#BAM gay angels and demons

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RIP to all the tumblrinas who saw me reblogging/posting supernatural stuff on November 5th and because of my url thought they'd found an honest to god superwholock account in the year of our lord 2023 and had to find out by scrolling through my blog that now I mostly just obsess over Hannibal Lecter but kept my url from ye olden days.

[wolfoftheblackflames]

So I was browsing Tumblr since I like to do that sometimes, and bam! I got hit with a fic inspiration... Anyway here you go misfits! (This is set after the new hotel is built)

Girls' day feat. Angel Dust:

“Uh why the fuck is he here?”

Those words came out when the last of the invited arrived at Charlie’s little get-together. It was Angel Dust wearing a beautiful pink crop top and black shorts with sparkly neon pink heels as he grinned. “I was invited toots.”

“Ya got a problem with Angie?” Cherri growled at Vaggie, who lifted her hands in defense. “No, just thought he'd be with the guys..”

Angel Dust just laughed. “You're just jealous cause I can easily out girl ya toots.” He playfully sneered, fluffing up his sexy chest fluff.

Vaggie just growled a bit, though blinked as she heard the door only to see Charlie come back with the cutest looking outfit on, which was free flowing grey crop top with small sleeves that exposed her shoulders and a beautiful pair of casual jeans. Instantly she blushed a bit and looked away. “Ha, look at the blush on the fuckin’ munchkin!” Cherri chuckled, nudging her best friend Angel who joined in with a snicker. Even Niffty who sat on the couch couldn't help but giggle. “She looks like a lamp.”

Charlie pursed her lips clearly not liking the teasing. She flashed the others with her demonic red and white eyes to get them to stop. “Uh whoops, so uh what cha got in the box?” Angel laughed nervously.

“I'm glad you asked, since it's a girl's day I figured we could have a fun spa session!” The princess grinned, placing the box down and opening it.

Inside said box was a bunch of different skin care products, nail polish, scented body lotions, and much more. “I ain't one for just relaxin’ but Angie convinced me.” Cherri stated picking up one of the nail polish, a beautiful shimmering yellow like his eyes. Her face fell since it had only been several weeks since the battle with heaven.

“Seriously Cherri, ya needed it, besides we all miss our little snake.” Angel placed one of his arms around her. “Now let's see how this color looks on ya sugar tits.” He grinned trying to cheer up his best bud.

Vaggie smiled a bit. She knew the loss of Sir Pentious weighed on everyone. However, with the new hotel, it was a chance to move forward. She went over to the box and smirked. “He did like the smell of mint.” The angel held up some hand lotion to Cherri, who blinked.

“There wasn't a day where I didn't see that snake with either a cup of coffee or tea.” Angel mused as Cherri took the lotion with a nod. To her it felt weird, people actually being nice, to have had a man who complimented her mind instead of her hot as fuck body, and that kiss, fuck it had been kinda hot.

Cherri smirked a bit. “He was fun to pick on, the slimy shit.” She took off her gloves and casually applied the lotion. It really wasn't her style but she didn't mind it.

Charlie smiled a bit seeing how Cherri relaxed. She was hoping to recruit the bombardier but the woman had turned her down. “So Angel..” She smirked in a sing-song like tone. “I saw the eyes you were giving Husk. What's up with that?” She playfully poked the spider.

Angel blinked and cleared his throat. Even Cherri looked up at him and smirked evilly. “Don't you start too!” He groaned but blinked as Niffty giggled.

“I'm not one for the gay stuff, but I did notice ehehe. He always pours your drink first.” She smirked with her wide toothy grin. “I think that cat has grown soft.”

Angel blinked at Niffty, but then had a soft smile of his own. “During the before battle shit I wanted to stick by the guy and enjoy his drinks and company.” He admitted with a light blush.

“I saw you two flirtin’ durin’ the whole thing!” Cherri nudged with a grin.

Charlie squeed having the same look she had when Sir Pentious confessed his crush for Cherri to her. “I'm rooting for you Angel!”

Vaggie lightly punched his arm. “You got this.”

Angel just chuckled and hugged the girls. “Daww you ladies are makin’ me blush!” He grinned. “Now which of these would Kitty like?” He asked while releasing the girls so he could dig through the box.

Charlie smiled and picked out a gorgeous starry night nail polish. “This would look so good on you, Vaggie!” She grinned as Vaggie blinked. “Alright hon, go ahead.”

Angel chuckled seeing Charlie take out a nail care kit first. “Could you do my nails too blondie?” He asked “Sure!”

Cherri blinked being tugged on by Niffty who held up a very pretty perfume bottle. “Try this, it smells really nice!” The little maid grinned, spritzing some onto Cherri’s wrist. “Oh, it's kinda got a musky scent.” She mused as Niffty nodded. “It smells nice doesn't it?”

“Reminds me of the shit Pen would wear.” Angel replied with a smirk. “Where’d ya find that one Niff?”

“I got it from the store, I also sprayed every bottle so I could find the right one.” She snickered since she made the clerk really pissed that day.

“Ya turned the store into a mustard gas situation?!” Cherri smirked and ruffled Niffty’s hair. “Yer a fuckin’ freak, I like ya.”

Angel rolled his eyes but then looked at Vaggie and tilted his head. “Hey toots, why are ya sittin’ cross legged?” He asked with a playful smirk. “Are ya tryin’ to hide your tiny ass feet?”

Vaggie flipped him off. “I don't see you taking off your heels. So you don't get to say shit.” She retorted with a smug look.

Angel grumbled and flipped her off right back. He didn't exactly like his feet, hell when he did his pornos he begged Val to keep his sexy heels on mentioning that sick fucks would be extra horny for the mystery. Cherri looked over and got up. “Hey Angie?”

“Yeah?” Angel looked at Cherri. “Wanna try on these fuckin’ sexy ass heels?” She grinned showing Angel some beautiful black leather laced up heeled boots.

The spider demon's eyes lit up as he took the shoes. “Fucking hell Cherri Bomb, where did ya get these beauties?”

Vaggie blinked and tilted her head. “Those actually look nice…” She added seeing the beautiful pink trim along the top and sole. “I know right? Bought these bitches for Angie cause the fucker loves his sexy heels.” Cherri showed a wide grin as Angel chuckled.

Charlie giggled, seeing the heels. “What are you waiting for? Try them on Angel!” She playfully coaxed, having finished applying the nail polish to Vaggie's beautiful nails.

Angel blushed a bit however looked at the girls. “Turn around for a sec and I will.” He replied looking at his glittery heels.

Vaggie noticed his hesitation and sighed. She was going to regret this but took off her own heels to reveal cute little feet making Charlie squeak. “You want me to paint these too?” She asked as Vaggie nodded.

