#BTW i dont know how to characterize enfield

[mazm-imagines]

Newcomen! Enfield! Have you ever thought about dating eachother?

"W-why I would never!" Newcoman furiously blushed and his eyebrows furrowed in irritation as well.

"Why he causes nothing but trouble-! All he does is harass women it seems-! Although..." He pursed his lips in frustration, but perhaps he was too harsh in his judgement... not as if Enfield cared however. In fact he was smiling as if amused.

"Perhaps that was an... over-exaggeration... he is a good-willed man. And without him, London may just be a little less safer. Even if he does cause me trouble sometimes with his well meaning antics..."

"Why... that is very kind of you to say my good Inspector! I admit perhaps playing hero does not end up the best for us both. But I can't stand to see injustice in broad daylight-!" Enfield playfully rubbed at his dry eyes with a handkerchief before pocketing it away.

"Although what I do in my private life is my business, yes? If a woman wants to have a relaxing night out, who am I to reject her? Although if you want a night out as well... I am considering it as we speak."

"We are two men-! But-! But-!" Newcoman's head had completely fried, all he could splutter out was a few 'buts'.

"Oh relax! I was just kidding. Come on now Inspector, would you let me do your job for you instead if you can't manage to let out a no in the next 5 minutes or so?"

"NO! You are nothing but trouble for me!"