#Arch-nemeses are worse than exes | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

deviousscorpionangel · 8 years ago

Text

#5 - Arch-enemies, Nemeses, and Villians, Oh My! And Everyone Wants You Dead

#5 – Arch-enemies, Nemeses, and Villians, Oh My! And Everyone Wants You Dead

This is number five (OMG FIVE) of the top 30 reasons for why normal people should not date a superhero(ine). Remember supers! This is all in good fun, BUT if you see yourself in these reasons you should consider altering your behavior in order to keep your beloved! [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral pronouns…

View On WordPress

#30 reasons not to date a superhero(ine)#30 reasons not to date supers #Ahhhhh this is making me kind of happy #And your arch-nemesis always gets you chia pets or merch with hir face on it #Arch-nemeses are worse than exes #Blackhawk Down #bye bye Blackhawk Down #Can you imagine Tony sending special little invites to all his enemies #Dear Green Goblin we are excited to invite you to our wedding!#Every valentine&039;s day you get a bouquet of flowers you (or your significant other) are allergic to #everyone hates you #fiction #humor #I am sorry but it is true #I cried like a baby during Blackhawk Down #life struggles #Nemeses are dicks #observations #sorry not sorry #superhero #superheroine #Top ten ways to torment your arch-nemesis #Tropic Thunder #Tropic Thunder is kind of a WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!#when you are a superhero(ine) the world hates you and never wants you to have fun

0 notes