Angel blinked at the gesture, he then looked at Cherri who looked a bit surprised but smirked. “Don't worry Angie, I'll beat any dumbfuck who messes with ya.” The bombshell grinned patting her spider boi on the shoulder.

The pornstar gulped a bit but nodded as he started undoing the buckles of his beautiful sparkly boots. He gave Vaggie a small thankful nod as the latter smiled a bit. Soon his small cute spider-like clawed feet wiggled free, tipped with his pinkish white fur and small little claws. He looked over and spotted Charlie who had removed her own shoes revealing small red hooves. “Huh…” He smiled a bit, feeling a little less awkward thanks to the two girls.

“Here catch.” Vaggie tossed Angel some beautiful glittery neon pink nail polish. “Hey thanks Vags.” He smirked looking it over.

Cherri blinked but smirked a bit. These folks were alright in her book even if some were a stickler for the rules. “Here let me apply it.” She asked Angel who blinked. “Oh sure..”

Niffty easily grabbed one of Charlie’s hooves, making the princess yelp and started to look it over. “Ooo! Kinda like what Alastor has, except yours are smaller than his..” The maid giggled only to be accidentally kicked in the face when she touched a ticklish spot.

“Shit! Sorry Niff!” Charlie gasped, looking horrified. “Yay pain!” The maid cooed springing back up from the wall she had smacked into because of the power behind the kick. “Do it again!”

Cherri just laughed. “Damn, looks like the goody two shoes has some power. Ya practically punted the tiny bitch.” She smirked as Charlie groaned. “I didn't mean to!”

Vaggie had to shoo Niffty away to keep the maid from trying to get Charlie to kick her again. “Hey Niff, check this out, there's bleach in the next room!” Angel smirked as the maid instantly scurried off with a rabid expression and grin. “Thanks…” Charlie sighed in relief.

Angel winked at Vaggie as a ‘the favor has been repaid’ gesture. The angel smirked a bit and casually started to pamper those cute little hooves. “It's a spa day isn't it, you get some pampering too princesa.” (Princess)

Charlie blushed as Vaggie massaged the ankles. She then looked over at Angel who smirked playfully. “Aww ain't that cute, betcha two get into some fun kinky shit in the bedroom eh?” He teased as Charlie started to blush and sizzle. “I think they're those vanilla type fuckers. Looks like it anyway.” Cherri smirked as Vaggie grumbled trying to pay no mind to the teasing though her golden blush was starting to show again.

The more lewd duo laughed amused at the flustered couple's reaction, though Angel smirked a bit at his painted toe nails, he soon slipped on those beautiful boots looking more comfortable.

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While everyone was chatting, Charlie got a phone call. “I'll be right back, babe.” She gave Vaggie a kiss on the cheek and left to take it.

Cherri and Angel smirked at Vaggie who gave a confused look. “What?”

“Hey feather duster, wanna spice yourself up for your girl?” Angel smirked holding up some lotions. “Don't cha wanna see yer blondie practically fuckin’ sizzlin’?” Cherri chimed in with a playful smirk. Niffty giggled seeing Vaggie squirm.

“I know what she likes, I don't need your help..” The angel turned away with a cute huff. Though the golden blush gave it away that she did want to.

Angel smirked and nodded at Cherri and Niffty. “This is gonna be fun.” The spider man took out a comb and some hair products. “W-wait!” Vaggie gulped while caught off guard.

After an hour Charlie came back into the room annoyed. “Husk says that my dad and Alastor are fighting again, and they nearly burned down the lobby with a cook off..” She groaned coming back into the room. “Huh?”

Cherri and Niffty blocked her view. “And done!” Angel grinned moving away. “Go ahead and let the blondie through.”

“Ehehehe, enjoy the treat princess.” Niffty bowed and scurried away.

Cherri gave a thumbs up and moved as Charlie looked very confused. “What are..” She couldn't finish her sentence as she then spotted Vaggie.

“Hi hon..” The angel blushed with her hair looking so fluffy and wavy now. There was even a braid that brought some of the bangs back to expose the soft features of Vaggie's face. Charlie just stared as the scent of both apples and lavender filled her nose. “Ha! She's speechless!” Cherri laughed and gave a thumbs up to Angel.

Angel chuckled but blinked, coming over to Charlie. “Uh hello? You there, blondie?” He poked her, and Charlie fell over red-faced. “Whoa!”

Cherri just burst out laughing as Vaggie ran over. “Ya made her a fuckin’ knock out Angie!”

“So… pwetty…” Charlie mumbled her eyes swirling with her tail out wagging. She looked like she was drunk. “Come on sweetie, let's get you off the floor..” Vaggie easily picked up Charlie who laid like a cute little snake, her face looking dopey and in love.

Vaggie looked at Angel who gave a smug look. She grumbled but fist bumped the spider twink who grinned at his work.

Though the rumbling of the hotel made this day come to an end as Lucifer was chasing Alastor who was laughing like a mad man, with Husk coming out and shaking his head, clearly not drunk enough for this shit.

(This all started because I saw Vaggie had tiny feet and remembered the fact Angel didn't like his own feet...)

[lokislytherin]

MASTERPOST :>

SIDE BLOG @rinarchive52​ WITH REPOSTED FICS COZ I GOTTA KEEP TRACK OF MY STUFF YK

i gotta stop getting lost in my content / losing my content to the tumblr void so here is a neatly compiled list of everything i’ve ever written and posted, as well as everything i want to start / get done!

main fandoms: tower of god, lookism, nijisanji EN

COMPLETED

tower of god:

tog calendar: sandwiches, summonings and supernatural beings

japan boarding school horror story: toilet bound viole senpai

joseon dynasty ehwaryun: 火花

khundeath crack ft whipped reaper bam: no body no crime

khunbam soft tango dancing ft hwaryun: permission to dance

deep voice khun x writer bam: my mind turns your life into folklore

vday / white day exchange: you are in love

aguero is not scared of eldritch bam: wake me in the moonlight

bam gets yeeted out of bed: how to share a bed by khun a.a

soft sadist!maschenny: we're going crazy, 본 적 없던 naughty girl

beauty and the beast, nekokhun: dinner here is never second best

alice in wonderland, kidnapped cop!bam: we found wonderland

khun maria character study: twit

gumiho!khun x hwarang!bam with a lil plot twist: stay gold

tog x bnha au with todoroki!khun and villain deku!bam: bad guy

mafia spy!khun x cop!bam in khunfam party: bang bang bang

kiki’s delivery service khunbam au: cruel summer

nijisanji EN:

vox akuma + eldritch kindred: love me only til this spring

cop au!vox vs fulgur: cyborgs roll the dice, demons roll their eyes

debut lore fulgur gets isekai’d into a barn: how baa-thersome

sonny brisko creates chaos as goose: it’s time to HUNT

pickpocket konbini tenchou alban: welcome to the nekonbini

fulgur ovid attempts to babysit noctyx: baby, baby, baby, NO

vox akuma bday fic for akumazine: and there is happiness

uki gaslight gatekeep girlbosses legatus: the ‘leg’ in legatus

yandere student council president sonny x reader: PSYCHO.

