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Is there a bisexual slur I can start reclaiming I’m a he/him if that helps
may i interest you in faggot
#or perhaps dyke would better suit your needs#fr though there's not really a slur that's explicitly and exclusively bisexual#fortunately the classics are here for you#if you'd just like a phrase in general that's not necessarily a slur I think switch hitter is pretty good#or village bicycle if you're nasty /ref
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Okay maybe i was assuming things, but the vibe i was getting is that creature being a Penny Farthing guy when he was alive is a huge joke in the fandom. Like we all collectively think he was obsessed with his fucking bicycle and its hilarious. I've been planning on putting it in my fics, i've been making jokes about this man and HIS FUCKING BICYCLE
WELL!
I just found out that because he died in 1837, HE WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT A PENNY FARTHING IS!!?
#i'm not a history person so don't take my word as law#someone with better history knowledge pls explain if maybe they had something similar??#this is so fucking funny to me#ive been making fun of this man when he doesn't even know the joke#THIS MAN HAVE NEVER SEEN A BICYCLE AND THEY LET HIM DRIVE A CAR#girl horse and buggy#nooo my fics#pls i was gonna be so funny#i was gonna make him find one in a antique store and buy it and bring it home to lisa and she's just fucking over it and he's so happy#lisa frankenstein#the creature
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everyone clap for me
I saw an incredibly brain dead take on activism and I didn't engage with the post
I'm just going to vague about it in the tags like a mature adult
#blocking random influencers because they haven't spoken about Key Political or Social Event in order to pressure them to have a stance#isn't the radical act you think it is#it's better to take your time and effort and donate to certified reliable charities and agencies and NGOs (do your homework though)#and also to donate or support local on-the-ground political movements that might actually foster change in the country in question#because people in the country have more power to effect change than you or your influencer of choice#this shit drives me nuts#be strategic and intelligent about how you spend time and money when it comes to trying to make a difference#boycotting random fucking influencers is one of the dumber ideas I've seen and I've seen a lot of dumb fucking ideas#ALSO not everyone needs to speak about every topic#random influencer who does fashion pictures in front of old buildings doesn't need to have an opinion on Key Political Topic#they really don't#random influencer who talks about YA books doesn't need to have an opinion#jesus fucking christ on a mother fucking bicycle get with the goddamn program#clearly I'm spicy this morning
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Modded a bought Komachi Cosplay and went absolutely nuts at Katsucon this year. I staff for the Touhou Road Shou. Next stop is Boston. I also did Junko for Friday and Yukari on Sunday, I may share those on here too. I should probably post more of my cosplays and less JUST my horrible taste in shitpost. Also I have an instagram if you'd all like stuff that I actually keep updated during cons: topazcosplay
#touhou#katsucon#cosplay#katsucon 2024#touhou project#komachi onozuka#I do not remember how to use this hellsite for anything past memes#it's like riding a bicycle with too many wheels#still better than shitter
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WOWEEE!!!
Been awhile since i was drunk blogging but here we gooo!!!
Sorry for any and all tags that come int the next few hours
#:)#im better now#BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB REFENCE????#ON NO-TENGO-OJOS’s blog???#fork found in kitchen#or whatver u kids say
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*cries* everything is so expensive
#gopher rambles#older adults are always like ���gopher you should get your driver's license and get a car so you dont have to rely on your dad'#THANKS I SHOULD DO A LOT OF THINGS. WE DONT HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY FOR THAT#so i look into bikes! and that is ALSO EXPENSIVE. i have a bicycle. i love her. she is a beach cruiser#i live. on a fucking hill. have you tried to climb hills on a beach cruiser? its doable but you're better off walking it up the hill#so mountain bike then. right? well a bike ride to Just My College is over TWO FUCKING HOURS#so ebike? expensive. so. fucking. expensive. far cheaper than a car+insurance+gas! but still. so. expensive.#complaining#vent ish
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aurora’s bedroom inspiration - ghoul bicycle series
#i wanted something pink without being juvenile#so what better than rococo and renaissance#ghoul bicycle series#aurora ghoulette
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me: yeah i’m fine
me, internally: dad? you’ll think i’m pretty crazy, but i wish i’d known you when i was little. i mean, about as old as i am right now. i don’t know how to say it, but i’m lonesome about it. it’s like— it’s like i miss you already if i think about it now. that’s pretty crazy, isn’t it?
me: totally fine
#ANYWAY PLEASE LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN#HAMILTON LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND THEN THOUGHT BETTER OF IT AND CLOSED IT HALFWAY#IF YOU EVEN CARE#(excerpt from bicycles muscles cigarettes by raymond carver btw)#(yes i used this in a post already idc. im insane)#reese’s pieces
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caged thoughts from the tdu discovery+ commentary box
#theee cross dressing one is. uhm jez was saying some shit about the mens kit looking mid while the womens kits are funky#and they both were like welp thats just male clothing innit. then adam went on a 5 min thing about how men should just wear womens kits and#implied also clothes at least a little#he was like well if you like female kit better whats stopping u? King#im in it for the bicycle racing but also very much adam blythe
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from a draft from august: the met cloisters + harry clarke windows in bayonne nj!!!
