#BRUH I THINK I HAD A DOLL OF HER??

[fandomlife-confessions]

[peachy-dove]

LA!Buggy x Fem!Chubby! Reader x LA! Alvida Headcanons/Drabble

CW:MDNI 18+!!!! Oral (female receiving),teasing, sub! Buggy, Dom! Reader and Alvida, Scissoring, spit, vaginal penetration, cowgirl, face sitting, fingering, barely proof read

A/N: I've been thinking of a buggy and Alvida threesome for so long but Alvida’s Actress is sooo fine bruh, I had to write this because Buggy deserves two plus size baddies bouncing on his lap!! I practically wrote a fic but in headcanon form but this way helps my brain figure out what I wrote. Just think about buggy and his two chubby girlfriends who never fail to make him feel loved and his dick hard!

NSFW BEOW THE CUT!!

→ Imagine Buggy tied down to a chair nearby watching his too pretty girls playing with each other, putting on a show for him to enjoy

→ His cock hard and throbbing as you suck and lick at Alvida’s slick fat pussy and playing with your own, as you’re bent over full cunt on display as you moan and plunge your fingers in deeper and faster.

→ “come on, dolls! Won’t you let your favorite clown come play too?” he says in a light whimper, the restriction of his pants becoming unbearable, all he wanted to do was fuck you fro behind as you ate out Alvida, her plump thighs wrapped around your head

→ you pull back from her cunt and kiss her deeply as your tongues sloppily kiss, the room hot with passion and lust as the two of you drown out buggy’s pleas for release.

→ You both switch positions and Alvida gets on top of you, rubbing her puffy cute cunt on yours, the wet sounds of pleasure echoing off the rooms walls as she grinds down onto you.

→ “Please vida baby~ fuck me!” you cry out as she leans down to lick and suck on your neck claiming you as hers. She runs her tongue up your neck and moans as well.

→ “open your fucking mouth~” she growls out at you placing her thumb on your bottom lip and forcing your mouth open wider, she spit on your tongue and your eyes roll back with pleasure.

→ Buggy was in heaven as he watched her spit in your mouth, both of your pussies making beautiful music together, your chubby tummy and tits pressed together as you both practically eye-fuck each other completely ignoring him the sight was intoxicating

→ You start to grind faster against her bedding in closer to suck on her nipple as she throws her head back moaning your name

→ the climax you two shared made you both starstruck gushing all over the sheets and each other finally sharing a loving kiss before you get up and walk over to buggy

→ “mmm~ i think it’s time we let our cute jester have a turn hmm my dear?” you say running your finger down his chest

→”finally! I was dying of blue balls over here!” 

“Shut it clown!” Alvida says as she walks over to him and helps you untie him, “I think I like you better quiet, we’ll find a better way to use that mouth of yours~”

→ as they strip him down they push him onto the bed, your plump thighs and hips plopping down on him as he grabs onto your fluffy tummy 

→ you start to move you pussy along his dick wetting him up for you and making him groan out trying to buck hips hips into you 

→ “holy fuck- just put me inside babe! I’m aching for your fucking pussy right now!” Buggy moans out his makeup running down his face

→he quickly gets shut up by Alvida sitting her plump ass on his face, pussy silencing him as she moans while he licks a stripe from her hole to clit suckingling on it as you finally put his cock inside you and ride him nice and hard

→ Alvida moans places her hands on your hip and kisses you gently pulling you closer to her as Buggy ate her out from below

→ You bounce and moan into her mouth as you both hold onto each other, Buggy’s cock filling you out and bullying your cervix 

→ Buggy wraps his arms around Alvida’s thighs and eats her like a starved man, her juicy pussy dripping down his mouth as he tongue fucks her, feeling her walls start to clench around his tongue and your bounces making him lose his mind as he feels your ass clapping down on him he wasn’t going to last much longer

→ “that’s it fuck me good baby boy” She says as she grows quicker to her orgasm . Her breath quickens and she clenches her thighs around his face squirting as he moans into her fat cunt.

→ She climbs off of his face and kiss his softly “told you i’d find a use for that tongue~” she says as she moves behind you and rubs your clit  “go ahead and cum for me baby”

→ you start to ride Buggy harder and faster, your thighs jiggling as he grabs your plush tummy and fucks you from below, the pleasure overwhelming you as you hold on tightly to alvida’s arms

→ “F-FUCK!” You yell out as you finally cum around Buggy’s thick cock, your gummy walls squeezing him rapidly his dick soaked in your juices

→ He couldn’t take it anymore and his cum flooded your pussy, filling you up to the brim as it leaves a white ring around his dick as he rides out both of your orgasms.

→ You slowly pull away from him as alvida helps you lay down on the right of buggy and she lys down on the left, reaching over his chest to take your hand and kiss it

→ She wraps her thigh up onto buggy as you curl in on him as well, she kisses his cheek as he catches his breath

→ “Well we definitely need to do THAT again” he laughs as he holds you both in his arms, he is more comfortable than he has been in years and he wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.

[yaspup9000]

By Popular demand, here’s some of my LPS Hot takes

Some of the later pets weren’t That bad. Like yea I do agree that the tv show based toys from like 2013-2016 weren’t that great and kinda fugly looking, but with some of the 2020 pets, why yes not as iconic as the 2000s lps that we know and love, I still believe some people were really harsh on some of these pets cuz like they did look really cute tho! My only problem with the pets was the fact they had names tbh 2. Not every g2 lps molds were perfect. Some really good examples of older lps molds being kinda ugly were the first Jack Russel and poodle molds. I’ve also mentioned about the skunk/Squrriel molds were pretty lazy since it’s just the same mold . They didn’t even try to make them different from each other. Like say what you will but at least with some of the newer pets between 2013-2020 they were at least trying to make the skunk and squirrel molds different from each other. also the opossum molds was not all that great tbh..

3. The worse thing that ever happened to lps was the Blythe loves lps toy line. No joke idk why they thought this was good. I mean if you guys loved the Blythe dolls that’s fine, to me I always found them off putting since well, they just didn’t fit personally. Like you’re the one who’s caring the pets or this is a world where it’s run by pets. There was never any mention about humans tbh. Again this is prob coming from bitter younger me lol. But in all seriousness though, never really liked Blythe dolls tbh

4. People need to Chill out about the some of the rerelease of lps. Yes I understand, I’m just as nervous and excited as the rest of you guys however I genuinely feel as if people are really making a mountain out of a hill over some prototypes and a blind bag. Like I understand that everyone’s burned out by bad decisions after bad decisions within the lps Franchise. And yes blind bags are overused and annoying however, Guys.. they’re not just gonna make only just blind bags, they’re gonna do other stuff for lps soon just be patient. Not to mention at the end of the day, they’re still just silly little pets for kids. Can you critique the toys? Of course! But just remember that it ain’t that deep. 5. They should bring back that one brown poodle mold

yes this one! its cute as hecc! and i wish they would bring this back 6. This cat isn't a "Wolf-Cat" Its a maine coon. This isn't even an opinion or anything, i just wanna let people know that its suppose to be a maine coon. also the actual "wolf-cat" is called Lykoi and idk how that breed of cat would look as an lps.

7. the main reason back in 2013 Lps was having a reboot was due to MLP having a reboot. that's just my theory tho.