cartographer!fulgur ft mer!uki: something fishy in the water

fulgur sheep transmigration fic, the sequel: yes i read you

merry crisis to hako tenshi: no shame, that’s where i’m at

akumazine round 2 ft hako tenshi: i do wish me a lovely night

noctyx 2nd anni zine nya: borg dreams of holly and ribbon

akumazine round 3 ft luxiem and hako: cause destiny is mine

lookism:

social anxiety awkward jay au: hong jaeyeol can’t communicate

chainsaw man!lookism au: 努力、未來、a beautiful star

idol!daniel x med student jay + plot twist: all eyes on me now

joy pov jay sick fic ft sibling feelings + daniel: made with love

5 wingmen vs 1 potential valentines janiel owo: hit and run

fluffy angsty gundaniel hurt and janiel comfort: finally clean

idol!daniel x med jay sequel + fox ears: you know i hype you boy

komi!jay finally confesses for white day: baby i love, i love you

janiel ft crystaljay arranged marriage: i found myself dreaming

janiel finally get their happy ending: and i hope i never lose you

byelingual gun x izakaya!reader + plot twist: speak no evil

idol daniel x pianist med jay: hey piano man, your dancing hands

assassinseok fails to kill jay 4 whole times: come a little closer

marine biologist x selkie jay ft ocean puns: when i sea you again

tattoo artist dan x gay panicking jay: nineteen’s kitsch

jay finds out ui dan is a closet cuddlebug: marshmallow cheeks

jaeseok meet cute + dan’s first time on a plane: city of stars

samuel and eli take care of yenna: and at last i see the light

flirty hyungseok x batman![guess who!]: hero in black armor

park jinyoung character study: hopes for tomorrow

prince!dan x protective guardian angel!jay: hikaru nara

vampire!dan x werewolf!jay rom com: mabushikute

spiderjay for nanowrimo: hong jaeyeol, superhero

jangseo hostel christmas ft yenna: snowing in my heart

lunar new year dragonjay: raging fire, roaring flood

disaster streamer daniel x hot gay jay: straight guy turns bi

jaydan post-first affiliate cuddles: and every time my heart beats

taesoodg beach shenanigans: hello, blue ocean view

firefighter dan x vet jay: cause baby you’re a firework

trigun stampede: 

aboverse plantcest fluff and theoretical cuddling: koko ni, nai

millions knives? no he’s a worm now: would you still love me

the grandmaster of demonic cultivation | 魔道祖師:

mid autumn festival wangxian ft glowsticks: 舉頭���明月

bts: 

handsome detective kim seokjin says be gay solve crime: save me

joon has heart cancer but it’s not what you think: 나 너를 사랑해

bwl era sope confession: i want to see the stars in your eyes

vampire!jeon jeongguk x human!reader: euphoria

waiter jeongguk coffeeshop au, u’ll get diabetes: hot stuff, beware

TO COMPLETE

tower of god: 

khunbam idol au, singer!bam x manager!khun: ships in the night

khunbam merfolk au (title is a spoiler / pun btw): fish out of water

snow queen!khun + angels/demons: it’s always you, crystal snow

harry potter chosen ones!khunbam (title pun): works like a charm

bts: 

detective jin says be gay solve crime part 2: i’m fine

beauty and the beast werewolf!joon x fairy!jin: the truth untold

circus au with photographer!jk + journalist!suga: burn the stage

mermaid!yoongi x human prince!jimin (same universe as ttu): run

lookism: 

star tears disease ft pining jaeyeol x oblivious daniel: starshatter

sussy ceo dg x journalist reader: devil by the window

jay adopts 5 y o kid!daniel: the single father to husband pipeline

dan accidentally moves in with ghost!jay: haunted

valentines secretary x ceo jaydan: my new boss is a himbo!!

niji:

reverse isekai with writer ike eveland:  hope in the dark

TO START

tower of god: 

little red riding hood yuri x big bad wolf mas: i’m a little monster

genshin impact:

鲸鱼之歌 (whale song): singer!childe x retired pianist!zhongli

fearless: jeanlisa dancing in the rain ft klee (no electrocharge)

niji: 

noctyx tog au ft other niji members: spiral to the abyss

[choruscas]

memories

based on 12x11 when dean loses his memory.

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Dean doesn't remember crushing on the trench-coated angel, but he did.

It was all a blur to him. Each memory slowly faded away, until Sam reminded him that they had an angel as a best friend. He was so surprised by that statement and wouldn't stop talking about him. The whole angel info and angel mojo was such a brand new thing to him, that he wanted to look and research more. He asked Sam millions of questions and his younger brother would simply reply with a few words.

"Ooh, what does he look like? Is he like seven feet tall and like a guardian angel?" Dean chuckled, he pat Sam's arm with the back of his hand. "No, no, no. He's like that one angel guy... God, what's his name? He's based off of that detective-"

"Constantine?" Sam rolled his eyes for approximately the forty-seventh time.

Dean snapped his fingers, the slight memory of him watching the show coming back to him. "Yes! Great job. Constantine. I bet he looks like him, but tougher." Dean chuckled.

Sam rolled his eyes as they continued trekking through the dark woods. He got annoyed with the whole witching situation, and how Dean got hexed by some random witch. Dean claimed he had no idea what had happened, and that everything that had happened that night was a whirr of white. Dean had tried to convince him he'll be fine, but trying to name different objects was difficult, even naming all the members of Bon Jovi circa 1983 was extremely hard. He couldn't even remember the name of a lamp, calling it a 'light stick' instead.

Before they went to the woods, Sam had called Rowena for help, asking her what they would have to do. She simply replied they had to kill the witch that had roofied him. Dean was even surprised that witches even existed, let alone monsters, ghosts and demons. Dean kept asking Sam questions which annoyed him even more, with each question and each sentence, the younger one got more irritated and the older one was losing his memory.

Dean's best friend was an angel! Isn't that insane? Wow, a messenger of God. Wait, did God even exist? Dean couldn't remember, but he knew that angel's were good, and they were friends with one, so all angels were good, right?

When they got back at the hotel, Dean was exhausted. He wanted to just lay down and continue forgetting about the bad things in the world. But the forgotten memory of the angel kept bugging him, he wanted to remember who he was, but he couldn't. He didn't even know what his name was, nor who he was. All that he knew was that he was an angel, which he guessed was good.

Dean practically jumped on the bed, and as he landed, the bed shook with force. He crossed his arms over his stomach and tried to sleep as Sam was sitting on the desk, writing something down with a pen and paper. Dean looked up in the sky and counted sheep, he counted up to nine but forgot what was next, he shook his head and laid it down to try to sleep, using a different method.

