#BLINKS CUTELY..... <3333333

[cognitosclowns]

yeah I drew more horny AB shit >) I think I was possessed while I drew this MSNDSMNDMN go check it out. Your hint is Half n’ Half

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[chilschuck]

"Pssst."

That's not the whirr of a treasure insect running up her arm and thank the gods for that because the party (AKA everyone but Laios) have had it up to HERE with those bastards running up her arm. It's Chilchuck, narrowed gaze telling Mariette to listen, not talk. She notices in a single blink the bundle of bellflowers he has coyly behind his leg, just out of view. Mariette grins ear to ear (and obnoxiously so, if you ask Chilchuck) but her latest tease becomes silenced with Chilchuck's other hand. "Look, I just need to know if she likes these flowers. I think they're called bellflowers or something..." Chilchuck is trying to pretend as if he doesn't know all about botany from her now and he's failing miserably. "Do you know or not?" Tilting her head, Mariette adopts a wolfish grin and teases, as Lilibelle herself walks into earshot "I don't know, why don't you ask her yourself?"

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ ME WHEN I START SOBBING OVER THIS AND I KEEP READING IT OVER AND OVER BC OUR INSERTS ARE SO CUTE AND I CANNOT EVEN FUNCTION RN JACKIE IM STILL SCREAMING PVER THIS????????

would it be crazy if i printed this out and put it on my wall to look at forever. would it. it’s incredible how u write i’m melting into the floor GOODBYE THE WAY U WRITE CHIL IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU THROUGH THE SCREEN

i gotta get u back for this…………. i already have the perfect idea >:)))) be prepared HEHEHE <3333333

[teddybeartoji]

breaks into your inbox………. hello mickey :3 i saw the selfship ask game and !!!! i’m here to ask . abt . mitoru and misho <333 🍾🥞🍮 <- with these questions!!! they were all so cute so it was hard 2 pick…….

anyway I LOVE YOUU sending satoshoko your way as we speak ……. they will wipe your post-leak tears gently!!!!! 🫂🫂🫂

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARII HIHIHIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR MITORU

🍾 - who confessed first, and how did it happen?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MITORU THE PAIR OF STUPIDS!!!!!! IT WAS A DRUNKEN CONFESSIONN😭😭😭😭 we're both lightweights buuuuut he's sooo much worse plss and i guess he just couldn't hold it in anymore:(((((((((( like we talked before mitoru is still very very much a friends to lovers story!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we were just hanging out at suguru's place, watching a movie and having a few drinks and thenn we ended up kind of cuddling??? very normal for us though nobody blinked an eye. he gets soo sleepy and eextra clingy after he's had One Single drink so i was just playing with his hair while he rested his face in the crook of my neck. and then he just kinda whispered it to me.............. and it caught me so off guard. bc like hhhhhhh you didn't wanna tell me that somewhere elsee?????? sugu and shoko are sitting like right fucking there and you're telling me that you like me rn?????????????????? looking back at it it's cute but at the time i did freak out a little. like i just didn't know how to. deal with it. it was a lot. i was just sitting there with a red face lmao

ooh i had to ask him to repeat it like three times bc yk i thought he was just messing around. "i like you" "i like you too, dummy." "no, like i really like you." "i really, really like you too." "like i wanna kiss you -like you." "oh... oh??? OH??????????????????????????????????????????" yeahh look i'm just glad that sugu and shoko decided to NOT ask abt my flustered face and i'm glad that satoru was so out of it i might've actually died

we all stayed at sugu's for the night btw. it wasn't necessarily awkward the morning after. just a little.. mmm quiet. bc when i woke up - suguru and shoko had both left?????????🤨🤨🤨those little shits. fuckass cupids SMHHHHHHHHHH. but i am very thankful bc then we got to have this silly little conversation over coffee. it was very sweet actually. we were both very nervous. and he ofc pretended to not remember it AT ALL🤨🤨i get that it might've been hazy in his mind but are you actually trying to tell me that you were blackout drunk after three drinks satoru?🤨🤨 wahh he's my stupid<333333 this got so long butttttt that's how it wentt hehehehe and then we also ofc got our first kiss interrupted by sugushoko coming back home:33333333333

🥞 - who spoils the other more?

no matter how much i try to spoil him................................. he always outdoes it...................... SMHHH I CAN NEVER WIN AT THIS GAMEE>:(((( while he loves spending money on it (i'm not even gonna lie i love that a lot lmao), iiii spoil him with affection. i am glued to him. at all times. i'm spoiling him with kisses and praise and sweets and more praise and compliments and smooches and wahhh the smile on his face is so worth it i luv him sm:(((((

🍮 - what's something you do that always makes your f/o smile, and/or vice versa?

