#BAU Baddies

[hotchsdoormat]

it’s sickening that it’s not even ooc for them to hit up a hair salon after one of the most traumatising cases of all time instead of dealing with it normally 😭😭

I love how the last episode of season 4 leads into the first episode of season 5 but all of them have a different haircut even though it’s only been 6ish hours since they came back from Canada

[unabashednightmarepizza]

*Me looking at the new oneshot series about Criminal Minds I'm writing...*

I blame that stupid cutie Spencer and the amazing fanfics in this app!

[jemilystoothbrush]

Ugh forever and always apart of the og BAU Baddies club

[scorpsik]

FIC: Off The Rails

Em is on an undercover mission to lure a killer for the BAU.

On a train.

What could go wrong?

TW: sexual assault 'cause the unsub's a baddie :)

Three chapters - one added DAILY x

CHAPTER ONE

[cherry-aphrodite]

MadMoneyClubs's last mission

FI dan CI of Ganta dan Melodi

Ganta: LUCU, agak aneh dikit, Yang pasti bokem abis. Dari tuh udah kecium bau-bau bokem nan aneh dikit. Melo: Awalnya tuh takut dikit ama Melo karena keliatan cwk kul ibu kota seoul, tapi makin kesini makin ramah dan peduli banget. lof u adek <3

Favorite Moment at Mamon

Tiap main game toksik, SERUUU ABIEZ. Juga, pas aku jadi MOTW >____< Keren banget last ipen jadi MOTW.

Message for all of the Maddies

Hai, Maddies! Kesayangan aku nyang paling aku sayangi sekebon, AKU BAHAGIA PUNYA KALIAN SEBAGAI KELUARGAKU. Bahagia selalu kalian dimanapun berada. Jaga kesehatan terus, jangan sampai sakit. Oh, iya, setelah mamon [redacted] jangan sampai ada jarak diantara pertemanan kita ya. Apalagi sampai musuhan, NO NO. Awas aja, ntar sentil telinga nya satu-satu. Love sekebon! ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡

Playlist for Maddies

Message for myself

Hai, Ceren! Gimana harinya? Pasti selalu lelah, kan? Aku cuman minta kamu ambil rehat sebentar untuk istirahat semisal dirasa dunia udah terlalu memuakkan untukmu. Eh, tau gasih kalau itu keren? Iya, keren. Dengan kamu bertahan bisa berdiri sekarang aja itu udah keren banget. Pokoknya kamu akan selalu keren, jadi kita harus saling menguatkan. Jangan insecure lagi, ya. Kamu berhak bahagia dan dapat kasih sayang dari orang sekitar kamu. Jangan ragu untuk bilang "tidak", gapapa kok, semua orang bakal ngerti. Kamu ga harus takut lagi. Satu yang kamu harus tau, kamu berharga. Love ya! -`♡´- With love, nakyungw.

Message for my love, Melo and Ganta

Ganta: anak cakep anak baik, terima kasih banyak waktunya nemenin Maddies. asli seru banget biarpun km banyak anehnya, tapi baiknya minta ampun. aku jadi nyaman karena ketemu ct kaya Ganta dan Melo. selalu hangat sama anak-anaknya. huaaa makin gamau pisah sama kalian berdua. oh, iya, jangan lupa istirahat, ya. yang paling terpenting jangan lupa bahagia. Melo: dd cantik dd gemes, terima kasih udah nemenin baddies dan selalu respon aku dengan sangat baik. kalian keren banget deh [real] melo juga lucu banget, kadang ga sadar mulai kena anehnya ganta, tapi tetep seru abis. sayang dd melo banyak banyak <3

Kill, date, marry Maddies

Kill: woodzz Date: nakyoueng Marry: Ziyourmg

4 favorite selfie (bonus 2 foto selfie)

Tell us about your day

kayanya hampir semingguan lebih hampir dua minggu aku rasanya lemes banget, rasanya capeeeeek banget, gaada semangat bgt buat idup hshsh. kaya semua energi ku terkuras habis. jadi rasanya juga kaya ga maksimal convo bareng maddies maupun baddies. huhhh. tapi sebisa mungkin tetep ngobrol saat ada waktu luang. doain ya semoga semangatku yang hilang itu bisa balik lagi. </3

[nsfwnatt]

look at his face and tell me i’m wrong gamers, he’s the biggest brat and i’m feral for it 😌😌

[metalheddie]

i was thinking about hc’s the other day so i’m deciding to post some! these are very random and in no way following a specific story or blurb :)

♡︎ i like to think Emily is a fiend when it comes to buying body care products. Like it's her guilty pleasure type thing. She’ll go to the mall and pass a Bath and Body Works and she won’t be able to resist. I think she like the Coconut Pineapple scented body wash they have rn. I think she buys the team random body mists, hand sanitizers, and soaps just because!

