#BITES YOOOOU

[sinnabee]

hi!! i'm a big fan of your art, especially your moon ass monday drawing, it always brightens up my mondays :D i was wondering if you're cool with fanart of moon ass monday? if not, that's totally cool!

OMGGG OF COURSE IM COOL WITH IT. IM A BIG FAN OF YOUR ART. GET BACK HERE IM SHAKING YOU

[a-usernamelol]

So I noticed Allan has an eye for fashion... How would u describe Allan's style?? Does he have outfits for different occasions :D

”Eye for fashion”

Alright Augustus Hill I see you lol

Ok but actually there is a method to his madness when it comes to clothes ROFL

Generally speaking you’ll catch him in his gray tailcoat even in the heat of summer- but that’s because he has an undetectable extension charm on it- and uh- he’s kinda like. Homeless. So basically if it’s not at Hogwarts it’s in his coat. But that’s his most basic outfit. As someone with very little he has a keen taste for finer fabrics- just because they 1) last longer 2) he’s a clotheshorse lmao

If he’s left his coat at home- understandably- He definitely leans towards “vest and button down” duos, and he ALWAYS wears gloves- but that’s just because of the burn on his left hand.

His appeal for vests even goes as far for when he’s female presenting!

(Shoutout to @traceyc-uk for this sketch rofl apparently it’s the only fem presenting outfit pic I own that doesn’t look grainy- oopsi lol)

There’s no female clothing for male mcs mods like there is for female mcs as far as I know so. Other then my old drawings and this one seen above- gotta use your imagination I’m afraid.

Also Allan doesn’t tend to button up the top one or two buttons. It “chokes him” (he just doesn’t like it lol) according to him.

For his uniform it doesn’t have embroidery he doesn’t really like it as much. In fact, that’s a running trend. He likes fancy schmancy swirls- which are on his coat too.

I do think when he can afford it, he would LOVE to wear nice suits all the time- and ofc dresses when female presenting. But mostly suits. He’s usually more fond of a darker color scheme, just because. Usually when female presenting, dresses tend to be reserved for fancy events, like the Yule Ball, or crashing Ministry parties.

TLDR: Yeah. He probably comes home with a new suit every week as an adult and has a new dark colored somehow on brand with the whole dark wizard thing suit. It probably drives his husband mad ROFL

[dutifullylazybread]

For the kiss roulette, 34 kiss after a bite please 👀

👀 I got yoooou! This was a good warm-up for writing tonight (thanks for bearing with me--I know I took a few extra days than I planned!)

“Ah! Tav!” Rolan drew away from her, flushed and taken aback. “You just bit me.” He sounded more surprised than upset. He ran his finger over his lower lip, now swollen from her nip.

Tav forced herself to pause, to take a breath. She braced her arms on his shoulders and wrapped her legs around his waist. 

“Sorry,” she said. “I got a bit carried away there.”

Rolan rolled his eyes. “So enamored with me that you must bite me?” he asked, a spark of amusement burning in his gaze.

She leaned in, rasping her lips against his cheek. “I want to devour you,” she whispered, tugging on his earlobe with her teeth.

Rolan’s gasp was caught on the crest of his tongue; only a weak stutter fell from his mouth. He cleared his throat. “Y-you’re ridiculous,” he muttered. He leaned over and picked up his book from where it had fallen onto the floor. 

“And you’re blushing,” Tav observed. She leaned in, pressing a kiss to the side of his neck. Rolan let his head list to one side, moaning softly as she continued to trail her lips down the column of his throat. 

“Ah!” He yelped as she sucked on his skin, and then lightly bit down on him. “Tav!” His exclamation trailed off into a sweet, breathy whine. He gripped her by the hips, holding her flush to his chest. 

“Should I stop?” she asked. 

His breath sawed in and out of him. “Absolutely not,” he snapped. He fisted his hands into her tunic and drew her in for a scathing kiss. She couldn’t help but laugh against his mouth, which set him to grumbling and grousing.

"Ridiculous," he muttered.

"You adore me."

"Begrudgingly, yes."

She kissed him gently, savoring the feel of his lips against hers. And though feigning irritation, Rolan sighed softly, contentedly.

[shhh-secret-time]

Ooooo if requests are open. Can I maybe get something for Butters! Some fluuuuuuff please! 💖🙏 thank yoooou I hope I'm not a bother! 😭

Of course you can lovely! It's never a bother!

