#BITINF HIM

[visro]

the intense hate i feel for dutch is boiling my brain. we've been gone for WEEKS and come back to camp for a DAY and he walks up to us and says "what's wrong with you? you hang around camp like a bad smell!"

my god i need a punch dutch button

[anonymouscheeses]

LEE POMNI PLSSS LER GUMMIGOO OR RAGS!! <33

La Pomni!! I was lazy mid way sorry for that buuuttt here's the way I like to draw her (not redesign just a fun way to draw her I like)

Pomni y ella... amigos.... totally...

This might not be what you meant buuut I LOVE both ships equally so sooo much I couldn't let the chance go. Any funnygummy shippers??? 😭

[txmxkis]

what the fuck .

[bonespussyindulgence]

[ropes3amthoughts]

Wowwwww so pretty hold gently like a hamburger

Just kidding bite like a hamburger bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite I’m biting my teeth right now he’s making me crazy Kabru are you hamburger because when I see you I go ham (crazy) burger (burger like hamburger because I am so hungry rn but not sexual style it’s like old fashioned classic hungry style. I could take him out to dinner. If we were in a famine and I had a breadstick and we were both hungry I would let him eat the whole breadstick. Breadsticks are so tasty but he could have it. He could have whatever he wanted I love him so much.) Kabru…my love…HES SO PRETTY WHEN HE SMILES I AM GOIMG TO EXPLODE AND DIE AND DIE AGAIN AND RUN IN CIRCLES AND DIE ANORHER TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KABRU AND HIS FUCKING SHIDT COLAR OH MY GOD HELLO HIS NEXK??? HELLO?? HELLO? HI? WELCOME? NICE RO MEET YU? KABRU NECK OH MY GOE AND HIS HAIR FFFFFFFDDDDD IMAGINE SOMEONE BITINF THEIR LIPS AND SCRESMING AT THE SAME TIME SO IT SOUND LIKE A TEAKETTLE THATS ME GODDDDDD THAT TUFF OF HAIR POKING OUT FROMT HR BADK OF HIS NEXK MAKES ME FERAL!!!!! FERAL!!!! I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIS HAIR…AND HIS EPRESSION SO SOFT HIS FACE STUNNING LIKE A FLASHLIGHT BEINF SHINED RIGHT IN YOUR EYES OUCH I AK STUNNED!!!!! WOW WOW WOW m gonna explode and fall over he’s the love of my life I want him Kabru are you a cookie on a bench because I want to bite you fun fact I did actually eat a cookie off a bench but like it was on a napkin it was literally fine and my friends were all like “what if there’s needles in it or something” but there were no needles people just don’t want you eating bench cookies but they’re awesome and you know what else is awesome? Kabru. I love him so bad. Kabru my love <333333333333333333 I want to hold his face in my hands like a cantaloupe. I’m feeling so insane about him right now you guys

[pixiecaps]

ARIN LEARNING FROM ETOILES SEEING HIM RUN AND SPRINT PAUSING THEN DOING THE SAME IM BITINF

[foxtsumus]

ENABLED BY ARI IT'S (bestie-approved spoiler free) FMA REBLOG TIME

[domesticateddog]

guess who went on a date with their boyfriend and made out with him for a big chunk of it? :)

[urboymutual]

i think i unfollowed you and refollowed like three times while trying to send this but anyway: fave eddie headcanons please

Funniest images ever...

but hiiii hmm my eddie headcanons: okay so like eddito is usually what pepa calls him but in my heart she calls him lalo bc idk Ive never really heard of eddito in the spanish communities im in it was always like lalo or guayo so i support pepa and buck calling him lalo like how eddie has tht specialness of calling buck evan

alos ive talked abt it a bit with a few anons but i really support eddie being proud of his mexican hertiage and also being as annoying on purpose abt it . i want funny scene where hen and chimney and eddie are like all agreeing on something (lowkey universal poc thing) and buck is like "i disagree" and they all just look at each ofher and are like "buck thats racist" and hes like freaking out like - woah guys im sorry i didnt know and eddie just gives him a teasing smile and kisses him on the cheek to apologize ummm a

im like sleep depreived so im def going to edit this post more when i sleep but i also like idea that in high school (idk if other high school have it) he was in the mariachi band bc again embracing his heritage but also his mom made him do it (ALMOST HAPPENES TO ME...) and he looked very dorky in the outfits buck prints out the pictures and post them around the firehouse... (sorry buck and eddie sre a package . cant have one with out the other)

ummm also i fhink him and buck and christopher - Oh my god i cant finish my thought rn because john wayne by lady gaga is playing and ik thinking about hik in a cowboy outfit . bitinf my fist. honestly . 😵‍💫 i think he shouldve also participated in rodeo... like i dont know el paso cowboy scene but this is my headcanon i do what i want. and what i want is them to give me episode where they go to umm i think they called jaripeo (its a rodeo and theirs also dancing men usually wear cowboy hats) and i want buck and eddie to dance like THIS!!!