♡︎ Derek "tough guy" Morgan cried at Hamilton when he watched it on Disney+ with Savanah. He makes her promise not to tell the team. ESPECIALLY Garcia. (it ends up slipping out one night at Rossi's and he never lives it down)

♡︎ i think Spencer really likes skincare products and Lush, but he can’t be in there for too long bc there's too many strong smells :( i like to think he really likes the earthy scents like Rad Dad, Dirty Springwash, and the Cup of Coffee face mask. He also has one of the face roller things in Jade

♡︎ the lovely Penelope Garcia listens to Kim Drac and LOVES them. She listens to Paparazzi at least 3 times a day

♡︎ JJ has gone headfirst into being a suburban mom, but only during Fall. White Woman Autumn is her favorite season, pumpkin spiced lattes are her favorite Starbucks drink, and her wardrobe only consists of skinny jeans with oversized cashmere sweaters and knee-high brown boots. She's basic, but she's very aware of that

I'll do a part two with Tara, Matt, Luke and Kate if people like this :)

[iridescent-hallucinations]

December Prompt 7 - Ugly Christmas Sweaters with the BAU

So my prompt for today was ugly Christmas sweaters & while I’m taking a break from writing, I actually couldn’t help myself... so here we go!

Penelope - starting off very strong, we have only the very best hand crafted Christmas sweater. Only Penelope could pull off something so spectacular. And how she pulls it off - 100/10

Derek - This year he took being a hero to a more literal level and couldn’t stop posing while wearing the sweater. No one’s mad, after all, if anyone gets to be superman at the BAU, it’s Derek.

Spencer - Resident boy genius wanted to dress up like Tom Baker’s Dr Who, but settled for this very stylish number after Penelope reminded him that Dr Who doesn’t typically wear Christmas sweaters so that would be cheating (but he can save the costume for her fancy dress party scheduled for New Years Eve)

JJ - Although it doesn’t necessarily meet the criteria of ‘ugly’ Christmas sweater, no one says anything because JJ simply looks so adorable in her turtle neck attire.

Emily - she didn’t even want to wear a jumper, saying they’re itchy and too hot, so JJ bought her this and secretly she loves it. But no one can ever know and no one is fooled

Hotch - Jack got to choose his jumper this year, and they ended up getting matching ones, super sweet, and totally jarring because he can’t stop smiling and no one dares to mention it in case the spell is broken. Good job Jack.

Rossi - everyone and I mean everyone groaned when Rossi walked in wearing this monstrosity. But he got the memo, an ugly Christmas jumper if ever there were.

Tara - effortlessly fabulous, as always Tara has smashed the assignment, ugly Christmas sweater - but make it fashion - and it rides the line between tasteful and tasteless perfectly.

Luke - once again, the assignment has been met - and while it may not be his usual style, Luke adores his sweater more than any he’s owned before, mostly because Penelope hand crafted it for him and looked so proud of herself when she gave it to him.

[multiobsession]

WHY TF DID NO ONE TELL ME PAGET HAD A SONG ON SPOTIFY??????!!!!?!?!!

My lord her voice is amazing. it's so soothing i can't-

Bye, gonna listen to this while i study now.

THE MORE I LISTEN TO IT THE MORE I FALL IN LOVE

[gay-prentiss]

yeah

[softhairedhotch]

part two of my out of context discord screenshots, which has heavily been requested by @ssa-sarahsunshine herself <33

update on my titles:

fig hates me because i told her luke looks like he has bees in his mouth and then i didn't stop making bee puns:

this screenshot just sums up the fear people have when i start to say something:

and yes,,, yes it was going to bee yet another bee pun.

also two more screenshots of people hating what i have to say,,, and ngl it really is understandable:

fig noticing i changed the channel name from "ralvezs-bussy" to "ralvezs-buzzy" (to continue with the bee joke):

the best description of me ever so thank you spence,, who i have made a widow,,, no context there either haha have fun with that:

and this one makes nat laugh so:

i fucking love this group so much it's full of endless amounts of laughs hehe god i love you guys

@ssa-sarahsunshine @oliverbrnch @ssa-natalya-reid @scorpio-hotch @foggyblues-ralvez

[ambivalent-mess]

this is my second post about kate callahan but again i must say i don’t hate her, but her line “yeah well ice bucket challenge this isn’t” in i think 10x7 makes me want to yeet myself against a wall

