#Ask Sheepy

[localplaguenurse]

Playing a game with Pantalone but everytime one of you loses you have to remove one article of clothing and suffice to say you lost all your clothes rather quickly and now he's smirking on how shall he indulge in you this time

I thought this was a predator/prey situation at first, which would have been pretty pog, but then I remembered the dumb strip poker joke I made the other day and realized that’s probably what you were talking about-

So that’s what I’m gonna write

CONTENT WARNING: Playing strip poker, no full blown smut but still suggestive. I might circle back to this in the future because I have ideas, but I’m not in a super smutty mood. Honestly it’s more silly than anything, but 18+ please. Also I have only played the Luigi poker minigame so shhh.

You hate this game, you don’t know why you keep agreeing to play it, and you hate that it was all your idea to begin with. It sounded like a fun way for you and your husband to spice things up a little, and in general seemed like a fun way to bond. Sure, you figured he’d win the first few times you played, but you weren’t complaining at the time. Surely, he wouldn’t win every time, right?

… Right?

You glare at your hand because you don’t want to glare at Pantalone. It’ll mean you have to look at his stupid smug grin over his winning streak. You see it every time he suggests you two play a few rounds of strip poker. Tonight is no different, and though you love his face so much, you cannot stand looking at him right now.

You don’t question if you’re losing because you have terrible luck or if you’re just bad at poker anyways. You know it’s both. It also can’t help that your husband is very good at taking chances and placing bets. He never makes a decision until he’s certain of the outcome and that it will work in his favour. You find this trait very admirable, except for right now.

“Darling, are you alright?” Pantalone asks, faux concern lacing his words. “You’re shivering a little.”

You’re currently hugging a pillow to your bare chest, both to give yourself some dignity, and because you’re nearly nude. “I’m fine.”

He chuckles. “Well, if that’s the case, have you decided what your next move is?”

“I-I’m still thinking,” you grumble, body cold but face burning hot. Truth be told, your hand is shit. The only thing you have going for you are two fives, and that’s it. That may as well be nothing with how your game has been going. Pantalone’s only lost the shirt, and you’re pretty sure it’s because he felt bad for you and threw that round. You don’t know what’s worse, him pitying you, or that he still decimated you.

You take two cards out of your hand and discard them, leaving only the two fives and an ace. You’re already certain you’re losing the round anyways, so you might as well see if you can get another ace, or maybe a five. Just something to make your hand better than being just above trash.

“Interesting…”

“Shush.”

You pick up two new cards and place them in your deck. Let’s see, you had a five of hearts, five of diamonds, and an ace of spades. You’ve picked up–

No way.

You blink, trying not to let your shock show (your poker face isn’t that great, either). Those two new cards consist of an ace of diamonds, and a five of clubs. Holy shit. Holy shit. That’s a full house! The only way Pantalone can beat that is if he gets 4 of a kind, a straight flush or a royal flush. You actually have a chance! Not a chance of winning the game, Archons no, but you’ll be keeping your underwear on for a round longer.

You smile, and present your hand. “Full house.”

Pantalone’s eyebrows widen, and he smiles. “Oh, goodness! Look at you! You’re starting to get the hang of this now. That is very impressive, my darling.”

You cross your arms, giving him the smug grin he’s been giving you all evening.

He sighs. “That… makes this all the more painful, I’m afraid.”

You watch as Pantalone lays his cards down in front of you. Your eyes widen, and your jaw drops.

“... Absolutely not.”

“I’m afraid so.”

“Are you kidding me!?” you ask. “A royal flush?! No, no I refuse… You did not just get that!”

“I assure you, darling,” he purrs, “I got it fair and square.”

You glare at him and his cards. An ace, a queen, a king, a jack, and a ten of hearts. Of course it has to be hearts, too.

“Now then, I think you know the rules.”

“Fine, fine, you win.” You move the pillow from your chest and toss it at his head. It makes contact, which makes him laugh. “I know the drill.”

“My my, you make it sound like such a horrible fate,” he teases. “Sure, I may have won again, but I think we both know this will be… equally rewarding for us, no?”

You roll your eyes. “Easy for you to say, champion strip poker king…”

“Oh, my little darling,” he coos in such a patronizingly sweet voice, “where’s the fun in being such a spoilsport? Don’t you enjoy playing with me?”

“I do, but it’s just frustrating that you’ve won every game we play.”

Pantalone laughs. “Then I suppose you’ll have to get good, as people say. Now, about my prize...”

[thestalkerbunny]

I'm so mad that nobody has made a tiefling shepard druid who looks like a sheep, with poofy white hair, ram horns and soft sheepy features. If i could i would and i'd name her Ewe.

High on the mountain, there's a lovely Shepard-

Yodalay Yodalay Hee-hoo.