Oh my god im literally spiraling i have sooo many ideas . and thiughts uve opened a flood gate... i got distracted at looking at cowboy boots but i think saint christopher or cheesy flame cowboys would be soooo slay of him.. anyways um

my original thought is i think it wohld be funny if eddie christopher snd buck went to one of those like amusement parks or smthin where they do uhh those air spray shirts? i cant think of it but eddie shirt

also hes mixed which gives me sooo many syndromes becauses hes just like me and 😵‍💫😵‍💫 like i know the writers just dont know how to write a latine character but the idea he doesnt talk abt being mexican much and maybe doesnt even identify as mexican (in the show hes said "my fathers from mexico and my moms Swedish") bc like that connection was barely there in his childhood bc of his father being gone. Absent fathers... 😞😞 Like le metaphorical severing of an  umbilical cord of culture...

anyways this getting sooo long but he do be waking christopher up bright and esrly in the morning to go to swap meets in la (another hc of mine HSHDH)

I might add more to this when im lucid and not so 👹👹👹

[vyragosa]

PUNCHING AND BITINF CONCRETE in ALL the love across the universe graduations shuichi is holding the hands of the person romanced EXCEPT korekiyo, it's pretty clear he has an aversion to being touched on top of bandaged hands but when you realize.....his love suit scene is about wanting to be the one touching and letting shuichi do so in only a bedroom context.....pain pain pain suffering pain

korekiyo first base is acknowledging the interest in him second base is bondage and 38919482910th base is hand holding alright alright alright pain pain pain

[afterhoursfic]

I love that Questline in tw2, so how about after Geralts little pups are born, he gets down to business fucking a new litter into Jaskier? In front of the whole School. He's now the only breeding stud and that makes him Alpha. His pups are maybe even half witcher already and all survive the trials leading to a new generation of Witchers. Add in they because of the potion they're fertile as well, and that's a whole new line of Witchers.

That is great thinking anon. At first they're happy just to have the small litter of pups from before the trials, both of them taking time off the path to raise them, Geralt just taking local contracts because they didn't want to leave them at the keep to be taken and attempted to be made into witchers.

By the time their four kids are too old for the trials they return to the keep, the kids doing small labour whilst they travel the path and its more than they ever thought theyd get but they want more, Jaskier literally fucking himself on Geralts cock whenever he can in the hope that maybe he'll get bred again, but the closest they get is the small swell in Jaskiers stomach when he's stuffed full with come after a night of fucking.

He thinks nothing of the researchers in Flotsam about a month ago, not until he sees the note in Oxenfurt and he doesn't dare hope, but he pushes Roach a bit harder to make it back to Jaskier faster, and before the man can even get out a hello Geralt is on him, pushing him down on the bed and bitinf his neck as fucks Jaskier with abondon, not carinfg to mind his strength cause he wants hia cock as deep as possible when he knots the omega, wants the swell in his stomach he knows will be there come morning to grow with their pups and he tells Jaskier as much, tells him hesgoing to breed him properly now, gonna stuff him full with his knot for days until he's caught.

They lose track of time in their constant fucking and get kicked out of the inn for staying over, and charged extra for the dire state of the bed thats barely holding together anymore. They race to the next town to do it all again because Jaskier will kill him if he breeds him in the woods like an animal, this time at least anyway.

They fuck the whole way to Kaer Morhen and especially when theyre back at the keep again so everyone can see that a proper alpha can fuck pups into their omega, and they watch omthe geowing swell of Jaskiers stomach as the months past until there are little half witchers in the keep.

They look human, human eyes and tanned skin but when they're older they're faster, stronger and years above other kids their age and a tolerance to witcher potions which means no more mutations.

From then on he fucks Jaskier for weeks until he catches again, leaving him at the keep whilst he's out on the path, a trinket from Triss meaning every now and then he can portal back to see Jaskier again so that when their new litter is born he can fuck another one into his pretty omega.

[iluvyoutxt-moved]

bitinf him biting him biting him b

[themostsanebug]

BITINF HIM BITINF HIM BITING HIM SQUEAKY TOY NOISES ARE AWEOSME AND I LOVE THEM /silly

Is Dave Like A Squeaky Toy?

If I Squeeze Him Will He Squeak??

" i dunno, lets findout. "

*SQUEE*

[coraled]

im scared mt brother is attacking me and bitinf me and spitting on me because becauze i dont want to go to walmart airh him to get an xbox?? ' i always ruin everything for him' . yeah cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont fucking care!!!!!!!!!!! i have a huge permanent fucking mark on my,arm now because he kust stabbed me rlly hard w a pencil oh gosh