#BRO IM SO HAPPY I LEGIT SCREAMED SEEING THIS

[invisible-b0nes]

GUESS WHOS ART IS IN THE CPJ NEWSPAPERRRRR

[esorxy]

fengqing quality fic recs

its only been 2 weeks and ive legit not thought anything else since these pretty mfs infested in my mind

The Best Way to One-Up your Rival (May have Side-Effects) by viari9

(30k, basically post canon rivalry turned gay) and actually like the best fanfic ever. i keep re-reading it and will smile uncontrollably every time. i dont know if its because tgcf was literally all crack but all the fanfics are so funny for some reason. everyone is obsessed with mu qing bc hes soooo pretty and so snarky (like for what???) and he gets absolutely destroyed TM.

Your beauty never ever scared me by doordaash

(48k, MQ hanahaki) & omfg the hurt/comfort in this fic was insane while also having so much miscommunication that im fr going bald from pulling my hair out. bro the amount of time it took for them to confess... im going mad. amazing for seeing qing mei in pain and getting comforted and i was like damn they wrote such a heart wrenching fic without ANY smut but then like a week later i realised there was a part 2 which was full on pwp.

I’m fair with everyone else but you by theinkquiry

(5k, trapped in a closet but its some temple trap) this was soooo cute because qing mei legit started crying on human contact wahhhhh

try again, try again, try again by absolutefuckery

(24k, legit just kissing and fengqing with good plot) i cant remember what happened other than the kissing but i was screaming in glee the whole way through and feng xin was sooo whipped fr

little beastie by Annabec

(6k, de-aged MQ whos still a brat) reading this made me think about how feng xin would be like as a dad bc he was so cute with little MQ that MQ was like attached to him. and iMAGINE them fengqing kids omg they would be so damn funny as parents

touchstarved by nemaria

(52k, they get curse to not feel touch) bro idk why they were sooo horny at the end like calm the fuck down ur legit just touching his forearm.

I Want to Ki** You by Tyelperintal

(25k) legit DONT rememebr what this was about but it was GOOD so maybe ill reread it someday ...

The southern guide to a happy marriage by illuminate 

(27k, 'fake' marriage as gods) but they still kiss and sleep together and lovingly call each other 'husband' in public *facepalm*

I can feel your halo by illuminate

(37k) so mq loses his powers and hes like 'well the only logical thing to do now is to get fucked!' but also at the end fx is like i want to hold your hand TT and it was so sweet, also they fight a ghost

[madschiavelique]

YEPP. THAT'S IT, YOU'VE DONE IT, THIS CHAPTER IS PURE GOLD

Aagghhh

LET ME TELL YOU, THIS FIC GOT ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET IN THE LITERAL WAY.

Came home, checked tumblr, and saw, unexpected: CHAPTER 9 OF ACOI RELEASED RN?!??!?!?

So obviously I jumped to my bed to read it, and YOU DO NOT DISAPPOINT

I am AT AWE OF ALL THIS ALR

AGGGHH and ngl I'm already thinking of outfits, to be honest

ALSO. THE PART WITH WEARING THE CROWN TOGETHER? I legit almost screamed THATS THE NAME OF THE FIC??!?!?!? THE CROWN OML

And also, ,,you fight good, Miss" AGGHJ THAT MAN HAS ME ON MY KNEEES

Don't mind me, this is my current hyperfication, and YOU WRITE PURE GOLD. Imma go up on pinterest and find outfit pics, BECAUSE I CAN.

TYSM FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS AMAZING WORK OF ART

I SAW UR ASK AND LEGIT GIGGLED IN FRONT OF MY SCREEN BRO

i just HAD to place the crown quote okay I HAD TO DO MY WINK TO THE TITLE

i can't wait to see the outfits you have for them in mind bro IM SO EXCITED HIHIHI

BRO THANK U SM FOR BLESSING MY INBOX AS ALWAYS LIKE AAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY WHENEVER I SEE A NOTIF FROM U

[playboynanners]

i wanna start off by telling u i am sorry!! i wanna tell u about all this crazy shit in my head, and want to open up and want to talk about my feelings but no matter what, i just cant make out the right words...? like it feels like cant properly put my thoughts and emotions into words i guess??

all i want to do right now is cry and scream and let it all out because its killing me inside. i cant take it anymore. i feel weird. i dont want to do anything. i always feel tired. i dont have any energy. a part of me broken. something is def weighing on my heart. i just feel so fucking suffocated. i feel like i am so far behind in life that i will never catch up. everyone is doing so many things with their lives. and i am just here. i really dont think i can do this its getting dark again. and im afraid. im too tired to carry on. i want MYSELF back bro is that too much to ask for? i deffff know its getting bad because even sleep and music dont help and i feel sick all the time and i just want to disappear. i really feel like there is no happy ending for me . thats why getting through the days is hard rayen i honestly from the bottom of my heart know its all for nothing. u guys are waiting for me to get over it, to finally do something with my life, and i know u guys are getting impatient. but what u guys dont know is that im already gone. i dont like who i am. there is nothing good about me. i am sick of wasting my time. i am worn out. i so fucking tired. the anxiety consumes me at times i feel like i cant breathe i cant think straight intrusive thoughts of self distraction consume my mind i am sooo fucking sick of this version of myself!!!!! im fucking tired of the poor choices i keep making. i truly believe i have hit rock bottom. this is the humblest i have ever been because my ego has nothing to be proud of. i know i knowww it is important to be gentle with myself but its also crucial to be honest. im not taking care of myself. im doing drugs, im on social media all day. i either dont eat healthy, or i dont eat at all. i dont exercise. i watch things that arent positive and go to sleep and wake up late. i am sick to my stomach as i write this. i just want to go up from here because i cant live this way anymore. i dont wanna live this way anymore. but like if you never felt like the way i do right now... the drained , depression . WORTHLESS feeling ... then u cant say shit about me "getting better starts with yourself bs" LIKE UH ? YEAH I HATE MYSELF AND DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKK ABOUT NUN SO WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? like i honestly didnt even think i would be alive at my age i thought i wouldve been dead by 20 so u can only imagine how lost i feel lol. i dont know what to do with my life and i feel like im just wasting away most days. and i dont fucking know how to fix it. maybe this is my time for me and im supposed to be enjoying it for exactly what it is? like i dunno i just know i always fucking ruin EVERYTHINGGGG . i casually sabotage all my positive relationships with negative delusions because my life doesnt feel real unless something dramatic and destructive is constantly occurring. i really want to kill whats inside of my head. i hate living like this day after day. i just want my pain to end bro . i see how everyone looks at me like i’m a burden, how they fake concern only to switch up at me the next second. i don’t want to be this way, im so lost and alone and i just don’t see the point anymore. this is the loneliest i have ever felt. i don't have a shoulder to cry on when im sad, i have got legit no one to go to. i have noooo tears left to cry dude. my heart hurts so much. my insides are burning. i dont know how to help myself. i legitimately try and i make it worse. i wanna scream all this hurt and pain out. can i just lose my memory just so i can take a break from feeling this way? im not sure how long i can handle this alone anymore all honesty .