Damn, was sleeping always this hard? Dean had to have remembered how to sleep. It was easy. Just close your eyes and bam, easier done than said. Or was it, easier said than done? That didn't matter. What mattered was Dean's beauty sleep that he couldn't seem to get.

Sam had finished writing and he went on his phone, texting somebody to ask for help. Dean could hear the beeping and chiming of the phone and he slightly grunted to try to get himself to sleep. None of the methods worked which made him mad, sleeping was supposed to be easy and the highlight of his whole day.

A flutter of wings made Dean snap his eyes open.

"Sam, you called?" the man asked, who was all of the sudden standing in the middle of the room, looking at his brother and gesturing his arms outward. His voice was deep and he sounded angry.

"God, Cas. Thank you for coming." Sam replied, looking up at... Cas.

Sam stood up, putting his phone down on the counter and he hugged the angel. Dean was still laying down on the bed, watching the both of them intently. The man who had just fucking zapped himself in the middle of the room surprised Dean greatly. He was wearing a long, light tan trench coat that was wrinkled in the back. And when he turned back around to look at Dean, he saw his face and the rest of his body.

Damn! He was smoking hot. His hair was dark and ravenous, sticking out in different places as if he just woke up. He had painted azure blue eyes that stared at Dean with keenness. He tilted his head, his slight tan skin shined through the daylight of the blinds that were covering the window. Dean's eyes slowly faded down to his chest, and he was wearing a blue striped tie that wasn't fixed correctly, and it was lopsided.

Dean licked his lips looking at the smokin' hot man. Phew! Good lord, he was a cutie. And Dean couldn't stop staring at him.

"Hello, Dean." the angel said contently.

Oh shit! He knew his name, too!

Dean felt like he knew the man, but he couldn't quite get his finger on it. The angel was standing awkwardly in the middle of the room, and Dean stood up, walking toward him. The guy was so fucking familiar but all Dean could remember last was that he got some ice from a machine, and then other than that, nothing. He knew his own name, who Sam was, but that was really it. Then, he couldn't fathom anything else. Everything he ever knew was honestly a blur to him, yet he still told Sam he was fine.

He stood up from the bed, the soft mattress squeaking from the lost weight. Sam was standing in the background, looking very confused, and when Dean looked back at Castiel, the same dumbfounded expression.

"Well, damn." Dean said, opening his mouth a little. He shifted weight to his other foot. The man was numb-fucking gorgeous.

Dean's eyes flickered from the bright eyes down to his plump, pink lips. He still had his head tilted serenely, looking bewildered. Dean had never acted so lustfully around the angel before. There had been times before where their "profound bond" had overcome them, and they had stared with such passion that it seemed like the rest of the world didn't exist, that it had all stopped spinning. Castiel liked Dean, very much so. But he knew that he liked to bottle up emotions, and not tell anybody about them.

It wasn't healthy, but it was what Dean did. But now, since Dean had forgotten to hide, forgotten to bottle them up, he felt like he could be free to do anything. And so he did, by doing this very thing.

Dean reached his hand and pulled on Castiel's tie, tugging him closer until both of their chests touched. Cas grunted in confusion, furrowing his eyebrows together. Dean smirked, looking lustfully at the angel, their faces about three inches away from each other.

"Son of a bitch..." Dean muttered, "where have you been all my life?"

Sam was standing aside, his jaw dropped. He looked at Dean, then at Cas, then at Dean, then back at Cas. He was so surprised at what Dean had just said. It was like a cat took his tongue and scratched it up, put it in a blender and shoved it back in his mouth, he was that speechless.

Cas looked down at their feet that were almost touching, his face blossoming with blushes. He didn't know what to say, until Dean planted a small peck on Castiel's cheek. Chills ran from Castiel's face down to his spine and he jerked his head up, looking at the Dean who had just pecked him on his left cheek.

"Oh my god!" Sam literally shrieked.

Dean had just kissed an angel. Castiel. His guardian angel for the past decade, his crush for the past decade. Cas backed up, getting out of Dean's grip as he cupped his face with his hand. Dean didn't have a reaction, just a glowing blush. Dean had no idea that he had just kissed him, and that it was not the greatest thing. Well, it certainly wasn't a bad thing for Castiel, but once Dean gets his memory back, he'll be so mad at himself he won't know what to do.

"Dean." Cas spoke out, practically shaking with nervousness. None of them knew what to do. Dean was clueless, Castiel, feeling a frisson of excitement was taking tiny steps back, and Sam was in the corner, debating on whether he should record this breathtaking moment or not.

"Dean you kissed me!" the angel spat out, still fucking flabbergasted.

"I know." Dean replied.

"You kissed me." Castiel repeated, then he smiled. He felt a feeling he hadn't felt in a while.

Castiel had feelings for Dean ever since he raised him out of perdition. He saw his pure soul, and saw how perfect he was. When he first met him, he had this schoolgirl crush on Dean. Yet, throughout the years, his crush grew into intent love. He fell in love with Dean, just watching him. He felt like he didn't belong in the Winchester group, but he still imagined a day where Dean actually liked Cas.

Yet, this whole time, Dean felt the same thing. Cas lunged himself forward, putting his arms around Dean and kissed him so passionately that Dean almost fell backwards onto the foot of the bed, almost hurting himself from the impact. Dean melted into the kiss immediately, feeling the taste of his plump lips, and they were even better than what Dean had imagined they felt like.

Sam almost widened his eyes so hard they almost fell out of his sockets. He was watching his older brother and his close angel friend practically inhaling each other's breath. He was horrified, yet he fucking knew it. He knew Dean was bisexual! He knew the angel was gay, too, though.

Hell to the fucking yeah.

"GET A ROOM!" Sam booed through his hands, laughing at his dumbass joke. Yet no one laughed with him, damn.

But they didn't listen. Dean was grabbing fistfuls of Cas' trench coat, trying to pull him in as close as he could. And they did exactly that. Sam just shook his head, got the keys to the Impala and left the motel room, letting the door shut on its own. Sam went into the Impala and started the ignition, he looked at the window where the blinds weren't shut all the way and saw that they both reached the bed together.

Oh boy. Sam was gonna come back much later, just in case.

It went on for about... who knows how long. Not long enough, apparently, because they weren't stopping. Cas' hands eventually found themselves underneath Dean's shirt, trying to unbuckle his belt. Dean shrugged off Castiel's trench coat, letting it fall to the floor. Dean honestly had no idea what was going on, but he loved it. Castiel did too, every single second. They both knew that the day would come, it would've had to have just happened in the heat of the moment, where both of their emotions were vulnerable and spiraled out of control.

After they made out for approximately two centuries, they had to stop because Dean was tired. Lazy ass. They were laying next to each other on the bed, the mattress heaving beneath them because of the over-maximized weight limit the bed could support. Dean was holding Cas' soft hand, rubbing circles on his thumb.

