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olichat-reads · 2 years ago

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Imagine | ProHero!Bakugou x Villain!Reader #2

a/n: I felt like writing some insight to what i meant when i say you and bakugou working together is somehow worse than you two going against each other. Because, yes, its that bad haha.

she/her reader

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Imagine being tangled in wires and each other like cats in yarn, with you strapped to katsu's leg, trying to wiggle yourself free like a dying fish while reading the manual upside down for katsu who is frantically defusing a bomb with only his left hand because his right is stuck to your face.

"Why do we always end up like this?"

"20 years of friendship and i still have no fucking clue."

"Red wire or white?"

"Re- WAIT. WAIT. NO. WHITE."

"FUCK YOU. ARE TRYING TO GET US KILLED."

"BITCH YOU TRY READING FROM THIS ANGLE. NOW FLIP THE PAGE."

*sigh of god's most tortured soul*

"Y/n. I only have one hand free."

"Well good for you. I have none. Now. Flip- OW. OW KATSU MY HAIR. MY HAIRRR"

"STOP FUCKING SQUIRMING. I CAN'T REACH THE DAMN THING FROM HERE."

*3 minutes left on timer*

*incoherent screeching*

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Its usually why you rarely have anyone else on comms- because no one can stand you guys' stupid 😭.

"Red, are you hearing this psychopath??"

"Shitty hair, if you take her side I'm going to blast your ass into next thursday-"

"Don't threaten him into admitting you were right! You KNOW you're fucking NOT."

"YES, I FUCKING AM-"

"OH YEAH? LETS PUT IT OUT THERE THEN. SEE WHAT THE PUBLIC THINKS OF THE NUMBER ONE HERO DRINKING HIS COFFEE WITH HOT SAUCE-"

"ITS AN ACQUIRED TASTE-"

"ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING IS WHAT IT IS. RED TELL HIM-"

"..."

*red has left the call*

*pinky has come online*

"...HI GUYS PINKY HERE. Red had to um-"

"Pinky please tell this psycho that hot sauce in coffee is fUCKING-"

"Ohhhh its you two...... Yea, nope :D." *call disconnected*

"HAH."

"THAT WAS NOT A *YES* YOU FUCKING-"

But weirdly no one is ever too worried about you two fucking up on missions. You're both the best in the field. Feral, reckless and a little insane? Sure. But you get the job done.

A cross between lawful evil and chaotic evil.

"Can we just kill him?"

"No."

"...can i just kill him?"

"No."

"You've read the file! I'll be doing the world a favour by offing trash like him."

"This world has laws that you are binded to. And the law said fucking no."

"...please?"

"..."

"How am I supposed to live, laugh, love in this conditions?"

*big sigh*

"Fine. Mess him up. No killing. Death's too good for him."

":D!! I feel like I should be worried about the number one hero's morals but FUCK YEAH! VIOLENCE! >:D"

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You're also not against smacking the stupid out of your bestfriend, especially when he gets a little too reckless on the job. Injured or not. It never works but it makes you feel better at least.

"Please stop getting shot. It stresses me out."

"Oh well if you don't fucking like it- PUT THOSE HANDS AWAY I'M INJURED YOU HEARTLESS WENCH-"

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Its not just him tho. You're BOTH stupid. It goes both ways. ✨️ b a l a n c e ✨️

"Why are you like this."

"Idk, man. I think its the anxiety."

"The anx- BITCH YOU JUST JUMPED OUT A 12 STOREY BUILDING."

"DON'T YELL AT ME I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU I HAVE ANXIETY"

"'I haVe aNxiETy' she says, yeeting herself out the window because the elevator is 'sUS'."

"Small spaces makes me twitchy-"

"AND JUMPING OUT A FUCKING BUILDING DOESN'T??"

"( ; ω ; )"

"Fuck you."

"I deserve that."

"THE FUCK YOU DO-"

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I feel like as much as it seems like a bad idea for both parties involved, neither you can help that your work life bleeds into your regular life as well. And you both surprisingly manage it well around each other.

"Have you heard about that new hero??"

"You talking about that air brained newbie?"

"Oh my god, so he WAS dumb! I literally thought you guys were using him as bait!"

"We weren't. He's just fucking stupid."

"I almost felt bad knocking him out :("

"Nah, you're fine. In fact, you should've hit him harder. Maybe give him a concussion or hell a scar as a souvenir. Make sure the lesson fucking sticks."

"You are worryingly condoning of violence for the number one hero, Katsu."

"Bitch, have you met me?"

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Another thing that i thing could go awfully wrong is literally planning out your work plans together but you two are just??? So trusting of the other to never double cross you.

"Wait, what? Why the fuck would you do that?"

"Because thats the nearest and fastest exit to the train station. I can cut down on 10 whole minutes and i need that time to catch the train."

"But its the riskiest, you fucking dumbass. Look, you have four other exits WHY would you pick the one you KNOW the heroes would target?"

"Because MATHS SAID-"

"You know what just let me do it-"

"Katsu no-"

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You give each gray hairs but you both of you were ready to risk your neck for the other.

"Having you as my bestfriend is like having an emotionally unstable daughter that never listens."

"...but?"

"There's no buts. You give me migraines."

":("

Yeah. You love each other.

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a/n: hehe

#bakugou x reader #bakugou fluff #oliwrites

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whatthefishh · 2 years ago

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my last ask reminded me ab the thot i forgot ab lol:

facial hair

**I JUST READ YOUR REPLY AND YOU DON'T LIKE MUSTACHES???? 😭**

uhhh -- well, i write a lot of steven/miguel fics so i don't explore the facial hair aspect of oscar (even though he has the most iconic staches and beards out there) so let's discuss + lemme get you on the 'stache train with me:

Exhibit A: Llewyn Davis

this hot fucking mess has zero right to look this good. dude was literally on the verge of passing out and/or crying the whole movie. also his beard is way too well kept for him to be homeless.

tell me you wouldn't enjoy the beard burn he'd leave between your thighs or holding onto those cute curls eeee --

Exhibit B: Nathan Bateman

THIS BALD BITCH (ok -- peek at the vein in his arm...) literally doesn't need to be bald but he probably thinks he's too big-brained™️ for hair or something idk.

he could literally kiss me until my whole mouth area and chin turn red and i wouldn't care 😭. he'd probably be a dick and rub himself all over me just to irritate my skin (i'm sensitive) then tease me ab it after.

let's face it, dude would look magnificent eating ice cream (or dripping with heat as he lifts his face from my -----) uhhh ok next

Exhibit C: Blue Jones

yeah, he looks like a slut. i mean the porn stache really just staples the word "pimp" onto his forehead. he's definitely more into himself than anyone else and he looks like a class A pervert, but i'd still hit it tho 💀

NEXT!