8. I feel like a lot of people keep forgetting that 90s LPS exist. Like whenever people say "g1" they don't think about the kenner Lps toys, they were thinking about the 2000's lps that was popularized by hasbro. and tbh that kinda sucks.. cuz why yes the kenner toys were more into realism, i still geninually, like the kenner lps figures they were rad.

9. The sticker eyes lps were cute, I actually liked them 10. One pet peeve I had with LPS popular, is that technically, Brook should of been arrested or at least suspended since she did attack Savannah first. Not to mention, doesn't this school have like cameras or something!? i know this has been years since I've watched LPS popular but like, bruh, Why don't her parents believe her!

Umm.. I dont really have any other opinions nor thoughts at the moment. idk feel free to ask me anything lps related and I'll give my honest opinions.

[a-hazbin-reader]

Okay so I had this thought. I know the twins have pretty similar powers to Alastor, right? I think, but I might be wrong. But we haven’t really talked much about baby girls powers other than her voodoo dolls.

I had this head cannon that one of his kids ended up being a banshee/siren. So like obviously everyone loves them in general BUT everyone is also desperate to keep baby girl calm because her banshee scream could kill ten men from just one tantrum.

Bruh have you heard little kids scream? All those little shits are banshees

[kafkaoftherubble]

这孩子竟然在补习前画画！我开始要架起严厉的样子时，看了一眼...

// I told this kid to get ready for my tutoring, but she was drawing instead. I was just about to put on my sternest look and then noticed:

... This 8-year-old bruh dead-ass drew a fanart of Fushi.

It was as if she knew there was no way I would even be mad at her with this. What a smooth, brave, chess-playing-ass gambit. GODDAMN IT, SHE WON! ARGH!

Even I had never made a single fanart of To Your Eternity (don't judge me making art killed my grandma okay I suck at art, okay?), while this little lady had never seen a single episode. She only knew who Fushi was because of, uh, the abundance of their pictures in my tablet/the framed portrait of Fushi on my wall/the yet-unfinished-doll of Fushi on my bed and decided to draw them. And then for some reason, drew two cabinets above their head. Like what the hell is that even for? (She said it's to store the dishes. What dishes?!)

Anyway, yep. The kid I tutor and babysit, folks. Her parents don't anime or play games, so ya know, she got it all from me.

Wanna know who was her first love? Fucking Link哥哥。The Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom one.

Wanna know how she compares powerful people? "他有没有像Gojo那样厉害哦？” (Is that person as powerful as Gojo?)

Last but not least, this is what she said during an argument with her 5-year-old little sister:

“你怎样可爱都没有用！ 大姐不可能觉得你可爱过Fushi或者Yuta或者Gojo或者那个monster hunter里面黑黑色的monster! 你最多是第五名罢了！”

Translation: "It doesn't matter how cute you are! Big Sister (that will be me) will NEVER think you're cuter than Fushi or Yuta or Gojo or that black-black monster in Monster Hunter. You're getting the fifth place [in being cute] at most!"

Well, as long as their parents never complain about this...

[m-jelly]

Hey first off I love your work it’s soooooo good bruh

But I had this image in my head were Erwin smith is head of a huge company or organization with a little mafia or like gangster work on the side lol

But the reader is like his sweet little clumsy bubbly assistant and is kind of like the only one who understands him basically but he still sleeps around with a bunch of girls until one incident we’re he shows up to her doorstep injured and beaten and she nurses him back to health for like a week and he basically falls in love with her hard and he confesses to her and apologizes about the girls it’s all fluff and some smutt👀

I think this sounds so random😭 it popped in my head sorry if it may seem a little hard to understand English isn’t my first language😂

Hello anon, thank you so much for your kind words. This one sounds fun to make! Your English is incredible. Small change I'm making, I'm not gonna put in Erwin sleeping around as I think it is very him. We assume he does because he's around a lot of women, but he doesn't. Hope that's okay!

My Assistant

Pairing: Erwin x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, CEO and gangster Erwin, fluff, romance, falling in love, confessions, possessive Erwin, mentions of blood, pet names, suggestive themes, some smut, on top of the clothes stuff, grinding, fem orgasm.

Concept: Erwin, your boss, turns up at your apartment in the middle of the night covered in cuts and bruises. You welcome him in, clean him up and take care of him as he heals up. While spending time with you, Erwin's feelings for you that he'd pushed deep down inside of him bubble up. He confesses his love for you and reassures you.

Note for readers: I have removed the part where he sleeps around. I have mentioned this in the above note, but I wanted to mention it again.

Tagging Erwin simp @ladycheesington

You almost fell out of bed at someone banging on your door. You yanked on your dressing gown and danced around your excited cat a bit before rushing to the door. You unlocked it and peered around the door to see your boss standing there holding his right arm with blood, cuts and bruises on his body.

Your eyes widened. "Mr Smith?"

Erwin smirked at you as he took you in. You looked so cute to him in your night things and messy bed hair. "Hey, Doll. Mind letting me in? I need a bit of help."

You blushed at the pet name he always gave you that you just adored. "Let me unlatch." You closed the door, took the latch off and then opened it for him. "Be mindful of Steve."

Erwin always felt a little annoyed when you mentioned Steve. Erwin felt this twinge of irritation in the past and now. He was a bit jealous that Steve was the light of your life. He had told people you loved Steve a lot. He knew he probably had to wear Steve's clothes too.

He smiled when he saw a black cat running over to him meowing happily. "Oh, hello little guy."

You shouted from your bedroom. "I'm just changing and I'll be with you!"

He sat down on a dining chair and grunted. "Okay." He chuckled as your cat rubbed himself against him. "So cute."

You hurried back in a long shirt and shorts. "Sorry, okay let's have a look at you." You cupped Erwin's face and blushed under his intense gaze. "I think right now he looks worse than it is. You need a shower. I'll have a look for some clothes."

Erwin followed you into your bedroom. He looked around and eyed a few of your things. "Thanks for the help. Sorry I just turned up and disturbed you and Steve."

You hummed a laugh. "It's okay, Mr Smith."

"Erwin, please."

You smiled shyly. "Of course, Erwin."

His heart fluttered in delight. "I better wash up."

"I'll get your clothes and my medkit."

He paused a moment. "Thank you for not asking me questions."

"Erwin, you work a lot and there are things you do at work that I don't understand. I'm just your assistant and if you tell me to do something or help you, I'll do it." You saw him raise a brow. "Within reason. Don't push your luck."

He chuckled. "Naturally." He slipped into the bathroom and wondered how Steve would feel about him being there. He washed up and checked himself out in the mirror. "Hm, not as bad as I thought."

"Steve! Don't nibble on the carpet."

Erwin frowned at your voice. "Carpet?"

"My goodness, Mr, how many times."

He wrapped a towel around him and walked out. He wanted to show off his muscle to you and Steve. He wanted you to throw away Steve and pick him. Erwin had deep feelings for you and he kept them hidden because of Steve, but now he was in your home and hearing his name he couldn't fight much longer.

You turned to face Erwin and blushed hard when you saw the towel riding low on his hips. "Erwin."

He moved closer to you. "Steve causing issues?"

You gulped hard. "He's harmless." You cleared your throat. "Clothes. I got you some."

"I'll wear Steve's things."

You turned and stared at Erwin. "Huh?"

"I'll wear his stuff."

You frowned. "Uh...are you sure?"

"Yes."

You laughed a little before walking to a box on a shelf. "Okay, if you say so." You walked back over and showed Erwin a little bowtie and a cute cape. "Not sure which one will fit you."