AND i wouldnt say im "addicted" to drugs and alcohol (JUST YET lol) butttt what i hate about liking them is that once you know how that high feels and the break from reality you get from everything you will FOREVER know how good it felt and thats the problem. u can be days, months, years of being clean. but i know when you quit its gonna be hard years down the road. i would take it alllll back and not start doing any of it. it turns from "just one time trying it" to "i promise this is the last time" but all honestly i dont know how to stop or be normal in this world sober anymore.

and to sum it alllll up i just want / need someone who can hug me and tell me that im not as worthless as i think i am i feel so fucking empty sometimes and its so exhausting to feel nothing and everything at the same time.

[tiredsmashbros]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE /POS

I AM ZOOMING MY EYES EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE LOOKING AT EVERYONE AND FINDING ALL MY SILLIES BESTIES + MOOTS HEHHEHE8YUIGEFHDSX EVERYONE LEGIT LOOKS SO COOL GOSH I CANT IMAGINE THE AMONT OF TIME TAKEN ON THIS BRO THIS IS INCREDIBLE !!!! WHAT A PROJECT WOW !!!!

I DEADASS SCREAMED INTERNALLY SEEING YOU GOT MY BOY TSB DRESSED IN A BUC-EES ONESIE HAHAHAHAAH THAT ACTUALLY TOOK ME BY SURPRISE BUT I FUKING LOVE IT SO MUCH ITS SUCH A NICE MOMENTO OF ME BEING FROM TEXAS guh im so excited to go back for thanksgiving.... gonna be dining so hard at texas roadhouse ong ong IHJKREFDX

BUT SRSLY MAN THIS IS SO COOL 😭💛💛💛💛💛💛🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

day 31 COSTUME PARTYYY (also late)

All y'all awesome so I drew y'all

@fandomgoesahhhhhhhhh @theartistisme43 my oc jade, and technically @its-a-me-mango In this close up

Mango and jade: (you e gotta be kidding me) [they were both vampires]

Better pic of mango, @coralalala64 @xcoffeebomb, and Aspen oc

@libbytwq, I honestly didn't know of pokey, so I used Google for it, sorry if it's not what you know it is also @tiredsmashbros, oc smg5, tari, and @rat-n-atty

Closer up of atlas, smg3, and @cookiepopcat

My oc smg:v as a ghost, @echostarsys, @blveblvrr, @purpdrawsthings, smg4, and technically SYR3N3

@tophatwearingidiot my oc nebagrape zombie, @bluesbox, and closer up of syr3n3

My persona, Zenith_Astral/Z_A, meggy sanitized agent 3, and another closer up of Jeremy

Happy late Halloween y'all!!

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

ahhhhhh anothe kh fan! tell me what you think of kh4! i’m personally a bit eb about pirates of the caribbean being included - it was a great world but felt a little out of place, kinda wanted to see a classic old school disney world make a surprise appearance!

toy story was wicked tho!

Yesss!!! :D

TBH I'm excited for it. The graphics looks so amazing and Sora learned how to lay of the gel lol but the whole story line has always gotten my attention. I actually liked Pirates of the Caribbean being in it BUT when the pirates didn't have the moon reflected on them was a bitch to battle 💀 I honestly loved see black and white mickey mouse running to Sora and shaking his hand and running away. The toy story one I absolutely loved it!!! I think my favorite world would have to be nightmare before Christmas. I loves Sora, Donald, and Goofy's outfits and the combo move to do with Jack. The world that was a nightmare for me to play because I always got lost in was Pinocchio's or doing the tournaments in the underworld the one that was timed OMG let me tell you I would be SOOOOOOO PISSSED trying to finish it before the timer stop. It took me a moment to beat it. I think another part that stood out to me was when Sephiroth came out and Sora battled him OMG when I tell you I screamed I was literally screaming when fighting him. Off track for a moment I was soo shocked to see him on smash bros and his intro into the game I legit screamed again mofo was destroying characters left and right. xD When typing this right now all I hear is 'dance water dance' Demyx my memories of fighting him came back HAHAHA or 'reload' xigbar saying it.

omg im so sorry this is long but I legit got so happy talking about KH.

Imma call you my Paopu fruit anon!!!!  (If two people share one, their destinies become intertwined. They'll remain a part of each other's lives no matter what.)💜✨

[victoria1676]

IM BACK WITH MORE CHAT SHENANIGANS

Imagine if Dadza And Mumza Sent a Crows to Reader while she's in SAGAU

Crow: Where the fuck are you

Reader: Hi Dadza...To be Honest...I have no Idea...

Crow: Who's kids are these..they said they know you

Reader: THOSE THREE ARE THERE!????

Chat just screaming: MUMZA MUMZA PHIL PHIL

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Chat: Tommy Broke your Redstone doors

Reader: HE FUCKING WHAT

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Crow: Have you tried Eating Sand?

Reader: Wilbur??? Is that you???

Chat: Someone Get Wilbur..He's at it again

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Chat to everyone who killed you and Bennett, Razor and Diona : Man Y'all Are Shit L+Ratio+You fell off+cope+don't care+didn't ask+stfu+owned+yo mama+ok+u Smell+Bozo+cry about it+triggered+Get real+Get wrecked+stay mad+reported+banned+get a life+hoes mad+ No bitches?+ Maidenless—......

Reader:..... They're not gonna stop *sips drink*

Also Chat: I love you (Reader) <3(Less than three)

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God I love writing these

THIS LITTERALLY IS WHAT READER'S CHAT IS GONNA BE HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

LMAOOO TOMMY NOO!! HAHAHAHHA HE GONNA GET THE CHANCLA HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUN FACT: READER LOVES DOING ALOT OF REDSTONE BUILDING AND MAKING NEW IDEAS SO IF TOMMY BROKE ONE OF HER CREATIONS HE IS DOOMED HAHAHA

MAN READER BE HAPPY HER PARENTS SEND THEIR CROWS TO FIND HER AND BRO I CAN SEE HER JUST CRYING TO MUMZA LOL

IF THE BOYS SUCK UP TO PHILL THEN READER SUCKS UP TO MUMZA XD

BUT SHE'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE MUMZA TAKING CARE OF THE POOR SOULS THAT DIED FOR HER TWT

lmao the sheer pause of Reader who look at the crow that has a beanie and be calling Philza about Wilbur eating sands HAHAHAHHA PLEASE THAT STREAM LEGIT MADE ME LOOK LIKE THAT CONFUSED MATH EQUATION MEME HAHAHAHAHA

Ah yes reader definitely sipping her tea while ignoring the Chat insulting and going pissy mode on the acolytes in my story XD

but yes the chat love reader and some actually simp on her which is funny cause Tommy was one of the victims to hear or saw the crows SIMP in his big sis that he had to kill them (unfortunately they survived HAHAHAHAHHA)

[eenadu-varthalu]

Just realized I listen to the songs but I’ve never seen Kandukondain Kandukondain (Priyuralu Pillichindi) in its entirety before, so here are my thoughts watching it? (I’m watching it in Tamil, so dialogues and songs are gonna be referenced in Tamil? Because I know there are some changes in the Telugu version)

*cheers* MAMMOOTTY MAMMOOTTY MAMMOOTTY MAMMOOTTY 😤😤😤

No no Tabu you’re not going to be alone, I promise, if no one I’ll be more than happy to be yours 😭

LMAOOOO HE DID NOT JUST GET TWO CATS MARRIED (this is legit gonna be me. Don’t get married, get everyone around you married)

I— damn this movie really said bisexual awakening (and we’re not even 30 minutes in)

Okay, I’ve never been a huge Ajith person before BUT DAMN HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE

Kannamoochchi Yaenada but the duet version with K.J.Yesudas >>>>>>

AISHWARYA RAI IS SO SO SO PRETTY AHHHH

*screams* ENNA SOLLA POIGIRAI ENNA SOLLA POIGIRAI NAYAMAAAA NAYAMAAA??? *concerned roommate noises in the background*

Awwww major bala is in loveeeeeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺

No but his little grin when he can’t say he doesn’t love her 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

Whyyyyyyy does Abbas recite poetry like that??? Like the meter is off? (Also Vikram dubbed for him??? That’s cool!)

