#Ask meeee!

[aceleeticklish]

What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

Describe your favourite outfit

I’m a really boring person so a lot of my lockscreen (it shuffles images) are stock, but it’s mainly my dog or pictures from holidays in Cornwall.

This is an amazing one i got at night in an empty car park in Truro, Cornwall 🥰

if i were a cookie…. Hmmmm. Probably a cinamon chocolate mash up, cause i’m warm and sweet (when i want to be) but i can be spicy and annoying 😜 A song i know all the lyrics……. If i were to sing it without the music I’d be screwed…. But, it’d be Gary Numan’s Intruder, Take That’s How did it come to this, or Robbie Williams Party Like a Russian 😅🩵 My favourite outfit would have to be, my oversized “band” t shirt from red bubble “Gary King and the Enablers” from the world’s end, my new stitch jogging bottoms and my long trench coat with my blue marine hat. Super cozy, doesn’t go tog but i give no shits. Thank you Hedgey!

[rozugold]

🐣 c!clingy if possible and not too late :]

Climgyy :]

[cozymochi]

If you're still accepting requests, 14 for Ruggie? :)

(only ones from a month ago like yours)

14. Their sick day scrubs

my gut says he technically doesn’t have or own anything designated for that

how appropriate that i finished this while I myself am sick with covid :,))) i will never take it easy

[teddybeartoji]

omega!satoru... rubbing up against you like he's a cat in head,, he's nuzzling his face into yours, into your neck, into your tummy – he's smearing his scent all over you as if he's marking you up but his real goal is to just push your buttons. he wants you to pay attention to him, he wants you to put him in his place so he's murmuring stuff like "c'mon, you're supposed to take care of me" and "don't you wanna make it go away". his fingers trace over the tent in your pants and the low growl that crawls up your throat excites satoru so much that he almost giggles at the sound. this is exactly what he wants – for his alpha to punish him for misbehaving, for being such a little shit. your eyes grow dark at the sight of his giddy expression and you know that he's doing it on purpose. but he is right, isn't he? you are supposed to take care of him, and right now said 'taking care' just means bending him over and fucking him until he cries to teach him a lesson.

[codacheetah]

Tell me your opinions on the stuff. Any stuff.

Grins. Smiles, even

I'm using you as an excuse to infodump my theory about the Island because I've had no in to do that, and my theory is pure opinion. Anyways:

THE ISLAND IS STUCK IN THE FUCKING FUTURE

(SCARE CHORD)

Hi so you might ask me. What the fuck do you mean by that. Well. Let's start with what we know about the Island, the King, and Wish Craft. (long ass post under cut. sorry)

The Island was redacted from the perception of outside world, via Wish Craft.

Wish Craft has the power to enable Time Craft. We see this primarily through Siffrin's timeloops, but also through the King's powers.

One of the King's powers is to show the saviors a "vision of the future."

...And this same attack is deflected back at the King by Mirabelle in ACT 5, in which the King is able to see the Island before being frozen in time.

...So. The King's "vision of the future." We're never told explicitly what this vision is. All we know is that it's apparently powerful enough to wipe the party in one hit, hearing it from a distance hurts your head, and that whatever Siffrin (and Loop) saw, they don't seem to actually be able to describe it. Even the King himself doesn't know what his vision entails.

We don't know whether the party all sees the same thing when struck by the vision, and Adrienne's answer to the question about it in the Reddit AMA is. vague? It's not a "no," and the specific wording makes me think the answer might be yes. But that's me reading into it.

Now. What do we know about the Island's redaction? The Island was affected by the wish recently, as in "like a decade ago" recently. We know that nobody in Vaugarde or the rest of the world is capable of thinking about the Island, anything closely tied to the Island's culture, or people on the Island for very long. When they do recall these things, they slip right out of reach. Particularly, the consequence for trying to think about the Island (or, more specifically, break the wish that forces the Island out of perception) is significant pain, localized in the head.

And that said pain is enough to become lethal, if pressed hard enough.

From here forward I'm running with the assumption that the King's "vision of the future" is not personalized to any individual, and is unchanging throughout the course of the whole story. Now. Remember the end of ACT 5, where the King gets hit with the deflected "vision of the future", and instead of dying, he recalls the Island and gets frozen in time? Very odd, yeah? Why wouldn't the King just die like everyone else does? He even does take 9999 damage when trying to say its name, like Siffrin does, and like the party does when they're hit by the attack.

Well. We know that he has a "true wish" that the ability to freeze Vaugarde in time grants. I don't think it's at all a stretch to guess that the King's "true wish" is to be able to remember the Island. My personal guess is that the King (and Siffrin) brought this "true wish" into effect via the "SAY ITS NAME" sequence- he even tries three times, a significant number in wishing.

