#Ask the King;;

[fatestouch]

What is the dumbest or silliest thing someone in Greenhaven and Ibissia have been arrested for?

Greenhaven:

"Hm... well, there was the time that someone impersonated a soldier, just to see Cecil fight up close."

"Except the guy didn't realize I was going through all of the soldiers that day. So when it was his turn, it was pretty obvious pretty quickly that he wasn't a soldier. So, he got the shame of getting his ass handed to him and an arrest."

Ibissia:

"One lone person attempted to assassinate Father. On their own." That's really it. "I actually don't recall if they were actually arrested, and not just executed on the spot."

[insomniphic]

What's your take on Odysseus's trauma and recovery back in Ithaca?

*looks at all the comics I made*

Lol but really, I realistically expect it to be severely rocky. He’ll have good days, mostly bad days, but what keeps him grounded is of course his family, you know?

But imagine losing your entire fleet under your command...

...only to come back to an entire population of thousands of people, expecting that you will lead them.

What if he fails again?

[wormturned]

It is scientifically proven that Dungeon Meshi will cause one of the characters to manifest in your head and tell you how to improve your life. You either get:

Senshi: eat well, rest, nourish yourself

Chilchuck: labor rights, advocate for yourself, scrutinize everything

Marcille: take care of yourself, study necromancy, be a lesbian

Laios: respect everything, learn about the world around you, be autistic.

[lavender-menace-420]

jonathan sims and his collection of weird mildly murderous lesbians who only sort of hate him (they’re his only friends)

[hartro-owns-my-heart-ro]

a lil simon ocd comic set some time in the first year or two after cawm, i think he'd struggle a lot with having his mental filter back after 1000 years without it and try to beat back a lot of perfectly benign thoughts he'd had no problem with as ice king

[kyri45]

About your monkey trio comic! (my favorite thing ever btw) I noticed that redson tends to be alot more reciprocal to touch from mk, so I won't wondering if 1) spicy noodles would be in this comic as a ship and 2) if the two could have a moment together where he tells redson about the whole parents thing since redson also has some pretty on and off relationships in the beginning with his parents, kind of a bonding moment

Awww Red Son and MK bonding over daddy issues~

Also this will get a sequel DBK ins NOT done with Wukong. He WILL get that shovel talk

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT)

Asks by @shadowlilly101 , @terezsa07 @smilesthroughfandoms and @autism-autobot

[demonic0angel]

Danny, as ghost king, has no actual ruling authority (Since ghosts hate being told what to do). This makes things awkward when magicians or heroes or cultists summon him to ask him to command his "subjects".

"Stop right there!" Spoiler cried, tied up and wriggling. Red Robin and Robin were near her, also similarly tied up and trying to get out. "You won't get away with this!"

One of the cultists laughed. "That's why you're wrong, hero! We will summon our god and he will turn this world into a paradise! Well, for us that is. For you... perhaps it will be hell."

"Can any of you hurry up and escape?!" Robin hissed.

"I don't see you getting out any faster!" Red Robin spat back.

"Shut up and focus!" Spoiler snarled, wriggling even harder.

However, they were too late. The spell was completed and as the world turned dark, the sigils glowing green alongside the candlelight, a young boy appeared in the portal.

"My lord, the Ghost King, High King of the Infinite Realms, Master of Darkness and God of Death! Obey us and heed our instructions!" The cultists said, as Robin started cursing up a storm.

The young teen stared at the cultists. There was an awkward moment of silence where even the three vigilantes paused.

"... right. What did you call me here for?" He eventually asked.

"We command you to call for your army of the undead and take this world under siege!"

The boy blinked several times. Then he said slowly, "Okay." He stood there in the rune circle, unmoving.

Another one of the cultists shouted, "Why are you not calling your undead army?!"

"Hmm? Oh, right, yes. My... undead army. Of course. I'll get right to it."

He still didn't move. Eventually, he turned to look at his wrist, but there was nothing except his gloved wrist. He looked to the other wrist, but there was still nothing. Now all three vigilantes and the other cultists stared at him with baffled expressions as the teen then said in a mutter, "Crap."

Pandemonium erupted as they then realized that whatever being was summoned did not actually know how to call for an army or needed to obey the bidding of the people summoning him.

Later, as Red Robin and Spoiler asked him who he was or why he couldn't do anything (since he seemed really agreeable), he answered with a grumble, "You try to wrangle over a billion ghosts who think you're a superpowered baby who shouldn't be ruling the ghost zone."

[bigshotautos]

doodle dump !!!

[noodles-and-tea]

I have to agree the fiddleford stuff is amazing and I’m chewing on my hand so hard out of happiness when I see it

HES THE BESTEST!!!!

[goddessofbees]

Happy Inktober to anyone who is participating!

Here is my brand new Dad Dan Au, my DanDad Au if you wish

*clockwork owed him a favor*

Danny on the left, Dani on the right

[fatestouch]

The invitation envelope is sealed with blue wax, the outline of the Meriet royal seal carefully pressed into the the center. The invitation itself consists of a single letter that reads:

❝The kingdom of Brecaea cordially invites you to join them in celebrating the Festival of the Blue Moon. We humbly look forward to your presence in ushering in a new lunar season that is set to begin on at . We advise that you dress in light, airy clothing and have footwear that will not be damaged by any amount of water. We also advise that you arrive by sunset on the first day of the festivities in order to fully experience the welcoming ceremony.❞

Along the bottom of the letter, the words “Please dip in water and turn over.” is written in neat lettering along the bottom of the invitation card. Once done, the rest of the letter continues as follows:

❝An additional, private gathering will be held at Castle Luvalon throughout the entire event. Overnight accommodations will be provided to all guests with this invitation. We advise you keep it in a safe place, to bring it with you on your travels, and to present it to castle staff upon arrival. Your host, Queen Dakota Tetrarch of Meriburn❞

(for the Kingdom of Ibissia)

"Another party invitation?" The crown prince scowls a bit, before covering a series of coughs with a hand. "Have we not had enough of these since everything with the Vanystean Empire?"

"This will hardly be a similar situation, I believe, particularly with Meriburn. And never mind the Empire.. if your sister has her way, we'll be seeing much more of them in the future."

"And I will have my way." She gives Typhon a glance. "Will you be feeling well enough to attend, Ty? You've been having trouble since we returned..."

A sigh. "I'll be fine, Nina... as long as I don't over extend myself, I'm sure the doctors won't object. Plus, it wouldn't look good for me to stay home while you both attend. I just don't need anymore surprises..."

[plumadot]

Saw your post and absolutely adore your art; could you draw any of the lifers with an oh expression?

he's going to follow that man until the ends of the earth isn't he

[thatonefishfriend]

some of y'all wanted to hug him, so i obliged <3

[das-a-kirby-blog]

kirby test print

[jaytalking]

Something something if you need the crown and ring to be king (& you don't want to be king) just... Give them away and... accidentally re-invent ghost vassalage I guess???

[forged-in-kaoss]

What can you do when you can't even pull yourself out of the water? NOTHING! THAT'S WHY I NEED HELP! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE SWORDS, YOU BASTARD. I can't navigate. I can't cook. I can't lie, either. I'm confident that I can't live without help!