"Are you glad this happened, Dean?" the former asked, looking over at the blond man. He was laying down next to him, his hand extended upward, behind his neck, while his other hand was still softly gripping Cas' hand.

"Yeah I did." he replied, breathing out and smiling. "But who is Dean?"

[crying-on-the-outside]

aight so I’ve got some fics on Wattpad and ao3 I’ve been working on and I figured I’d share them here cause why not

-Wattpad-

Shining Stars and Precious Jewels

A Tower of God fanfic (Khunbam)

Bam has an existential murder crisis but Khun’s always there. It started off fluffy, but is getting angstier with each update lmao. Updates monthly. (Twice a month if I’m feeling frisky.) One (1) swear word, otherwise pretty gen. Webtoon spoilers.

-AO3-

Convergence

A Tower of God fanfic (Khunbam)

Your average angel/demon AU. Khun and Bam are done with shit and they run away. They become very very gay for each other. Updates sporadically. T for language. Webtoon spoilers.

Halloween Unsolved

A BNHA fanfic (Minor Tododeku and Shinkami)

Halloween BNHA oneshot. Pony, Setsuna, and Mina give Todoroki the true Spirit Halloween experience. Based on a crack conversation. T for language. Canon in the universe of moofigin’s amazing chatfic owo what’s this, which I beta.

I also beta cozycrow’s BNHA chatfic oh hi, thanks for checking in, i’m still a piece of gar-bage~

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

okay i wanna talk about something here

look at zira’s face. this is right after Crowley asks for the holy water, “for insurance.”

“It’ll destroy you completely!”

He can’t believe that Crowley would ask for the holy water, not only because Crowley would die, but because Zira would lose him. Yes, Crowley had clearly fallen in love with Zira first, and everyone says that the moment when Zira began to return it was in 1941, but remember the rest of this scene.

“Do you know how much trouble I’d be in if they found out I’d been fraternizing--”

“FRATERNIZING?!?!?”

“Oh, whatever you wish to call it.”

When I first watched Good Omens, i assumed that Zira just meant being friends by ‘fraternizing,’ and i cannot believe i didn’t pick up on the gay subtext implied in that word.

I don’t think Crowley did either, which is why he responded so angrily. “I have lots of people to fraternize with, angel!” He thought that Zira had just friendzoned him, and if you watch his expression closely after he mocks Zira’s “oBvIoUsLy,” you can see him realize “oh shit, that’s not what he meant” and the hurt sets in:

Then the church scene happens, and this bit is just my opinion but I think the bit where Zira is staring open-mouthed at Crowley after he saves the books isn’t necessarily him realizing he’s in love, but him realizing that even after the spat in St James’, nothing’s changed. Aziraphale probably spent the next few decades feeling guilty for the way he reacted and thinking that he’d blown it with the demon, when bam Crowley swoops in and saves his ass from Nazis.

The next time after that is the bit in the 60s. You can still see how distraught Zira is as he gives Crowley the holy water, still believing it’s a suicide pill:

He knows Crowley won’t stop until he gets it, and he can’t bear to let him risk his life for it. So he blesses the water himself and gives it to him, even though he still believes that Crowley is intending to use it to get himself out of trouble, terminally.

Even afterwards, he’s still so scared of what he’d just done, possible even regretting it. For him, he’s just given the one demon he can’t live without the means to leave him forever. It’s probably tearing him apart, but still he does it. 

There wasn’t really a point to this, i just wanted to point out the emotions because goddamn feelssss

also of course thank you so much David and Michael for going so hard with this, you two truly are a blessing 

[nancylou444]

Good Omens anon here. I sent the terminology ask, too. I didn't mean that specific edit when I said "that's what I was talking about." It was just an example of the bigger problem you mentioned, like with the Malec posts. I can't go into any tag without seeing destiew stuff. There is absolutely no parallel between destiew and the G.O. couple - who aren't canon, anyway, in the way Wincest isn't. They're an angel and demon - not an angel and a human - and they aren't gay, like everyone claims.

AH, yes and they wonder WHY so many fandoms hate their guts. 

It doesn’t matter if the ship is canon or not, if they are a couple of people who are friendly towards each other, then BAM it has to be a parallel to destiehell. And if they are a REAL couple, that makes it even better, because that means that destiehell is going to be canon. (don’t ask, in their heads this is a fact)

[carrionmagpie]

BAM IT’S THE BITCH SQUAD (minus a few sides)!! Profiles under the cut >>

Chris:

25 Year old transman

Married to Albi

Bubbly and happy character

Owns and manages a tattoo shop

Suffers mild to severe body dysphoria

Alcohol issues

Chinese origin

Was adopted by a wlw couple at age 5

Albi:

27 Year old man

Supportive Gay FriendTM

Protective of Chris

Designs tattoos, Chris inks them

Doesn’t speak to his parents (disowned him)

Mild demon blood

British origin

Allie:

25 Year old woman

Jealous, vengeful, silent aggression

Recently awoke from a 4 year coma

Long term relationship (7 years) with Charlie

Dislike/distrust for her sister (Angie)

Deceptive, can hold a grudge for years

Abusive father, paralyzed him from the waist down at age 12

Vietnamese origin

Charlie:

23 Year old woman

Emotionally and mentally vulnerable

Easily mislead/manipulated 

Quiet but deeply caring

Prone to fits of anxiety and panic attacks

American origin 

Zita:

Long term relationship (23 years) with Hex

86 year old demon woman

Royal demon blood/Angel hybrid

An estranged daughter of Lucifer 

Oldest heir to the throne of Hell

Quiet, shy, compassionate and loving 

Emotionally unstable under high stress

Mixed race makes her exceedingly powerful 

Runs a craft shop

Hex:

82 year old demon woman

High class demon blood

Headstrong and proud

Former captain of Lucifer’s guard 

Given to Lucifer from birth to serve him

Incredibly disciplined and hard working 

Currently working in government to improve human/demon relationships 

Zaada:

28 Year old woman

Short term relationship (5 months)

Taken from birth and experimented on as a biological weapon

Currently in hiding from the company that held her

Caring, but hard to gain her trust

Serious emotional, mental and physical scars but hides them well

Isaac:

91 Year old demon man

Common blood demon

Raised a farmer/rancher

Left Hell after his parents died

Confident but soft and loving 

Melanie:

23 Year old woman

Demon/human hybrid 

Faces alot of abuse as a half breed

Professional stripper, well respected in her club

Loves Harper, sometimes makes bad choices to win her over, doesn’t see her often anymore

Mental heath issues 

Angie:

25 Year old woman

Large scale crime boss

Incredibly manipulative and deceptive

Cruel heart, twisted, sinister personality

Lashes out randomly even when presenting relaxed

Has a knack for killing

Not concerned with her own health and safety 

Struggles to deal with her mental health issues 

Ran away from home at 7

Has difficulty showing genuine love and affection

Harper:

23 Year old woman

Professional stripper/prostitute

Hates her jobs

Used to work with Mel, has since moved to a new city

Recently broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years

Generally happy and kind, but struggles with stress

Nina:

29 Year old woman

An unknown species recently discovered underground

Large scale mafia boss

Malicious and destructive

Extremely strong for her build

Manipulates people with a kind and caring demeanor

Loves torture, very sadistic 

Tortured Allie and put her in a coma

Once dated Angie, broke her heart 

Coldhearted and unsensitive

Always keeps her own goals in mind

[adorealeclightwood]

Alec in 3x04.