Erwin stared at them. "What in the world are those?"

"Steve's clothes. He wears the bow on fancy occasions and a cape on Halloween." You giggled and looked down at your black cat. "You look like a cute gentleman, don't you Steve?"

Erwin stared at your cat. "Steve is your cat?"

"Yes."

Erwin felt incredibly stupid. He was an intelligent man who ran a massive company and led a gang and yet, he thought Steve your cat was your boyfriend who'd stolen your heart. He was jealous all this time over a cat. "Steve."

You hummed a laugh. "That's him."

He had pushed his feelings down because he wanted you to be happy, but his jealousy had gotten strong recently. "Steve."

You picked up your cat and put his bowtie on. "Isn't he snazzy?"

Erwin ruffled his wet hair. "He's very handsome."

You giggled and put him down. "I'll get those clothes for you. I have like guy's clothes I've bought for comfort and it should fit you, but it might be tight across your muscles."

"I'm okay with that."

You smiled and grabbed the clothes. "Here. You know, you after a shower it doesn't look too bad."

"Wait until tomorrow."

You made Erwin a nice coffee just how he liked it and made some soup as well. You brought it over and waited for Erwin to return to you. Your heart raced when he returned to you in your tight clothes. "Oh, I'm sorry it's too tight."

Erwin sat at your dining table. "It's not. They're comfy."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah." He wasn't lying. He liked your clothes being snug and it smelt of you. "Thank you."

You put his food and drink in front of him. "Enjoy while I patch you up."

"Appreciate it."

You cleaned up his hands one after another, before tending to his face. Once he was cleaned up there you had to do a lot of work to his right arm. You sighed and felt frustrated with him that he got himself so badly hurt. You wanted to tell him off and ask him to be more careful, but you had no place to say that.

Erwin gazed at you as you sighed. "Something wrong?"

You shook your head. "It's all okay."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

He took your hands and massaged them. "Talk to me."

You gripped his hands and pouted. "I'm just annoyed and worried. What the hell did you do to get yourself into this mess? I'm worried sick."

He smiled softly. "You're worried about me? So, you care about me."

You whined. "I do."

He kissed your hands. "How sweet."

You pulled your hands away. "You should call your girlfriend about this." You stood up and cleaned the table. "What number are you on now?"

He followed you into your kitchen. "I don't have a girlfriend right now. I've only had two and I left both because one wanted my money and the other got herself into danger on purpose so I'd save her."

You turned to him. "You're just a CEO."

"I organise a gang."

You opened and closed your mouth in thought before humming. "Right...wait, so you got hurt due to gangs?"

"Yes. I got into a fight, but I won. I needed help and all I could think about was you."

You smiled. "Really?"

He caressed your cheek. "Really."

You leaned into his touch before pulling away. "I can't fall for this like all the other women."

"What other women?"

"You sleep around, I know that. I don't want to judge your life, but I don't want to be added to the count."

Erwin walked up behind you. "There is no list. There is no number. I don't sleep around." He sighed. "I find the concept rather pointless and disgusting."

You turned around and backed up quickly when you saw how close to you Erwin was. You bumped into the counter as your heart raced. "Erwin, I...I'm sorry I accused you of...it's just...people talk..."

He placed his hands on the counter on either side of your body. "Jealous people spread rumours. I've had a lot of things said about me due to me rejecting people and proposals and just being a CEO."

"That's pretty shit."

"It is. It gets in the way of a lot of things." He sighed. "Like I heard Steve was your boyfriends and not a cat."

You nibbled your lip. "Ah."

He pulled back from you. "Do you mind if I stay over? I'll use your sofa."

"Oh, sure things but Steve might sleep on you."

"I'm okay with that. I think I can get along with him now I know he's not a boyfriend."

You blushed when you saw Erwin scoop up Steve and happily pet him. You got Erwin some blankets and a pillow before wishing him goodnight and heading to your bed.

Erwin sat back as you changed the bandages on his arm. He was rather happy that the past few days you'd been acting like a married couple. He did a lot around your apartment and the way you doted on him made his heart skip a beat. He enjoyed cooking together, cleaning and watching movies snuggled up on the sofa. One night you even fell asleep on him.

He looked down at your work and smiled. "Thank you."

You tied it in placed and massaged his arm. "It's healing, but it is slow."

"Mm, well that's my fault."

You frowned a little. "How?"

"I'm willing it to heal slowly so I can stay longer with you."

You giggled at his flirting words. "You're a big flirt. You've been getting worse and worse."

He pulled you closer. "I can't help myself. You're so smart, cute, funny, sexy and adorable. I just want to eat you up."

"Erwin."

He smirked. "Doll." He nuzzled the crook of your neck making you giggle so sweetly. "Mm, so warm and you smell like lemons."

"Thank you."

He pulled back and sighed. "I will get the dinner tonight, okay?"

You nodded. "If you're sure."

He kissed your neck. "Be right back."

You watched him approach your door. "Okay, see you in a bit."

He paused by the door and smirked. "You're gonna miss me?"

You looked away. "N-No."

"I'll miss you."

You whined. "Okay, I will."

Erwin left your apartment and felt like he was now your lover living with you. He had clothes there now and a few of his things. He felt like he'd moved in. He didn't want to leave you, in fact, he wanted you to live with him in his penthouse. He wanted to take care of you and shower you with love and affection. Erwin was going to confess his love during dinner tonight.

He bought a few things for a nice Italian meal, along with flowers and chocolates. He even bought you a cute necklace. He gathered his things and made his way back to you. He felt his heart fluttering at the thought of you. He wanted to kiss you and hold you all night long. He wanted to make love to you from sunset to sunrise. He wanted to hear you moan his name. He wanted you as his.

Erwin was feeling possessive of you. He wanted you all to himself. He didn't want any other men to have you. He loved you so much that it controlled all his actions. He lived and breathed you. He knew he was a bit crazy, but he didn't care because you were so incredible.

He slipped into your place and smiled at Steve meowing at him. "Hey buddy, I'm home. Where's your mummy?" He looked up when he heard you running over. "Hello, Doll."

Your eyes lit up at seeing Erwin. "Welcome home! Are you okay? You didn't get hurt or anything?"

"I'm perfectly fine."

You sighed. "Oh good. Was it a nice trip?" You took one of the bags and moved it to the kitchen.

Erwin followed you. "Was okay. Would have been better with you."

"Flirt."

"That's the intention."

You gazed at Erwin. "Sorry?"

He moved closer. "I said, that was my intention. I am flirting with you and I have been for a while." He snaked his hand over your waist and pulled you closer. "I hope there is no man in your life because if there is I will make him disappear. I want to be the only man in your life. I will take care of you and love you every single day. I will give you anything you want and desire. I love you." He leaned closer and said your name. "I am deeply and madly in love with you."

You flushed red. "Erwin...do...do you mean that all?"

He yanked your body against his and growled. "I do. You have no idea how crazy I am about you. I want you as mine. I adore you so much." He tapped his forehead against yours. "Please say you love me too."

You gripped his shirt. "I do. I really do. I love you, Erwin. I've loved you for a while, but I held back because I thought you wouldn't. I believed the rumours. I want to be with you too."

He panted a little as his excitement took over. "Can I kiss you?"

"Please do."