do a bit. that sounds so ridiculous, and it is ridiculous but i am nothing if not a storyteller alright, when i tell a tale from my past you fucking BETTT that i am acting out the different characters and the tones, i set the scene i yell i laugh it's a whole show. and he loves it:3333333 he also loves hearing me lose my shit in estonian lmao. like when i'm on the phone with a friend and we're talking abt drama or smth yk?? and i'm just pacing around the room, borderline screaming strange words into the phone hagsaghsahshga it's a Sight.

his stupid jokes. i am not immune. in any way. the stupider the better. aaaand when he acts clingy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and when he brings me flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and honestly. just seeing him makes me so happy. it's soooo sappy but i can't help it okay he's my favourite boy in the whole wide world:((( I LOVEEE HIMMMM ARIII I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUUCHHH

FOR MISHO

🍾 - who confessed first, and how did it happen?

she did actually. bc while i act All-Knowing... i don't actually really understand how ppl feel by just gauging their expressions😭😭 blame the autism here ok. after our first (PROPER🤨) kiss i just stared at her bc ?????????? did you mean that or are you playing with me rn????????? she kinda laughed at me so i died a little but then she held my face in her hands while telling me that she does, in fact, really like me:3333333333

🥞 - who spoils the other more?

i spoil her a little more:3333333 just bc i love doing it sm!!!!!!! i love her smile so fucking much i would literally kill for her ok. i always buy her snacks and things that she has mentioned that she likes yk? and i like doing stuff like drawing her a bath and washing her hair and just pampering her:33333333333 if you think i sound like a servant here just wait until the next question... wheew the things i would do for herr!!!!

🍮 - what's something you do that always makes your f/o smile, and/or vice versa?

do everything she asks me to. like there genuinely is just ZERO back talk. she wants water but i'm in bed and half asleep? you got it babe. she wants smth to eat but her phone is too far (mine is even further)? fret not queen i'm on it. she needs to take a piss but she's tired? I WILL FUCKING CARRRYYY HER THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got that servant in meee i love her so baddd OHHH AND ALSO!!! when i ramble:3

aaand it always makes me smile when she shows interest in the video games that i'm playing!!!!!!!!!! they're not reaaally her thing, so it means a lot when she takes the time to watch me play and ask questions abt them!!!!!!!!!!! i think it's veryvery sweet!!!

selfship asks<3

[dokidaichi]

hiii!!!! could i request a list of hcs about suguru with an extroverted outgoing loud (a bit of a bimbo i guess??) gf? thank you!!!!!! mwuuahh i love you <3333333

note : of course! thank you for your request and btw i'm living for your pfp HAHAHAH <3 i love you too honey !! if you don't mind there is a bit of suggestive content in this !

suggestive content under the cut, minors dni

reblogs & comments are appreciated ୨♡୧

HOW TO SPELL L-O-V-E ღ or, to be specific,

(i) things about COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU

pairing : cold bf ! suguru x extroverted gf ! fem reader

warnings : non-sorcerer au + university au, reader and suguru are two years apart, mentions of explicit content, "bimbo" reader (well more like a golden retriever personality ! reader), suguru love language is definitely listening and acts of service more than anything (cause he wants you to talk more), also geto suguru is a whore for you in skirts !!!!

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU silently follows you around, not really having a choice when you're holding his hand in a slight death grip, long legs easily catching up with your rushing ones. he lets you decide most of the dates the two of you go to, especially since he likes to see your cute, wide smile whenever your searching up the place on his phone for him to see.

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU glares at you when you shock him at the door of his last class (and you do it every time), but his expressions obviously soften when you laugh and hold his empty hand (since the other is holding his laptop) while saying "sorry!". he's a bit sad at the thought of when the day comes that he graduates and doesn't have you doing this to him every chance you have.

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU absolutely surprised his friends when he introduced you to them for the first time. him, a bitter and over-worked junior—you, a sweet and sunshine-filled freshman. the combination was a bit strange, especially since suguru doesn't seem to generally handle people well (then again, people thought this when his best friend is literally gojo satoru). when you tell them that he was the one who asked you out, they're even more stunned.

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU brushes his slender fingers through your hair while he's towering behind you as you read your textbook on your dorm desk to study. you move your head back to look at him, the top of it hitting his abdomen, only to meet his sharp eyes blinking slowly and a small, almost unnoticeable, smirk decorating his lips. you slightly pout your lips, and he just says "yea, fine" before kissing you.

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU is amused that your extroverted and joyful personality still finds its way into intimate moments. there was this one time that he was kissing you, way to passionately, against a wall of the empty dorm hallway because he couldn't wait even though your room was two doors away, as he hadn't seen you for a week. he's confused when you you're suddenly giggling in the middle of his desperate kiss, only to shake his head when he pulls away because your reasoning was "the wall texture tickles".

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU is, with no doubt, the dominant in bed. though you lead the relationship with your outward and happy-go-lucky personality, bringing out sides of suguru he never even knew existed, he's the only one who can shut you up especially when he's trailing down your body. he says cold things like "stop talking and let me do my work, baby", only to say "come on, you know my name, baby. say it louder. moan it louder" right after.

