#BETTER BICYCLES

[queerslurheritageposts]

Is there a bisexual slur I can start reclaiming I’m a he/him if that helps

may i interest you in faggot

[sometimesanequine]

[beetlesanbutterflies]

Okay maybe i was assuming things, but the vibe i was getting is that creature being a Penny Farthing guy when he was alive is a huge joke in the fandom. Like we all collectively think he was obsessed with his fucking bicycle and its hilarious. I've been planning on putting it in my fics, i've been making jokes about this man and HIS FUCKING BICYCLE

WELL!

I just found out that because he died in 1837, HE WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT A PENNY FARTHING IS!!?

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

everyone clap for me

I saw an incredibly brain dead take on activism and I didn't engage with the post

I'm just going to vague about it in the tags like a mature adult

[topaz4293]

Modded a bought Komachi Cosplay and went absolutely nuts at Katsucon this year. I staff for the Touhou Road Shou. Next stop is Boston. I also did Junko for Friday and Yukari on Sunday, I may share those on here too. I should probably post more of my cosplays and less JUST my horrible taste in shitpost. Also I have an instagram if you'd all like stuff that I actually keep updated during cons: topazcosplay

[no-tengo-ojos]

WOWEEE!!!

Been awhile since i was drunk blogging but here we gooo!!!

Sorry for any and all tags that come int the next few hours

[gophergal]

*cries* everything is so expensive

[gravehags]

aurora’s bedroom inspiration - ghoul bicycle series

[starstruckodysseys]

me: yeah i’m fine

me, internally: dad? you’ll think i’m pretty crazy, but i wish i’d known you when i was little. i mean, about as old as i am right now. i don’t know how to say it, but i’m lonesome about it. it’s like— it’s like i miss you already if i think about it now. that’s pretty crazy, isn’t it?

me: totally fine

[thecubes]

caged thoughts from the tdu discovery+ commentary box

[frecht]

from a draft from august: the met cloisters + harry clarke windows in bayonne nj!!!

[gabri-el]

it is a bit odd around here i will admit people do talk too loud and use words i dont really like and you do have to walk fast always and with your eyes forward always otherwise

[californiaquail]

it's such a nice day and i want to be at the beach but unfortunately the beach is 3 miles away and i woke up much earlier than i wanted to immediately stressed as hell about work so couldn't fall back asleep and then laid in bed on my phone for 3 hours so of course now i'm tired and my head hurts and i don't have a 6.2 mile minimum walk in me

[koraichalcum]

your friendly trainer's guide to: APEX KORAIDON

Something to bear in mind: dont catch him. Actually don't look at him. Don't be within 1000 feet of him. It's probably best you're not even around the crater base at all should he be prowling on the outside walls. He absolutely knew you were coming and in fact is probably hunting you as we speak-

But let's say you miraculously survived and even managed to catch Apex Koraidon.

He hates you.

Oh he absolutely hates you.

The worst thing you can do is mistake him for an animal. Apex is something akin to an ancient misplaced being; he has complex thoughts and needs ( though very angry and very proud ) and basically throwing him in a pokeball is calling him less then that. He's both a predator and a dragon with an incredibly intricate culture, rules and even language and he won't tolerate disrespect or being mistaken as Pokemon in the regular sense of needing domestication or friendship.

And he's still going to actively hunt you out of revenge as soon as your guard is down. Apex is a prehistoric predator, the apex of his time and dominant of his species. He was made in a world without humans and that everyday was one to survive. He's not made for domestication, he does not WANT domestication, an easy or kind living, or companionship. He's evolutions perfect killing machine made to take down mega fauna in solitude. He thrives on territorial clashes, fights with mesozoic giants like Tyrantrum and Roaring Moon over kills, and driving out rivals from his hoards, mates, clutches and territory.

In fact giving him offerings, kind words or otherwise is an insult to a proud ancient dragon and will make him two times as hostile. You're calling him weak, a hatchling, prey or otherwise and any proud dragon and predator would sooner die with their dignity then get help like prey.

And whatever you do DONT pet him, or ride him, or any of that sort unless you want to be trampled, thrown off violently or your limbs going missing. Not unless he says so. A dragon's scales and plume are a mark of power. In his time the brighter more battle worn hides and feathers are to be admired and respected. Touching them without permission or needlessly is a backhand and especially if you attempt to touch the softer underbelly or fringe. Same thing with trying to climb him. As said before, he's not an animal or a tool and doing so is saying different. You're going to be mauled.

A relationship with Apex is near impossible and any exceptions are in the extreme cases or by force like a masterball. In hypotheticals the closest one can get for him to consider you an equal rather then prey or an enemy is being his rival where he considers you as worthy in battle. Things like challenges, bets, and competition in ancient dragon culture is venerable, pitching ones own raw power against another. There is no respect for competitors who cheat or use anything else but their actual strength. Yes even the loser in the bet has at least the dignity that they committed with their power only.

Before being driven away from their kill or den of course.

Apex does not owe any one person his attention, his strength, or his nonexistent friendship. Any working together is usually done by force of circumstance and only for that time. His literal ideal life is hunt, rest, breed offspring, protect his den and hoard and then die if not from injury let it be in battle by a bigger opponent. Nothing else and he's happy with that.

[darkwood-sleddog]

urg. multiple DTIMA (dog trainers in my area) of various sides of the training debate are holding jor/pulling sport seminars and guess who has experience in these sports??? none of them.

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

darling-dolly-darlene -> daisybell-on-a-carousel

And while we're at it here's my super secret aesthetic sideblog :3c

@daisybell-on-an-old-carousel

It's definitely active and I totally don't forget it exists <-lying voice