#BABY GIRL. (boomp boomp)

[abbyandercel]

ok but i don't think we've really dissected just how messy the salt lake crew, minus nora, is.

ok so boom, abby and mel are, like besties/homegirls, right? and what is an unspoken rule within girl friendships? girl fuckin code. GIRL CODE! DON'T DATE YOUR BEST FRIEND'S EX! that should just be friend code imo but whatever. anyways, abby and owen break up or whatever and mel goes right behind and GETS WITH OWEN. not only has a romantic relationship BUT GETS PREGNANT BY HIM. THATS SO FUCKIN MESSY!

now, we don't know how abby felt about that forreal forreal but I doubt she was 100% ok with it. like, i used to have a best friend who went for my ex-boyfriend months after we ended things, but at the time we were talking and were this close to getting back together. i was gonna full-on clobber her. shes lucky covid saved her ass. like it was hot gossip at our school and his school for two good years. but i digress.

AND THEN ABBY SPINS THE BLOCK AND HOOKS BACK UP WITH OWEN KNOWIN FULL WELL HE GOT A BABY ON THE WAY AND IS STILL WITH MEL I think! if I was mel.. well, I wouldn't have fought abby cuz one punch from her would have me seeing god... but shes not bullet proof. but whatever. but mel kinda did her big one telling abby she was a p.o.s, so imma give her her flowers for that. but I don't even think mel laid into Owen. like bro, I'm carrying your whole ass kid AND IM ABOUT TO POP AT ANY MOMENT AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? buutttt mel in the wrong too! why are you boomp-a-doomp-a-doompin' with your best friend's ex???

whatever. correct me if im wrong, but yall really let a man come between the sisterhood? tragic.

edit: i just revisited the boat scene. abby really let the girls out and he didn't so much as suck on them... there was no foreplay, mans just slipped it in and gave 5 pumps in 30 seconds. like... and that was worth ending an entire friendship?

[slovenlyrecordings]

We got some killer new titles in at Slovenly USA

And some Jawbreaker records too: sloven.ly/store1

Stoked to have Tha Retail Simps cruddy-ing up our inventory... GET THIS! And the new one from The Whiffs? YASS QUEEN. If you're not getting it from us, get it from the dudes demselves on their upcoming August tour!

New LP from Paint Fumes too. You can't beat it with a bat!

Best repro of the lot? That's easy... THE VALIANTS "Tequila Twist" is one of the hairiest jungle exotica tracks E.V.E.R. and it's backed with a swingin' SHAN-TONES track for this ish.

Tonsa other ubercool garbage back in stock as well... CHECK IT OUT.

CHERRY CHEEKS "S/T" LP (Second press)

SICK THOUGHTS "Heaven Is No Fun" LP (Third press)

TEE VEE REPAIRMANN "What's On TV" (Third press) LP

JOHN & CAROL WITH THE SAVONICS "Get Your Hat" / BILLY "THE KID" EMERSON "I Did The Funky Broadway" 7”

JIMMY DEE "The Push" / DANNY LUCIANO "Get Into It" 7”

VALIANTS "Tequila Twist" / SHAN-TONES "Sheba" 7"

ROLLERS "Troubles" / ELMER PARKER & THE LIGHT LIGHTERS "Look Out Baby" 7”

JIMMY NOLEN "How Fine Can You Be/ Strollin' With Nolen" 7"

PRESTON LOVE "If You Ever Get Lonesome/ Groove Juice" 7"

LOS DADDYS "Cumbia Kairo / La Cumbia Primero De Mayo" 7"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Rhythm  And Blues Guitar Crushers Vol. 1" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Vocal Group Madness!" LP

SCREAMING LORD SUTCH “Story” (LTD., RED vinyl) LP

BIKINI KILL "Revolution Girl Style Now" LP

BIKINI KILL "The Singles" 12" (CLEAR BLUE vinyl)

EXPLODING HEARTS "Guitar Romantic (Expanded & Remastered)" LP

JAWBREAKER "Bivouac" (GREEN vinyl) LP

JAWBREAKER "Unfun" LP

RETAIL SIMPS, THA "Reverberant Scratch: 9 Shots In Tha Dark" LP

HILL, BUNKER "The Girl Can't Dance/ You Can't Make Me Doubt My Baby" 7"

FLOYD DIXON "Roll Baby Roll / Hey Bartender" 7"

GRIFFIN BROTHERS ORCHESTRA "I Wanna Go Back / Stubborn As A Mule" 7"

CHRIS KENNER "Sick & Tired/ ERNIE FREEMAN "Dumplins'" 7"

NATHANIEL MAYER "I Want Love And Affection / From Now On" 7"

MICKEY & SYLVIA "No Good Lover / Walkin' In The Rain" 7"

AMOS MILBURN "House Party/ I Done Done It" 7"

MORGUS & THE DARINGERS "Werewolf/ The Morgus Creep" 7"  

Back in Stock:

MISFITS "American Psycho" (ORANGE vinyl) LP

COCK SPARRER "S/T" LP

13th FLOOR ELEVATORS "Psychedelic Sounds Of" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Universe Rocketin'" LP

CRAMPS 'Psychedelic Jungle' LP

MISFITS "12 Hits From Hell: The MSP Sessions" LP (ORANGE vinyl)

SAMHAIN "Initium" LP (Random Colored vinyl)

SAMHAIN "Unholy Passion" LP (Random Colored vinyl)

SAMHAIN "Final Descent" (GREEN vinyl) LP

BAGS "All Bagged Up" LP

BIKINI KILL "S/T" 12"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Buzzsaw Joint Cut 1 - Diddy Wah" LP  

VARIOUS ARTISTS " Buzzsaw Joint Cut 2 - Astro 138 & DJ Zorch" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Buzzsaw Joint Cut 3/  Pavinyl" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Buzzsaw Joint Cut 4/ Juke Joint" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "BUZZSAW JOINT: Cut 5 / Sophisticated Savage" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "BUZZSAW JOINT Cut 6: Dusty Stylus" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Buzzsaw Joint Cut 7: James & Misty" LP

BUZZSAW JOINT "Cut 8/Johnny Alpha & Carl Combover" (VIOLET vinyl) LP

GIBBLE GOBBLE - EXOTIC BLUES & RHYTHM Vol. 5 10"" (CLEAR vinyl) 10"

OOP BOOMP: Exotic Blues & Rhythm Vol. 13 10"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Slow Grind Fever Vol. 5" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Slow Grind Fever Vol. 9" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Slow Grind Fever Vol. 10" LP

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Gunsmoke Volume 3: Dark Tales Of Western Noir From A Ghost Town Jukebox" 10"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Gunsmoke Volume 5: Dark Tales Of Western Noir From A Ghost Town Jukebox" 10"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Gunsmoke Vol. 7- Dark Tales Of Western Noir From The Ghost Town Jukebox" 10"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Gunsmoke Vol. 8- Dark Tales Of Western Noir From The Ghost Town Jukebox" 10"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Songs From Satan's Jukebox Vol. 1" 10"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Trashcan Records Volume 2: Midnight" 10"

VARIOUS ARTISTS "Trashcan Records Volume 5: Cha Cha Bop" 10"