You say Abbas my mind goes to the harpic ad

This scene just got 100 times better with Hariharan singing Chuttum Vizhi in the background

Honestly mood: I too would walk in the rain like a mad person if I stared at aishwarya Rai for that long

LMAFOOOOO I AM MAJOR BALA, MAJOR BALA IS ME!!!

Meenu: *all romantic* “Kanamma” (means darling or sweetheart)

Major Bala: “ah yes Kannamma, she gives very good massages, your leg will be set in a day”

Srikant: *kisses hand* the cure is some rest and two Bharathiyar poems

Major Bala: *with an amputated leg* “who am I to give advice about injuries? When I jumped off the helicopter at the war…”

Okay Srikanth is a baby and a walking red flag. Like bro it’s okay to make mistakes, why are you so butthurt about it?

And the mom defends him!?!!????

“Orchids are a hybrid. They’ve had an inter caste marriage” BAHAHAH IM DYING

Okay Srikanth’s red flag might’ve just turned orange

THE GRANDPA DIED? Nooooooo. (I’m sorry no one listened to you tatha)

AND THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULDVE LISTENED TO THE OLD MAN

Ohhhhhh is Srikanth bankrupt?????

Mammooty’s acting in this movie is good 👀👀

Awwwwwww I love the montage!!! AND WE GET THE DUET BABY LETS GOOOOO

Nooooooooo she’s no longer principal?? Damn the brother and sister in law are assholes

Yassssss queens berate the sis in law

Tabu is a programmer? WE STAN WOMEN IN STEM

Awwwww Major Bala is so sweet man 😭😭

MADAM YOURE STILL NOT OVER SRIKANTH!? Yeah no his orange flag just turned bright red.

Bahahaha dude I love his plan to get the address

“Kolathur James Bond” 😂

The songs in this movie man *chefs kiss* 🤌🏽

That’s it. I’m starting a Major Bala fan club.

WAIT NO I LOVE HOW THEYRE LOWKEY CALLING OUT HOW SOME ACTORS TAKE OVER THE FILM

Can the mom shut up about the bad luck crap?

Side note: I told my mom I was watching this AND APPARENTLY ITS HER FAVORITE MOVIE????

DAMNNNNNNN HE JUST TRASHED THE TITLE SHE CHOSE????

I feel so bad for Tabu’s character now 😭😭😭😭

NOT HER JOB— oh wait never mind. Raghuvaran is a king

YEAHHHH JAMES BOND BACK ON DUTY

THE BROTHER DIED!?!??!!?? Dude heck yeah!

Ooooooo SRIKANTH??!!!?? Was he ever gonna tell her?

SHE FALLS INTO A GUTTER?

Awwwwwwww Major Bala 😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 YEAH FINALLY MY MANS GETTING RECOGNIZED

HES SO PROUD OF HER

“what do I know about poems? ask me about AK-47s and fertilizers. I am a hi-tech farmer”

HE WANTS AN EXTRA MARTIAL AFFAIR? Srikanth is a walking and glowing red flag

“God handed you over to me saying, I am giving you this green eyed angel, take care of her.” BYE. IM BAWLING MY EYES OUT ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

“Will you?” “I will” AHHHHHHHH

Oh my god we get to see domestic Major Bala and Meenakshi YESSSSS 😭

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

“Flight cancel, program cancel, ticket cancel, we’re gonna have to take the luggage upstairs” MAJOR BALA IS A MOOD

Okie that’s it. I’m done. I actually really like this movie! (Sorry it’s ridiculously long)

[ven7s]

nah cuz i just finished weak hero class 1 and that shit was so fucking good 😭😭. so many emotions and just wow the acting was phenomenal and the way the whole series was filmed and the ost was all just so perfect and contributed sm to how the drama turned out. and even though a lot of things were lowk diff from the webtoon it still stuck with the mainplot which i thought was weird at first but after finishing it props to the director and writer bc it turned out so well. specifically bc i felt more emotionally invested in beom seok then with bryce in the webtoon (more on this l8r)

and also im p much caught up on the webtoon but this drama still had me at the edge like 😧 i knew what was going to happen but i was still nervous asf and it was so thrilling

WEAK HERO CLASS 1 SPOILERS UNDER CUT !!!!

like i knew that beom seok wld eventually betray them but i still lowk got attached bc of how it was just so nice to see them all together laughing and having fun. and i knew the slight red flags like when beom seok checked his instagram and soo hos instagram to see if he followed back but it was just so... 🙁🙁 nice to see them together it made me so happy😭

but yeah the mix of emotions i had for beom seok.. like i hate him. hes a coward and he did irredeamable things but at the same time i feel for him. no child should go thru that type of abuse and neglect from anyone. especially from people who are there to nurture and love...

i think yk that and him being bullied in his previous school contributed A LOT as to why he turned out the way he is. ofc its not an excuse, its never an excuse but i think its def an explanation.

but i really got so angry when specifically he hired the guy to beat up soo ho for the like the 3rd time and after the boxing scene when he went up and started kicking soo ho on the head and stomach repeatedly. and also when he started to cry after realizing that soo ho wasnt breathing and how he was in a coma like mfw...😭?? not to mention the way he continued to blame young yi for the friendship falling apart.. like bro...you did that to yourself ☠️

but the thing is i dont think ill ever be able to fully hate him ??? ITS SUCH A WEIRD AND COMPLEX FEELING. like i genuinely believe that if he grew up in a loving and stable home he wldve never turned out like that. he wldve been such a sweet person😭😭. and ik that not all abuse victims turn out to be terrible people like him but idk i feel like he rlly wldve been so much better if he grew up with parents who genuinely wanted him and not just as a public stunt. even if he got therapy i think he wldve improved lowk.

but like man when episode 8 started off with all of them in the classroom on cleaning duty, just laughing and being friends that fr broke me 😕 + that whole scene when si eun was gettting revenge but couldnt hit beom seok and left the classroom and when people tried to stop him he like ounched the window next to him and started screaming LIKE MANN THAT HIT SO HARD😭😭😭 cuz hes supposed to be the smart composed person but when he started yelling it just hurt so bad 🫠

and man when i saw the eunjang sign,, the way i legit screamed ☠️☠️ IM SO EXCITED 😭

ALSO,, even though i havent watched a lot of dramas this year i think this drama is definitely one of the best, at least, its my personal favorite. and i might be biased bc ive been reading weak hero since i was in middle skl and it has a special place in my heart but idc its literally so well done😭😭 anyways my god this got way too long LMFAO and to anyone whos still reading this thanks for listening to my ramble and look at these photos from the actors instagrams 😭😭

TLDR: weak hero manhwa > weak hero kdrama but the kdrama was still pretty good wish they stuck more to the og manhwa but it turned out good so im not thaaat mad about it and im actually very psyched for s2 to come out and tbh just grateful we got a kdrama😭 +++ the OST is absolutely wonderful😞

[mako-neexu]

solomon movie spoilers

putting all my reactions here instead of spamming through individual posts XD

okay but first 2-3 minutes and i was already crying????????? excuse me????? that introduction for solomon just snfnrkfjjdbfdjdbdj????????

romani is just a good director oh my god

he said to the staff in the command room should take a break and that he’ll handle things first here

WHAT ABOUT YOU HUH 😭 DID YOU TAKE A BREAK??? I KNOW YOU DIDNT YOU STUPID DOCTOR, OUR ADORKABLE DOCTOR THAT WE LOVE😭

i just love how cloverworks and wit studio gave me chaldea staff content. im so happy <3

meuniere!!! sylvia!!!!