The King (and Siffrin's) wish breaks, because it can't be fulfilled in this moment without breaking the wish to prevent the Island from being thought about. However. Consider the conditions at the end of ACT 5- the King sees the vision of the future reflected back to him, and what he sees is the Island. He remembers the Island, fulfilling his own wish, and is frozen in time. I consider this a compromise between his wish and the one binding the Island- the King gets to remember the Island, but nobody alive is able to think about it, because he's frozen in time; it's like the Universe is correcting itself (I WILL GET BACK TO THIS). The wish of all of Vaugarde to defeat the King is fulfilled, since he is no longer a threat, and Siffrin's wish wraps itself up soon after.

MY POINT BEING. The King's attack is a vision of the future. This "future" is of the Island, in some uncorrupted state. The saviors see it when he attacks them, and he sees it when it is deflected back to him.

The logical next question is "okay, so the Island exists in the future, but how do you know time shenanigans are even related to the Island?"

Recall a very odd series of interactions throughout the game, in which you try to interact with a piece of equipment that you already own.

The game rewinds slightly, before the item disappears, as the Universe corrects itself.

This is awfully similar to two particular events: looping back without seeing the death screen, and talking to the Daydreaming One about her sister. The latter is more interesting to me for the purposes of this theory.

In both instances, something is misaligned within the Universe (an item existing in two places, someone remembering something they're not supposed to) and it is corrected through some sort of rewind. Also compare the dialogue above to when you try to give Mirabelle the Stylish Bow when you already own it.

The world glitches, but Siffrin defuses the situation before the Universe has to intervene. Omitted from the screenshot is the fact that Mirabelle's portraits switch to happy from "catastrophically anxious" with no transition after Siffrin shows her where the bow is. Important to note is that when Mirabelle tries to recall receiving the bow, her head hurts, much like how trying to break the Island wish causes a headache.

The Universe leads you away from perception, and you can only follow.

My theory that I keep circling around is that through Wish Craft, the Island has been displaced temporally. The denizens of the Island, as well as the Island itself, still exist, but they are in the future. The Island is still loaded into the world, like how equipment is before you try to interact with it, and the Island cannot leave this quantum state, because it never actually went anywhere. The magnitude of the redaction event is so severe with the Island, because it is so much larger as an entity than a sword or a bow. There are of course things I don't really have pieced together, like why somebody would wish the Island into the future, how far into the future it is, or why equipment behaves this way. But it's the only Island theory I've seen that I have some level of confidence in, so I might as well lay out my cards for it.

[screampied]

What if I said, nerd! Nanami… bimbo! Reader..

Imagine him being a tutor of sorts, absolutely trying his hardest to get u to understand the basics of your shared calculus class. But all you can do is stare dreamily at him, daydreaming about riding his virgin dick 💔

He’d say, “Can you pay attention? What could you possibly be thinking about that’s more important than passing this class?” “You 💞”

His mind is absolutely gone. There goes Mr. stoic, hello Mr. Mating press on library table in the back with a hand on ur throat to make u be quiet 🙂‍↕️

LIBRARY SEX CORE 😋✨

nerd nanami is a must 😫

omg nonnie this is so yummy. MATING PRESS ON THE TABLE IS CRAAAAZY ???? me when. i feel like even if he’s a virgin he’d be a quick learner. imagine him making us accidentally squirt and he’s like “did i do that? 🧍‍♂️” ARGH

[dymitre]

Can you draw your oc and Ratchet like this?

Ohh aah uhh aaa uhhhh ye-eee-ess ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆❤️

[stilesfuck1ngstilinski]

I just can’t be normal about Spideypool genuinely cause if I had a man who had extensive experience in killing and made a career out of it to turn a new leaf to impress me !?? Peter Jesus fucking Christ

[asleepyy]

uhhh gift 4 u! image of justin bieber holding out a bouquet of flowers

AJSHAHSAHSHA I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS ON LOOP FOR A MILLION UEARS OH MY GOD 😭😭!!!! BRILLIANT!! such beautiful animation!!! Oh I feel so so happy right now!! You capture the shift so beautifully OOOOHHHH!!!!

[ask-fgod]

maybe... maybe we should tell him, guys. hes already curious. if we dont, then hes never going to stop asking the others at this point.

