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hogoflight · 1 year ago

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Maybe Apollo still keeps his journals from when he initially started discovering medicine and (depending on the way you look at it) they are either very worrying or the FUNNIEST thing ever.

#1:

Oh boy Artemis and I are gonna try out this technique I saw in the future where you cut a body and take out all the bad stuff then sew it back up and then they’re good as new!

#2:

WARNING: THE GOO NEEDS TO STAY IN

(don’t worry they gave them anaesthetic beforehand and they’re completely fine afterwards they fix them up and now they have special rapid healing powers and also their own lil religion thing going on!)

#Apollo #artemis #medicine #gore #That’d be so funny / terrifying if that was how Apollo met one of his exes #can you IMAGINE #Apollo recounting this to Asclepius n he’s like: 🙂… 😱#ALTERNATIVELY Asclepius reads his dad’s old medical books for his own research and encounters this . He labels them “MEDICAL MALPRACTICE”#And replaces Apollo’s name with “MR MALPRACTICE >:((((“#(Referencing this reminding me of a myth of him getting upset in the myth where Asclepius’s priests/doctors removed a tapeworm from a woman #by cutting her head off but Then went “oh no. Oh no. How do we put this back on and Asclepius got SO MAD)#fav

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