Warning: Tooth-Rotting fluff, Strong Language

Pairing: Butters x Fem!Reader

"And would you believe it fellas, she said yes! Boy, I sure am excited this weekend is gonna be the best!" Butters couldn't contain the excitement in his voice, the little drawl in his accent slipping out more than usual.

"Yeah Butters, this is the third time you've told us. I think I can believe it." Stan responded with a sigh as he put down the lukewarm burger back down on his tray.

"Oh yeah...hehe!"

Butters giggled as he pushed his fingers together, his knuckles rubbing against each other. Maybe he was being a little annoying, but he couldn't help how excited he was, the giddy feeling was getting stronger with each passing hour. He just had to wait a few more hours and school was over, and more importantly it was Friday so that meant the weekend was already here!

Absent-mindedly he picked up one of the soggy fries off his plate and took a bite out of it, he was in such a good mood he didn't care how horrible it tasted. With his cheek tucked into his hand, he let his eyes wonder over towards where you were sitting. Watching you giggle at a joke Red was telling, nothing else seemed to matter around him but your smile.

The rest of the boys cast side glances at each other, it was Craig who finally broke the silence. "He's gone. We lost him to whatever spell she has over him."

"Come on guys, we should be at least happy for him. I mean look...", Kyle spoke in a whisper as if the blond wasn't sitting right beside him. Before he continued his point his hand came up to Butters cheek, pinching the skin lightly. His green gloves smooshed his cheek in between his fingers, and when Butters didn't react, he continued "Nothing, not a single reaction. It's like we're not here."

"What did he say they were doing anyway?" Craig asked, looking between Butters and Kyle.

"Apple picking." Cartman responded, the look on his face was filled with dread like the very thought of the whole ordeal was exhausting.

"I think it's sweet..."

"You fucking would. It's stupid! I doubt she even knows it's a date, and you know what I don't blame her! Who the fuck goes on a date and picks fucking apples!" As if the whole situation wasn't enough for Cartman, the minute Kyle tried to make light of the situation it set something off in him.

"Why do you care!? I swear to God Cartman do not ruin this with one of your stupid ideas!"

"Fuck you Kahl! You're such a fucking know it all! You just have to be right about every god damn thing, don't you?!"

"For the love of god..."

Stan pinched the bridge of his nose and Craig only went back to watching the two bicker and argue. Everything seemed to just seem to fall into place, a normal lunch on a very normal day. Butters couldn't care less what was going on or the fact that you and him were the topic of their conversation. His lovesick look was only broken when you finally looked towards the commotion, hearing Kyle and Cartman raise their voices at one another. When your eyes met with his he gave you a wide grin and a little wave, causing you to laugh and wave back at him. His heart nearly leapt out of his chest when he watched you stand up and whisper something to the girls.

Butters felt his heartbeat pick up with every step you took towards him, the tip of his ears turning red from it all. You closed the distance between the both of you, gliding across the lunchroom like some sort of angel.

"Hey Butters, are we still on for this weekend? What time did you want to meet up?" Your voice rang out past the screaming like chimes, it took Butters a second to register what you even asked.

"Uh, w-well I figured I'd pick ya up! I asked my dad if I could use the car and everything! W-we gotta be careful with it though! Dad said if we made a mess I'd get grounded again!" His mind was screaming at him as the words just kept pouring out of his mouth, but he couldn't stop babbling. Couldn't stop just spewing embarrassing shit about his fear of being grounded.

Expecting you to laugh at him or even call the whole thing off, he felt his heart soar when you smiled warmly at him. Was that a blush on your face too?! Were you just as nervous as he was? But any hope of being on the same level was shattered when you took his hand and gave it a little squeeze, and so was any attempt at keeping the red off his cheeks.

"That's very sweet of you! I'll be ready around four, is that okay? You still have my address, right?"

Sweet. You said he was sweet. You were looking at him like he was the only boy on the planet and calling him sweet. If he wasn't sitting, he was sure his knees would have buckled from that alone.

"Y-yeah! Yeah, I do! Four works swell." Swell. Fucking swell, that's all he could come up with was swell. His lips quivered at his own mind screaming at him, but you didn't seem to mind. You never did.

"Awesome. Thanks Butters, text me~" You cooed, finding the blond in front of you to be the most adorable thing. That was when you delivered the final blow, you did the thing that made Butters sure you were trying to kill him. You leaned down and kissed him on his head. Giving his hand one last squeeze, you let go and made your way back to the girls who were giggling and grabbing at your arm.

