon signs bathe the room in ambient blue and pink hues, and posters cover almost every square inch of wall. You sit on her bed as she gets ready, and fall back looking at the ceiling. Her single sonic poster stares back down at you from above and you chuckle to yourself. - After a short bus ride the two of you step out onto the parking lot. A massive mall standing fantastically and ominously on the opposite side. The huge neon sign reading “FREDDY FAZBEAR’S MEGA PIZZAPLEX” is bright even in the midday sun. People steadily feed in and out of the row of massive glass front doors, Teenagers playing music out of their cars linger in the parking lot, Parents walking past you holding hands of hyper laughing children. You haven't seen anything this lively in this town since you moved here. You both have passed the mall on the road before, and heard about it since it opened, but this is the first time you have really gotten a look at it head on like this. “What the fuck this is awesome” Isa gasps “I have never seen a mall this big before… why here?” You say, still unable to look away from the reflective beacon on the horizon “Ike is a rat for never bringing us here” She pouts, glancing over at you “That's true” You both start across the cement, and through the front entrance. The Plaza’s entrance is lush with palm trees and neon lights wrapping around the walls and corners. But the first thing you notice is the massive golden statue of the franchise mascot Freddy Fazbear in the center, looming over the bustling guests. The crowds put you on edge, all the voices and sounds mixed together sound like a deep rumbling engine powering this bizarre mega-mall. Before you can get too caught up in your thoughts though, you feel a hard slap on the back as somebody comes up behind you and Isa, calling out “Hey guys!” It was Ike.. Ike is a bit taller than you both, with scruffy strawberry blonde hair and freckles. He’s wearing a security uniform with a loose fitting

windbreaker overtop. His tie is loose. “I see you two managed to make it on time. Surprising ” He chuckles to himself as he pushes the two of you forward to continue walking. You continue taking in the sights as the three of you make your way up the escalator “You know Tyo had to wake me up for this!” Isa chirps at Ike “Well maybe if you didn't sleep so much-” Before he can finish they are already squabbling. It’s normal for them to bicker like an old married couple, and they are always both laughing by the end of it anyways. “I’ll bring you in to meet boss lady and you can start your shift” He continued. The two of you froze in your tracks at that last statement. Processing it for a minute. “...Now?” You stared at him in disbelief He laughed “Yes, now dingus” and led you both into a dimly lit, cluttered office. Behind the desk was a middle aged woman, hunched over an outdated computer clacking away at a loud keyboard. She glanced up for a moment when the three of you walked in but didn’t turn her head away from her screen. “Brought the newbies in. they are all ready to go for the new security shifts.” Ike called out to her “Gotcha” she muttered, glancing at us before grabbing something under her desk and reaching over to hand it to us. Two uniforms. “Go put those on. I don't have the time for a debrief right now so Ike will show you around and tell you what you need to do and I can go over your specific tasks with you and get you on payroll tomorrow morning.” She glances at her watch and suddenly stands up, grabbing a blazer from her chair “I have to go meet with an inspector so just don't mess anything up and you’ll be fine.” She warns, before leaving the office in a flash. You look down at the uniform, and then back at Ike. “So starting today huh?” You say, raising your eyebrows at him. With all the red flags you have noticed so far you can't help but sound a bit disapproving . “Hey, I’m sorry! We are in a tight spot right now and I know I can count on you both. Just go change and I’ll show you guys around.” You nod and leave to change. Sure it was all a bit sketchy but you and Isa both need a job, that’s for sure, and Ike gets paid pretty well as far as you know so it can’t be so bad. The staff bathroom in this office is cramped, and dingy. You carefully change into the uniform and take a look in the mirror. A seemingly basic black and white uniform. The slacks are surprisingly comfortable, looking at your reflection, your eyes then settle on the patch on your chest, It reads “security” with an embroidered alligator head that’s wearing funky star shaped sunglasses. You don’t recognize this character, granted you aren't exactly an expert when it comes to Fazbear Entertainment, they likely have a lot of animatronics here. Leaving the bathroom, Isa is already changed and talking with Ike. “Hey why the hell does Tyo get pants?” She’s wearing a similar uniform to yours but with short sleeves and a black skirt. You notice her patch has a sun and moon face. ‘Odd’ you think to yourself. “Wellll, we don't have many of the women's uniform, Tyo got lucky and got the men's one I guess” Ike shrugs “Your uniform is cute Isa, I prefer pants anyway. Plus don't act like you don't like your skirt” You say to her, as she sticks her tongue out at you playfully. Mike glances down at his wrist, sporting a goofy fazbear memorabilia watch. He turns away and brings it to his mouth, mumbling something you can’t hear. He then turns back to both of you. “Alright boys, let's get going.” He starts leading you both out of the office and back down into the mall “You both have separate areas to cover today. All you have to do is make sure parents and their kids seem happy, Got it?” “And if they aren't?” You ask, glancing around the mall full of people. “Don't worry about it really. Just ask the animatronics, they know what they are doing.” Ike says, before you start to feel the ground under you rumble with heavy metallic steps. “Yes, He is right!” A cheery but electronic voice booms behind you. You turn around in

