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ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS 🌈🦋
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@soupercreeper you need these
end of january affirmations
im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me
there must be a place for me in this world because here i am
my art doesnt suck
instagram is nothing to me
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fuck nazis and fuck elon btw.
#bear barks#not bears#im not gonna say much more abt it because id like this to be a safe place where#people can retreat to get some happiness and bears. but seriously fuck that guy.#anyway.
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addicted to you
summary: Kirishima Eijiro's pretty positive he’s going to hell. You can’t listen to your buddy’s girlfriend cum that many times and not be on a one-way ticket to the fiery pits of doom. When he's at the end of his rope, one night might change the dynamic of his relationship with you. pairing: bakugou x reader x kirishima wc: 1.6k content warnings: smut mdni, threesome dynamics, fem!reader, dirty talk, degradation, voyeurism, oral, m!receiving, kirishima's raging size kink
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"Oh god, Kats..."
It should be fucking illegal for walls to be this thin, Kirishima thinks, staring up at his ceiling, willing his dick to soften. This is the fifth night in a row that he’s heard your guts getting rearranged by his best friend, and it’s starting to take a toll on the pro hero.
“Yeah, baby? Too much for ya?”
A soft groan emits from Kirishima’s throat at the high-pitched whine you make in response.
It’s not gentlemanly of him at all, but he pictures how gorgeous your face must look right now, mouth hanging open, eyes rolled up in your head—
"Not enough," he hears you shoot back.
He slams the pillow over his face and rolls onto his belly, rutting his dick across the mattress in one long drag.
Fuck.
When he first heard you two have sex, he really tried to do the respectable thing and not listen, he swears. When noise-canceling headphones didn't cut it, he went on long walks the minute you and Bakugou disappeared behind closed doors. It’s made for some very awkward late-night convenience store runs.
He lifts the pillow from his face. No noises sound from next door. He sighs. Time to address the raging cockstand in his pants, then.
The fantasy he conjures is familiar, well-worn. He starts in the middle this time, at the part where you’re already gagging on his dick, eyes welling with tears as be bullies his cock down your throat.
Kirishima grabs the lube from his nightstand and coats his palm. His hips buck into his hand as he works himself up and down, idly wondering how much of him you'd be able to take. He hates it, but the thought of your face scrunching up as you struggle to fit him all the way in shreds his sanity to ribbons.
"Kiri?" your voice sounds through the door while his hand is mid-stroke on his cock.
It’s like he summoned you.
"Yeah?" Even that minor syllable sounds like he’s fucking drugged.
"Can I come in please?"
His eyes bug out of his head. Are you fucking serious?
"Just a minute!" he shouts, shucking up his sweatpants and toweling off the mess between his thighs.
He hears Bakugou’s voice next. "Just let us in, idiot, she’s gotta ask you something."
Shit.
Shit shit shit shit—
He’s gonna die tonight. You’re probably outside thinking he’s a digusting pervert, in here fucking jerking off to you—what was he thinking?
Apparently not even the panic can make his dick cooperate though. He tucks it into the waistband of his pants and prays for a swift end.
When he opens the door, he expects to dodge a punch. But you’re standing there in a see-through red teddy, and all semblance of thought goes out the window.
“Did you finally hear me this time, Kiri?”
Huh?
He’s pretty sure he just splutters. Bakugou barks out a laugh behind you. "Told you this dummy was in denial, pretty girl."
His brain stumbles. "You wanted me to hear?"
You let out a husky giggle that goes straight to his groin. If possible, he gets harder.
"I like how you watch me, Kiri," you admit, eyes darting to his lips. His mouth goes dry. "I keep thinking about how you’d touch me."
He balls his hands into fists at his side to keep from hauling you onto his bed. "This is something you two have talked about?"
Bakugou has the audacity to look annoyed. "Doesn’t take a fuckin’ genius to figure it out. You’re always starin’ at her. Besides," he runs a hand straight down your back; you shiver and lean back into him. "Can’t deny this sweet thing much."
The good thing about being a pro hero is that you learn to adapt to situations quickly. Kirishima's brain is spinning with this new information, but he’s reacting before he realizes it, hand reaching out for your waist.
Your nipples tighten—he wants his tongue on them, sucking through the lace. He looks to Bakugou, but the man’s just sauntering into the room, settling into the desk chair with his legs kicked out, gray sweatpants tented.
“Go on, then.” He palms his cock. “Make her feel good like you’ve been wanting.”
Kirishima doesn’t need to be told twice. He picks you up and arranges you both on the bed, your thighs draped over his hips. You’re soaking wet; he can feel the slick dripping from your pussy fall on his stomach.
He’s so hard it hurts.
You’re not much better off, whimpering and rutting in his lap like a bitch in heat.
"Touch me, Kiri, please," you say, nosing at his neck and sucking on his pulse point. "Need your big hands on me."
God, you even beg cute.
His hands span up your back, pressing your tits into his chest and capturing your lips in a searing kiss. You groan into his mouth, hands tangling in his hair, tugging at the strands.