Okay, I haven’t decided on a format for how I’ll be doing this, but a name and episode number will suffice for the time being.

First of all, I’m really happy the first scene we got with Alec was at the institute. I mentioned that I love to see him work, because I do! Often times, when you have a character in a relationship, that ends up being the only thing you see. If it’s an LGBTQ relationship, chances are, their entire storyline will become nonexistent, and they end up being “that one gay character”, or whatever. I’m glad that both Alec and Magnus are able to remain well rounded characters and have a healthy relationship simultaneously. Other shows could stand to take a few notes. 

In regards to him working, this is the content I’ve been waiting for. Alec is a leader; he wants to get shit done the right way. When he’s standing there questioning Morgan and Izzy enters the room, you can tell he’s been at it for a while. There’s an owl demon out killing mundanes, and he wants to put an end to it. Anyone else would’ve likely killed Morgan without a second thought, but he’d rather find the source and deal with things from there, which is exactly what I’d expect from someone as intelligent as Alec. I spoke about character development because it’s a far cry from the Alec I knew in season one (don’t get it twisted, I loved him back then just as much as I love him in this season). 

Now, there’s something I’ve wanted to get off my chest since 3x03. Am I supposed to believe that Alexander Gideon intellectual, king of knowing when something is wrong, master bullshit detector Lightwood can’t sense that his parabatai is a victim of demonic possession? This is probably more of a writing thing, but I’m going to discuss it anyway. 

Their souls are bound, guys. Closer than blood. No human bond compares. It’s not like “hm, I think my buddy is a little sad right now”. They can feel each other, and they can tell when the other is hurt. Jace brought a piece of Alec’s soul back to him, for crying out loud. If Jace is losing sleep, unable to remember where he was, or how he got from point A to B, and being plagued by nightmares, I - a logical young woman - would assume that there’s no way in hell Alec is just carrying on as if everything is normal. 

Fortunately, he doesn’t disappoint. Clary comes in asking to have Jace pulled from a mission, and you can practically see his bullshit sensors going off. Rightfully so, because when has Jace ever switched out willingly? She starts spouting the same crap about Jace being tired, and he isn’t buying it. “When you and Jace were at Lake Lyn, my parabatai rune disappeared. There’s a reason for that.” That line was executed PERFECTLY. He knows something went down, and he’s giving her the opportunity to speak up. She lies again, and I can feel the frustration in that sigh because it’s so relatable. You’re being lied to, and you know you’re being lied to, but you can’t get to the bottom of it because you weren’t there when whatever happened actually happened, and you don’t have any details. Meanwhile, someone you care about is going through some rough shit, and you can’t help them.

I’d also like to point out that he acknowledges how much Clary cares about Jace. At this point, he probably knows she’s protecting him somehow, and although he appreciates that, he still needs to know what the hell is going on, and he manages to get that point across without disregarding her feelings, which is nice to see. He asks Clary to tell him if it’s anything serious, and she doesn’t even bother lying - she bails. She’s walking out of his office, and you can sense the frustration again. He’s dealing with the possessions and murders, trying to track down the owl, harboring his mother’s secret about being stripped of her runes and exiled (which none of his siblings are currently aware of), and on top of all that, he doesn’t know what’s wrong with Jace because he’s being lied to by both him and Clary. That’s enough to make anyone feel helpless, and helplessness isn’t something you want to feel when you’re the one in charge. In other words, my boy is stressed, honey.        

Quick note: I meant what I said about wanting more scenes with Alec and Clary. I’ve always found their dynamic interesting, and now that she’s actively keeping a huge secret from him about Jace, it adds a new level of angst to their relationship, and may actually hinder or prevent their friendship from growing. We know Alec is big on honesty, so this is now the second time he’s asked her flat out what went down at the lake, and she’s lied to his face. I don’t know about you, but I’m super anxious to see how that plays out. Will he lose his shit and have her turned in while he finds a way to protect Jace? Will he ask Magnus to help Jace? Will he be angry at all? Who knows!

Now, it’s Malec time. I know you were waiting for it. 

I said something about them being functional, and I can’t even begin to express how happy I am that they are. Alec isn’t just the Shadowhunter fresh out of the closet, and Magnus isn’t some glittery warlock he’s hooking up with. Alec is the head of the institute, actively doing his job and trying to track down a demon that no one’s seen before, and stop it from possessing and killing mundanes. Magnus isn’t the high warlock of Brooklyn anymore, but he’s still useful. He didn’t even want to go to that party in 3x01, but he went anyway, because it was his duty. There’s old, dark, dangerous magic lurking around, and he wants to get to the bottom of it. He’s helpful and supportive. They’re both active - we get to see them actually do things. What I’m trying to say is, I’m a sucker for the soft stuff, but I’m super happy that there’s more to each of them than their relationship. I hope that makes sense! Whew.

Now, back to Alec.

Right off the bat, you can tell he’s going through it. He hasn’t been eating or drinking because he’s so worried. If anyone is able to help Jace, it should be him, but he can’t, because he doesn’t know how. Magnus offers some comforting words (like the kind, thoughtful man he is), and not even five seconds later, Alec is already moving on to the next task. Again with the leadership! Yes, he’s worried about his parabatai, but he’s got other things to deal with as well. They’ve reached a dead end with the owl situation, but he’s still looking for some answers, because let’s be real, do we expect anything less from Alec? Once again, Magnus is ready to help, and Alec is essentially like “cool, thanks”, but he’s still upset, because when you’ve got twenty things going wrong and you can’t fix any of them, it’s hard to take a breather. 

I want to talk about him coming back to the institute for a second. (I’m jumping around a lot, I know. I’d apologize, but this is how my brain works. I’ll do better next week, I promise.) The security system goes haywire, and while I’m sitting here thinking their IT department needs to update their firewalls, Alec shows up. Apparently it’s only been down for a few minutes, but the look on his face when the other girl says she hopes it was just a glitch, I just...

(I’m sorry, but I have a weakness for attractive, agitated men. Sue me.)