full alert, as if you aren't on edge enough already. The giant animatronic bear stands in front of the three of you. It shines with a bright coat of paint reflecting the neon lights. His presence alone causes a few people to flock and take pictures. “Hello superstars! I’m Freddy, Nice to meet you.” It says, big cutesy ears wiggling along with a bright metal smile. You let out a sigh, hoping that's the last time you get snuck up on today. Ike steps beside the robot and pats its metal arm, “Hey big guy, these are the new employees taking over.” “How wonderful! I am quite sure you two will love my friends in no time. Do not be afraid to ask them anything. It is in our programming to help out our friends!” the animatronic exclaimed. You silently stared back at it, that thing has to have thousands of prerecorded voice lines because that statement was weirdly specific. You glanced over to Isa, who was staring at it in complete shock, until she says; “I’m Isa, nice to meet you Mr.… uh, Freddy” You held back a chuckle, and decided to humor Ike as well by introducing yourself to the large metal rockstar. “I’m Tyo.” Isa was looking at you with the same bewildered expression, making it harder for you to hold in a laugh. “Yeah this is my big guy Freddy, I’m sure you already knew his name considering it's plastered everywhere, We don't have much time for pleasantries right now though, kind of on a timer here y’know? We’ll walk and talk” He starts leading you both further down the hall, Exchanging a wave with Freddy as it gets surrounded by fans. Ike picks up his pace as he leads you to a pair of doors, above them reading SUPERSTAR DAYCARE. “We can all meet in this hall when our shifts end around 8pm.” The doors swing open automatically. Blaring pop music pounds on your eardrums. Children laughing and screaming on top of it. This room is a mess of color and murals. A statue of two massive golden sun and moon themed characters sit in the middle of this room full of parents. Walking further in, the three of you overlook the rest of the daycare, full of massive jungle gyms and a ball pit bigger than any you have ever seen. “Oh shit you ok Isa?” Ike said in concern. She has her hands on her head, all this sensory stimulation probably isn't great for someone who just woke up a couple of hours ago. “Yeah” she says quietly, nodding her head. “Well I'll save my monologue for later then. I have the perfect solution for you.” He leads her to a tunnel slide that wraps down all the way to the ballpit on the floor below. “Your solution is having me go down a slide?” She scoffs “Yeah, that's definitely it. Smart-ass.” He said sarcastically, he then motioned for her to sit inside. She makes her way in, and before she can sit down Ike gives her a push, sending her zooming, he shouts to someone below “SUNNN~ You have a new friend! She needs some candy!!” She comes toppling out into the plastic orbs below, and cusses back up at Ike, causing you both to break out into laughter. - “All right let's get out of here” Ike chuckles while wiping a tear away “We have some ground to cover before we make it to gator golf” “... Gator golf.” You retort blankly “Yeah that's your zone. You get to make sure kids don't hit each other with golf clubs, and take care of Monty.” “So mini putt and a robot. Seems easy enough.” You respond, looking around at all the people as the two of you make your way through the main floor of the mall. Ike is oddly silent, you look over to him and he is smiling nervously. “What's up, why are you making that face?'' Ike has never been great at hiding his emotions so it's obvious when something is off with him. “Well easy might be a strong word for it” He sighs “Monty has some… Behavioral issues I guess. It shouldn't be too bad though dont worry about it” He quickly dismisses himself. “What the- don't bullshit me Ike what's up, is it dangerous?” You continue, trying to pry it out of him. “Well, not that dangerous. You just have to be careful, that's all. Monty gets destructive and anyone working that zone