Erwin crashed his lips against yours with intense passion. He slipped his tongue into your mouth and moaned with you as your tongues moved together. He lifted you up and sat you on your counter as you clung to Erwin. He hummed in happiness as you wrapped your legs around him and pulled him closer to you. He felt you move your hips against him, so he moved his.

You shoved your fingers in his soft blonde hair and tugged roughly causing Erwin to growl. You pulled from Erwin's lips and moaned in delight as he nibbled and licked your neck. You moaned as he bit and sucked hard on your skin. You squeaked when he spanked his hand onto your bum and gripped roughly.

You panted as he kept moving against you. "Erwin, you feel so good." You moaned as he rubbed so perfectly against you. You mewled as you felt your coil tighten as he kept moving against you. "Erwin, mm."

He bit your neck and angled your hips to make sure he grinded his hips against you just right. "I love you. I love you so much. You're mine, doll, all mine."

You shivered in delight. "Yes, I'm all yours."

He smiled when your moans got higher in pitch. "That's it, sweetheart, enjoy yourself."

You felt the snap and moaned out. "Erwin!" You threw your head back and accidentally smacked your head against the cupboard and causing a loud thud. "Ow!"

Erwin stopped moving and cupped the back of your head. "Crap, are you okay?"

You winced a little and fought tears. "Mm, I'm okay."

He hugged you tightly. "Poor doll."

You giggled. "I'm okay. You were just so good."

Erwin chuckled. "Guess so." He kissed the top of your head. "I'll kiss it better." He lifted you off the counter and held you close as he massaged the back of your head. "Poor thing."

You pouted a bit and leaned up. "Kiss?"

He smirked and kissed you. "I have something for you."

You hummed. "What is it?"

He pulled out the flowers, chocolates and the case with the necklace. "All for you."

You gasped. "No one has ever given me flowers, chocolates and a gift before." You hugged the flowers. "Thank you."

He opened the box to show you the necklace. "It is sad that no one has ever spoiled you before. You deserve it all."

You whined a bit. "So pretty....are you sure I can have it?"

"Yes." He put the box down and then put the necklace on you. "Stunning."

You kissed him and blushed. "Thank you."

"I am making a three-course Italian meal for you too as a date."

You looked over the food as he got it out. "Amazing."

He tied on your cute apron and winked at you. "I do hope you enjoy."

"Um, Erwin?"

He hummed. "Everything okay, my cute doll?"

You started trimming the flowers and arranging them. "Um, speaking of a three-course meal. I'm hoping what we did on the counter was an appetizer."

Erwin walked up behind you and pressed his big bulge against your bum making you shiver and moan. "Don't you worry, my darling dear. I intend to make love to you from sunset to sunrise."

You pressed yourself back against Erwin. "I can't wait."

He wrapped his arms around you and nipped your neck and spoke with a husky voice. "I need to feed you, but I want you so badly."

You mewled. "Me too."

He slid a hand up and massaged your left breast in his massive hand. "You're a delectable meal that should be savoured for days."

You whimpered. "Erwin."

He hugged you tightly. "I should behave for now. We have a wonderful dinner to eat."

You relaxed against him. "I can't wait."

[ametistacollinsworld]

♛ Lizzy x Worker Drone Reader x Doll poly hcs ♛

My 20 request! Hope you like!

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Oh boy- And we go-

I think you were their classmate who was never one to talk to them, until one day you guys had to do a group project. (Bruh-)

So to get the project done, Lizzy invited you to a sleepover at her house, where you, she and Doll would do the project and have a sleepover together, simple isn't it?

But then after a while you guys started to get along really well, finishing work quickly and talking later that night, thus starting a good friendship. (Yay! Friends!)

You, Lizzy and Doll would do everything together after that, pick out party outfits, talk about romance movies, among other things.

Once you guys started dating, Lizzy would always want a kiss when she saw you, while Doll would want a kiss on the cheek. (Cuties-)

You, Lizzy and Doll would definitely have a special B.F.F./partners secret code.

You three would always bring your desks together in class in your free time to talk.

These girls would go so hard for you to become a cheerleader like them, they just want to spend time with you!

These two would constantly give you bouts of kissing together on your cheeks and lips, leaving you a blushing mess as they giggle at you. (It is not funny- Cmon-)

At parties you would always have a schedule to dance with both of them, Lizzy's favorite dance types being tango and mambo and Doll's favorites being kalinka and merengue to dance together with you. (Yay- dance lovers!)

Constant pillow fights whenever you guys are in Lizzy's room, where you would always team up with Doll to make a tickle trap for Lizzy, where you would attack her with a bear hug while Doll would tickle Lizzy's stomach, making the female drone fall into a fit of laughter as she asked you guys to stop. (UwU)

Basically you, Lizzy and Doll would be a very healthy poly couple where you guys would look like best friends.

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

Live Levi reaction (to DaP reacting to every pinof #3)

Ok Im almost 6 minutes in and decided I need to write down my thoughts

THE PHULGE????????

Tbh putting a “ph” in front of anything that has to do with dnp is actually peak comedy keep up the good work

I will now be referring to dnp Lore are Phore, thanks for the suggestion

I hate to break it to you Dan, but the reason it’s the most played part of the video is probably because you guys touched.

LADDERS JUMPSCARE

“It’s when you go fast in a plane, and it goes *bomp*” Im obsessed with him

This entire series is just an excuse to answer pinof questions without having to actually do another pinof

THE NACHO FANFIC???????? I actually had to pause and stim to get the gross feeling out (does anyone else do that btw?????? I call it “ick stimming”)

What is the plural of Weenus? Is it Weens? Weenuses? Weeni (pronounced “Ween-eye”)?

Bruh im only like 9 minutes in

New phore drop??????? (Phils grandma is my idol I aspire to be her)

🎵THE INTERNET IS HERE🎵

Dan making the same noise as his past self it’s making me unwell

DANS WHAT NOW????????

The fact that I know they have a proshot of ii but instead they choose to use bootleg footage (also true for The Internet is Here)

Phil forgor the diss track 🥲

Phil doesn’t like bananas so true king

“A Dil doll”

Why are their voices harmonizing on the “yeah boi”

I love Phil ❤️❤️❤️

Not to overanalyze (this entire video is an overanalysisq) but Dan did the Tongue Thing™ after he said “your mum.”

Dan talking about the Phulge AND the Phass in the same video??????

Ngl Truth Bombs was a slay. I got one for Christmas many years ago and it’s still in my room, relatively untouched because I’m scared of using all the papers

WAIT TRUTH BOMBS GOT REBRANDED???????

That’s actually so funny bc I was recently in a production of Mean Girls

“Looks like Margaret Thatcher” has me DEAD

ii being the branding for their second tour was so clever idec

STOP GUILTING ME ABOUT NOT GOING TO INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS I HAD LITERALLY NO MONEY

STOP I HAD NO JOB NO MONEY

Valid reason to end pinof /srs

“I think I am so comfortable around you that like, the brain to mouth connection? There’s no filter” that’s how you know they’re besties (this is literally what’s I’m like around my friends)

I FORGOT THEY SAID THEY WERE GONNA MAKE A TIER LIST

“You might have different opinions, but this is the correct opinion”

[rui-drawsbox]

I’ve got so much work recently that the brain ain’t filled up yet but I have a couple ideas for the magical girl au :):):):) back on my usual bullshit lmao ✨✨✨

K so these mfers (Knights + Mika + Shu(eventually, give him time, a season two breakdown and a redemption arc) ) should go song karaoke together. They deserve it after all the horrors tbh. The little doll man should get to experience the epic highs and lows of awful greasy pizza at an establishment that isn’t a restaurant. Tsukasa, Izumi, and Shu should also be subjected to it tbh. Tsukasa might like it <3 Izumi and Shu however… malding, screaming and dying even.