[freakygirlie]

What do you think is the strongest evidence for j2? The one that makes you go, yeah I get it...

damnn its been a LONG time since ive had a j2 ask😭 ok so i don't think there is a strongest evidence per se, its more the narrative that's been playing since 2005, the shifting stories, the cover-ups, weird incidents and just overall level of tomfoolery that's like OOHHH yeah there's something here. the amount of PR stunts used to cover up stuff and then said stuff accidentally spilling out makes u go hmmmm. for me what convinced me, was the level of physical intimacy they had with each other, not the way they play it up for the cameras, but behind it. followed by the insane amount of stories and shenanigans that have ensued. i invite you to read speak the truth- a comprehensive record of j2 content from 2005 to 2013 that should be enough to convince anybody. i havent dabbled here in a while but if u go through the j2 tinhat tag on my blog you'll find lots and lots of content. im also attaching the gif that convinced me fr.

hope this somewhat answered your question!

[litta-jpg]

Hi I love your Tim so so so much he’s such a pretty pretty boy im losing words here but I adore him. so much hes taken over my entire heart can I plz request him maybe with Bart or a timkonbart

sunshine boys <3

[yasbeych]

I saw you took requests so I just wanted to politely suggest you doodle starscream as snoopy in this pic I found because it’s just Very Him to me

you’re 100% correct

[five-and-dimes]

Here’s a headcanon I don’t know what to do with:

Once they get together, at the end of nights when Dream visits, Hob will take his hand and say, “Stay?” and Dream without fail will respond, “Yes.”

Now here’s the thing about this little routine. At no point is a full sentence spoken out loud.

So from Hob’s point of view, every night he is asking “Will you please stay?” and Dream is saying “Yes I will stay because you asked me to.” But from Dream’s point of view, Hob is asking “Do you want to stay?” and Dream is saying “Yes, please allow me to stay.”

Both think the other one is doing them a favor. Both think they are the one making a request and the other is the one fulfilling it. They’re both carrying around gratitude towards the other for being kind enough to “indulge” them and spend extra time together.

I don’t know how they would ever find out about this strange ongoing miscommunication or what the reaction would be. I just think it sounds like something that would happen to them. They're both emotionally compromised idiots.

[artificialmoth]

Pointing at you

Gimmie Phantom/Ifrit propaganda. Right neow. NnEEOWOWOOWOWOW!!!! IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAA im always ready for phantom/ifrit propaganda :3

Phantom's the pretty new ghoul & Ifrit's been round for a while. He's part of the unofficial welcoming committee, he takes a LOT of pride in being the one to welcome new ghouls into the Abbey. He loves his job in welcoming any new ghouls, be it new summons or transfers.

but he ESPECIALLY liked welcoming Phantom. Phantom hadn't been summoned before, and as the most eager ghoul, Ifrit was tasked with showing Phantom the ropes of living up-top. He oversaw anything Aether couldn't do - stepped in if Aether was pulled away, or wasn't able to clear his busy schedule.

They got close, and fast. Ifrit's less of a mentor and more of a friend, he loves sneaking Phantom out to go to the nearest town, as Ifrit's one of few ghouls trusted with a fake license and unrestricted car access.

They're SO close you'd think they knew each other in the Pits or something, but really its bc of how good Ifrit is at disarming people. He's insanely charming, and already plenty kind. Its beyond easy to trust him!

He helps Phantom with guitar, and his blocking and overall stage presence. Likewise, Phantom shows him the easier ways to break into Mounty's stash without him knowing, and they spend PLENTY of nights tangled together, high as all hell.

When Phantom leaves for tour, its a bit emotional. Not only are they leaving his formal mentor, Aether, but he's gotten SO close with Ifrit. Dancing around some deeper feelings - Phantom wasn't sure how to make a move on a ghoul like Ifrit, part of him doesnt feel like hes deserving of Ifrit's love, and Ifrit not wanting to make a move on Phantom bc he doesn't want to start anything before Phantom has to leave.

Ultimately, mid-tour, Ifrit and Aether sneak to attend a show bc Dew wasn't doing so hot and Ifrit could tell Phantom was starting to really feel it, too. Nothing Ifrit and Aether did could've ever prepared Phantom for tour, frankly.

They got to watch rather than play, admiring their ghouls on stage. It was all coordinated, so they'd be backstage when the ghouls + papa would be finishing up the encore.

Everyone expected Dew's reaction - very much angry-happy, tackling Aether and practically climbing him in his excitement.

NO ONE expected Phantom to do the same. Dropped everything and RAN to Ifrit. And, naturally, Ifrit caught him. Twirled him around and squeezed him nice and close. Phantom started crying right away, mask still on. Ifrit had to help him get it and his balaclava off so he could breathe, and Phantom didn't even hesitate when he grabbed Ifrit and pulled him into a kiss.

Everyone teases them for their first kiss, just lightly. Its perfect, and they both like to talk about it. Ifrits a bit more dramatic about it, acting like Phantom dipped him low and kissed him. But really, Ifrit was holding Phantom up and didn't expect it.

theres definitely a picture of how ifrit looked after. naturally.