"Wild little thing, aren’t you, baby?" Kirishima chuckles when you glare at him. "No judgment here, I fucking love it. Been listenin' to you long enough to have an idea of how you like it."
He looks over at Bakugou. "You just gonna watch?"
"Gotta make sure you do it right, Shitty-hair," he grits out, fist moving up and down. “Ya already need me to step in?”
Kirishima laughs under his breath. "Fuck you too, asshole." He cradles your face in one hand, tilting your lips up to his. "Come here, princess, let me see how hard I can make you cum, huh? Harder than he does?"
One breath against your clit and you’d probably scream for him right now. He can't help but puff out his chest a little at the thought.
Clothing comes off in a flurry. Every inch of skin exposed is a fucking godsend, more for him to touch, to caress.
When his cock bobs in between your bodies, he swears your mouth goes slack.
"Oh, Kiri," you breathe out, wrapping your hands around him. "You didn’t tell me you had such a pretty dick.” He chokes and rolls his hips into your fist. "You’re big, too. I don’t know if you’ll fit all the way."
He grunts. "Fuck baby, you can’t say shit like that to me, drives me fuckin’ crazy—"
The smile you give him is sinful. "I know." You shut him up by undulating your hips, sliding your pussy folds along the head of his cock.
"She's a little brat, Kiri, don't be afraid to put her in her place," Kirishima hears Bakugou say in the background. His voice is strained, husky. Both of you moan at the sound.
"Is that right, princess?" He nips at your mouth. "You think I'll give you whatever you want?"
You nod, the sweetest whine falling from your lips as he starts to inch his dick inside your quivering hole. You're so tight it's like your pussy can't decide if it wants to suck him in or spit it out.
"Stay fucking still," he growls, hold fast and hard on your hips. You squeal at his tone, gasping as he stretches you open, working the tip in and out.
Your hands scrabble at the sheets, his forearms, anything. He just holds you in place as your cunt gets sloppier and sloppier, lewd squelching noises filling the room.
"Kiri please just fuck me. Please, I've been thinking about it for weeks now—"
Bakugou kneels on the side of the mattress.
"You're mouthy tonight, baby. All because you're showing off for him?" He taps the side of your mouth. "Let's put that mouth to better use, yeah?"
If Kirishima wasn't about to bust his load, he sure as fuck is now, watching you greedily suck his best friend's dick as he works his into your sopping wet core.
When he finally bottoms out, the sound you make is pornographic, throat stuffed up with dick, humming out your pleasure...
"God that's so fucking hot, baby, look at you." He sets a rough, steady pace. Your tits bounce as your throat works to take Bakugou. Drool trickles down your chin; he wipes it away and squeezes your neck. It's driving him crazy, watching your tongue and lips work in tandem. "Takin' dick so well, there's a good girl."
Bakugou has a tight grip on the headboard, veins straining in his neck.
"Fuckin' hell, I'm close. Pinch her clit, Eiji, that'll make her cum quick. Get her there for me, let me see her fuckin' scream."
Kirishima rolls your bud between his fingers, and sure enough, your pussy starts clamping down on him. His rhythm gets erractic, wild. All he can think about is the sticky wet rush of slick between your legs, your channel milking his cock like you'd been waiting for weeks for it—
Bakugou slides out of your mouth with an obscene pop, spitting into his palm. "Dirty little slut, love getting used, don't ya?"
Kirishima keeps working your clit, dick jumping inside you. "There's our pretty girl, doing so well. Where do you want me to cum, honey? Can I cum here?"
He presses down on your tummy and pinches your clit at the same time. Slick gushes out of you.
"Cum in her, Kiri," he hears Bakugou bark out, hand speeding up. "I'll clean it up later, just wanna see you both cum with your dick in her."
It's embarassing, but that's really all he needs to hear before he's coming the hardest he ever has, cock twitching and pumping seed into you as Bakugou spends onto your tits.
Your own orgasm takes you over, bowing your back off the bed, mouth hanging open as incoherent babble falls from your lips. Kirishima fucks you through it, each small tremor of your subsequent orgasms like jolts of lightning.
He's pretty sure he knows the answer when he asks, "We get to do that again, right?"
You look at Bakugou, who just smirks. "Won't get rid of us that easily."
taglist: @luleck, @yesshayhere @grim-reapers-wife @dai-png @burgvndy
#sugarwarachanwrites#bnha smut#bnha x reader#kirishima x bakugou x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#kirishima eijirou#kirishima x reader#kirishima eijiro x reader#bakusquad#bakugou smut#kirishima smut
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hey. Hey you. someone nervously scrolling through the therian tag rn. guess what. there are no rules. everything is up to you. if you want to be a therian guess what? you probably are a therian
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If I squint really hard this is just Scrooge McDuck.
Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
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the Donald vs Daffy wars are a psyop to distract you from what really matters: the joy that comes with having two funny cartoon ducks to love and cherish and celebrate and play with. Real Duckheads Know.
