#Ask Mello

[official-mello]

I've hired this autism to stare at you

This is harassment.

[official--mello]

@matt-jeevas-official

I'm leaving you.

[ask-the-mafia-boy]

Words said by Matt quote for quote

"Uhh, shit don't tell him I said this okay?.. One time he was having a really bad meltdown and ended up shooting at me because I walked in our bedroom when it was happening. He thought he missed but uh... he actually did graze me, hurt like hell but I pretended I wasn't hurt to not cause more of a panic."

TW‼️‼️‼️ VERY VERY BIG TW

*he was stunned and terrified….skin cold to the touch..he wanted to cry , scream , apologise, cut and genuinely die at the same time but he couldn’t do anything at that moment in time…. He couldn’t believe he would hurt Matt, hurt one of the only people who ever gave two fucks to care about him….he made Matt hurt…he should hurt….he needed to hurt to make up for what he did…*

[askcrystaltsoi]

”hypothetical question, like totally hypothetical or whatever and like I have nothing to do with this question- if someone asked you If uh i-MELLO if mello looked like a uh guy what would you say or, whatever I don’t fuckin care-…”

-totally not @ask-the-mafia-boy

Okay. This is terribly confusing, Mello. But you do look like a guy, don’t worry about it. You’re manly enough.

(OOC: Man… how do I get politically correct here…)

[mellosdrawings]

Could we have a drawing of Leona driving and the others just goofing off in the car during the event LOL I love how much people are shocked by the fact that this lion man has a license

The first thing I thought about when I read that scene was that damn Draw the Squad meme template, thank you for giving me a reason to do it xD

(OG here)

[eviilhomozexual]

Erm. I might of gotten carried away- BUT I SWEAR THEY JUST KISSING!! ONLY SMOOCHING!! NOTHING MORE!! AAAAAAAA

[zimt-deathnote]

Happy to announce that I finally settled on a gang name for "the mafia", so I can fucking finally stop calling them "the mafia":

LOS VARANOS

Those are just some goons with canon appearance but holy hell we desperately need some more diversity in here......and tattoos.

The name Los Varanos (which is spanish for monitor lizards btw) is a little nod to my Atrea version of Rod. Monitor lizards are nasty fuckers and I thought it suits the gang.

I had some fun with finding cool fonts for the name. Some members 100% have one of the Fraktur fonts tattooed.

I could talk about the gang all day.

[mysicklove]

guys has a man ever made you orgasm pls let me know if it’s a myth bc i have never experienced it

[imninakk]

PLEASE DRAW MELLO AND MISA BUYING CLOTHES AND NEAR ONLY STSNDING LOOKING AT THEM AND THEY'RE LIKE we're DIVAS💥

🖐😧🖐

[official-mello]

Hello. I heard you were…concussed. I decided to come check in. How are you fairing?

- @official-l

Finally someone’s talking quietly… My brain hurts… When did you get another head…?

[official--mello]

Matt said Near is gorgeous

Gorgeous? That fucking twerp??

@matt-jeevas-official Is this true?

[ask-the-mafia-boy]

💥‼️-“Who the hell are you..?”-‼️🍫

“what do you want, I’m fucking busy..you wanna ask me questions? Oh- this was the thing Matt was telling me about- an “ask blog” or something . Fine go for it ask me whatever-“

Ooc: hi hi! I’m @squ3akerp33ker This blog goes by a few small rules, no nsfw and keep it kind! Evil characters are aloud but nothing downright mean!!! Anyway personal head cannons! Matt x mello is cannon here! Also got a Gay FtM mello to interact with! Have fun! (Btw my oc lady sasaki (see on @ask-miss-lady-sasaki ) is his godmother and is cannon here!)

~ other Dn blogs I run

@ask-the-greatest-detective - L

@ask-the-mafia-boy -Mello

@ask-kiras-little-sister -Sayu

@ask-rem -Rem

@ryuk-the-pet-rock -Ryuk

@ask-the-old-man -Watari

@busy-playing-with-toys -near

@the-yagami-household lights parents

no NSFW please! And be kind!

[saiintvalentiine]

SAIINT THE FOXFIES IS NOW INFESTING MY BRAIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.....

here, have this little guy while im suffering

i love foxes and i love wifies so foxfies is like.... im on the floor sobbing over him saiint.... i might even... i might even like him a little bit more than dogfies im so sorry guys 😭 LOOK AT HIM

HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE MELLO OH MY GOODNESS......... HIS LITTLE SCHEMING FACE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM

mello I am so glad you're joining me in this journey bc I need you to imagine as it gets cold his hair gets whiter and whiter and then as it gets warmer it starts getting dark again and isn't that just so cute (<- big "wifies should be graying" enthusiast)

[mellosdrawings]

Who’s the bug killer for Jamil? Vil or Leona?🤔

Vil wouldn't touch a bug, who do you think he is? But he would blast it if it was only him and Jamil.

Leona though would catch bugs without issues. He's got incredible reflexes and, if he's anything like a cat, he would get those flying little critters just for the fun of it haha

[zimt-atrea]

mello would be such a pitiful wet dog, extra soggy

very

[zimt-deathnote]

SPEAKING OF SCHOOL SPORTS did the wammy’s kids ever do any sports during their time there??? were they possibly forced to :0???? ( also hii!! :3c if this was mentioned somewhere else in another post im so sorry 😭😭 )

Of course they had PE class at Wammy's!! (at least in my boarding school AU)

Ehem I was a little overmotivated to draw Wammy's PE things...... so uhh enjoy?

Matt is regularly standing on the side talking to the teacher about god knows what to avoid participating. Feel that.