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU has no problem spending for you, even when you argue against it. he occasionally likes to tell you that he has a date idea, when it's just to take you to the mall and buy you another skirt. you know how things go down when this happens. you two silently walk to a store, he stands in the changing room with you, and you end up having to buy the skirt (or two) because someone soiled it (yes, you fucked, duh). in hindsight, he's not really buying it for you—it's definitely for his own satisfaction.

COLD BOYFRIEND ! GETO SUGURU overall is a stellar boyfriend. yea, he doesn't talk as much compared to you. yea, it took him a while to open up and get used to you. and yea, maybe he's a bit too "stone cold" sometimes—but he has never regretted a moment with you from the moment he got to know you. the past year filled with arguments, dates, and sleeping together (both meanings) are all engraved into his mind because of how lovely his girlfriend is. he's more than grateful to have you in his life.

[luci-cunt]

Pad Thai / Fuck Off

[ @moonsandstarsaregay​ I’m sorry this took so long but tada! here’s your ficlet, just a lil mini from Carter’s POV. WARNING: RAVENSONG SPOILERS! but just barely :D <3333333

This is Homesong canon btw so it’s not exactly like the actual books.... there’s a bit of a..... twist >:3 you can also read it on AO3!

Enjoy!!!]

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Contrary to the apparently popular belief, Carter did actually take his position as mayor seriously. 

So jot that one down, Joe.

If he didn’t he might actually get more sleep in his actual bed, but as it was it felt like he spent most nights slumped over the desk in his office. Well, that was actually only part of it, and most nights Carter had the forethought to move to the couch by the door. In all honesty he didn’t mind sleeping at the office, in fact he did it regularly because he didn’t mind it. 

Living in the same house with your mom and your brother and your brother’s boyfriend and the weird wolf that won’t stop following you around is--shockingly--not all peaches and cream. Besides, his office was sick, the couch was the most comfortable thing he’d ever owned and he had an entire wall of windows he usually kept all the way open so he could pretend like he was outside. 

Sometimes he missed living on his own--how it had been when he was in college--but that hadn’t exactly been alone, which was the problem. Carter couldn’t stand the idea of living completely alone, even just moving in with his roommate--a guy named Joshi--had been like getting dunked in ice water after living with his family--his pack--for his whole life. 

But even that he was sure he could get used to, no--that wasn’t the real reason why he refused to get his own place. 

Before he hadn’t quite been able to pin down why it had felt so weird to think of moving out, and then it had hit him when Kelly moved. 

He didn’t have a mate. 

Both his brothers and his Uncle had all lived in the house until they found their mates. Technically Joe was still living in the Bennett house but he’d moved in with Ox first and then moved back in to leave the house to Kelly and Robbie later. Even Mark hadn’t left until Gordo finally let him move in. 

Carter just... didn’t have that. 

Instead he had his office, and the wolf that wouldn’t leave him alone. 

Speaking of… 

“Get your fucking nose out of there,” Carter snapped, kicking the mini-fridge door closed to stop the wolf from eating the thai-food leftovers he was saving for lunch. The wolf growled at him, nosing it open again so that Carter had to stop what he was typing on his laptop to hold the door closed with his foot. “I said cut it out, peanuts make you gassy as hell and I’m not dealing with that,” he said. They stared each other down for a moment, and Carter held up a finger. “You get in there and I’m kicking you out.”

The wolf huffed a breath like a laugh and then used his paw to shove Carter’s foot away. “Fucking cunt--” Carter said as he left his desk to tackle the wolf. They rolled over the fancy rug that had been a gift from some official Carter couldn’t remember the name of, both snarling and growling at one another loud enough that Cynthia--Carter’s secretary--could probably hear them. He could imagine her rolling her eyes and turning up her radio in the room next to him, but she was more than used to this by now. 

Eventually Carter managed to get a grip on the wolf’s middle and he shoved him into the couch, scrambling over and planting himself down in front of the fridge. The wolf jumped up, growling as he stalked over. 

“I told you to fuck off, and look--now instead of writing important emails I’m playing fridge guardian,” he said, scowling back at the wolf, who blew an annoyed breath out his nose into Carters face. “Wow, you’re so persuasive,” he mocked. 

There was a pause, and the wolf sat back and seemed to melt as it shifted, and then Gavin was sitting in front of him. His face scrunched in a pout and long, tangled black hair spilled over his shoulders. 

“Ass,” he said. Carter flipped him off. 

The first few times that Gavin had shifted out of the timberwolf Carter had thought he was being haunted. It started with little things, like books moved around and cups emptied when he swore he’d left them full. He hadn’t really thought much of it--maybe it was the stupid-white-person part of him but if his office was haunted that just made it so much cooler. 

Except then the things had gotten more noticable. If he fell asleep at his desk he’d wake up with one of the stupidly oversized couch cushions under his head, and the windows would open and close themselves while he was sleeping. He’d first suspected Cynthia, but she’d just given him a weird look when he brought it up. 