Anyway, they head down to where Morgan is being kept, and he sees her lying on the ground and takes a pause. She looks dead, but she can’t be. He wanted to save her. Magnus works his magic, and bam! She’s alive and confused, but no longer possessed. Then, Alec reassures her and says she’s okay. 

THIS IS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, PEOPLE. Remember when he referred to Simon as “it” while he was a mundane? “Mundanes. Look at them, running around like ants.” I have to admit: sassy, sarcastic, asshole Alec was truly a gem, but I am loving this turnaround. After all, we wouldn’t love certain characters half as much if they didn’t evolve in one way or another, right? 

Right. Moving on.     

When Alec finds Jace staring into the mirror, I replayed the first few seconds four or five times. Just seeing Jace look so lost and slightly afraid, then Alec comes in teasing him, and he jumps a little, and you can see that cocky facade slipping back into place. I’m pointing that out because Jace is hiding something. He’s hiding something from his parabatai, and Alec picks up on it in a heartbeat. He asks why he pulled the security footage, and naturally, Jace is defensive. Under different circumstances, I’m sure some bickering would ensue, but Alec doesn’t engage. He just wants Jace to know he’s looking out for him. Alec is practically telling him the same thing he told Clary; “I know you’re not alright, you’re lying to me, but I want you to tell me the truth”. (Not verbatim of course, but you guys get what I’m saying.) 

I’ve seen some people saying that Alec bringing up Jace’s birth mother’s mental illness was out of line, but I disagree. He doesn’t know what’s wrong with Jace, all he knows is that he hasn’t been sleeping, he looks like hell, and nothing feels right. They deal with other shadowhunters, angels, demons, vampires, werewolves, warlocks, and seelies on a daily basis, but they’re half mundane themselves. They’re human, too. Mental illness is a very human thing, so it wouldn’t make sense to rule that out completely. Jace thinks that Alec is calling him crazy, but he wants him to know that that isn’t what he’s saying. He’s just trying to help - as usual. 

I enjoyed this scene because it shows how their relationship has been affected by Jace being under Lilith’s control. In season one, Alec had a problem with Jace running around doing God knows what with Clary. They fought about it, but they got through it. They had a huge fight when Alec tried taking Meliorn to the silent brothers, but they resolved that too. In season two, Alec got possessed and killed Clary’s mother. He was up on the roof, blaming himself, and Jace went up there to talk to him. Alec ended up leaving, but still, they talked it out. (I hope you’re seeing a pattern here.) In the past, they managed to work their shit out and move on. This time, things are different, because neither one of them truly knows what’s going on. Alec has no idea that Jace was literally killed and resurrected, and Jace has no idea that he’s the owl that’s got Alec so stressed. 

Honey, we’ve got a big storm coming.

That’s all I’ve got for now, and I’ll be back with more discourse next week. In the meantime, if you have any questions, comments, or requests, let me know, and I’ll happily oblige! 

Now, go hunt some shadows! (Or continue scrolling, whatever makes you happy.) 

Bye.

[heebsthejeebs]

A bisexual angel and a gay demon both fall in love with two different humans. Hijinks ensue. Bam, story done.

I’ve done more for the lgbt community in that one sentence than supernatural did for 15 seasons.

Supernatural has angered me so much that I’m gonna become a talented scriptwriter and director just to give lgbt fans what they deserve. Literally fuck off. I can’t believe this.

[sarahpatrick67]

Destiel FanFic

Dean and Sam r fighting some dumb monster thing when (BAM) *everything goes white* D: "SAM!? CAS?" (Turns around and is in an apartment) D HELLO?? *pulls out gun and starts to check out the house when he hears a shower going and then hears the shower turn off* Dean slowly looks around the corner wth his gun drawn and he notices a picture on the nightstand of him and cas cheek to cheek Confused dean lowers his gun a little only for the door to open and cas to come out in a towel and covered in water Dean looks him up and down and suddenly feels very hot when looking at cas' ripped body C: woah why is the gun out *puts hands up a backs away* D Sry I..I thought I heard something C awww that's alright baby I love it when u get protective of me *winks* Dean, baffled stubbles away from cas D: where is Sam??? C: Sam? Ur brother ? Idk u haven't really talked to him since the wedding... D WEDDING? What wedding? C ours assbutt Dean thinking: son of a fucking bitch ....I'm in another alternate reality thug C: stop acting so weird and get ready our reservation is in half and hour -----later----at restaurant (Dean is going along with cas cause he has no idea what's going on) They r sitting at the table when cas puts his hand on deans thigh D Cas what the hell r u doing C what r u talking about D (pushing his hand off his thigh and going on a rant) i don't know why ur doing this but u need to wake up from this dream or whatever cause I'm getting so confused. Sam isn't picking up the phone and my impala is gone and I can't find any off my hunting gear and bobby is not picking up and there aren't any stories on the news of monsters and demons and the apocalypse and it's scaring me and THEN THERE IS THE FACT THAT WE R MARRIED AND IM ODLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.. C (interrupting dean) woah woah calm down what r u talking about (looking very confused and concerned) D I need ur help cas I don't know what to do (tears in eyes) C let's go home and figure this out ----back at their house----- They walk inside and go into the bed room Dean : cas I don't think I can do this I don't know how to escape and I need u to use ur angel powers and let's leave Cas: OHHHHHH I get it nowww ur oral playing ur fantasy that I'm a gay"angel" and ur the straight "hunter" that I love and we hunt demons and then i make u change ur ways for me (giving a sexy smile) Dean (heart beating very fast suddenly realized how close cas is) cas no what r u doing C it's ok dean don't fight it (pushes dean against the door and winking since he thinks this is part of the game) Suddenly dean realizes that he does in fact feel something for cas and looks him in the eyes and only sees love and care and lust. Unable to think of anything else dean starts to give in Both Breathing heavily and looking at each other's lips. Dean starts to lean in and just at their lips brush together ..... (BAM) dean is back with Sam in his world and now and forever has VERY STRONG AND CONFUSED feelings for cas THE END

[awed-frog]

Hi! I've just read your meta masterlist written for someone who wanted to convince their friends that deancas is real. First of all - thank you, what a treat to have it all in one place. The best Matrix red pill of them all. Second of all - "the entire S8, which was basically a demented Jane Eyre AU" - could you elaborate on that? I'm mighty interested.

Hi! Thanks for that - uhm - it’s missing a lot of stuff, though. I’m sure there are better masterposts out there, and I actually looked for them, but all I could find was fanfiction stuff.