[terezicaptor]

Sheepy :3

MY BABY MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺<333333333 I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSS

[sheepydwagondraws]

I am so incredibly late to the party but finally made my own s.ex

(funny meme redraw under the cut)

(my addisona btw)

[baconcolacan]

take.

beh ໒꒰ྀི ˶• ༝ •˶ ꒱ྀི১

[bunny-lovers]

REBECCA I JUST GOT OUT OF THE NEW MHA MOVIE, I don’t know if you’ve seen it yet (or if you were planning to even) but if you have I would like to know ur thoughts 👀

- @sheepie-self-ships

I haven't seen the movie, I'll have to wait for it to be online. I do know that Mirko is in it. 🥰

Hope you & your f/os have a great day & thank you for the ask! 😊

[arsene-fixates]

YAYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎉🎉👋🏻 very big and special day, and the informant loves you so so much!! ★♡

WAHH!! Thank you everyone for the wishes… @hiddenobject-fanblog @sheepie-self-ships @bunny-lovers

we are so going to have a great day together <3

[starheart-blog]

One question for goaty: how is your relationship with Sheepy going? :^

Goaty The Horn Tail Goat: Oh, we been good in a very good Relationship! 😆

Goaty The Horn Tail Goat: she is so tall, beautiful, soft and warm which is the reason I am so in love with her. 🥴💖

Goaty The Horn Tail Goat: everything has been going great for the two of us. 😌

Goaty The Horn Tail Goat: thanks for asking! 👍

[sheepie-self-ships]

One of the downsides of sending valentines asks to mutuals is realizing some of them have deactivated or switched blogs,,,

IF WE R MUTUALS OR WERE AND YOU ARENT HERE ANYMORE I HOPE UR DAY IS WONDERUL AND LOVELY AND MAYBE WE WILL MEET AGAJN 🫶🫶🫶

[mxrainbowsheep]

Thoughts on cinemas?

Are we British now? I don't mind going to the cinema, but I enjoy myself more if I go with someone else.

[sheepydraws]

I just watched Necessary Evil and there's something so insane about having an episode where Odo repeatedly emphasizes that he is not on anyone's side, that he does not serve any specific master, that justice is his highest ideal, and then he literally lets Kira get away with murder!!!!

[movedto-bunny-lovers]

🌸🧸 for you and Rumi!

@askthelovenest

Hope you & your f/os have a wonderful weekend & thank you for the ask! 😊 @sheepie-self-ships @emmacornell @korships @mahitoslittlebird

💌 - What would a love letter look like from them?

It would be so sweet & romantic, saying how much she loves me, how I make her happy. Some of her love letters are either short or long.

💘 - How did you first fall in love?

It was when after she saved me from the villain. I had a huge crush on Rumi & couldn't get her out of my mind.

🫂 - How do they comfort you? How do you comfort them?

Rumi would just lie down with me & hold me while she says how much she loves me. Sometimes Rumi would bring my favorite food to make me feel better. I comfort Rumi by using my sweet words, make her one of her comfort foods & give her affections.

🌸 - What kind of flowers would they gift you?

She would give me red carnation, white carnation, pink carnation, purple lilac, red roses, & purple violet.

🎁 - What is your favorite gift from them?

My favorite gift from Rumi would be the picture of the two of us framed, with a love note.

💭 - What are constant thoughts you have about them? What constant thoughts do they have about you?

I always think about how strong & beautiful she is. I just love her so very much! Rumi thinks about how sweet & beautiful I am. She also worries about my safety as well.

🧸 - Which one of you is the type to gift the other a stuffed animal for Valentine's Day? Has it ever happened before?

Rumi would be the one who gift me a stuffed animal for Valentine's Day. Yes, it has happened before.

[sheepydwagondraws]

Can we see more human jevil?

I've only ever tried to draw a human Jevil that one time but I wasn't super happy with the design so here's another stab at it

Also I have to admit heavily influenced by puppypuppypuppypuppy's designs they are peakkkk

[thefandomcassandra]

You ever think about some piece of media you consumed as a child and trace the impact it left on you like a fault line?

Yeah it's kinda humbling

[lesbiten]

what kind of animal are poet and winona. asking for science

this answer sucks but ....... i dont know!!!! i originally made poet as an adopt forever ago but 24 hours passed with no interest and i had already wanted to keep him so i did. so basically i originally didnt really think that hard about What he was i was just doing a random creature.

now that ive made Two of Them ive been thinking about it and i think theyre kind of like a dog-sheep hybrid thing. their fluffy parts are wool and, like actual sheep, can range from being super tightly curled (poet) to slightly curled with more of a wavy texture (winona)

basically: theyre dog-shaped with sheep hair :-)

[dootznbootz]

🌟

HELL YEAH, HOMIE!!! >:D WORM FAMILY!!!