He didn’t catch on until one day when a bat flew into his windows and woke him out of a dead sleep and he’d caught Gavin before he could shift back. After that he was still reluctant to shift out of the wolf, but he’d stopped doing it in secret when Carter promised not to tell anyone he’d seen it. 

He didn’t actually talk to Carter until about a month after he started shifting out enough that Carter kept a spare pair of sweatpants at the office. He spoke oddly, like he’d never actually been taught how to. It had taken some getting used to but now Carter hardly noticed. 

“Not wolf,” Gavin said, pointing to himself and then the fridge. 

“Yeah well, I lied, I just don’t want you eating it because it’s mine,” Carter said, making Gavin’s scowl deepen. 

“Hungry.” 

“We literally just ate.”

Gavin shook his head in frustration. “Stupid ass,” he said.

“Right, because you’re a real Einstein,” Carter said, he pushed himself up enough to grab the sweats out of a drawer in his desk and toss them over. “And put some pants on--” 

Gavin rolled his eyes, mockingly quoting, “Man of position, blah blah,” as he did. 

“I’m the mayor, naked people in my office is frowned upon,” Carter said. “And not nearly as hot as it could be--you should grow tits.” 

Gavin flipped him off but pulled on the pants and laid on his back on the floor, staring up at the ceiling. After a moment Carter leaned his head back so it bumped against the fridge. 

“You still haven’t given me an answer, you’re like a fuckin’ fortune cookie written by a beetle.” 

Gavin wrinkled his nose. “Bugs are not good,” he said.

“Thank you for that wonderfully insightful answer, give me four to seven business days to process it properly and get back to you o-wise one.” Gavin pushed himself up so he could glare properly, Carter squinted at him. “You know what you are?” 

“No, please--tell,” he said flatly.

“An STD,” Carter said, leaning back again. “You just won’t go away.” 

Gavin frowned and shrugged like he did when he didn’t understand something. 

“A disease you get from fucking,” Carter explained. 

“So you had fun getting me?” Gavin said, with a grin. 

Carter rolled his eyes. “You were trying to kill us, I almost killed you.” 

“Yeah,” Gavin agreed, laying back down. Carter waited for him to explain more, but he didn’t. He breathed a laugh despite himself. 

“I think you’re the only one who manages to actually piss me off so much,” he said. 

“Lucky me.” 

“Beetle.”

“Man-baby.”

“Well that one’s new, where’d you get it?” 

“Mark.” 

“When were you hanging out with him?” 

“My business.” 

“Oh fuck off, like you give a damn about privacy.” 

“You are stupid, it’s different.” 

“No, actually it’s not--I managed to survive almost three decades before you showed up, I think I can make it a couple of hours without supervision.” 

“Wrong.” 

“Do you have any idea how long it’s been since I’ve fucked anyone. Hard for that to happen when I’ve got the worlds biggest, dumbest ankle monitor glued to my leg at all times! No--you don’t get to look smug about that, your possessiveness is not cute in any world. Don’t shrug at me--I will skin you and use your pelt for aftercare.” 

Gavin growled at him, eyes flashing violet, but it wasn’t nearly as intimidating while he was human. Hell it wasn’t even that intimidating when he was a wolf. It was a little surprising when Gavin suddenly lunged at him, successfully knocking him over and sitting on his chest so he could rifle through the fridge. 

“Hey! I just said--god how the hell do you weigh so much get--off--fucking--!” He groaned and stopped struggling as he realized it was useless, Gavin grinned down at him and slurped noodles obnoxiously. 

“I cannot stand you.” 

“Yum,” Gavin said as he dropped a peanut on Carter’s face. Carter smacked his hand away, and then sobered a bit. 

“Are you actually ever going to explain anything? Because if you’re just going to keep being cryptic let me know so I can rub it in your face when you finally crack.” 

Gavin chewed thoughtfully for a moment. “No explanation,” he said, then he grinned. “My business.” 

Carter scowled, reaching up and flicking his forehead. “Ass,” he said. 

“STD,” Gavin corrected, already focusing back on the stolen pad thai. 

“At least tell me why you won’t shift in front of anyone else,” Carter said. Gavin’s jaw clenched, “You stole my lunch, you owe me,” Carter pointed out. 

“Hard,” Gavin said after a moment. “Too many things, easier to handle as the wolf,” he went on. “And, it’s bigger--better teeth.” He bared his teeth to prove his point and Carter rolled his eyes. 

“Yeah, it’s way harder to rip out throats as an omnivore,” he said dryly. 

“You don’t like the wolf because I can drag you,” Gavin said with a laugh that made Carter roll his eyes. 

“You caught me,” he said, forcing himself to keep his mouth shut to keep the rest of his thoughts in his head. 

“Stupid,” Gavin said, smiling dopily. 