Exhibit D: Duke Leto and Jonathan Levy

i put them together bc of their full beards and hair. both give off 'have a family but still ready to fuck' vibes, but jonathan is softer and domestic 🥺

look at those beards and how well they frame his lips, it's like he's FORCING you to look 🫠 AND THE GREEYING HAIRRR EEEEE I NEED

LAST ONE -> EXHIBIT EEEEE: THE FUCKING BEARD HE HAD DURING THE TF PRESS TOUR

"this is powerful"

"clean shaven 5 days ago" -- ok but why would he say that??? does he wants me to collapse??? does he want to be bitten???

i genuinely lost track of the reasoning behind this ask (i'm sleep deprived and deliriously screaming ab this man) idk if i like facial hair or if it's just irresistible on him...either way i wanna feel it everywhere 😵‍💫

Omg em!! I absolutely adore beards especially Oscar’s!!! It’s the moustache only look that I’m always eek about and yet I still pine after Blue Jones 😂😳

I need to watch Inside Llewyn Davis still, I know I’ve got some catching up to do but his beard does look ridiculously well kept for a homeless guy you’re right.

Nathan Batsman’s beard is something I’m a very open whore about yes to the carpet burnnnnnnn

Jonathan levy is the perfect example of just like… ‘Messy academic hot man that I want to make even more of a mess of’. That’s a type, right? Adore. Esp the greys!!!! I love the fucking greys!!! Father of my children!!!

The god damn TF interviews ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

He said that because he wants you to know that he knows exactly what he says and does to us.

Yes to facial hair especially on Oscar. Just the stache on other men get the fuck away from me 😂

#inbox 💌#em tag

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am3ricanj3sus · 3 months ago

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every tc i have had

okay this is like kinda chronological but also kinda not cause its when i noticed them not the grade they particularly teach.

edit: i lied this is chronological order.

mr. mh

okay starting with my first ever tc omg this is so crazy.

my 7th and 8th grade english teacher

he lowkey made me hate english ngl cause we wouldnt read like books books we read and analyzed a lot of articles lowkey pissed me off

one time he got mad at me cause he thought i had gum in my mouth but it was just wax for my braces that i started chewing on cause i didnt wanna spit it out cause it lowkey was minty

he just omg... okay my 8th grade ass should not have been thinking about him the way i was

like he wasnt tall by anymeans but he had like a husky build. like okay lumberjack. he wore so many fucking flannels omgggggg.

hes a millenial so like...harry potter nerd to the maxxxx. also like he has a freaking beard and ugh he made it work he was literally sooooooooooo.

i was shy back then so i didnt really talk to him but he was nice and like one time i fell asleep in his class on zoom and he like stayed in the call and when i woke up i was like SHITTTTTT. i think my mic was on when i did that but like whateverrrrr

hes the biggest nerd ever

okay next

mr.bell

okay second tc everrrr

my 7th grade math teacher OMG WHY WAS I SO YOUNG WTFFFF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS WHAT DID U DO TO MEeeeeeeeee.

okay so like i have always hated math but we did khan academy soooooo like made my life super easy i cheated ngl.

OMG HE ugly asf looking back why tf el sol let me like that. what evaaaaaaa

he was so skinny like bones and he was pale like okay jack skellington howd u get here tffff

OMG HE WAS SO TALL TO LIK 6'4 LIKE OKAY FUCKKKKKK

he was really nice to me bc i sucked at math sooo like yeah im goat

i wrote fan fiction about this guy im gonna kms

it was fire tho. no tf it wasnt

okay next i cant thinkn aboout him anymore

mr. dua

okay my freshman year english teacher....

i like never really said anything about him. idk maybe its just cause he was old and nice to me.

he always encouraged meeeee

i was his best student #sorrynotsorryteacherspetforever

he was like around maybe 6'1???? he was taller than me thats what matters!!!!

okay intermission was taken had to blow my nose

anyways he was just like... idk he was just giving father. like in a freaky way.

he wasnt ugly he actually was handsome even with that fuck ass lazy eye.

other than dat i didnt learn shit in that class

next!!!!

mr. fuck ass hoe

okay this mf i hate this mf i hated him when i took his class i hate him now.

I HATE CHEM!!!! AND HE DIDNT MAKE IT ANY FUCKING BETTER!!!!!!!!! MADE IT SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE IM GONNNAAAAAA.

he was like nerd tho. not hot but just smart that makes u attractive cause ur smart. he was tall too. and my fav baddie nationality which i wont say thats too much might as well tell u when he graduated (1998)

like he was so fucking smart that it made me angry and i wanted to hate fuck him.

AND HE IS A SHIT TEACHER? TFFFF like hes so smart that like you have to go up to him and ask him to dumb it down and he'll be like "i dont get what you dont get"

also like oh boy oh boy this school year with him im soo angerrrrrrrrr. but whatever u a bitch.

iid still fuck him tho dont get me wrong.

NEXT!!!!!

mr. not so professional

well. wow another english teacher shocker woowww.

he was a shit teacher i learned nothing he was just hot.

like the only good part about that class was to kill a mockingbird and like other than that like what were we doing.

i mean it was his first (and last) year at our school soooo...

but he was hella baddie. kinda short but well built and like had greatttt hairrr.

one time he showed up to class with like a hickey on his neck and its was kinda like... oh wow okay freak...get freaky with me

i dont really know where he is now? probably teaching somewhere else who knows idc.

WHOS NEXT!!!

mr. c

oi oi oi... the man that started this blog... my baby daddy...my pookie... my baseball player...

okay but like ive never even had his class tf.

honestly i dont even rember how this one started. like one day i just noticed him around campus and was like OOOOOO THATS ONE.

like i think its simply cause he a man. and older than me. and has a job. and like it hot.

hes really nice tho hes such a cutie. like he hasnt done anything wrong yet... lets keep it that way...

i can count on one hand how many times ive talked to him this is humiliating

one time he said he liked my sweater i mean it was like my halloween costume and like i mean yeahhh it was intentionally picked out with him in mind so... yeah.... MY PLAN WORKED!!!

hes just llike sooo. hes tall but not too tall. hes like built but not like shredded gym rat like soft and defined enough. his hair eh... idk what he does like i think he has curls but like he keeps them super jelled it makes me mad. he has facial hair like okay lets turn it from black to ginger alrighttt ahhhhh tongue sticking out emoji. that was freaky guys wait

over all hes just great. a great charismatic guy. a great charismatic older than me and like kinda awkward guy

honorable mentions:

mr rah rah

mr gym rat

okay thats all dont rat me out.

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deexchanel · 4 years ago

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Vacation

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Pairing: Avengers x BlackFem!Reader

Warning: Swearing, A tipsy reader, Fluff maybe?

Summary: the avengers finally have a break off from avenging the world. The first place they go for vacation? Maui Hawaii.