has to be able to contain him, so he doesn't break anything or hurt anyone.” He says, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck. You process this for a minute before responding. “Why do you keep talking about it like it's a person?” You ask. “Huh?” “You keep saying stuff like ‘He has behavioral issues’ or ‘he’s destructive’. If the robot’s broken, why not just replace it?” He stops walking and looks at you. You rarely see Ike get serious so you stop walking too, a bit anxious now. “Just don't go into this with assumptions, Tyo. It's more complicated than that” He says, with an almost worried look on his face. You are a bit thrown off, not to mention confused, but you nod in understanding. - The main floor of the plaza has several attractions that seem to be the main money makers of the building. The two of you stand in front of one of these displays decorated with cardboard cutout grass and big fake lanterns. “Here it is, Monty’s Gator golf” Ike reads, a notification chimes from his watch. “Ok I've gotta dash, but if you need me just bang my line.” he says as he tosses you a walkie talkie. “Yeah sounds good man. See you at 8” You wave, turning back to the sign. Nothing you can really do but walk in at this point. You hook your walkie onto your belt and make your way in. This attraction was quite different from the daycare you saw Isa disappear into, it was dark, lit in moody green tones. Projected fireflies danced around the swamped themed plants and decorations, nature sounds and low music played over the speakers. Most of the customers here were mostly teens or young adults, either playing mini putt or running around causing trouble. You still hadn't seen the gator yet though, you continued walking through the golf courses, hand on your walkie to ease your nerves. You didn't plan on using it but knowing it was there kept you steady. As you walked you were stopped by a little kid standing in your path, staring unblinking right at you, awkwardly you stopped in your tracks. You probably were putting the customers off by looking so serious, so you mustered a little fake smile and waved. This was pointless, as the kid didn't budge. Your face dropped and you uncomfortably stepped around the child and kept walking. You take a deep breath in and out as you start taking in the scenery in an attempt to loosen up. The whole attraction was massive, you always had a soft spot for tacky indoor nature displays, the fake plastic trees sticking out of the floor and the frogs croaking over the speakers really appealed to the dino loving kid you used to be. Then, something caught your eye. Up above is a grid of metal catwalks, seemingly for maintenance of the whole course. Through the leaves you catch a glimpse of a large figure squatting down, watching you. A pair of bright red reflective eyes are the only feature you can make out - “Hey!” A hand pokes your shoulder as a voice from behind you makes you jolt, one hand on your walkie and one hand outwards in a defensive position you twist around quickly. When you see that it's just another worker you glance away, embarrassed. ‘3rd jumpscare today…’ you think to yourself, your face already feeling red hot. “Woah restless are we?” The woman laughs in a thick southern accent. She’s older, a mess of curly gray hair wrapped back in a hairnet and a visor reading “Gator Grub” “Sorry mam, just a big place I'm not quite used to it yet” you sigh. “Don't you worry hun I've been there” She rests a motherly hand on yours “I was told we’d be getting a new guard today so me and the ladies fixed you up a bit of lunch!” She leads you past a few tables to the staff door of a fast food restaurant. A few other women her age work away behind the counter, all greet you with warm smiles and the same grandmotherly energy. You wonder if being a sweet old woman is a job requirement here. She hands you a paper bag with the gator golf logo printed on it. Smells like the most greasy burger ever made and it's exactly what you need right now. “Thank you so much” You say, looking back at

her. “No worries pumpkin, The security office is right through that door there if you need a breather, and if you need m’names Martha” She smiles, and points to a door at the back of the kitchen You step through the door to a long narrow hallway, the music from outside distant and muffled now. The hallway is eerie but you are too focused on your burger to care. Inside the security office it's dark and steamy from the massive boilers and pipes fixed into the wall, several screens light up a corner of the room with recordings of the cameras throughout this zone. You stop. There's somebody in this room. It took you a minute to notice but you can just barely hear the faded breath of someone behind you, by the opposite wall. The only thing separating the two of you is the large pipes making a column in the center of the room. You slowly put your burger down, your eyes darting across the desk for something to grab. Besides a few papers, it's empty. Fuck. Your only option is to run. You quickly turn heel and make a break for the door but your intruder is much faster than you. And much larger. Before you can reach the door your feet are already off the ground. Your hands hold on to the sides of a massive metal hand around your neck. It holds you against one of the walls. Slamming its other hand onto the brick beside you. It's breathing heavier now, looking straight at you. Its breath has a low electronic jitter. Looking back at you is a huge metal alligator, Monty. A red flash of hair matching its bright red eyes. Hot breath escapes through its sharp metal teeth. The robot’s face has the crazed look of a wild animal. In a panic you brush one of your hands along the wall behind you, and feel a pipe. Trying to support yourself with one arm and take some of the weight off your neck, you reach with the other as far as you can, looking for some kind of valve or lever. Your hand finally catches a nozzle and you twist it. Sending out a jet of burning hot steam straight at the gator. It drops you and stumbles back, and before you can think you dash out of the security office and onto the main floor, and through the crowds of people. - You finally stop to catch your breath. Some of the customers have stopped and are glancing at you nervously. You try your best to compose yourself, as you brush your hair away from your face your hand sends a painful sting up your arm. You look at it to see it's burned all along the side, likely from the steam, you hadn't even noticed thanks to all the adrenaline. Looking down at your walkie, just for a moment, you consider calling Ike. Instead, you decide to shake off the pain, and finish your shift. It’s nothing you can’t handle. At least that's what you tell yourself. A few hours pass, you keep to the outer edge of the zone. Trying to pass your time by people-watching. Most of the kids are loud but not disruptive, thankfully. You only have to tell a couple not to climb the displays or use their golf clubs for jousting. A loud message booms over the intercom in Freddy's voice- “ATTENTION ALL CUSTOMERS, THE MALL WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES, PLEASE BEGIN MAKING YOUR WAY TO THE EXITS, AND SEE YOU SOON SUPERSTARS!” You hear the chattering of people getting ready to leave, and the ‘awws’ of children who weren’t done playing. Then out of the corner of your eye you see a small group of people, and in the middle of them is Monty standing proudly, a kid propped up on each bicep as the robot does a Hercules pose and parents take photos.. You feel a scowl crease your brow. As it lets them down and high fives them you hear it reciting lines like “Stay cool rockstar!” or “See you next time!” Then, as Monty is talking with fans saying final goodbyes its eyes catch yours. It holds its gaze with a smirk, and winks. - You make your way down the winding paths of the mall back to the hallway outside the daycare, your fists unintentionally clenched, as the day plays through your head over and over. Most of the customers are out of the mall by now, so you sit on the corner of one of the fountains

and wait for Ike. You let out a sigh, looking back at your burnt hand. You can feel your heartbeat on your skin. You try not to think of words like ‘searing’ or ‘sizzling’... You wince. “Hey lady!” You hear Ike’s cheerful voice echo down the hallway as he makes his way over to you. You smile, relieved to see such a good friend after a day like today. “Jesus Christ is that from today?” He glances down at your hand while you are still holding it. “Yeah… hurts like a bitch but I'll run some water on it at home. Just glad the day’s over man.” Ike stares back at you silently, smiling uncomfortably.