Carter opened his mouth to retort, but he and Gavin heard the sound of Kelly talking to Cynthia outside. Gavin dropped the box of pad thai and shifted before Carter could blink, and he scrambled up, growling and brushing noodles off the front of his shirt. 

“Fucking asshole,” he snapped, tossing the box at Gavin’s head. He just made a whining noise almost like a laugh and then jumped on the couch as Kelly opened this door while knocking. 

“I picked up a sandwich from Oasis, Robbie ate a few bites but--” Kelly cut himself off as his eyes landed on Carter, who was picking himself up off the ground and glaring down at his stained shirt. “Did you trip?” he asked, unsuccessfully hiding a laugh. 

Carter glared. “Something like that,” he bit out with a significant look towards the wolf on the couch, who was pretending to be sleeping. 

“Well, I’ve still got a few minutes of lunch--Tanner dragged Robbie back to the shop because apparently Gordo set the computer on fire, want me to grab you a shirt?” Kelly asked, still smirking.

“While you’re at it grab me a knife and a tanning rack,” Carter said. “Cynthia!” he called, and she poked her head in the doorway, one brow raised. She scanned the office and followed the trail of noodles from Carter’s shirt to the empty box on the floor by the couch and gave him a flat look. 

“You don’t pay me enough to clean up after you,” she deadpanned. 

“Fuck off,” he snapped, “Just get me a broom or something.” 

“That’s carpet,” Kelly said, dropping the tinfoil wrapped sandwich on Carter’s desk. 

“I didn’t ask you, did I?” 

“Your office is going to smell like peanuts for the rest of your life.” 

Cynthia wrinkled her nose and then wheeled away. 

Carter glared at Kelly. “Weren’t you getting me a shirt?” 

His brother laughed, already turning to leave. “Have fun scrubbing!” he called over his shoulder. 

“As soon as I’m done with this asshole I’m coming for your ass!” Carter snarled back. He turned to the wolf on the couch, who was watching him with one eye open. Carter jabbed a finger at him. “That’s not an empty threat, if this shit doesn’t come out you’re the replacement carpet.”

Gavin just closed his eye and curled up more. 

It made Carter wish he could actually follow through on his threats.

[pixel-fried-shoestrings]

Tag 11 people you’d like to get to know better!

I was tagged by @jadeplumbob and @prima-rina! Thank you so much to the both of you <3. I have never been tagged for anything so this is super exciting! <3333333

dogs or cats? Dogs! I have a 9 year old English lab. Wrigley, my baby. Who grouns when he eats and always wants to cuddle. But honestly I like anything floofy!

youtube celebrities or normal celebrities? Can I say both. I feel like we fall in love with youtubers because of their personalities. But regular celebrities are more of a cinematic experience that most youtubers wouldn’t be able to duplicate.

if you could live anywhere where would be? Somewhere in the mountains. Remote. Off the grid where you are just continuously surrounded by the nature that cities have forgotten existed.

Disney or DreamWorks? Disney, I like the star Wars. Love all the aliens and species in the films. I was a swtor mmo player for a long time because of it. Yes I am letting the nerd out of the closet! :D

favorite childhood tv show(s)? Duck tales the movie. Rescue Rangers, Tailspin.Oh and Winnie the poo “The land of milk and honey movie” We were poor and only had movies lol

the movie you’re looking forward to most in 2020? David Copperfeild, Mulan, Artimes Fowl, I was super excited about Zombieland 2 that just came out! I haven't seen it yet. The new mutuants look pretty darn cool too.

favorite book you read in 2019? Hmm. I haven't had a chance to read a lot this year. I’ve been so busy. But “Red Rising’ By peirce Brown was AMAZING I could not put it down. Like a dystopian hunger games. That is just uuugggg soo good. I am going to read it again now!! lol

marvel or dc? I like characters from both but Dc: Green lantern, Flash, and Green Arrow. Of course Batman and all their amazing villians. Poison Ivy. Pengin. 

if you choose marvel favorite member of the X-men? if you choose DC favorite justice league member? He’s not a member, but I love The penguin. I do think Aqua man is pretty cool though all in all. He’s a little but of both the villain and the hero.

night or day? So I wake up for my job at like 4 something in the morning, and I tend to walk up generally pretty early on my days off because of that. But I am a night owl all the way. I will get some stuff done after 8 pm! LOL

favorite Pokémon? Oh man I remember when pokemon just came out. I loved Ninetails, but the last evalution. Cubone was cute. But I think out of the total original was squirtal

Top 5 Bands? This one is hard. Cuz I love me some songs. Hmmmm ones I cant live without. Queen. Freddy Mercury is a musical genious. I love me some Bruno Mars. Blink 182, Green Day. Red Hot chilli peppers, Lady Gaga. The eagles.  Rush and some Phil collins. Disturbed, Korn. Yeah my musical tastes are everywhere. Basically anything that bops.