Anyways it would be funny as hell if Shu also went to school with the knights. Cuz he’s the same age as Izumi and Leo anyways. Bruh, Arashi could just think that Shu is Mika’s crush 💀💀💀. On god that could make for some top tier comedic interactions. Mostly Arashi teasing Mika about his crush, and Mika frantically trying to assure her that it isn’t a crush cuz he wouldn’t be caught dead catching feelings for his boss. Meanwhile the idea that he could have a crush on his boss has been planted in the back of his mind and it’s only gonna keep growing. I feel like this would be funny for two reasons, one: hijinks, two: bigger emotional payoff when Mika does decide to leave him <<<333 break both of their hearts in one foul swoop.

also Leo being a menace to Shu. They should be in the same class. It would be funny.

Back on my fighting bullshit. I feel like Shu would never fight with his hands or with blades tbh. I feel like he would use a bunch of smaller dolls after losing Mika. Ones that he considers imperfect or something, idk man, something symbolic. + the dolls could almost look like they’re already falling apart and they deteriorate more and more as his mental state deteriorates (not as an in universe thing, just as a visual symbol for the audience to emphasize that Shu is breaking down lmao)

Also Shu and Mika should kiss. Arashi is the #1 wing woman tbh. I love her so much. She deserves to wear a pretty dress like in those super magical girl forms. Like madoka’s at the end of madoka magica when she does the thing, or any of the really powerful forms in precure.

also arashi should punch Shu in the face at one point. I’m thinking about him getting her sword away from her with dolls and being like “Hah! It seems as if you weren’t prepared for this eventuality girl! Kakakakaka! Now that I’ve disarmed you it’s impossible for you to defeat me! Now then, if you’ll excuse me I have more important matters to-” “AGHH!? You, you ignorant girl! You, you imbecile! Why I can’t believe you would-“ she raised her fist again so he finally shut the fuck up. He’s learning 🥰🥰🥰. Mika is probably upset about Shu getting punch tbh. Like he knows why Shu deserved it but he’s still a bit upset. He ain’t mad tho. Shu needed to have some sense beaten into him for once ✨✨✨.

I’m done for now ✨🥰✨🥰✨😎😎😎😎

I kind of want to write out a whole anime plot tbh. If I actually get around to finishing my current fic I might write an outline for this sometime tbh. If I get it done I’ll probably come drop it in your ask box unannounced. Or I’ll make a post and @you in it cuz that might be easier if it’s a whole ass outline.

I love ur ideas even though i forgot answer this ngl JSBDKS Drawings to compensate! It's the only i can do haha!

Anyways, this scene is definitely in the ending of the second season or an OVA about the 7 having daily adolescence adventures like they should had since the start lol

I feel like Leo would be an usual costumer in the karaoke, actually, this would be the group's hideout jsbfjs

Now, I love the idea of Mika staring too long to Shu in the corridors of the school and then Arashi notices and starts teasing him

Mika: no way i could possibly like my boss! He's just so cool and composed and smart and-

Shu, in his classroom:

And yes i think Shu and Mika should kiss, but i also think that Arashi and Mika should kiss, so my offer is:

Arashi: this is my boyfriend, Mika. And this Mika's boyfriend, Shu.

Basically, shumika=second chance trope, aramika=friends to lovers trope. And i love it

You know that i was thinking exactly the same about Shu's powers? He could never fight someone by himself, he would break before a finger lands on him jabfjsj

So yeah, i belive that he would have a dolls/mannequin army. In the first episodes he only uses Mika because he's the strongest, but when he loses him he would starts using unfinished dolls to fight, and with the pasta of episodes there would be more and more dolls but with a worse quality! Like Mika>Metal dolls>Wood dolls>Ceramic/industrial mannequins?. They would start being extremely fragile, like his mental stability😊!

You know Santa Clous from Chainsaw Man? Yeah i see Shu with a similar power but less OP ofc. Like he can control the movements/minds(?) of his artificial dolls but not people, Mika is the exception! Because Mika considered himself like Shu's doll! Once he starts making choices by himself he couldnt be controlled anymore!

Back to Arashi, im 100% sure that her powerup/god form has longer hair, following the more hair=more power formula. I also want to give the nerf or smth that have so much power she has to lose a lot of her humanity sense! She would become this "Justice God" or smth without emotions and the rest of her friends would have to fight/convince her back into normal!

Now. Yes. Arashi should punch people. Arashi should beat the shit out of people. Arashi should beat the shit out of Shu. I didn't gave her armor gloves for nothing.

Yes. Queen. Be scary. Be intimidating. Be your enemy's worst nightmare.

And you want to write the plot while i want to anímate the fucking fight scenes oUT OF MY HEAD I SWEAR IT WOULD LOOK SO COOL IF I KNEW HOW TO ANIMATE UGHH

I would love to read whatever you write about this au too! I'll read every ask you drop here even if i take forever to answer haha;;

[visionthefox]

I love Earth’s new design it’s more fitting though I would’ve loved to have her be plus size that’s the only think I’m going to miss, why do they have to always be skinny? >:c

BM is working with this tails doll named Rodrick or something but it feels the same BM meets someone new and they get used like a tool, Solar (aka Nice Eclipse) helped him get upgrades but I don’t know what episode did I miss that eventually now he is in hated territory by BM, bc that’s the perception I have currently with newer episodes.

I wish there could be a redemption arc but the person I wanted to help BM get better was killed off, I feel like they didn’t know where to go with KC so they just said you know what let’s get rid of it, but I truly feel they had a lot of things that could happen with KC.

Just like when his killing thing came back idk how he managed to suppress it i’m guessing power of friendship and all so now I think they are going to take that route with Ruin bc yes the virus got eliminated and whatever but for him to keep humming “You’ll be back” from Hamilton is sus.

Anyways love talking to you <3

HIII NEW ASKKK!! yea! I think I mentioned it once- but it bother me how she is clearly a big woman! (yea model is messy but! still!) and it made me look at bit confused how the fans draw her skinny! like- even I as an old hater of her respected her curves! :V they missed a chance to make her plus size- shame.. I mad dislike the character- but the fan art was ok- if only they draw her plus sizee aaa also- ye- I know of Tails doll- bothers me that they use an actually cool character like this.. like. cant they just made up a villain? leave my cool creepy TD alone! :C (I cry in Sonic fan!) Also- I am of the idea that KC was better as a "another side of moon" and when he was given a new life- I lost interest- becase he NEVER deserved such chance- he made Moon life miserable for YEARS- then was the FIRST one to use BM- eventually left them - only when they show up- be an ass to what is- in theory- his mini him.. how can KC be of any help? KC was a poorly used character.. also- yea- how the hell does he suddently controled the only reason to be alive? he is a Kill Code- not Rapper Code! or Cook Code! bruh had it easy while Moon had it worse! also..Ruin-- I hoped to maybe see his eps? but also-- ngh.. I cant have the same route I took with Eclipse.. seeying someone so great eat dust- be a walking joke- then be killed in such way.. I cant do that again aaaaaa - cry in spanish- but ah- I love to chat with ya too <3 I love getting these messeges! <3 Hope I wasnt mean! I just love to complain of something I dont even see anymore- feel free to make fun of me haha