A/N: You guys liking my content means a lot💜💜. when writing one-shots why don't people put oufits? i wanna see wtf i be wearing since im y/n!😂 I got some long faux locs in my hairrr sooo ykk i had to put it in here🙂

Y/N stood in the kitchen pouring coconut rum into a drink that she found a recipe for on google. It was called a mermaid cocktail and it looked like something she could get away with, without any of her family members saying something. "I'm so ready to drink this, it looks so good." She mumbled stirring the rum mixture.

She is 23 years old but the team still treats her like a little kid. As of right now, everyone was taking a nap from their huge lunch. All those missions they work was eventually stressing them out so Y/N took it upon herself to plan a vacation for them. She rented out a huge beach house for them. Best idea everr!!

Seeing the smiles on their face made her feel so content with her main priorities being happy. "What are you making?" Loki's voice said from behind her. Y/N gave him a big toothy grin. "Oh, nothingggg!"

"You're up to no good, I know you are." Loki raised an eyebrow at her turquoise-looking drink. "I'm not going to even ask." He sat down at the island, shaking his head. Y/N could feel something was off with him. She put the pitcher in the refrigerator, then sat beside him in the chair.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm thinking Y/N."

"About? We're on vacation Loki, we can think when we're back at the tower doing boring missions." Y/N stared at his jet black hair, having the urge to run her fingers through it.

"No, you can't touch my hair." Loki knew exactly what she was thinking. Y/N pout her bottom lip, squinting her eyes. "That's not what I was going to do. Anyway, what are you thinking about?"

"I feel out of place. I just know they are still mad with me from the events of New York." Loki buries his face in his hands. "I want to go back to Asgard, I know they'll rather want me there than here."

Y/N removed his hands."What makes you think that Loki? If none of wanted you here then I wouldn't have told you about this trip. " She giggled making him let a small smile creep on his face. "You're right where you belong and if anyone isn't happy about you being here then just know that Thor and I are ecstatic to have you here. I'm glad you came, means a lot to me."

"Means a lot to know that you want me here Y/N." Loki's small smile went to a big one. Y/N slowly moved her hand to his hair. He watched her slow movement in amusement "No Y/N." She huff playfully giving up.

"Fine, I'll try another time but I'm happy that I made you smile. You're way easier than Bucky's serious ass. Now that's out the way, it's hot girl summer so no sadness from no oneee!!" Y/N exaggerated getting out of the chair going back over to the refrigerator. She pulled out that now cold pitcher, chugging down the concoction.

"Did I hear Y/N say something about a hot girl summer?" Steve rubbed his eyes while he walked downstairs. Y/N rubbed her mouth from the leftover drink on her lips. Steve furrowed his eyebrows at the now half-empty pitcher. "What's that?"

"Nothing! Don't even stick your nose in it." Y/N put the pitcher back. Steve looked at Loki who just shrugged his shoulders with confusion still written on his face. Y/N placed a rushed kiss on their cheek so they wouldn't smell the amount of alcohol she just consumed. "I'm going to get ready so we can go to the beach. Steve wake everyone up for me please so we can leave in the next 30 minutes."

"Okay Y/N," Steve replied ready to question her but she was already up the stairs. 20 minutes later Y/N had music blasting from the speakers while she ready. From that consumption of alcohol, it kicked in about 10 minutes after she got ready. She was only tipsy, maybe. Y/N couldn't focus because she kept giggling at everything.

"Damn why is everything so funny!" Y/N said getting mad at herself. Her long black faux locs flowed down her back after she struggled to place them in a high ponytail. Meaning she broke 3 hair ties and gave the hell up.

"Y/N we're waiting on you!" Tony yelled up the stairs but Y/N waved him off. She grabbed her purse, pausing the music. Tripping over her feet a bit, she made her way downstairs. Bucky caught a glimpse and instantly spoke up.

"Oh hell no Y/N. Go change."

She waved him off too, purposely ignoring him. "I'm readyyyy". Tony crossed his arms over his chest.

"Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Barnes. Y/N that isn't a swimsuit, that's two pieces of cloths."

Thor smiled, "I like it Y/N and since I like it, we can leave." He picked up a beach chair but everyone yelled no in protest except Natasha. Thor rolled his eyes sitting the chair down. Loki moved her hair aside, closing the white and blue shirt that she wore.

"Now you need a hair thingy to keep it close."Y/N smacked his hand away lightly, going over to the kitchen to find some chips. "Y/N why aren't you saying anything?" Bucky followed still upset about her outfit.

"Her outfit is fine guys. Let's go because you guys are over exaggerating." Natasha placed her shades on her face. "I got your back Y/N!"

"It's not fine, she's showing too much," Steve said being overprotective. Still not phased, Y/N nodded her head from the kitchen. " That's why you my bitch, thank you!" Everyone was shocked by her choice of words. Bucky grabbed her waist.

"Y/N are you drunk?"

Y/N giggled,"A lady never drinks, she sipssss." She dragged out the s, kissing his nose. Bucky pressed his lips together, getting his answer.

"Guys she's drunk!"

Groans went around the room. Steve was in realization,"Ohhh so that was what she was drinking when I came downstairs earlier."

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"And it's hard to keep my cool

When other bitches tryna get with my dude and

When other chickens tryna get in my coop

'Cause you're a one in a million

There ain't no man like you"

Y/N belt out the lyrics to Streets for the 13th time while Bucky held her in his arms while they were in the ocean. They had been at the beach for 30 minutes, and a biker went by playing that song in her speakers. Y/N haven't let go of the song since.

"Y/N if you sing the same lyrics one more time, I swear I'm going to drop you." Bucky scolded while she gripped his shoulder tighter. Y/N placed her head on his chest, the sun was getting rid of her drunkness. She was tired since she didn't take a nap like everyone else plus Bucky's heartbeat and the sound of the oceans was calming her down. "Sorry! It's stuck in my mind."

Steve, Tony, Loki, and Thor played on the beach with water guns. Natasha laid in the sun, getting a tan. Per Y/N's request, Bucky was in the water holding Y/N close. She was surprised that he even agreed to it.

"Bucky?"

"Yes Y/N?"

"I'm tired."

"I figured, let's get you out the water." Bucky turned around to walk back to the shore. Y/N just snuggled more to his chest. "Bucky?"

Bucky’s voice held slight annoyance, thinking she was playing."What is it Y/N?"

"I'm glad you came on this trip, I know this past year had been so hard on you and I thought this trip would help ease your mind. Plus I got to know you better, that’s a bonus.”

“Yeah at first, I didn’t want to come but I couldn’t turn down seeing you in a bikini.” Bucky laughed making Y/N laugh as well hitting his chest lightly. “Bucky!”

“What? I’m being honest. I just rather for only my eyes to see.”

“You’re such a flirt.”

“You going to have to get used to it. But for real though, this trip made me not think about things that's been haunting my mind. Coming on here was the best idea.”

