#for me and atb and the 5 other ppl who like this lmao

[sorrylatenew]

Sorry if you think this is rude but I am in love with your kazer pokemon au. Do you think there will be more one day?

Not rude at all, anon! I’d like to write an actual little fic in this verse at some point down the road, but @allthebros and I chatfficed some more of it, so have this instead, haha:

atb: I kinda want to know how they meet

do they like, have a duel

does Jonny have his charizard already or is it still a little charmander

sln: :333333 still a little charmander

say they meet as kids--ten year olds first starting out

and they battle their pokemon. kaner wins and then jonny demands a rematch, lol

but they only meet once as kids, or maybe they just see each other around at various tournaments every once in a while

and then they meet again FOR REAL as teenagers

in the woods, trying to catch new pokemon

jonny's charmander is now a charmeleon and it somehow gets very badly hurt--maybe someone jumped jonny and stole his bike, and his charmeleon got hurt trying to protect him, and kaner shows up with his own bike, just by chance, and takes jonny's charmeleon to the nearest pokemon center as fast as he can

and boom, jonny's not IN love in love, but he's in love

atb: yesss. Because Patrick knew the charmeleon was more important than Jonny's skinned knees and even the scratches on his jaw.

When they met that first time, Patrick didn't have his squirtle squad squirtle yet, but he's with him that second time

Tells squirtle to come with Jonny to the pokemon centre (bc ofc he's not in his pokeball) while he tears off on his bike with Jonny's charmeleon

and Jonny arrives to the centre a bit later, slightly limping and his shirt wet

sln: squirtle walks with jonny, patting his calf as they go

trying to be comforting in his little squirtle way, lol

atb: :33333

sln: "good job, bud" pat says when they arrive, flips him a little treat

then glances up at jonny, hands him charmeleon's pokeball

"he's all good, man. they fixed him up quick"

it's all a little awkward now that things aren't as dire

atb: Jonny doesn't know what to say, takes the pokeball, almost holds it to his chest, says, "Your squirtle sprayed me for no reason."

Patrick nods. "He does that."

Squirtle crosses his arms.

sln: nooooooo :33333333

atb: Jonny gives a little laugh, then. "Thanks," he says, softly.

He wants to talk to his charmeleon, make sure all is fine. The little charmander was his very first pokemon.

sln: "yeah, no problem," patrick answers, focused in on those big brown eyes, and when this boy, who has been the bane of his existence in every tournament he's ever met him in, starts to turn away, pat goes on, "hey--uh. my dad owns a bike shop a couple towns over. i could probably, like, get you a discount or whatever. if you wanted a new one or something."

atb: aaaaahh yes.

Jonny's still cradling his pokeball, blinks at him, then this pretty, crooked smile blooms on his face. "That would be awesome. I can meet you there or like--"

"Yeah like, we can just go together. I'm heading there anyway."

"I have to walk though."

"That's okay."

"Okay."

sln: :33333333333333

this is TOO CUTE

jonny holds his pokeball up, says "can you just give me a sec while I--"

pat's like, "yeah, yeah, 'course," turns away to occupy himself needlessly with his bike while jonny lets charmeleon out to check him over

squirtle catches his attention, gives him an eyebrow waggle

atb: :3333333 gooddddddd SO CUTE.

"shut up," Patrick mumbles.

but keeps glancing over his shoulder at where Jonny's talking with his charmeleon, too low for Patrick to hear.

sln: and from this day forth they are besties

besties who fuck a couple years later, lol