top 10 books? 1. The City of Bones 2. Red Rising Series 3. Divergent Series 4. Harry Potter 5. Anything Kresley Kole Paranormal romance. 6. Angels and demons by dan brown. 7. Karen Marie Monings Fever Series. (AMAZING.) 8. Gena Showalter The darkest touch and that series. 9. Planet Urth series (AMAZING) 10. The dragon riders of pern. 11. Eragon Series 12. Throne of glass (AMAZING LOL no really good.) 13. Children of Eden

top 4 movies? 1. Memoirs of a Geisha, Inception, Gangs of New York. Avatar, Zombieland, The fifth Element, Looper was cool too. Minority Report

america or europe? Id say both. Ive never seen Europe. So until I do I can’t say ^.^

tumblr or twitter? Tumblr I’ve never used anything else.

pro-choice or pro-life? Pro-choice

favorite youtuber? Daz Games, Joey Garceffa, and Devon Bumpkin

favorite author? Kresley Kole. Her whole immortals after dark series is amazing. It’s paranormal romance though (Mature ;) only though.)

tea or coffee? I love tea but lately Ive need caffine (Coffee) and my skin hates it.

OTP? Jack and Rose on the titanic. But come one she could have scooted over a little. 

do you play an instrument/ sing ? I used to play the flute, I was in marching band. This one time, at band camp..... no. I haven't played since then but I wish I never gave it up. I was pretty good!

Yes, I cannot deny the amount of geekiness in this post. But I embrace it.I am sorry I have not done this sooner. My grandfather has been very sick in the hospital, so thank you to you too for thinking of me. I needed this. <3 

I tag @gerbithats @geeky-simz @ladykendalsims @prismaticpixels @vapidsims @gladlypants @blurri-sim-kid @oasiscreek @pxelbeans @guapogato @reecey-v @sikasims

[sorrylatenew]

Sorry if you think this is rude but I am in love with your kazer pokemon au. Do you think there will be more one day?

Not rude at all, anon! I’d like to write an actual little fic in this verse at some point down the road, but @allthebros and I chatfficed some more of it, so have this instead, haha:

atb: I kinda want to know how they meet

do they like, have a duel

does Jonny have his charizard already or is it still a little charmander

sln: :333333 still a little charmander

say they meet as kids--ten year olds first starting out

and they battle their pokemon. kaner wins and then jonny demands a rematch, lol

but they only meet once as kids, or maybe they just see each other around at various tournaments every once in a while

and then they meet again FOR REAL as teenagers

in the woods, trying to catch new pokemon

jonny's charmander is now a charmeleon and it somehow gets very badly hurt--maybe someone jumped jonny and stole his bike, and his charmeleon got hurt trying to protect him, and kaner shows up with his own bike, just by chance, and takes jonny's charmeleon to the nearest pokemon center as fast as he can

and boom, jonny's not IN love in love, but he's in love

atb: yesss. Because Patrick knew the charmeleon was more important than Jonny's skinned knees and even the scratches on his jaw.

When they met that first time, Patrick didn't have his squirtle squad squirtle yet, but he's with him that second time

Tells squirtle to come with Jonny to the pokemon centre (bc ofc he's not in his pokeball) while he tears off on his bike with Jonny's charmeleon

and Jonny arrives to the centre a bit later, slightly limping and his shirt wet

sln: squirtle walks with jonny, patting his calf as they go

trying to be comforting in his little squirtle way, lol

atb: :33333

sln: "good job, bud" pat says when they arrive, flips him a little treat

then glances up at jonny, hands him charmeleon's pokeball

"he's all good, man. they fixed him up quick"

it's all a little awkward now that things aren't as dire

atb: Jonny doesn't know what to say, takes the pokeball, almost holds it to his chest, says, "Your squirtle sprayed me for no reason."

Patrick nods. "He does that."

Squirtle crosses his arms.

sln: nooooooo :33333333

atb: Jonny gives a little laugh, then. "Thanks," he says, softly.

He wants to talk to his charmeleon, make sure all is fine. The little charmander was his very first pokemon.

sln: "yeah, no problem," patrick answers, focused in on those big brown eyes, and when this boy, who has been the bane of his existence in every tournament he's ever met him in, starts to turn away, pat goes on, "hey--uh. my dad owns a bike shop a couple towns over. i could probably, like, get you a discount or whatever. if you wanted a new one or something."

atb: aaaaahh yes.

Jonny's still cradling his pokeball, blinks at him, then this pretty, crooked smile blooms on his face. "That would be awesome. I can meet you there or like--"

"Yeah like, we can just go together. I'm heading there anyway."

"I have to walk though."

"That's okay."

"Okay."

sln: :33333333333333

this is TOO CUTE

jonny holds his pokeball up, says "can you just give me a sec while I--"

pat's like, "yeah, yeah, 'course," turns away to occupy himself needlessly with his bike while jonny lets charmeleon out to check him over

squirtle catches his attention, gives him an eyebrow waggle

atb: :3333333 gooddddddd SO CUTE.