“I’m glad I could help with that.” She tapped his shoulder for him to stop. He placed Y/N on her feet. “I’ve come up with the best plan though.”

Bucky narrowed his eyes, “What’s the plan?”

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Y/N made herself sink underwater. Bucky waited a couple seconds before putting on his best acting voice. “Guys! Guys! Y/N she’s drowning!” Natasha stood at the shore, looking out at the water in concern. The team wasted no time running in the water.

“What?!?”

“What happened??!?”

“Oh god, Y/N?!”

“Shit!”

Steve was Y/N's victim, he hunched over in her area of the water. Bucky pulled at the ends of his hair keeping the act going. “She was doing alright until I couldn’t hear her anymore.” Y/N lurched up grabbing Steve by the neck, pulling him in the water.

Bucky's face of distress turned into humor. “Steve she got you good!” Both Y/N and Steve appeared out of the water. Y/N was laughing so hard she was clutching her stomach. Loki found it amusing while Tony, Steve, and Thor didn’t.

“That was a good one Y/N.”

“Don’t listen to Loki Y/N. You had us worried!”Thor huffed and Steve nodded his head in agreement.

“Yeah! I thought something really happened to you.”

“I’m sorry guys.” Y/N snorted trying to contain her laughter. “It’s not my fault, it’s Bucky. He came up with the idea. You guys should’ve seen Steve’s face when I came out of the water.”

Steve mocked her laugh, “Ha Ha Ha. It’s not funny.” Bucky held his hand in defense trying not to laugh as well. “It’s not mine! This was all her idea.”

“Capsicle is right, it’s not funny. Don’t scare me like that again.” Tony scolded her, he held out his arms. “Now come give me a hug so I can feel better.” Y/N gave him a hug, that humorous smile not leaving her face. When she tried to pull away, Tony held a grip. She realized.

“TONY!”

He laughed leaning forward and they both fell in the water. Soon it turned into a big splashing war between everyone, they were having so much fun.

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At 7:28 p.m. both Y/N and Bucky walked back to the beach for dinner. The restaurant they chose for tonight’s dinner was there. Since Y/N is over the planning for the vacation and Bucky is attached to her hip, they were at dinner first.

“I know the wait is going to be minute so sit down while I talk to the hostess.” She reassured him. Bucky looked at her kind of worried because he wasn’t comfortable with crowds yet. She squeezed his hand, “You’re okay.”

Bucky nodded his head reluctantly. Y/N walked off to make sure this restaurant gave them a private table away from the crowd, preferably on the beach. After about 10 minutes of talking, something just told her to turn around. It was some woman that looked around Y/N’s age steadily talking to Bucky even though he looked so uncomfortable.

“Hold on one sec.” Y/N held a finger-walking away, not even waiting on the hostess's response. Y/N quiet appearance kinda scared them both. “Excuse me. Hi!”

The woman looked at Y/N with attitude. “Um, why are you speaking to me?”

Y/N took a deep breath to calm down. “ I’m speaking to you because you’re talking to my boyfriend and you obviously see him uncomfortable.” It was for the sake of the moment. Bucky and Y/N aren’t together, just a few flirts here and there. But since Y/N knew this bitch couldn’t take a hint she said, boyfriend.

“You might have him confused for”

Y/N cut her off, “No I don’t have him confused for no one. That’s my boyfriend so get your desperate ass out of his face before I embarrass you in front of everyone. We don’t want that do we? Now walk away miss.”

The woman turned her nose up walking away without saying another word. Once she was out of sight, Bucky visibly relaxed. “Thank you so much Y/N. She wouldn’t stop talking and my a-anxiety was getting bad because I didn’t know her and...” He shook his leg. Y/N sat beside him giving him a hug.

“Hey hey calm down, it’s okay now. I could see she made you uncomfortable. I wasn’t going to stand there and let her continue to do that.”

“Thank you Y/N.”

“Anything for you Bucky.” Y/N kissed his forehead then she stood up, holding out her hand. “Now let’s go get this table because I did cut the hostess off coming to help you.”

Bucky laughed grabbing her hand. As they walked back over to the stand, realization hit Bucky. He smirked.

“So I’m your boyfriend now?”

Y/N rolled her eyes playfully, “No Bucky, it was in the heat of the moment.”

“What if I was to ask you out?”

“In your dreams Bucky.”

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This took longer to write then what it supposed to be.

Hope you guys like it 🥰, I was trying to include a Loki moment because I’m starting to like him more.

Stay slutty my friendsss!

#marvel #bucky barnes fluff #captain america #bucky barnes #bucky imagine #bucky fanfic #steve rogers fanfiction #bucky barnes one shot #bucky x poc!reader #bucky barnes x black!reader #loki (marvel)#loki laufeyson #natasha romanoff #loki x black!reader #thor x black!reader #tony stark x black!reader #steve rogers x poc!reader #loki x you

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twopoppies · 4 years ago

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I saw him sitting down at his table with the purse on there and I thought, “Oh, has he brought a female friend? That’s really sweet!” BUT NO THIS BITCH— ahagsg I don’t know why I assumed it wasn’t his, I should’ve known 🙄

Tonight’s look was really good, though! I loved his suit and his hairrr!! Oh my goodness, Gina, his hair!

He looks terrific. I just... *clenches fist* love him so much. That suit is some A+ tailoring. He looks great. Love the accessories. The beaded mask! The purse! The sneakers!

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tmmimii · 3 years ago

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did my eyes light up as soon i seen the notif? YUP

but i can rly tell u put loads of effort into this it’s so so detailed n well written i love love loveee!!

but this has me all soft n mushyyy

but petition to whoop the breaks off the lil boy who cute our daughters hairrr??? bun tht lil bitch frlll

n gojos son being a fashionable cry bby :))) i love itttt

Starring JJK Men As Dads and Their children🌸 The Headcanons and Scenarios

Rated PG-13

Fluff

Dictionary🌸 D/N is for Daughter Name🌸 S/N is for Son name🌸 Y/N is for Your Name

No pronouns in this Bih

Author Note💖 I Hope y’all enjoy these, I love all of y’all and the appreciation is real babes💖

Askbox always Open

Masterlist

Gojo Satoru

The Headcanons

✿ The best dressed one year old is your son who looks just like his daddy

✿ Those eyes and Fluffy white hair leave zero doubt to who your son’s father is

✿ Gojo keeps your son spoiled with the freshest Baby timbs and jordans to Disneyland tickets

✿ Your son can barely walk but his shoe collection is something adults is envious of

✿ Gojo and your son’s outfits always match even down to the matching chains and Glasses

✿ Gojo is a such a proud father of his two sons Megumi and S/N

✿ Megumi spends a lot of time babysitting for y’all and he’s good with S/N?? He’s a baby whisperer

✿ Gojo Has the hardest time going on missions now, He’s a family man and he want to be around for everything