[its-hai-time]

i once had a dream shrek kidnapped a little girl and a small group of people had to save her with help from her sentient toy story woody doll (he couldnt move tho, only talk)

somewhere along the lines they find out shrek is working together with the city's Mega Rich Pseudo-governor (not actually in office but effectively owns the entire city so it doesn't matter) who is planning a tournament? of some kind?? i do not remember the details of this tournament, only that it was inherently dangerous ala hunger games and also a distraction from what Mega Rich was really planning

the group break into the place where they tracked shrek to, which turns out to be one of Mega Rich's many houses, and they bump into his daughter. she's obviously being abused and has some kind of super powers - she knows things she shouldnt possibly be able to know and can control the flow of electricity - and tells them Mega Rich is planning to use the tournament as a distraction so no one will notice she and the kidnapped girl get used as sacrifices for Something at the top of Mega Rich's tower at the center of the city

she insists on staying, so instead they conduct a plan; she's gonna feed them information and they'll pose as security detail at both the tournament and the ritual (because apparently it's planned for shrek to tear several people apart in the tournament) and steal a helicopter to get both girls to safety (there's a scene where the group walks into what i think was supposed to be a gas station? but it's just leaking oil barrels stacked on top of each other in several yards tall towers, and the clerk drives around in a fork lift to get 'em down. the whole thing is very surreal and post-apocalyptic vibed)

the day of the tournament comes and the group crashed the tournament, yoinks shrek out of there, sets him loose in Mega Rich's tower (i think?)... and then captain america steps onto a platform that carries him to the very top of the tower, where it's still in construction. he turns into superman during the ride. batman is waiting for him at the top. they have a cryptic conversation ala "you dont have to do this" "there is no other way" "there is always another way" "not in this life. not this time" and then they watch the sunset together. and then i woke up

yeah im still mad i dont know what happened to either of the children lmao

The "Captain America enters the elevator and exits as Superman" thing is SUCH A DREAM THING GOD.

Love that Shrek was completely unaccountable to his actions, just an enraged beast. (Setting him "loose" in the mansion is hilarious) Cherry on top being the dumb ass conversation Superman and Batman had at the end. Bruh the children, go save the children.

[idrknidc]

Sunshine pt.2

Tony Stark x daughter reader

Bucky Barnes x reader

Part 2 to Sunshine

Words: 1k+

Warning: ANGSTY AF Bucky being an amazing person (yes that's a warning) Tony being a horrible person (sorry, I love tony but here he is asshole) LANGUAGE (That last one was brought to you by Steve Rogers) UNEDITED

Summary: Tony doesn't spend enough time with Y/n his daughter, and no one knows why. Y/n is a ray of sunshine so everyone has no idea why he doesn't spend time with her...

3rd Person Pov

Bucky walked back into the Med-Bay after his little fight with Tony and sat down next to Y/n's bed, she was sleeping peacefully with a light smile on her face.

Bucky didn't know how she did it, nobody did, she was always so happy, so forgiving. Nobody deserved her, she was to kind for this world.

The door to the Med-Bay opened and Fury quickly walked in. Y/n was one of the only people that broke through Fury's hard mean shell and he also let her call him Nick.

"What happened?" Nick asked as he sat down next to Bucky and he shook his head, "Tony forgot to pick her up at school and she had to walked home in the rain before I found her and got her back here, Bruce also told us she has the flu." Bucky explained and Fury practically growled before her stood up and walked out of the room.

'Ooh, Tony's gettin' an ear full' Bucky thought before he grabbed Y/n's hand and just looked at her.

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The next morning Y/n woke up and saw Bucky asleep next to her, "Bucky." she whispered and Bucky jolted awake.

He quickly looked over and saw Y/n looking at him, he smiled softly "Are you okay Doll?" Bucky asked and Y/n nodded, "Just a little tired, and hungry." (Man I am hungry in real life, bruh I need food)

"Okay, let me get you some food." Bucky said while standing up and Y/n quickly stopped him, "No! I can do it, don't waste your time on me." Y/n said before Bucky quickly turned around and walked back over.

"Hey hey, no don't do that, don't let Tony get in that pretty head of yours." he grabbed her head in his hands and continued "Your perfect, I know that Tony doesn't tell you that but you are, okay Doll?" Bucky looked at Y/n while she had tears in here eyes.

No one had ever seen Y/n this sad, Tony broke her.

One tear slipped past Y/n's eye and Bucky cleared it away, "Save your tears for something worth it." Bucky said and Y/n smiled and leaned into Bucky's touch.

He placed a kiss it her forehead "Now let me help you." he said and Y/n nodded and Bucky smiled before standing up and walking out of the room.

Bucky walked into the kitchen and started making Y/n food and Tony walked out of his lab with a black eye and bruised cheek, Bucky laughed lightly and Tony sat down.

"What happened to you?" Bucky asked while stirring the soup he was making, "Fury." that's all Tony had to say, "So that's what Fury did after he stomped out of the Med-Bay." Bucky said like it was nothing.

"Wait you knew this was going to happen?"

"No, I just told him what you did because he asked." Bucky said and Tony's head snapped up.

"You told him!?"

"Yes, because he asked and you deserved it, you're making Y/n question herself so I think you deserve it." Bucky said and Tony looked at him, "I'm what."

"Yeah, you are doing that now, making the happiest girl in the world sad, congrats Stark you broke the her." Bucky said before grabbing the food he made and walking out of the kitchen and back to Y/n.

"I made you some soup." Bucky said as he walked into the room Y/n sat up and he placed the soup in Y/n's lap.

"It was my moms recipe." Bucky said with a sweet smile on his face, Y/n tasted the soup, "Oh my god, this is amazing, thank you Bucky." Y/n said with her sweet smiled and Bucky smiled.

This felt amazing, this was Bucky's first time making it since Hydra got him, the last time he made it was for his mother. He thought the first person he'd make it for again was for the woman he loved and cared deeply about.

Y/n finished some finished “Thank you Buck.” she said and Bucky smiled and took the bowl and placed it on the table next to her and then sat down next to Y/n.

Y/n quickly hugged Bucky and he hugged her back, and then there was a knock at the door, both turned their heads and saw Tony standing at the door with a sad look on his face.

“It’s okay Buck. Can I talk to him?” Y/n asked and Bucky sighed, nodded his head, and stood up and walked out of the room.

Y/n motioned Tony over, and he sat down next to her, “I don’t know where to start.” he said and Y/n smiled and grabbed his hand smiled.

“God I’m so sorry honey, I know I’m a horrible father. When Bucky walked into the kitchen and told me I-I broke your happiness, he said that keep crying. And god I finally knew what I was doing wrong, god I’m so sorry honey so sorry.” Tony said with tears streaming down his face.

Y/n quickly hugged him, “It’s okay, really it’s okay, I know what you did was horrible but please spend time with me.” Y/n said and Tony quickly nodded his head, “When you get out of here, I’ll take you to the movies for real this time.” Tony said and Y/n nodded with a smile.

Tony stayed talking to Y/n about her and his interests and what they have in common turns out they have a lot.

There was a knock on the door and it opened, “Hey Buck.” Y/n said with a happy smile on her face, “May I come in?” he asked and Y/n nodded, Tony stood up, “I’ll see you later hon.” Tony before he kissed his daughters head and walked out of the room.