"shut up," Patrick mumbles.

but keeps glancing over his shoulder at where Jonny's talking with his charmeleon, too low for Patrick to hear.

sln: and from this day forth they are besties

besties who fuck a couple years later, lol

[dorianpavus]

katieeee you're super good at mercy (seriously, i get hype every time you post a highlight video, i love watching you play) and i was wondering if you had any tips for dying less on her :o i'm a good healer but my e:d ratio is abysmal, and i've started using her pistol more lately, so i just need to. not die as much. rip

omg first of all?? thank you so much omg!!! :’)

so this is gonna get a little long, so i’ll try and organize it so it’s an easier read, ya? below the cut~

step one: constantly fly around

i mean it. most people are not a) good enough, b) playing a mobile enough hero, and c) patient enough to consistently try and tail a mercy that’s flitting around nonstop. you can keep your stream on a teammate that needs the heals and still fly around constantly, as long as your teammates are relatively close by. don’t think you should camp with your tank or dps. mercy’s greatest weapon isn’t her blaster (though being lethal with that is certainly Clutch), it’s her mobility. make sure you’re using it!

how to fly around easier/be more mobile:

you have to keep stock of where your teammates are at all times, for your own safety as theirs. look around constantly, so that someone watching you on death cam might get a little sick. this helps check for enemy flankers (constant vigilance), as well as giving you an understanding of where you can fly to escape at all times. no one wants to end up being a mercy who’s being sizzled by a winston and doesn’t have any idea where their teammates are, cause while you’re looking, you’re Getting Dead. always keep stock of them, so at the first sign of danger, you can be like “lol nice try buddy” and fly away. those seconds that you don’t have to spend looking for an escape route are gonna save your life.

naturally, if you have a pharah or a widow, congrats, they are your escape 9 times outta 10. flying up to characters on platforms is super helpful cause normally, ya know, people can’t get to you while you’re up there so quickly. it takes time, and now that mercy has been buffed, she regens health super fast – faster than most mobile heroes have access to their abilities. if they still come after you after you’ve found a teammate and regained your health… rinse and repeat. they’ll get tired or dead eventually. (see below)

what to do when someone won’t leave you alone

so let’s say you’re flying around constantly, trying to make yourself a hard target to hit by choosing smart and irregular flight patterns. but alas, you have someone tailing you! what should you do?

if your team has a good enough dps:

try and fly to them and attack boost them (and duck around any shelter you can find to keep yourself out of range of bullets, obviously). if they’re good, their attack boost will wipe out whoever is chasing you, as long as they notice you’re being chased and want to help… which is why this is usually easier when you’re either grouped with them or they have Proven Themselves as an honorable and cherished teammate :^)

if you don’t:

tragically, let’s say you’re playing alone, or your dps sucks and is evil and selfish and you’re suddenly in a horror movie where everyone is out to get you… there are things you can do to stay safe!

tracer attacking:

tracers are usually really easy to kill as mercy, as long as you’re good with your blaster – she only has 150 health and 1 recall for every 12 seconds. that’s less health than you, and less than 100 health more than you if you count her recall.

tracers don’t expect mercys to fight back a lot of the time. if you start shooting at her, and knock her down to half health in like a second, she’s gonna use her recall back to full health 90% of the time. then she’s either gonna be like “oh shit this mercy’s not worth it run away” or she’s gonna continue to attack. 

if she does continue to attack, keep flying around your teammates (always fly around, always always always), make her burn her blinks to get you. and keep shooting the entire time. tracer does more damage the closer she is to you, so if you can keep distance between yourself and her and make her lose that recall, you can kill her ez.

genji attacking:

most genjis aren’t very good with their weapon, because it’s hard to aim with it. well, i suck at genji, and i think so at least. you’ll find that a lot of the time they’re trying to come after you, they’re running at you in a straight line – because they don’t think you’re gonna fight back, either, and it’s easier for them to aim that way. perfect. unload a few shots into that cute lil face of his and genji will be dead very quickly – his coming at you straightforwardly makes headshots easy.

but let’s say this genji is actually pretty mobile – double jumping, that sort of thing. just keep shooting – honestly, your blaster is easier to use than his weapons. unless the genji is really good, you��re gonna out-shoot him, especially if you’re making yourself a hard target to hit, too. try and stay around corners and everything, find shelter so he can’t dash through you.

and always be ready to pull your finger off the trigger in an instant if he starts deflecting. no one wants to die to their own bullet.

winston attacking:

a tank?!? a tank???? god. i know. tracer and genji are so slight, but winston’s packing 400 health and armor?! honestly, you’re not gonna win a 1v1 fight with winston. you’re not, most of the time, unless he’s already taken some hits or he’s really bad. 