✿ It breaks his heart when he has to go out for long missions because he misses y'all so much

✿ So he always brings backs gifts for y’all

✿ Wants you to record everything y’all son do because he would hate to miss a milestone

✿ How many times have you walked into Gojo Trying to encourage your Son to walk to him? You’ve actually lost count

✿ Your son is Actually Happy Not walking or talking for his old man, Gojo see how it is now

✿ You just gotta remind him that it’s not that deep and that S/N is a baby

The Scenario

❀ Your man has been on a mission for three long weeks, S/N and you were missing him badly

❀ All the FaceTiming wasn’t doing a damn thing, S/N has become restless without his daddy around

❀ This was the longest Satoru had been away from your son since he had been born and it’s taking its toll on everyone

❀ Even ending FaceTime with Satoru has become a heartbreaking event, S/N wail loudly as soon as his daddy goes of the screen

❀ Satoru hates being away like this and he wants to come back home but he has his duties

❀ Satoru himself cries whenever you tell him about how hard S/N is taking him being away

❀ You didn’t know when he would come back and there is always that worry of if something happens and he won’t be able to return that brings tears to your eyes

❀ This morning you woken to the cries of S/N You knew it was because he was hungry so you scooped him out of his crib and placed him into his high chair

❀ As you prepared his breakfast he had calmed down, his curious eyes following your movements

❀ You fed your son and placed him in his playpen so you could begin preparing yourself something it

❀ While you was cooking you heard a knock on the door, it was odd to get visitors this early but you walked over to see who it was

❀ Looking through the peephole you saw familiar white hair, “Satoru” you softly said as you opened the door

❀ You automatically wrapped him in a embrace the moment his body was near yours

Satoru: Hello My love, I missed this…. I missed you! Now where our little guy

❀ As you both walked to the playpen S/N let out a Loud “DADA” stopping both of you in your tracks

Satoru: Did he just….. Wow my little man can talk and it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve heard in a long time

❀ Satoru picked S/N up to snuggle him, you swear you could see tears in his eyes

“Welcome Home Baby” you whispered as you wrapped your arms around Satoru and joined in the snuggling of your son

Nanami Kento

The Headcanons

✿ Your almost two years old daughter is a Daddy’s girl through and through

✿ For the longest of times she wouldn’t fall asleep without Nanami being on FaceTime to her sang her a lullaby when he's working late (Which he rarely does now)

✿ She can tell when his car pulls up when he comes home in the evening and she excitedly waddles to him as soon as he walks through the door

✿ If he has paperwork? He’s giving her a piece of blank paper to “fill out like dada”

✿ She loves her father and He loves her

✿ She’s so well manner for a toddler and you can only thank the fact that she's picking up Nanami proper mannerisms

✿ Nanami always make sure to match his tie to what she's wearing when they go out

✿ She joins Him in the morning when he’s getting for work, He always spray some of the cologne he’s wearing on her because she loves smelling like her Daddy

✿ If He’s Shaving, He’s putting Some Shaving cream on the tip of her nose

✿ He makes her a small breakfast so they can eat together before placing her in the bed with you

✿ He takes his time doing D/N hair, He can do elaborate styles so effortlessly without hurting her tender head

✿ Going out is always a event because the y’all always looking so clean and perfect; locals call y’all the catalog family because y’all look straight out of one

✿ When he’s baking something sweet he always slip a little something to his princess

✿ There is a lot of warmth and love in your household mixed with the beautiful sounds of a happy child

The Scenario

❀ Your house was quiet, You had been out running errands and had just come home to a oddly quiet home

❀ D/N toys had all been put away and from the smell of it, your darling husband had cooked dinner

❀ Walking softly around you took in your surroundings, It had been Nanami’s only day off but he managed to tidy up the place too; The man was so giving and perfect

❀ As you walked into the living room your eyes automatically laid upon the sleeping forms of Nanami and D/N on the couch, A book had been put to the side and this told you all you needed to know

❀ “They must’ve fell asleep while he was reading to her” you thought as you grabbed a warm blanket to put around them

❀ As the blanket touched them, Nanami woke up. His beautiful eyes stared at you with love

❀ D/N wasted no time stirring awake, it was like she could sense her father wasn’t sleeping anymore

❀ She got off the couch to hug your leg while Nanami asked you how long you had been home?? After you answered his question he spoke these words

❀ Nanami: Dinner is ready but if two want we can finish this book together???

❀ As your daughter hopped back on the couch and Nanami adjusted his glasses, how could you say no to a before dinner story and family cuddle??

❀ You sat with Nanami’s arms around you while cuddled your precious baby as Nanami read from the book

❀ You felt nothing but love radiating and you wished this moment could last forever

Geto Suguru

The Headcanon

✿ Never in a million years did man ever think he’ll be a father

✿ But now he’s sitting here holding a newborn baby.. His Newborn baby that you gave life to

✿ He was nonchalant for the whole pregnancy, In a delightful daze and Over the moon at the same time even if he didn’t show it

✿ And now he’s holding his son, A strong little boy who put you through 18 hours of pain but he was worth it to you

✿ You both had come up with a name for your son, one that would be fitting for royalty and show the world that he is worthy to be here.

✿ Geto S/N, He’s just a mere baby now but one day he’ll be among the greats but now his father is tearing up over him

✿ Suguru was shocked but pleased, how could a monster like him have such a precious beautiful child as his own?

✿ He kissed his son chubby cheek and studied him like he was going to disappear

✿ S/N had yet to open his little eyes but Geto can wait

✿ His black hair peeked from under his little hat and the boy had a lot of it

✿ Suguru Swears on his soul no harm will ever come to this child

The scenario

❀ It Had been four days since S/N and you had been home

❀ Suguru busted his ass making sure you was comfortable and Attending to S/N needs

❀ The baby wasn’t fussy and was calm for a newborn even though he went through four boxes of diapers already

❀ Suguru had woken up to feed S/N, as he tied up his hair he walked into the kitchen to prepare a bottle; This was a routine he had come to love

❀ He walked into the nursery where S/N laid, Suguru took a moment to burn into his memory how precious S/N looked sleeping so cutely

❀ As he gently walked to the cradle he softly whispered to your son

Suguru: Are you Hungry angel?? Don’t worry daddy here with your bottle

❀ Soon as Suguru held y’all son his little eyes opened up to stare back at his father

Needless to say Suguru was happily surprised, his son has eyes that looked just like his…..S/N is beautiful

❀ He woke you up just for you to see how beautiful S/N eyes were

❀ As you held your precious Baby Boy who was taking in his surroundings for the first time, Suguru took a picture of you two

❀ You swear that night both of y’all fell asleep with smiles on y’all faces

❀ The Proud parents of a Healthy beautiful boy

Fushiguro Toji

The Headcanons

✿ Toji and Y’all three years old daughter is menaces

✿ Mans literally teaching your daughter how to count and do math by playing blackjack with her and she’s a prodigy

✿ One of her bad habits is trying to gamble with other children at the playground and winning their toys from them

✿ Y/N: where did she get that toy from???

