#Army Jobs

[thefrontporchbymdior]

[67-romeo]

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Watched the Percy Jackson trailer with my parents and then spent 20 minutes last night while my mom brushed her teeth trying to explain to her how insanely overpowered Percy Jackson is as a main character, yet how rare it is that the fandom loves that and thinks he is simply the coolest ever.

[demigods-posts]

me personally. i wouldn't have gone after all the olympians at once. you're biting off more than you can chew here. all you would need to do is take each olympian out one by one. and then convince demigods that once enough people stop believing in a diety, that diety ceases to exist. which is not a lie. and you could use the death of pan to back yourself up. sure, you'd be in it for the long haul. but chess isn't meant to be a quick game.

[athenasdragon]

I guess I'm not really clear on what the deal is with Treviso's defenses or lack thereof. So it's a "defenseless merchant city" with no standing army, like the rest of Antiva, because... the reputation of the Crows is enough? Maybe I missed codex entries or, god forbid, a tie-in novel, explaining how this collective of extremely wealthy city-states that grew to power because of their naval might and location as a trade hub didn't at any point establish an army. Shouldn't each city have their own army?? Especially because there was a civil war at the beginning of the Dragon Age??? And dragons have been ravaging the north for fifty years and there was a Blight 20 years ago and the Qunari have been threatening invasion for decades????????

[temeyes]

POV: you bump into Sergeant Garrick for the first time

[lunarconjunction]

More of my tf au thing with these guys…

[kirby-the-gorb]

[eri-pl]

So, Sauron surrendered (well, tried to) to Eonwe after the war was over, right?

You know what also happened with Eonwe in this time period? M&M came to demand the Silmarils (and probably leave E&E there?).

Just imagine them bumping into each other, just in front of Eonwe's tent. Or face.

[illustratus]

Napoleon Bonaparte reviewing the Army of Italy in Nice on 27 March 1796 by Jacques Onfroy de Bréville

[thefrontporchbymdior]

[weewoo911]

I love Eddie Diaz, king of doing stupid drastic shit nobody asked him to do 😔💖✨

[kiwi-and-pasta-at-3am]

Sometimes I think about how irl Webster was 22/23 and Liebgott was 29/30 and watching the show is funny as hell

Like that's a whole ass grown man trying to awkwardly talk to some kid who's giving him the biggest attitude for NO REASON. bringing this up bc i just saw a TikTok of what the actors looked like at the age the characters actually were, visually it's really really funny

Anyways this is all I could think about

Here's the TikTok for anyone who might want it

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNeKJQyD8/

[rubywingsracing]

please I’ve started seeing the Oscar hate here on Tumblr and it’s like—??? No??? He overtook his teammate because THE TEAM allowed it??? Every time he’s been asked to do something, he does it. There is no “He’s not being a team player”.

I saw one that really pissed me off—something along the lines of

“Oscar is forgetting that, without McLaren, he would still be in Alpine”

like, the fuck????????????? He’s still getting points for the WCC, and McLaren hasn’t talked about the WDC at all, only people online and interviewers have. Correct me if I’m wrong, but all Lando has said is that he will try but it’s not going to be easy, and it’s a lot of points.

Like, no. And I don’t think Oscar would be staying at Alpine very long even if he was there.

Honestly I see not even one single lie here!! My ass was like lowkey nauseous reading what was happening over on twitter that I had to take myself of it for a couple of days bc wtaf is wrong with people, really glad I didn’t see any here on tumblr cuz this is like my safe wholesome respectful place that I would not like to have disturbed.

Like I get people being pissed that Lando wasn’t prioritized fine yeah that’s frustrating but people keep forgetting that Oscar is closer to Lando in points then Lando is to Max so like let’s all fucking calm down. I love Lando but I don’t think this year is going to be his year to win he hasn’t been delivering consistently enough to pull off the kind of miracle that would be beating Max for the WDC

And all the bullshit about Oscar “divebombing” his teammate is wild cuz I’ve been watching some F1 docs and yall would not have liked early 2000s F1 cuz bitches were not playing the “team” game

Also all the references to Hungary THEY ARE NOT AT ALL THE SAME IT IS IRRELEVANT

Like how do you explain this to someone like they have the comprehension level of a child like see here pookie ookie wookie bear there is something called TEAM RADIO AND TEAM ORDERS they have that here in HUNGARY now watch Monza see what they DONT have TEAM RADIO/ TEAM ORDERS like omifuckinggod

So anywho Oscar is a baddie who is driving a phenomenal season and I’m so proud of him honestly Oscar WDC 2024 fuck the haters atp

[bil-daddy]

I just need you to know I gasped aloud when I saw the notification that the great Bildaddy made an honest Mutual of me, it was an absolutely genuine sound and reaction and I could not help it, nor would I want to deny myself that spontaneous surprise and joy.

The problem is that I am at work waiting on some folks for a meeting and my coworker heard this gasp and, very kindly, went "oh no, what happened?"

how do I explain—

Tell them the truth. Bring them the Word of Bildad. Convert them to the Unholy Not-a-Church of the Shutanic Temple. All Hail Bildaddy.