“So… really funny thing about that actually” He starts You stare back at him. Smile now completely gone from your face. “LOOK I'M SORRY! But we are super short staffed right now and we are gonna need to pull a night shift, BUT It’s gonna be super fun I promise” He chuckles nervously. You lean forward and put your head in your hands and groan. “What the hell guys!” Another voice calls from down the hallway, Isa is striding down the hall towards you both. She looks a bit exasperated, and her hands are covered in some sort of black grease. You can only imagine what kind of day she had on the other side of the mall. “I’ve been wandering this place for what seemed like an eternity, and you couldn't have even bothered to tell me my way back here or come find me? Not to mention that there was this crazy sun headed robot that didn’t let me have two seconds of peace!?“ You looked down at her belt, Ike had forgotten to give her a walkie, probably too busy thinking of pranking her. Ike stood there, a bit flushed. “Rant finished” She sighs, crossing her arms. Ike chuckles nervously again before speaking “Ok ok I’ve got an excuse- I mean a reason for everything you just said.” he held his hands up, trying to explain himself. “First things first, if we went out to look for you, then when you eventually did get back here, we wouldn't even be here and it would just turn into a mess! This place has a lot of twists and turns, okay” She cocks an eyebrow at him. “Bro, What! That doesn't even make sens-” He starts talking before she can finish “And second, is that it's fine cause now we get to spend even more time together! Because actualllyyyy- we are all doing night shift together! So I can teach you guys stuff! Yaaaay!” His facial expression is a tense grin as he drops that bomb on her. Isa’s jaw drops and she looks over at you. She giggles angrily, and looks back at Ike. “WHAT?” - The three of you sit on the hood of Ike’s car, passing around Isa’s box of cigs. The sunset just starting to dip behind the horizon, basking the pavement in a warm orange glow. Music plays from his stereo inside. “I feel better now” Isa sighs as she lets out a puff of smoke “Me too” you chuckle. Despite it all it is pretty nice to be working with two of your closest friends. It makes breaks a lot more enjoyable that's for sure. “Look guys, I am really sorry for today. I didn't mean for it to be this hectic, I promise things will calm down a bit, I know I was cracking jokes today but I care about you two a lot and I hate to stress you out like this.” Ike sighs, looking down at the pavement. Isa leans over and puts an arm around him, jostling him around playfully. “Aw it's ok my sexy little twink, mommy forgives you” She teases, making Ike chuckle. You laugh, and shake your head “Yeah, even though she said it in the worst way possible, it's not your fault at all man, it's nice we all get to hang out like this now anyway.” You say, as you take another drag of your cigarette. “Wait what's up with your hand?” Isa perks up, glancing over at you. You grin and lean back, flipping your hair back like a movie star “Oh it's nothing, just a gator attack” You say in a corny voice, acting cool. “Damn that's hot” she bites her lip and makes a face. They both laugh as you tap her on the forehead and call her a pervert. - “Ok. So here’s the rundown” The three of you stand in the mostly empty plaza center, outside gator golf. Ike talks to you both like a coach would talk to a football team. “Lets go over your stuff first Tyo. Because I’m going to have a lot to explain to Isa about night shifts.” He hands you a few things. A flashlight, a taser, and a loop of gray paracord. “The flashlight is self explanatory, it gets kind of dark in Gator Golf, so you need to have that on you and charge it regularly at one of those stations.” Ike points to a fazbear shaped box on the wall. “The taser is ONLY to be used in a serious emergency. If you damage Monty it is going to come out of your paycheck. Unfortunately, Monty is one of the animatronics

that is most likely going to need to be tased every once in a while, so be prepared for that.” Ike then motions to the rope. “Now this is what you’ll really be using. Restraining him to prevent damage is going to be easier in the long run. It also won't damage him like tasing him would, making it the safer option. Since Monty doesn't have a room like the big 4 do, he mostly just roams around gator golf, but I heard the last guy mentions he likes to sneak around on the maintenance catwalks so just be sure to be aware of your surroundings” You think back to seeing his eerie pair of eyes prowling down at you, That would have been good to know earlier. Ike interrupts your thoughts, remarking; “That's everything. You ready?” You pause for a moment, looking beyond him into the murky green light “Yeah.” “Alright. Me and Isa gotta book it to the daycare, so we’ll see you at 6am alright?” He finishes as they start hurrying off down the hall, both waving back at you. You look down at the gear on your belt, and then your hand. Ike gave you some antiseptic and gauze, you did an alright job of wrapping it for now. You take the paracord in your hands, pulling it taught. It's strong. You look back up at the entrance of the golf course. The sign hangs ominously above you, a slight smirk creeps on your face. You are going to hunt that gator down and make it pay.

[mistctch-a]

☁ - headcanon about dreams (Light)

BASIC HEADCANONS ☆ ACCEPTING !!