✿ Toji: She won it

✿ Y/N: :/

✿ She loves for Toji to carry her around and when she’s in her daddy’s arms she braids his hair on one side

✿ Your daughter joins Toji for his workouts and giggles when he lifts her over his head or do push ups with her on his back

✿ Btw Toji has master the texture of her hair, those long fingers sure know how to braid, twist and fluff up his baby’s hair

✿ She hates when Toji leaves and it’s a heartbreaking experience for everyone

✿ If she see him with his bags packed she’s crying her eyes out so Toji usually leaves at night when she’s asleep

✿ When Toji is gone Your daughter can only fall asleep when she’s sleeping on his side of the bed because she misses her daddy so much

✿ So He never goes on “business trips” that last over three days and almost all his spending money goes towards clothes & Toys

✿ She’s the main reason Toji heart has grown softer and he doesn’t hide it

✿ He even spend time and send gifts to Megumi, He’s trying his best to have a better relationship with his son

✿ Talking about Megumi…. D\N loves her big brother, from the moment he walks in till he leaves she’s right by side him

✿ She call Megumi “Gummi” and it’s so adorable

The Scenario

❀ You knew Megumi would be visiting Today so you decided to pick up some groceries

❀ The young Fushiguro male often brings his appetite when it comes to any of the food you cook and you hadn’t done the grocery shopping for this week yet so it wouldn’t hurt to pick up the ingredients you need

❀ Kissing Toji goodbye and snuggling D/N one last time before heading out you checked over the list as you grabbed your keys making sure you had everything you need on it

❀ Little did you know as you headed to the nearest grocery store Megumi would arrive early at your door

❀ As soon as he walked through the door his little sister held onto his leg with all her might “Gummi’ she said happily as their father tried to ask him about his day and lessons

❀ D/N was lifted up by her older brother as he talked with Toji about all the things he learned that day while she played in his hair

❀ Megumi noticed you wasn’t there and he asked Toji about your whereabouts after Toji answered his question, He begin to play with his baby sister who was more excited than usual

❀ She showed him her new tea set before asking her daddy to join her Tea party, Megumi sat down across from his sister watching her as she brewed and prepared the imaginary tea

❀ The two Fushiguro’s males became engulfed in the imaginary world of D/N

❀ From her tea shop to her hair salon, their attention was 100% hers; so much that Toji nearly didn’t hear you come in.. Nearly

❀ What you walked into was Megumi and Toji drinking imaginary tea with their hair covered in hair ties, D/N was so proud of herself

❀ D/N: Gummi and Daddy are so pretty!!

❀ As you took their picture: Yes Baby they’re

❀ Your daughter has two Fushiguro’s who would die for her

Ryomen Sukuna

The Headcanons

✿ Your five years old daughter is just the smaller more adorable version of Sukuna

✿ With Scarlet eyes and head full of unruly hair the same colour as her father’s; she has your face and a mixture of the two of y’all skin tones

✿ She is a rambunctious child with more energy than you know what do with but her daddy can easily keep up with the young half curse

✿ Sukuna could be threatening someone and D/N would be climbing him to sit on his shoulders or swinging off his arms; Sukuna wish a fool would say something about his princess behavior

✿ For a Kindergartener your daughter already has immense strength and intelligence that other children can’t compete with but she is a sweetheart that would never hurt a fly

✿ Her aura alone makes lesser curses back the fuck up

✿ She can easily tell Sukuna and Yuuji apart (She calls Yuuji Soft Papa and it’s really cute) She has never questioned why Yuuji take her out in public but when she’s home she see Sukuna more; She knows Her father is a King and Soft papa is his disguise just like in the fairytales!

✿ Sukuna is a doting father who has a hard time saying no to your daughter, especially when it comes to sweets

✿ It’s not uncommon to find Sukuna Gently coaching her through her training, He wants her to be able to protect herself from curses and Humans alike

✿ If there is one thing he has never been able to Defeat in the hundreds of years he's been alive it’s her hair, Sukuna is amazed when you do her hair so effortlessly but he struggles with even gathering her hair for a ponytail.. Wtf??

✿ She paints Her Father long “Pretty Nails” for him and Sukuna always compliment the job she do; She even got Yuuji Walking around with bright pink nails

✿ It’s hard for the King of Curses to Watch his princess go to Kindergarten because he misses her so

The Scenario

❀ After Yuuji dropped off D/N, Sukuna mood was sour like usual when he see his princess go into that building with all those untrained Germy brats

❀ Sukuna was worried sick and he was for once content that he didn’t have control of the vessel; he’s worried sick.

❀ To make it worse you’re out running errands and he can’t consume his time with you

❀ This was D/N third day at Kindergarten, Yuuji was pissing him off with how calm he is; How the fuck can you be calm?? You left my baby with all those untrained Animals_ Sukuna, The King of curses circa 2022

❀ The Hours flew for Yuuji who worked at home but for poor Sukuna the seconds tick by

❀ Yuuji work was disturbed when the phone rang, the caller? D/N Kindergarten

❀ As Soon as Sukuna heard that his princess had a incident with a bully, he took full control of Yuuji body

❀ Sukuna is not above beating a five years old ass but the most important thing is getting to his princess

❀ He ran to her. He ran. He made it there in record time. As he walked in the ❀ Kindergarten his eyes Automatically went to D/N sitting on the bench; Her face was tear stained, Her long pigtails that you took hours to do had clearly been pulled and one had been cut.

❀ As soon as her eyes met her father’s she ran into his arms crying

❀ D/N: DADDY HE CUT MY HAIR!!

❀ Sukuna placed her back on the bench as he walked in to talk to the headmaster, cause he’s ready to demolish this building

❀ They had already sent the boy home but nothing they say could make Sukuna calm down, He’s trembling. How could they let the monster who did this to his peaceful angel go

❀ The only thing that stopped Sukuna from going full blown ape was the fact that he didn’t want to do it in front of his baby, for the first time ever he walked out and stayed as calm as he possibly could

❀ He carried D/N all the way home and made her the biggest sundae to ever been made

❀ When you got home, you both came to the agreement that she would be homeschooled until she's ready to go back.. if ever

❀ Needless to say the school paid for her hair to get fixed and her pain & suffering; that's the only way they got rid of the threat of the King of curses

Yuuji Itadori

The Headcanons

✿ Your Three years son is the sweetest lil boy (he inherited it from his Daddy)

He looks just like Yuuji but he has your lips

✿ You are his favorite and he’ll bend over backwards to make you smile

✿ He loves his daddy a lot too But he’s often seen following you around and holding on to your leg

✿ He Helps both of you with your tasks (As much as a three years old can) he loves to feel like he helping his parents out

✿ Yuuji is an amazing father, He’s so soft and tender with the parenting of your son

✿ Coming home from work just to see his two favorite humans always make his life better

✿ Even Sukuna is calm to your son and tries his best not to scare the little boy while barking out commands to poor Yuuji

✿ Sukuna: Brat, S/N Looks like he might need to carried! Pick him up now!