you need to draw this out as long as possible – keep as much distance between you and winston as you can. fly to a teammate, ideally a dps. when winston starts to leap after you, the teammate is now caught in winston’s sizzle. they’re gonna fight for their own life, and you should start blasting away at winston, too. the two of you together should be able to take him down – but if you find yourself about to die, fly away again. winston will either remain preoccupied with the dps or he’ll come after you – but hopefully you’ll have followed the advice from above and regained some health points first. then fly back to the dps, heal them up a bit, and repeat. winstons don’t usually have a pocket mercy, so he probably hasn’t healed much in the 10 seconds this has all transpired in. you can take him down now. 

d. va attacking

your strategy for d. va is much the same as it is for winston -- you’re not gonna be able to take on a full-health d. va usually, so fly around and get help. even if your teammates aren’t the type to protect their mercy, if you bring the d. va to them, they’re gonna have to fight for their own sake. :^)

try NOT to find cover inside a building with d. va, though. she’ll just corner you in a room (winston’s jump doesn’t really work for that, but d. va’s boost does) and make it impossible for you to fly away to a teammate. since you always want to fly, and you can’t kill her on your own... that’s pretty much instant death.

sombra attacking 

honestly, sombras are a lot like tracer. they don’t have too much health, and when they take a hit, they usually use their translocater to fall back to a health pack. that’s usually enough time for you to regain health and reposition yourself better. 

sombra’s biggest strength is hacking you, of course. so the second you hear that sound, you start firing your pistol -- she can’t hack you if she’s taking damage. DO NOT try and fly away when that’s happening, because she’ll just hack you, you’ll lose your mobility, and then you’re stuck in a 1v1 shootout. you could still win that if you have good aim, of course, but you never want to put yourself in that position.

pharah attacking

it’s hard to shoot a pharah out of the air with mercy’s pistol, so don’t bother. fly to your long-range dps so they get hit with her rocket too, and now you have someone who wants to kill pharah. try and alternate between healing them and attack boosting them (hopefully around some kind of cover to shield yourself) to help them wipe her out.

if she’s super committed to killing you, though, and still dogging after you hard... keep trying to make yourself hard to hit, and try and make sure your dps is doing their job. you’re really not going to be able to kill her on your own, unless she falls down to the ground. if she does, and she’s already taken some hits, finish her off -- otherwise, unless you know you have really good aim and can land some headshots, keep flying. pharah’s rockets do too much damage for you to be particularly effective against her.

no one’s really coming after you, but you still end up dying

maybe a soldier is firing into the crowd and he just keeps hitting you, or maybe you’re getting sniped, or roadhog keeps hooking you. what can you do about that?

avoid line of sight

most of those kinds of problems where mercy ends up dead is that you’re making yourself too accessible. maybe you’re not flying around enough, or you’re not taking cover enough. mercy should usually be doing one of those two things -- flying, or behind some sort of cover, whether it’s around a corner while your teammates fight on the payload, or just far back enough that no one’s bothering you (while you keep a constant eye out for flankers).

if a roadhog keeps hooking you, just keep tabs on him. make sure you stay far back and behind shelter. he can’t hook you through a wall (not anymore, anyway. take that asshole). if he’s hooking you, it’s because honestly, you left yourself too out in the open, too vulnerable, and didn’t put anything between yourself and him (even if that’s just a teammate).

if widow is sniping you, it’s the same thing -- you’ve left yourself too vulnerable. widows are usually super stationary, so as long as you keep tabs on where she’s set up, you can not step out into the place that she has an angle on -- and if you must cross it, try and fly past it, so you don’t fly slowly into her Zone but quickly across it. just.. be generally careful when you fly if the other team has a good widow. you still need to remain mobile, but always try and walk along walls and stay out of her scope.

if someone is just shooting you, same thing. take cover, either behind a tank or a wall (preferably both). and once they start shooting something else and your health is regenerating, get back to flying a lot.

avoiding ults

a fundamental part of playing mercy is avoiding getting caught in people’s ults -- if you’re caught, you can’t heal or rez, and it’s a tpk. ALWAYS take note of who you’re playing against, and if the other team is good, play defensively so that you don’t get caught in things. 

if you notice it’s been a little while since zarya ulted, stay far behind your team. if it’s about time for a death blossom, constantly scan around for a flanking or teleporting reaper (you can, you know, shoot the red smoke while he’s teleporting, and that will hurt him and make him super super super easy to kill). if reinhardt has been on fire the whole game, try and stay behind a wall and/or out of alignment with the rest of your team, so that if he sees the three of them grouped up all ripe for the picking, you don’t get caught. if you’re coming from spawn and the fight is brutal, don’t fly up to your teammates --- walk up. they might get hurt more, one might even die since it took you longer to get there, but then you won’t have flown into a massacre.

basically, just never stop thinking about the other team ulting and how that can affect you and how you can avoid it. never. :^)

well... that’s all i got for right now, haha. if you actually read this i’ll be amazed. :P but also if you have any questions, let me know!!! i probably forgot something useful.

but seriously, thanks for asking in the first place. it’s very flattering :’)

good luck with mercy friend!!!