#Assassination Classroom Spoilers

[quwyou]

fuckitwhynotASSASSINATIN CLASSROOM LIVEBLOG GO!!!!

everyone please skip this if u havent seen bc there spoilers!!!!!!!! its a good show fuck you go watch it!!!!!!!!

ep. 0 but ive seen it before so i spoil some later (like final episode later) stuff right off the bat

godd it been like a year since ive last seen this but i used to rewatch it every few months lol. started thinking about how the fact that koro-sensei has a beam attack feels like an ass pull bc it is but its still well-written despite that (similar to other thing his tentacles can do, he's had no reason to use it before, established reason for hiding abilities) and now i just wanna re-watch the show again bc its been too long tbh

[lovecraftiancicada]

Mmm parallels, delicious, painful

[captainstrawberrywings]

Here a graffart collab with assassination classroom

[jillflame]

I feel like I've watched this show...

[randomguy0ntumbir]

(spoilers) Nagisa Shiota is truly the character of all time. He is an average student. He is best friends with the school bully. He is the best assassin anyone's ever seen. He is the weakest student in his class. He is best friends with the school prodigy. He is transgender against his will. He is an anti-drug counselor. He is a kindergarten tutor. He is best friends with a movie star. He is a waiter. He eats explosive pudding. He treats his dad like his little brother. He breaks necks for fun. He went to space. He is 4'10. He seduced a guy into buying ramen. He got french kissed by his hot female teacher. He is a kamikaze bomber. He went underage clubbing against his will. He is best friends with an (alien?). He shocked a man with a cattle prod. He used martial arts against a martial arts specialist. He throws knives at his enemies and misses. (on purpose.) He looks unstylish in most things except dresses. He wears a vest and tie. He takes no shit from anyone except his mom. He takes notes on everything. He is incredibly charming. All his classmates make fun of him. He is best friends with the school's star athlete. He does all the sports. He is thin as a bone. He french kissed a classmate while she was (very literally.) on fire, which helped a lot. He is a good kisser. He is extremely aromantic. He wants to be a schoolteacher. He is the calmest person ever. He is the angriest person ever. He has no sense of self-awareness. He is weak to applause. He is best friends with the school prince. His nemesis is an army drill instructor. He likes to swim. He pilots jetpacks. He climbs cliffaces. He reads safety manuals out loud as a means of intimidation. He flew to Hawaii just to see a movie. He is the star pupil of the class. He is the errand boy of the class. He is part of every social group in the class. He is a government secret. He sneaks into government facilities. He likes to swim. He goes on daily mountain hikes. He is banned from running along rooftops like in action movies (but does so anyways.) He plays videogames. He is a military strategist. He likes catching bugs. He looks like a flower. He has the vibes of a snake. He has the cutest smile. His eyes shine like stars. He stopped the apocalypse. He has blue hair.

WATCH ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[disquiet-dream]

goddddddd

painful to read

the fact that nagisa with his hair down kinda reminds me of pre-transition mogumo fukaboku. does not help.

not the same situation at all but y'know. gender and bad parents and my stomach hurts reading it. so.

[kurushimiangel]

the way my jaw dropped when I saw this I LOVE HIM

[gali-la]

how the fuck is an octopus about to make me cry

[phantoms-lair]

23 if you're still accepting numbers? ^^

MSA + Assassination Classroom There was another ghost.

And boy howdy was Arthur tempted to ignore it and do nothing. The first ghost they'd run into had turned their well dissevered vacation into turning a mountain into a haunt and possibly adopting Vivi's distant cousin. Given his druthers he'd avoid this one if not for one thing.

It was following a kid around. Constantly.

That kind of attention from a ghost was devotion. If it was to protect the person, that was great. If it was vengeful though...Arthur couldn't take the chance.

Surrepticiously walking past the student in question, Arthur grabbed the blond ghost and kept going, dragging him away.

"Hey wait, you can see me? You can touch me?" The ghost seemed more flabberghasted than enraged, which boded well.

"Yes." Arthur answered once they were away from other people. "now want to tell me why you're following that kid around?" "I just...I want to help him. It's my fault. But I can't do anything and no one else can even see me." Ah, guilt. That was a motivator Arthur knew far too well. "What's your fault. Maybe I can help you fix it?" "I ruined his life." the ghost bemoaned. "All because I couldn't take it anymore. If I'd just stuck it out instead of jumping..."

"Were you close to him?" Arthur asked softly.

Surprisingly the ghost shook his head. "We'd never met, but his father was my teacher in middle school. When he found out I'd jumped because of bullying he took it...he took it bad. Real bad."

"Bad enough to abused his own son?" Arthur's voice turned harsh.

"Physically I don't think so. Mentally and emotionally though-" the ghost shuddered. "Asano-sensei believed it was his fault I jumped, because he taught me to be a good student instead of being strong enough to survive. Strength -physical, academic, psychological - was all that mattered. No loosing allowed. All of this, E-Class. the discrimination, the fact that Gakushu-kun only knows how to react to people via manipulation, it's all my fault." The ghost sobbed.

"No!" Arthur said firmly. "Jumping...Killing yourself wasn't the answer, but you are not responsible for a grown man's inability to cope with grief. If you didn't set him off, something else would have. " Fuck it, in for a penny, in for a pound. "Me and my friends, we're going to stop this. We'll save the students and the teacher's kid. Promise."

"You can't." The ghost sobbed. "Nobody can win against Asano-sensei. Nobody!"

"Well, call me Odysseus, Kid, because he is going to lose big time. I know things he doesn't and faced terrors beyond human reckoning. If those haven't broken me, nothing will."

"You can see me." The ghost said again, but this time it was as though he was realizing something. That if this person before him could touch ghosts, what else could he do.

"My name is Ikeda Rikuto," the ghost bowed. "I put myself in your care."

"Kingsmen Arthur," Arthur bowed back. "And you might want to think about what you'd say to your old teacher if given the chance, because that chance may very soon be coming up."

[quwyou]

mr. karasuma is one of the people on the "i wanna suck your dick" list but not bc like im down bad for him but bc i just respect him so much like u deserve it man!

[galacticghoste]

Assassination classroom Koro-Shadow AU

I TOOK ONE DAMN LOOK AT THAT SQUID/OCTO FORM OF SHADOW AND IMMEDIATELY SAID

OMG ITS KORO-SENSEI!!!!!

Also Amy can be Yukimura Aguri

Bc look you understand if you seen Assassination classroom Koro-Sensei backstory goes so well with them!!!!!!

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

korosensei is so silly god I love him

morally grey characters how I love you

[galaxyofviscera]

I didn't realize this til now but akane kinda reminds me of the green haired girl from assassination classroom (ngl I forgot her name lol) cuz like she's literally an actress and had to pretend to like koro sensei even though her hatred stemmed from a misunderstanding and not. some terrible guy torturing kids for fun

akane’s my fav actress because I just KNOW she was seething during some parts of the nonary game. god bless her heart

[disquiet-dream]

oh, that's REALLY fun

[dabiscrustytoe]

Thinking about the interesting little thing with both Izuku and Nagisa becoming teachers. I just think it's neat I guess.

[kyrieeleisonelise]

“Funny? Entertaining? It was all part of the lie known as Kayano Kaede.”