#Ayo starting soon let’s gooo

[bxd-kxrma]

Prologue - Null Eviction

Stepping through the void portal Karma took a look around the area, vast nothingness. It was exactly as one would expect when entering a vast white void. Completely empty except for the exit building that lay just a couple feet ahead.

“Echo!” Her voice would somehow echo even though there was a lack of walls for her voice to bounce off of. Maybe she was just that loud.

“Good morning Vietnam!!!!” And again the echo would bounce her voice back, earning a small laugh from the brawler before she set down the small bag accompanying her to the ground and opening it up. “Ok, now just to double check. Capsule box full of food and drinks? Check. Sensu beans? Check. And… Some extra clothes. Yup. It’s all here.”

‘What are you planning now?’ The voice inside her head would stir like a dark cloud in Karma’s mind. Clearly agitated, as usual.

“I’m not gonna spoil the fun. Just sit and wait.” Karma would begin to stretch as she talked. “You know, I was thinking. You were right, I’ve really lost my drive. My passion or whatever you wanna call it. Maybe being a house wife wouldn’t be too bad. But you listened to what Ruby said too, training is about moving forward while attaining goals and being proud of yourself and who knows, one day my specialties may be needed to help with whatever threat my come our way. So. I’m really tired of being stuck in the same spot. I think it’s about time I snip the dead weight from me already.”

The brawler would finish her little warm up. “So, anything else to say?”

‘….You and that bastard are fools. But I’ll play your game.’

“Fuck you’re predictable.”

Karma would sigh and look at the building that served as the exit to this dimension. There was a bit of hesitation in her movements as she feared the worst outcome of her plan. That, and she would also be doing something very stupid. “Man, I should have said goodbye to some people. But the last thing I wanted was someone worrying about me.” Or a couple people.

“Oh well, at least Dad’s a quadrillionaire.” Her hand would glow a bright pink, summoning a ball of energy in her hand that would soon encase her palm. “I’m sure she’ll cover me when I get out.”

‘Wait! You don’t plan to-‘

“Sure do! You ready Null? No way in! No way out! Let’s do it!”

Despite the screaming of the alter in her head, Karma would launch the pink energy ball right at the exit, effectively blowing the building away until there was nothing but dust and rubble.

‘You goddamn idiot! You’ve doomed the both of us!! When I get out of here-‘

“Yea see, that’s the next thing… You ready to come out?”

“Cause now. I’m gonna kick your ass.”

[astral-nautical]

suckening liveblog bc i dont wanna spam my friends lol

spoilers ahead!!!!!!!!!!!! going to put all of episode 1 in one post :O

i didnt expect emizel to be pronounced tht way tbh!! em-ee-zel...i expected emi-zel if tht makes Any sense

oh emizel got daddy issues? sad. wait he runs a GANG?

the arts fucking insane dude im so happy they worked w so many people for this

oh hello soda :O bro has some transgender energy already like. who dresses themselves in stuff w their name on it if not someone who picked their own name?

GANG WAR,? i love emizel i dont know if this is the rightr vibe or not but hes giving me 'punk kid whose pretending to be in a gang' and i love him for it

smash bros commentary is so funny omg

oohhh vampire time soon???? fangs gonna BITE

'sometimes i just say shit and idk what it means' SAME SODA.

ohhhhh nooo this is not gooooood. oh em ur getting fucked uppp

FIRST COMBAT WOOOOO omg the music is fucing phenomenal i love u nathan hanover

oh my god this is fuckjign insane NO SODAAAAAAAAAAA

ayo ? kiss time ig. NAHHHHH BITE TIME

wat the fuuuuuuck What the fuuuuuck LMAO FUCK DOUBLE BITE??????? CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKER

FRENZY CHECK??????? oh here we go dude vampire timeee

so emizels fucked. ANYWAYS ROMANIA

bizlys character art looks like hes abt to cry lmao. sad little twink

im so fond of this guy and hehasnt even talked? hes so funny. why are you so well dressed AYO EYESHADOW?

SHILO IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM? oh no his accent is so cute. cute as in like a stuffed animal is cute not like attraction. im aroace

is shilo like? rapunzel? is he not allowed to leave his room ?

hes so funny im so fucking endeared omg

"WHAT DOES A VAMPIRE KNOW ABOUT FENCING?"

oh he IS rapunzel he's never met a mortal!! why is his mother never letting him out :O

oh....he wants a book on birds :,) he wants to read abt pheasants....

HE WANTS A PET PHESSANT I AM GOING TO START CRYING

shilo is a manipulative little BASTARD i love him he can do no wrong in my eyes forever and always. my wet and pathetic cat that i hold so dearly

ohh curious boy curious boy...doing this he should Not b

oh fuck shilo's mom so much i have a bad feeling abt her alreadyyyyy

my bbg...run away flee this place get OUT god i fucking hate his mother she caused him so much shame he's frenzying :((((

'both of you will take me to the darkened door, or i Will Scream." shilo you are my favourite forever and ever

ARTHUR.......OH HIS DESIGN IS COOL AS FUCK

kitty kitty cat :O give me their name rnv ITS A GIRL oh the little kityt noises im going to pass away

void...is she smarter than arthur lmao?

