#BOOBLECK.

[meowharhar]

goobleck family tree:

goobleck - boobleck

(brothers)

[hoardofheroes-blog]

qrow / bart >:3

send me a ship and i’ll tell you : very selectively accepting.

who hogs the duvet

its probably a constant game of tug o war until one of them gives in and just scoots a lot closer

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

i’m not gonna lie, they probably go days without talking until finally qrow sends oobleck one of those pictures like ‘i lived bitch’ but with a heart emoji

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

i bet bart’s gifts are kinda weird but strangely thoughtful and qrow teases him but. actually really loves the gifts!

who gets up first in the morning

bart’s a professor its probaBLY him....... qrow drags himself out of bed with about twenty minutes to spare

who suggests new things in bed

i feel like there’s a decent give and take, though i think earlier on it was probably qrow until bart felt more comfortable doing so

who cries at movies

side eyes the both of them

who gives unprompted massages

this is probably 50/50

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

i feel like maybe not so much sick, but qrow has come back injured on several occasions and i’m sure that would upset bart a fair amount

who gets jealous easiest

qrow oh my god this guy cannot contain himself and even if he pretends otherwise, he’s insanely jealous -- within reason. he doesn’t fly off the handles over every encounter but if someone seems like they’re flirting with bart? qrow is NOT PLEASED

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

qrow listens to exclusively old rock like the old bastard he is so maybe oobleck?

who collects something unusual

fuckin oobleck and we all know it. he probably has so many weird plants or tech pieces or old artifacts just. lining the walls of his office

who takes the longest to get ready

qrow bc of hiS STUPID HAIR

who is the most tidy and organised

oh my god its probably qrow.  i feel like oobleck is the definition of organized chaos

who gets most excited about the holidays

i feel like its a fairly even split??? qrow loves spoiling his nieces and bart is high energy over everything so its a joyous affair 

who is the big spoon/little spoon

qrow tends to be the big spoon unless bart is feeling some Kinda way

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

THEY BOTH DO????? dear god i imagine these two playing any game is bound to get messy

who starts the most arguments

qrow unfortunately bc he’s defensive n scrappy and tends to argue first, ask questions later

who suggests that they buy a pet

oob and qrow just. Shakes his head bc he’s not gonna be the one to clean up after it

what couple traditions they have

strip poker

what tv shows they watch together

nature documentaries and stuff like csi maybe

what other couple they hang out with

idk about couples but they definitely hang w/ tai n peter a lot

how they spend time together as a couple

i feel like..... they do a lot of dumb shit together, playing stupid games or going to really weird shops.  or qrow will sit and watch bart mark papers while he does his own catch up on mission data. u kno

who made the first move

qrow didn’t stop making moves until bart finally returned it sO 

who brings flowers home

i wanna say bart bc i think that’s rlly cute and qrow would die

who is the best cook

i think oobleck by default juST BC QROW IS A DISASTER in the kitchen

[doctoroobleck]

Hey Doctor boobleck, watch out for Red, she's evil now and from a different dimension...... Also I killed the other me so make sure to do that if you see yourself. -@alphabeowolf-ism

*Jumps and kicks you in the face knocking you to the floor* Oh Evil you say? That sounds like such a bad time...I like bad times *He grins*

[goodwitch-isms]

Glynda how did I do after you launched me into the woods for a week off of the launching pads? Also, how late does the library stay open?

Gylnda: Ya did fine, Kiddo. If you're alive, your fine. Gylnda; Library? I dunno. Ask Boobleck.

[kindergart-ren-blog]

butter but it behaves like oobleck and makes baking impossible because you can't mix it

#boobleck

[alphabeowolf-ism]

Why don't you talk to Boobleck about Red. He'd know what to do.

Oh yeah, that would help. The guys who while he was a girl I told to try fucking Red. And then I promise to not tell Red that he's a woman and then I break that promise almost immediatly. Sure. Sure.

[goodwitch-isms]

Hey Glynda, your weapon doesn't stab, Ozpin weapon doesn't stab, Oobleck weapon doesn't stab, you said this school was for stabbing and I have yet to see you stabbing something

Gylnda: Ya know how the metal girl has the little blades-on-a-string? I can do the sameBut with my minddddddddMy weapon is there to be helpy. And Ozzie hasn't shown everything that cane can do. Same with Boobleck and the ~magic~ thermos. Conclusion: Were all stabby. Shush.