Silence fell over the table as the guys looked over at Butters with awe. Kyle's hand loosened off of Cartman's collar and Stan felt his arms slack no longer needing to hold the two back from each other.

"Let's fucking gooooo!" Kenny exclaimed, wrapping his arm around Butters unable to contain his own joy for his friend. Shaking the blond back and forth, his laugh being muffled by the black mask over his face.

[puppyplayhouse]

Oh my dog.. i have finally been let out of my cage and let me just say, the way u write hybrid seungminnie is just DELICIOUS. Oh i need him🤞🏾

— 🍖

I need to challenge him for dominance (and lose) i need to take a bite out of him

Also hammy I MISSED YOOOOU

[house-of-tales]

once you're stripped clean, what's at your core?

Alhaitham: cauterizing rage

the house has burned around you, and you’re the only one left standing. is it gratifying to be the survivor? fear and anger are weapons in your capable hands, used only to serve your agenda of fighting back when deemed necessary. you're a powerful person, built from the ashes of your despair and your family's mistakes. with time, you'll bloom into someone softer, like the full blossoms that grow each spring and wither away with the leaves in fall. they won't disappear if you take your eyes off of them. you're enough.

—

Cyno: acerbic wit

you're a mentor — an old scarred wolf, an injured soldier, a disgraced paladin. your teachings read as shamelessly pretentious, speaking in rhymes and biting down hard into anyone stupid enough to make the wrong move. this isn't your first life, nor your second, nor your sixth — you'll make the most of your time shackled to this world, no matter how many loops it takes to get it right. with every defeat, you reincarnate; a little smarter, a little quicker, crueler and nastier. will you choose to be brutal, equalizing, that final strike in the face of your enemies? will you go soft, become tender and domesticated? the choice is yours. it's not like i can stop you.

—

Yoimiya: flightless bird

the thought of your found family is what motivates you in your own little world. you touch the clouds, and the soil gives way under your footprints... this is utopia. if you were to erase one thing, it would be your memory. experience is important, but ignorance is bliss. identity, in heaven, should give way to happiness. you'd give anything just to sit by the swings and eat ice cream, but this isn't that kind of world. you have to get up and wash the dirt off of your scraped knees. i think you have an escapism problem.

Tagged by: @nagareboshiko THANK YOOOOU

Tagging: Anyone that wants to do it, steal from me!

[thygoddessouijathicc]

The Cursed Lizard Dave Fic I have been wanting to make for awhile

(Disclaimer: Dave is a lizard man. Haha funni. I’m sorry for this. Truly.)

It was a normal ass day in Five Nights at Dayshift world, and Jack couldn’t wait to put on his iron maiden fursuit and entertain annoying childs.

This day was as per usual, ruined quickly.

Jack kicked down the door to the door to the Saferoom. “SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS MACARONI SO I TOOK A BITE OUT OF A TREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Jack loudly sings.

Orange Man KICKS DOWN DOOR, What Happens Next Will SHOCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Jack finds his “total BFF” hunched in the corner, and he gets a VERY bad feeling. He cautiously approaches the man, ready to dart at any moment.

He notices that Dave is eating live beetles out of a Let’s potato chip bag and proceeds to do a Wojak face. VINE BOOM

Jack starts to emit a sonic screech and explode.

Dave is canvas flipped to be facing his booooooyfriiiiiiiiend hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaahhahahaa

“Why hello there, Old Sport.” Dave says entirely normally as he continues to eat bugs.

Jack continues to grossly sob and vibrate.

“Are you ok Old Sport?”

“B-BUG EATERRRRRRR!” Jack yells.

“Oh sorry ):” Dave says “Did you want some I’m sorry for not offering.”

“And why u eating bugs?” Jack says while doing the laughing while crying emoji face.

“Bugs r tasty Old Sport :D” Dave says while default dancing at Jack.

Jack t poses to assert dominance and Dave a poses in order to show his submissiveness and breedability OwO

“Nu bugs are gross >:(“ Jack replies.

“HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Dave said calmly.

“Baka it’s not like I like you or anything!” Jack says, as he reads the script given to him by the fandom. He stares at us all in utter disappointment.

“I agree Old Sport, but we’re not arguing about if nuclear power is sustainable, we’re arguing about bugs.”

“FUCK BEES!” Jack says. “Also stop being disgusting you disgusting man thing.”