[spencers-dria]

Someone To Stay

An original story by fairytales1896

Spencer Reid x fem reader

5. Maybe, Just Maybe

Spencer POV:

It's been a few days since I hung out with Y/N. I'm truly glad she was the one I got to go with. I feel like we might have a lot in common, and she's easy to be around. For a little while, I almost forgot about everything that happened...about her. The next day the thoughts came sinking slowly back in, but they don't feel as debilitating as they used to. Maybe Derek was right, getting out, being around people, it may not be easy for me but it may be what's best. Maybe I should try to get out of my comfort zone a little. I want to get better, I do. But being social, well it's never been my strong suit, and to try to do it now, when I feel so emotionally vulnerable, it's particularly difficult.

Other than the dinner at Rossi's, my friends haven't been inviting me out as much as they used to. I'm pretty sure they got tired of the inevitable rejection. I want them to see that I'm trying, that I want to do better, to get better. Maybe if I reach out first...

I grab my phone to call JJ. She's like a sister to me, and she's been the best at trying to understand what I've been going through.

"Hey, Spence!" She sounds surprised but glad to hear from me.

"Hey, I was uhh.. well I was just wondering..." my words trail off as I find myself suddenly losing confidence in my endeavor.

"Yeah, what's up?" Her voice has a calming effect on me.

"Well...I was wondering if the team had any plans this weekend? To hang out or...I don't know."

"Actually we don't. But we should! I think I have an idea. There's something I've been wanting us all to do. There's a Lakehouse up for rent, and I think it would be fun if we all went up for a weekend. What do you think?"

I'm not very into outdoor activities, but the idea of reading on a porch by the lake sounds incredibly calming and therapeutic. It also sounds like a good time for me to start hanging out with the team again.

"You know, that actually sounds perfect." I smile at the thought of the much needed weekend getaway.

"Perfect! I'll text the group! Thanks for giving me the nudge to set this up, Spence. It'll be fun."

I hang up and shortly after I hear the familiar ding from the group message chat.

BAU Baddies😎

JJ💖: Hey guys! Who would be down for renting a Lakehouse this next weekend?

DM🍫⚡️: Hell yeah! @ahotchner you know what that means?? Jet Skis baby!! 😜🤙🏻

AB🌹: How fun! Count me in.

DR🇮🇹: I'll cook! I have a new recipe we can try out. I think you'll all love it👌🏻

PG🦄👸🏼: @jjereau @ablake We HAVE to go swimsuit shopping first, ladies! This is a non-negotiable.

AH: Sounds fun, are we bringing the kids this time?

JJ💖: Actually, Will is staying home and he'll be watching Henry. Jack can spend the weekend there, if you'd like. @ahotchner

AH: Thanks. I think I'll take you up on that offer.

DM🍫⚡️: @sreid you better be coming pretty boy, just bring a couple dozen books and you'll be set.

SR♟: Yep, already packing.

I smile to myself, thinking of how for once, I'm the reason we have plans. But if anyone else knew that, I'd never hear the end of it. I knew JJ was being intentional when she didn't mention that to the group. I hear another group chat alert and glance at my phone.

BAU Baddies😎

JJ💖: Hey, is it alright if I invite Y/N again?

AB🌹: Oh I thought that was a given! You definitely need to! She fits in with us so well.

PG🦄👸🏼: You better! Or I won't let you hear the end of it 😂

JJ💖: Great! Thanks you guys, it means a lot that you've been so welcoming to her.

Y/N will be there. Maybe I'll have a friend who will hang back and read with me. It would be nice to not be the only one. Then I remember what she said about moving here because she loves the outdoors. That means she'll probably be hanging out with Derek, JJ, and whoever else. Oh well. At least maybe I'll get to talk to her more. I decide to text her. I never really text anyone, but she doesn't know that.

Spencer📱

Hey, it's Spencer. I heard JJ wanted to invite you to the lake. Do you think you'll go?

Y/N 📱

Yeah! I just got off the phone with her. I can't wait! Are you going?

Spencer📱

Surprisingly...yes. I'll be bringing some books along to pass the time but it'll be nice to have a change of scenery.

Y/N📱

Books??? We'll see about that😉 I love a good book as much as the next bibliophile...but this is a weekend for things you CANT do at home. Anyways, would you want to carpool? We can take turns driving if one of us gets tired. Passenger is in control of snacks and music! 🎶🍿

Spencer📱

Haha, ok deal. We'll work out the details later. And...thanks :)

Y/N📱

Anytime Spencer, can't wait! 👍🏻

I lean back into the couch and smile. Even if we spend the weekend doing different things, at least we'll get to talk on the way there. I feel like she could become a good friend, but I don't want to make any assumptions...I don't do this often.