DW we need that mystic code please

fou and romani’s interaction was so cute!!!!! although romani’s monologue about his journey and the seven singularities was spoken like he was preparing himself, the way he held fou was just cute. honestly, i want more scenes like that but we all know what happened TvT

i just wanna hug the doctor so bad…..he’s been through so much…..

marisbury content i love to see it <3

ok but theres no way marisbury left him there in the middle of a burning city butt naked right????? that was just representation right????

this movie just showed me a few scenes of chaldea’s cafeteria and hallways and i was already just so soso happy

the servant summoning scene was nice but hmm im not sure why i felt a little unsatisfied (maybe because im much more used to the game vers event?) but i wish the scene was teensy but more cool?

dude ugh gosh SANSON’S SHORT SCENE MADE ME EMOTIONAL TOO

alexander is just (WILD GESTURES) so cool

also the roman emperors? THEYRE COOL TOO

honestly, everyone was just amazing

alexander’s horse is the real MVP

BEDI, NERO, NIGHTINGALE, ALTERA, DRAKE WITH THE GOETIA FIGHT SCENES I LOVE THEM

Also also the people with me in the theater CHEERED when they saw edmond and gil, i was kind of irked by them (the dudes seated near me) because as much as i wanna scream and cheer too, i’d prefer silence when watching a movie at the cinema. but honestly, i understand their hype

EDMOND MY HUSBAND <3

every scene that romani was in... i was trying to prepare myself for the inevitable

HIS CHALDEA STAFF ID HE ACTUALLY LEFT IT I COULDNT HOLD MY TEARS WHEN IT GOT TO THAT POINT

when romani got to explaining stuff, and gudao was just... “unfair...thats unfair, doctor” in that shaky voice and there were tears TEARS TEARS in his eyes (me too bro TvT)

dude

just. i was crying so hard at that scene. heck, just remembering it right now while typing this is making me tear up

and when romani...solomon... cupped his cheek and gave him a gentle smile?

:D

:,D

::::::::::.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,D

『君は本当に、頼もしいマスターに育ったなあ』

WHY DID YOU HONESTLY TOUCH/CUP HIS CHEEK but its okay because HAD IT BEEN SOMETHING MORE THAN THAT I WOULD HAVE PERISHED ON THE SPOT

he also h a d to smile

the way throughout the movie he mentions that he was scared and stuff? yup! the tissues i brought with me wasnt enough

i legit cried harder when i saw the pictures on his corkboard (if i remember right...honestly im not sure because everything is blurry when you have tears in your eyes) in the after credits scene imean YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT BRO

that was just!!!! just...

thats just unfair T^T

how could you just do that to my heart... its like you gladly broke the shards again, ground it to fine dust, and even made sure to burn whats left of it in front of my face

just that picture of gudao and mash taking care of an exhausted doctor roman...........................

them covering him with a blanket………………

( ；∀；)

romani’s chaldea staff id

his chaldea staff id

HIS CHALDEA STAFF ID 😭😭

I HATE HOW FEELS HIT HARD WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT IT WAS DA VINCI CONGRATULATING MASH AND GUDAO NOT ROMANI HIMSELF IM GOING TO CRY AGAIN

ugh when chaldea staff were congratulating them there was just this empty space where a certain doctor was supposed to be it

just h u r t

might add more if i remember stuff along the way

feel free to correct me on info!! (because i watched with 70% blurry vision from tears so i couldnt see clearly in the entire movie 😂)

[antiloreolympus]

8 Anti LO Asks

1. as a mythology buff, i honestly think it was really weird of rachel smythe to take Hecate, a goddess who helped Demeter search for Persephone after she vanished and heard her screams and shared in Persephone and Demeter's joy after reuniting... and then just make her into Hades's like... total bro who plays aggressive matchmaker to h/p to the point of trying to break up Hades's current relationship. but honsestly i refuse to believe rachel smythe did literally any research before making this comic judging by how she depicts the mythology she's taking inspiration from so honestly im not suprised

2. I don’t know if anyone on here has discussed this, but LO very much plays into the idea of “good victim vs bad victim”.

A “good victim” has suffered many things, but despite it they still remain cheerful and happy and pleasant, they do not put others out or lash out at them even if they are triggered, they do not become petty or angry or hold onto negative emotions. They, in essence, “get over it”. Thus, the narrative rewards them: they get many friends, a love internet they’re happy with, and a happy ending. This is what Persephone is. She’s the “good victim”. Despite her many hardships, we know she will not suffer in the end. She will get everything she wants and more. 

Then there is Minthe, the “bad victim”. They too have gone through many hardships, but they’ve become cold, angry at the world, they lash out and have trouble opening up and connecting to others, they even hurt others, themselves victims to the toxic pain they can’t get rid it. They do not and have not “gotten over it”.  Thus, the narrative punishes them, even when they try to better themselves. It’s never good enough. These characters often are lonely, the cast are large do not like them if not outright hate them, and they more often than not end up dead. This is what Minthe is. She is not a pleasant person, she’s a victim of a manipulative older man and a cruel, unjust society and system, and we know how her story ends. It’s in pain, her maiming/possible death framed as a joke and not even a genuine hint of sympathy towards her fate. She was a “bad victim”, she “deserved” what she got.

Now, you only often see this in fandom, since the actual works that deal with victims of trauma and how they react will often try to give more nuance to every shade of victim they may have on cast, but it’s very disturbing to me that Rachel seems to eagerly play into this idea, like she gets joy out of punishing a victim she created and watching them suffer even more at her hands. It’d be one thing if she kept Minthe a shallow, one dimensional character who was just evil for the sake of it, fine, but her showing us her actual complex nature and the very real struggles, trauma, and manipulation she went through, especially at the hands of our supposed “heroes” of the story, just to have her demise framed as a win for Persephone and a joke for the audience to laugh at? That’s highly disturbing to me. It’s one thing for fans to act that way, but the writer themselves? It’s very dark, to say the least. 

3. "I'm invested in working with fairy tales and folklore for my next project" oh no no no oh god please no. Fairy tales have been through enough hot takes and modern "betterments", they really don't need Rachel "Apollo is bad, actually" Smythe to add to it

4. Quick question

Greek Mythology is mostly incest.

So what if someone who is actually good at writing and storytelling and consistent artwork

Kept it in

For example Zeus and  Hera arguing like the married couple they are

And Hera uses older sibling card

With Zeus dumbfounded face

I don't know why but I want it but would it be weird since it's incest

Most fanfics always keep it out. Just keep it in if you want it to be closer than the actual methods you know

Hera is youngest daughter of Cronus and Rhea and older than her brother Zeus, who was also her husband.