✿ Sukuna`s the reason your son will become spoiled rotten at this rate

✿ Yuuji Favorite activity with is reading to S/N before bed, you have recorded many ✿ videos of Yuuji doing funny voices to add to the story and it’s really cute

✿ Going to the park and watching Yuuji play with S/N is also very very cute but nothing beats them gardening together

✿ Watching S/N help Yuuji in the your small garden is a blessing itself

✿ His small gloved hands holding a giant tomato as his papa congratulations him for finding the ripest biggest tomato can take your breath away

The Scenario

❀ As you laid in bed Sleeping in late

❀ Your darling Lover was with y’all Son trying prepare a surprise for you outside

❀ Yuuji and S/N was picking your favorite wildflowers trying to make you a beautiful bouquets

❀ As S/N walked behind Yuuji he grabbed a hold to his papa shirt while asking questions about the flowers they were picking

❀ S/N softly: Papa why are they wild? They don’t bite

❀ Yuuji laughed at his son question while answering him about wildflowers and why they call them wild

❀ The Sereness Even had Sukuna Quiet and Listening to the interaction between Father & son

❀ After they was done with your bouquet, S/N suggested they make a flower crown “just like you showed him”

❀ As they sat on the Ground together making flowers crowns, they didn’t know you were watching them the whole time

❀ As you walked through the garden to where your sweetheart sat you couldn’t help but smile at how adorable and precious they were being

❀ Y/N: it wouldn’t be Fair to my King and Prince if I didn’t make them flower crowns Too!

❀ Your morning was filled with beautiful flowers and the gorgeous calm moment between your small family and you

Fushiguro Megumi

The Headcanons

✿ Megumi’s and Your Son maybe the most laidback kindergartener you’ve ever met

✿ He doesn’t throw tantrums and he hardly ever lie

✿ He just sit back and observe before adding into any situation

✿ S/N looks just like Megumi but he has your hair

✿ Your son has calmed Megumi down a lot since he’s been born

✿ Megumi is a patient loving father to S/N

✿ S/N swears he wants to be just like his daddy when he gets bigger

✿ Every morning Megumi reads the newspaper to S/N while they both sip on something warm

✿ S/N is Megumi Shadow, He will follow his daddy everywhere and back

✿ It’s so cute to find them cuddled on the couch together napping

✿ How many times have you seen Megumi giving y’all boy piggyback rides???? You lost count at this point

✿ Your son having A plush Dog, Owl and Snake “Just like Daddy” he says

✿ S/N has inherited the Fushiguro face of disinterest

✿ Satoru coming over every time he’s free to bring gifts for his grandson and to Annoy Megumi with his “I’m the sexiest grandpa” Jokes

✿ Yuuji visiting with his son and the two of the young boys playing together while their fathers reminisces is a scene worthy of a painting

✿ Megumi Knows that With your son’s talents the Zenin Clan Will try to get their hands on him but He swears on Everything he is Nothing will ruin S/N childhood

The Scenario

❀ Megumi Days off are cherished by S/N and you

❀ Usually you all would lay around and enjoy each other’s presences

❀ But since S/N started kindergarten everything been hectic especially since Megumi answered a phone call from S/N Kindergarten saying he needs to be picked up, Something about “Bullying”

❀ Megumi knew this had to be a prank, how could y’all calm laid back child turn into a bully??

❀ Megumi was fuming on the drive there, when he made it to the school he had to calm himself down

❀ Walking in he saw S/N sitting quietly there waiting for him, Megumi pat your son on his head before going to speak to the headmaster; The headmaster said that S/N bullied a innocent boy and that the behaviour needs to be fixed at home before he can come back

❀ After the conversation was done, he grabbed your son and walked with him to the car

❀ As soon they got into the car S/N softly broke the awkwardness

❀ S/N: I wasn’t being a bully. I only punched him because he cut the pigtails of this girl and made her cry!

❀ Megumi didn’t know to feel proud of his son or to be stern with him; The boy have a lot of father in him

❀ Making it home you both sat down with S/N why his actions was too harsh and why he shouldn’t do that again

❀ Megumi did sneak some ice cream in to your son as a reward for standing up for others

Choso

The Headcanons

✿ Choso is a excellent father and He loves being a father so much that you are now pregnant again …with twins and you are due any day now

✿ Your Almost four years old daughter is over the moon at the idea of being a older sister

✿ Since D/N looks like a miniature copy of you, You are excited for what the twins would look like; Maybe a mixture of Choso and you or more like Choso

✿ Choso is excited to have newborns in the house again and begin that wonderful experience

✿ He ready to give love to three of y’all children at once

✿ Choso is a very sentimental person and he has photos of all the cute things D/N has done, the best gift he was ever given besides his babies of course was a Camera

✿ He is a scrapbooking king and he happy to start new scrapbooks for the new babies

✿ Choso carry photos of D/N and the sonogram of the twins around in his wallet; he always showing them off to Yuuji

✿ D/N is shown extra attention by Choso who doesn’t want her to feel left out, he takes her out to cat cafes and they have such a beautiful time together

✿ Choso has mastered the texture of y’all daughter hair so he always doing new cute hairstyles on her

✿ She love when you two tell her stories about when she was a small baby

The scenario

❀ You all sat on the couch together, Choso had his hand on your belly as D/N head Laid on your left arm while you flip through the scrapbook

❀ You were looking at the photos Of D/N when she was just a mere newborn

❀ D/N Giggling: I was really that small Daddy???

❀ Choso smiling as he rubbed small circles on your belly: You were the smallest most grandest gift I could ever ask for. Did you know I cried tears of joy when you were born?? That same happiness haven’t me left yet

❀ Your daughter went to cuddle with her father as you flipped through the scrapbook some more

❀ D/N: Daddy?

❀ Choso: yes angel?

❀ D/N: When will I get to meet the babies?