        -- HC. a recurring dream-- not one with images ( not once, since the first few days he lost his sight, has he ever had a dream filled with images ), but one with sounds, emotions, touch; a HYPERREALISTIC dream that, even when he’s awake, he finds difficulty separating dream from reality. 

        -- in said dreams, he’s often back at the sinking ship, the nostalgic yet desperate voices of the other kids as they panic in attempts to find THE door filling his ears. in said dreams, he’s back in the cramped hallways, heart beating a thousand beats a minute as worry grips at his every move-- for what has become of his only sister ? in said dreams, he’s back in the boiler room, the heat of the fire warming his skin, the shredding of hope as he hears the sadness & ANGUISH filled voices of the other two in the room with him. he hears them until he doesn’t, for it is then that he wakes up-- & for the first few seconds, until he hears the voice of clover as she checks up on him, his slumber filled senses cause him to believe he’s STILL in there & that time was running out.

[toorumochi]

KaruShuu OTP Questions

Ah- I created ehhh 4?? I suppose KaruShuu head-canons posts today but do I regret it? Absolutely not, I loved it. So here you go, have another one, don't be shy, read it.

Also, please keep in mind that these head-canons are completely made up by me in a way of that it's just how I would see it sksksk also here, KaruShuu would be probably adults?? Also married??

Anyways, enjoy~ 🌸

Who is the most affectionate? Sinceee they got married, I'm sure the longer into the relationship, the more they have opened up to each other? Karma would be the type to wake up first in the morning and kiss Shuu good morning, but since Shuu is an early bird, he would wake up before Karma and make breakfast for him. Thats how he shows affection ❤️🧡

Most common argument? Sad to think that they NeEd to argue 🙄💅 but oh well- I thinkkk they would argue over super silly things. For example what to watch (If you have read my previous head canons, you will know what I mean by 'Shrek Marathons'):

"Let's watch something"

"Sure, what do you have in mind?''

Karma would just grin over to Shuu and Shuus eyes would widen, "Hell no"

"Absolutely ye-"

"Karma don't you dAR-"

They ended up watching (again for the 12 time this week) Shrek.

Who apologizes first? Karma apologies fly out of his mouth faster than they stop arguing. Karma would rather apologize than not let them talk for the next few hours.

Favorite (non-sexual) activity to do together? They enjoy getting massage! Ifff KaruShuu was too lazy to go out to get a professional massage for a few hours, they would do it to each other. (It usually ends with them making out later on but I'll delete that part)

Who is most likely to carry the other? Karma would carry Shuu ❤️😩 Ugh bridal style to embarrass him 💀💅

Nicknames?

For Karma, by Shuu: Tamponhead (I used this one in my fanfic and I will forever love it), Moron, Karma. Tbh, I don't think neither like these pet-names or nicknames since that think they are 'cringy'.

Tho, Karma has quite a few: Shuu (Main, he doesn't use 'Gakushuu' but when he does, Shuu melts lol), Pumpkin, Orange, pumpkin pie, Strawberry shortcake (bc he loves strawberries so why not call Shuu one 😌🤚🏻), Sugar cube (Idk I think it's cute, tho I don't know if that's even a nickname- 💀💀)

Also a note: They would definitely not use 'baby', 'babe', 'honey' bc- noooo 😩💀

Who proposes? Karma 💅

Who sings along with the radio? Karma would sing along but he is horrible at singing and Shuu makes him KNOW it by him singing and Karma shuts up but finds it hilarious at the same time.

Who worries most? Both do, depending on the situation. Shuu would be worried about stuff like paying taxes or things like that, meanwhile Karma is worried for Shuus health, if he is eating enough as well as getting enough sleep every night. Shuu is a hardworking bee after all ✨

Who always wants to take selfies with the other? Karma wants to, for example they are traveling somewhere for vacation and Karma wants to take as many pics as possible with his husband so he can later on put them into an album ❤️😩 (KaruShuu as a married couple >>>>)

Who likes to playfully tease the other? Ohhh~ Karma teases Shuu all the time, but there are times where Shuu would feel playful so he would tease back

Who has the weirdest taste in their music? Karma I'm begging you- his music taste changes every week and road trips are a disaster for Shuu

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? Karma remembers because Shuu is always ordering the same things since he is minimalistic lol but Karma is a living chaos when it comes to food so Shuu can't remember it all.

Who is embarrassed to take their clothes off in front of the other? Lmao no matter for how long they are already together, no matter if they are married, no matter how many times they had done it, Shuu would be the one to be embarrassed about it every time.

Who tops? ...Okay so here, personally as someone who writes Fanfics, Karma tops. Always. I just- I just can't imagine Shuu as a top?? my friends gave me some really valid reasons for Shuu to be a top but I just can't see it 😩

Who initiates kisses? Both I guess? But mostly Karma

Who reaches for the other's hand first? Oooo here an example! If they are driving in the car, and Karmas hand is free, Shuu usually reaches for it but as soon as Karma needs it to drive, he has to let go. Or if they are in the cinema - Shuu would definitely hold onto Karmas hand the whole time - as comfort, since they usually watch Horror movies together so yea 😌

Who kisses hardest? Who is most ticklish? Both is Karma, but when it comes to tickling, even tho Karma is more ticklish, he is also stronger than Shuu so he can easily pin him down and tickle him, just for the sake to see Shuu giggle which kills him bc God damnit isn't he adorable?