#cosigned a very very very strong contender for the biggest Daffy fanatic that has walked this earth#it feels presumptuous to call myself THE biggest fan. but. i think i am. maybe. modesty forbids#nobody is saying this btw i've just been thinking/watching more Donald lately and gushing over how he is a funny cute cartoon duck#getting into Ducktales '17 finally (i need to read the Barks comics so bad) and im like teehee i wonder which nephew i'll like best but the#actually the whole time im like 🫵 DONALD 🫵🫵🫵🫵 YEAHHHHHH WOOOOOOOO I KNOW HIM 🫵🫵🫵
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Are you kidding me right now?!?! I'm done I'm deceased HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD THE HOODIE UNDER THE DENIM JACKET?!?😩🤤
#my husband#oldermen#zaddy#older men do it better#aesthetic#pedro pascal#daddy pedro#zaddy pedro#pedro pascal x reader#pedro pascal smut#pedro pascal art#pedro pascal imagines#pedro pascal imagine#pedro pascal icons#pedro my love#Pedro#pedrohub#pedro pascal fanfiction#pedro pascal edit#pascalispunk#daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry#he makes me feral#bark bark woof grrr#clawing at my cage#older man <3#tlou#narcos#pedro pascal wallpaper#pedro pascal is daddy#pedro pascal pictures
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The trees are always watching
#artists on tumblr#original photographers#original photography#hiking#pacific northwest#nature#washington#nikon#pnw#orofeaiel#tree#trees#eyes#watching#forest#naturecore#alder#bark#trunk
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These are so sick ngl I should post more and use these
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#ok thats enough thinking abt the real world for the next like year. good night everyone#sure hope nothing insane happens by the time i wake up.#barking#hungary#hungarian#it took so god damn long to get this pic to look this shitty
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More omegaverse with knight!Ghost and princess!reader
Because the problem is that you see your knight as something better than the man that he is. You know Ghost would never hurt you so you don't suspect that he wants to. You know that his oath keeps him by your side so you never see how badly he wants to leave it. You see him, smell him, to be this perfect model alpha, the protector made to serve and molded in blind loyalty, and you don't know how the horribly crying beast in his breast that lashes and tears at its restraints in an increasingly desperate attempt to hold you between its teeth and shake.
You need more protection than a simple knight can provide. A princess has value if she's the only heir to the throne and it bristles against Ghost's nature to think that if he left you there'd be no one to fill the gap. Maybe if you hadn't been so against the inevitability of marriage your outer kin wouldn't have resorted to such dastardly means of ascension.
As such when the heavy wooden beam above the pulpit collapses as you take communion, your lovely head bowed and your mouth open to receive a salvation that Ghost could only find between your thighs, there is no one else to save you but him. And far be it from him to deny himself the pleasure.
It satisfies some baser instinct to hear the creak of wood splintering, to feel the sudden rush of bloody adrenaline, to grab you and hold you. Tackle you really. A flurry of momentum that wraps its hand around your head to cradle you close and save you from the worst of the impact when you hit the ground and find yourself blanketed by metal plates. And anise seed.
Sharp peppercorn that tickles in your nose and sparks on your tongue only to be softened into a slow indulgent sweetness by the anise that sticks to the roof of your mouth and crumbles against your tongue like a spiced biscuit. It makes your teeth itch for a taste.
Ghost feels the change in your scent before he smells it, feels the bloom of warmth that trickles through his stomach and settles heavy around his cock, your soft scent teasing him like the stroke of a hand. He could part your legs and take you here. You're already in a church, what better place could there be? Knot you, mark you, make you his, only his, utterly his, always his, his, his.
He opens his mouth and feels the pool of drool that wets his mask, the ache of his teeth to bite, to claim. He gets no relief when he presses his hips against you, too many layers of padding, mail, armor. Too many barriers when he can feel the heat of you like a brand, your scent writing itself in deep carvings over grey matter.
"Ghost?" You question.
Consecrated ground stained with the red of virginal blood, drunk like wine, feasted on-
"Ghost." You press, your hands against his breastplate.
Your neck stretched long, his teeth notched against their home, placed like a cornerstone, sinking, sinking, sinking, until he never has to remove them, until the priest is forced to call it. Man and wife, hades and persephone, the monster and its-
"Simon," You whisper, your hands snuck under his helm to hold his face, "I'm alright."
His breath shudders from him, his chest pulling in a final heaving breath before he pushes away from you. His eyes train on the broken banister, your sneaking hands pulled close to your chest. Skin to familiar skin, right where his lips should be.
"Report." He barks to a nearby knight. He needs something else to sink his teeth into, some heartier rabbit to slaughter, or he'll dig his violent hands into you.
#x reader#cod x reader#cod x oc#x oc#simon ghost riley#ghost mw2#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley#simon riley x reader#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost modern warfare#knight!ghost#princess!reader#omegaverse#a/b/o#f!reader
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"Bark for me" is easily one of the hottest things a girl can say
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#the haymaker code (tag via @canonical-transformation )
yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.
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"all bark and no bite" WRONG!!! bite them too
#otherkin#alterhuman#therian#nonhuman#otherkin community#therianthropy#theriotype#otherkind#alterhumanity#alterhuman community
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