❀ Choso as he pat her head: Soon My angel Soon

❀ As you flip the last page you felt one of the twins kicking and you moving Choso hand to where the baby was kicking

❀ You watched as his face lit up and He gently placed D/N small hand on your belly to feel her sibling kicking

❀ You both heard her whisper “The baby” but her next action shocked you

❀ She got off the couch and kiss your belly right where the baby kicked

❀ D/N as she hugged your belly: I can’t wait to see the babies

❀ Choso had his camera ready as he took the picture that he’ll cherish forever

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vent warning, first vent post at all actually

yall ever just feel Really awkward, and then when you’re Really awkward you get anxious so. so. it’s even worse when you’re already uncomfortable in the situation let’s say, in a discord rp server, everything’s going fine good development for your ocs! plus, people you havent talked to in what feels like years are there too! everything’s fine and dandy but then in the vent channel (which i obviously can’t post there about this cause the situation im talking about is in that server lmao) i had to tell my friends about the vivziepop deal, they had no idea but ohhh fucking boy it lead to us talking about other iffy cartoons and what does one person say? “mmhmhmhmmmghmhm well PERSONALLY i LIKE south park mhmhmm yesss yessmhmhm” when i tell them it’s racist and has a bunch of other offensive jokes they start to defend it like “oh no only the bad guys are racist” and some shit that made No sense cause i know the cartman bitch or whatever literally says the r word due to past experiences with other jerks and he’s like the main character and im also pretty sure the main charas are Not villains?? but go off lmao so that’s already a shit experience enough right BUT JUST YOU WAIT bitch submits an oc, all seems fine until the character’s first roleplay starts up

bitch’s oc is literally a possessive creep that calls other people their objects?? like im going wild. one of my ocs is in the area the creepoc is in and i tried to ask as politely as possible to this person that i’d like to rp with someone else/another oc entirely. here comes the awkward anxious uncomfortable part uncomfortable because they think south park is pure and innocent uwu perfectly fine awkward: i ask the person what’s going on in said area at the moment, they quite literally say that the other oc the creepoc was talking to probs ran away and then i ask about creepoc saying that “sorry if it’s weird, i just wanna make sure i can rp with another person that hasnt rped yet without an rp already happening there?” doesn’t respond about creepoc’s whereabouts but rather suggests my oc interacts with theirs i then clarify it even more (leading into anxious) by being like “oh no i mean like. someone who hasnt rped yet, yknow? it’s not easy to get someone to rp with you so i’d like to help em out by letting them rp with me!” BITCH FUCKING SAYS I DONT UNDERSTAND I FUCKIN CLARIFIED IT TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FUCKING TAKE OUT THESAURUS . COM IN THIS BITCH TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE CLEAR ANXIETY: WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY NOW WITHOUT IT SEEMING WEIRD. IM GOING TO HAVE TO SAY THIS IN PUBLIC VICINITY DUE TO THE CONVO STARTING IN THE PUBLIC AND YES I HAVENT RESPONDED YET I JUST. HONESTLY WANNA SLITHER UNDER MY DESK AND DIE?? LIKE IM SO FUCKING FULL OF EMOTIONS OVER THIS

imma just paraphrase this bitch’s rp posts of creepoc cause i dont want someone to like. track me or them down somehow lmao. note the other rper’s oc’s responses consist of a high amount of uncomfortable noises, plus the oc was the shyish nervous n manipulative type so

steals the oc’s hair piece and claims it is theirs and does not give it back, claiming they lost it (which is fucking stupid cause creepoc is literally wearing it now)

paraphrased quote from the good rper/oc: “oc makes a hhhh noise the oc is almost about to cry, and this is WAAAAY too much stress for the oc. that’s oc’s hair piece, correct?? oc is not going insane?”

good oc states the hair piece was from their step mother, in which creepoc says how clumsyy you lost your hairrr pieceee :((( don’t you care about your step mother????? :((((( whereas good oc cries

creepoc asks if anyone has claimed good oc yet, also repeatedly calls good oc tear boy, when i step in and make an oc try to stop this bitch (not the one im trying to rp with a new person with)

the rp is magical, so of course creepoc has the most op magic power everrrr: being able to pass through any object along with bring people with them through any object where creepoc grabs good oc who my oc was trying to protect with their magic and just fucking basically kidnaps them by sliding underneath the ground lmaooo. wasn’t exactly kidnapped but the good oc fainted from anxiety leaving them vulnerable and lead to creepoc being able to grab em so easily lmao does that sound predatory to you or not?? dunno but it’s fucking uncomfy to me

ITS TIME FOR BONUS FUCKERY POINTS TO MAKE MEMO FEEL LIKE SHIT!!! CREEPOC’S RPER IS, YOU GUESSED IT, FRIENDS WITH THE CREATOR OF THE SERVER AAAAND WORKING ON THE RP’S STORY!! LMAO MY FRIENDS I PREVIOUSLY STATED I HAVENT TALKED TO IN A WHILE THAT ARE IN THIS SERVER ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS PERSON CLAIMING IM ONLY PISSY BECAUSE OF A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A PREVIOUS SOUTH PARK FAN AND ARE STILL FRIENDS WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR!! YKNOW HOW PEOPLE HAVE BUG TRIGGERS? THIS BITCH HAS A DISCORD NITRO GIF ICON OF BEES!!! CAUSE WE ALL LOVE IMAGES/GIFS OF BUGS WITHOUT WARNING DONT WE FOLKS! YES MEMO WE SURE DO! NO ONE ELSE IN THE SERVER SEEMS TO THINK “HM, MAYBE THIS OC IS A FUCKING WEIRDO AND THE FACT RPER THINKS IT’S OK TO JUST HAVE A CREEPY FUCKER LIKE THAT IN AN RP SERVER WITH MINORS (INCLUDING MY FUCKING SELF WHICH IS ONE REASON WHY IT’S SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME) IS BAD!!” THAT OC STILL IN THAT AREA WAS ONE I WAS REALLY HOPING TO RP WITH DUE TO HIS PERSONALITY AND BACKSTORY JUST BEING REVAMPED, BUT CHANCES ARE DUE TO ME BEING A FUCKY ANXIOUS BITCH HE’S NOT GETTING TO INTERACT WITH ANYONE THAT ISNT A CREEP! I MEAN, WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR OCS TO INTERACT WITH A CREEPO? I TREAT MY OCS LIKE CHILDREN, WHICH WOULD BASICALLY BE ME TELLING AN INNOCENT CHILD TO SPEAK WITH THIS CREEP THAT THINKS PEOPLE ARE OBJECTS???? ONLY REASON OTHER OC OF MINE JUMPED IN WAS BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT THE GOOD RPER’S OC TO BE FUCKIN MANIPULATED LIKE THAT! SCHOOL’S ALREADY A HELLHOLE AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER SOUTHPARK FAN

fuckin. that’s all folks thanks for coming to my vent ted talk recently making a huge message in discord hasnt been all too helpful but this seems good. if that makes sense lmao s//p fans if followed unfollow immediately i dont even wanna deal with another fan’s bullshit i’d appreciate it if you Didn’t reblog cause i know some fuckers reblog vent posts just to piss people off

#vent #rant #memo's ted talk #south park warning #southpark warning #sp warning #vivziepop warning #are those the right tags? hell if i know.#i just wanna rp in peace...#i guess ill be goin then tho. gonna listen to new boundary break sm64 to cope #shesez always makes me grin. he's a good yter

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