Y/N POV:

You run around your room, packing for a trip that's days away. You're too excited, it can't wait. Just as you're trying to decide on a swimsuit you get a text from Penelope, saying that the girls are going swimsuit shopping this evening. They want you to come. You can't hide the smile growing on your face. How long has it been since you've been on a girls shopping trip? You can't even remember. It's spontaneous, so you assume no one will be too dressed up. You throw on a black sleeveless t shirt dress and some strappy sandals. Easy enough to get in and out of for trying on clothes. After brushing through your hair and applying some quick, light makeup, you're ready to go. The girls had decided to meet at the mall, for the most options.

You meet up with Aunt JJ, Penelope, and Alex outside of a nice department store.

"I figured we could start here. It has the most options and it's at the end of the mall. So we can work our way down, until we all find something."

Aunt JJ tends to take charge. She's such a mom, but that's part of what you love about her. Always prepared, caring for everyone. Alex found a cute one piece with a wrap to wear as a skirt. Penelope picked out a cute pink and purple polka-dotted swim dress. JJ ended up with a sports-bra fitting bikini top and some athletic looking swim shorts. Still such a typical mom. The only one left is you. You haven't tried on very many things, and what you did try on, never made it out of the dressing room.

"Y/N, why don't you let us pick you out some things to try on, and this time, you have to at least let us see. Deal?" Penelope gives you a look of encouragement.

"Sure" you shrug. "I'll try anything at this point."

Alex stays with you while JJ and Penny go to pick out some swimsuits for you. They return with a few handfuls of options. You try on the first option, picked out by Penny. It's a cute two piece, frilly and pink. You come out and are greeted with a few giggles.

"As cute as this is, I think it's more your style than mine, Penny" you let out a small laugh.

"Oh I know. I just wanted to see you in it! I couldn't pull it off in a thousand years!" She laughs.

"Alright alright, let's keep going." JJ ushers me back into the dressing room.

I come back out in a black two piece. It doesn't show too much skin to make me uncomfortable, but it's really flattering on my curves.

I hear a chorus of "ooooo" and one "yes queen!" that I'm sure came from Penny.

"Really, you guys? It's not too...ya know."

JJ shakes her head at me. "No definitely not. Girl, you're single, you're in your twenties, your body hasn't had a child yet. If you got it, flaunt it. If not now, then when?"

The girls all nod in agreement. You blush. You didn't know you could look this good in a swimsuit. You usually avoided bikinis. You found it hard to feel comfortable in your own skin. Whenever you tried to dress sexy, you just ended up feeling awkward and uncomfortable. It helps to have some friends to encourage you. You look at yourself in the mirror one last time. Okay, even you had to admit, you look hot.

The four of you end the day with lunch, chatting about your plans for the lake.

JJ turns to you. "Y/N, I almost forgot, do you need a ride down there? I can pick you up, if you'd like."

"Ohh uh, no actually. I'm carpooling with Spencer." I give her a shy smile. I know what this looks like. "We're just friends" I quickly interject.

"That's great" she says, giving me her warm smile. "Spence really needs a friend right now. And I bet you do too." There's understanding in her eyes. You're grateful that she didn't try to make more out of it. Aunt JJ knows you, though. She knows you make guy friends much more easily. That aside, you were still so grateful for the day with the girls. They were all so genuine, and easy to get along with. They didn't make you feel like an outsider intruding on their day.

Later that evening, you lay in bed as you try to quiet your mind. Your head is swimming with too many thoughts to fall asleep: anxieties about this weekend, but also excitement and ideas of what you'll do. Not to mention, more time to get to know Spencer better. You wonder what JJ meant when she said Spencer really needed a friend right now. Maybe, just maybe, you'd break through his walls a little more this weekend.

A/N: sorry this one is short-ish. It's kind of a transition chapter so there's not as much content! Building a base, building friendships, hang with me, we're getting there 😁💖✌🏻

[reidology]

If the bau team would just fucking talk about their feelings instead of sulking for days and then running into gunfire,, they’d be fucking f i n e

[ldflow3r]

Criminal Minds is such a good comfort show for those who crave platonic love and a supportive family dynamic. I understand why people love to ship, but I just struggle to see any sort of romantic chemistry between ANY of the main characters. They are all siblings/parental figures to me

[gay-prentiss]

rick took the kids😩😔

@ssa-sarahsunshine @softhairedhotch @tobias-hankel