I want to do it but like I have no clue how to start a webtoon so you know💀

5. Oh god, Hades not needing therapy because Persephone's "love" is enough? To quote my lord and savior Kennie JD: "not the p*$$¥ being therapy!"

6. uuuuuh sexual trauma warning.?

So I was writing a comment on the "Re: bpd" ask and i had a realization about persephone

She reminds me of how I was about the idea of sex

I'm demisexual and have sexual trauma and the idea of sex excited me but I wasn't able to like, do it. Me and my partner would mess around but because Mctrauma i couldn't do it cuz I hadn't exactly worked through my trauma and i wanted to get through that because i was finally experiencing sexual attraction.

Kinda reminds me of Persephone. The problem is at that point it had been 6-7 years since my trauma occurred and persephone's happened like last month.

Considering how everyone talks about persephone being a self insert i think Rachel has some things to work through

Also made the realization literally as im typing that Rachel's attitude towards asexuality could be because she's demi and doesn't fully understand what that is or means

becuase if you're ignorant enough you can 100% end up describing demisexuality as "being asexual and then like, slowly turning gay."

this ask weirdly personal so fuck it this is gonna be anonymous feel free to delete if it makes u uncomfy 

7. That’s also a part about Hubris Rachel clearly doesn’t get: it was always committed by rich, often people in high authority, NEVER lowly farmers or the poorest of ancient society. They always knew better. Niobe was a queen! Minos was a king! Arachne was the rich, spoiled daughter of a really successful merchant. Sisyphus was a cunning king. The trojan war was kicked off by royal drama. The list goes on and on. You have to notice these things and genuinely study the myths or you become like Rachel, who seems convinced the poorest people would be stupid enough to not only defy their bosses, but the gods themselves? They would be the last people to do such a thing! They don’t have the ingrained sense of entitlement and arrogance like the rich and powerful to even dare act like that towards the gods, as is the case with hubris. Because of this, Rachel ends up creating a narrative that the rich and powerful (literal GODS) are the real victims to those cruel, uppity poor people, going as far as to say in comic they deserve to be slaves for hades’ benefit and they’re wrong for ever hating Persephone for, you know, murdering them because she had a bad day! They should know their place! It’s absolutely insane that she doesn’t actually seem to realize what she’s writing. Unless she does, which is an even bigger issue, and shows a really dark look into how she views the world and society and how it should be run. It’s all a bad look. 

8. Have you seen the "The demon, is here in the room right now?" meme

Welp, that's literally Persephone and her "feeling"

I legit saw that video about a dude faking a mental illnes (and seeing a demon that made him do bad things) after he commited a crime and that was so cringy and I can't stop thinking about Persephone confessing her AOW like that

[littlebabycrybtch]

ughh i hate starting niche shit that ik ppl will immediately reject without even considering it but. dude ngl the anti tablet thing with kids is becoming so exhausting. like PLEAASE fucking hear me out for a sec. theyre probably watching fucking cocomelon and elmo. bro. theyre learning numbers and shapes dude. why do you think thats harmful. genuinely ask yourself why on earth that would hurt them. children being entertained by childrens media or games literally designed to enrich their young minds is not fuckin bad. it exists for a reason. it is made for them. kid tablets arent the devil lmao.

im sorry but yall know parents like... ARENT legit superheroes and actually do inherently need to leave their child to their own devices from time to time just so they can complete other necessary tasks so they both survive right. you know demonizing every single instance of witnessing a parent taking care of themselves at what you perceive as even the slightest expense of their kid is not just an unattainable unrealistic standard, but just. downright Cruelty. seeing a kid with a tablet for 2 seconds and being like ‘wow i bet their parents make them do that for like 8 hours a day while they just sit there lifelessly :///’ is just... such a WILD leap. like no forreal why is this idea so ingrained. to be frank its this malicious ‘parents are lazy and terrible until proven hero’ mentality which is so fucking needlessly damaging. why do you literally think its automatically evil to let a kid watch educational yt kids in a stroller !! why is a parent expected to be their childs resource literally 24/7 when its obvious they literally cannot bc they have to be their own resource too !! ik sympathetic reasoning towards parents aint ppls strong suits and no you do not have to have your own kids to judge, but damn man yall could at least try to be Educated on raising kids b4 u spread this shit. 

‘uu just handing them a tablet and ignoring them is gonna damage them’ my guys, you can give kids Plenty of attention and 1-on-1 time, but theyre autonomous human beings, after a certain point they actually Need to learn to entertain themselves and this happens sooner in life than you think. most infants learn how to self soothe a little by 6 months. sometimes ur kid might Prefer to watch smth than talk to you or w/e, and its honestly not a sign ur neglecting them. its a sign ur raising them with enough care that theyre starting to want to navigate on their own. independent play is Good. its Good for them to learn their own interests and what makes them happy. sometimes kids dont WANT your attention, or cant have it at the moment. or sometimes ur kid doesnt WANT to be at walmart, and they have the right to feel upset theyre somewhere against their will, but ofc u kinda have to buy them food so they live and shit. so distracting them with smth both educational and fun, long enough to get in, do what you need to do, and get out is... is not just ‘okay’, but a perfectly healthy and responsible thing to do in that situation, instead of letting them scream and be upset just to ‘prove’ you’re the boss while you don’t give them anything to cope with besides yourself, like its a good thing for them to not form any personal soothing skills. most parents are not Forcing a tablet on their kid, they offer it as an enriching solution to unavoidable situations where they cant be directly interacting, just like the purpose of any other toy, except this one has a much more engaging interface. and uh, lbr, you can neglect a kid with any method for this. seriously, nagging them to go play outside for 8 hours every time they annoy you can be just as neglectful for them, and make them feel just as ignored and rejected and under stimulated as it could be to leave them with a tablet for that long. and dont even get me Started on special needs kids who might need devices to cope even from a young age bc i just fuckin......... please fucking listen. im not exaggerating or playing devils advocate for fun here. the assumptions abt this are truly miserable.

tldr;;; there are not demons in the computer screens tryna rot childrens brains, ur ass grew up watching bill nye the science guy in classroom settings, ik its hard as hell to recognize flaws in such widely socially ingrained concepts but can you guys..... please just Try to be more understanding and think abt how u treat parents, and tbh how you view kids. its harmful to be so ignorant abt childrens needs and how their minds work. yall kinda act like when ur a parent it becomes a crime to still be a human person or smth like thats reasonable and not an incredibly cruel set up against them, and you act like kids are a one-size-fits-all love robot where its as simple as putting in the universal codes every day to raise them right. theyre literally just people and its a bit more complex than that

[cutesmokes]

So I just finished watching SK8 infinity and just-

AH. I was taking notes most of the time because that helps me pin point on how strongly I felt about stuff lol ahh anyone who wants to chat I'm fully open cuz wow-

SPOILERS-

THE WAY LANGA'S FACE LIT UP WHEN HE NAILED THE OLLIE-  💞💞💞

the fox is so cute ksishdbsnjs

Adam is so hard-core gay. Jerk wad but EHHHSHJSHSHSHS I love/hate him

CHERRY AND JOE ARE SUCH A OLD MARRIED COUPLE PLEASE-

"YOU DOPPY GORILLA"

"Your boy here is next up against adam" lol shadow low-key is shipping them [I can't blame him] 

The bad daydream Reki had and how he screamed out for him- 

The freaking laughter- PLEASE they all have such cute laughs- help 

"hello~" 

"You're too close-.." 