“That’s LIZARDIST! >:0” Davey yells and starts crying because his boyfriend is lizardist.

“Lmao cope.”

“:(((((((((((((((((“

“Ok fine I’ll stop being lizardist. That is mean and I respect my friends. And so should you kids! Remember boundaries are important!”

“Ok thanks Jacky-Wacky UwU” Dave says as he crawls up and down the walls. Jack ragdolls.

“You being a lizard is pretty based NGL.”

“OHMYGODDDD THANK U >v<“ Dave explodes and rotates. “CAN YOOOOU HELP MEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺”

“With what you sexy lizard fecker.” Jack says, biting his lip pornographically.

“My skin is shedding but the stuff on my hand won’t come offfffffff 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”

“Ok lol” Jack says, degloving Dave’s hand.

“Thank youuuuu Sportsyyyyyyyyyy” Dave says, as he hits the griddy.

“I want your lizard bussy ✌️😩” Jack says while flopping on the ground like a fish.

“UwU what’s this?” Dave says while the name of rom for you is death.

Davey eats a whole plate of spaghetti while vibrating.

Jack does a pirate jig.

Dave’s lizard frills flare up and he hisses.

What the fuck is going on here?

I’m the narrator and even I’m confused.

Dave glitches out and walks in the air for a minute.

“You know I’ve always been really into anthro lizards 🤪🤪🤪😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴💩💩💩👅👅👅🧶🧶🧶” Jack says as h livesey walks towards Dave.

“Really UwU?” Dave says in return as he is pinned against a wall.

The troglodyte mating ritual is a strange one.

Suddenly, everything explodes and everyone died they lived happily ever after the end.

(Note: Accurate depiction of being in the lizard Dave cult.)

[hunterlilith]

The Chronicles Of Lilith The Hunter: Saturday

I woke up to birds chirping outside my window. My body stiff, still aching from the day before. Stretching while still in bed, I winced as I was painfully reminded of the stab wound in my side. Cursing the wanderer who’d managed to tag me, during yesterday's work. I slowly rolled out of bed. Holding my side. Muttering to myself as I left the bedroom, I needed a shower. I’d been too tiered getting in yesterday, I had cleaned my wound and patched myself up before just sinking into bed. Leaving the worries for today, I had slept restlessly, dreaming. I was pretty sure I was running a fever, but it would have to wait. Striping off my undies, I turned the shower on colder than usual hoping it would bring my temperature down but also wake me up. I didn’t want to risk potentially fainting while being by myself so I took it slow, I could feel my side pinching as I slid down the shower wall until my tush rested on the bathroom floor and my back rested against the wall. Sighing heavily, as I started to unwind the bandage wrapped around my hip. The flesh was swollen, my skin bruised and torn. I knew that if it wasn’t for Lilith’s merging with me, the wound would be a lot worse. I was pretty sure the wanderer who stabbed me with its tail might be venomous. Another thing Lilith’s magic kept me fairly safe from, it wasn’t perfect though. I couldn’t heal myself, the life force must be given freely and I couldn’t give it to myself. I still healed faster then any other pure human, so I would just have to hang in there for a few days. I was pretty sure it wouldn’t scar. Washing my wound carefully first, wincing as the water and soap came into contact. I cursed as I rinsed it thoroughly, biting my lower lip to not spit more obscenities, drawing blood. And as the metallic taste hit my tongue I closed my eyes. -Just a few days.. Washing the rest of myself took longer than usual but when I was satisfied I was clean enough, I took one deep breath, standing up slowly. My legs slightly unsteady, as reached for my bath robe. Patting myself down, I went for my first aid kit. Zayne had stocked it up last time he was over. So finding what I needed was a lot easier. Reminding myself that I should let it air dry preferably first.

I walked out into the kitchen. Looking at the clock I had slept through most of the day, breakfast and lunch time long gone. Since the plan was to BBQ this weekend, I started pulling out everything I needed. Coming across the liquor cabinet. Sighing loudly, shaking my head. I gave into the temptation mixing myself a tropical drink with mango flavour as a base. It stinged when it hit my bitten lip, burning slightly as it hit my throat, spreading warmth through my chest. Knowing I should sip it slowly since I hadn’t eaten since the day before. Turning on my favourite play list, I started vibing and singing, feeling my mood improving with every word. -Now that I’ve found you stay and let me love you baby, let me love yoooou.