#not going to go back through my phone but trust that i have other better photos from this trip#my mom and i bicycled through central manhattan at rush hour it was SCARYYYYYYY#and i got to see another remedios varo painting! at the moma! <3#go places#talkin
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it is a bit odd around here i will admit people do talk too loud and use words i dont really like and you do have to walk fast always and with your eyes forward always otherwise
#i do forgive them in general they dont know better#unrelated but ive seen two bicycle collisions already very upper middle class affairs#think the i cant believe youve done this meme.. oh ohh gosh no#i dont recall seeing any during my times in the netherlands
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it's such a nice day and i want to be at the beach but unfortunately the beach is 3 miles away and i woke up much earlier than i wanted to immediately stressed as hell about work so couldn't fall back asleep and then laid in bed on my phone for 3 hours so of course now i'm tired and my head hurts and i don't have a 6.2 mile minimum walk in me
#also i did just walk to the food bank and carry back thirty pounds of things i mostly didn't want but they didn't ask#i need to get a bike i guess#i think the last time i rode a bike was when i went to a cafe and proceeded to pass out and fall off the chair and hit my head on the tile#so not too keen to bicycle again. but i have a better grip on managing whatever kind of dysautonomia i have now i think#idk if there are bike racks on the beach but i feel like there must be and i just haven't noticed them...?#me
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your friendly trainer's guide to: APEX KORAIDON
Something to bear in mind: dont catch him. Actually don't look at him. Don't be within 1000 feet of him. It's probably best you're not even around the crater base at all should he be prowling on the outside walls. He absolutely knew you were coming and in fact is probably hunting you as we speak-
But let's say you miraculously survived and even managed to catch Apex Koraidon.
He hates you.
Oh he absolutely hates you.
The worst thing you can do is mistake him for an animal. Apex is something akin to an ancient misplaced being; he has complex thoughts and needs ( though very angry and very proud ) and basically throwing him in a pokeball is calling him less then that. He's both a predator and a dragon with an incredibly intricate culture, rules and even language and he won't tolerate disrespect or being mistaken as Pokemon in the regular sense of needing domestication or friendship.
And he's still going to actively hunt you out of revenge as soon as your guard is down. Apex is a prehistoric predator, the apex of his time and dominant of his species. He was made in a world without humans and that everyday was one to survive. He's not made for domestication, he does not WANT domestication, an easy or kind living, or companionship. He's evolutions perfect killing machine made to take down mega fauna in solitude. He thrives on territorial clashes, fights with mesozoic giants like Tyrantrum and Roaring Moon over kills, and driving out rivals from his hoards, mates, clutches and territory.
In fact giving him offerings, kind words or otherwise is an insult to a proud ancient dragon and will make him two times as hostile. You're calling him weak, a hatchling, prey or otherwise and any proud dragon and predator would sooner die with their dignity then get help like prey.
And whatever you do DONT pet him, or ride him, or any of that sort unless you want to be trampled, thrown off violently or your limbs going missing. Not unless he says so. A dragon's scales and plume are a mark of power. In his time the brighter more battle worn hides and feathers are to be admired and respected. Touching them without permission or needlessly is a backhand and especially if you attempt to touch the softer underbelly or fringe. Same thing with trying to climb him. As said before, he's not an animal or a tool and doing so is saying different. You're going to be mauled.
A relationship with Apex is near impossible and any exceptions are in the extreme cases or by force like a masterball. In hypotheticals the closest one can get for him to consider you an equal rather then prey or an enemy is being his rival where he considers you as worthy in battle. Things like challenges, bets, and competition in ancient dragon culture is venerable, pitching ones own raw power against another. There is no respect for competitors who cheat or use anything else but their actual strength. Yes even the loser in the bet has at least the dignity that they committed with their power only.
Before being driven away from their kill or den of course.
Apex does not owe any one person his attention, his strength, or his nonexistent friendship. Any working together is usually done by force of circumstance and only for that time. His literal ideal life is hunt, rest, breed offspring, protect his den and hoard and then die if not from injury let it be in battle by a bigger opponent. Nothing else and he's happy with that.
#ooc┇╳#headcanon tag#hes still actively hunting the remaining professor out of revenge#why the fuck do you want this homicidal bicycle#just paint a cyclizar red and get it angry. youd have a better chance with that then apex koraidon
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urg. multiple DTIMA (dog trainers in my area) of various sides of the training debate are holding jor/pulling sport seminars and guess who has experience in these sports??? none of them.
#dogblr#sorry but are you just going to put client dogs in shitty fitting equipment#and or equipment that is not meant for pulling sports and just...have at it??#because. don't.#i internally plea for these folks to contact one of the many insured mushers around here#but alas...#also having your dog run attached on the side of a bicycle does not clear you to train joring in my mind. sorry.#like honestly at this point a decent self trainer can probably do better with well informed online literature#than potentially throwing their dog into this during a rando seminar#just because you are good with helping clients with their dogs from an obedience stand point does not = good at teaching sports#there are many people that can do both but equally if not more that are not capable of this from lack of experience
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darling-dolly-darlene -> daisybell-on-a-carousel
And while we're at it here's my super secret aesthetic sideblog :3c
@daisybell-on-an-old-carousel
It's definitely active and I totally don't forget it exists <-lying voice
#had to MISSPELL daisy to get this username im devastated#ill have to think of a better one#watchout for me changing the username again maybe when its not 1:50am#open to suggestions#maybe it can be bicycle built for two.....#edit: hehehe
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If I could go to a concert every day, every day would be a good day
#thoughts#concert#music#this thought pops into my head after every concert#doesn't matter what type#classical music#rock music#tiny intimate indie concert#music just makes every day better#in other words: still thinking about the bombay bicycle club concert I went to in february
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