JUST KISS ALREADY ANJSJDHJDS

langa and Keri CARE about each other so much please- jshshdhsb I'm gonna cry really hard. 

THE RED CARPET- ADAM IS SO EXTRA KSJSHGE

bro- when Adam gave langa the roses I legit smelled them wat-

LANGA YOU PHYCOOOOOOOOO- he's so bad- mmmmmm 

HE FLEW OVER HIMMMSHDVDHBSBD HOLY GSJSIHS

THE RAPID TAP DANCING PLEJAHS

The ending is killing me the music is just- 💋 😘 makes me happy 

O h n o t h e b e a c h e p I s o d e 

Carla and cherry' relationship- 💖 

THE WAY THEY DICHED SHADOW SJDBDNJS

LANGA IS SO EXITED TO SEE A BEACH JSJSHSGHSJS PLEASEEEE IM CRYING 

"Don't worry Bae I'll protect you" 

WHEN JOE FORGET CHERRY WAS A MAN 

langa had to make the sign of the cross before going to the bathroom- 

THIS IS COOL AS FRICK

NSJSJDJDJUD I HAVE NO WORDSSSSS 

best episode so far 

ARE YOU JUDGING ITS SKILLS?!?!?!

NO MORE SHIP FULE SKSIDHHDJD

PLAKEJS

AWH langas mama is so sweet Frick 

" out-of-the-way cinnamon stick boy" 

"I will not be insulted by a feckless ape!"

Langa. Is now. My son. Oh no-

Awh- reki…he's a outcast- 😢 

S h a d o w is strong but soffftt.. djdghdjs

So is Adam's secretary- he's such a simp for adam and jsut- he's so sofftbsjshhs helppp

I almost never cry at anything but dang- reki is breaking my heart.

OH DANG- MY DUDE LEGIT SAID NO TO DEATH- 

ahhhhhdjsjgdhdhd HES SO IN LOVE REKIII 

how much you wanna bet his heart was beating because of red boi- 

DANG- ADAM'S SECRETARY WENT AGAINST ORDERS XHDHHDHD good for him.

AJSJHSHAHAHAHHAHA LANGA LEGIT JUST- CAME OUT TO HIM MOOOMSJJSHSHEHAHAHHAHAHAHSGHSJA

"what girl?" LOLOKANAMJALMAOSJSHGAAAAA

I WAS RIGHT SJSJHSGSGS HIS WHOLE REASON IS BECAUSE OF REKI PLEASE MY HEART

ADAM LEGIT SMACKED THE PONYTAIL OUTTA CHERRY WITH HIS BOARD DANGBSJSJSHGD

AWH THE WAY JOE JUST PICKED CHERRY UP-

SHADOW GOT BASHED FOR HIS GIRL AND REKI IS A WRECK- he's so depressed but everyone is encouraging him and i- 

AHHHHH THEYRE TALKING AGAIIINNNN HEHEHDGGR

MIDNIGHT SKATEBOARDING 

" it's who I skate with that defines my feelings"

LANGA FLUSTERED REKI MMMMMMMMMM 

STOP SPEAKING AND KISS GOSH DANG 

"I want to skate infinitely with you"

PLEASE THEY ALMOST MADE A HEART WITH THEIR HANDSSSS

THE BOIS WERE TRYING TO TEACH SKETCHY [I think that's how you spell the fox's name] TO BOARD AND THEY JUST- KICKED THEM IN THEIR FACE JSHDBDBDHDHSJJS

The way they look at each other please 

REKI GOT WRECKED INTO THE GRASS KSJDGDHJD

LANGAAAA SAVE YOUR BOI

REKI IS BACK YESSSSS

" I can't tell if you're trying to kill me or proposing marriage" IM ROLLING HAHAHAHHWHSBSJHS ADAM NO. 

PLEASE- THE WAY PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT ADAM. I feel bad but lol his rage is hilarious 

He's like a gay Karen 

AWH MIA SECRETLY CRYING IN THE CORNER BECAUSE OF THAT "SLIME",  REKIIII. They have such a brother bond- my heart is melting 

Langa is so soft- he's genuinely kinda concerned about Adam because he's been alone for so long 

HES ALWAYS COMPLIMENTING REKI PLEASE 

WERE AT THE FINAL BRAWL LETS GOOOOOOOO

ADAM LOWKEY DRESSED LIKE THE GRIM REAPER LAOAKSJJAKAJAHA

MAN they teleported into their own realm holy wow- 

LANGA NOO DONT FORGET YOUR BOY NEEDS YOU

YOUR WORLD IS EMPTY WITHOUT HIM YOU KNOW THAT

NO HE SAW HIS DAAAAD WAAAAAAAAA 

LANGA CAME BACK FOR ADAM PLEASE 

HES SO BAD BUT SO PRECIOUS MMMMMMM

Cherry gotta chill- lol

LANGA WON AND JUMPED AT KERI DHJSUSGD

THAT WAS ALMOST A KISS YOU TURD BUTT

OH NO SHADOWS CRUH HAD MAN NOOO

BRO ADAM LOVES TADASHI NZJSHSBSJISB PLEASE 

GOD THE ENDING 

THAT'S JUST 

NAJSYSGVDHHSBS AHHHHHHHHHGDHSJEHSHSJHSHSin short that was beautiful. Will watch again I gotta watch horror or something my heart is exploding 

[bucksbisexual]

so....... i watched ep6 since apparently i like pain now and oh my fucking GOD

first of all, INKORN!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!

but also, INKORN TTTTTTT_TTTTTTT

TEARS PEOPLE. T EA R S

okay let me start from the beginning because what an episode yall

so . we start with a flashback and it was cute ! if only the last one was too HAHAHAHAHimcrying

team being like “hm...... manaow and del are really close lately......... Are They........” after i literally said it out loud was the biggest shared braincell moment i’ve ever had in my life and mind u i have a big sister who i’m very close with lmaO

(also, women are gay too pharm smh)

win being a little bitch with his I’m An Adult Bitch You Can’t Tell Me Shit to team god i love him sjfhksjf

DEAN HOLDING PHARM’S HAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pharm just going into cardiac arrest after dean interlocks their fingers is the biggest mood ever

also manaow baby that’s- that’s not how you check if someone is sick JKSHFSJHS

“don’t forget to eat your lunch” “don’t forget to swallow it too” “beware of choking” THEY REALLY- FHSKGFSLJJFKS

yes i went back to the episode to write that i have no memory whatsoever

i was so scared when dean had his flashback while driving like i was praying to every god in existence for him to not crash,,,, the flashback was cute though

that tear though........ that shit Hurt

but korn saying “like” !!!!!!! half of my brain was like “HE!!!!! LIKES!!!!!! HIM!!!!!!!!” and the other half was just “omg like ram” lmao

pharm calling manaow beautiful ;; yes she is she’s the most beautiful girl ever i love her with my whole heart

that mf guy who doesn’t know the meaning of no can CHOKE (also i heard the actor’s problematic or sumn???? so fuck him too bYe)

thankfully pharm is That bitch and shut him up not once not twice but a shit ton of times in like,,,, less 2 minutes

that’s my mans man hell yeah

apparently everyone in dean’s faculty knows pharm?????? lmaoooooo but when those 2 (and later 3) tried to flirt with him i was like???????? get tf out?????????? out here abusing of pharm’s niceness smh

thankfully dean came to the rescue jsfhsk

bro when pharm picked a thread and it led to dean i was like....... oh my God they actually did that

the FORESHADOWING bro

also that kiss scene......................... perfect i loved it even though i hate their outfits so much but i can get over it if it gives us this amazing scene

dean just ;; being patient with pharm and asking if he’s okay and just asking him until he gives oral (is it vocal? girl idk) answers to the questions he makes just to be sure ;;

god why can’t men be like dean why do u have to be Assholes smh

AND THE RED THREAD!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

dean making pharm wear his jacket sjfhksj u couldn’t be more territorial bro literally (and apparently) everyone knows you’re into each other theres truly no need jfshkf