I started with marinating the meat. When I was done prepping the veggies too, half my glass was gone and I felt a pleasant buzz through out my body. Walking back into bathroom I patched myself up as good as I could. Looking in the mirror, I realised underwear was a no go it would just catch on the cold press and cause discomfort. Muttering to myself. -I guess commando it is.. Walking to the closet I found my favourite evening dress. The deep green dress playing well with my pale complexion and deep red hair,  Slipping it on, the slinky material caressing my curves, showing off my body and large parts of my legs, the slit hitting my upper thigh. Turning to the mirror once again, talking to myself. -Fake it to you make it, hon. Putting my hair into a loose braid, I did the minimal to my face. Saluting myself I went back into the bedroom picking up my phone. Battery was dead, I had no idea for how long. HQ would be worried. Xavier would be okey. The clock would tell him I was fine, as long as my vitals kept steady. Zayne would be furious with me for getting hurt and not seeking his help and Rafayel would be annoyed because I wasn’t picking up. Caleb, would worry eventually, praying he was busy flying still. Shaking my head, talking to myself. -Maybe I wont turn it for a while.. I can’t be asked to answer all the questions that inevitably will come. Taking it with me to charge in the kitchen next to me. Turning on my electric BBQ, I started cooking the meat and some of the vegetables. Leaving the rest of them to cook in the oven. Realizing I had finished my drink while cooking, I mixed another one before I sat down to eat my potato salad and pork.

Gasping for air, I grabbed my throat. Waiting for my eyes to adjust to the light. My table still set for Saturday night’s dinner. Just a nightmare I murmured to myself. My face felt stiff against the table. -Wait? Groaning as I sat up, my side aching and my body stiff. Seeing the green slinky material of my dress. -F’ck, f*ck , f*ck work is going to kill me and so are the boys. Rolling my eyes, I reached for my phone. -At least it’s fully charged. Getting up I went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth. And on the way out the door I grabbed a jacket, slinging it over me as I grabbed my keys. Slipping my feet into a pair of boots, I started my phone as I left my apartment. “Ding” sounding repeatedly in the corridor as I left..

TBC..

[Be nice, clean audio is always hard to record.. Also put in the song I was refering too. Hopefully one is enjoyable. As always english is NOT my mother tongue, so might be loads of f*cked up spelling]

[eorzeanflowers]

FFXIV WRITE 2023 Prompt 2: Bark

(Character: Tulip, Mai, Timeframe: Before the Seventh Umbral Calamity CW: Abuse, Bullying)

A young quiet Hyur drug a mop larger than her body to and fro in the dark depths of the ship. The gentle rocking of the midday sea made her job easier than normal, Mai using the movement to guide the mop for the most part. With a huff, she lifted it into the water bucket to continue her chore. Approaching footsteps caused her to scurry to the shadows, holding the mop as a lifeline in vain hope that they were not there for her.

A trio of pirates seemed to be making their way to the bunks at the back of the ship, animatedly talking to each other about the potential score the lookout had spotted on the horizon. One, a handsome Roegadyn man, stopped the group. He pointed to the dirty mop bucket in the middle of the berthing and with a loud guffaw. “Oi, boys. Little Mop is around!.” He and his group started to look in the shadows. 

“Coooome here Mop!” the Hyuran member of the trio called out in a sing-song tone of voice. “We’ve got something for yoooou.” Mai stiffened, trying to sink deeper into the shadows of a bunk. Her mop, her lifeline, started to slide with the shifting of the ship, and with a slight foot step forward, she knew her luck had run out. 

“Gotcha,” the Elezen woman picked up Mai by the back of her shirt, effortlessly lifting the young teen into the air. The gloating air surrounding this pirate was palpable to the incredibly nervous Mai. Mai’s heartbeat was deafening in her ears, she could barely make out what the soft-spoken pirate’s words to her companions.

Mai’s attention was quickly shifted to the Roegadyn’s voice as he grabbed her roughly around the chin, forcing her to look at him. “What’s this Mop? You left the bucket out again!” he heartily laughed, with a malicious smile he turned back to the terrified teenager. “You know what it means to obstruct my path, right Mop?” To punctuate his question, the Hyur delivered a swift jab to her stomach, causing her to curl up in pain, a gasp of air leaving her lungs far too rapidly. The Elezen dropped her to the deck boards, Mai crumpling to a raggedly breathing heap on the floor.