Who brings an animal they found home? Lol depends on the animal. I would say Karma is a cat person and Shuu is a dog person b u t Shuu is allergic to cats so they can't have cats. But I think if Karma would be the one to bring an animal home, it would be a dog.

Who holds the umbrella for the other when it's raining? Karma's shoe laces often get untangled, so when Karma bends to tie them, Shuu stands over him with an umbrella to keep the rain from pouring on him.

Who tries to playfully embarrass the other in public? Karma 😭

Who kills the scary bugs? Oh lemme tell you about this one:

Shuu HATES bugs, since he always had the feeling of his father having a bunch of centipedes around himself whenever he acted manipulative and so on so he hates them. So one time when Shuu was taking a shower, and Karma was in the kitchen, Shuu suddenly screeched so Karma went to check on him. He walked onto a Shuu, covering himself with a towel and looking absolutely T E R R I F I E D at the ceiling, stuttering. Karma was hella confused so he looked up and oop here we go, a spider. Karma obv took the spider off the ceiling to free it, but first he had to tease and scare his husband a little by walking towards the shower stall, "Shuu look~ He wants to be friends with you~", the way Shuu screamed at this made almost all of the windows in the apartment break.

Who asks the weird questions at random in the middle of the night? Karma does that on a daily basis, but when Shuu is a little bit drunk, he would ask weird questions to which Karma never has an answer but he jokes around.

Who hogs the blankets? Karma hogs them and Shuu ends up having a cold the next morning 😭

Who wakes up first? Shuu is an early bird, but Karma wakes up first for work.

Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer? On weekends, they both stay in bed a bit longer to cuddle ❤️💕

Who always makes coffee for the other each morning? Karma makes coffee for Shuu before he leaves for work 🥰

Who cries during certain films or when reading sad books? Lmao Karma cries during Shrek every time the scene comes up where Shrek had an argument with Donkey 😔

Who gets scared during horror films? Shuu 😩😩 He would (as said before) take Karmas hand for comfort

Who tells their friends/family about the relationship first? Lmao none since GakuHOE is well, a hoe so they won't trust him b u t I have the feeling of Karmas mom being actually super supportive?? But they wouldn't tell her, she would just get the hint and then when she receives the wedding invite she goes "oh-".

What do their friends/family think of the relationship? Rio was shipping this since the beginning of middle school aight, she loves it and she even threw a party for them. #IstanRioNakamura

Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them? Karma would ask Shuu to dance obv but Shuu would go along 😩💕

Who cooks best? Karma! And Shuu loves his cooking! :D

Who wears the other's jacket? Shuu is the one to wear long coats, and Karma those thicc jackets. Shuu usually gets super cold even with the coat on, so Karma gives Shuu his jacket on top of the coat lol.

Who uses cheesy pickup lines? Karma- anywhere. Have an example:

"Hey Shuu, could you feel the shirt?", he asked Shuu while they went shopping and Karma wAsN't sure about his T-Shirt choice so Shuu was running his fingers slightly over Karmas chest with the shirt still on and thinking about the material, then Karma went: "Know what it's made of?", and Shuu looked at him and was about to answer him, but Karma was quicker and continued, "Boyfriend material", ObViOuSlY with a grin and Shuu was a gay blushing mess 💅 but then Shuu went along, "What do you mean boyfriend? I can only see Husband material", and tuRNED AWAYYYYY~

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other's ear during inappropriate times? AAAA I T H I N K I've written sum like this before- So two things that happened:

KaruShuu were invited to a funereal or sum and pls the church was quiet and stuff but obv Karma had to joke around and he leaned over to Shuus ear and whispered a joke into his ear which made our stubborn Shuu giggle and the church was this close👌 to throw them out lmao

Shuu was at work, and Karma likes to call him randomly, but oh well Shuu picks up and Karma starts to tease him over the phone maybe something very sexual stuff (knowing Karma he would) and Shuu just- he is sitting at his desk and his workers are giving him looks about why is he blushing so much.

Who makes the other laugh most? Karmas jokes always make Shuu laugh, sometimes even cry since they are hilarious.

Who would have to bail the other out of jail? Oh my God- Shuu would have to bail Karma out of jail maybe during college years, but I think Karma would mature a bit more as an adult

What would be their theme song? YOOO- A WHOLE PLAYLIST WOULD BE NEEDED-

Who would sing their child back to sleep? OOO!! Karma would be the type to read stories, but Shuu would sing them to sleep :D

What do they do when they're away from each other? I can imagine that they both have those business trips from time to time, so when they are apart, they FaceTime each other every evening to check on each other. Yes indeed they must stay at fancy hotels for their business trips and they are being served food, but they still check that the other one is eating and sleeping well. Oh and good morning and goodnight texts™️🥰

A headcanon about them that stabs your feels? Oh- oH GOD- That maybe they tend to act very distant at first in their relationships?? Or more cold? For example Shuu, he would not really know nor show much affection to Karma and Karma at first thinking that Shuu doesn't love him at all (which isn't true bc Shuu loves him deeply) but then he after some time figures it out when Shuu opens up to him more.