“if it doesn’t invade our privacy too much, i think it’s okay. also, i think it’s a good way to let that person know that he shouldn’t mess with someone who isn’t single”

first of all, DEAN U ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

second of all, the shadeeeeeeeeee lmao yes bitch drag his ass

and last, SKJLFHGLJKHSLKHKSJG

thank u for listening to my tedtalk

i will repeat myself, why can’t all men be like dean

also, a bonus: i of course went to the episode to get the dialogue and i saw the name lemon lemon and i was like “wait..... is that manaow???” so i google translated her name and it does mean lemon omg thats SO cute i love her even more rn

okay i don’t know if it’s only me but the girls from the cooking club? the best girls ever me thinks

okay we’re approaching the last part of the episode yall i felt so many emotions in like 13 minutes

we start with the worst, a Flashback.

i literally saw the outfit and started crying. like. no joke.

the mother??? sister?????? aunt?????? being hella worried and in being like “it’s okay i’ll be back in like . 2 seconds”

THIS BTICH NEVER CAME BACK

the little girl please i’m legit going to cry again thinking about her and imagining her waiting for in to come back home and just.... not really understanding whats happening when her mother (im guessing here) starts sobbing when she picks up the phone

OH MY GODDDDDDDD

also according to like,,, timeline and shit inkorn were  from the 60s or 80s right???? which means she’s still alive if nothing has happened to her..................

HAHA so much fun in this blog! just joy laughter and happiness!

also it was in’s birthday.............. oh my goodness

okay moving on to something that hurts less! team being the dunk boy on the booth omg win this is not how u flirt

also i realised that the open house thing happens like... mid first semester so it hasn’t been that long since deanpharm know of each other/have been talking damn bro

win teasing pharm is like,, one of my favourite things lmao i might do a gifset of these moments when i finish the drama if i’m not too lazy

deanpharm holding hands in public tho ;;;;;;; ok bitch call me single and ugly a little less louder

win though SJFKHS *looks at team’s hand* team: no. go away

oh god oh god oh godddddddd here comes the thread talk

the moment team said suicide i stopped the episode because i thought Something would happen to pharm but oh GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING WHAT HAPPENED

THE STARES!!!!!!!! THE REALISATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE “PROMISE” AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCKUGISFUIKGJHSLGWJ

i will literally never recover

also i paused that scene so much just to scream into my comfort stuffed toy and i’m so sorry for her

i also couldn’t help but think of how the others at the table were like because if that was me idk what i’d do

i might cry or be like “wow u guys are such great actors” but inside my head because i’m an introvert

but god that was,,,,,,, yeah

and when they of course showed The flashback scene and i saw in’s outfit i cried because he truly never went back home

okay i think that’s it i literally took almost an hour to write this because i tried following the episode while having a thousand thoughts in my head + make lots of typos lmao

i hope these aren’t too bothersome to u guys ;; i post these because i need to share my thoughts somewhere but if someone doesn’t want to see them u can mute the tags i use in these posts or something hhhhh

i might use an specific one for these tho because if i gotta make 17 of these at least let’s make them be organised some way,,,,,

alrighty that’s all byebyeeeee

[feisty-fae]

If you still do the flower ask thingys.. 👉👈 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙜𝙤 :)

HoooH boY hEre we gO-

Alisons: Sexuality?

I sexually identify as a can of beans

Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender?

Cis female she/her

Amaryllis: Birthday?

27 September

Anemone: Favorite flower?

All flowers pretty,, but stargazer lily, rose, dahlia and cherry blossoms

Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show?

I don't watch tv but I'll list some other stuff i like to watch:mha, beastars and aggretsuko

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger?

Idk depends on scenario??

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes?

"Kanye West he likes, fingers in his ass."

Aubrieta: Favorite drink?

Any Milkshakes or smoothies (mostly banana and strawberry for milkshake and p much anything for smoothie)

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I've never had kith

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love?

Well you see yes but actually no

Baneberries: Favorite song?

I listen to a lot but to keep it short:baby in the kitchen, in my mouth and friends slowed (chase atlantic)

Basket of Gold: Describe your family.

We p chill fam

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it?

Irl bestie,, shes not on tumblr lol

Begonia: Favorite color?

PinKKK

But i like most colours

Bellflower: Favorite animal?

Cats,,,,

FoxES,

ANYTHING CUDDLY AND CUTE

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person?

Night

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?

I'd be like a doggo bc it would be the most fun i think-

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I wanted to be a vet but then when my granny asked me "but whos gonna clean up the animal poop?" I was like "eWW pO0pP!" and then decided that mayb i shouldn't be a vet

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children?

They're either really kind and sweet

Or literal demons from hell

Legit no inbetween

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why?

I'm afraid of lot of things-

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood.

I was one dumbass bitcg-

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth?

Idk eat pizza and cry or smth ajakamkw

Buttercup: Relationship Status?

Single

Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go?

NEW YORKKK, CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFF THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO NOW YOU'RE IN NEW YOOORKKK

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved?

When someone hugs me or just generally spends time with me

Canna: Do you have any tattoos?

Nop

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings?

I used to have piercings when i was a bab but eHh haven't worn them since and i dont think my ear holes are big enough now-

California Poppy: Height?

4'10 grrr I'm the omega midget and I'll devour ur ankles

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts?

Nop

Carnation: What are you currently wearing?

Pant, pink top and black hoodie

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight?

I think i have??

Chives: Who was the last person you hugged?

My mom and my dad

Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed?

I never kith

Cock’s Comb: Favorite font?

I dont have one so imma say sans bc it always looks out of place and makes me laugh-

Columbine: Are you tired?

No

I feel like screaming and jumping around my room like a crackhead

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to?

Nothing in particular ig

Coneflower: Dream job?

Smth kinda fun and art or design related hopefully,,,,

Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert?

Introvert but i also get lonley easily

Crocus: Have you ever been in love?

Nop,,,,

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about?

I would get run over by 5 monster trucks, jump off a plane, get mauled by 10 bears, get trampled on by a stampede, get brutally tortured for 12 hours straight, yeet myself into the Grand Canyon and then break all my bones with my bare hands if they weren't broken already

Ok basically i care a lot

Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it?

I had this st bernard plush called Sparky and this lion named Sammy,,

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign?

Libra

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering?

My memory is legit so bad it's probably concerning uHHH

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment?

Mayb art??

Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)?

Ehhh i might reason with them and then if they still disagreed I'd just keep the relationship a secret

Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to?

My parents

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at?

Ehhh arT

Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at?

EhhHh everything that isn't art-

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month?

Oh boy here comes my shitty memory-

Hmmm

Idk but I'm mostly happy that I've been more social and stuff and i feel like im kinda coming out of my shell a bit

Not sure what to say for other 2 bc nothing in particular has really happend?