“It's almost no fun, you know Guldweitz.” the woman sneered in disdain on how easily Mai was taken down. 

Guldweitz nodded to his companion, “It is almost no fun at this point, you are right.” He picked up Mai by the chin once more. “She has no bark or bite anymore. I think we beat it out of her already.” Mai’s face was streaked with tears of pain as she feebly tried to sit up and move away from her tormentor. “But thankfully, I’m an easy man to please.” He casually said, as he punched Mai across the jaw, sending her tumbling across the deck into her bucket. Said bucket tipped over, spilling its dirty contents all over the deck boards. 

“Oops,” the Hyuran sniggered as he patted Gulweitz on the back. “Let’s get some rest, ya know? That big score is gonna need us!” The three then left laughing at the predicament Mai was now in.

Mai lay curled on the floor for a good long while, guttural sobs wracking her bruised face and body. One day… One day she would have that bark and bite Gulweitz said she didn’t have… And he would be the first to learn it.

[insomniakingdoom]

It's 1am time for dumb quotes

Moonie: -And so, since I was dead set on trying to fly without a broom, my parents had to fence the entire area so I stop trying to jump off the island! Zed: How are you even still alive? Ferra: Hey, maybe you weren't just running fast enough! Waldo: Please don't give the Alchemist ideas... Moonie: Moonie: IMMA BE RIGHT BACK Waldo: OH NO YOU DON'T

Moonie: If ice spirits weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of food???

Moonie: Hey Zed, quick question, what would happen if someone lick an emoshroom Zed: Well, that's a good question! So because of its biological structure it wo- Moonie: How long before I die? Zed: Zed sigh: I'm calling Ofelia

Moonie: Gaianna! I have a gift for yoooou ~ Gaianna: ... Why do you think I would want a pile of moss? Moonie: Moonie: Well ok, your loss

Moonie: HEY ROWAN Rowan: Aaah! Oh wow, don't sneak up on me like that Moonie: Do you want a pile of moss?? Rowan: Uh, sure? Moonie: you're a real one!! Rowan thinking: But what would I do with a pile of moss?

Quill: So, I've been noticing that some of my paint brushes were missing... Ferra: Oh weird! I have the same problems with some of my tools that just dissapeared Cleo: My library been looking emptier and emptier- Quill: That's weird, seems like about all the town have this issue Ferra: Yea, I've heard the same from Ossono and Ofelia too! Zed: Now that I think of it, I thiiiink I know where our stuff could be- Moonie: Hey guys, wanna see my dragon's hoard?

Waldo: You don't need to fight every spirits that you meet... Moonie: Violence is never an answer... It's a question, and the answer is YES Waldo: that's explains things.

Waldo: I'm gonna take a quick shower Moonie: Ouh, can I join? Waldo: Waldo: No. Moonie: Awh, why not? Waldo: You litterally tried to bite my ass last time

[acefaun]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🍾🍾🎂🎂🥳🥳🎈🎈🎈🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎀🎀🎀🎀🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

I wish you the best, sweetie!! Limitless love and happiness shall be yours💖💖💖💖

Say hi to lil Gemini for me😚😚

🥰 Thank yoooou! Today's already starting off very nice! I can't wait for my cookie cake!

Oddly enough, it's my birthday, but I have a present ready for you. 🤭 I'll be posting it as soon as Gemini calms down and stops switching between biting me and biting her new bone.

But while she was biting her bone, I said "GEMINI, MY TUMBLR WIFE SAYS HELLO!" And she just looked back at me so quickly. She loooooves attention a bit too much. 🤣

[mothduchess]

An awkward silence. I clam up, before speaking.

“Wait… you guys think I’m…?”

My dad shrugged, and begun to sign.

“Honestly we thought you being pale and not leaving the house in the day was because you were-“ followed by an emphatic hand limping, and then a shrug.

“What your father means is, we didn’t want to corner you. Being different can be terrifying.” Mom admitted.

I sat down in a chair nearby, and looked over. Within the TV screen was reflected their visages, and one umbral shape with long ears and wicked teeth. Signs in the reflection - “Look at me”.

“I know it’s not easy for you, but we’ll get through this. Can you tell us how?”

My hand reached to a sore spot on my neck.

“I don’t know… it’s pretty rough…”

“Oh honey!” She laughed, then began to knead her face with painted nails. “Everything in life is rough, especially these days. Wether it was vampire or werewolf or being gay, we’d always understand and support you.”