Bucky sat down next to Y/n, “How’d that go?” he asked and Y/n smiled widely “He apologized.” Y/n said and Bucky smiled happily before quickly hugging Y/n.

They both pulled away but didn’t fully pull away Bucky starred into Y/n’s eyes Y/n grabbed hold of Bucky and kissed him…

Uuuhh y’all want a part 3

I will not take hate, this isn’t real, it’s a FANFIC my dudes.

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Did you get blocked by Aaron Sparrow on twitter???

Yeah, and the thing is, I don't even think I did anything that could warrant that reaction other than disagree with how he handled QuackerJack in the 2011 comics ((y'know, the comics where the silly toy duck guy with a short temper decided to kidnap his friends, hold them hostage, strangled a robot until it was screaming for mercy, use his bestie as a car battery, have a mental breakdown in real time while holding an office building hostage, threatened to throw a lady into the equivalent of a woodchipper for voicing that everyone present could bumrush him to stop him from causing more harm, actively implied that his doll was now talking to him and tell him to hurt people, and then just offs himself and dumps his soulless husk on his ex-girlfriend's doorstep with a note that said "this is the best I'll ever be"?))

And his response was initially "Well, maybe it would be just better if everyone just kissed all the time, since you can't accept conflict or that people can change and get fixated on a goal. 🤷‍♂️"

And I was like: "Bruh, that's not the point, tho?" and have since just dropped that and the last thing I literally said was a question pertaining to what he meant with the "Look how they massacred my boy" gif as he seems to have seen a preview of the upcoming comics he ain't a part of, but anyway, this is literally the only cross interaction I've had with him and I don't think I was that out of line to get such a response, so I'm wondering if he thinks I'm one of those people that's bothering him on other platforms, because I don't actually use anything other than Tumblr, and my other accounts are just name holders from when I was in my early 20s to make sure that I got my username grabbed in case those sites popped off with my web friends instead. I can literally just screenshot my pages on other social media and prove I'm not the name bothering him if he wants.

Like, I don't mind conflict in stories ((my favorite fanfiction genre to write is Angst and Hurt/Comfort)), but surely I'm not unreasonable in saying that QuackerJack using Megavolt's life support device as a car battery without his consent and draining him to the point of near unresponsiveness is kind of taking it a bit far in a comic series that's supposed to be continuing a cartoon from a weekday afternoon time block from 90s Disney, right?

Especially when the writer is making this character in question be basically Duck Joker, and not just any Joker, but scary Joker.

The cartoon funny toy making duck with a short fuse, from the same timeline and universe as Mickey Mouse, who lives on the other side of the bridge from Donald Duck and family, whose merchandise is worn by Goofy Goof's son, you gonna tell me this guy is supposed be this dark? I think Sparrow should remember: QuackerJack exists in the same era and universe as POWERLINE.

But yeah, maybe I was a bit snarky, but blocking me over that is a bit of an overreaction. Usually, there's a cool down time and then people move on and sometimes end up being mutuals with me because it's not even malicious. I literally just espressed displeasure at the way that story went. I don't have to accept that just because he's a published writer. So is JK Rowling, and we all know how well that's working out for her.

He's lucky I didn't snap at him over that atrocious "autism awareness" episode he wrote for "Young Justice". That was vile and even my bestie who isn't autistic ((but her siblings are)) and is a huge comic nerd agreed that that episode was awful and offensive and clearly written by someone who never has even interacted with an autistic person before.

Whatever. I have better things to do than let some manchild geezer with an ego the size of a planet mess with me. I'm mostly annoyed with him for being rude to my friends anyway.

[vitaminwaterreviews]

(G)I-dle - 2

Alright, let’s start off with the points average which is 7.5. That’s pretty good for any given album. I enjoy how diverse the songs were, a lot of them didn’t feel (G)I-dle at all to me, and I appreciate when groups are willing to experiment like that. There was an aespa song on here, a NewJeans song on here, and of course Wife is that pure distilled Soyoen sound.

The obvious issue, of course, is song length! This is a studio album by the kpop definition, but it’s only 20 minutes long! Like, what?? My main issue with most of these songs is that they’re good, but they don’t develop at all. Like, you can only cram so much into 140 seconds. Longer songs aren’t better by virtue of being longer; they’re better because they allow for more creativity and development of themes. And so when every single song but one is so short, nothing felt developed at all. This is an album of good ideas and decent execution. So many of these songs could’ve pushed 8’s or 9’s if they were just developed better. Really disappointing.

- I know Wife pretty well at this point, I listened to it a couple of times today. I also listened to a bit of Super Lady but it was kinda mid so I turned it off. I’m blind to the rest.

Super Lady

Bass

Yeah, definitely getting second gen vibes from this, that’s what the people on Soju Talk were saying

The chorus though is … alright? But I just want More from it

Like, Nxde has More to the chorus, or at least a proper post-chorus

Oh okay so this is what they meant by a YG outro lol, I stopped listening before this point

This is supposed to be their Nxde moment I think, but I don’t think this song deserves it

7/10

Revenge

Woah, are these strings? Free reeds?

I love this vocalist in this range. I dunno her name, but we get the same thing in Queencard and Nxde

Bruh this would’ve been a way better title track, love the guitar

This is a really nice song but it’s only 2:24. I will definitely be talking about song length at the end

8/10

Doll

A bit of guitar here too, but the pre-chorus is like, string plucks?

Mmm yeah this is a nice post-chorus

I don’t think we’ve had a nice bitchy Soyeon rap moment in any of these songs yet, have we?

7/10 for the length

Vision

Oh this is neat, this is kinda NewJeansy but it’s a nice sound that I haven’t heard (G)I-dle do much

Okay this is a neat rap I guess

Mmmm the whispering

7/10

7Days

Yeahhh this is the sound we like to hear, mmmmm

The days of the week thing is super cliche but oh well, kpop is known for cliche

“Deja vu” sounds like “day”

8/10, this was super pretty, didn’t do anything Truly special though, just really good

Fate

Piano? A bit jazzy? Not quite electro swing

BASS

Wow yeah, I can’t actually tell what type of bass this is

It feels non-synthesized, but it’s definitely … augmented

I’ve been too busy listening to the bass to actually comment on the song and we’re already on the rap verse lol

I dunno how I feel about the melody in the chorus

8/10

Rollie

Wtf is this aespa shit on my good christian (G)I-dle album

Yeah actually, definitely getting aespa vibes from this singing/rapping style

Plus the instrumentation ofc

Yeah, it’s fine i guess, pretty good

7/10

Wife

I have such mixed feelings about this song

It’s like they took all the Soyeon on a regular (G)I-dle album and concentrated it all into this song

8/10

[prof-arjun]

Pokemon Sword by Tumblr decides my fate

Journey to the first badge: Masterpost

The text never ended, and while that was understandable with SwSh being the start of Gen 8. That makes repeat playthroughs a little difficult in the hand-holdy feel of the endless blocks of text and seemingly cookie-cutter 2-D characters. Like, Hop, hunny, c'mon. Can you not mention pages in your legend for five seconds?

But with our little Sobble named Xion, I tried to race through the opening establishing plot. Catching a Wooloo and naming him Meep to avoid the catching tutorial and telling Hop that no, this isn't my first time in a Pokemon Center. Cause, honestly, thank Arceus they added that... if only they'd keep it in every single game moving forward...