As for the Jane Eyre thing - I should say I’m a fan of the Brontë sisters, so it wasn’t supposed to be an insult or anything, but it’s hard to deny that those kind of novels (particularly Wuthering Heights) are over the top and überdramatic and there’s almost an unhealthy focus on love and falling in love and what happens if you lose that and how your life can never be complete without that one person who means everything, and if that person is your foaming-at-the-mouth insane half-brother, so be it. And the thing is, Supernatural seasons often hinge around powerful and borderline soap-operish themes (the whole ‘almost orphans desperately looking for their father while killing things’ was very Dickens, in a way - if Dickens had been high on opium and cocaine and stuff, that is), but S8 really went above and beyond. I mean, even without the big love story for the fucking ages supporting the entire narrative arc, it was full of OMG and oh no! moments - 

Sam is all alone in the world and may have found love but oh no! his brother’s back from the dead and super pissed and oh no! the woman he probably loves is actually not a widow and OMG what next?

Hunter Dean found himself a new best friend but oh no! he’s a vampire drawn to human blood but OMG he’s promised to abstain forever and fight his own instincts every day for eternity but oh no! what happens if he can’t?

There is a way to banish all demons from the Earth but oh no! it’s a magic spell that requires a human sacrifice and oh no! Sam actually wants to do that and is it guilt or depression or martyrdom or OMG is he simply that heroic??!?

- so much Gothic extravaganza, the list could go on and on. But, as I said, at the heart of it all are Dean and Cas, and what’s going on with them is so sappy and romantic even Charlotte Brontê would have edited some stuff out.

Like, I don’t even know where to start. 

At the beginning of the season, Dean is precipitated in a world of darkness and monsters. He fights his way out for an entire year, and during that time he prays to Cas every night - Dean, who normally doesn’t pray at all. We know he’s tortured and desperate, because part of him believes Cas is dead (because Cas always comes when Dean calls, right?) and all of him knows it’s his own fault, because he forced Cas to fight even if Cas wasn’t in his right mind and Jesus, ALL the regrets and ALL the guilt. Then he finally finds Cas, who first refuses his manly and chaste affection and then pushes Dean to safety and chooses to die in that hellhole. This is so incredibly traumatic that Dean erases that entire memory as he makes his way into the real world (and, remember, we’re talking about Dean ‘I remember what was done to me in Hell’ Winchester here - I guess losing Cas was more painful than that?), which is just as lonely and brutal and hostile as the one he left behind (cue all the drama about Sam and Benny and Crowley killing everyone he can get his hands on). As he fights on, Dean starts to see Cas’ ghost everywhere, which is, like, standard behaviour for a Romantic hero or heroine but also legit what happens to you when your brain suffers such a heavy loss it can’t cope (if you’re not reading this alone at night, I recommend you check out this article about Japanese cab drivers picking up ghost passengers after the tsunami, and this BBC radio program explaining why it happens). This is obviously distressing for Dean, but then, as he’s fast approaching his breaking point, Cas actually shows up in person - he cannot explain how he found Dean, since Dean still has the anti-angel tattoo on his ribs, but wait - we know Cas can sense longing, right? so that’s why and if that isn’t the most tragic, romantic thing you’ve ever heard, get out. But there’s worse to come. Before that, though, we’re treated to a brief comedic interlude featuring the sappiest love trope ever - ‘all grown up’ - as Cas retires to the bathroom (and why) to clean up and reappears all handsome and clean-shaven, causing Dean an erection and much embarrassment.

(I still can’t believe that is a thing that actually happened, by the way.) 

Next, of course, there’s the whole ‘Cas has been trained and programmed to kill Dean against his will and beats him up in a darkened crypt and nothing can happen now everyone is doomed doomed doomed but wait I NEED YOU and BAM, suddenly the mind control is gone and even someone with the whole of Heaven’s power behind her can’t come between Cas and Dean and Cas will never hurt Dean and what the fuck is even happening?’ episode, which, again, how was that an actual thing? Sometimes I think we were all high during that season and we had a collective hallucination or something. And next there is all the ‘You didn’t trust me? You didn’t trust me, I almost died to get you out, I would have died, I did not leave you’ drama as Dean finally remembers what happened (he doesn’t, by the way: Cas heals his brain, and those memories come back), and meanwhile in the background there’s more over the top and dramatic stuff going down - Sam being weird and volunteering to die and Benny also volunteering to die and Dean can’t save anyone and can’t do anything and now BAM, turns out Cas is also dying, or leaving forever, anyway, and there was so much unsaid stuff between them I remember fainting and melting into my couch during various episodes and thank God for smelling salts. And after all this torture and torment and ALL the love and ALL the pain, the very last episode was the worst of the worst - Dean must basically say goodbye to the only people he cares about and would do anything to spare, because both of them are dying, and it’s a sort of Sophie’s choice too because Cas is gone and Dean doesn’t have time to focus on that because SAMMY and at the end we’re left with him half supporting his brother’s weight as they look up at a sky full of falling angels (and is Cas one of them or did they kill him already and aaaaargh).

So, look - I’m even leaving out stuff, and it’s still almost unbearably sugary and tragic - it’s not like they haven’t had other weird moments between them, but this season alone is more romantic than, say, the entirety of Jane the Virgin, who’s supposed to be about romance, or even Grey’s fucking Anatomy, where, sure, you get those random episodes where a train explodes and people are stuck all over the city and you can’t save all of them and surprise! you’re probably dying yourself BUT you also get some time to breathe in between and episodes where almost no one’s fighting and people are having sex and how come they never sleep, seriously? And what I just can’t believe is that we’re the only ones to have both sides here - Dean still doesn’t know about the thousand Deans Cas was forced to kill, or about those convoluted reasons Metatron had for cutting out Cas’ Grace, specifically, and Cas doesn’t understand how close Dean came to tell him those three stupid words which would have solved and changed everything, and he doesn’t get why Dean was hurt by his choice to remain in Purgatory, and how much, and he must ignore or disregard, by now, those random spikes in Dean’s arousals, because he assumes that’s what humans do or whatever and he probably never realized he should have hugged Dean back that time on the river bank, and what it meant to Dean that he didn’t. See? Tragedy and misunderstanding and Dean being an actual Gothic heroine and Cas being all Rochester-y about things (early Rochester, I mean, the one who was determined to be a martyr and could not believe someone as smart as Jane would ever find his old ass interesting in any way).

I know we always say it, but that’s honestly how I feel all the time - I don’t know what the hell they’re thinking here, because you cannot write a story like this, you cannot insert all these tropes and bend and twist and narrative so stuff will only work with the foundation of a Great Love, and not see it. You physically cannot, especially if you’re a trained screenwriter and this is literally your job. So they do see it, and what? I don’t mind the UST and the pain and the slow-burn (much), but I still wish they would make it clear that this is indeed where they’re going, because they can’t keep writing this shit and pretending they aren’t. It’s - if someone had written S8 as a Destiel - canon divergent after S7 fic on AO3, I’m not sure I would have read it. So gay that it’s almost OOC, I would have thought, and there’s not even the comfort of some smut - it’s all angst, all the way, and come on - even this show is not that gay.

Except it is, isn’t it?

Lucky us.