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today?

Ehhh oK??

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life?

Mayhapsn't

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two?

I hope to pass all my exams and get an okish job mayb

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life?

1.fRIENBS ILY MY HABIBIS

2. Fammm

3. eHhh yummy food,,

4. Drawing and uhhh art

5. EPIC MUTUALS

6. Ok idk what else aside from like serious stuff like house and etc.-

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed?

Drawing, crying, venting to a friend/parent

Hellebore: How do you show affection?

Hugssss,kith,cuddle, *draws u stuff*

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of?

MmmmmMy aRRt?

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day.

Wake up

Don't go to school

Vibe with friends

Sleeb

Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time?

MmMmMM aRT-

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them?

Ehh 8yrs? We met in hell school

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything?

Friendos

Mom

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have?

6..?? Aa idk theres some people that idk if they'd consider me a friend or not,,

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

Idk any compliment is best compliment for me,,

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself?

Ew yucky gröss

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

m y a r t

Also my hair bc its soft and wavy,,

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?

Everything else-

Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child?

Climb trees and do dumb shit

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid?

Same irl bestie i mentioned before

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for?

MmmmmmMMM,,,

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about?

MMMmMMmMMMMmmmMMm,,,,,,

Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name?

Well I chose Fae bc i thought it sounded pretty

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it.

Idk what to rlly say lmao

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up?

Kinda the same but i had toys everywhere-

Also when i was like 5 i had this legit fucking cursed thomas the tank engine shaped bed that i actually found a pic of but it's FUCKING HORRIFYING SO I PROBS WONT SHOW HERE-

Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years?

EW BEING A TEENAGER SUCKS ASS HOW DO I UNDO????

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom.

Hi mom ily ur epic

Onions: Tell about your dad.

Hi dad ily ur epic

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents.

Omg i miss my grannies sm bc i couldn't see em this year bc nasty pandemic

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable?

Haha shit memory gor brrRR-

I don't really remember too many specific parties but when i was like 7-10 i had these epic parties in those birthday places with the giant play areas

I kinda wish i wasn't too old to go to them sobs

Peony: What was your first job?

I haven't had a job yet

Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any?

Hmmmm idk? I haven't really thought abt that but i don't really mind i just wanna find someone to vibe with,,

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain?

I cri

Pink: Where is home?

Home is home home

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change?

Now where do i start...

Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them.

I look up to people that are kind, caring, brave, funny, cool or stronger than me ig?

Primrose: Describe your ideal life.

Basically my current life minus school, stress,pandemic and responsibilities lmao

Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child?

I used to believe in ghosts after i thought i encountered one

Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life?

Hermmmst

Rose: What’s your favorite sound?

Peoples laughsss also music

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory?

Bro i dont have one,, my aphantasia makes it hard for me to remember stuff-

Sage: What’s your least favorite memory?

A

Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want?

I wantttt better chargersss thattt donttt telll meee thatt myyy tablett will finishh chargingg innn 1 dayy andd 7 hoursss

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things?

Kinda difficult but im opening up more

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without?

fRIENDS,,,,,wAh

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night?

8 hrs

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning?

Idk ig i kinda have to go to school and do stuff

Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job?

Non existant

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing?

My black and white stripy top, and all my hoodiess

Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic.

I don't think i have just one aesthetic bc im drawn to so many different aesthetics at the same time-

Like vintage, neon, dark, spoopy, pastel, cute, etc etc

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you?

OMG I LEGIT JUST SCREAM AT ANYTHING ANYONE GIVES ME-

IF SOMEONE GOES OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE ME SMTH I CRY,,

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now?

🤏

Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called?

I haven't been reading anythinggg

But i should really finish reading Percy Jackson bc it do be picking up dust-

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year?

Everywhere

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is?

Mmm yummy 👅

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.

I am currently living and breathing yes

[hatsukeii]

hi love! can i request a hq matchup? im 5'1 and a pansexual female! i love music, specifically singing. a lot of my friends describe me as chaotic and energetic, woops- i know when to take things serious. i try and befriend almost everyone i meet so i know how to deal with different types of people. i love trying out new things, and i rarely dont have a smile on my face. i have curly dark brown hair, light brown eyes, tanned skin and a bit of a curvy figure, im a bit insecure, but not super!

You can request matchups anytime sweetie💕

Dude this was easy to do lol it’s so obvious

Your matchup is:

🦉Bokuto “AGHAASHEIIIII” Kotaro🦉

I swear I was just chilling in my bedroom reading through this request, and I legit went “Bokuto.” You SCREAM Bokuto Kotaro to me, just saying, take it as a very good compliment.

Chaotic? Energetic? Big man this boy was head over heels for you the second he met you. We all know Bokuto, our residential owl that smokes crack, right? He definitely tried hitting on you constantly, and you would return the favour by flirting back playfully. Plus, he’ll literally do anything to see you smile. He once cling to you throughout lunch because “your smile’s so pretty that I don’t need to eat lunch anymore!” But when the duality of you acting serious in situations that call for it hits, he’s super proud of you for being able to switch from smoking crack to finishing essays under an hour and thinks it’s super hot oh dear lord.

He introduced you to the volleyball team, not thinking you’d be able to befriend the mellow team anytime soon. He was completely wrong. Within half an hour you were acting like best friends with the boys, even Akaashi. Chatting it up with them about Bokuto’s shenanigans and random things like how giraffes have sex without accidentally snapping their necks. He was in shock, in short. He freaked out because “Noooo you can’t become the popular one in the team, being in the spotlight is my forte, what have you done....” but he’s secretly super happy that you get along with his teammates so well shhhhh.

He will dance if you sing. I repeat, HE WILL DANCE IF YOU SING. It do not matter to him where he at, if you start singing even isn’t he slightest bit, he will start dancing. Your turn to sing in music class? He’s doing tiktok dances secretly. You’re humming to a song in the hallways? He’s shuffling next to your locker. Please just let the boy move, he needs the constant movement.

Damn bitch you curvy and confident? That just checked all of Bokuto’s boxes. You know that one manga panel where he’s like “I like plump girls too”? Yeah, you being curvy is a huge turn on for him like holy shit- It’s become an unspoken competition between the two of you to slap each other’s ass as much as you could. Ironically, like in the damn bro you got that cake way. It all started when you saw Bokuto in shorts in the hallway. You were just going to your next class with all your notes, when a wicked idea crossed your mind. You neared Bokuto, bringing your hand up and slapping it against his ass cheek. He yelped, jumping a but, before cackling like a madman. “Oh it’s on.” Shit. You ran as quickly as you could, with Bokuto chasing behind you, screaming things like “IF YOU CAN CLAP MY ASS THEN I CAN DO IT TO YOU TOO.” Or “AM I REALLY THAT THICC? THAT MADE A SOUND DAMN.” Needless to say his friends were laughing their asses off when it all happened. He loves to hype your body up, even though he knows you aren’t that insecure about it. He’ll shower you with all sorts of compliments about your figure, from your rack to your ass. Just saying, he likes to grab your ass in front of the team just to make it awkward both for them and for you.

Other possible matches:

Nishinoya “ROLLINGU SUNDAAA” Yuu

Tanaka “SHITTY BOYYYY” Ryunosuke

Kuroo “AGGAHAGAGAHAH” Tetsuro

Tendou “BAKI BAKI NI ONEEEE” Satori

Damn this was fun to write

Hope you like your match🥺💕💕