My eyes widened and I looked to dad.

“Cousin Henry.”

“Oooooh. That explains things…. She looks good in flannel.” The famous dad grin was his response. I smiled weakly, then looked down.

“I’m not sure I’m ready to tell the story…”

“Then take your time. But just for the record - are yoooou…?” The limp wrist again. I groan, then snicker.

“I- Pffft, I dunno! I guess I’ve got a lot on my table?… I might’ve been looking into vampire looks and-“

Dad began hitting the wall with his knuckles. Ba dadada, knock knock, ba dadada, stomp stomp, badadada badadada, badadada - clap clap. Mom giggled.

“Okay okay, yeah!” I admitted with a flush breaking across my deathly palor. “I didn’t realize I liked her look before last week.”

“Hun. *Hun*.” She looked knowingly.

“….Okay maybe I’ve always kind of had an eye for Morticia.”

Dad signed. “Could be both.” Elbow from mother.

“You guys seriously don’t mind? I thought you guys would hate having an undead son. I can’t get a normal job, and we already get flak, and now-“

For the first time since the bite, I felt truly warm. A warm embrace from them both. No words were needed. This was not the kind of gesture people without a heart would give. Even if it was for one whose heart lay still.

Teaching would come later. For now, dinner and an embrace post embrace.

“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”

[a-hell-of-a-time]

🌟 ― i love how you portray your muse(s) 🎀 ― i love your aesthetic / graphics 💯 ― your headcanon posts are always on point ✨ ― i love the way you write 💫 ― i enjoy writing with you 😊 ― i enjoy talking to you 💖 ― you seem like a genuinely nice person ☀️ ― your posts always bring me joy ❤️ ― you're one of my favorite blogs 🌺 ― simply admiring you from afar

legit all of teh aboves ! hehe

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑺𝒀𝑴𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺. : Accepting!

((YOOOOU-

Please come closer! I don't bite, prommy!

But seriously, thank you so much ;A; It makes me happy to see people enjoying my Andre, and my other muses as well ;u;))

[luxcruor]

ROMANTIC GESTURES : M: _ TOUYA / DABI .

holding hands (in public) · buying flowers · cooking · cuddles · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws · offering their jacket when it's cold · kissing in the rain · publicly confessing love · long walks at the beach · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photobooth · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their hand · slow dancing · getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other · introducing them to their parents (siblings first) · lighting candles · flower petals on bed · love letters · star gazing · brushing / doing their hair · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument / sport while gently guiding their hands · compliments · late night drives · taking selfies together · drawing them · self-made gifts · massages · proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favourite book to read · paying for dinner / coffee · mixtapes / playlists · surprise birthday parties · feeding them · handing them keys to their apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes · tucking a hair strand behind their ear · running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving · moving cities to be together · blowing a kiss · breakfast in bed · defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) · joint bubble baths · dropping the L-bomb ("i love you") · dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them · wearing their clothes · yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie · grant them the last bite (from meal)

tagged by : @webgreat ( thank yoooou ) tagging : you. steal it, do i t

[brittle-doughie]

Fanmade by MateQu on Comic Studio.

Why not continue the crazy lyrics, although this could to apply to any crazy cookie. If you’re familiar with FNF, then you’ll get a kick out of this.

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “After all of the wasted years. Need to get a taste of your fear, need a little taste of your jam! Then we could be finally be one! You’re everything that I ever wanted, just a single bite and I’m through! There’s no need to beg or bargain, because all I need is YOOOOU!”

I literally just started imagining White Lily Cookie singing the "Peaches" song from the Super Mario Movie but for Y/N 💀

White Lily Cookie: “Y/N Cookie, Y/N Cookie, Y/N Cookie, Y/N Cookie, Y/N Cookie (x2), I LOVE YOU, OH! Dark Enchantress, Timekeeper, and Longan Dragon Cookie too! A thousand cake monster troops couldn’t keep me from you, Y/N Cookie, at the end of the line I’LL MAKE YOU MINE, OH!

[anchoeritic]

idk if it's nighttime for you, but it surely is for me so sweet dreams, goodnight hope the bugs don't bite (is that how this one saying goes?? idk english is not my first language n im so drowsy rn meh) mwah mwah mwah <3

-💘

goodnight, my baby!! do sleep well & maybe dream of me..?? that’s the right saying (i think?? pls english isn’t my first language either but it LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT?) i love yoooou, sleep good <3