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chalice-half-full · 3 months

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The gods turned up the heat recently and now my shoulders carry the painful attention of the sun. Woe is me, undeserving of the trials I must endure... 🛩

#I wasn't made for the heat #Please #I forgot to reapply suncream suncream #Atleast I survived 6 hours with minor scrapes #Ough #Forget what I said #I am in agony #I wasn't built for pain #I will pull the sun's rays by hand and pull Apollo from his chariot onto the ground of mortal men #I hate being uncomfortable constantly plz #My knees are getting burns on the hot concrete #A marking and testament to my devotion #I'm gonna shed like a lizard #Satire #I'm kidding if it's not clear #Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't with the reading comprehension on this site

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