With Leon giving me plenty of Pokeballs, I instantly looked for a Nickit and Yamper, naming them Gigi and Lola respectively. After that, I caught one of every Pokemon I could find across Route 1 and 2. At least, I think I did. I wasn't looking at a guide.

Having done that before challenging Hop at Professor Magnolia's place meant I didn't have anything new to catch during his little "challenge". And the purple-haired twerp had the AUDACITY to be sassy about it as if I wasn't completing my Dex faster than his little butt ever could.

But I digress, it was time to get into the Wilds of Galar. Because you know the train just has to run into the one flock of Wooloo for no other reason than plot. And that was really the best thing ever as I poked my head into every Raid Den I could.

Well, sort of. I only caught the first 12 non-repeating Pokemon I found before moving over to the Isle of Armor. Klara gave me a little trouble since my Pokemon were barely over level 10, but I was able to win out in one attempt. And trying to run around to the various Dens on my way to the Dojo.

Honey was an absolute doll and Mustard was his usual partially shady self. But the Slowpoke he trained caused Xion to evolve into Drizzile. I still got the little G-Max Bulbasaur and named him Hashi. Since I didn't need to get Kubfu just yet, I stopped at the second trial. But when we get to the first gym town, we will finish that off.

But after repeating the 12 Raid Den scourge, I went on to the Crowned Tundra. Peony tromped me soundly and called me a softie. Like, sir, I could have been so much worse for you if I wanted to be. You're just lucky I need to get into the Tundra right now...

Ignoring the Dynamax Adventures for now, I ran screaming through the Tundra. Kinda loving and hating the new caves that can be spelunked to your heart's content, but the frickin' Dens hidden in the cave systems... Please, make those easy to find and leave the spelunkable caves to hold something more interesting, please? Rare spawns would be nice.

Though, speaking of Raid Dens, adding a Mienfoo named Mulan to the squad just to help round out weaknesses and give a nice, hard-hitting baby girl to make things interesting.

While setting up for future events, I went ahead and started grinding out that Pokedex and getting Madara the Kubfu to level 30 so we could climb the Tower of Darkness. Very simple projects in theory... but man was that a task and a half. Though I can't express how good it felt to whoop Bede instantly with Gigi. So many memories of my original disdain justified and rectified with one team member.

First of all, Klara and her Poison Types were a trial in and of themselves twice over since I had no real counters, other than Hashi clearing away the spikes. But I eventually got everything sorted out and then came training...

In the Crowned Tundra, I proceeded to complete a Dynamax Adventure and keep an Obstagoon. Suicune knocked out three Pokemon after the Hatterene before it had knocked out one but thankfully you don't need to beat it to progress the story. Instead, I used the Obstagoon to battle around the Tundra, running errands for a creepy Harvest King. (No, I don't like Calyrex... you see what it does to Peony? Bruh better keep his little noggin' to himself.)

But with all that cleared away, I flew back to Turrfield and the Gym Challenge... with a team in its early twenties and more than over-leveled. Add in the fact that herding Wooloo is rather simple and you have a recipe for a quick Gym badge right out of the gate.

Went in with Meep being paralyzed, but he fought through and took down the Gossifleur with a series of Headbutt. Then I swapped for Gigi knowing that I would be Dynamaxing along with Milo and his Eldegoss. Though side note; why didn't they give Milo an Applin for the first battle? It isn't a very strong Pokemon and would add a smidge of diversity to his team. Heck, add a Grookey so he has something other than just the same two Pokemon in his first battle.

Either way, we got the first badge, now to poke into some Raid Dens and hold a couple more polls...

Team:

Xion- Drizzile

Meep- Wooloo

Hashi- Bulbasaur

Lola- Yamper

Gigi- Nickit

Mulan- Mienfoo

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 127

Mannequin 3: The Reckoning/Victory of the Daleks

“Mannequin 3: The Reckoning”

Plot Description: when Ben calls Dean and tells him that Lisa is in trouble, Dean leaves Sam to investigate a case alone and rushed to the rescue

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I saw this in a doctor who once. Though those mannequins didn’t have faces so weren’t nearly as creepy. It was also aliens, not ghosts…I’d probably be dead

Also, Sam’s not dead, so that’s good!! 2-3 minutes in hell feels like a week

Dean no. There’s gotta be a middle ground between fully kicking down the wall in Sam’s mind and suppressing everything til it boils up in violence and alcoholism

Oh. So he doesn’t IMMEDIATELY run off to help her

Ah, bruh, I don’t think it’s Johnny. Why ARE these mannequins attacking people??

Dean, you know your past year and Sam’s past year are not comparable.

Ohhhhhh, Ben doesn’t want Lisa dating anyone but Dean. It’s kind of cute. He got so attached.

Ok…so…it’s not exactly fair to pin THIS on Dean. Ben called and said you were in trouble. Dean wants to help, Dean wants to protect, to make up for the danger he brought into your lives. Yes, he’s being a little bit of an ass about it right now.

You assholes, you don’t play with a girl’s feelings like that. She seems like she was really sweet, and you turned her into a vengeful spirit because you wanted to pretend she had a secret admirer and then LAUGHED AT HER FOR BELIEVING IT.

OH! THAT’S what the cut on all their foreheads is all about. Kinda hope this guy dies too, honestly.

Watching Dean say goodbye to the life he had with Lisa and Ben is a little bit of a gut punch. Ben admired him so much, but Dean doesn’t think he’s someone to be admired at all for anything

Uhhhhhhhh. So, the last dude from the terrible prank turned accidental manslaughter just got killed by his sex doll that he was treating like his partner. I am not disappointed

Well, that’s not comforting. Rose is possessing the impala. Trying to go all Christine on Dean. Why Dean though??

…she did it to kill her sister to get to the kidney she donated so she could be at rest. Fuck.

Just accept the thank you, Dean.

“Been On My Mind…”: Nope. 5

"Victory of the Daleks"

Plot Description: From the terrifying future of the United Kingdom to one of the darkest chapters of its past - World War Two, The Doctor and Amy find themselves in a top-secret cabinet war room deep beneath the London streets

So...here's one of the things about the Moffat era. I think a lot of his plots rely on the shock of the mystery, but if you remember that the scientist is a sort of Dalek hybrid or is a Dalek or has been brainwashed by the Daleks, much of the plot becomes kinda boring

Goddddd Matt looks so young. I mean...it's because he is and this was like 13 years ago (a true gut punch of a sentence to write).

I think it's hilarious that they slapped the Union Flag on a Dalek. How extremely like them. See something from another land? another planet even? Just put the Union Flag on it...it's property of Britain now.

Oh that "To Victory!" poster was so popular back then

I am interested in remembering the explanation for why Amy doesn't remember the events of Journey's End

Watching the Matt Smith era makes me crave Jammy Dodgers really bad

It's interesting to watch everyone watch Eleven beat up the Dalek to to avail. WE know so much of what they've gone through against each other, but with each newcomer comes a new horrified expression

Right....it was that the Daleks created that scientist to think that he had created them

Times like these make me miss Donna. Donna would have been making some sarcastic remark about how his plan (didn't) work

AW YEAH the giant colorful Daleks!! Like picking out the color iPod you wanted

Hey Doc, pack of Jammie Dodgers says this ISN'T the end of the Daleks.

The Doctor's going to make the scientist A REAL BOY...or not.

For all the time the Doctor has spent around humans and how many human companions he's had, he really still needs them to step in to make the REAL human connection