A headcanon that mends the previous one? That they both after some time spend together, have the opportunities to open up to each other, know each other better as well as find out each others weaknesses and strengths which makes their relationship stronger. I absolutely love them ❤️😩

[stupidjewkyle]

request from @im-just-star-dust

cartman x reader

my friend, eric- part 1

TW: abusive parents (mostly verbal abusive, no physical abuse) please don’t read before and after the ‘*’ mark if this is triggering to you. thank you :)

NOTE: this is set in 7th grade, they are all 12 and 13

y/n pov:

my whole life, i’ve been quiet. every school i went to, i was known as “the quiet kid.” growing up, i never had many friends. i mean, how could you even make friends without talking to them. and even if i made a friend, it wouldn’t last long cause of how much i move. my parents work in...a strange business. drug dealers. they’re always scared of getting caught, so we move once every 4-6 months. i hate my life. i hate my parents. i hate not being able to speak up about anything. i never get to have a say in anything that happens in my life. for example, today my parents decided to move again. since we have quite a bit of extra money to use, i asked to move to hawaii, or a nice place like that. they laughed and then handed me a paper with the moving information. 467 cliff drive, south park, CO, USA ‘you have to be fucking kidding me.’ i mumbled. “what’s wrong with south park?” my dad said. “it’s not a very known town, so we would be safe there. we could probably stay there for at least a year and a half.” “now you could finally make friends!” my mom said smiling. i rolled my eyes.

*

“you know what? if you’re gonna be a bitch about it, just go to your room and start packing. i don’t wanna hear anymore shit from you. got it?” my dad said, pulling me by my hair.

i wanted to say something so bad. but i was scared. i turned around and started walking upstairs.

*

1 week later

we were finally here. south park wasn’t as bad as i thought it was gonna be.

i haven’t left my house since we got here. all

the kids in my neighborhood are always outside, i cant risk them seeing me. i don’t want to meet them. i’m too scared to talk. they might think i’m weird. i just can’t risk anything. plus, school starts tomorrow. i don’t want anything to be anymore awkward than it is for me on the first day.

cartman pov:

i woke up early like normal. i got dressed, like normal. i talked to my stupid bitch mom, like normal. i walked to the bus stop, like normal.

“god why is everything so fucking boring all of a sudden?? has it always been like this??” i said while standing next to kyle and kenny.

kyle glanced at cartman. “yes, it’s always been like this fatass. i don’t see a problem with it though. it’s nice to have a routine-“

“SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE. JESUS CHRIST YOURE MAKING IT WORSE.” cartman yelled at kyle.

“you know what? i’m leaving. there’s better and less stupid things to do than school.”

i started walking away from the bus stop. stupid fucking kyle always ruining my day.

i started walking to token’s house.

on the way there, i saw a girl walking down the street. she had y/h/c hair that went down to her elbows (sorry if your hair isn’t that length LMAO). it caught my attention. she was wearing baggy jeans, an oversized tye-dye t-shirt, and a pink un-zipped jacket on top. she looked so pretty and bothered while she walked.

“woah.” i said out loud.

“dude can u move? i need to get to school.” token said standing behind me.

“cant you see i’m busy token? just walk around me.”

“i would if you weren’t so fat!”

y/n pov:

shit! i think those two boys saw me. i need to get to class fast before they say anything to me!

after what felt like hours, i finally got to my class room. i walked up to the teacher and she assigned me to a desk. “go sit next to stan, he’ll tell you about the school.” i nodded my head.

“oh hi you must be the new girl.” stan said, holding his hand out for me to shake. i blushed and didn’t put my hand out. he looked confused. “okay then... meet me after 5th period and i’ll show you around.” he said sitting back down.

cartman pov:

time skip, lunch time

i sat down at my usual table with kenny, kyle, stan, butters, craig, jimmy, and scott malkinson.

“holy shit guys, did you see the new girl?” i said excitedly.

“oh yeah i did. i think her name is y/n? i’m not sure. she’s pretty hot tho.” kyle said taking a bite of his sandwich.

“fuck off kyle, she’s mine!” i yelled.

“woah calm down fatass. she’s not yours. she doesn’t even know who you are.” kyle replied.

“and i’m about to change that...” i said grinning.

y/n pov:

i sat down outside, alone. it’s only the first day, and i already made it weird. why couldn’t i just shake his hand? he’s probably telling everyone i’m an awkward, germaphobe who doesn’t talk.

i sighed and put my face in my arms.

“uh hi. your the new girl right?” a boy said looking down at me, his hands behind his back.

something about him made me feel..safe.

“um yeah... i’m y/n...” i said quietly.

“y/n... i like that name, it’s pretty. i’m eric, but most people call me cartman.” the boy said, sitting down next to me.

“well nice to meet you eric.” i didn’t know what else to say. i wanted to keep talking to him but i had nothing else to say.

“um... are you friends with stan?” i said, hoping we could continue talking.

cartman pov:

goddammit. she likes stan. great.