FUCLFUCKFUCK COWBOY VAMPIRE IM SHITTING MYSELFNSJFDJS

arthurs so cool hes like if rumi had a goth phase

fucking What is arthurs deal whts he looking for here. hello

SHILOAPPEARING IN THE AUTO SHOP IM GONNA LOSE IT. GUARD HELP THERE IS OIL ON MYHANDS Who is that.

"i believe in you. you are my special boy<3" shilo is such an asshole i adore him

emizel is here :O the trio are meeting up lets gooo

how did i COMPLETELY miss arthur can control shadows what the FUCK. what the HELL. ARMS OF THE ABYSS?

THE SHOEHSHFJAKGK

"i ask of you to calm down" "...i flick my other shoe at him."

"GREFGOR WE HAVE TO GO EVEYYONEW IS BIG AND TRYING TIO KILL EACH OTHER :(" shilo i adore you.

"uh. Pretend i am dead." (collapses)

this is beyond fucking funny. emi and arthur sorting themselves out while shilo has a panic attack and fakes being dead like a fucking possum

NAH THEY END THE EP THERE? THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY GOODBYE

in conclusion shilo is my newest bbg and my discord server profile is already fanart of him. god bless

[kalesorbet]

the egg banquet (we liveblogging)

(liveblogging is better than livetweeting bc no character limit lets gooo)

a little pre-going-live for your troubles

i love puffy's skin

i'm watching bad's pov bc he deserves it

HELLO RANBOO WHAT IS THAT SKIN YOU HAVE ON??

ayo george wake tf up challenge

honestly it wouldn't be a dsmp lore stream if it didn't start late

ok we live now

ok wait im going to watch puffy until bad's stream really starts

BAD'S STARTING SOON SCREEN IS SO BADASS!!

I T I S T I M E

niki my beloved

"everything is going according to plan" (definitely not 30 mins late)

... sam where's your super cool egg banquet skin

i don't think they are on the same page on what "turning over a new leaf" means

he really said "oh foolish is here" and i got an ad

the banquet room looks so good fr fr

"i uh... peed on the egg" LMAO FOOLISH PLEASE

"bad said i have a dumpy bad said i have a dumpy" - prison warden of pandora's vault

yo what if they sit down to eat dinner and the fucking prison sirens start

W H E R E I S S A P N A P ? ? ? ? ?

AYO RANBOO LURKING IN THE FUCKIN WALLS?

MY MEOW MEOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

dream was invited... my meow meow

ranboo continues to be SO BAD at being incognito

these are some positive fuckin speeches i feel some fore-fuckin--shadowing

ROADTRIP REFERENCE ROADTRIP REFERENCE PONK MY BELOVED

lmaoooo george getting shaded so hard

i bet the soup is egg juice to corrupt them

wait i just realized where's purpled

LAVA THE LAVA WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LAVA WHAT THE FUCKKIGN FUCK

AYOOOO????

my evil little egg pspspspsp

HANNAH !!!!!! HANNAH CORRUPTED HANNAH EHEHEHEHE

sam tnt farm my beloved

that's so cool that the obsidian does that though

ARE THOSE NETHERITE BLOCKS

"we can now begin the summary executions" IS THIS STILL MINECRAFT RP???

wait is this where we see mystical eret powers

foolish where's ur lightning shit

lmao the way he threw the watch

c!foolish my beloved

no let my meow meow be a powerful ancient god

this is the part where i remember puffy is foolish's dad

i wonder what ranboo's doin rn

i wish philza was here for the "my son is going to die in front of me" parallels

FOOLISH :((((((((

im so sad p l e a s e

QUACKITY MY BELOVED MY MEOW MEOW MY FAVORITE LITTLE OOOOHHOHO

YEAAAAAHAHAHAH

i am rubbing my evil little hands together again

c!quackity my walking human rights violation

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

TECHNOBLADDDEEEEEEEEE

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHB TECHNOBLADE MY BELOVED

HOUND ARMY LETS GOOOOOOOOO

PURPLED YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I AM DOIN MY LITTLE DANCEY DANCE RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHA

BABE TECHNOBLADE YEAHAHAH

"SAVE US" LMAOOOOO

im sorry i have to switch to puffy so i can see my technoblade

sam prison warden "i will simply lock up and torture all of my problems"

lmao george sounds like he is ASLEEP

techno's little "no problem" ueueueue

wait hold on i didn't watch the end of bad's

dream getting broken out of prison hopes dashed once again sadge

purpled and punz brothers that are easily swayed by money

i wonder how being sacrificed to the egg will affect foolish hmm