#BRING ME MY BOYS AND LADY

[knightgoth]

NEW DARKSIDERS GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[toxooz]

Twinnards

[clowningaroundmars]

my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown

cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way

certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles

"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him

badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together

god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭

[someonetooksendnoodles]

"no one wants remakes" shut up. i do. give me all the remakes that channel the essence of (and are essentially love letters to) their predecessors without being carbon copies shot on digital cameras

[obessivedork]

Jun Pyo's Mom in Boys Over Flowers is straight up a funny villain to me, I just can't take her seriously despite how much harm she causes. Ma'am you're beefing with a high school girl, grow up! 😂

[cedarw00div]

I'm going to kill Queen Galfrey

[pettyprocrastination]

lore we have decided on for oberyn martell with @joel-mlller @thesadvampire

his only son is absolutely pathetic when it comes to physical activities. cannot throw a ball without tripping over his own two feet. Has been this way since he was a child and will be as an adult. becomes competent through years and years of training but even grown up he’ll still trip walking up stairs and thwack his head on doors. As a baby you might as well either never set him down or put that baby in armor cause that mfer is falling all over

1. is he yours? no. you (oberyns wife) never wanted to sire children and never will. but when he brings the babe home his little infant brain looks at you and goes ‘ah. that is mother’ and will outright refuse to be told otherwise. Will shriek and cry all goddamn night long until you come in and bounce him in your arms and he will finally settle. Always doing the uppy hands for you and mumbling “muh???muh???” to get your attention. Loves ellaria as second mother but YOU are prime mama despite your lack of maternal instincts you just sigh and go ‘well. i guess this is my baby now’ and are his mother. Oberyn thinks its hilarious but also seeing you motherly kinda makes his breeding kink go crazy. 

[tuituipupu]

this is saurrrrr auto yassss coded they did it for me 🫡

[moodyseal]

I know I'll sound like a lunatic but I miss working in customer service SO MUCH. My favourite thing was when a random customer would approach me and go "Hey uh excuse me, do you know where I could find canned beans?" I have no fucking clue sir let's go find out

[lightning-squad]

SO IM HEARING NEWS ABOUT ANOTHER ONE PUNCH MAN GAME??? AND OMG??? MAX!!!!!!! YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYTAYAYAYAYyttTtT

[onyxhellebore]

Gonna be in full Kindly Catholic School Teacher mode for court tomorrow I think that's the best energy to bring to the situation

[bitchdafuqyousay]

anti-trans arguments are so stupid like "oh but what if you go home for a hookup with a girl n she takes off her skirt n has a dick??!!" like uhm dumb ass question I pull my hair up into a ponytail n Go Down On That Thang. "what if you go home with a guy n he's got a pussy what then??!!" another dumb ass question I clip my bangs back off my forehead n Waterboard Myself Under Him

[scoups4lyfe]

what the fvck is happening this episode

[dirt-str1der]

I will forever be pissed that they gave kiryu an actual love story (the first and only time they actually gave him a proper love story instead of just confessing his love very quickly before the girl succumbs to her injuries) and then retconned his love interest out of the other games like WHY WPUDL YOU DO THAT.

[millersix]

does anyone actually find therapy helpful

[heavenknowsffs]

This one is gon be nsfw and personal