“oh yeah we’re friends. he uh has a girlfriend though in case you were wondering. i’m sorry.” i said.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! WHY AM I BEING TO NICE TO HER?! WHY AM I BLUSHING AND SMILING?? AND WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH THAT SHE LIKES STAN??

i didn’t realize what had happened to me until it was too late. i had a crush. this isn’t gonna end well. i swore i would never like anyone again after the whole heidi thing happened. i should just leave and call her a bitch and ignore my feelings. yeah! that’s a great idea!

i stood up.

“well, i have to get ready for class. it was really nice spending lunch with you. maybe we can hang out after school on friday?” i said.

“yea sure! i’d love to.” she said smiling.

GODDAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!

to be continued...

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nudity isn't inherently sexual but when the nudity is sexual BARK BARK BARK BARK you know?

[avengersbabe586]

Black Y/N x avengers part 2

Spandex kink

Y/N pov

I wake up by a milk dud shaking me up.Good morning Nikki I said.  told you to stop call me that he said. Well Nikki to stop me from calling that you got to put on a wig and hit me with This one is for the boys with the boomin' system Top down, AC with the cooler system. Then I will stop calling you that it would be nice to see though I'm just giving you ideas for the new recruit because if shield make a recruitment video using Nicki Minaj lyrics I would have joined sooner.Anyways why you woke me Furry.

Nick Fury pov

I woke you up to because we have to me the rest of the team. She looked panicked then she hit me on my arm and said why didn't you wake me up earlier so I could get cute to met the group with a spandex kink. I rolled my eyes and she took off to get ready.

Still Nikki pov

She came down stairs with a smirk and said do I look good? Well she looks better that good she a whole 10 star meal bump 5 star meals. I said with a smirk you look presentable. She threw a pink dagger near my head and said presentable my behind boy I look hella good she said. I pulled the knife out the wall and gave it to her and said cute but we gotta go. We taking my car Nikki she says. No problem with me I said.

Y/N pov

We walk to my Blue Ferrari Roma and we drive to the A tower. There we meet a guy named Happy Hogan. If you ask me he ain't that happy. He takes us to the avengers floor. Now I'm kinda scared what if they don't like me. What if they see my stretch marks on my arm. They a look a Fury he smiles then opens the door I smile back and am meet with other smiling faces.

I look over to a tall blonde dude who looks like he the main lead in a rom-com

Steve Rodgers pov

We were sent to the meeting room to meet are new teammate when I'm look up to see this beautiful woman. I smile she smiled back. Steve Rodgers ma'am. She says don't call me ma'am you make me sound old boy and smiled .

Y/N pov thoughts

He seems sweet then I look over to a way taller blonde with a golden retriever smile who is walking towards me.

Thor Odinson pov

I reach for her and kiss it Thor Odinson god of thunder you are beautiful lady... Y/N she say. Lady Y/N has a nice ring to it. Thank you she said.

Y/N pov thoughts

Wow he's a knockout I then walk over to a man Fine with a capital F.

Sam Wilson Pov

I study her up and down then say My name is Sam Wilson nice to meet you and then reached my hand out for her which she took her hand is soft and warm.

Y/N pov thoughts

He seems like he would give you the best prep. Then I walk up to I dude in a black hoodie who is very much giving 🎶they laugh at me because I'm emo🎶 Then he take the hood down Jesus I'm just kidding but he gives me hot emo vibes.

Bucky Barnes pov

I take my hood down and say Bucky Barnes nice to meet ya. While sizing her up.She say good to meet you too with a smile on her face.

Y/N pov thoughts

Then I look over to see a man with eye of emerald staring at me with a smirk on his face.

Loki Laufeyson pov

I smirk and say Loki Laufeyson darling god of mischief and lies she blushed a little and look down I said up here dear. She looked up with a cute smile.

Y/N pov thoughts

I look back at Fury he looks upset. Then a woman I would definitely let choke me look at me with a smirk.

Natasha Romanoff pov

Chill horn dogs your gonna make her uncomfortable the others are on a mission and Peter is home. I'm Natasha Romanoff but you can call me nat. She smiled and said they were no problem nice to me you Nat. Others? She asked Yea Pietro,Wanda,Bruce,Clint and Tony.

Y/N pov

Thank you guys nice to meet you all and thanks Director Fury for the job but I'm quite tired. I will show you to your room they all say at the same. I laughed and said I don't care who takes me I'm just tired then the decide steve will show me to my room. Goodnight every one and Nikki have a goodnight everyone laughed. Steve asked me why I call him that. I said I knew for awhile. He then asked if he was my boyfriend I said no unfortunately I'm single he smiled then we got the door and he wish me goodnight and I said goodnight cap. Then took my clothes off and put on my bonnet so my bed don't smell like outside and lay down and fell asleep.

[djcarnationsblog]

Yy yea h bu t w we w an tt o appreci at e your wor k -Lix

And I'm happy you'd want to! But you have to be careful, I don't want to scare you like this! At least play some happier music to get your minds off it, and if you decide to read the next chapter, play those songs while you do that, in case you need to take a break while reading it!

Just read at your own risk and discretion, okay?